Here at Alcohol & Anxiety we value honesty. So when we say that you HAVE to listen all the way through, we mean it. Jacob owned this episode and the only time Jessica or Steven were allowed to talk was when Jacob fell asleep. But don't fret, Jacob does wake back up and is a whole new man -- or a holy man, "if [we] will". He preaches about his religion, praises his Saint Tito, and promotes his church the Lutheran Titus Church. Jessica and Steven have never laughed harder.