What is the difference between The Godfather Part III, The Return of the Jedi, Game of Thrones Season 8 and this week’s episode? This week’s podcast actually produces a satisfactory conclusion to a much loved franchise: the Rohit wallet saga. With Kushagra away this week, off in the UK helping Pfizer test their coronavirus vaccine, the rest of the boys gear up for the second ever filmed episode of the podcast (check out our YouTube for full episodes aha x).
We begin with the exciting final instalment of Rohit vs The Wallet Thief. You’ve heard of David vs. Goliath, Man vs. Speeding Ticket, now it’s Rohit vs. Bank as Rohit is handed an ultimatum. We then discuss various news tidbits from the week including, the monolith pandemic, an Austrian village and the Namibian democratic process.
Quick little “Bullslut” this week. In this edition we name Christmas carols, water sports and Disney movies. Can Miguel beat the undefeated Sen?
We end this week with “Cuck or Be Cucked.” This week we read out a fan submitted novella featuring multiple instances of cucking, debauchery and general tomfoolery, including an actual literal cucking. After wading through that epic tale, Rohit then recounts a cucking feature drug dens and landlord/tenant disputes.
Also this week: Rohit’s Ted Talk, Bunnings, Namibian General Elections, Mariah Carey and Hydroponics.
Segments this week:
The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.
Bullslut: Thought writing 3 essays in 2 hours was hard? Try naming 20 European countries in 30 seconds. This is the game where, in 30 seconds, the boys try to name as many things as they can - all within a category chosen by the host.
Cuck or Be Cucked: Have you or your loved one been alpha’d recently? In this segment the boys give you tips on how to alpha those who have alpha’d you.
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