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[1] Limbs are not currently accepted as valid currency by Arasaka; NDA is required before pre-order acceptance.

[2] Not certified by Arasaka’s Board of Directions, utilize at your own discretion*

* Acceptance of pre-order Terms and Conditions are a binding contract; you forfeit your right to your own discretion.

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