“Sherlock Holmes” shifts Angst in My Pants into a darker, fog-lit atmosphere. Built on a looping, hypnotic drum pattern and synths that bend like slowing tape, the song stands out as one of the album’s most quietly powerful tracks. The melody drifts beautifully, interrupted only by a brief, unusual bridge that contrasts sharply with the song’s otherwise dreamlike flow.

The lyrics blend classic Sparks humour with insecurity and longing: a narrator who imagines himself as Sherlock Holmes to win affection, mixing romantic desperation with surreal details about fog, barking dogs, and lace-and-satin photographs. It’s a character song that manages to be funny, melancholy, and slightly absurd at once.

Though not a major live staple in the early ’80s, “Sherlock Holmes” grew in stature over time, especially during the One Man, Two Hands tours, where stripped-down performances highlighted its underlying beauty. It has inspired several striking covers, including Mini Mansions’ intimate one-mic acoustic version and the Dirtbombs’ faithful garage-rock take.

With more than two million Spotify streams, "Sherlock Holmes" has become one of Sparks’ most-loved tracks—a soft-spoken standout that adds emotional depth and atmosphere to the heart of Angst in My Pants.