Yahweh commands Moses to send 1,000 men from each tribe to war against the Midianites. Every male Midianite dies and only female virgins survive, which isn't good news considering they are forced to marry their captors or become sex slaves... pretty sure we skipped learning about this part in church! The Reubenites and Gadites decide they want to skip going to the Promised Land and seek to make the newly conquered lands around them into a home for their families and an overwhelming amount of cows. Moses protests at first but eventually they come to an agreement. Will Moses Meek & Mild will finally go out with a bang in our next episode?

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