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Sound Statistics - The Hang-Up on Relationships!
Episode 4254th August 2026 • Haysnacks • 479 Media
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Speaker A:

Sound statistics.

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Sound statistics.

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Guess the number, hear the clue.

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Sound statistics.

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Sound statistics.

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Haystacks.

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Got a question for you.

Speaker B:

That's right.

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It is the game show where I give you a trivia question and then a sound effect for a hint.

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Because apparently I found a way to make trivia even nerdier.

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All right, question one.

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11% Of people will do this with their significant other in the next two weeks.

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Now, of course, that could be a lot of things.

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Go on vacation, start a diet together, have the same argument about where to eat for the 400th time.

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All right, here's your sound effect hint.

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That is the hang up sound from FaceTime, right?

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The answer is break up.

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11% Of people will break up with their significant other in the next two weeks.

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Can you believe that?

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That's huge.

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11%.

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That's why We need to Talk is the scariest four word sentence in the English language.

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That's wild.

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All right, we're going to.

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We're going to stick to a theme here.

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Question 2.

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15% Of those who cheat on their significant other on this type of a pet.

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And now I'm not saying the pet is involved.

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I'm not saying the pet is to blame, but I'm not saying the pet is not to blame either.

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All right, here's your sound effect hint.

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That is a snake, of course.

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And the answer is snake or other reptile.

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15% Of those who cheat on a snake or other reptile, which feels a little bit like foreshadowing.

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I mean, nothing says, trust me, like some guy with a terrarium and secret text messages.

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Question number three.

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30% Of women in a recent survey say they will not marry a man.

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Bad.

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With this reminder, it is a family show.

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There are a lot of things that could be deal breakers, of course.

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Bad hygiene, bad manners, a bad fantasy football team name that he thinks is funny from 20 years ago.

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Here is your sound effect hint.

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That is Apple Pay's decline sound effect.

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The answer.

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A bad credit score.

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30% Of women say they will not marry a man with a bad credit score, which means romance is alive and well, but only after a soft pull from Experian.

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And I guess that's fair.

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I mean, for richer or poorer sounds pretty great until you find out the poorer comes with a 30% interest rate.

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So there you go.

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Sound statistics, weird numbers, noisy clues, and proof that love may be blind, but it still checks your credit score.

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Nerdy.

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It's noisy.

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It's facts with a kick.

Speaker A:

Sound statistics, sound statistics.

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