Get ready to roll with giggles as we dive into the uproarious tale of Alabama Bama's frosty escapades! This week, Bama’s back from visiting Haystack, and man, was it a chill fest! She talks about how her trailer heater decided to take a permanent vacation, leaving her to get all inventive with her warm-up tactics. I mean, who needs a heating bill when you can cozy up with an open oven and a blanket from Applebee’s? Classic Bama! And let’s not forget her wild concoction of Fireball and polydin—who knew that could create a nice, toasty buzz? She’s living proof that necessity leads to some seriously questionable choices. So buckle up for a wild ride of laughs, as Bama shares her winter survival tips that might just have you shaking your head and chuckling!
Companies mentioned in this episode:
Haystack
Applebee's
Transcripts
Speaker B:
Good morning.
Speaker B:
It's Haystack.
Speaker B:
Pretty much my favorite time of the week when we get a chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker B:
And she's back home now.
Speaker B:
She was up visiting over the weekend.
Speaker B:
But, Bama, you got home and it was still really cold at your house.
Speaker B:
She said, so how did you survive being in the cold?
Speaker A:
Oh, Haystack, it was so dang cold that I almost apologized to my fifth ex husband, Cooter, just to get some body heat.
Speaker A:
That's how you know it was bad.
Speaker B:
Oh, wow.
Speaker B:
You.
Speaker B:
You don't ever apologize to anyone.
Speaker A:
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker A:
My trailer heater crapped out, so I had to improvise.
Speaker A:
I wrapped myself in that shop blanket I got after my Applebee's detainment and stared into the open oven while change smoking menthols for internal warmth.
Speaker B:
Oh, no.
Speaker B:
Please, please tell me the oven was off.
Speaker A:
Hey, Stack, let's not ask questions that we don't want the answers to.
Speaker A:
But I did make a discovery.
Speaker B:
Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:
If you mix fireball with polydin, it creates this warm, tingly sensation all through your body.
Speaker A:
Like they say, necessity is the stepmother of invention.
Speaker B:
You know, I'm pretty sure that dentists and firefighters would disagree.
Speaker A:
Well, haters gonna hate anyway.
Speaker A:
I gots to go.
Speaker A:
It's starting to warm up again, so truck stop tanning, here I come.
