Allyson and I rarely get to watch movies just for the hell of it. Over the last two weeks we both took dreadful missteps. I had us watch the Spanish thriller Two (Dos) on Netflix, then Allyson made us watch the latest from James Wan, Malignant.

Both movies were so utterly unenjoyable that the only way we can feel good about wasting three and a half hours of our lives is by warning you not to watch either of these!

We face off and pit these two disasters against each other. But don't worry, there are also references to Streetcar Named Desire, The Simpsons, and John Cameron Mitchell's Short Bus. So, it's not a total loss!

Please vote in our poll and let us know, if you had no other option, which of these two movies would you rather watch. Also, let us know what terrible movies you accidentally committed a block of time to under the pretense it might have been good?

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