[18+] Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Bare Assed Broadway” by Ashe Valisca, who spends too little time writing, is former editor of Fang for FurPlanet, and contributor to a number of anthologies. “Bare Assed Broadway” was first published in “Foxers and Beariefs” by Armoured Fox Press. Ashe is currently overhauling the digital footprint for his writing so the best way to find his writing is to follow his twitter.
Follow the life of Richard Andrews as it dances on fast forward through ten years of turning poverty and loneliness to love and glory.
Read for you by Rob MacWolf — werewolf hitchhiker.
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Speaker:You’re listening to Pride Month on The Voice of Dog.
Speaker:This is Rob MacWolf, your fellow traveler,
Speaker:and Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Bare Assed Broadway”
Speaker:by Ashe Valisca, who spends too little time writing, is former editor
Speaker:of Fang for FurPlanet,
Speaker:and contributor to a number of anthologies.
Speaker:“Bare Assed Broadway” was first published in “Foxers and Beariefs”
Speaker:by Armoured Fox Press.
Speaker:Ashe is currently overhauling the digital footprint for his writing
Speaker:so the best way to find his writing is to follow his twitter.
Speaker:Queer lives have, both historically and in our own times,
Speaker:been hard. And queer sexuality has been a fraught topic.
Speaker:But for those of us who have them, there is nothing to be done with queer lives but to live them,
Speaker:and nothing to be done with queer sexuality but to enjoy it.
Speaker:And as the years go by,
Speaker:to build from them both something we can look back on, well…
Speaker:with Pride. By way of demonstration,
Please enjoy:“Bare Assed Broadway”
Please enjoy:by Ashe Valisca,
Please enjoy:Part 1 of 2 Early Summer 2004 The bus
Please enjoy:engine sputtered and the brakes squealed;
Please enjoy:the force of the stop caused the coach to lurch forward and back shaking the occupants.
Please enjoy:As always – the 9:35AM was on-time.
Please enjoy:It didn’t matter how many laws it had to break and how many years it shaved off the passengers from sheer terror.
Please enjoy:Gus was going to be on time.
Please enjoy:The older armadillo wiped the sweat from his brow and checked the mirror back the grumbling passengers, “We’re
Please enjoy:here – porters will get yer shit for ya.
Please enjoy:Now scram.” He swung the door arm and forced the back and front doors open.
Please enjoy:He watched closely in the mirror counting off the people all but fleeing the coach.
Please enjoy:It was a simple check that he did often when he arrived in New York.
Please enjoy:Make sure that everyone was awake and everyone was gone.
Please enjoy:But curled up in the seventh row - the small frame of a chipmunk, his cheeks puffed out and hands tucked up to his chest,
Please enjoy:“Kid! Hey Kid!” Gus shouted back at him.
Please enjoy:The chipmunk tossed and turns pawing at the light coming in from the large plate windows,
Please enjoy:“What – are we here?” Richard asked,
Please enjoy:he rubbed at his eyes trying to brush away the sleep.
Please enjoy:“Yup,” answered Gus watching the last of the passengers leave the coach, this run was usually pretty empty.
Please enjoy:“Fuck! I wanted to see the sunrise as we got
Please enjoy:in!” “Eh! Not worth it kid.
Please enjoy:Now get lost.” The chipmunk nodded and grabbed his small carry-on from the top rack. “Hey, ummm – which way is it to the theatre district?”
Please enjoy:Gus grunted a few times and shook his head,
Please enjoy:“Listen kid…” he stopped himself,
Please enjoy:“just hail a cab and tell them to take you to Equity Casting.”
Please enjoy:He climbed down the coach stairs skipping the last one and leapt to the curb.
Please enjoy:Next to the coach sat a single beat-up suitcase patches and stickers
Please enjoy:covering up the knicks and tears.
Please enjoy:Stickers of shows long closed and plastered homemade ones of playbills.
Please enjoy:He took a deep breath,
Please enjoy:and promptly coughed it out.
Please enjoy:The thick layer of smog and urban scents overwhelming compared to the clean and precise suburban air.
Please enjoy:He took out his phone, holding it on an angle for a quick pictures
Please enjoy:for his friends scrambling to caption it,
Please enjoy:Just Arrived! A smile spread over his face as he watched the few responses show up on his notifications.
Please enjoy:“You can do it Richie!,”
Please enjoy:flashed a comment on his phone screen accompanied by the image of a matronly chipmunk in a sundress.
Please enjoy:“Thanks mom,” he muttered
Please enjoy:trying not to smile too much. * * *
Please enjoy:Richard looked up at the weathered sign,
Please enjoy:Dancer’s Line. A defeated sigh escaped as he took in the run-down look of the place. It wasn’t anything like the books and websites said.
Please enjoy:A place for actors, dancers, and singers to live while they got their starts in the big theatre scene –
Please enjoy:community kitchens, people singing and writing in common rooms.
Please enjoy:Nights of singing and rehearsing together. At least –
Please enjoy:that’s what he read.
Please enjoy:He stepped through the squeaky double entry doors his shoes shifting on the unlevel and bowing floorboards.
Please enjoy:“Hello,” he called out the large open common room empty and coated in a heavy layer of dust,
Please enjoy:“anyone here?” Moving deeper into the reception room his eyes took in the pieces of Broadway history,
Please enjoy:pictures from years gone by of dancers, actors, singers,
Please enjoy:director – all the industry people.
Please enjoy:Pictures of Lila Musko the famous ferret ballerina
Please enjoy:next to Lionel Sher the leopard holding some award,
Please enjoy:the name obscured by dust and sun-bleaching.
Please enjoy:“Rent’s 325 a week kid.
Please enjoy:Cash gets you a discount credit and cheque add 50,”
Please enjoy:grunted an aged pangolin, her cane clicked against the floor as she rounded the corner.
Please enjoy:“Yes ma’am – can, can I pay for a month in advance?”
Please enjoy:Richard patted his pants reaching for wallet.
Please enjoy:She stifled a chuckle,
Please enjoy:“It’s been a long time since anyone stayed here longer than a week my boy.”
Please enjoy:“I just, this place – “
Please enjoy:“Just stop there kid. I’ll cut you a deal; an even grand for the month.”
Please enjoy:She made her way across the great room to the console table
Please enjoy:taking out a dog-eared guest book.
Please enjoy:“Room 7 is available –
Please enjoy:I’ll bring your key up later once I find it.”
Please enjoy:“Thank you ma’am –“ “Penny. Please just Penny.”
Please enjoy:“Thanks Penny;” He reached into his wallet and handed over a small pile of bills,
Please enjoy:“that should be an even grand like you said.” * * *
Please enjoy:Late Summer 2004
Please enjoy:“Thank you - Mr. Andrews; if we have need of someone with your unique talent we will call you.”
Please enjoy:The aged frog croaked from his tiny table.
Please enjoy:Piles of paper resumes and headshots threatened to fall inward covering him in a sea of paper.
Please enjoy:Richard wiped the sweat from his brow with a small green towel,
Please enjoy:“I heard there were few openings in some chorus roles I was really hoping…”.
Please enjoy:The frog waved dismissively,
Please enjoy:“Ms. Velorra,”
Please enjoy:he called out. Increasing anger on his face as he waved again at Richard,
Please enjoy:“Mr. Andrews – you’re holding up auditions.”
Please enjoy:The chipmunk flushed, the tan fur on his cheeks taking the slight tinge of pink.
Please enjoy:“Sorry,” he muttered as he hastily gathered his bag from the chair waiting along the wall
Please enjoy:and headed to the door and shutting it behind him.
Please enjoy:Taking a few steps down the hall and around the corner he slumped against the wall sitting on the floor his knees pulled up to his chest.
Please enjoy:“Stupid, stupid, stupid,” cried into his knees.
Please enjoy:Tears staining his tights,
Please enjoy:“stupid…”. A quiet chirp came from his bag.
Please enjoy:He absently pawed down at the bag not looking at it,
Please enjoy:he always kept his phone in the same place.
Please enjoy:His fingers deftly unlocking the phone and scrolling through the countless alerts and notifications. Mostly
Please enjoy:well wishes and hope.
Please enjoy:He sniffled, pulling back his tears and forcing a smile onto his face.
Please enjoy:“Time to post.” Twisting his body he held the phone up
Please enjoy:checking the screen to make sure the angle and lighting.
Please enjoy:Tapping the button on the back to take the series of pictures each with
Please enjoy:slight adjustments of eyes, nose, cheeks, ears, and posture.
Please enjoy:Pulling the phone back to balance on his knees Richard began to flip through the pictures trying to find the best image.
Please enjoy:“Too pouty,” he flipped through a small series,
Please enjoy:“that looks good.” He tapped the next button on the app flipping through filters and effects,
Please enjoy:“Just finished auditions! Blew them all away #livingthedream #dancestar #broadway
Please enjoy:#flawless.” Fall 2004
Please enjoy:Richard flipped the card over and over in his hand,
Please enjoy:Danny’s Dance the Night Away.
Please enjoy:“Am I really doing this.”
Please enjoy:His eyes flitted to the calendar on his desk
Please enjoy:a countdown in red ink marked across the days counting down
Please enjoy:until the rent due date.
Please enjoy:Laying the card on the desk he tapped the number into his phone.
Please enjoy:“Danny’s - Simon speaking.”
Please enjoy:chittered a cracking voice through the open line.
Please enjoy:“Hi - ummm - someone gave me your card and said you were hiring
Please enjoy:dancers?” He shuffled slightly in his chair
Please enjoy:his ears flattened back against his head.
Please enjoy:A rustling of papers and grumbling, “Yuppers! We are always looking for new talent.
Please enjoy:Just gotta see you dance.” “So the hours are long, but the pay is good if you don’t mind people getting handsy occasionally,”
Please enjoy:the ferret twitched his nose, rubbing his hands together.
Please enjoy:“Define occasionally?”
Please enjoy:asked Richard slouching in his seat.
Please enjoy:“I mean I guess
Please enjoy:as long as it doesn’t
Please enjoy:get too out of hand.”
Please enjoy:Winter 2004
Please enjoy:Richard turned the shade on the lamp by this bed up towards the ceiling creating a woven shadow pattern on the wall obscuring the patchwork plaster and water stains.
Please enjoy:Checking the image on his laptop
Please enjoy:he adjusted the tripod tightening the frame of the shot.
Please enjoy:“Okay - just a little more to the left.
Please enjoy:He picked up the remote and leaned back against the wall, his head tilted
Please enjoy:up eyes looking off into the distance.
Please enjoy:The camera whirred
Please enjoy:and clicked followed by a flash -
Please enjoy:several pictures taken in rapid succession.
Please enjoy:“Up the contrast, maybe drop the saturation a bit,”
Please enjoy:the chipmunk fiddled with the filters on the screen.
Please enjoy:His nose wrinkled in disgust as the highlights
Please enjoy:revealed the faint rib lines.
Please enjoy:“Okay - so let’s put some colour back in my cheeks and get this posted.”
Please enjoy:He tweaked and adjusted the photo a bit more cropping in the edges
Please enjoy:and adding some shadows.
Please enjoy:and blurring the edges to give it the burnt in look.
Please enjoy:Adding the caption, I’m staying in the same room that Lionel Shir,
Please enjoy:he hit the post button on his laptop screen
Please enjoy:taking a deep breath
Please enjoy:and letting it out as a deep sigh. Richard slumped against the wall on the far side of the bed,
Please enjoy:“Guess I better get ready for work.”
Please enjoy:He pushed himself up from the bed
Please enjoy:and pulled the drawer out
Please enjoy:grabbing the petite pink
Please enjoy:jockstrap. The chipmunk pulled his shirt up over his head stretching his lithe form before pushing down his shorts and stepping out of his boxer briefs –
Please enjoy:forcing the spandex material off his toned legs and defined butt.
Please enjoy:He idly rubbed at his modest balls, giving a gentle tug and
Please enjoy:rub, “please don’t let it be VIP duty tonight.”
Please enjoy:The cross town rail was crowded as always; all walks of life smashed into tiny metal tubes and shuttled around the expansive network of tunnels.
Please enjoy:When he had first come to town the subway had been a scary beast, something he
Please enjoy:never thought he would master. But now,
Please enjoy:now it was the only way he could afford to get around.
Please enjoy:Richard instinctively pulled his small bag tighter against his chest
Please enjoy:making himself as small as possible in his seat.
Please enjoy:The less anyone noticed him
Please enjoy:the better he’d learned that lesson
Please enjoy:the hard way. Smiling, waving,
Please enjoy:talking – hell even looking at a stranger
Please enjoy:with anything other than than disinterest and disdain
Please enjoy:had you labeled as a nutjob.
Please enjoy:It wasn’t like home –
Please enjoy:and he had to learn that the hard way –
Please enjoy:one too many security guards giving him some
Please enjoy:friendly advice. Richard flicked his ears flat back against his head as he heard the grinding of the brakes against the tracks
Please enjoy:followed by the garbled stop call of the conductor. 45th and Simone –
Please enjoy:a few blocks away from Sully’s.
Please enjoy:The chipmunk pushed through the crowds of people
Please enjoy:exiting the train
Please enjoy:and up the stairs to the city streets.
Please enjoy:Heading down the alley he punched in his code number on the back door’s lock and ducked inside
Please enjoy:making his way towards the locker room
Please enjoy:taking a quick peek at the assignments,
Please enjoy:“fuck…” he grumbled
Please enjoy:his named scrawled next to the VIP room in pink marker.
Please enjoy:Tossing his clothing and bag into his locker he took his spot at the mirrors
Please enjoy:reaching for the brushes and glitter to work it deep into his fur
Please enjoy:adding the needed sparkle and
Please enjoy:exoticness to his pedestrian colouration.
Please enjoy:“Oh please you live on the attention,”
Please enjoy:a thickly built white tiger churred, pressing his hand firmly on Richard’s shoulder, “besides one of the bookings asked for you.”
Please enjoy:Ryan sauntered away taking his own seat at this station, his tail swaying back and forth to some inaudible music
Please enjoy:in only the tiger’s head.
Please enjoy:“Yeah, but do they have to touch me,”
Please enjoy:Richard growled, grinding the brush into his arm to pack the pink and silver glitter in deep.
Please enjoy:Ryan snarled, working a silver glitter into his own fur,
Please enjoy:“Yeah well I’m there with you tonight.
Please enjoy:They touch you - I’ll bounce the motherfucker.”
Please enjoy:“I thought you weren’t dancing;
Please enjoy:bouncing and the garage not enough anymore?”
Please enjoy:The tiger snorted,
Please enjoy:“Yeah - well I really miss the tips - so old man’s letting me pull a few shifts in the VIP room.”
Please enjoy:Content with the silver accents outlining his stripes he stood up
Please enjoy:hooking his thumbs into the waistband of his basketball shorts pushing them down
Please enjoy:to reveal a bright red jock strap
Please enjoy:the pouch stretched to its near limit.
Please enjoy:“Hey Dick,” he chuffed,
Please enjoy:“think I still have the moves?”
Please enjoy:The tiger laid his ears flat back against his head, his massive fingers laced together against the back of his head. The tiger rolled his hips from side to side lifting his defined buttocks first to the left and then
Please enjoy:the right defining each and every muscle from his shoulders down to his knees
Please enjoy:in a sultry sequence.
Please enjoy:Richard turned his head to look at the tiger; his eyes widening
Please enjoy:he let out a small cough and
Please enjoy:quickly placed his hand over his own crotch trying to hide his interest,
Please enjoy:“I dunno. Might need to see it from another angle.”
Please enjoy:“Oh you want to see the front?”
Please enjoy:Ryan tightened his left leg, his calf cutting deep trenches as he spun and turned switching from the soft side to side swaying of the hips
Please enjoy:to the deep rolling of his abdominals.
Please enjoy:He swung his hips forward the pouch of the jock
Please enjoy:pushing just a bit more forward with each trust a
Please enjoy:tiny wet spot appearing just in view. “Got -
Please enjoy:got any plans after work?”
Please enjoy:Richard flushed bright red
Please enjoy:the glitter on his face picking up some of the color.
Please enjoy:“Now I do.” * * * Spring 2005
Please enjoy:The thick smell of sweat hung in the air making the ambient dust of the room cling to the tiger’s fur.
Please enjoy:His thick fingers wrapped around the shoulders of the chipmunk laying under him. The tiger
Please enjoy:moved his hips forward in one solid thrust,
Please enjoy:the mesh of the jock-pouch shoved to the side letting his swollen member pierce its target. “Fuck…,” Ryan moaned as he drove himself to the root inside Richard’s strapped ass.
Please enjoy:Richard rubbed his hand against the mesh pouch of his own pink jock
Please enjoy:spreading the growing volume of pre through the fabric and rubbing it into his fingers matting his fur.
Please enjoy:“More…,” the chipmunk groaned loudly
Please enjoy:his eyes rolled back into his head.
Please enjoy:He reached his hands around under his
Please enjoy:lets pawing at the straps of his jock, snapping them against his round butt. “Please
Please enjoy:coach - drive it in deeper.”
Please enjoy:The tiger smiled and rumbled deep in his chest,
Please enjoy:“yeah - let’s open up that jock ass of yours.”
Please enjoy:Ryan smirked and
Please enjoy:pulsed his cock, swelling it just a bit larger
Please enjoy:forcing Richard to let out a sharp moan and pull his back off up the bed leaving him balancing on his shoulders.
Please enjoy:“You want to play first string - you best take this all the
Please enjoy:way.” “Yes coach -- I can take it,”
Please enjoy:Richard panted, gasping for air.
Please enjoy:“Fuck my jock pussy coach.”
Please enjoy:Still gasping for air he tightened his insides around Ryan’s cock.
Please enjoy:“Here it comes boy!”
Please enjoy:growled Ryan, throwing his head back and filling the room with the sound of his roar.
Please enjoy:His claws dug into Richard’s shoulder,
Please enjoy:crunching the chipmunk’s body and pulling him as deep as possible. * * *
Please enjoy:Light trickled in from the dirty window,
Please enjoy:the rising sun making the dust dance and swirl.
Please enjoy:The tiger rubbed his paw lightly against the chipmunks neatly trimmed stomach.
Please enjoy:Richard pressed back against the tiger’s warmer and larger frame.
Please enjoy:“Dick - it’s morning.”
Please enjoy:Richard whimpers and pressed the back of his head squarely against Ryan’s chest.
Please enjoy:“Five more minutes.”
Please enjoy:The tiger rumbled and pulled Richard closer to him,
Please enjoy:“I am covered in glitter,
Please enjoy:sticking to my jock strap,
Please enjoy:and I need to piss.”
Please enjoy:He pressed forward grinding his morning wood against Richard’s well worn ass,
Please enjoy:“I don’t think you’re quite into that kind of sports, sport.”
Please enjoy:Grunting and grumbling the chipmunk lifted his head and shoulder
Please enjoy:letting Ryan pull his arm out from under him, “you know where it is.” “Down the hall - third door on the left,”
Please enjoy:Ryan answered as he pulled his shorts up over his jock strap
Please enjoy:the pouch still mashed to the side leaving him exposed, “I’ll be
Please enjoy:right back.” Richard moved around the bed kicking his legs and working his own jockstrap down and off.
Please enjoy:His hands fumbling as he brought it to his mouth
Please enjoy:suckling at the cum crusted and stiff pouch.
Please enjoy:His free hand reaching down to rub at this stomach and groin.
Please enjoy:Soft pants and moans filled the room
Please enjoy:as he stroked himself to his full hardness.
Please enjoy:Careful not to lose his grip on himself he rolled over grinding his face into the mattress
Please enjoy:and pushing the jock further into his maw.
Please enjoy:His stubby tail flicking back and forth an open invitation for the tiger he
Please enjoy:could hear coming back up the hall. “My -
Please enjoy:my,” growled Ryan
Please enjoy:placing a hand firmly on the chipmunk’s toned ass, “and here
Please enjoy:I was thinking we were done.”
Please enjoy:He tossed his own jockstrap up to the head of the bed near Richard’s ear allowing himself a chuckle as Richard hastily
Please enjoy:shoved the pouch into his maw.
Please enjoy:“I do love a dirty boy.” * * *
Please enjoy:Fall 2005
Please enjoy:“When I call your name please step forward.
Please enjoy:Richard Andrews, Henry Stevens,
Please enjoy:Margaret Thines, Cheryl Strout,”
Please enjoy:called the director from his backlit seat in the orchestra section.
Please enjoy:The crow didn’t bother to look up from his papers
Please enjoy:absently waving his left hand at the stage,
Please enjoy:“you can all go - we won’t be needing you.”
Please enjoy:Richard sighed and collected his bag from the front of the stage making his way with the others through the ropes and out the alley access door.
Please enjoy:He angrily gripped his phone
Please enjoy:debating taking another selfie to post on his social media.
Please enjoy:“Fuck it,” he muttered under his breath heading down the alley towards the main streets and the subway home.
Please enjoy:Reaching the platform he felt the vibration of his phone,
Please enjoy:still on silent from the audition
Please enjoy:the image of his mother showing on the caller id.
Please enjoy:Swiping right he sent the phone to voicemail
Please enjoy:sending a small canned text,
Please enjoy:can’t talk now - rehearsal time.
Please enjoy:“I’m sorry mom - I just can’t today.”
Please enjoy:He flipped through his contacts landing on Ryan’s name
Please enjoy:and tapped open the text app,
Please enjoy:“Hey man you around for lunch?”
Please enjoy:Almost immediately the small animation of typing appeared,
Please enjoy:“At the gym - free after…”.
Please enjoy:The chipmunk licked his lips
Please enjoy:thinking about the tiger lifting and
Please enjoy:getting sweaty, “my place - don’t
Please enjoy:shower.” A single word appeared in response on the screen,
Please enjoy:“done :P”. This was the first of two parts of “Bare Assed Broadway” by Ashe Valisca,
Please enjoy:read for you by Rob MacWolf, werewolf hitchhiker.
Please enjoy:Tune in next time to see what possible successes life and lust have in store for Richard.
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