Poet extraordinaire Claire Wahmanholm joins the No Brains, No Lightbulbs crew to discuss crabs, vegetable orchestras, cocaine, citrus fruits, berets... pretty much everything except poetry. Sean celebrates the joys of watching cable TV (01:53). Chuck serves up a recent general knowledge round from Trivia Mafia (07:38) and then gives everybody crabs (mostly false crabs) in a round called "Crabfest Is Back!" (22:38). Sean cooks up some wordplay foodie trivia (31:40), Claire peels off some facts about vegetable orchestras (36:38), and then Chuck just barely survives a rapid-fire round of "Dead or Alive" (39:53).