For the launch week, coming live from a VIP couch in a Springhill Suite in South Carolina...

• The importance of being rubbish to avoid selling out.
• Being a large black man in a truck.
• Spending billions to prove a friend wrong.
• The wealthy folk northerly of Richmond, smoking Fudge Rounds.
• The Mary Poppins of Envoy
• Are you a "Yesander"?
• Slashers: back or forward?
• "Innovators" suck at innovation.
• Ace's CPA fan club.
• Francofailing in Africa.
• Solving queues in women's bathrooms.

This week's involuntary sponsor: Scout Motors