We have somehow reached Episode 91 of The Critical Banter Podcast - we’re just as shocked as you to discover we’ve done this 91 times. Just 9 more weeks until the big 100. What do we have planned? Not even we know. Until then, welcome back to another episode, Kushagra is not with us this week as he is load managing (2nd of 5 weeks).
We begin with a discourse on useless/fake degrees, spurred by Rohit’s midweek discovery of the “Bachelor of Planning” degree. We then discovered that a “Energy Orgasm” retreat was going to take place in Bali, and we weren’t invited. We also learn what “Energy Orgasms” are.
As we near the end of the “Back to School” quizzes, we tackle everyone’s favourite free period, religious (Christian) education. This week Sen tests Miguel and Rohit’s knowledge of the world’s, both real and fictional, religions - spanning from Catholicism to Pastafarianism and everything in between.
We end this week with the classic, “Cuck or Be Cucked,” where we analyse situations where someone has been alpha’d and how they can recover from such alphaing. This week we discuss gym alphas, being swindled by Hungry Jacks before we hear what could possibly be the best and most dominant alphaing involving a jacket.
Also this week: Geology, sex addicts, Jedism, Scientology, Big Jack and roid rage.
Segments this week:
The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends.
Back to School: To celebrate the beginning of a new academic year, the boys are put through their paces to determine if they still remember anything they were taught in high school.
Cuck or Be Cucked: Have you or your loved one been alpha’d recently? In this segment the boys give you tips on how to alpha those who have alpha’d you.
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