Cam and Mike are both back from some travels and have learned a few things: Mike is an awful plus one, Cam has X-ray vision, and babies are dicks. In the journal Mike wraps things up in New York and heads to Wisconsin to begin The Dog's Toupée.

Note: as this episode was being scheduled to go live, Mike learned that Mr. Landesman had passed away. This episode is dedicated to that slightly lovable old curmudgeon. May his booth always be available and his soda always be room temperature.