Into The Badlands S3E14 - Chamomile Tea Rain

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all this stuff?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I know I don't.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I don't either.

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I'm Jafar,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And I am Ben.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and we are at our penultimate episode.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That's right, we cannot

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possibly rule not the finale.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, our minimum dice roll takes us

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to the finale, so we're at season 3,

episode 14, Curse of the Red Rain.

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We're watching Into the Badlands.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Is that what happened with Breaking Bad?

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We ended up watching three

episodes before the finale?

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Or

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was it two?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I think it was 3.

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. benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, because there would

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have been whatever, yeah.

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Okay, so this is another tradition.

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That's fun.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, that's, I mean, I wouldn't

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call it tradition when it's dice

rolls, because it won't work out this

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way every time, but it did twice.

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So that's fun.

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So, I don't know about you, I think I told

you this off pod, but I made it like 28

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seconds into this episode before I had to

pause and be like, damn, we missed stuff.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, we did.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And it wasn't even like we skipped

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a whole ton of episodes, we only

skipped 6 or 7 episodes, right?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, but this is a short show.

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And, yeah, that is, we skipped

the equivalent of Season 1, so,

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Yeah, so,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

lots of stuff has happened.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

last time on, Azra has

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taken over everything.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, so, Ja'far,

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this is the question.

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We know that they, the, so, the

Pilgrim has conquered everything.

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Made everybody put up Azra, stuff.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Is the Pilgrim coming from Azra?

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Does he think the Badlands are Azra?

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Does he think he's establishing Azra?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I think that the Pilgrim came from

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Azra and was kicked out of Azra.

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And he's making, he's trying to appeal

Azra to be all like, Hey, I conquered

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all of this in your name, guys.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, I,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

great it is.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I'm thinking this is, , Azra

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isn't there anymore.

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And this, he is he is a guy who came,

Hey, , Azra's not working, follow me, I

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will take you into our new promised land.

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Hey, here we go, and now

I'm setting up new Azra.

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,

but yeah, stuff is all messed up.

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, , , the pilgrim's witch doctor, Cressida,

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uh,, is threatening,

, Lydia and Silvermoon.

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Saying, hey, give me that grain.

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I need more grain.

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It's like, they make opium.

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You're doing a bad, like, It's

a bad thing to ask them for.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, well, and then, I mean, if

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they're at the widow's place, then

they're by the oil refineries.

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So they're not even, although they do,

there are opium fields out front though,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

which was not how that

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was set up in season one.

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But whatever,

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, , benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I think the most interesting

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thing

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

been time to plant

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Well, I don't know how long it's passed,

but they're demanding shipments of grain.

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And, , Lydia's like, give us another week.

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That's not how grain works.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, it sounds like it's a logistics

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issue if all you need is a week.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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At which point, Send some

guys, Help us move it.

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

This war just ended and you clearly won.

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So if you want the grain,

here's where it is.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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Help,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Don't be a dick.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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This is where you find

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

has left the Pilgrim, we find out too.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Nix has swapped sides.

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And so The Pilgrim has won in a

way where he can't, like, Cressida

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can't just kill Nyx right now.

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she calls her a traitor and all that.

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But, , there's still enough of a weird

thing going on that she can't just

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be like, Okay, and we kill you now.

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, and then we see, , Nyx wants

to, , to kill, And the widow

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shows up out of nowhere,

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pulls out a knife, and is just like,

Nah, we're gonna witch nap you.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

had a whole thing about all this

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stuff that happened, where the widow

had died and Lydia had taken over,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and then the widow shows up

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out

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

then the widow shows up out of nowhere

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immediately, and I'm just like, UGH!

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Hehehehe.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

If I had just waited another 30 seconds.

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, we come back from Theme and

Sunny, Badgie, and Kanan,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

new.

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And we learn is, , Sunny's sister,

which I thought was immediately obvious,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

are at some sort of facility

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out of Horizon Zero Dawn,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

did you not recognize this

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

post apost apocalypse thing.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

This is the, the monastery.

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This is the, the Waterfall Kung Fu Palace.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, I recognized the monastery

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on the outside, but they're in,

like, a modern fac The interior

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is very Horizon Zero Dawn.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

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, Ja'far, they're talking about how

the Master was stealing people's

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powers and turning it off.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

was the Master evil?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Um, I

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Or were they, was, was she turning off

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the power of people who wouldn't learn?

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, and wouldn't be able to control it.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

that's definitely there.

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There's a lip service to that effect

where the people that are there are

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untrained and because all these people

that they had awoken after killing

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the master, we find out, , are now.

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, part of the Pilgrim's army.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Army

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

so they're like, well,

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they need to be trained.

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They don't know how to use their gift.

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, so I'm guessing it's people

that just refused the training

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and this is the alternative.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

of MKs.

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Heh heh heh heh.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

well, they've got some

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stuff to help with that.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

we get a bit about, , the master

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keeping the novices, , and MK must've

told the Pilgrim because we know

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that the Pilgrim came and raised

them all from their slumber at

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great personal cost to the Pilgrim.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

his power is impacted by

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Awakening people, presumably,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well,

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so,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

up with some stuff that happens later.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

the problem is, we hear MK awakened people

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and, , The pilgrim raised dark ones.

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This, this episode got real deep

into some nomenclature that I

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was just like, man, I don't know.

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I'm a little lost

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, , I, felt like I was, , had

skipped six episodes.

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, but like up until now, they

had never like, really dropped

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out of left field fantasy,

, fantasy, , nomenclature like this

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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, Minerva and Lydia are babysitting Henry.

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Figured he would have an au pair.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Well, that's, that's, that's good.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They discuss plans for the

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Pilgrim, including a quick allusion

to the source of his power.

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, being those of the Dark Gift, awakening

more of them had weakened him.

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, we also learn Lydia and Moon are an item!

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Minerva wants Lydia to rule the

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Badlands when they win the war.

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Yeah, Ben?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Not to get into spoiler territory.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, we can't.

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Unless you know something I don't.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, from within this episode.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Okay, well that doesn't count.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I know, but just as soon as the

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widow started saying this, I'm just

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like, Aw, shit.

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Aw, no.

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They, she,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, one of them is dead, 100%.

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Yeah.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

she's, they're talking about their

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future and making plans for succession.

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And I'm just like.

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Oh no.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

The thing that only happens

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when someone's about to die?

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Yeah.

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They get a bunch of good news about

their future so that you can kill them

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off so that you feel sadder about it?

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100%.

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That's prestige television without fail.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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So , the widow has decided,

Hey, it's time to fight back.

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, we gotta prove that we can kill,

, kill the pilgrims, , dark ones.

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And, , then everyone will rise up.

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And also, , I'm a wartime consigliere.

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, we need a peacetime consigliere.

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So, after we're done.

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I can't be running things.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, after this we go over to the Pilgrim,

who sets a course for a series finale

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style battle while coughing up blood,

but hey, he's got some dino bones.

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Mm

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, he's also, WE ATTACK AT DAWN!

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, which, cool.

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Always sounds cool, but like,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

The worst time to attack.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, it's one of those things

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where, I got really into World War

I history and it was always, We'll

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attack at dawn when everybody's tired!

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And then everybody was just like,

Okay, so they're gonna attack at

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dawn, that's when they always attack.

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And it became like a weird, like,

steeplechase of, Okay, we'll attack at...

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You know,

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15 minutes before dawn.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

4 AM.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

it ends with like, attacks at

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3am with a bunch of guys running

through the dark into machine guns.

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Because, a bunch of

generals are like, Aha!

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I figured out our ruse!

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And it's just, and 7, 000,

uh, you know, Frenchmen died.

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, it was weird seeing MK

being the voice of caution.

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Uh,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

He's apparently had character growth.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes, he has had character

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growth and hair growth.

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, cause he's now got a top

knotty thing going on.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, well, you know, it wouldn't be...

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If we made it through this whole

series without MK Sport in a top

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knot, I would have been surprised.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, for sure.

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We cut back to,

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,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes.

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And Ja'far?

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Let me, uh, posit a hypothetical for you.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I wonder if it's the

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same one I wrote down.

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Continue.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, there's two massive

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ones I had about this, but the

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first one.

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You...

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kidnap a witch doctor y kind of person.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Do you believe a single

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thing they say to you?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No!

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No, you do not.

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Uh, so here, , , Cressida tells,

, the widow that she is pregnant,

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, which I'm sure is a surprise for,

, for her, and, , yeah, and so she's

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like, hey, if you fight, , your

baby's gonna die, even if you live.

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And, they, earlier this season,

we saw that they were gonna try

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and run blood tests on Henry.

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She should be able to, as the Baron,

be able to find out if she's pregnant.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For sure, it might be super early,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah,

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and it might not be readily available,

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but like by the end of this episode,

she should know for certain.

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And to be perfectly honest, I assume she

does find out for certain off camera.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

it's entirely possible, but, she

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just gets like, really, really,

like, struck by, by this revelation,

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and it's

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For sure,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

like, I'm not gonna believe

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anything you say to me.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

for sure.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

even if it's true, I'm, I'm I'm

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going to independently verify

you're a witch doctor who's, you

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know, the advisor to the bad guy.

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Hey.

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Uh,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

This is obviously Gaius kid.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I believe so.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

We'd seen them be flirty

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in the previous episode.

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No reason to believe that stopped.

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, even though we don't see Gaius

for a bit in this episode.

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But Ben, I would like to, if

we may, get weird with it.

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What is your farthest oddball prediction

for who's the father of this child?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, that's...

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that's...

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easy, Ja'far.

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: 00:13:49

Who's the smoothest guy

in all of the Badlands?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, that's gotta be Badgie.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Who's the guy you can't tie down?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That's gotta be Badgie.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Who's the guy who might have a

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night of romance and then vroom

vroom run off on a motorcycle?

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: 00:14:06

That's not technically his!

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That's definitely Badgie.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

You know it.

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: 00:14:13

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I had made the same guess.

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: 00:14:15

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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: 00:14:17

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

So.

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: 00:14:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

just one night drunk on some,

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: 00:14:22

uh, Butterfly Brand Shampagin?

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: 00:14:24

hey, you know you're the widow.

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: 00:14:25

It means you're not married, right?

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: 00:14:27

There's

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not a Mr.

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The Widow?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mr.

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The Widow's out of the picture, right?

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: 00:14:34

That's kind of implied.

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: 00:14:42

After this, Lydia and Moon

just flirt shamelessly.

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: 00:14:46

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Gaius and Tilda show up to help, and

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she sends Tilda on a mission with Nyx.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes,

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and Tilda does not appreciate this.

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: 00:14:58

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's like, ugh.

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: 00:15:00

That never bodes well.

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: 00:15:02

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No.

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: 00:15:02

but it's, it's like, Tilda is just

like, You're shackling me with

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: 00:15:09

this other person, it's like, I'm

having you go spy on a, , convoy

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: 00:15:15

of super blood ninja assassins.

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: 00:15:18

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm.

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: 00:15:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Maybe take some back up.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Maybe take a super blood ninja assassin.

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: 00:15:23

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I'm not just gonna go,

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: 00:15:24

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

We've got one.

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: 00:15:25

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Like even if it's just another

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: 00:15:28

person, you know, you know, I've

got eyes in the front of my face

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: 00:15:32

You know where it's hard to see?

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: 00:15:33

Behind me where there might be somebody

trying to super blood ninja assassin me

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: 00:15:39

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

So, I do have a thing here, Ben.

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, so we know in the lore of

the show, the dark gift

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is, , is passed on.

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: 00:15:48

In generations, right?

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: 00:15:50

We learn in this episode towards

the end that Sunny had the

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gift and it was suppressed.

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: 00:15:57

We learn that Minerva had the

gift and it was suppressed.

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: 00:16:00

Sunny's son Henry has the gift.

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: 00:16:04

What's happening with Tilda there?

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: 00:16:07

Is Tilda a suppressed gift user?

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: 00:16:11

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I don't know

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: 00:16:12

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Made it show up, soon, say,

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: 00:16:15

in a season finale where she

heroically sacrifices herself?

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: 00:16:20

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Or, has she just been so good at

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: 00:16:22

Kung Fu, that she's just never

been cut, and just never found out?

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: 00:16:30

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Anyone else.

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: 00:16:32

And I wouldn't believe it.

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: 00:16:33

But her?

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: 00:16:34

I don't know if we've

seen her get cut before.

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: 00:16:37

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

at the beginning of this episode,

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: 00:16:38

she shows up looking kinda rough with

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: 00:16:40

Gaius.

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: 00:16:41

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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: 00:16:42

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Like, definitely bruised up,

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: 00:16:44

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, she, she, she has been

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: 00:16:46

bleeding in the last 24 hours.

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: 00:16:48

, maybe she was blood ninja ing in

that time though, we don't know.

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: 00:16:51

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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: 00:16:53

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Badgie, does not trust Kanan.

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: 00:16:56

We get to confirm that

it's Sunny's sister here.

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: 00:16:59

this is because last time on, she showed

up at the last minute and saved the day

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at a time when it was just too convenient.

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: 00:17:10

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh yeah.

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

At a level, like, Sunny is dismissive

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: 00:17:13

of it at a level of someone

who has forgotten what fear is.

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: 00:17:18

, Badgie, however, has not forgotten fear.

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: 00:17:21

Mostly because he hangs out with Sunny.

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: 00:17:23

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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: 00:17:24

Um,

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: 00:17:25

we do get a little bit, , this

episode where, , Badgie's

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just like, you know what?

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: 00:17:29

I hang around with you

because it's interesting.

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: 00:17:32

I'm not your servant.

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: 00:17:33

I'm not your, , like, sidekick.

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: 00:17:36

Um, I'm I don't have to

put up with all this shit.

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: 00:17:39

I can just leave when

you're being an asshole.

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: 00:17:43

, , Badgie is, like, complaining,

saying, hey, I think this is a trap.

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: 00:17:47

, they also drop the name Magnus

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: 00:17:50

Magnus seems to have

been a tertiary bad guy.

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: 00:17:55

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

a player at some point

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: 00:17:57

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, I don't know if he's

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: 00:17:58

still a going concern or not.

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: 00:17:59

I'm going to say he is.

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: 00:18:01

And he's going to show up at the worst

possible time for everybody involved.

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: 00:18:06

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

that checks out.

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: 00:18:07

Chrysidia does a little blood ritual here.

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: 00:18:11

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Is this the other bit of, , of

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: 00:18:13

incredulousness you had at,

, this, , imprisonment, Jaffer?

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: 00:18:16

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, my increduleness at this

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: 00:18:18

imprisonment is I wonder if this cell

is in every single episode because

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: 00:18:22

it's one of the few sets we have

or if we've just hit Sell jackpot

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: 00:18:26

because they lock someone in

this they've locked someone in

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: 00:18:29

this thing in every episode.

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: 00:18:30

We've watched.

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: 00:18:31

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Pretty much.

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: 00:18:32

, but, I'm, I'm watching this in like, Why,

why does she have her black magic kit,

406

: 00:18:37

,

why does she have access, like, she has a lot of accoutrement,

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: 00:18:42

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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: 00:18:43

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

why did you leave her magic,

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: 00:18:45

her magic accoutrement, like,

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: 00:18:47

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, we're locking you up.

411

: 00:18:48

And here's your witchcraft kit you

brought with you just in case you

412

: 00:18:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, if you need to cast a spell

413

: 00:18:55

or do something, , nasty, there's

no guard watching her, she is

414

: 00:19:03

allowed free reign in there.

415

: 00:19:05

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, so she uh, she put some slayer on

416

: 00:19:08

on the background and turns Sanctuary

into a John Moxley wrestling match.

417

: 00:19:13

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, it just starts raining blood

418

: 00:19:23

while, , , the widow is trying to

have a conversation with Gaius.

419

: 00:19:28

Now, Ja'far,

420

: 00:19:29

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, Ben

421

: 00:19:31

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I got real worried as soon

422

: 00:19:33

as it started raining blood.

423

: 00:19:35

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Did all the market stalls were

424

: 00:19:36

going to lose their A rating

from the health inspector?

425

: 00:19:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's the Badlands, man.

426

: 00:19:41

There's there's no health inspector.

427

: 00:19:42

There might be a guy who calls

himself the health inspector.

428

: 00:19:45

He's not actually doing

any health inspecting.

429

: 00:19:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That was a tertiary character we missed.

430

: 00:19:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, I am the health inspector.

431

: 00:19:55

I kill you and then I put

a B rating on the wall.

432

: 00:19:58

But, Gaius is wearing like white on white.

433

: 00:20:05

It's raining blood, and I'm just

like, do they have enough of

434

: 00:20:09

this outfit to see it hit him?

435

: 00:20:12

They did not.

436

: 00:20:15

We later see him, and

he is still pristine.

437

: 00:20:19

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

438

: 00:20:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They give Cressida enough

439

: 00:20:21

time to cast a full spell.

440

: 00:20:22

It rains blood, which

is just like, one, why?

441

: 00:20:29

Like, I understand it's

probably demoralizing,

442

: 00:20:33

but

443

: 00:20:34

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's the curse of the red rain, Ben.

444

: 00:20:36

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

445

: 00:20:38

I don't know, it just felt...

446

: 00:20:40

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Maybe that was something in a

447

: 00:20:41

previous episode that we missed.

448

: 00:20:43

In fact, last time on, the Curse of the

Red Rain is a well known superstition.

449

: 00:20:48

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Fine, who came up with this spell?

450

: 00:20:54

If you can do magic, there is

probably something you could

451

: 00:20:58

do to improve your position.

452

: 00:21:00

Other than just, haha,

you're red and sticky now.

453

: 00:21:04

And also pretty mad at me.

454

: 00:21:06

, hahaha.

455

: 00:21:08

Like, I'm sh If you can't make yourself

invisible or teleport or something,

456

: 00:21:14

you could like, make everybody sleepy.

457

: 00:21:18

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah,

458

: 00:21:18

that'd

459

: 00:21:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Do, like, Do something.

460

: 00:21:21

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

tea reign?

461

: 00:21:22

Make everyone fall asleep?

462

: 00:21:25

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

or

463

: 00:21:25

just hot rain.

464

: 00:21:28

Hot rain!

465

: 00:21:28

Everybody's like, ah, ooh,

ah, I have to run inside.

466

: 00:21:32

Uh, hehehehe.

467

: 00:21:35

Now, T'Fair, did it seem to you, after the

rain, it seems, , it cuts to next morning?

468

: 00:21:44

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

there's a little bit before that.

469

: 00:21:45

, where, , Cressidia gets

thrown in the brig.

470

: 00:21:47

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but when Lydia comes in, like, there is a

471

: 00:21:50

huge storm front running in, and then it

is now, it seems like, I don't know if it

472

: 00:21:55

was meant to be, storm has now cleared,

473

: 00:21:58

but it seemed to be next morning.

474

: 00:22:01

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, the storm rolled in very quickly.

475

: 00:22:03

It rained blood for like a couple

of minutes and then it peaced.

476

: 00:22:06

It's not very strong blood magic.

477

: 00:22:08

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

okay, cause, I don't know, something

478

: 00:22:10

about the, the, establishing shot,

479

: 00:22:13

to me made it feel like

it was the next morning.

480

: 00:22:16

I was just like, did nobody

bother to check on the, the witch

481

: 00:22:20

doctor after it rained blood?

482

: 00:22:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm hmm

483

: 00:22:23

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

sure, I can imagine Lydia was the

484

: 00:22:24

first person to put two and two

together, she is that kind of person.

485

: 00:22:29

but, I was also like,

Lydia's smarter than this.

486

: 00:22:32

It shouldn't have, like, taken

her a night to sleep on it, like,

487

: 00:22:35

Man, that was really weird,

Silver Moon, wasn't it?

488

: 00:22:38

Yeah, it was.

489

: 00:22:40

Wait a minute!

490

: 00:22:40

We have a witch

491

: 00:22:41

in the prison!

492

: 00:22:43

Hehehehehehe!

493

: 00:22:44

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Heh

494

: 00:22:45

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh

495

: 00:22:45

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yep.

496

: 00:22:46

Mm hmm.

497

: 00:22:48

Yeah, Lydia does go confront, , Chrysida,

, and throws her ze zealotry back at her.

498

: 00:22:55

And they move her from

club fed to the brig,

499

: 00:23:02

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Before she goes to the brig,

500

: 00:23:04

Cressida makes Lydia an offer.

501

: 00:23:07

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

well yeah, that's, that's

502

: 00:23:08

throwing the zealotry back at her.

503

: 00:23:10

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

But, But she offers also to make

504

: 00:23:12

Lydia the ruler of the Badlands.

505

: 00:23:15

so...

506

: 00:23:16

Everyone wants to put Lydia in charge.

507

: 00:23:18

Everybody thinks that she's

the best person for the job.

508

: 00:23:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, all two people who get to vote.

509

: 00:23:24

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, Silvermoon

510

: 00:23:25

probably would vote yes.

511

: 00:23:28

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

He's

512

: 00:23:29

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

so, three.

513

: 00:23:31

I mean, she, she has, she

definitely has the, , sneaky

514

: 00:23:34

peepin from the bushes, , vote.

515

: 00:23:36

Because we know she's the best at that.

516

: 00:23:39

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

it's true.

517

: 00:23:40

But Tilda's learned.

518

: 00:23:42

, as Tilda and Nyx watch MK and a

sleeper named Eli from them bushes.

519

: 00:23:54

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Man, they found a guy to make MK

520

: 00:23:58

seem like the calm, rational one.

521

: 00:24:01

Like, Eli out whinies MK.

522

: 00:24:06

And it's just like...

523

: 00:24:07

Man, MK's really grown up, or

this guy is really just the worst,

524

: 00:24:13

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yep, , we learned that MK is

525

: 00:24:15

the one who killed the Master,

526

: 00:24:17

but

527

: 00:24:17

he

528

: 00:24:17

lies

529

: 00:24:17

about it.

530

: 00:24:19

, that's because last time on, we don't

get a lot of this killing of the Master,

531

: 00:24:23

but I'm gonna say this was an accident.

532

: 00:24:26

, MK did not mean to kill the Master,

and, , MK is with the Pilgrim rather

533

: 00:24:32

than, , our heroes, , because he

couldn't explain this or own up to

534

: 00:24:36

his mistake or the personal failing

that led to him killing the master.

535

: 00:24:41

And so he is hiding with the

Pilgrim initially, and then he

536

: 00:24:46

joins the ranks and does the stuff.

537

: 00:24:48

But what brings him there

538

: 00:24:51

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but we

539

: 00:24:51

do see a, a brief flashback

of stabbing her in the back,

540

: 00:24:56

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

541

: 00:24:57

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and that was, , Flashbacks

542

: 00:24:59

make this job hard sometimes.

543

: 00:25:01

It's like, oh man!

544

: 00:25:04

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

On the road, Badgie, Sunny, and

545

: 00:25:06

Kanan get to some water, which is

where they need to be, air quotes.

546

: 00:25:11

Kanan wants them to make,

like, sticks and sail away.

547

: 00:25:15

Sunny asks for her to unlock his gift.

548

: 00:25:18

I guess fucking everyone is a blood jedi.

549

: 00:25:21

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah,

550

: 00:25:23

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

she says that if she turns it on,

551

: 00:25:24

only the pilgrim can turn it off,

and that it will kill both of them.

552

: 00:25:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah,

553

: 00:25:30

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I, if you want the pilgrim dead,

554

: 00:25:35

he's willing to sacrifice himself

as he said a billion times.

555

: 00:25:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but this, this conversation was

556

: 00:25:41

really like, I will do anything

to protect you, my brother.

557

: 00:25:45

And he's like, I've gotta go save my son.

558

: 00:25:47

Your nephew.

559

: 00:25:48

And she's like, I don't

give a shit about that kid.

560

: 00:25:50

I've never met him.

561

: 00:25:51

I must save you, my brother.

562

: 00:25:53

I'm all about family.

563

: 00:25:55

And it's like,

564

: 00:25:56

why, why, do you not

want to save your nephew?

565

: 00:26:02

,

-: 0132

566

: 00:26:05

Kanan has a, , giant handle on

a bowie knife, she like pulls a

567

: 00:26:10

knife on him, and it's like, did

you see the handle on this thing?

568

: 00:26:13

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I did not.

569

: 00:26:15

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's like a handle that's two and

570

: 00:26:17

a half times the size of the knife,

to make it like, it takes a bowie

571

: 00:26:22

knife and makes it like the size

of a sword, but it's all handle.

572

: 00:26:26

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Interesting.

573

: 00:26:28

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's, It's, a weird choice.

574

: 00:26:31

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

So it's kind of like a,

575

: 00:26:33

a sword sized partisan.

576

: 00:26:36

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Kinda, yeah,

577

: 00:26:38

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Interesting.

578

: 00:26:39

I

579

: 00:26:40

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, it's, I'm sure if you practiced

580

: 00:26:44

with it and didn't grip it too high most

of the time, you could probably block

581

: 00:26:49

with a chunk of that grip if, , you

know, it's not like we know the material

582

: 00:26:52

or anything, , but it probably works.

583

: 00:26:56

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

mean, pointy on stick,

584

: 00:26:59

tail as old as time.

585

: 00:27:00

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's true.

586

: 00:27:02

, Sunny runs to catch up with Badgey, who

is just like, You're a terrible judge of

587

: 00:27:07

character, stop trusting the wrong people.

588

: 00:27:09

has the conversation that

we had alluded to earlier.

589

: 00:27:14

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

after that, we see the

590

: 00:27:16

MK Battletruck playset.

591

: 00:27:19

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, Badgey has a great line here.

592

: 00:27:21

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

oh, okay,

593

: 00:27:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

He says he'll tell Henry that

594

: 00:27:23

his dad was a good, brave man who

died because he wouldn't listen.

595

: 00:27:27

Mm

596

: 00:27:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes, he's like, Hey, yeah, sometime years

597

: 00:27:31

from now when you're long dead and I'm

raising your son because you're a dummy,

598

: 00:27:36

I'll tell him that you were a dummy.

599

: 00:27:39

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

A good, brave dummy, but a dummy.

600

: 00:27:42

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Jaffar,

601

: 00:27:43

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

they leave his sister, like,

602

: 00:27:45

they just walk away from her, and

603

: 00:27:46

she's just like, hanging out on the beach.

604

: 00:27:49

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, in the deep background.

605

: 00:27:51

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, weird.

606

: 00:27:54

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

But,

607

: 00:27:55

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For someone who was saying the

608

: 00:27:56

most important thing is saving

her brother's life a minute ago,

609

: 00:27:59

you're just gonna let him go now?

610

: 00:28:01

Mm hmm.

611

: 00:28:02

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

well, she seems to believe, like, hey,

612

: 00:28:04

we just run away from the Pilgrim.

613

: 00:28:06

, Sunny's position seems to be, if we don't

stop the Pilgrim now, no one ever will be

614

: 00:28:11

able to, and he will conquer the world.

615

: 00:28:13

Then we,

616

: 00:28:13

, then now we cut to the,

MK Battle Truck playset.

617

: 00:28:18

Ja'far,

618

: 00:28:19

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes Ben.

619

: 00:28:20

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

how angry did this make you?

620

: 00:28:23

The, the guys riding inside the truck.

621

: 00:28:29

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Heheheheheheheheh Like, it's not great.

622

: 00:28:34

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well did you notice, I'm

623

: 00:28:35

sure you noticed, the swords

624

: 00:28:38

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes,

625

: 00:28:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

stored in a central pillar

626

: 00:28:42

horizontally without scabbards while you

rumble around in the back of a truck.

627

: 00:28:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Now, this actually makes sense to me Ben.

628

: 00:28:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Cause you like seeing guys get stabbed

629

: 00:28:53

in the face because you hit a pothole.

630

: 00:28:56

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

no, obviously, I think they've got

631

: 00:28:58

their shields and stuff right, I

think they use their shields to make

632

: 00:29:01

sure that didn't happen, you know

when you're close to the knives.

633

: 00:29:04

I think what this is for, is

this is like a Pull line when

634

: 00:29:08

you're jumping out of a plane.

635

: 00:29:11

Only, instead of making sure

your parachute is armed, It is

636

: 00:29:16

activating your blood ninja powers.

637

: 00:29:19

So that, like, everyone as they run out

cuts themselves on one of the blades, And

638

: 00:29:24

is just ready to fucking fuck shit up.

639

: 00:29:29

It's dumb as hell!

640

: 00:29:30

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

we see them, we see them disembark

641

: 00:29:32

and no one gets, cuts themselves.

642

: 00:29:34

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

643

: 00:29:37

Cause it's not the time.

644

: 00:29:38

They're not, they're not running

into an immediate fight, but

645

: 00:29:42

that, that is the assumption.

646

: 00:29:43

When I saw those, I was just like,

Oh, well that's there for this.

647

: 00:29:47

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I, I just thought it

648

: 00:29:47

was meant to look cool.

649

: 00:29:49

But, , nobody thought about, hey, we're

rumbling around in the back of a truck.

650

: 00:29:53

Which, if you've ever sat in the back

of a truck, uh, you know, without,

651

: 00:29:57

, seats and without, , seatbelts.

652

: 00:30:10

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It

653

: 00:30:10

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Suspension ain't great!

654

: 00:30:12

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

655

: 00:30:14

, benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

so they see the, , the gates to the

656

: 00:30:15

Sanctuary, and there's no one there!

657

: 00:30:19

Zut alors!

658

: 00:30:21

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They, they roll out, they

659

: 00:30:22

got a bunch of shields,

660

: 00:30:24

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They've got ladders,

661

: 00:30:25

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

boards to

662

: 00:30:26

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

boards to cross the

663

: 00:30:27

trench.

664

: 00:30:28

They put the trench, er, the,

the board bearers at the front?

665

: 00:30:34

Which is not what you do.

666

: 00:30:36

Heh

667

: 00:30:38

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

not if you're anticipating,

668

: 00:30:39

, any kind of enemy fire.

669

: 00:30:41

But something tells me that these

people are not thinking with tactics,

670

: 00:30:44

they're thinking with blood magic.

671

: 00:30:46

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Fair!

672

: 00:30:47

Hey, when all you have is blood

magic, every, , problem looks

673

: 00:30:50

like a guy you stabbed 17 times.

674

: 00:30:52

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes.

675

: 00:30:54

, so, , they start pumping

something into the trench.

676

: 00:30:58

It's obviously gasoline.

677

: 00:31:00

, the pilgrim calls for their surrender.

678

: 00:31:03

The widow removes their ability to escape.

679

: 00:31:06

Or more importantly,

back up a couple of feet.

680

: 00:31:10

And then, , this is the kind, we see

the kind of artillery I was expecting

681

: 00:31:15

from

682

: 00:31:16

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

what they fired.

683

: 00:31:17

This is, this is

684

: 00:31:17

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, no, this is not what they fired.

685

: 00:31:20

They had a more traditional

Hichwa last time.

686

: 00:31:23

This is a semi automatic.

687

: 00:31:27

, benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but I do want to say, I want to point

688

: 00:31:29

out, like, the, the pilgrim calls

out and the widow just appears on

689

: 00:31:35

the top of the roof of the guardhouse

690

: 00:31:37

because you do not out dramatic,

the widow in her own sanctuary.

691

: 00:31:43

She's

692

: 00:31:43

like, No.

693

: 00:31:44

I am Queen Bee here.

694

: 00:31:46

You cannot be more dramatic than me.

695

: 00:31:49

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

696

: 00:31:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

you might be able to beat me in a fight.

697

: 00:31:52

, you will not be able to

out, , Out brewed me,

698

: 00:31:55

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

699

: 00:31:56

a shield gets arrowed.

700

: 00:32:01

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and some who could.

701

: 00:32:03

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And a handful who could.

702

: 00:32:04

, the Pilgrim dramatically drops

his shield and runs up the wall to

703

: 00:32:08

fight Minerva while MK and a few

of the remaining soldiers look on.

704

: 00:32:13

Moon puts a giant gasoline

bomb under the, , gate

705

: 00:32:18

with a minute timer and gets

a Batman zipline set up for

706

: 00:32:23

Minerva to get out of there.

707

: 00:32:26

b

708

: 00:32:32

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, they shoot two crossbows with,

709

: 00:32:34

, Ziplines as she jumps away, And then

she, like, recline, leans, slides away

710

: 00:32:41

As the pilgrim looks

down and is like, Huuuh?

711

: 00:32:44

BOO!

712

: 00:32:46

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ha, The bomb goes off, the Pilgrim

713

: 00:32:50

lives, along with maybe 20 soldiers.

714

: 00:32:53

, MK is still alive,

715

: 00:32:57

, the Pilgrim calls for vengeance.

716

: 00:33:00

As our leaders drive away, Moon and

Gaius are going to stay to hold the

717

: 00:33:04

line and lead the fight as Lydia goes

to kill the Blood Witch and Minerva

718

: 00:33:10

leads the evacuation of the Sanctuary.

719

: 00:33:13

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Now, Ja'far,

720

: 00:33:14

when we see the pilgrim wake up,

Or, like, we see that he survived.

721

: 00:33:19

He wakes up in the, in

the dirt, in the ditch.

722

: 00:33:24

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, in, yeah, in media ditch.

723

: 00:33:26

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

724

: 00:33:28

Why didn't they just, like, Ha

ha, we blew you all up, run over.

725

: 00:33:31

Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.

726

: 00:33:33

Run over, MK.

727

: 00:33:34

Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.

728

: 00:33:35

Why did they retreat?

729

: 00:33:38

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

because I imagine the expectation

730

: 00:33:41

is that these are all blood ninjas,

and so anyone that they don't

731

: 00:33:44

thoroughly kill off the bat is going

to be in blood ninja zombie mode.

732

: 00:33:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

733

: 00:33:52

It just felt like, This

734

: 00:33:53

was your best chance.

735

: 00:33:55

They were all just blown up.

736

: 00:33:57

,

-: 0132

737

: 00:33:59

volley of arrows after this?

738

: 00:34:01

And then another volley of arrows,

and then another volley of arrows.

739

: 00:34:05

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, all their eardrums are burst.

740

: 00:34:07

, They are concussed.

741

: 00:34:09

This is as good a chance

as you're ever gonna get.

742

: 00:34:14

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Lydia, , goes to kill, , Cressida, and

743

: 00:34:18

just like lets her cast a spell instead

of killing her with like five arrows from

744

: 00:34:23

30 feet away, which is what I would have

done if I had to go kill a blood witch.

745

: 00:34:28

I'm bringing a bow and being

all like, knock, knock.

746

: 00:34:31

Oh, how's your cell?

747

: 00:34:33

Arrow.

748

: 00:34:34

Like, I'm not getting close to you.

749

: 00:34:37

I'm definitely not letting you talk.

750

: 00:34:42

Yeah.

751

: 00:34:44

Even if you don't got

arrows, grab a spear.

752

: 00:34:46

We've seen them around.

753

: 00:34:48

Stab her from outside the cell.

754

: 00:34:50

Don't open that shit.

755

: 00:34:51

Don't get in there.

756

: 00:34:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Grab six dudes.

757

: 00:34:54

Be like, Okay.

758

: 00:34:55

Surround it.

759

: 00:34:57

Stab with the spears

until she stops moving.

760

: 00:35:00

And then stab her a couple more times.

761

: 00:35:03

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Just, just double check on the stabbing.

762

: 00:35:05

Like, are we done?

763

: 00:35:06

Let's get a couple more in just in case.

764

: 00:35:09

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

765

: 00:35:10

, so she's, she comes in all dramatic.

766

: 00:35:11

I'm going to, to kill you.

767

: 00:35:13

And Cressida starts chanting.

768

: 00:35:15

And she lets her chant for a good...

769

: 00:35:17

10 seconds, and I'm

770

: 00:35:18

just like, as soon as you start

chanting, I start stabbing.

771

: 00:35:23

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

There's, yeah, the conversation is done.

772

: 00:35:25

I, I

773

: 00:35:26

hear tongues.

774

: 00:35:27

It's stab time.

775

: 00:35:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

the, the problem is like, , , I

776

: 00:35:31

don't know, I just like, I can't,

I can't get in the headspace of

777

: 00:35:35

somebody who's just like, A ba ba bwa?

778

: 00:35:37

It's just like, no, it

brained blood yesterday.

779

: 00:35:43

was that today?

780

: 00:35:45

It brained blood five hours ago.

781

: 00:35:47

I'm stab, I'm stabbing you now.

782

: 00:35:49

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

In recent history, you've

783

: 00:35:51

made it rain blood.

784

: 00:35:52

I'm not fucking around.

785

: 00:35:54

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

786

: 00:35:56

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

A bunch of Dark Gif

787

: 00:35:57

soldiers walk into a trap.

788

: 00:36:00

These are the untrained cadets,

and Gaius and Moon fight

789

: 00:36:03

like a dozen of these dudes.

790

: 00:36:05

And Gaius kills like

four of them off the bat.

791

: 00:36:08

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

But we find out, you can't kung fu a car.

792

: 00:36:12

You can't kung fu, , a purse.

793

: 00:36:15

Why would you kung fu a movie?

794

: 00:36:17

, yeah, they just hit these guys

with a car, and it's hilarious.

795

: 00:36:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Did you catch that Moon's sword

796

: 00:36:24

gets broken in this fight?

797

: 00:36:25

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I did.

798

: 00:36:27

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They fall back and some fox troops

799

: 00:36:29

and petticoat assassins, , get gored.

800

: 00:36:32

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

801

: 00:36:33

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They really like this slow

802

: 00:36:35

mo cut em up 20 time things.

803

: 00:36:38

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They do.

804

: 00:36:39

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Like it has any practical

805

: 00:36:41

or meaningful impact at all.

806

: 00:36:44

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, that person's already been

807

: 00:36:46

dead for the last seven cuts.

808

: 00:36:47

It was

809

: 00:36:48

really cool the first time

we saw it with the widow.

810

: 00:36:50

It has been diminishing returns for me.

811

: 00:36:52

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For.

812

: 00:36:53

Sure.

813

: 00:36:54

, Moon sees Cressida and

knows what that means.

814

: 00:36:57

He runs to Lydia, who is

bleeding out in the brig.

815

: 00:37:00

, she tells Moon to leave

and live a life of peace.

816

: 00:37:05

They kiss as Earl of

Brady kicks it to credits.

817

: 00:37:09

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

818

: 00:37:11

Now, Ja'far?

819

: 00:37:13

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, Ben.

820

: 00:37:14

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

You have a significant other.

821

: 00:37:18

If you knew your significant other was

off to kill a specific person, , and that

822

: 00:37:26

you saw that person leave where they had

been locked up, are you first running

823

: 00:37:32

to where your significant other is?

824

: 00:37:34

Or are you chasing down the person who

you're like, Well, I, there is only

825

: 00:37:39

one way you are outside right now.

826

: 00:37:42

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I, I admittedly would probably go

827

: 00:37:46

see if there was a chance to save

the significant other, rather than

828

: 00:37:50

immediately assume that they are dead

without recourse and go for revenge,

829

: 00:37:57

especially someone like Moon, who's done

a lot of, , Hunting Down and Killing,

830

: 00:38:03

as we've had told to us numerous times.

831

: 00:38:06

He's probably not concerned with

finding her and killing her.

832

: 00:38:09

He can handle that at a later date.

833

: 00:38:11

, but if there's a chance to save Lydia,

he's going to take it right now.

834

: 00:38:16

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I can understand that

835

: 00:38:17

and I can respect that.

836

: 00:38:19

I She's seven feet away

and you are Silver Moon!

837

: 00:38:24

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh yeah,

838

: 00:38:24

throw something!

839

: 00:38:25

Just, throw something!

840

: 00:38:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Just like...

841

: 00:38:28

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Which you should have

842

: 00:38:29

done in the first place!

843

: 00:38:30

Once again, arrows.

844

: 00:38:33

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Throw metal arm with rebar claws!

845

: 00:38:37

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

In fact, I'm gonna go ahead and state

846

: 00:38:38

that this episode and this show is the

greatest case made for why every D& D

847

: 00:38:46

character ever produced needs a melee

and ranged weapon on them at all times.

848

: 00:38:51

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, absolutely.

849

: 00:38:53

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but that's the episode, Ben.

850

: 00:38:56

All right, our next episode

is season three, episode 16.

851

: 00:39:00

Seven strike us one.

852

: 00:39:04

I've got it pulled up right now, Ben.

853

: 00:39:06

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah?

854

: 00:39:08

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, have you seen the

855

: 00:39:09

thumbnail for this episode yet?

856

: 00:39:14

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

God damn it.

857

: 00:39:15

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Did you just pull it up?

858

: 00:39:17

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No.

859

: 00:39:18

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, it's a very dead Tilda.

860

: 00:39:20

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh no!

861

: 00:39:23

There goes bruling.

862

: 00:39:24

Ja'far's

863

: 00:39:27

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, and my, my three point

864

: 00:39:30

prediction last episode was

that she dies in the finale.

865

: 00:39:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

cheating, everyone.

866

: 00:39:40

Ja'far is cheating.

867

: 00:39:43

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ben.

868

: 00:39:43

Please, you know me well enough to

know that if I was cheating, I wouldn't

869

: 00:39:48

be calling attention to it like this.

870

: 00:39:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

You did with your badgey prediction?

871

: 00:39:53

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, that's because that was

872

: 00:39:54

funny and a one pointer.

873

: 00:39:55

I didn't care.

874

: 00:39:58

The one pointers are

supposed to be gimmies.

875

: 00:40:00

Alright, seven strike is one.

876

: 00:40:02

I've got it pulled up, so I'll read

it before we make our predictions.

877

: 00:40:05

... Just because I've got the benefit

of already having it open.

878

: 00:40:08

Sunny, the Widow, and Bajie lead the

charge against the Pilgrim as he attempts

879

: 00:40:13

to gain ultimate control of the Badlands.

880

: 00:40:16

MK seeks revenge on the Widow.

881

: 00:40:20

Okay,

882

: 00:40:21

well, it's time for some predictions.

883

: 00:40:37

Okay, so we got our

predictions to make now.

884

: 00:40:42

Last time I did three

character death predictions.

885

: 00:40:46

as did you.

886

: 00:40:48

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm.

887

: 00:40:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I will admit I'm doing two this time,

888

: 00:40:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Okay.

889

: 00:40:52

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

mostly because, , a lot of the

890

: 00:40:54

characters are dead, and we know it.

891

: 00:40:57

Maybe if we had another episode, , I

probably would have thrown in someone

892

: 00:41:01

else here, but I feel like not

everyone is gonna die at this point.

893

: 00:41:06

There's gonna be a couple characters left.

894

: 00:41:08

I think we're gonna have a little bit

of a happier ending than Breaking Bad.

895

: 00:41:11

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

896

: 00:41:13

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but my daytime is Moon Dies.

897

: 00:41:16

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Okay.

898

: 00:41:17

My daytime is, , Silvermoon

Kills Cressida.

899

: 00:41:21

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm.

900

: 00:41:21

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

901

: 00:41:22

I, I think that's actually

gonna happen before the finale.

902

: 00:41:25

That's, that's gonna happen next episode.

903

: 00:41:27

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's possible.

904

: 00:41:28

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

my evening prediction, MK Face Turn.

905

: 00:41:33

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ooh.

906

: 00:41:36

, my, , evening prediction, , based on

the, , revelation you just gave to

907

: 00:41:40

me, But I'm, I'm going, like, if I

was just gonna go, if I was just gonna

908

: 00:41:48

go face value, I would have said,

Hey, daytime prediction, Tilda dies.

909

: 00:41:52

, I'm going, I'm going a

little deeper with it.

910

: 00:41:55

The widow gets her gift back,

and uses it to heal a dying Tilda

911

: 00:42:01

at the cost of her own life.

912

: 00:42:03

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, okay.

913

: 00:42:04

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

We know we can use the

914

: 00:42:05

gift to heal people,

915

: 00:42:06

and we know it takes a lot out of you.

916

: 00:42:08

I think the widow decides to save Tilda.

917

: 00:42:12

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

All right.

918

: 00:42:12

And my prime time prediction, Sunny Dies.

919

: 00:42:18

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Alright, , mine is, kanan shows up

920

: 00:42:21

out of nowhere to save Sunny, and ends

up raising Henry after Sunny dies.

921

: 00:42:27

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm.

922

: 00:42:28

Okay.

923

: 00:42:32

Well, that's that.

924

: 00:42:34

And we got one more rep here.

925

: 00:42:36

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, don't have to roll no dice!

926

: 00:42:38

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No dice rolling.

927

: 00:42:39

I can't, I mean, if you want me to, I can.

928

: 00:42:42

Just for the, the ASMR here.

929

: 00:42:45

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I don't have ASMR.

930

: 00:42:46

I, I've never understood it.

931

: 00:42:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, I mean, our listeners might,

932

: 00:42:50

who knows this one's for you guys.

933

: 00:42:53

I rolled three, so close

to minimum anyways,

934

: 00:42:57

but not quite there.

935

: 00:43:01

All right.

936

: 00:43:01

Well, we'll be back with

seven strike as one next week.

937

: 00:43:05

, but until then we have to say a

couple of things like, thank you.

938

: 00:43:12

Thank you.

939

: 00:43:13

R.

940

: 00:43:13

I.

941

: 00:43:13

P.

942

: 00:43:13

for your just bomb ass music in general.

943

: 00:43:16

Just fucking killing it.

944

: 00:43:18

We love it.

945

: 00:43:19

Love Goon Squad.

946

: 00:43:20

Thank you so much for letting

us use it as our theme music.

947

: 00:43:23

We appreciate the hell out of it.

948

: 00:43:25

, go listen to R.

949

: 00:43:27

I.

950

: 00:43:27

P.

951

: 00:43:27

on whatever audio streaming

services you happen to frequent.

952

: 00:43:34

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And, , thank you to Annette Lucena

953

: 00:43:36

for your, , photograph of a TV

that you have allowed to use under

954

: 00:43:40

Creative Commons that has allowed

us to use it for our podcast art.

955

: 00:43:45

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yep.

956

: 00:43:46

Thank you

957

: 00:43:46

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And we will, And we will, see

958

: 00:43:47

you next time on Last Time On.

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