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Episode 26 • 10th July 2024 • Films in Black and White • Doug Wagner, Marcus Destin, and Bryan Roush
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Pop it.

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Pop it?

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Pop it.

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He went out.

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He just went out.

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Pop it.

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DJ.

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Welcome to Films of Black and White,

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everybody.

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All right, all right, all right.

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How are you all feeling?

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It is a great day to be with y'all.

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Y'all,

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we got like a premium dictionary

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definition of a Sunday evening.

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It is 79 degrees.

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It is sunny.

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We are so happy to be with

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you all because it's really,

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really great.

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We got a great episode.

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Y'all, this is a news episode.

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So it is news in black and white,

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which is really, really exciting for us.

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So we're going to touch on

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some things that we're interested in.

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We might have a serial showdown,

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which I'm very excited about.

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I'm excited to dredge up old wounds.

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But most importantly... It's

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not really wounds.

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It's just you.

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Well, maybe they're wounds to me.

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Oh...

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What cereal hurt you, Doug?

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Tell me.

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It's the whitest,

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plainest cereal ever in existence.

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I'll give you a hint.

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You want to know what cereal hurt me?

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Captain Crunch.

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Oh my gosh.

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Ryan and I were like on another level.

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That was good.

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Anyway, but in order to do this well,

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in order to do it right,

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we've got to make sure

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everybody is welcomed and

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brought into this space.

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So I'm going to kick it on

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down to Marcus J. Destin, a.k.a.

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Ham Sandwich.

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Marcus, how are you feeling, sir?

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Reporting live from the scene.

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We're up here feeling good, feeling great.

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Nice 4th of July break,

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but that also means we are

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inching closer and closer

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to the beginning of the semester.

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For those keeping count,

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it's like 100-something days,

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50-something.

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It's like 50-something days.

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It's like close.

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Oh, it's close.

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ever closer so this summer

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flew the fuck by I don't

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know what happened but it

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flew yes it doesn't help

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that they're already doing

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back to school stuff in

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target and you're like no I

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still have sparklers in my

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garage like stop it you

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know yeah there's kids

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there's naughty kids still

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popping fireworks right

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outside of my house yes yes

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there are yeah

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What was the question?

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There was no question.

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You're right, though.

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I remarked to Brittany.

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I was like,

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I can't believe it's July 8th today.

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It's July 8th, everybody.

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We have Labor Day to look forward to,

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and that's it.

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And then here we go.

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Here we go.

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Time flies when you're having fun,

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says that gushy external

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validation in the chat.

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absolutely and who wouldn't

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want to do that uh but

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brian roush unreliable

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ecologist uh how are you

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feeling sir dracologist I'm

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happy to be here I'm going

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to explain my chiron me uh

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so maggie and I recently

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purchased the board game

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worm span and essentially

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you play like a dragon

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scientist call it

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dracologist and you're just

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trying to like

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get these dragons in your

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caves and at the end of the

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game you get you have the

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most points and so we've

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been after we've learned it

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we're like in it to win it

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now and like one game I won

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by like one point another

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game I got blown out by

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like 20 by my wife so like

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just I'm a very unreliable

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dragon scientist right now

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like I got high highs I got

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low lows so that's how I'm feeling right

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What's the name of the game again?

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It's called Wormspan.

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It's a take on Wyvern.

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If you've played the game Wingspan,

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it's very similar.

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We're huge board game geeks over here.

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We finally got to sink our

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teeth into this big game

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over the long holiday weekend.

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Everybody was like, yeah,

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4th of July in America.

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I was like, Dragons.

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That's what we're doing.

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We're doing dragons here.

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Somebody clip that,

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make that the commercial.

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Somebody sponsor my man

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Brian for this game.

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That's how you do it.

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Dragons.

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Fourth of July?

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Dragons.

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Nah, just dragons.

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Wingspan is my jam.

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I affectionately call it

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birds when I try to

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convince my wife to play.

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I'm like, hey,

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you want to play some birds?

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And she does not like

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playing new games with me

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because I'm a big fan of like, hey,

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someone said this is a lot of fun.

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But then I get out.

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If the instruction manual

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has more than a page.

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Oh, man.

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Like, get the fuck out of here.

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Like, I don't have the time.

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It's also partially my fault

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because I don't read the directions.

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Oh, man.

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I'm one of those people that's like, no,

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no, no.

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We'll just figure it out as we go along.

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How do you play D&D then?

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Oh, my gosh.

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It's different.

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No.

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How is that different?

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It's just there's a hell of

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a room for D&D.

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Oh, yeah.

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OK, you're building a world here.

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You can take your time.

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There's no clock.

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So Chilton's to your point.

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Yes, we're talking board games,

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but also you need to get

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yourself a Maggie.

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And I'm very lucky because

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not everybody can have

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Maggie because she like was

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a former high school married.

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She's also currently married.

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My wife, but fuck up.

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She was a former high school

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English honors teacher.

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So she has no problem

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looking at information and

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then looking at me and being like,

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all right,

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this is how I'm going to teach

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you how to play this game after.

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Dear Lord, I'm supporting a hypocrite.

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I don't know what's happening in the chat.

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I said board games and set

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the chat on fire.

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I said board games and we

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got people calling us hypocrites.

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What is everybody's go-to?

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Let's go ahead and nip it out.

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What is your favorite board game?

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Let's do two answers because

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y'all always give me good dad answers.

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Give me your family board

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game and then give me your individual.

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I'm going to say no card games.

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Nothing like Pokemon, no Yu-Gi-Oh,

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no nothing like that.

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How dare you?

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That's reasonable.

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Here's my favorite dad game.

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I really like Break the Ice

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with my children where you

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have to knock out.

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It's a game where there's a

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blue plastic and it's

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raised up a little bit and

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there are little ice blocks

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that are in there and

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there's a penguin that's in

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the middle and you have to

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hit out an ice block without

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letting the whole thing

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fall and the penguin

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falling on the inside.

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And it's just really easy.

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It's easy to set up.

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They get a kick out of it.

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Anytime the penguin falls in, they're like,

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oh, you killed the penguin.

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They're very into it.

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So it's easy to set up.

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It's easy to clean up.

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And here we go.

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Currently, my favorite board game to play,

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like if I'm playing with other adults...

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I really like Ticket to Ride.

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Ticket to Ride has been my jam lately.

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Oh, man.

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But if someone wants to learn birds,

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I love to teach him.

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Birds is great.

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What is birds?

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Wingspan.

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Am I stupid?

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Oh, okay.

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No, you're good.

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That's what I call wingspan is birds.

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Oh, this motherfucker think he cool.

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He get to call it a nickname.

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Oh, calling it a thing.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Brian?

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Favorite dad game.

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We play a game called Outfoxed,

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which is basically like a

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takeoff on Clue a little bit.

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And you have to kind of go

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through and be like...

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Hey, did this person steal the turkey?

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Oh, no.

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We know that the thief has a necklace.

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And then you look at all the suspects.

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Does anyone have a necklace?

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And you're like, yeah,

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that one has a necklace.

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So you're like,

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this one moves up on the suspect board.

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So it's really good.

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I kind of get involved with it.

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It's kind of nice.

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It's a mixture of clue and guess who.

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yes yeah that's it it's a

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little bit of both it's not

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totally like I mean

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obviously it's for children

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but it's like this is nice

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that we get to do it as a

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team um which is nice uh

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but yeah my uh if it's just

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if we're if we're talking

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like game night uh with the

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adults uh yeah I definitely

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am obsessed with with worm

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span my risk used to be my go-to

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But it's also really hard to choose one.

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I've also played a lot of

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Settlers of Catan, Cities of Night.

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So, yeah, that's where I'm at.

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Marcus, do you have a favorite board game?

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I must be out of the board

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game for a while because I

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did not know all of these

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board games existed.

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These titles and names are

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throwing me for a loop

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because I didn't know shit

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about half of these games

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that y'all are saying.

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Or maybe I don't play enough games.

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Maybe that's the problem.

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I feel like...

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Okay, as a family,

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my family does pretty well with, like,

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Sequence.

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Ooh, that's a good one.

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We love Sequence.

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Like,

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we will bust that shit out at any

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moment and talk cash shit

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from the youngest to my grandmother.

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Like, that's how we get down.

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Yeah.

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And I think, individually, this is, like,

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super, super corny, but, like,

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I grew up with...

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as far as board games go,

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I grew up playing Scrabble with my mom.

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So me and my mom get really

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competitive over Scrabble

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and I love words.

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And so like,

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that's one that I think is like,

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I'm always down to play a

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game of Scrabble and then like sequence,

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I'm always on the bus out

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of game of sequence.

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Now card games,

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we'll have to talk about

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that another time because

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that's a completely different topic.

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yeah I i can't spell very

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well so scrabble was never

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my jam just because I'm not

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a very good speller so like

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they'd be like oh that was

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close doug but you're

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missing a u and I'm like

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well god damn it then um

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and so I always lose

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scrabble because I spell

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shit wrong that's just how

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it goes and it gets and you

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can't do that when you're

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playing with somebody like

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my mom or my grandmother

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who because they take that

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that's not a word like it

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becomes a whole thing yeah

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I see Mahjong tiles from

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that good shit all day, baby.

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And then he said, hold up,

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did you say that the

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penguin falls and dies?

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My kids are really into it?

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My kids are,

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they get really excited

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because the penguin falls in.

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And lately,

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my five and seven year old have

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all been about like, oh no, it dies.

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Like that's just kind of been,

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I don't know if they watch something, but

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Things are dying in my house,

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and we're trying to be like, hold on.

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Let's not get too excited.

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But lately, yes.

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Like, oh, you knocked him in.

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But lately, it's been like, oh, he died.

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And then Harrison,

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because he's really into

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the word about butt cheeks, he'll go like,

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oh,

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he fell down and broke his butt cheek.

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And you're like, what?

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Yeah, I guess he did.

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Butt cheek is a funny word.

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It's the t-t and the ch-eek.

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It's a good word.

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It's the eek that makes it great.

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Because you can really make

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it like your butt cheek.

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You can really get that

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emphasis out on butt cheek.

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Welcome to the grown podcast.

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This is an adult podcast.

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But Doug Demolition Man

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Demolition Man?

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Yeah,

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I almost exploded half of my family

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on the 4th of July.

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It's not on purpose.

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It's never on purpose.

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No, it was absolutely not,

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but I got to running.

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So...

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We were lighting off fireworks,

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and we had fireworks that

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were left over from last year,

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so they were old.

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And one of them, I set it up the right way,

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I lit the fuse, I stepped back and said,

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okay, everybody, it's about to go off,

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prepped everybody,

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and then that must have, I don't know,

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tipped over,

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and it then went firing at

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everybody and the house,

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and they looked at me and they went,

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what is wrong with you?

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And I was like, you guys, I am so...

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I'm so sorry.

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Did you put yourself in timeout?

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They said, like,

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maybe you're done for a while.

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I was like, no, no,

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maybe I am done for a while.

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Like,

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I just kind of sat down in a chair

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and I was like,

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somebody else light

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fireworks for a while.

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And then my brother-in-law

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proceeded to go and do

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almost the same thing,

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not two fireworks later.

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So then I was redeemed

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because it wasn't just me.

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It's a firework.

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yeah it's a fine line yeah

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yeah I you know as soon as

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fourth of july happened

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like my tiktok feed started

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to shift towards fireworks

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accidents pretty much like

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so maybe you should I don't

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know doug maybe you you

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were gonna show up there I

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don't know man now I i I

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almost did I kind of there was a moment

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I think I'm too old for Roman candles.

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I think I've made that decision.

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There's a moment where you get,

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because here's the thing.

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The thrill of a Roman candle

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is not the firework itself.

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When you light up a Roman candle,

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it's shooting about each

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other or it's holding it.

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This one had seven shots and

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I got to six and I was like,

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what if it blows up in my hand?

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And I went, okay, I'm too old for these.

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Like, I'm too old for these,

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because that's what I'm

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thinking about now.

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What if it blows up in my hand?

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Oh,

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that's totally that dad energy flowing

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through you.

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I'm just like,

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this is an unnecessary risk

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I have to take.

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I have a responsibility now.

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Wow, how will I type like this?

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how would I feed my family

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wow I work at a job where

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it's mostly computing I

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should put this down and

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then I had this notion to

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throw it and I was like no

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no no it's not done don't

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throw it like it's I had a

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whole internal battle like

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hey at least you didn't

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throw it towards the

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fireworks supply area or

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the or the family members

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because this was post

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almost destroying them

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I feel like I, growing up in, like,

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when we were in Louisiana,

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the 4th of July was, like, the jam,

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right?

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Like, granddad kicking,

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granddad and my uncle drinking beers,

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cooking hog.

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Like, they got the turkey going.

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Like, they're going to full shebang for,

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like, and then, of course,

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when the sun go down and you're on a,

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like, farm or, like, a lot of land,

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you get your shit off.

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You live in a small area, like,

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where you can be in the street and, like,

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once in every blue moon, a car, like,

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a few cars will come or

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something like that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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shooting Roman candles at each other.

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Like, it's just like,

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that's what it was having

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firecracker wars,

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throwing things at each other.

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Now I had a similar experience.

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My Greg and my grandmother, right.

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She was, um,

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she had surgery done on like her,

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some knee surgery or something like that.

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So she was in like a, like a Walker.

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And so everybody was on the patio.

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They was drinking.

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Somebody set off the firework that tilted,

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right?

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And then it did the spinning thing,

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so it went.

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So it went and headed towards the porch,

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was on the porch about like

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two feet away from her,

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and the shit just started spinning.

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Everybody just left.

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Everybody ran in their

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separate directions.

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She just sat there.

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And I was like, damn,

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that's kind of fucked up.

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It's cold.

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It's a cold world out here, right?

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It really is.

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It really is.

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Nobody was harmed or injured,

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but it was a little touch

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and go there for a second.

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That's absolutely hilarious.

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Well, terrible, terrible, but hilarious.

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Doug,

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I'm glad everybody's still in one piece.

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Demolition, man.

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They are.

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They are, thankfully, in one piece.

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Thankfully, gentlemen,

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we have a whole ass episode to get to.

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But before we do that,

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we need to play a little game.

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We like to call catch that.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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The silky sounds of Marcus J. Gentlemen,

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I'm going to log in here

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and get this quote pulled

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up because I did not do that before.

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I believe, if I'm not mistaken,

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we are at around like $80, give or take.

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We are.

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So if we get this, I think we get,

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what is it, $20 per thing?

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No, it's 10.

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Yeah, well,

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so we'll be close and we'll be

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making a donation, a matching donation,

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one that comes from Romans

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Inn and one that comes from

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our actual inn to a

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domestic violence center or

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some domestic violence

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program or something of the

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sort to support those in need there,

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because that was a promise

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that we made a couple months ago.

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Absolutely.

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Roman also said he upped the

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difficulty a little bit to

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try and keep us on our toes,

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which is fair.

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We are close.

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He doesn't want to make it easy,

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which I get.

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So here we go.

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Gentlemen,

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are you ready for this week's quote?

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Hit me.

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Hit me.

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I suffer without my stone.

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Do not prolong my suffering.

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Oh, my God.

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You know what it is, right?

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I suffer without my stone.

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Do not prolong my suffering.

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That is such an ambiguous ass, like,

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quote.

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I'm going to start the timer.

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We got a minute, boys.

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How we want to do this?

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I got no idea what this is.

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I'm going to start off off the rip.

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Yeah, I have no idea what this is.

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I suffer without my stone.

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Can you read it again?

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I suffer without my stone.

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Do not prolong my suffering.

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I suffer without my stone.

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I suffer without my stone.

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Do not prolong my suffering.

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Do not prolong my suffering.

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It's like the priest from

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Princess Bride showed up in

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a Monty Python show.

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He was in a regular... I

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really don't know what it is.

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I suffer without my stone.

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I suffer without my stone.

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Do not prolong my suffering.

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Do not prolong my suffering, boy.

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Say it in a woman's voice, apparently,

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is what the clue is in the chat.

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Okay, read it again,

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but in a woman's voice.

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This might help.

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Be careful.

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I don't know if I can do that.

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I haven't suffered without my stone.

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Is this a witch thing?

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Like an English woman's voice?

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Could be, could be, could be.

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It's a witch.

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i need a hit roman I need a

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hit the time's up I mean I

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i also like I like witches

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so I don't know I'm a

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little biased it is a

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witch's day uh I don't know

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it's for agatha all along I

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don't know why you're

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looking like that no no I

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know he likes witch I know

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it's for agatha all along

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it's just it was such a

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random aside like I'm like

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I like witches so I might be biased

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I was like, about what, Brian?

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Like, about what?

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My man is feeling witchy.

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He just wanted the world to know.

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No, I'm just saying I'm biased.

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I'm biased towards a quote

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being about witches.

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Oh, about being about, got it.

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Okay, there we go.

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Fantasy stuff.

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The individual saying it is

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much larger than a person.

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I'm never going to get this.

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Here's the thing that I got this at.

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Okay.

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This makes me feel like,

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do you remember that movie

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where Sean Connery played a dragon?

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I think it was called Dragonheart.

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I feel like this could be Dragonheart,

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just because that's the

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only thing I can think of.

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Or something else dragon-related,

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but that's all that I got.

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The individual's saying it

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is much larger than a person.

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I'm thinking like a Jack and a Beanstalk.

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Something like that, maybe.

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I'm going with Dragonheart

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just because I have to lock in something,

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and that is my locket.

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I don't know, man.

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King Arthur.

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I don't know, man.

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I don't know.

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King Arthur.

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Doug,

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can you search it and then give us a

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hint?

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I'm adamant about this shit

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because I feel like it

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feels like an animation.

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Is it?

::

No, but there is a dragon in this,

::

but I was incorrect.

::

There's a dragon in this.

::

There's a dragon in it,

::

but I was incorrect.

::

I got nothing.

::

I know we're not getting it.

::

Just tell us what it is.

::

This is the movie Eragon.

::

Oh, fuck.

::

I was thinking Eragon.

::

You said Dragonheart.

::

And it's John Malkovich.

::

Glabatrix says, I suffer without my stone.

::

Yeah, that seems like a Jeff.

::

Do not prolong my sufferings.

::

Yeah, that seems like a line for him.

::

Yeah.

::

Hey, congratulations, Roman.

::

You beat us.

::

Does it make you feel better

::

about yourself?

::

No, that was a good one.

::

Eragon came out when we were in college,

::

at least when I was in college.

::

Yeah.

::

And I remember that book series was huge.

::

Never saw that movie.

::

But I was like, boy,

::

this looks like it's for me.

::

The movie was bad.

::

I heard the movie was not great.

::

I heard the books were good.

::

I think there's three books.

::

I read the first three.

::

The movie just didn't do well.

::

It didn't do well.

::

Those were prime sweating days for me,

::

2006.

::

Excuse me?

::

Don't worry about it.

::

Yeah.

::

I've been kind of on a tear with voices.

::

I listened to an NPR story

::

where a Texas man...

::

said something about

::

preparing for the hurricane

::

and I replayed that shit 10

::

times wait why right after

::

why because he was like you

::

see down here we gotta I

::

gotta make sure that I put

::

all these girders around in

::

my boat because the water

::

and the storm surge is

::

gonna come up and if I

::

don't want to lose my boat

::

and I just kept I'd go back

::

and I'd be like I would

::

take a break and I'd be like I gotta

::

put these burgers on my boat.

::

You took a break?

::

Would you take a water break

::

or like a Gatorade break?

::

No, no, no, no.

::

Like I would have nothing in

::

the car and I would try to

::

do his voice back to him

::

that I would play it again.

::

So you're doing it.

::

Yeah.

::

Oh, I get this.

::

Hey, if you're ever concerned,

::

you never see those people

::

who are shaving and driving.

::

You won't see me shaving and driving.

::

You will see me try voices

::

while I'm driving.

::

That's equally as dangerous.

::

It is because I get into it.

::

I love it.

::

I love it.

::

Nevermind.

::

Forget it.

::

How do you get into it?

::

Like,

::

how do you know you've hit a stride

::

where you've gone too far into like,

::

It's when I start giving

::

them like backstories that aren't there.

::

I got it.

::

So yeah,

::

I got to prepare my boat because

::

this is all I have after the divorce.

::

Like that's usually like,

::

that's where I'm like, okay,

::

that's where it's now gone.

::

All right.

::

Got it.

::

Thank you for answering my question.

::

That was a perfect answer.

::

There you go.

::

That was a perfect answer.

::

So I give these people backstories.

::

Yeah.

::

Yeah, it's all she left me in the divorce.

::

It's all she left me in the divorce.

::

And if this boat goes down,

::

I ain't got nothing left.

::

Like, that's just.

::

Yeah, like,

::

you should get your priorities together,

::

man.

::

Yeah, man.

::

I get it.

::

If it was all I had, yeah,

::

I'd put girders on my boat.

::

Marcus,

::

you had a this or that you wanted

::

to play with us.

::

What do you got?

::

Brian is, yo,

::

that was the wildest segment.

::

And you talked about Brian's

::

little one-off shit.

::

Like, yours is just as equally as crazy.

::

I felt goaded into it.

::

Yeah.

::

All right, here's what we're going to do,

::

y'all.

::

We are going to go.

::

Oh, God.

::

And we're going to have a cereal contest.

::

If you were here for our last one,

::

it's MCU.

::

It was, we had an MCU showdown,

::

which had some of the MCU,

::

some of it not.

::

This is not a perfect or

::

like well thought out, like ours bracket,

::

like our brackets are,

::

but these are 32 options

::

and we're going to go down

::

all the way to number one.

::

All right.

::

Is everybody ready?

::

Yeah.

::

This first matchup is like

::

horrifying to me.

::

So let's do it.

::

So our first matchup,

::

we have strawberry milkshake,

::

frosted flakes versus Twinkies cereal.

::

Yeah.

::

Twinkies cereal?

::

What?

::

Does it have the cream in the middle?

::

That's what I was asking.

::

It's gotta have something in it.

::

It has to.

::

That feels like too much.

::

I'm going Frosted Flakes

::

strawberry milkshake.

::

This feels like I'm picking

::

from the bottom of the barrel.

::

I agree.

::

I'm gonna react less to the

::

strawberry milkshake situation.

::

Alright.

::

We have Kellogg's.

::

That was a weird way to

::

start the competition.

::

I didn't like it.

::

We have Kellogg's Frosted Flakes,

::

the original versus Reese's Puffs cereal.

::

Reese's Puffs cereal.

::

Reese's Puffs.

::

It's not as filling,

::

but it's more satisfying.

::

I do like Frosted Flakes.

::

I can eat Frosted Flakes at any point,

::

but I do enjoy a Reese's Puffs cereal.

::

Next up,

::

Captain Crunch Crunch Berries

::

versus Kellogg's Eggo

::

Blueberry Waffle Cereal.

::

Oh, golly.

::

Okay, well, Crunch Berries, right?

::

I mean, Crunch Berries?

::

Yeah, Crunch Berries with my jelly.

::

I'm just more familiar with

::

Crunch Berries.

::

Yeah, me too.

::

Alrighty.

::

Next up, we have Icy the Cereal.

::

Icy Cereal.

::

That's weird.

::

I felt weird saying it out loud.

::

Icy the Cereal and S'mores the Cereal.

::

Both of these,

::

you will lose all your feet and all toes.

::

Immediate diabetes.

::

I'm going S'mores.

::

I'm also upset that it's

::

spelled with a Z. But I'm going S'mores.

::

I remember these from the early 2000s,

::

I think is when these came out,

::

which is why it's got the

::

attitude Z at the end.

::

I'm going to go with S'mores.

::

Attitude Z. That's exactly what it is.

::

Next up,

::

we have Honeycomb Big Real Honey

::

Flavor Cereal versus Waffle Crisp.

::

I'm going Waffle Crisp.

::

I'm going Honeycomb.

::

Yeah, I had Honeycomb.

::

I didn't mind it.

::

It was a little bland,

::

but I had Honeycomb.

::

So you're like, okay,

::

we're going Honeycomb.

::

Alright, well,

::

fuck Waffle Crisp and fuck me too.

::

Raisin Bran Cereal and Honey Smacks.

::

I'm going Honey Smacks.

::

Oh, Raisin Bran.

::

I'm also going raisin bran

::

I'm sorry the dance

::

outmoded you I can't see

::

him but I know that he's

::

like he's taunting me I

::

couldn't see him I'm not

::

it's just I guys when these

::

came up I went well this is

::

where I am now the outlier

::

and so when brian was like

::

raisin brown I'm like fuck

::

yeah I'm gonna slam that

::

how do y'all not like honey

::

smacks honey smacks is so

::

good marcus I love the I

::

love the chewy raisin in

::

there it's nice oh

::

the one chili raisin.

::

No, it's more than that.

::

All right.

::

We want to go Captain Crunch.

::

Oops, all berries or frosted miniweeds.

::

You know what?

::

This is a frosted miniweeds.

::

Frosted, yeah.

::

Oops, all berries.

::

I will say this.

::

If this is a game where

::

you're not having milk, it's dry cereal.

::

It's oops, all berries.

::

Frosted miniweeds is like

::

eating sawdust without the milk.

::

If we went as specific as

::

Strawberry Frosted Flakes,

::

I'm going to change my answer.

::

Because if it's Strawberry

::

Frosted Mini Wheats, I'm in.

::

But I'm going to go Oops All Berry.

::

It doesn't matter.

::

I'm lost anyway.

::

Going down with the berries.

::

Oh,

::

and with that Llama Llama Red Pajama

::

book?

::

Yes, sign me up.

::

Excellent.

::

All right.

::

Golden Graham Cereal versus

::

Red Berries Kill All Special Cake.

::

No, Golden Grahams.

::

Yeah, Golden Grahams.

::

I don't like Golden Grahams.

::

Special K is the one.

::

What the hell?

::

I don't like them.

::

They're overrated.

::

I can't believe that shit.

::

Round nine.

::

That was just bullshit.

::

I just think he's bullshitting us.

::

I don't think he's getting

::

around his answer.

::

man this is this is this is

::

chips ahoy ahoy versus

::

fruit loops fruit loops I

::

mean fruit loops it's it's

::

classic I mean they served

::

in for hotels for pete's

::

sake funny enough fruit

::

loops is still an

::

underrated cereal like

::

amongst all of the cereal

::

it is still like not

::

mentioned as much as it

::

should be all right round

::

10 pops versus tricks I

::

have a before we answer I

::

have a clarifying question yeah

::

Is this just tricks in

::

general or is this tricks

::

with fruity shapes?

::

Because yes, it does change my answer.

::

It does.

::

It says six fruity shapes.

::

Then I'm going with tricks

::

because lately they have

::

changed tricks where it's

::

not the shapes anymore.

::

It's just like round balls.

::

And if that were the case,

::

I'm going pops because it's the shapes.

::

I'm going tricks.

::

Yeah, I'm going Trix, too.

::

I'm going Pops.

::

Trix just never did it for me.

::

Yeah, Pops was kind of... I don't know.

::

They were just bland.

::

Apparently,

::

some people eat Frosted Mini

::

Wheats without milk.

::

So, good luck to you in the chat.

::

Alright, don't die.

::

Alright, here we go.

::

Good luck to you in the chat.

::

Cheerios,

::

just regular Cheerios or Cocoa

::

Buff cereal?

::

I mean... I mean...

::

This is Cocoa Puffs for me.

::

I'm going Cheerios.

::

Obviously, if my doctor's watching,

::

it's Cheerios, you know,

::

because of that heart health, you know.

::

I'm going Cheerios,

::

but I am adding blueberries

::

to my Cheerios.

::

Okay, who won?

::

Because that threw me off.

::

It's Cocoa Puffs.

::

I was just trying to make a

::

joke about how Jera is

::

definitely better for you.

::

No way.

::

No way.

::

That's real.

::

This feels like a trap.

::

It is a trap.

::

Plot twist, I made this.

::

So that is actually a real cereal.

::

Is it really?

::

I think so.

::

Because it's got a WWF.

::

Maybe it's not.

::

Somebody should look that up.

::

I can't exit the screen.

::

Okay.

::

I'm really upset with how they drew them.

::

Galactic.

::

What if they really look like that?

::

That's nevermind.

::

We're getting distracted by

::

the long thing.

::

Lucky charms.

::

This is a WWE tie-in serial.

::

Is that their lips or their teeth?

::

Because if it's their lips,

::

then they've got some explaining to do.

::

That's their teeth, buddy.

::

Here's the thing.

::

It looks weird, right?

::

And my knee-jerk reaction is

::

that's racist.

::

Don't do that.

::

It's racist, WWE.

::

I'm going Lucky Charms.

::

I'm also going Lucky Charms.

::

I'm going Booty O's.

::

Because I don't support a racist cereal.

::

I'm going Booty O's.

::

Support the black creators.

::

At Wrestlemania 32 tie-in cereal.

::

Support the black creators.

::

I'm going for Booty O's.

::

Okay.

::

These are new.

::

Cosmic brownie cereal?

::

Cosmic brownie cereals

::

versus cinnamon checks.

::

I voted

::

I'm going cinnamon checks

::

because cosmic brownie

::

cereal sounds like too much.

::

You know,

::

I'm probably going to go cosmic

::

brownie cereal.

::

I'm going to go cosmic brownie.

::

Cinnamon check sounds crazy.

::

I'm sorry.

::

Do you guys go to the dentist regularly?

::

Who the fuck is looking at your teeth?

::

I didn't have any cavities last time,

::

okay?

::

I'd like to try again.

::

It's a little bully for you, Brian,

::

because you're really

::

playing with fire there.

::

Roman Barrett said,

::

what do the bootyos taste like?

::

They taste like ass.

::

All right.

::

Next up,

::

we are going to go honey bunches

::

of oats with almonds versus

::

Eggo homestyle waffle cereal.

::

Well,

::

I'm going honey bunches because I

::

literally had that this morning.

::

I'm also going with honey bunches of oats.

::

I'll go Eggo, but yeah, for sure.

::

Yeah.

::

Why do I feel like you're

::

picking just the cereal

::

that I'm not picking?

::

No, that's not true.

::

That's not true.

::

That's not true.

::

Okay, family size doesn't matter.

::

Fruity Pebbles Crunched or Golden Crisp?

::

I'm going Golden Crisp.

::

I'm going to go Golden Crisp

::

over the Fruity Pebbles,

::

but that's the only time

::

Golden Crisp is going to

::

win for me because, like, man,

::

it's just sugar.

::

Like,

::

it's the most sugar cereal I can

::

think of.

::

The mascot's name is literally Sugar Bear.

::

True.

::

Good point.

::

Good point.

::

I don't know.

::

Yeah, what did you pick, though?

::

I'm going to go with Fruity Pebbles.

::

All right.

::

Okay.

::

Who won?

::

Where are you going, Marcus?

::

Golden Crisp.

::

All right.

::

Golden Crisp it is.

::

And then Golden Crisp won.

::

All right.

::

Sorry.

::

All right.

::

Apple Jack cereal versus Cocoa Pebbles.

::

I'm going Apple Jacks.

::

I like the consistency better.

::

Okay.

::

You know?

::

I disagree with Apple Jacks.

::

All right.

::

Here we go.

::

Jesus Christ.

::

Honey Bunches of Oats with

::

Omens versus Galactic Lucky Charms.

::

We are now at the head-to-head matchups.

::

Honey Bunches of Oats.

::

Yeah, I'm still going Honey Bunches.

::

Proud of you, Crunch.

::

Proud of you.

::

All right, next up,

::

we got Fruit Loops versus

::

S'mores with an Attitude Z. Fruit Loops.

::

Fruit Loops, for sure.

::

All right, here we go.

::

Strawberry Frosted Flakes

::

versus Cocoa Puffs.

::

Cocoa Puffs.

::

For sure.

::

Alrighty.

::

Captain Crunch Crunch Berries versus Trix.

::

Trix.

::

Crunch Berries.

::

Captain Crunch for me.

::

Yeah, I'm going Crunch Berries.

::

Crunch Berries.

::

Crunch Berries.

::

All right.

::

Frosted Mini Wheats,

::

the original versus Cosmic

::

Brownie Cereal.

::

I refuse to answer until Marcus answers.

::

I'm going Frosted Mini Wheats.

::

Eat it.

::

Frosted Mini Wheats.

::

I'm also going Frosted Mini Wheats.

::

Why are you trying to be so divisive?

::

Jesus.

::

All right.

::

Honeycomb Cereal versus

::

Reese's Puff Cereal.

::

This is Reese's Puffs for me.

::

Yeah, I'm going Reese's Puffs.

::

That's also my selection.

::

Why is he waiting to pick?

::

I don't know.

::

I don't know.

::

I don't know, man.

::

He's trying to prove a point

::

that's not going to get proven.

::

Golden Crisp versus Apple Jacks?

::

I'm going Apple Jacks.

::

Apple Jacks.

::

I am also going Apple Jacks.

::

doing that shit.

::

I don't know if you're

::

trying to be dramatic.

::

I don't know what's happening here.

::

He wants to wait for me to

::

pick as if I'm doing the

::

opposite of him and I'm not.

::

We've agreed on most of these,

::

I feel like.

::

Doug, why are you doing this?

::

You always make it seem like

::

we are fighting brothers.

::

I pick Raisin Bran.

::

I am without my stone.

::

Laughter Laughter Laughter

::

All right.

::

Raisin Bran cereal versus Golden Grahams.

::

Raisin Bran.

::

I guess I'm going Golden Grahams.

::

I think I'm like... I'll go Raisin Bran,

::

actually.

::

I think.

::

Golden Grahams taste like cardboard.

::

They do.

::

That's the thing.

::

It doesn't really have a lot of taste.

::

It's nice and sweet.

::

A little sugar over top of

::

the Raisin Bran is always good.

::

Frosted Mini Wheats.

::

The original versus Fruit Loops.

::

I'm going Fruit Loops.

::

Frosted Mini Wheats.

::

I'm going Fruit Loops.

::

Yeah.

::

All right, here we go.

::

Honey Bunches of Oats with

::

Almonds versus Cocoa Puffs.

::

I'm going Cocoa Puffs.

::

HBO's with almonds.

::

It's got to be Honey Bunches.

::

Cocoa Puffs just turns,

::

it's just chocolate milk after a while.

::

That's good.

::

What the fuck is wrong with that?

::

Reese's Puffs cereal versus Apple Jacks.

::

I'm going Apple Jacks.

::

I'm going Reese's Puffs.

::

Reese's Puffs.

::

It tastes so good.

::

It really does.

::

Did y'all both go Reese's Puffs?

::

We did.

::

I know.

::

We're starting to... Raisin

::

Bran Crunch versus Cap'n

::

Crunch Crunch Berries.

::

I'm still going Raisin Bran, sorry.

::

We got people rooting for

::

Raisin Bran in the chat.

::

I don't know where I'm falling on this.

::

Y'all motherfuckers gonna hate me.

::

I'm going Crunch Berries.

::

Gosh, really?

::

Sorry, Brian.

::

think of your colon brian no

::

no no think of the fun

::

thing think of how rough

::

this major brian the roof

::

of your mouth is made of

::

steel because okay here's

::

the thing raisin bran

::

raisin bran like it you're

::

like it's healthy but then

::

like you look at the added

::

sugars and it's just as

::

much as like any other like

::

sugar branded cereal

::

Everything's organic raisins in it.

::

They toss those fuckers in

::

sugar and then they were like,

::

now put them in.

::

That's why I'm going Captain Crunch.

::

At least I know what I'm

::

getting with Captain Crunch.

::

Raisin Bran.

::

And I like to be lied to,

::

so Raisin Bran for me.

::

What?

::

That's true.

::

You got to know what your thing is.

::

Honey Bunches of Oats,

::

HBO with almonds versus Froot Loops.

::

Honey Bunches of Oats.

::

I'm going to call them exclusively.

::

I'm calling them HBOs from now on.

::

HBOs.

::

HBOs.

::

That's what I'm calling them.

::

HBOs Max.

::

Oh, my God.

::

It was this.

::

The HBOs.

::

It was the best one.

::

Yeah, that was solid.

::

It was fine.

::

We said that.

::

Yeah.

::

I'm going –

::

Look, I eat HBO.

::

It's like every other day.

::

But man, I like Fruit Loops better.

::

I just do.

::

I do like Fruit Loops.

::

I'm sorry.

::

I do love Fruit Loops better.

::

Yeah, I do.

::

Sorry.

::

Both of those brands lost.

::

All right.

::

Here we go.

::

Reese's Puffs cereal versus

::

Crunch Berries.

::

Reese's Puffs.

::

Yeah.

::

Reese's Puffs.

::

Yeah, I'll go Reese's Puffs.

::

I feel like we dragged you

::

along for Reese's Puffs.

::

Here we go for the final round.

::

Oh, man.

::

Reese's Puffs cereal versus Fruit Loops.

::

Going Reese's Puffs.

::

Sorry.

::

I think when it boils down to it for me,

::

all fruit cereals taste very similar.

::

Yeah.

::

Look at the mascot, though.

::

Nobody's talking about the mascot.

::

2K and Sam.

::

It's very much for kids of just like,

::

look at this cartoon bird

::

and eat his circles.

::

I don't know.

::

What about the fact that is

::

Reese's Puffs cereal the

::

best version of a peanut butter cereal?

::

Yeah.

::

What other peanut butter

::

cereals are out there?

::

Captain Crunch does one.

::

There's some other options out there.

::

It's the texture and the consistency.

::

That shit is rough.

::

It is.

::

It's smooth, but it's got crunch,

::

but it's got... It's not

::

falling apart in your mouth.

::

I don't know.

::

I don't know how to describe this.

::

It's Reese's Puffs for me.

::

I guess I like the way it

::

feels in my mouth.

::

But...

::

I know what I said.

::

I know.

::

I should have thought about

::

that just a tad bit more.

::

oh it's good I answered that

::

question after the fact I

::

want to answer I saw that

::

question in the chat I want

::

to go back to it because

::

that'll be good good

::

question survey it's a

::

great question question

::

loops or reese's puffs doug

::

wagner what is your

::

decision reese's puffs all

::

right brian roush what is

::

your decision I'm locking

::

in reese's puffs all right

::

so it really doesn't matter

::

what the fuck I do huh

::

reese's puff wins you

::

brought us the bracket it

::

wins the match I don't know

::

You're the one that brought

::

us the bracket and bootios.

::

That's something I will forget.

::

I was introduced to that live on air.

::

You remember the Bustin' Up

::

bar from Tropic Thunder?

::

Oh, yes.

::

Bustin' Up bar?

::

Yeah.

::

Booty sweat and bustin' up.

::

Energy drink and bustin' up bar.

::

That movie was great.

::

You can't remake

::

But that was a great movie.

::

No, you can't.

::

But it was awesome.

::

All right.

::

Here was a question from one

::

of our viewers on Twitch.

::

GZDREV.

::

Do you think your ratings

::

would change if you had to

::

use almond milk or soy milk

::

to wash down the cereal

::

like a banana flavored

::

almond milk instead of whole milk?

::

It's a great question.

::

A little bit.

::

Wait, hold on really quick.

::

What milks do you all

::

currently put in your cereals?

::

A vanilla almond milk.

::

Okay.

::

Okay.

::

Black people are lactose intolerant,

::

so I'm trying to.

::

I guess we're learning things today.

::

The more you know.

::

I'm a 2% cow's milk kind of guy.

::

I am sorry.

::

Homelander?

::

Human milk?

::

What the fuck?

::

I'm a skim milk person.

::

Always have been.

::

So that's me.

::

I don't think my rating...

::

If it's a banana-flavored almond milk,

::

yeah, my ratings are going to change.

::

Actually, Reese's Puffs would be good.

::

Yeah.

::

It would be okay.

::

It wouldn't be terrible.

::

I feel like it would help

::

the sugar cereals a whole lot.

::

Yeah.

::

I don't think my ratings

::

would change a whole ton.

::

Y'all really don't like sweet cereal.

::

Y'all really are.

::

I mean, it's just more of a dessert now.

::

As a kid,

::

I would put away Cinnamon Toast

::

Crunch like it was my job.

::

I thought Frosted Cheerios were healthy.

::

They were not.

::

Yeah.

::

I know, right?

::

I like to be lied to,

::

so if there's a cereal that's like,

::

this is healthy,

::

and I don't have to look at

::

the nutritional information,

::

then I'll eat just about whatever.

::

I think, to answer your question, for me,

::

because I think I might

::

have been the only one,

::

almond milk in a vanilla or

::

a chocolate or something

::

It's usually pretty good with anything.

::

I think that's the best

::

tasting milk for me.

::

Even the regular milk

::

doesn't taste the same as

::

when I was growing up.

::

You used to down it.

::

They did the milk propaganda,

::

that whole thing.

::

It's just not the same anymore.

::

I think that might change my decision,

::

but not too much.

::

I think when Brittany was

::

pregnant with Harrison,

::

I feel like we gave up milk

::

for a little while and we

::

only drank almond milk for

::

a little while.

::

I mean,

::

we changed to whole wheat bread

::

during Maggie's first pregnancy.

::

I only eat whole wheat bread.

::

Is that what you buy now forever?

::

We're 42 minutes in and

::

we've just... Fuck movies.

::

Fuck the groceries in black and white.

::

Hey, what did you buy today in this week?

::

Nobody gives a fuck.

::

You ever have those grapes

::

that taste like cotton candy?

::

yeah who bought those

::

yesterday they were so good

::

fucking groceries are too

::

expensive um and what about

::

airplane food I had to put

::

the girders on my boat all

::

right all right it's about

::

to go but we are a movie

::

podcast believe it or not

::

yeah we are a grocery and

::

cereal podcast uh so brian

::

You are live and in living

::

color with Paramount Plus on that.

::

What do you got, sir?

::

So as you for our listeners, you know,

::

we've been following this

::

beat that Paramount has

::

basically just been

::

shouting from the top of

::

their mountain logo like somebody buy us.

::

And so they got their wish.

::

They are going to be merging

::

slash acquired by Skydance.

::

And if you've heard us talk

::

about this before,

::

this is a company run by

::

David Ellison that has

::

produced movies such as Top Gun Maverick,

::

as well as Mission Impossible.

::

possible movies so they are

::

they're very much in the

::

movie making business and

::

they have uh they they sent

::

out a deal to sherry

::

redstone who is the leader

::

of paramount uh she is the

::

heir to the to basically

::

her her family's creation

::

of paramount and the entire

::

movie studio and

::

essentially skydance made a

::

really good offer now if

::

you're like hey wait a

::

minute didn't that fall apart

::

It sure did.

::

Last month,

::

they walked away from negotiations,

::

but it was reported yesterday,

::

over the Fourth of July weekend,

::

basically,

::

that Skydance and Paramount had

::

come to good terms.

::

And basically,

::

I could give you a bunch of

::

business mumbo-jumbo,

::

but the quick summary here

::

is that Sherry Redstone is

::

going to get a ton of money.

::

Yeah.

::

like like billions of

::

dollars in stock if she

::

sells it which she probably

::

will uh and that was one of

::

the sticking points so

::

she's gonna she's gonna be

::

a billionaire so congrats

::

to her and she gets more

::

legal protection for

::

shareholders that want to

::

sue her because she may be

::

cashed out when she could

::

have got a better deal and

::

it adds around with that

::

nina with that nina

::

So basically all in all

::

paramount leadership got,

::

got some good money and

::

David Ellison is now going

::

to be this big paramount mogul.

::

So it's over.

::

It's all done.

::

There's probably going to be

::

a ton of changes coming up

::

in the next year or two.

::

So that, that is the end of the saga.

::

for Paramount.

::

Brian,

::

we appreciate your due diligence in

::

following the beat and

::

following that storyline

::

through and through.

::

I don't know what the fuck

::

is wrong with Doug.

::

Yeah,

::

Doug is currently missing from his chair.

::

Talk about some fucking...

::

Ride around with that Nina randomly.

::

Ride around with that Nina.

::

Why are you yelling?

::

Is Nina slang for money?

::

I don't know.

::

It's from a song called Cashing Out,

::

and that's what made me laugh.

::

And then before that,

::

his stupid ass kept

::

whispering in the background,

::

good for her.

::

Good for her.

::

You don't know her from a lick of Adam.

::

You talking about some

::

fucking good for her.

::

I mean,

::

if you got Sherry Redstone on speed dial,

::

that'd be great.

::

Listen,

::

I don't fucking marry Sherry Redstone.

::

Well, she is 70 years old.

::

Perfect.

::

She'll call me a couple

::

slurs on the way there,

::

but I'll get paid.

::

I'll get paid.

::

So there might be an age difference,

::

a significant age difference, but I mean,

::

she's probably going to be

::

a billionaire in the next year or so.

::

So I don't know if that's worth it to you.

::

Sometimes you got to eat that shit.

::

Yeah, for sure, Sherry.

::

What'd you call me?

::

What'd you call me?

::

An elevator attendant?

::

Yes.

::

Okay, that's fine.

::

What'd you say?

::

A moon cricket for a million dollars?

::

That's fine.

::

I'll be the million dollar moon cricket,

::

I guess.

::

I don't even know half of this.

::

I don't know if it's like... Oh, it's bad.

::

Okay, it is bad.

::

You know what?

::

These are things that are so

::

dumb that racist people

::

call black people that just

::

are like... You know,

::

it's a shame that that is a slur.

::

It's a shame that that's a

::

slur because Million Dollar

::

Moon Cricket is a great AKA.

::

It would have been a great AKA this week.

::

It would have been a great AKA.

::

Million Dollar Moon Cricket

::

would have sold...

::

I would have been like,

::

that's the fucking AKA.

::

Racists really just come up

::

with the dumbest stuff.

::

I don't even understand.

::

Leave me alone.

::

Anyway, Paramount,

::

there's going to be a whole restructuring,

::

so get excited for that and

::

everything that comes with that.

::

Is she going to be...

::

She's not going to be making decisions.

::

She's just the owner, right?

::

She's basically giving up

::

all of her authority to

::

make decisions so that David Ellison,

::

this guy from Skydance,

::

is going to start making decisions.

::

They're bringing in an

::

executive from NBC to also

::

help run things.

::

So it's going to be a weird...

::

I don't know.

::

I think it's going to be a weird mix.

::

I don't want anyone to lose their jobs,

::

but I think it's very clear

::

they're going to downsize

::

that operation pretty

::

significantly to try to

::

make it profitable.

::

I hope everybody makes it

::

out okay on the other end

::

of Paramount because we saw

::

what happened with HBO and

::

WB and all that good stuff.

::

HBO.

::

Marcus, what do you have, sir?

::

I believe you're reporting

::

live ringside with some WWE news.

::

All right.

::

So I was watching some, you know,

::

world wrestling entertainment.

::

There was a great quote,

::

and I'm going to butcher

::

the fuck out of it.

::

I was trying to find a way

::

to describe what wrestling is.

::

And I think it was from

::

Triple H in like a recent interview.

::

And it was like,

::

is it a is WWE a sports

::

show or is it in the entertainment?

::

And they was like,

::

it's a documentary of a sports show.

::

It's like an entertaining

::

documentary of a sports

::

show or something like that.

::

And I think that kind of made sense.

::

Somebody could like maybe

::

look up the quote to help me out here.

::

But the way he explained it

::

put a different view on wrestling,

::

because I think it's such

::

an interesting thing.

::

medium of entertainment in

::

general that I didn't

::

consider when I was a kid

::

right it's like oh the

::

insult used to be you know

::

wrestling is fake right but

::

it's like yeah no shit but

::

it's also they have these

::

storylines they tell these

::

stories like all of that

::

kind of shit that and the

::

way that they tell them and

::

then the way that these

::

actors act when they're not

::

in like their wwe world is

::

also kind of crazy too um

::

I did.

::

Triple H said there's

::

nothing like WWE and the

::

fan base is constantly

::

craving more and said WWE

::

isn't a sport but compared

::

it to a movie or TV series about a sport.

::

ballers of that same kind of breath.

::

I thought that was interesting.

::

It put the show into perspective.

::

Wrestling is making a great

::

comeback ever since they

::

got rid of Vince McMahon.

::

I'm not really sure if he's dead or alive.

::

He is alive.

::

He's still a terrible person.

::

Yes, he still has the mustache.

::

He won't let it go.

::

Damn it.

::

Yeah, he still won't let it go.

::

But he's out.

::

The Nasty Motherfucker is out.

::

Triple H and the new leadership is in.

::

It's not just Triple H,

::

but it's a lot of people.

::

So the wrestling storylines

::

are kind of picking back up

::

for those that are keeping track.

::

The Bloodline storyline with Roman Reigns,

::

who is the big dog usually in wrestling.

::

He has stepped back.

::

Unfortunately, in real life,

::

Roman Reigns lost his real life father.

::

And so he's been dealing with that.

::

And his entire family are

::

legends in wrestling.

::

You know, I mean,

::

it just you just can go follow it.

::

The Bloodline storyline,

::

which is him and then two

::

of his two of his family members,

::

he would run the Bloodline

::

with Paul Heyman being his wise man.

::

The Bloodline has been taken

::

over and he was like, trade it.

::

um he was betrayed by

::

somebody within the

::

bloodline when roman lost

::

in wrestlemania 40 to cody

::

rhodes um solo took over

::

and now has like turned him

::

to a heel like a complete

::

heel and it's like demand

::

and respect so they're kind

::

of building that storyline

::

of like roman reigns gonna

::

come back and take that

::

over there's just a lot of

::

different shit going on but

::

the most important news

::

last night which I'm sure

::

everybody saw um hi hi roman's daughter

::

Hey, baby.

::

Hi, baby.

::

Happy to lull you to sleep

::

talking about wrestling.

::

Yeah, we'll talk in very hushed tones.

::

So, Marcus,

::

what was the story about the

::

WWE yesterday?

::

Last night here, ASMR in black and white.

::

No.

::

Riding around with that Nina.

::

No.

::

Nina.

::

This one's a toddler.

::

Raise our voices.

::

Not woohoo.

::

Woohoo.

::

She's three.

::

Woohoo.

::

He went from whispering to a woo-woo.

::

I'm trying to get it all

::

riled up so he struggles.

::

That's messed up.

::

Okay.

::

Last night,

::

John Cena announced his retirement.

::

Or he's going on his retirement tour.

::

he's retiring from any

::

in-ring challenges and

::

anytime you see him after

::

he's done retiring I think

::

he's got about 30 matches

::

like tied up leading the

::

Wrestlemania 41 and then he

::

will retire so in 2025

::

that'll be the last time

::

you see him he said after

::

that he'll be in nothing

::

but suits when you see him

::

and he's doing these

::

appearances he's retiring

::

the whole thing like all of

::

the John Cena thing

::

And what I thought was

::

interesting was like, one,

::

congratulations to John Cena.

::

And I wanted to double down

::

on something Triple H said

::

in like a post interview from the WWE.

::

Somebody had asked them and

::

they knew the answer, but they was like,

::

will John Cena get into the Hall of Fame?

::

The WWE Hall of Fame.

::

And Triple H legitimately was like,

::

we think that John has put

::

so much into the game, basically.

::

And he has so much respect.

::

And he said, I'm willing to say this,

::

that John,

::

he can pick when he wants to go

::

into the Hall of Fame.

::

He will be able to make that decision.

::

And I was like,

::

that's good that they recognize.

::

I think it's very interesting.

::

I also saw a conversation

::

that I think we started.

::

i ain't gonna take full

::

credit best wrestling best

::

wrestler turned actor it

::

was on it was on x and it

::

was between john cena the

::

rock and batista exactly so

::

no way yeah I saw that um

::

what is happening he's mad

::

at me because I was trying

::

to keep his three-year-old

::

up because he's going off

::

in the comments and I'm

::

just like wait a minute

::

he's starting to use big

::

words like patronage

::

John Cena's retiring.

::

He gets a different type of

::

respect than I think The

::

Rock does or anything like that,

::

if that's the immediate comparison.

::

But just thoughts on that.

::

That was all I wanted to say.

::

Congratulations to him.

::

choose to John Cena.

::

He's been not only one of

::

the most prolific names in that industry,

::

he's also a stand-up dude.

::

He's made the number one for

::

Make-A-Wish appearances.

::

He makes every effort to try

::

and make that a thing.

::

Kudos to him.

::

I did have a joke in my head

::

where I was like,

::

I officially won't be able

::

to see him anymore.

::

That was the...

::

Yes.

::

I'm picking that up, Doug.

::

You can't see it.

::

You won't be able to see him.

::

You can't see him.

::

You'll never see him.

::

He'll have to change it from

::

you can't see me to you won't see me.

::

I do want to say as of September 2022,

::

John Cena had made 650 make

::

a wish wishes fulfilled,

::

which is just incredible on

::

top of everything else he does.

::

Yeah, I mean, John Cena,

::

I feel like once the

::

Attitude Era ended for WWF, WWE, and,

::

like, there was kind of this, like,

::

interlude, then John Cena came,

::

and I feel like it reinvigorated a lot.

::

He brought that shit back.

::

yeah a little bit like I

::

don't want to say it was

::

totally him but he brought

::

an energy to it and I feel

::

like that's what got you

::

through that yeah those

::

late 2000s early 2010s

::

types you know time frame

::

um and john cena just yeah

::

just like a good dude like

::

this man this man is in his

::

50s I want to say by the way

::

No, he's 47.

::

I take it back.

::

I mean, he's 47.

::

That's actually good.

::

He actually looks pretty good.

::

And he's strong as hell still, too.

::

He's still wrestling.

::

He was just at WrestleMania 41 and kind of,

::

you know,

::

he's not because he's saying

::

he's not doing guest refereeing.

::

None like none of that.

::

He's not doing any of that.

::

So he's done done like

::

retiring with the greats.

::

I think honestly,

::

I think that's really smart

::

because I feel like he

::

knows he's at a point in

::

his life where he can just

::

go full time with the

::

movies and like any any TV

::

shows or whatever.

::

And he doesn't he doesn't need to do it.

::

And I think he knows that

::

his legacy is better off if

::

he's just like, no,

::

this is the this is the

::

hard line I'm stopping at.

::

This is my boundary.

::

Peace out.

::

Like, what does that mean for The Rock?

::

Because that is the instant comparison of,

::

like, should he be retiring?

::

Should that have been a Rock move?

::

You know, should the Rock be retiring?

::

Because the Rock is getting old now,

::

and he can't keep... Yeah.

::

You know what I mean?

::

He just popped a blood

::

vessel of some type of

::

training or some shit like that.

::

Like, and...

::

He's in an 824 movie about a

::

wrestling fam.

::

I'm pretty sure he's in an

::

824 movie about either a

::

boxer or a wrestler.

::

UFC.

::

UFC fighter.

::

And he fucked up his... Sorry,

::

he screwed up his elbow.

::

Come on, man.

::

We was doing so good.

::

Quinn, go to bed.

::

Go to bed, little one.

::

My stone.

::

The Smashing Machine is the

::

movie we're talking about.

::

I did not realize that he

::

got injured doing that.

::

Only if you follow him on socials.

::

There was nothing flashy about this story.

::

Just the fact that John Cena,

::

who is a legend, is retiring.

::

And like Brian said,

::

during that shift between

::

the Attitude Era and everything like that,

::

you put Cena in the middle.

::

Cena versus CM Punk.

::

Cena versus The Rock.

::

Cena versus anybody.

::

He was going to pop out, talk that shit.

::

I've seen some clips of him

::

talking shit where I...

::

don't think him and The Rock

::

really was fucking with

::

each other back then.

::

I don't know what their

::

relationship is now.

::

It don't seem like they

::

really care for each other.

::

Go ahead, Doug.

::

I was going to say,

::

I think as far as I think

::

we're kind of getting to this place where

::

They've all carved out their

::

own respective places.

::

You don't typically see The

::

Rock do a comedy.

::

He's really carved out the

::

space of being an action star.

::

Unless he's with Kevin Hart.

::

He's really an action star

::

and a children's movie star.

::

He's really those two things

::

with both Moana's

::

And being a part of the

::

live-action Moana 2,

::

that's really who he is.

::

So I think it's capable, though,

::

because it seems like what

::

I think Cena has done

::

particularly well is he's

::

been able to do... He's

::

carved out comedy as his, like,

::

this is sort of my corner of things.

::

He had that movie on Prime Video.

::

He's been a part of... He

::

was in that movie Blockers, I feel like.

::

He was also...

::

And the Amy Schumer movie, too.

::

I'm totally blanking on it right now.

::

I'll find the title later.

::

But he played a significant

::

comedic role in that.

::

Yeah, he did.

::

Yeah, he did.

::

Trainwreck.

::

Trainwreck, yeah.

::

And then on top of that, I feel like he's,

::

you know, with Peacemaker, yes,

::

it's an action element,

::

but there's such a comedic

::

tone to it so much that I

::

feel like he's kind of

::

striding into his own as well there, too.

::

So I...

::

I think they can both exist in this space.

::

Even when you take Batista, he seems to,

::

now that he's moving on

::

from Guardians of the Galaxy,

::

he's starting to take on

::

some more serious, more dramatic roles.

::

I think they can all

::

coalesce and coexist in this space.

::

Somebody's got to pave

::

the... We've seen a lot of

::

wrestlers attempt to make that transition,

::

just like rappers moving

::

into other areas.

::

Adam Edge Copeland.

::

I mean, he was in Money Plane.

::

He was in Money Plane.

::

Then he was in fucking... Percy Jackson.

::

Percy Jackson, yeah.

::

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

::

But that's sort of my two cents.

::

I mean,

::

and I think you make a good point

::

that Cena has kind of cornered comedy.

::

I mean, like, Dwayne Johnson, Rock...

::

he does he does do comedy

::

but it's always you're

::

right though it's always

::

like with an action veneer

::

like it he has to be

::

punching someone or or

::

throwing something and

::

that's fine I just think

::

that someone is something

::

you're doing that and it's

::

very quippy comedy it's very like

::

you know like if you look at

::

Jumanji for example like

::

he's making a quippy joke

::

like he's punching

::

something and then he's

::

making some sort of like

::

comedic you know sort of

::

like quip right afterwards

::

so there's you're right

::

veneer is the best way to

::

put like an action veneer

::

is the best way to put it

::

and and like he's fine at

::

the action comedy I want to

::

put that out there like the

::

action comedy he's really good

::

It's very enjoyable.

::

I love the Jumanji movies.

::

Oh, me too.

::

They're great.

::

I just think that, man, I think John Cena,

::

with The Rock going back,

::

that really felt like,

::

can I keep doing this?

::

It felt very experimental to me.

::

I'm just like, can we go back?

::

Can you start doing this again?

::

And I was kind of left like, huh, I mean,

::

I guess you could.

::

50s, I guess you can, but

::

I don't know.

::

It just seems more decisive

::

and more... I don't know.

::

It's a little more magnetic

::

to me for someone to be like, that's it.

::

I'm done.

::

You won't see me doing this anymore.

::

It also builds up hype.

::

I totally get that.

::

You won't be able to see him

::

referencing Doug's joke.

::

I definitely think that...

::

I think, here's my theory,

::

and then we can move on.

::

I think that The Rock,

::

I think that John Cena just

::

stepped on The Rock's moment.

::

Because I think it was in

::

the near future for The

::

Rock to go on that same

::

type of run where he was

::

about to retire from wrestling.

::

So he could just be on the board.

::

But you gotta give Rock a finale,

::

and you know how The Rock is like.

::

he likes that kind of

::

grandiose shit and it's got

::

to like if he's on and on

::

the board you if you're

::

giving John Cena the

::

biggest celebration goodbye

::

tour The Rock is going to

::

expect something even like

::

bigger than that you know

::

what I mean like I just

::

feel like there's that

::

forever internal competition so

::

I think I also say this.

::

I do think, though,

::

with what The Rock had

::

experienced with his issues at WB,

::

I do feel like his return was,

::

I need to do something I'm good at.

::

Because remember,

::

he came back shortly after Black Adam.

::

Yeah,

::

and that whole play to be the next

::

big thing in the DC

::

universe sort of blew up in

::

his face a little bit.

::

He allegedly fucked some people over.

::

And kind of burned some bridges,

::

and he sort of was like,

::

I got to get back to

::

something that I do well.

::

I'm going to go back and play this role.

::

I'm going to be a villain

::

and enjoy doing that.

::

So I do think he was maybe

::

like... It felt like he was

::

working out some demons a

::

little bit for himself.

::

Honestly...

::

That wouldn't surprise me at all.

::

He is a human being after all.

::

There's something from the book,

::

the memoir of... I'm glad my mom died.

::

I'm going to look up the author.

::

I'm happy my mom died.

::

She was Nickelodeon style.

::

Jeanette McCurdy.

::

Mm-hmm.

::

By the way, I recommend the memoir.

::

Read it,

::

especially if you ever saw iCarly.

::

And essentially she talks about like, yeah,

::

like all this stuff was

::

terrible and I had long

::

days and I and but like

::

this one feeling at the end

::

of the day always drove me.

::

And it was it was nice to

::

feel good at something.

::

Sometimes it's nice to feel

::

good at something.

::

And that's immediately what

::

I'm thinking of.

::

with Dwayne Johnson and being like,

::

you know what?

::

I can do this.

::

I can do this and it's going

::

to make waves and I'm going

::

to get the right attention for it.

::

So I totally get what you're

::

saying with that statement.

::

Yeah, you know what?

::

We're all human and you want

::

to feel like you're good at

::

something sometimes.

::

I get it.

::

It's nice to feel like you

::

have a safety net,

::

like something you can fall back on.

::

For sure.

::

Do you have any news for us?

::

I do.

::

So,

::

Nicolas Cage is in a new horror movie

::

that is getting some traction.

::

It's called Long Legs.

::

And it's apparently...

::

Like very, very good.

::

And so,

::

but in a recent interview for the

::

Hollywood Reporter,

::

he said that he recommended,

::

he said of the like 270

::

movies that he had done,

::

he only recommended that

::

you sit down and watch one.

::

So I wanted to ask you all

::

what you think his movie

::

that he recommended that you all see is.

::

Of one that he's done, right?

::

Yes.

::

oh god that's a long list

::

before we start sorry 120

::

movies oh my gosh okay hang

::

on here wait a minute if

::

we're gonna do this we're

::

gonna at least look at a

::

list yeah please alright

::

here we go Roman's a wicker

::

man I don't think it's I

::

don't think it's a wicker

::

man it is not wicker man I don't know

::

I feel like... What was the one?

::

Saving Arizona?

::

Raising Arizona?

::

Raising Arizona?

::

What's the one where they're

::

on the plane and they

::

escape to... Con Air?

::

Con Air.

::

I want to figure out if it's

::

a newer movie or one of his older movies.

::

Oh God.

::

I don't know.

::

See these movies.

::

So here's the thing.

::

And when we reviewed to the one,

::

I'm discounting,

::

I am discounting basically

::

everything after I'm trying

::

to find it here.

::

Basically when the lawsuit

::

happened and he had to pay his,

::

and he had to pay his bill.

::

So like dying of the light left behind.

::

Yeah.

::

I'm not,

::

I'm not worried about any of the

::

USS Indianapolis.

::

Not worried.

::

men of courage yeah I'm

::

actually gonna kick it I'm

::

gonna kick it back to like

::

at least pre-2002 I think

::

well adaptation matchstick

::

men how funny is it gonna

::

be if he said national

::

treasure that's crazy I

::

don't know what it is I

::

can't I do know what it is

::

I feel like his premium run

::

is between Face Off.

::

It's like the 90s.

::

It's Face Off, isn't it?

::

Leaving Las Vegas, The Rock, Con Air,

::

Face Off, City of Angels, Snake Eyes.

::

All of those were great.

::

What a run!

::

Hell of a run.

::

I'm going to say Face Off,

::

because I know it's not that,

::

because I know his mind is like,

::

his favorite is not the

::

general masses favorite,

::

and he wasn't the sole

::

person in that movie.

::

But he was a lead in it.

::

So I want to go Face Off, Raising Arizona,

::

or Con Air,

::

since you've got so many shit

::

to pick from.

::

You know what?

::

I'm going to...

::

You know what?

::

I'm going to go for the curveball.

::

I'm going to go for the curveball.

::

I'm going to say The Family Man.

::

I'm going to say The Family Man.

::

The one where he's a weather

::

reporter and then he goes

::

into an alternate universe

::

for his family.

::

Brian and Marcus, you both are incorrect.

::

The movie is far more recent.

::

It is 2021's Pig.

::

Pig?

::

Pig is the one he wants everyone to see.

::

And he said...

::

Pig is something that I

::

think people can get

::

something out of because

::

tragedy is going to hit all

::

of us at some point.

::

It's just a matter of when.

::

It's also a movie that to me

::

is like a folk song.

::

It's very quiet, gentle,

::

which the polar opposite of

::

people thinking I'm crazy.

::

So he likes that because he

::

was able to kind of show

::

his show his range a little bit more.

::

Um, so he's, he's,

::

he just thinks that like

::

acting has gotten more personal.

::

Um, so, uh, long legs comes into theater,

::

opens in theaters this week.

::

Pig is currently streaming on Hulu.

::

So maybe that's something we

::

could watch for like a Patty family or,

::

you know, maybe as a fun,

::

you don't need something.

::

Yeah.

::

But then he also sort of said, like,

::

you know,

::

it's been a while since we've

::

heard anybody talk about AI in movies.

::

And so he is currently

::

making a movie where he's

::

had to have his likeness scanned.

::

And he put it this way.

::

He goes,

::

they've scanned me and put me into

::

a computer.

::

They can basically do

::

anything they want with my body now.

::

And then he goes, God, I hope I'm not AI.

::

And so...

::

He's really nervous.

::

He's definitely AI.

::

I'll say this.

::

If anybody's going to be AI,

::

it's going to be him.

::

He makes the most sense.

::

He's going to be the guy like the Siri,

::

but in your eyeball.

::

But it's just Nicolas Cage.

::

I don't know.

::

I can very easily see him

::

being AI with six fingers on one hand.

::

You're like, well, it's Nicolas Cage.

::

He goes, poof!

::

Oh, fuck.

::

like oh my god um there you

::

go um but yeah that's all I

::

really wanted to talk about

::

sounded like long legs is

::

supposed to be very very

::

good it's a horror movie

::

which means I'll have to

::

watch it at home with the

::

lights on during the

::

daytime um but but it

::

sounds it sounds very very good

::

Gentlemen, anything else?

::

That was really it.

::

It was really short and sweet.

::

I guess talking about Nicolas Cage.

::

Anything else that you all

::

have for this week's

::

episode that you want to talk about?

::

The only thing I wanted to

::

say on the Marvel beat was

::

that the Agatha, Agatha all along.

::

We now have an official

::

title for this show, by the way.

::

Agatha all along.

::

The trailer came out.

::

The teaser trailer came out today.

::

And I didn't know what I was

::

expecting from this, this teaser trailer,

::

but I'm like, surprisingly hyped.

::

I did not know Aubrey Plaza

::

was in I knew Aubrey Plaza was in it.

::

I just didn't know what role it was.

::

And I kind of was waiting

::

for her to play the same

::

role as she did in Legion.

::

But I don't think they're doing that,

::

which is fine, by the way, like,

::

that's totally fine.

::

We don't need that crossover.

::

And I don't know,

::

it looks like a bit I don't know,

::

it kind of feels I don't know,

::

it kind of feels good.

::

Like I'm more excited than I

::

thought I would be about it.

::

And it looks like it's gonna

::

have some more horror elements,

::

which I think Marvel could

::

dive we've talked about

::

this before that I feel

::

like monsters is like the

::

next frontier for Marvel

::

after the multiverse.

::

But like,

::

it looks like they're adding in

::

some of those horror elements.

::

And it looks like it's going

::

to be kind of a fun

::

Halloween season watch.

::

So yeah, I was surprised.

::

I was surprised how good it was.

::

Have either of you had a

::

chance to watch the teaser trailer?

::

I have not.

::

I have not.

::

But it's on my list of things to do.

::

I'll watch it after the pod.

::

No, I mean, it's not what I expected.

::

I'm digging it.

::

I'm expecting Wanda to show up,

::

but I'm expecting her as

::

like a hallucination or a vision.

::

I still don't think we're

::

going to get any clarity

::

about what happened to her at the end.

::

I think she's alive and well.

::

I agree.

::

I think she is alive and well,

::

and she's going to pop up

::

and make it everybody's problem.

::

But yeah,

::

so I just wanted to say that that

::

teaser trailer came out today.

::

We finally know what that

::

show's title is because

::

there was like six of them

::

floating around at one point.

::

There really was.

::

Too many of them were floating around.

::

House of Harkness.

::

Yeah, it was the one I remember.

::

That's what I kept calling it.

::

People were like,

::

what are you talking about?

::

That sounds more like a Dune

::

spinoff than necessarily a Dune spinoff.

::

Do you think the boner is

::

going to be in this?

::

I'm sorry, what?

::

The boner.

::

Oh, the Quicksilver guy?

::

Oh!

::

Man, that's a deep cut.

::

That's like a three-year-old reference,

::

man.

::

I had to really think about

::

that for a second.

::

What is Marcus saying?

::

First of all,

::

I would never call it a boner.

::

That feels like a very like... Yeah,

::

you know?

::

I don't know.

::

feels more appropriate and I

::

don't see I don't think I

::

don't think that character

::

is going to be in it

::

apparently there there is

::

like seven people returning

::

from WandaVision though

::

which I'm really curious

::

about yeah me too is it is

::

it also rumored that was it

::

am I misplacing this or is

::

this um Ironheart where

::

it's um Mephisto is in this

::

I think Mephisto is in Ironheart.

::

That was the rumor that Sacha Baron Cohen,

::

the last time I saw Sacha

::

Baron Cohen was Mephisto in Ironheart,

::

which is when I was like,

::

I can't keep looking at these rumors.

::

This feels like Mad Libs.

::

I will say, Marvel rumors have slowed down

::

significant.

::

I think Marvel's undoing was

::

the amount of content they

::

were putting out that they

::

couldn't control.

::

They couldn't put a cap on

::

how much was getting leaked

::

and going out because

::

you're recording 15,000

::

projects all at once.

::

Somebody can't keep their mouth shut.

::

Now that they've slowed down,

::

you don't hear nearly as

::

many of those casting rooms.

::

All of that slowed down significantly.

::

It's far tighter than it used to be.

::

It also feels like Disney.

::

It also feels like Disney

::

Marvel is trying to be a

::

lot more strategic with

::

what they let leak.

::

Like, oh, we'll let this go.

::

And then because they'll let

::

something will come out.

::

And then like a day later,

::

Kevin Feige is like, yep, told you.

::

Yep.

::

Yep.

::

That's what I feel about it.

::

That's what it's going to be.

::

Yeah.

::

Yeah.

::

yeah and they're like gonna

::

be in the middle of filming

::

fantastic four here like

::

any day now too so six

::

years cast most most

::

beautiful fantastic there's

::

only one way that cast

::

could have gotten better

::

and that's if sydney

::

sweeney played mrs miss fantastic

::

That's all I'm going to say.

::

I'm going to leave it right there.

::

You know what?

::

She had her chance.

::

She was in Madam Web, okay?

::

Okay, that doesn't feel fair.

::

She was Spider-Woman for

::

like five seconds.

::

It's like saying the only

::

ride you can go on is the

::

bus it takes you to get to

::

the theme park.

::

Man, I still think about that review.

::

It might be a top contender for this year.

::

Anyway, that's all the news I have.

::

Outstanding.

::

Gentlemen,

::

anything else that you all want

::

to chat about before we close this out?

::

Roman Myers.

::

Yep.

::

That's it.

::

Yep.

::

That's all you can say.

::

I'm playing some music.

::

Okay, outstanding.

::

Gentlemen,

::

what do you got to plug this week?

::

Brian, take it away.

::

Hey folks,

::

I'm here to talk to you today

::

about Color Me Confetti,

::

my wife's event printable shop on Etsy.

::

Go to etsy.com,

::

search Color Me Confetti

::

for all of your printable event supplies.

::

Sorry, I didn't realize that.

::

That's okay.

::

We'll have a split screen

::

with the music video.

::

Let's do it.

::

Yeah, sorry.

::

Marcus, what do you got?

::

You want to make sure you

::

follow the mantra, never offend it,

::

always humble.

::

Do whatever it is you got to do.

::

Buy yourself some gear or

::

don't buy yourself some gear.

::

Whatever you do, just follow the mantra,

::

baby.

::

Never offend it,

::

always humble or Noah for short.

::

And always keep it 500-500.

::

No matter how many people show up,

::

no matter how many people are in the room,

::

whether it's 500, 5,000, 5 million,

::

they all get the same

::

energy from you 24-7, 365.

::

Follow the mantra, baby.

::

Absolutely.

::

Absolutely.

::

I want to plug this podcast.

::

Hey,

::

if you enjoyed our cereal conversation,

::

which was the majority of this podcast,

::

if you enjoyed our

::

conversation about cereal

::

and the sprinkling of news,

::

share us with a friend or a

::

family member.

::

The Best Way to Support podcast.

::

If you're feeling generous

::

and want to go over to

::

patreon.com slash films in

::

black and white,

::

sign up for one of our tiers there.

::

Be a part of the family, Patty family,

::

that helps produce this show.

::

We would very much appreciate it.

::

Quick programming update.

::

We will be off next week as

::

Marcus and I will be in

::

Orlando hunting alligators.

::

Down in the bayou.

::

Picking us up with some alligators.

::

And that's what we got.

::

But we'll be back the week

::

after to talk a little Deadpool 1,

::

Deadpool 2 before we really

::

get into the main attraction,

::

which is Deadpool and

::

Wolverine coming up here in

::

about two weeks.

::

But we have a three-step

::

process to success.

::

Brian, what is that first step?

::

Hey, folks.

::

I'm here to tell you to read a book.

::

I hope you read a book over

::

your vacation or your long weekend.

::

Maybe you didn't take that Friday off.

::

But I'm just here to tell you.

::

Pick up that book.

::

No, it will not be a Brian-only episode.

::

It's not going to be.

::

It'll be the best listen-to episode ever.

::

Yeah,

::

it's going to be the one episode

::

everybody listens to, finally.

::

Holy shit,

::

we had 1,000 people listen to a

::

Brian-only episode?

::

it's gonna be like oh my

::

gosh brian only fans radio

::

just like and another thing

::

about star wars uh anyway

::

read a book while he shows

::

pictures of his feet he

::

just but it's him showing

::

pictures of books yeah it's

::

just book it's just hella

::

books you see this book you

::

like this book how do you

::

like this book this is a digital book

::

he's gonna give us uh it'll

::

be like all of those movies

::

about a court of rose all

::

of those court books that

::

he read he'll be giving you

::

those I can talk to you

::

about a romance have you

::

ever felt like you wanted a

::

strong muscular man to take

::

you away and face a whole

::

new set of problems

::

Bay romance.

::

Marcus!

::

What do you got for that second step?

::

Just drink some water.

::

Okay.

::

Absolutely.

::

Hey, look.

::

I'd watch it.

::

To be honest with you, I would too.

::

I'd watch it too.

::

I'd watch it in my private

::

time and my public time.

::

Step three, look, wash your ass,

::

especially if you're making

::

booty-os or whatever it was

::

that they were.

::

Make sure you wash your ass.

::

Or don't.

::

That's where the flavor lives.

::

Just wash your ass.

::

It's going to get hot by the

::

end of the week.

::

Carry that sweat with you,

::

especially if it's humid.

::

Wash your ass.

::

Or if you don't, give it some flavor?

::

I don't know.

::

No, don't encourage that.

::

Don't encourage that.

::

And Roman wants us to remind you, too,

::

as we will, too,

::

support your local small theaters.

::

Very important.

::

Go out and see a movie there.

::

But yeah.

::

Hey, like I said,

::

we're not going to be back next week.

::

But in the meantime and in

::

the between time, stay, stay,

::

stay healthy.

::

We love y'all.

::

We appreciate y'all.

::

And we will catch y'all in two weeks.

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