Stargate SG1 S2E22 - Return To Crab

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all of it?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I know I don't.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I don't, and you know, the

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goon squad don't either.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's true.

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I'm Ja'far,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm Ben.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And I'm Victor.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and we are currently working

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our way through Stargate SG 1.

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This is our third

episode, fourth episode of

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Fourth episode.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and we are at the Season 2 finale.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

We've also made a huge mistake.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Have

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah!

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

we didn't set ground rules for this.

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And ran into another apparently famous,

, sci fi end of season 2 clip show.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

clip show and a to be

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continued and a season finale.

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I, those are like, that's, I feel

like we hit a, we hit some kind

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of a triple seven jackpot here.

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That was, this was, this was a trip.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I have to admit, , the same thing happened

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to me that's happened every other time

we end on a cliffhanger, which is I just

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burst out in laughter because I know

I'm not going to watch the next episode,

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and it just doesn't fucking matter.

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I don't know why, but like, as soon

as that to be continued hit, I was

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just literally rolling on my sofa

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Hang on, sorry.

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Oh,

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that at the end of the episode.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I had the opposite reaction.

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I was just like.

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No, come on, gosh darn it.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

You know,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I know there is, there is no

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combination of dice that lets me watch

the finale, er, the season 3 opener.

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So I'm just incredibly frustrated.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the, , you know, I, I mentioned to my

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good friend, Angela, the gatekeeper

that we were doing this episode.

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And of course she, she was

just like, Oh, Oh, good.

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Well, you need to watch this

episode in this episode, this

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episode first for context, and

I'm like, Nope, can't do that.

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Context is cheating.

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Nope.

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And she was all just like, but

you're not going to have any

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idea what the hell's going on.

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And I'm like, perfect.

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That's what we're going for.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That is what we do here.

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That is the name of the game here on

last time on, , just a quick rules

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recap of the game that we play while

we go over the episode for this is your

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happen to be a first time listener.

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Here.

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, we have a last time ons where a

host will prompt it themselves and

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describe a thing that they feel

happened in previous episodes.

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We have what hopper horror.

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Which is the offensive version of last

time on, you will do it to one host.

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We'll propose another host

and force them to explain what

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happened in previous episodes.

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And then we have a let's get weird

with it where all hosts must offer

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a quick oddball suggestion for how

things ended up the way that they are.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And if you're not a first time listener

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and you've been with us since the

beginning of this podcast, I just

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want to say thank you for putting

up with my podcast and newbiness.

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I, , the first episode that we

did for this season just aired and

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I listened to it and I was like,

Oh my God, I am such an idiot.

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So I appreciate you

guys for being patient.

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So thank you listeners.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

can I, can I tell you the, the,

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the truth of all podcasters?

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Vic, you're like, between this and

the Who Are You guests, this is like

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your eighth, sixth, eighth episode of

podcast you've recorded at this point.

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, the truth of all podcasters, all

veteran podcasters know this.

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We're all idiots.

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You just, when you listen to yourself,

speak on a radio show, you sound dumb.

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It doesn't matter.

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I hate it.

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I I cannot listen to it.

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I can't listen to the podcast.

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It, it drives me mad.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

which by the way, I was listening to the

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first episode we did, and it reminded me

that after we recorded that episode, I

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was in, I was in LA at the time visiting

my girlfriend, and she took me out to

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a Halloween party afterwards, and I was

mingling with her friends and everything,

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and I discovered that when you're in

LA, Saying that you're a podcaster is

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not nearly as cool as you think it is.

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everyone's a fucking podcaster over there.

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Like I'm telling those people,

I'm just like, Oh yeah, Hey guys.

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Yeah.

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I just started co hosting a

podcast and they were just

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like, Oh, Oh, Oh, you're done.

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I thought you were going to say

something more than, Oh, okay.

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Oh, Oh, okay.

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I tell my friends here around town.

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They're just like, Oh,

I'm so proud of you.

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That's so cool.

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So like, yeah, that's yeah.

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Apparently everyone has a podcast in LA.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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It's, , it's not that rare,

I imagine, in Tinseltown.

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, But what is rare?

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Is the start of this episode.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

2, episode, uh, 22, called,

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uh, Fred, what's the

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

out of

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Out of Mind, yeah.

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And something about this title

and the thumbnail on IMDB just,

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I just, I just knew it was

going to be a clip show somehow.

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Just like, I think there was a,

there was a Star Trek, it looked

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like the Star Trek TNG episode where

Riker was, uh, under the thing.

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And that was a clip

show, so I think that's

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And that was also the season 2 finale.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It was, wasn't

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

name of that episode?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That one was called Shades of Grey.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

shades of

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

One of the worst Star

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Trek episodes in history.

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You know, it's universally agreed upon.

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Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I, I did, like, I actually, , was

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it, , a few years ago, while I was, , I

have a very young son, and while I was

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dealing with being up for hours in the

middle of the night, , feeding him and

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then getting him back to sleep, , just

as a comfort, like, take me back

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to my childhood, I went and watched

back through all of Home Improvement.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh wow.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And in the middle of their season

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three, they have a, , a clip show

as well, a two part clip show.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh god, why?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like, this is terrible, but also

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it made me realize, I'm like,

okay, I'm doing the math here.

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What is there more to pull?

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From, , when TNG did Shades of

Grey, okay, , 26 episodes, hour long

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season, or hour long episodes, 22,

26 episode seasons, versus, , , half

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an hour, sitcom episodes.

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And I'm just like, there's even

less here than Shades of Grey.

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There's less stuff to pull from.

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Oh god, I would have hated to be the

editors on both of those projects.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

say, , I do have a favorite

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clip show of all time.

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Clip show episode.

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And I think it's the best of all time.

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And that is episode

two of Clerks Animated.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, okay.

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Oh, you did mention this, yeah.

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Ha ha ha

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

so good.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I was gonna guess Rick and

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Morty, but uh, that's uh, yeah.

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That's a different thing.

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I think, I think they had, I'm

pretty sure they had a clip show.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They do, like, uh, yeah, they do a thing

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once a season, I think, where it's like,

mostly Like the intergalactic TV episodes.

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I, , I, I have seen Rick and Morty.

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I would not say that I've

watched Rick and Morty.

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Does that make sense?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, yeah.

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I have a, yeah.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it is, I, I, I really like Dan Harmon.

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Like, Dan Harmon is a very

good producer of television.

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, Community is one of my all time favorites.

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,

-: 1041

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, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

have you ever seen computer man?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I've not seen Computer

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I think

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you guys are just

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

man is a show he did with Jack Black

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

What?!

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

101, which is the precursor

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to YouTube back in like 2005.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

are making shit up, man!

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This is some...

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Black, Jack Black is also the

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star of Heat Vision and Jack.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Yeah, they're buddies.

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So, they met on Computer Man, I

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

feel like I, Mandela, in effect,

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jumped into a different universe,

because this sounds like shit I would

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have heard of, and I've never heard

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

No, yeah, so, Vic, if you haven't heard

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of Heat Vision and Jack, Jack Black

plays an astronaut who got too close to

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the sun, and now when the sun is out,

he's the smartest man on the world.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the fuck?

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What

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, and he also has a talking

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motorcycle, played by Owen Wilson.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Alright, well, I've got some things

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to Google after the show, so...

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Unfortunately, just one episode,

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so we can't do it for the show.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Well, what the f...

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

to say, three or four?

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Um, yeah.

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Anyways, we open on Jack coming out of

cryogenic sleep, and everyone around

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him is in quasi futuristic clothing.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and we get a, we get one of those...

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I love to see it.

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Pinnacle 80s, 90s

character actor that, guys.

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We get Tom Butcher.

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, or Tom Butler, sorry.

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Yeah, Tom Butler.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That...

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like I know we're in for, for a

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good I'm here for one episode,

, performance from Tom Butler.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that was, that was the guy

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who played, , Trofsky, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he, he, I know I've seen him in

a lot of episodes of The Outer Limits.

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And also, , I, I know I'm not supposed

to do this, but I IMDB'd him real quick.

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And, , and he was also in a few

episodes of Viper and Sliders.

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So this guy is like a 90's sci fi

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Viper's a thing I haven't

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thought of in a very

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Can we put Viper on the list?

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I'm putting Viper on the

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I've got it on DVD.

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I haven't watched it yet, but I,

I have the entire series on dvd.

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I, I remember loving it as a kid, so

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh God.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I know, right?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

You better not let me win.

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I'm picking Viper.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Hell yeah.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Well, I won't concern

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myself with that, Ben.

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But I just want to throw a shout

out to these offset shirt buckles

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they've got in the future.

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In the fake future.

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I love these buckles.

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I don't know what it is.

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I just love these fucking buckles.

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They're just bizarre and futuristic,

but not at the same time.

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Big fan.

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, but anyways, they tell them everyone he's

er known is dead because it's: 2077

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Wake the fuck up, samurai.

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We have a city to burn.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

But also.

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I want to make sure did

everybody else notice.

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Who did O'Neill ask

about when, , he woke up?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

oh shit.

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I

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

was

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, Sam, right?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

where's where's captain Carter?

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Where's where's Daniel Jackson?

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Where's Teal'c.

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You know who he doesn't,

doesn't ask about at all.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

His

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

His wife.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

wife!

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You're right!

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ha

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha ha ha ha!

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

about my coworkers?!

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha!

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: 00:11:12

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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That's a good point, yeah,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

no, no shade to any of my coworkers.

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If I wake up out of cryo freeze or a coma,

or just even a particularly long nap, I'm

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not gonna be like, But where's my boss?

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Where are the people I work with?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yep.

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No concern there.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

mean, if you woke up at work, maybe?

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Regardless,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I feel like, yeah.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Woke

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I've

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

This is a big ol bummer to theme.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

After theme, they tell us they don't know

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how or why he was frozen in 1998, only

that he came through the Stargate that

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way, and that they had to wait until they

had a chance to be able to revive him.

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They'd wait for technology to catch up.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

mm-Hmm?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So I believe they say it is 79 years or

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something like that, , that he was frozen.

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And I did appreciate this,

this thing happening.

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Like, they did a pretty good job of...

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O'Neal would ask questions

like, What happened here?

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What happened here?

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It was 80 years ago, man.

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Nobody knows.

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I don't know.

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I wasn't born yet.

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I don't care.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And I do appreciate that as opposed

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to, like, what we got, like, on TNG

when they brought all those frozen

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people out of that , satellite.

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They're like, Hey, we googled

you, and here's everything you

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might ever want to know about

yourself, your family, everything.

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We've got it all right here,

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And then that one guy,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

future.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And then that one guy asking about

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: 00:12:47

his money and his bank account is

like, Oh, well, we got news for you.

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We don't do money anymore.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

but I feel like they did a good

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representation of what it would

actually be like Waking up out of

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out of freezing and it's just like

well, what happened to my parents?

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It's like nobody knows we

didn't write that down.

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I don't care I'm sorry for you.

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Like I

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

their Facebook profile, I guess?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I feel

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: 00:13:13

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Also, this is what Facebook is?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

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: 00:13:18

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

on

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like clearly they're like hey, I

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: 00:13:19

sympathize I don't know what happened.

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I can't tell you what happened to you.

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Can you tell me what happened to you?

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: 00:13:27

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh man, good

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: 00:13:28

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I do, I do really, there was one

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huge, huge missed opportunity

in this episode though.

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: 00:13:36

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

he doesn't stand up and take

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: 00:13:37

a four minute long piss?

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: 00:13:40

Evacuation comp comp Complete.

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: 00:13:47

Evacuation complete.

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: 00:13:50

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Putting that sound effect

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: 00:13:51

in there right now.

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: 00:13:52

Okay, uh, I'm worried about how long

that sound effect is going to be.

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: 00:14:00

, no, uh, I know there's contract stuff,

like, stuff that is set by unions.

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: 00:14:10

I would have given any amount of money for

them to have a one off, , credit sequence.

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: 00:14:18

That is just Richard Dean Anderson.

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: 00:14:22

Nobody else is in it because

they're, they're like, the

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rest of your team is dead.

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: 00:14:26

He's like, and then it's just

credits with just O'Neill

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, that would have been a

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: 00:14:31

great, that would have been a

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: 00:14:33

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That would have been

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: 00:14:34

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

out, yeah.

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: 00:14:36

, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the general tells us about

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: 00:14:37

these off world colonies.

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: 00:14:39

Jack asks about the SG 1 team.

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: 00:14:41

And they made it all back, but none

of them survived the freezing process.

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: 00:14:47

Do we think this is

how last episode ended?

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: 00:14:50

With them, like, going through a

stargate and something happening?

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: 00:14:54

Or is this out of the

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: 00:14:55

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

this was a cold, this was

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: 00:14:57

a cold drop in, like, nah,

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: 00:14:59

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

cold drop in?

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: 00:15:00

Can you tell us more about it, Vic?

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: 00:15:02

Can you tell us...

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: 00:15:03

Wahapa her?

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: 00:15:04

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

shit!

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: 00:15:07

Okay, so, so here's what

happened last episode.

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It had absolutely nothing

to do with this episode.

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: 00:15:12

I'm going to say the last episode

was lighthearted and chill.

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: 00:15:16

Like it was just them.

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: 00:15:17

It was them fucking off the entire time.

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: 00:15:20

Like, Hey, what's going on?

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: 00:15:22

They, maybe they check in with

some of the other SG teams

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: 00:15:24

and they're like, Oh, nothing.

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: 00:15:26

What's up with you?

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: 00:15:26

And they'd be like, nothing.

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: 00:15:28

And I ain't doing nothing.

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: 00:15:29

What's up?

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You know, just bullshitting

the entire time.

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: 00:15:32

And that's what they did because they

did that in deep space nine ones.

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: 00:15:36

They had a real light hearted

episode right before the finale

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: 00:15:39

when everything went to shit and the

Dominion took over the space station.

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: 00:15:43

So yeah, I'm thinking they

did the same thing here.

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: 00:15:45

They were just playing poker or...

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: 00:15:48

Or do I know?

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: 00:15:49

Poker's a Star Trek thing.

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: 00:15:50

I don't think they'd carry that

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: 00:15:52

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

No, they did poker in

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: 00:15:52

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the pilot.

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: 00:15:54

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They did, they did, but I'm thinking...

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: 00:15:56

What's the SG 1's game?

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: 00:15:59

Foosball!

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: 00:16:00

I'll bet you...

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: 00:16:01

You know what?

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: 00:16:01

I might put that in my

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: 00:16:02

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ah, see I was

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: 00:16:03

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They play foosball together.

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: 00:16:04

What the hell is that?

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: 00:16:07

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's a, it's a type of baot.

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: 00:16:09

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

What the hell's back there?

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: 00:16:14

It's my uncultured Texas ass over here.

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: 00:16:16

I don't know what you're talking about.

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: 00:16:19

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, I dunno, I just, I, I

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: 00:16:21

wanted to imagine Teal going.

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: 00:16:23

Oui.

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: 00:16:24

Bonk.

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: 00:16:26

Bonk.

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: 00:16:28

I don't know.

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: 00:16:29

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

What the fuck is that?

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: 00:16:29

I have no clue

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: 00:16:30

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, if you watch enough, if you

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watch enough, uh, James Bond stuff,

you will see he plays Baccarat

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: 00:16:36

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

He does?

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: 00:16:37

Okay.

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: 00:16:37

Alright.

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: 00:16:38

Interesting.

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: 00:16:40

Oh, that,

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: 00:16:43

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that the war with the

410

: 00:16:44

Gould is not going well.

411

: 00:16:47

And I was really hoping, and obviously

it's not, but I was really hoping at

412

: 00:16:50

this point that this episode was going

to be reverse yesterday's Enterprise.

413

: 00:16:55

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Where they bring somebody to the fo

414

: 00:16:57

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah, they bring someone to the

415

: 00:17:00

future and then they have to

send him back to change the past.

416

: 00:17:03

, that, that's, that could be fun.

417

: 00:17:05

And I'd like to see that episode, but

418

: 00:17:09

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I don't know what it is, but I

419

: 00:17:11

just, I don't know what it is,

I just called it immediately.

420

: 00:17:14

I knew that these guys

weren't real, like the doctor,

421

: 00:17:17

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah.

422

: 00:17:17

It's

423

: 00:17:18

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

they were just, yeah.

424

: 00:17:19

It was like, this is shady, no,

they're, they're fucking aliens,

425

: 00:17:22

they're changelings or something.

426

: 00:17:23

Just, yeah.

427

: 00:17:24

I knew it was a setup from the get go.

428

: 00:17:26

I don't know what it was, but I

just picked up on it, like, yeah.

429

: 00:17:29

This shit

430

: 00:17:29

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, so they do a brief little

431

: 00:17:33

walkabout, , and then they're like,

Hey, so we got this memory device,

432

: 00:17:37

, that we want to hook you up to.

433

: 00:17:38

, and

434

: 00:17:39

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

show machine.

435

: 00:17:40

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah,

436

: 00:17:40

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The Clipshow Machine!

437

: 00:17:41

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

got, yeah, we've got our

438

: 00:17:42

own clip show device.

439

: 00:17:44

, and we are going to stick that

onto your brain and see if you

440

: 00:17:47

can help us remember who might be

powerful enough to stop the ghouls.

441

: 00:17:51

, you know, cause like.

442

: 00:17:52

That's important for us to know, like,

There's nothing nefarious here, like,

443

: 00:17:56

We'd tell you if there's something

nefarious here, but there's nothing

444

: 00:17:58

nefarious here, like, You can tell

us, you can tell us who's, who's

445

: 00:18:01

strong enough to beat the Gould.

446

: 00:18:03

Who's strong enough to beat the Gould.

447

: 00:18:05

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It does seem like a really

448

: 00:18:06

weird question to ask.

449

: 00:18:07

It's like, it's like,

wouldn't you guys know?

450

: 00:18:09

Like, why are you asking me?

451

: 00:18:10

I'm...

452

: 00:18:11

You're, you have a bigger paycheck

than I do in this organization.

453

: 00:18:14

You should fucking know

these things, you know?

454

: 00:18:16

Heh heh

455

: 00:18:16

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's also been 80 years, so it's

456

: 00:18:18

like, Grabbing a guy from, uh,

like, World War I, and being like,

457

: 00:18:23

How do we defeat the Germans?

458

: 00:18:25

He's like, I'd hope

you'd be able to tell me!

459

: 00:18:30

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The French!

460

: 00:18:30

The French can beat them!

461

: 00:18:31

Well, we got news for you.

462

: 00:18:32

Heh heh heh heh.

463

: 00:18:35

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So before we, we get a couple of clips at

464

: 00:18:37

this point, but before we get the clips,

they, they mentioned another alien race.

465

: 00:18:42

The Takra.

466

: 00:18:44

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The okra.

467

: 00:18:45

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And we do not get to see them.

468

: 00:18:48

And, and I really hope that

they're just fuckin weird aliens.

469

: 00:18:53

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Well, on that, on that answer, for

470

: 00:18:56

that Jaffer, let's get weird with it.

471

: 00:18:58

Who are the Takra?

472

: 00:19:01

Let's get weird!

473

: 00:19:03

HEY!

474

: 00:19:05

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Who,

475

: 00:19:05

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

are turtle peoples.

476

: 00:19:06

They are the fuckin Teenage

Mutant Ninja Turtles.

477

: 00:19:09

They're the, like, the super mutant

versions from Teenage Mutant Ninja

478

: 00:19:11

Turtles 2 Secret of the Ooze.

479

: 00:19:13

That's who the top

480

: 00:19:16

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They're turtle people, I love it.

481

: 00:19:18

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Alright, Vic,

482

: 00:19:19

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It sounds like a

483

: 00:19:19

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

you think the Takra are?

484

: 00:19:21

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The tokra?

485

: 00:19:22

I, I think they're okra people.

486

: 00:19:23

Because that's what I

heard from the beginning.

487

: 00:19:24

I think they're vegetable people.

488

: 00:19:26

They're like that one guy in the

recent, uh, Lower Decks episode who's...

489

: 00:19:30

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The guy with the moopsie, yeah.

490

: 00:19:31

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yes, the moves.

491

: 00:19:33

Moopsy is free!

492

: 00:19:36

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, they're, they're, they're

493

: 00:19:37

fucking vegetable people and they

all look like okras with arms.

494

: 00:19:40

So...

495

: 00:19:41

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Jaffer, uh, Jaffer made a, uh,

496

: 00:19:43

Narge, uh, pumpkin for Halloween.

497

: 00:19:46

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, really?

498

: 00:19:46

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

a Yeah, my well, my partner

499

: 00:19:48

Beth made a Narshe pumpkin

and I made a Moopsie pumpkin.

500

: 00:19:51

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

my god, send, you must send me

501

: 00:19:53

pics of this after the show.

502

: 00:19:55

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, for sure.

503

: 00:19:56

It's in the, , who are you discord?

504

: 00:19:58

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, lovely.

505

: 00:19:59

, I, I do want to throw in that, , before,

before they get to the first clip.

506

: 00:20:03

, Dr.

507

: 00:20:04

Raleigh, that's probably

not her real name.

508

: 00:20:06

, she, she puts a little

implant in O'Neal's, , head.

509

: 00:20:10

And then she adjusts it with literally

an electric nose hair trimmer.

510

: 00:20:14

Like, the prop department just

fucking phoned it in on that one.

511

: 00:20:18

Like they didn't add that.

512

: 00:20:19

Nope.

513

: 00:20:20

That is a straight up nose hair trimmer.

514

: 00:20:23

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

real quick though, I have to

515

: 00:20:24

get weird with it as well.

516

: 00:20:25

So, , I will say that,

517

: 00:20:27

,

-: 1041

518

: 00:20:28

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

gonna say that the Takra are, uh,

519

: 00:20:32

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ha

520

: 00:20:33

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

As we know, biology has one imperative.

521

: 00:20:37

And that is returned to crab.

522

: 00:20:39

So, so they are crab people.

523

: 00:20:43

Well,

524

: 00:20:45

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

look

525

: 00:20:45

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Vic, if you don't know

526

: 00:20:46

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like people.

527

: 00:20:48

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Crabs have evolved independently

528

: 00:20:50

six different times.

529

: 00:20:53

So there are different crabs out there

in the oceans right now that aren't

530

: 00:20:57

that closely related to each other.

531

: 00:21:00

Because they come from different

points in evolution where something

532

: 00:21:03

was just like, you know, it would

be better than what I am right now.

533

: 00:21:06

A crab, and became its

own crab independently.

534

: 00:21:12

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

535

: 00:21:14

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So life has one imperative

536

: 00:21:16

and it is return to crab.

537

: 00:21:18

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

crab.

538

: 00:21:19

This is so weird that you bring this

up because just last week, , I forget

539

: 00:21:22

what we were talking about, but I was

talking with a friend of mine and we

540

: 00:21:25

made a bet on something and she said,

if I win, you owe me a king crab dinner.

541

: 00:21:29

And you have to, it's gotta have to be

quick because they're going extinct.

542

: 00:21:32

And I'm like, what?

543

: 00:21:33

They can't be going extinct.

544

: 00:21:34

That's what they do on Deadliest Catch.

545

: 00:21:35

And she's like, Deadliest Catch

has been cancelled for years

546

: 00:21:38

because the king crab are gone.

547

: 00:21:39

I'm like, what?

548

: 00:21:40

No!

549

: 00:21:41

So, uh, yeah.

550

: 00:21:43

Apparently I'm

551

: 00:21:43

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, Siggy's out of

552

: 00:21:44

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

they immortal?

553

: 00:21:47

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, those are lobsters.

554

: 00:21:48

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

lobsters are effectively immortal.

555

: 00:21:50

Okay.

556

: 00:21:50

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha ha.

557

: 00:21:52

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

All right.

558

: 00:21:53

We get some clips of aliens.

559

: 00:21:54

Uh, we get the Nox, who are

basically a species of Radagast.

560

: 00:22:00

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Do you notice who was

561

: 00:22:00

playing the lead Nox?

562

: 00:22:02

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I

563

: 00:22:02

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I did

564

: 00:22:02

not.

565

: 00:22:04

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Motherfucking Quark!

566

: 00:22:05

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it?

567

: 00:22:05

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Shimmerman!

568

: 00:22:06

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, what?

569

: 00:22:08

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah!

570

: 00:22:08

It's Armin Shiverman!

571

: 00:22:10

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Fantastic.

572

: 00:22:11

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and this, this episode aired in 99,

573

: 00:22:14

so this was definitely after DS9, this

was after, after AQ, it was after Quark.

574

: 00:22:22

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah, so we see the Nox, they are

575

: 00:22:26

able to bring people back from the

dead, seem to be living a very rural

576

: 00:22:30

life, but then they're like, Hey!

577

: 00:22:32

Surprise!

578

: 00:22:32

We also have floating space cities!

579

: 00:22:35

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And they can go invisible, and they're

580

: 00:22:36

pacifists, so that's very interesting

choice of a alien here, and they wear

581

: 00:22:42

grass or peat moss all over their faces.

582

: 00:22:44

So that's a very weird,

interesting alien race we

583

: 00:22:50

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

After

584

: 00:22:51

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and then we see the Asgardians.

585

: 00:22:54

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Who are fucking greys!

586

: 00:22:56

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That's exactly what I wrote down!

587

: 00:22:58

They're vikings are fucking gray aliens?

588

: 00:23:01

What?

589

: 00:23:02

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I love this.

590

: 00:23:04

I love this.

591

: 00:23:06

I love this.

592

: 00:23:07

If Stargate SG 1 has done nothing else

correct, which I'm not saying is the

593

: 00:23:12

case, but we've only watched four episodes

and it's got plenty of opportunities

594

: 00:23:15

to disappoint me in the future, this,

this is the best thing it's done so far.

595

: 00:23:20

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The Vikings are fucking gray aliens.

596

: 00:23:22

That's amazing.

597

: 00:23:25

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I did also, , this made me appreciate...

598

: 00:23:27

, later he drops a, , O'Neal drops a quip

about how can we meet the Asgardians?

599

: 00:23:32

And he's just like, go to Roswell?

600

: 00:23:35

And it's just like, cause that's

where the grey aliens came!

601

: 00:23:38

, so, we find out when, , so one, the

Asgardians show up, just merc a ton

602

: 00:23:44

of Jaffa and Gould guys, blow up

three ships, , in a, , A way that is

603

: 00:23:49

light and easy on your , SFX budget.

604

: 00:23:51

, and then beam up, , O'Neal.

605

: 00:23:54

They're, they're little guys.

606

: 00:23:55

They're like three feet tall.

607

: 00:23:57

, and they're, they, they drop

out that there are four races

608

: 00:24:02

that stood against the gold.

609

: 00:24:04

And it's them, the Nox, the

Furlings, who O'Neal says, Yeah,

610

: 00:24:09

we haven't met those guys yet.

611

: 00:24:10

And the Ancients.

612

: 00:24:14

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yes.

613

: 00:24:16

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And.

614

: 00:24:17

I know, Ja'far, you are coming

from, you know, you are concurrently

615

: 00:24:20

working on your Babylon 5 podcast.

616

: 00:24:23

And this just made me be like,

Oh great, we're getting more,

617

: 00:24:28

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

More

618

: 00:24:28

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

more First Ones bullshit.

619

: 00:24:30

Um.

620

: 00:24:32

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They're actually just Vorlons,

621

: 00:24:34

like, they, they filmed on the same

studio, they moved the props over.

622

: 00:24:39

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Or just warlons, that'd be interesting.

623

: 00:24:40

Zathras

624

: 00:24:47

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

just Zathras's.

625

: 00:24:49

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh,

626

: 00:24:50

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Zathrai.

627

: 00:24:51

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha ha!

628

: 00:24:54

Zath...

629

: 00:24:55

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

another clip, , where they're

630

: 00:24:56

talking about the, the meeting

place, the UN, of these aliens.

631

: 00:25:00

And, , there's this old lady with the

SG team who we've never seen before.

632

: 00:25:05

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

We have the...

633

: 00:25:06

Well, you haven't.

634

: 00:25:06

But Ben and I have.

635

: 00:25:08

Because she is the character

from the original movie.

636

: 00:25:12

Catherine, I forgot her last name.

637

: 00:25:15

But she was the scientist, the

lead scientist for the SG 1 and...

638

: 00:25:20

Project and she was the one she is

personally responsible for recruiting

639

: 00:25:25

Daniel Jackson into the sg1 team So I

love that they brought her character back.

640

: 00:25:30

I mean she recast it, of course, but

yeah No, we we have seen Catherine

641

: 00:25:34

before she was a excellent character

642

: 00:25:36

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

we had seen her before.

643

: 00:25:37

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and she was horribly underutilized

644

: 00:25:41

even in the movie I mean she she

had just such presence and like

645

: 00:25:45

yeah definitely Everyone just go

back and watch the movie again.

646

: 00:25:49

Just, just, watch it.

647

: 00:25:50

It's amazing.

648

: 00:25:51

So...

649

: 00:25:51

Out

650

: 00:25:59

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and it starts, , shooting holographic,

651

: 00:26:02

, atoms all around, and for some reason,

, Daniel Jackson is able to figure out, Oh!

652

: 00:26:10

If you break everything down to

its elements, what do you have?

653

: 00:26:13

The elements!

654

: 00:26:15

So, this is how they're

communicating, and I'm just like, How?

655

: 00:26:20

How, like, they must have built a language

out of, out of the, the periodic table.

656

: 00:26:26

Wouldn't it have just been easier

just to learn other languages?

657

: 00:26:31

There's only four of them.

658

: 00:26:32

There, I know people

who know more languages.

659

: 00:26:35

Like, this wouldn't be that hard to

have, like, Okay, you know two, and

660

: 00:26:38

you know two, and you know two, and

we can all kind of make this work.

661

: 00:26:42

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I will say, this makes more sense to me.

662

: 00:26:47

Then all of the, like, Carl Sagan math

is the universal language shit, , where

663

: 00:26:53

it's all like, well, I, because I

mean, I understand the concept that

664

: 00:26:56

every spacefaring species would have

to have math and so you could use math

665

: 00:27:01

to initiate communication in some form.

666

: 00:27:04

That's true.

667

: 00:27:05

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it assumes base

668

: 00:27:07

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Exactly.

669

: 00:27:08

No, that's exactly it.

670

: 00:27:09

It assumes base 10, though, because as

soon as you start communicating with a

671

: 00:27:12

base three species or something weird,

where someone who's, they're not, they

672

: 00:27:16

don't count in tens, they count in fives,

or they count in twelves, or something

673

: 00:27:20

fucking funky, all math breaks instantly.

674

: 00:27:25

It is useless for communication.

675

: 00:27:28

You could use binary, I suppose,

and hope that they get that,

676

: 00:27:32

but it's, it's fucking messy.

677

: 00:27:35

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the

678

: 00:27:36

fact that you just said Carl Sagan.

679

: 00:27:39

What the...

680

: 00:27:41

Do you mean Carl Sagan?

681

: 00:27:44

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, Sagan, my B.

682

: 00:27:45

How do you pronounce the name

of this American astronomer?

683

: 00:27:50

Sagan, not Sagan, Sagan.

684

: 00:27:53

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

We just had a conversation about

685

: 00:27:54

the connect pronunciation of thuh,

which apparently I've been getting

686

: 00:27:58

wrong this is my entire life.

687

: 00:28:00

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I,

688

: 00:28:01

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And now I'm questioning

689

: 00:28:02

everything Carl Sagan.

690

: 00:28:05

, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I, I've been pronouncing it wrong for

691

: 00:28:07

forever because I read his books long

before I had the ability to watch

692

: 00:28:11

Cosmos and hear it pronounced properly.

693

: 00:28:14

And it's just my brain just defaults

back because I learned it by reading

694

: 00:28:19

and not hearing anyone actually say it.

695

: 00:28:21

, victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

okay.

696

: 00:28:22

We'll see.

697

: 00:28:22

I'm very familiar with him because,

, my cousin is a very devout atheist.

698

: 00:28:28

And he, he's one of those guys who,

he is so atheist he takes any fuckin

699

: 00:28:32

opportunity to tell you why you're

wrong for believing in anything.

700

: 00:28:36

And yeah, Carl Sagan is his,

like, god and master, so...

701

: 00:28:41

Yeah.

702

: 00:28:42

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

703

: 00:28:42

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm...

704

: 00:28:43

Uh.

705

: 00:28:44

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

fun.

706

: 00:28:45

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Heh

707

: 00:28:45

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

sound like a great time at parties.

708

: 00:28:47

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh yeah, yeah, he's...

709

: 00:28:48

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I, I, as, as somebody who earned a,

710

: 00:28:51

degree in, in religious studies in

college, I know exactly the kind of person

711

: 00:28:56

you're talking about and you want to know

how to make them, I don't know what kind

712

: 00:29:00

of relationship you have, but if you want

to make him the angriest he's ever been,

713

: 00:29:05

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

714

: 00:29:06

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

all you have to do is talk

715

: 00:29:08

about how atheism is a religion.

716

: 00:29:11

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, well, yeah.

717

: 00:29:13

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it makes, it makes some of

718

: 00:29:14

them so unbelievably mad.

719

: 00:29:17

And it's like.

720

: 00:29:18

There are books, there are places of

worship even, there are people who have

721

: 00:29:22

been elevated to, to, , to prophets,

, people go and proselytize, , as somebody

722

: 00:29:27

who wrote papers, and, and, like It

meets every criteria I need, , to, to

723

: 00:29:33

talk about it as, you know, somebody

who got a degree in religious studies.

724

: 00:29:37

, and some people get real

out of shape about that.

725

: 00:29:41

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'll put that on my to do list to piss

726

: 00:29:43

off Cousin Mason when I get a chance.

727

: 00:29:45

Awesome.

728

: 00:29:47

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So next, we, , we get to

729

: 00:29:49

the machine breaking down.

730

: 00:29:51

Hey, , we need to, , to

let O'Neil rest for a bit.

731

: 00:29:55

, so hey, we're gonna knock you out.

732

: 00:29:57

We'll come back to you in a little bit.

733

: 00:29:59

But then what happens, everybody?

734

: 00:30:01

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Dr.

735

: 00:30:02

Jackson's turn, and then

in short order, Captain

736

: 00:30:05

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

run and do the same, , the

737

: 00:30:06

same shtick over again.

738

: 00:30:08

This time on, Daniel Jackson,

and then on Captain Carter.

739

: 00:30:11

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

740

: 00:30:13

, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Captain Carter's next with the

741

: 00:30:14

clip show device, and they take

us to, , Apotheosis defeat,

742

: 00:30:19

,

-: 1041

743

: 00:30:20

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Apothis, , there is a ship in a

744

: 00:30:22

Stargate With a ship with a Stargate

inside of it that is working, which

745

: 00:30:28

completely blows out the tracking

the coordinates to the other Stargate

746

: 00:30:32

theory I had just destroys it utterly,

, that just would not be possible.

747

: 00:30:37

So I got all the Stargate shit

wrong in the first episode, shooting

748

: 00:30:42

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That's okay.

749

: 00:30:42

So did the producers.

750

: 00:30:43

So, yeah, which I also, I'd like

to just point out real quick that

751

: 00:30:49

I should have totally made this

a prediction because I called it.

752

: 00:30:54

I called it.

753

: 00:30:54

They destroyed those ships by fucking

ranting them because that is the best

754

: 00:30:59

thing to do in any sci fi space show.

755

: 00:31:01

Is to ramming speed the bad guys.

756

: 00:31:04

That always works.

757

: 00:31:06

And I love that they did that, and

I should have made it a prediction,

758

: 00:31:08

because damn, that was epic.

759

: 00:31:10

And they even, , I think it was Carter,

even said the magic line of PUNCH IT TEAL!

760

: 00:31:15

When they were escaping the, the, the

explosion of the ramming and everything.

761

: 00:31:20

That was, ah, that was a beautiful scene.

762

: 00:31:22

Yeah, when, when we're done with this,

763

: 00:31:24

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

drives his fist through the console.

764

: 00:31:26

He's like, Why did you want me to do that?

765

: 00:31:28

It's like, It's a human idiom!

766

: 00:31:30

He's like, Why didn't you just

say, Push on the throttle?

767

: 00:31:32

I implicitly trusted you that

there was something wrong with

768

: 00:31:35

the ship that I must destroy.

769

: 00:31:38

, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Jack dropped some grenades on

770

: 00:31:40

the shield generators here.

771

: 00:31:42

Hi, I'm Derek Bum, and I'm declaring

war on toilets with new Toilet Grenade.

772

: 00:31:48

Just pull the pin, pop it in

the bowl, pop the lid down, and

773

: 00:31:54

let Toilet Grenade do the rest.

774

: 00:31:56

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, this was so great.

775

: 00:31:57

There's, there's, , there's a

guide who's like, We must, , climb

776

: 00:32:00

down several stories and then

have our gear lowered to us.

777

: 00:32:03

At which point we must, and then he looks

over and there's O'Neil just, Grenades!

778

: 00:32:08

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

779

: 00:32:10

That was dope.

780

: 00:32:11

That was

781

: 00:32:11

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Now, , I do have one question here.

782

: 00:32:16

, and this is a question

specifically for Vic.

783

: 00:32:19

, while, , while we have our, our

SG 1 crew sneaking around, , the,

784

: 00:32:24

the space pyramids, we see whole,

like, squads of, of guys just

785

: 00:32:32

marching around through the halls.

786

: 00:32:34

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Like the Serpentorg

787

: 00:32:35

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I understand, yeah, I understand

788

: 00:32:39

on a, , you know, on a military

installation, there are probably guys

789

: 00:32:43

who are on guard duty, on patrol.

790

: 00:32:46

Do you ever just march 20

guys around through the halls,

791

: 00:32:49

just looking out for stuff?

792

: 00:32:51

Ha ha

793

: 00:32:53

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

in trouble, like as a punishment,

794

: 00:32:55

Yeah, and something else, this is

just a beautiful sci fi trope, or

795

: 00:33:03

just a um, TV trope in general.

796

: 00:33:06

, none of those motherfuckers

have name tags.

797

: 00:33:08

That is just bad, bad

form right there, man.

798

: 00:33:11

You were just asking to get your, your

shit invaded from the inside out, man.

799

: 00:33:16

Just like, no, put some damn

name tags on your goons.

800

: 00:33:19

So you know if your goons

are your goons or not.

801

: 00:33:22

You know?

802

: 00:33:24

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That's the other downside of face

803

: 00:33:25

masks, where it's just like, I

haven't seen you here before.

804

: 00:33:28

I'm new, we're on a space

805

: 00:33:30

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha!

806

: 00:33:34

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

is no one new.

807

: 00:33:36

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

808

: 00:33:38

Oh, , also I made a note of in this,

in this particular clip, the, , the

809

: 00:33:42

guy that they're escaping with.

810

: 00:33:43

And I think he's in a

couple more clips too.

811

: 00:33:46

I know that actor.

812

: 00:33:48

I know I wrote down, uh, dollar store

count Dooku, uh, because he, he, he,

813

: 00:33:54

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

814

: 00:33:55

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

because I thought, I thought

815

: 00:33:56

that was, , Christopher Lee.

816

: 00:33:57

Am I getting that right?

817

: 00:33:58

I thought

818

: 00:33:59

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that's...

819

: 00:33:59

that's...

820

: 00:34:00

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

but apparently he's another one

821

: 00:34:02

of those, he's another that guy

who's been in like everything.

822

: 00:34:05

Cause I swear I've seen

him, , in everything.

823

: 00:34:08

Ha ha ha.

824

: 00:34:10

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

so as part of this we do see them

825

: 00:34:12

blow up the two ships, and so

I'm going to say, last time on.

826

: 00:34:15

That is the thing they're referencing

when O'Neal and Carter got their, , their

827

: 00:34:20

medals for blowing up the two ships.

828

: 00:34:22

, but, as part of that, they're

remembering who are the, , Ga'uld who

829

: 00:34:26

were fighting against Apophis, who, you

know, hey, maybe an enemy of an enemy

830

: 00:34:32

is a friend, and they mention Sakaar.

831

: 00:34:35

, Who we hadn't seen before, but

he's somehow able to get his

832

: 00:34:38

face on the other side of the

833

: 00:34:39

, victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

he's the giant red face guy.

834

: 00:34:41

That was unexpected.

835

: 00:34:43

Yeah.

836

: 00:34:43

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And then we see, , Haru Ur.

837

: 00:34:45

,

-: 1041

838

: 00:34:47

Hell

839

: 00:34:47

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah.

840

: 00:34:48

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I mean, it's the same starship troopering,

841

: 00:34:49

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

seen this saw this last episode.

842

: 00:34:53

Like, I'm I'm not impressed.

843

: 00:34:54

Like, I didn't forget it.

844

: 00:34:55

It was last

845

: 00:34:56

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the, the Sons of Anarchy

846

: 00:34:57

looking guy that I wrote down.

847

: 00:35:00

Yep.

848

: 00:35:01

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And then we get, uh, A lot

849

: 00:35:04

of time spent with , Hathor.

850

: 00:35:06

, who's a lady gold.

851

: 00:35:07

, who, , Jaffa's O'Neal,

852

: 00:35:11

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That was interesting.

853

: 00:35:12

Did you notice

854

: 00:35:13

that she did Did you notice that

she went to remove her bra to reveal

855

: 00:35:21

another bra right underneath it?

856

: 00:35:26

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

get a scene where she's like in a

857

: 00:35:29

bathtub, which I'm guessing is like

a birthing chamber or something

858

: 00:35:34

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that's not a bathtub, that is

859

: 00:35:35

a, that is a medical whirlpool.

860

: 00:35:38

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

861

: 00:35:39

That

862

: 00:35:40

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

uh, why is it start on fire?

863

: 00:35:42

Sure.

864

: 00:35:46

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

if I'm, okay, I'm going to, , I'm

865

: 00:35:49

going to take that as a what

happened her, and so Jaffare, I'm

866

: 00:35:52

going to say what happened her.

867

: 00:35:54

What the hell happened?

868

: 00:35:58

But I got the band!

869

: 00:35:59

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Go for

870

: 00:35:59

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

you guys didn't know this.

871

: 00:36:01

, Ga'uld blood reacts with

water in a combustible form.

872

: 00:36:08

, so when the blood mixes with

water, once it, , once it

873

: 00:36:11

reaches the top, it hits the air.

874

: 00:36:15

and so that is why, , they immediately,

, went, went on fire once she was shot.

875

: 00:36:19

That is why they went to, , oh, dang it,

now I'm blanking on the name, Dune Planet,

876

: 00:36:26

,

-: 1041

877

: 00:36:27

Yeah, the

878

: 00:36:28

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Abydos.

879

: 00:36:29

, that is why they went to Abydos.

880

: 00:36:30

That is why when they came

to Earth, they went to Egypt.

881

: 00:36:34

Places that are dry, like, hey,

yeah, okay, the Nile Valley,

882

: 00:36:39

like, the Nile River, beautiful,

like, wonderful, like, verdant.

883

: 00:36:43

We're going out here, where it's

kinda deserty, , where we're

884

: 00:36:46

safe, and now we subjugate you.

885

: 00:36:50

You know where we haven't

seen any, , any, , golds?

886

: 00:36:53

Island chains.

887

: 00:36:54

,

-: 1041

888

: 00:36:55

This logic is check it out.

889

: 00:36:56

Ben.

890

: 00:36:57

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah.

891

: 00:36:58

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

But, but then why, why did she,

892

: 00:37:02

why did she put all the ghouls

in with her to take a bath?

893

: 00:37:06

Is that part of a ritual, or is

that some kind of birthing thing?

894

: 00:37:09

Like, why

895

: 00:37:10

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's just bath time.

896

: 00:37:11

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's just...

897

: 00:37:11

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

baby got a bath.

898

: 00:37:15

You think I will?

899

: 00:37:16

Don't shit themselves when they're babies.

900

: 00:37:17

Everything shits itself when it's a baby.

901

: 00:37:19

It's part of being a baby.

902

: 00:37:21

, so there's this burning bathtub

and there's this scene where like

903

: 00:37:25

Daniel's like upset and stuff, right?

904

: 00:37:27

And crying at the burning bathtub.

905

: 00:37:29

You can actually see half Thor running

away out the back door behind this scene.

906

: 00:37:35

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I caught that.

907

: 00:37:36

I was curious

908

: 00:37:37

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

did not!

909

: 00:37:38

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

She just is, yeah, walking out.

910

: 00:37:41

Like,

911

: 00:37:41

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, kind of casually,

912

: 00:37:43

like it's real weird.

913

: 00:37:45

Oh

914

: 00:37:54

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, well, the, the, the stunt, the

915

: 00:37:57

stunt looks okay, like, everybody's

eyes are taken to the fire.

916

: 00:38:01

You can see them going

out through the door.

917

: 00:38:03

, do we have coverage on that?

918

: 00:38:05

No.

919

: 00:38:07

We're bringing it back.

920

: 00:38:08

It's, it's gonna be a, a, a surprise.

921

: 00:38:10

Hey, , season ending reveal, right?

922

: 00:38:12

, kinda like when they accidentally got the

cameraman in, , Twin Peaks, and suddenly

923

: 00:38:17

he became the bad guy of the show.

924

: 00:38:20

Where it's just like.

925

: 00:38:21

Oops, we accidentally caught the

stunt person running out of the room.

926

: 00:38:24

Ah, we always planned it this way.

927

: 00:38:27

How did they get over there?

928

: 00:38:31

Didn't Captain Carter shoot

her 12 times in the face?

929

: 00:38:39

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm also wondering if this is just

930

: 00:38:40

something they didn't worry about back

then because like when I saw the show for

931

: 00:38:44

the first time it was on 90s television

CRT TV with a coat hanger on it where

932

: 00:38:51

you know half the time I was wiggling

it around and it was all popcorny anyway

933

: 00:38:55

so you couldn't make out half the shit.

934

: 00:38:58

So, I'm wondering if that's just

something we're, like we've discussed

935

: 00:39:01

before, the magic of the HD upscaling.

936

: 00:39:03

This is something that we're

only seeing now, you know?

937

: 00:39:06

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it was not meant to be seen

938

: 00:39:08

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

939

: 00:39:09

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

One thing I do like I know it is the

940

: 00:39:12

oldest oldest gripe in the book But I do

I do hate this Hey, we're having a thing

941

: 00:39:22

that Reads your memory and projects it.

942

: 00:39:26

Why is it showing scenes where

the character's not there?

943

: 00:39:30

If, if, if Carter's remembering

all the Hathor stuff, like,

944

: 00:39:33

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it should be from

945

: 00:39:34

first person view, yeah.

946

: 00:39:35

Yeah.

947

: 00:39:42

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

scene.

948

: 00:39:43

, it's just watching Daniel Jackson in

her before they get into the room.

949

: 00:39:46

It's like, she should, like, And I,

I, I know it's probably, like, They

950

: 00:39:51

told her what happened, And now she

is remembering the whole entirety of

951

: 00:39:54

the story, But I still just, I just...

952

: 00:39:57

hate the, We've come up with

some sort of like narrative way

953

: 00:40:00

to have a clip show, but it's like

showing stuff you wouldn't know.

954

: 00:40:09

At least when they did it on TNG,

they're like, we have cameras

955

: 00:40:12

recording the episode and we're just

gonna show it to you, number one.

956

: 00:40:17

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I was just gonna point out that,

957

: 00:40:18

, that last scene, I'm pretty sure

that scene with her and the...

958

: 00:40:22

Not her, Hathor and the bathtub

of fire with all the gould in it.

959

: 00:40:26

I'm pretty sure that was seen,

that scene, the entire scene

960

: 00:40:29

was filmed inside a locker room.

961

: 00:40:32

A shower room in a locker room somewhere.

962

: 00:40:34

That was, that was odd.

963

: 00:40:36

I don't know if that's supposed

to be an alien birthing

964

: 00:40:39

chamber or if that's or if they

965

: 00:40:41

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I got the impression it was at SG one.

966

: 00:40:45

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

967

: 00:40:45

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Okay, that makes sense.

968

: 00:40:46

I can see that happening.

969

: 00:40:47

Yeah

970

: 00:40:48

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Also, I got punched in the mosh pit at

971

: 00:40:50

a Hathor and the flaming bathtub show.

972

: 00:40:56

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Rawr!

973

: 00:40:57

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The pit, the pit at that

974

: 00:40:58

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

a heavy metal riff.

975

: 00:40:59

Just

976

: 00:41:00

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

uh, but then,

977

: 00:41:02

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ha ha ha.

978

: 00:41:03

Ha

979

: 00:41:05

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

but then we get the real, , the,

980

: 00:41:07

the real twist of the episode.

981

: 00:41:10

We have Teal Quake up.

982

: 00:41:12

No, no cryogenic freezing.

983

: 00:41:15

And who's looking at him?

984

: 00:41:18

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Boss Hammond.

985

: 00:41:19

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

986

: 00:41:20

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

General Hammond.

987

: 00:41:21

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ha ha ha.

988

: 00:41:24

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

he's been out for three weeks.

989

: 00:41:27

And we learned that the crew's being

held by the Gould, or at least someone

990

: 00:41:32

commanding multiple groups of Jaffa

soldiers, as we see them marching

991

: 00:41:37

around as, , Jack sneaks around.

992

: 00:41:40

, Teal'c wants to go search for SG 1, uh,

but they say that the planet that they

993

: 00:41:44

were on has been completely scorched,

994

: 00:41:48

So, what's the paper say about tomorrow?

995

: 00:41:49

Another scorcher.

996

: 00:41:50

Cool.

997

: 00:41:53

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

so he resigns rather than

998

: 00:41:55

not be permitted to search.

999

: 00:41:56

Ha

: 1000

00:41:57,321 --> 00:41:58,721

-: 1041

And can I just say that this

: 1001

00:41:59,061 --> 00:42:03,611

scene right here, I counted how

many times General Hammond told

: 1002

00:42:03,611 --> 00:42:05,201

him, no, I can't let you do that.

: 1003

00:42:05,211 --> 00:42:08,431

It's five fucking times Teal asked.

: 1004

00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:13,271

I felt like this was, this was

like one of those things where

: 1005

00:42:13,271 --> 00:42:14,766

you're playing a video game that.

: 1006

00:42:15,036 --> 00:42:18,626

Obviously has a quest that it wants

you to do, and you keep picking the

: 1007

00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:22,436

wrong dialogue options, you know,

and it's like, Oh, I can't let you do

: 1008

00:42:22,436 --> 00:42:23,946

that, Teal'c, and he says, but I must.

: 1009

00:42:23,996 --> 00:42:27,206

He asks him three times, and

then he says, Teal'c straight up

: 1010

00:42:27,206 --> 00:42:28,916

doesn't ask and says, I'm going.

: 1011

00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,966

And again, General Hammond

says, I can't let you do that.

: 1012

00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:32,986

Well, I quit.

: 1013

00:42:33,106 --> 00:42:35,216

Well, I can't let you

do that, he said again.

: 1014

00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,106

He's like, no, I fucking quit just now.

: 1015

00:42:37,326 --> 00:42:38,326

I'm, I'm, I'm done.

: 1016

00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:38,696

I'm out.

: 1017

00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:39,186

I quit.

: 1018

00:42:39,596 --> 00:42:41,661

He's, again, he tells him,

I can't let you do that.

: 1019

00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:44,671

Like, God, that was hilarious.

: 1020

00:42:46,336 --> 00:42:48,906

-: 1041

I, I do, I do like though that, It,

: 1021

00:42:48,926 --> 00:42:55,556

it does imply, at least with the

acting, that part of the reason why

: 1022

00:42:55,566 --> 00:42:59,876

Hammond is so resistant to it is,

like, the second bit he comes to is,

: 1023

00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:02,286

like, the, man, like, you can't...

: 1024

00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:08,516

You, like, you know a lot, uh, and we

don't want to, like, like, a lot of

: 1025

00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:12,316

sci fi shows, when you've got, like,

the general character, that would be

: 1026

00:43:12,316 --> 00:43:15,456

their first thing, it's like, you know

too much, I can't allow you to leave.

: 1027

00:43:16,776 --> 00:43:20,676

But it felt like the first and foremost

thing was he felt honestly, like,

: 1028

00:43:20,686 --> 00:43:24,496

genuinely, like, I don't want you to go.

: 1029

00:43:24,786 --> 00:43:26,256

Like, you're part of the crew, man.

: 1030

00:43:26,266 --> 00:43:28,226

You're Yeah, we're in this together!

: 1031

00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:29,176

You can't leave!

: 1032

00:43:29,336 --> 00:43:29,776

-: 1041

yeah, some

: 1033

00:43:29,926 --> 00:43:32,566

-: 1041

Everyone else is Everyone else is gone!

: 1034

00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:34,126

I can't lose lose you too!

: 1035

00:43:34,526 --> 00:43:39,626

Uh, and so I appreciated that it

wasn't, like, Hammond is not, uh,

: 1036

00:43:40,111 --> 00:43:47,701

Our, you know, uh, standard general

or police captain, like, Go out there

: 1037

00:43:47,701 --> 00:43:49,831

and fight the ghoul, you got 24 hours.

: 1038

00:43:49,991 --> 00:43:52,721

You know, bring me the case

or bring me your badges.

: 1039

00:43:52,941 --> 00:43:53,251

Uh,

: 1040

00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:56,626

-: 1041

Yeah, Hammonds, he's got some, he had

: 1041

00:43:56,626 --> 00:43:58,516

some Picard energy there towards the end.

: 1042

00:43:58,516 --> 00:43:59,816

He had some real compassion.

: 1043

00:44:00,351 --> 00:44:01,471

-: 1041

that's just cause he's bald.

: 1044

00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:06,476

-: 1041

Yeah, well, okay, fine, but yeah, I wrote

: 1045

00:44:06,476 --> 00:44:12,116

down in my notes that when he finally,

when General Hammond finally agreed to

: 1046

00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:15,666

let him go, I wrote down in my notes,

, Teal finally passed his speech check.

: 1047

00:44:16,326 --> 00:44:21,446

So I was like, okay, I'll let him go.

: 1048

00:44:21,521 --> 00:44:21,791

-: 1041

Yep.

: 1049

00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:25,871

So, Teal's gonna piece out, , Jack finds

out that they're on a Gould ship and that

: 1050

00:44:25,876 --> 00:44:27,941

the clip show device is fucking with him.

: 1051

00:44:28,441 --> 00:44:30,241

, he finds Sam's and freeze her.

: 1052

00:44:30,591 --> 00:44:36,031

They dodge their captors, find Daniel

free him, and then they find out a bunch

: 1053

00:44:36,031 --> 00:44:39,231

of shit is fake in rapid succession.

: 1054

00:44:39,231 --> 00:44:40,251

Fake doors.

: 1055

00:44:40,521 --> 00:44:41,601

Fake Stargates.

: 1056

00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:44,591

-: 1041

I did appreciate that.

: 1057

00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:49,041

So one, we see O'Neil has stopped

the sedative from going into

: 1058

00:44:49,051 --> 00:44:50,371

his body by pinching it off.

: 1059

00:44:51,101 --> 00:44:56,701

Uh, then he, he knocks out his, his nurse

doctor, , steals the clothes and then

: 1060

00:44:56,711 --> 00:45:01,421

while he, uh, he does a little walkabout

while he's , Agent 47ing, , and then

: 1061

00:45:01,421 --> 00:45:06,321

he wakes up Carter and he's just like,

Hey, you see how I stole the clothes?

: 1062

00:45:06,501 --> 00:45:07,771

Go steal that guy's clothes.

: 1063

00:45:08,001 --> 00:45:09,881

, he actually has to explicitly tell her.

: 1064

00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:13,311

And then when they're wandering

around looking for Daniel Jackson,

: 1065

00:45:13,871 --> 00:45:18,591

I noticed they have absolutely

polar opposite, , jacket buttoning.

: 1066

00:45:20,131 --> 00:45:23,741

He has only buttoned the top

button, , like he's an extra in

: 1067

00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:26,871

a, , a 90s, , Hispanic , gang film.

: 1068

00:45:27,281 --> 00:45:31,361

Uh, and she has only

buttoned the bottom button.

: 1069

00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,671

-: 1041

Oh wow, I didn't catch that at

: 1070

00:45:33,876 --> 00:45:34,416

-: 1041

And I'm just like,

: 1071

00:45:34,571 --> 00:45:36,721

-: 1041

Oh, I'm seeing it right now on the screen.

: 1072

00:45:36,991 --> 00:45:39,241

I got this episode playing

on my TV in the background.

: 1073

00:45:39,241 --> 00:45:40,031

Yeah, that's...

: 1074

00:45:41,821 --> 00:45:42,531

That's interesting.

: 1075

00:45:44,631 --> 00:45:48,131

Yeah, and O'Neal straight up

notices the Stargate and I

: 1076

00:45:48,141 --> 00:45:49,421

appreciate that he said, It's fake.

: 1077

00:45:50,932 --> 00:45:51,492

It's a fake.

: 1078

00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,580

-: 1041

Also, while I do appreciate that

: 1079

00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:03,780

this episode, while being a clip

show, It still has probably 30

: 1080

00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:05,360

minutes of real episode in it.

: 1081

00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:09,140

, Like it's got more real

episode than most clip shows.

: 1082

00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,340

,

-: 1041

: 1083

00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,540

I thought it was really well done.

: 1084

00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:19,760

Like the setup for making a clip

show in the season finale, it

: 1085

00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:24,210

was, the writing was, setting

up this plot is very well done.

: 1086

00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,190

I gotta say, very awesome.

: 1087

00:46:26,190 --> 00:46:28,140

I don't have any complaints about it.

: 1088

00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,500

I was super impressed.

: 1089

00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,410

You know, I know I've been hating

on the, hating on the Stargate,

: 1090

00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:33,740

but this one I was very impressed.

: 1091

00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,560

-: 1041

the problem I have with this episode

: 1092

00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:44,700

is there are bits where it's like, Oh

no, we are, uh, we're 45 seconds short.

: 1093

00:46:44,990 --> 00:46:45,930

What are we gonna do?

: 1094

00:46:46,950 --> 00:46:51,370

Well, what if O'Neil takes his

sweet time braining this nurse

: 1095

00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:53,340

before he rescues Captain Carter?

: 1096

00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,040

I don't know if this

stood out to you guys.

: 1097

00:46:56,500 --> 00:47:02,380

He walks in, sees this guy like, boopin

on his buttons over, over Captain Carter.

: 1098

00:47:03,430 --> 00:47:05,350

Sneaks over, like in real time.

: 1099

00:47:05,545 --> 00:47:06,045

-: 1041

Oh yeah, that

: 1100

00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:08,760

-: 1041

Quietly picks up a metal canister.

: 1101

00:47:09,290 --> 00:47:10,320

Looks at the guy.

: 1102

00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,572

-: 1041

hee hee

: 1103

00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:13,090

-: 1041

Scooches a little closer.

: 1104

00:47:14,110 --> 00:47:17,770

at him like, he's got like, it, it

felt like he kept waiting for the guy

: 1105

00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:20,570

to like, turn around and go, HUUUH?

: 1106

00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:21,800

So he could clobber him.

: 1107

00:47:22,550 --> 00:47:25,720

And, and I felt like he was just like,

This guy's gotta know it's me now, right?

: 1108

00:47:26,530 --> 00:47:26,880

No?

: 1109

00:47:27,385 --> 00:47:27,625

-: 1041

nope.

: 1110

00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,739

Hee hee hee hee hee Hee hee

: 1111

00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,520

-: 1041

No, he's still not noticing me?

: 1112

00:47:32,190 --> 00:47:34,890

Okay, fine, just clobberst

him in the back of the head.

: 1113

00:47:34,945 --> 00:47:38,495

-: 1041

hee Yeah, that reminded me of another

: 1114

00:47:38,495 --> 00:47:43,485

note I put down, is that , There was some

really weird, when he wakes up Carter,

: 1115

00:47:43,495 --> 00:47:45,805

she's in the middle of a clip show scene.

: 1116

00:47:46,315 --> 00:47:52,195

Where there's some kind of weird fucking

thorn harpoon device that they're doing,

: 1117

00:47:52,310 --> 00:47:54,860

-: 1041

Yeah, it's a bomb with harpoons,

: 1118

00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:57,075

-: 1041

Yeah, and he gets stuck to the wall and

: 1119

00:47:57,075 --> 00:48:02,355

that just, I felt like that added nothing

to the story or the plot here at all.

: 1120

00:48:02,365 --> 00:48:05,875

Like, I don't see how that possibly could

have been relevant, like maybe if I had

: 1121

00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:07,385

seen the episode I would understand.

: 1122

00:48:08,545 --> 00:48:09,015

Or,

: 1123

00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,390

-: 1041

if I'm to make an assumption.

: 1124

00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:16,300

It's because she had just heard

that O'Neil was dead, and she was

: 1125

00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:20,210

remembering a time where where they

thought O'Neil was going to die.

: 1126

00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:21,495

-: 1041

that makes sense, yeah.

: 1127

00:48:22,510 --> 00:48:25,120

-: 1041

Also, am I crazy?

: 1128

00:48:27,055 --> 00:48:27,895

-: 1041

Well, hold up, my other

: 1129

00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:29,830

-: 1041

That that exact thing happened

: 1130

00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,280

in Star Trek Enterprise, right?

: 1131

00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:33,025

-: 1041

Did it?

: 1132

00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:35,235

Someone was harpooned to a wall?

: 1133

00:48:35,805 --> 00:48:38,105

-: 1041

Well, no, Trip gets harpooned with a

: 1134

00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:42,295

mine, or is, uh, it's, I know, uh, uh,

: 1135

00:48:42,405 --> 00:48:43,935

-: 1041

like on a trip miners.

: 1136

00:48:43,945 --> 00:48:44,705

He's on a mine.

: 1137

00:48:44,705 --> 00:48:45,405

Yeah.

: 1138

00:48:45,495 --> 00:48:45,985

-: 1041

uh,

: 1139

00:48:46,205 --> 00:48:47,555

-: 1041

I vaguely remember

: 1140

00:48:47,845 --> 00:48:48,275

-: 1041

Oh!

: 1141

00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:49,605

-: 1041

blanking on the, who's

: 1142

00:48:49,605 --> 00:48:50,775

the tactical officer?

: 1143

00:48:50,955 --> 00:48:52,825

Uh, Reed.

: 1144

00:48:53,915 --> 00:48:56,305

-: 1041

Yeah, Malcolm R Reed, I think is his name.

: 1145

00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:57,515

And, yeah,

: 1146

00:48:57,805 --> 00:48:58,845

-: 1041

Oh no, yeah, okay, I

: 1147

00:48:59,325 --> 00:49:00,425

-: 1041

They're on the outside...

: 1148

00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:04,035

Yeah, they're on the outside of

the ship trying to disarm a mine

: 1149

00:49:04,035 --> 00:49:05,165

that got lodged in the hull.

: 1150

00:49:05,815 --> 00:49:08,025

-: 1041

yeah, and one of them gets harpooned.

: 1151

00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:09,815

-: 1041

Okay, yeah, I think that's,

: 1152

00:49:09,825 --> 00:49:10,735

I think that's right, yeah.

: 1153

00:49:11,325 --> 00:49:15,545

Well, my other theory was that this,

that particular episode and that scene

: 1154

00:49:15,555 --> 00:49:19,245

with the, the harpoon, whatever the

hell it is, , my other theory is that

: 1155

00:49:19,245 --> 00:49:22,495

was a very expensive , episode to

produce, and the producers were like,

: 1156

00:49:22,495 --> 00:49:24,605

we're gonna get our fuckin money out

of this, put it in the clip show.

: 1157

00:49:24,605 --> 00:49:26,359

Ha ha ha ha.

: 1158

00:49:26,359 --> 00:49:27,675

Ha ha ha

: 1159

00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:29,740

-: 1041

While they are getting out there,

: 1160

00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:33,250

though, , Carter does mention that,

, they, , must have been able to detect

: 1161

00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:35,550

the, , the Noctiva in her system.

: 1162

00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:38,080

So, Ja'far, I have to ask you.

: 1163

00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:39,045

-: 1041

ha.

: 1164

00:49:39,755 --> 00:49:40,465

What the hell happened?

: 1165

00:49:43,015 --> 00:49:43,873

But I got the band!

: 1166

00:49:45,063 --> 00:49:45,313

-: 1041

Yes.

: 1167

00:49:45,408 --> 00:49:46,828

-: 1041

Noctiva in her blood?

: 1168

00:49:46,998 --> 00:49:47,840

-: 1041

ha

: 1169

00:49:47,843 --> 00:49:48,773

-: 1041

Oh fuck.

: 1170

00:49:48,923 --> 00:49:49,983

Um,

: 1171

00:49:50,643 --> 00:49:53,712

-: 1041

Ha ha ha ha.

: 1172

00:49:53,743 --> 00:49:54,993

-: 1041

you see, you just have to

: 1173

00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:56,913

parse the tacky on field,

: 1174

00:49:57,873 --> 00:49:58,173

-: 1041

Hmm.

: 1175

00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,643

-: 1041

with some positrons.

: 1176

00:50:00,348 --> 00:50:03,928

Uh, yeah, that doesn't make any, it never

: 1177

00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:05,148

-: 1041

While going through a subspace

: 1178

00:50:05,348 --> 00:50:06,268

-: 1041

Well, going through a subspace

: 1179

00:50:06,268 --> 00:50:08,068

anomaly, , wrong type of sci fi bullshit.

: 1180

00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:12,498

, no, this was a thing where, , she had

been poisoned when they were on a trip.

: 1181

00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:17,988

And this is the, , the antidote

was like the local's blood because

: 1182

00:50:17,988 --> 00:50:19,388

they're naturally immune to it.

: 1183

00:50:19,388 --> 00:50:20,178

So this is, uh,

: 1184

00:50:20,288 --> 00:50:21,748

-: 1041

now she's got alien blood.

: 1185

00:50:21,898 --> 00:50:23,818

-: 1041

well, I think it's human aliens,

: 1186

00:50:23,868 --> 00:50:25,848

not alien aliens, but yes.

: 1187

00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:29,308

-: 1041

So she had an alien transfusion

: 1188

00:50:29,308 --> 00:50:30,568

to save her life at some point.

: 1189

00:50:31,248 --> 00:50:32,348

Alien blood transfusion.

: 1190

00:50:32,368 --> 00:50:33,088

That makes sense.

: 1191

00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:33,778

Yeah.

: 1192

00:50:33,868 --> 00:50:34,228

-: 1041

Alright,

: 1193

00:50:35,548 --> 00:50:39,887

-: 1041

yeah,

: 1194

00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:42,498

-: 1041

they, , they make their way back to

: 1195

00:50:42,508 --> 00:50:49,238

the Stargate, , and are looking around

the room, and O'Neil kicks it and

: 1196

00:50:49,238 --> 00:50:55,878

goes, it's fake, uh, and, , I just,

that makes me believe he has, on more

: 1197

00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:59,858

than one occasion, kicked the real

Stargate, he's like, real Stargate

: 1198

00:50:59,858 --> 00:51:03,308

ain't hollow, I know, I know this stuff.

: 1199

00:51:03,768 --> 00:51:04,858

-: 1041

I could see him doing that.

: 1200

00:51:05,108 --> 00:51:05,628

I could see him

: 1201

00:51:05,723 --> 00:51:08,403

-: 1041

Oh, absolutely, it's totally in character.

: 1202

00:51:08,428 --> 00:51:08,508

-: 1041

it!

: 1203

00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:15,198

Yeah, that wasn't the first

time he's kicked the Stargate.

: 1204

00:51:17,678 --> 00:51:18,668

-: 1041

so that while they're kicking the

: 1205

00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:24,768

Stargate half Thor shows up, she wants

information and is going to turn 1 of

: 1206

00:51:24,768 --> 00:51:27,158

the 3 of them into a gold to get it.

: 1207

00:51:27,158 --> 00:51:27,802

Yeah.

: 1208

00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:30,813

-: 1041

I love the line from O'Neal at this point.

: 1209

00:51:30,853 --> 00:51:35,673

I wrote it down because he says, Oh, I so

hoped I'd never see you again in my life.

: 1210

00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:40,033

I am, dude, next month when I have

to go back into work to turn in my

: 1211

00:51:40,033 --> 00:51:43,393

retirement paperwork, I am, there are

so many people I'm going to say that to.

: 1212

00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,743

Ah, that was beautiful.

: 1213

00:51:47,936 --> 00:51:49,466

I haven't paid into the pension either.

: 1214

00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:50,906

What'll I do when I retire?

: 1215

00:51:50,986 --> 00:51:52,286

I thought you were retired.

: 1216

00:51:52,356 --> 00:51:54,586

Hey, I don't see you

planning for your old age.

: 1217

00:51:54,646 --> 00:51:55,606

I got plans.

: 1218

00:51:55,776 --> 00:51:58,286

I'm gonna turn my on off switch to off..

: 1219

00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,806

-: 1041

Yeah, , and we end on a cliffhanger.

: 1220

00:52:02,026 --> 00:52:06,866

They all turn down living lives

of luxury in a ghoul court.

: 1221

00:52:08,066 --> 00:52:12,326

, because, well one, it does seem

like, , Hathor is like, Hey, I want

: 1222

00:52:12,326 --> 00:52:16,366

to, like, kill everybody, like all

the other, , big bads you've seen.

: 1223

00:52:16,756 --> 00:52:17,576

Help me out.

: 1224

00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:19,116

And...

: 1225

00:52:20,021 --> 00:52:24,161

, they seem to have a, I'm guessing

from the episode she was in,

: 1226

00:52:24,231 --> 00:52:28,181

a natural predisposition to

be like, Hey, screw you, lady.

: 1227

00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,771

Um,

: 1228

00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:32,546

-: 1041

She doesn't seem very trustworthy, no.

: 1229

00:52:33,021 --> 00:52:34,321

-: 1041

It's just, it's very different

: 1230

00:52:34,321 --> 00:52:36,061

than when we first met Haru Ur.

: 1231

00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:38,251

And they were just like,

hey, let's be buddies.

: 1232

00:52:38,271 --> 00:52:42,761

And he was like, how about I eat you

and I make your children my slaves.

: 1233

00:52:43,061 --> 00:52:45,531

, at least she's just like,

hey, let's be buddies.

: 1234

00:52:45,601 --> 00:52:47,616

And they're like, Ah, fooled me once!

: 1235

00:52:48,226 --> 00:52:49,276

Uh ha ha!

: 1236

00:52:49,636 --> 00:52:50,856

-: 1041

I wrote down in my notes here that,

: 1237

00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:55,846

, when she brings in the Jaffa Goon

that, that has, , the Gua'ul in his

: 1238

00:52:55,846 --> 00:52:58,246

belly, if you have the subtitles on.

: 1239

00:52:58,246 --> 00:53:04,286

When she goes and pulls it out of him to

go implant in one of the SG 1 guys, the

: 1240

00:53:04,316 --> 00:53:07,406

subtitles literally say, wet suction pop.

: 1241

00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:14,076

I have to screen cap that later

and turn it into a meme somehow.

: 1242

00:53:14,516 --> 00:53:15,306

Oh my god.

: 1243

00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,536

Wet suction pop.

: 1244

00:53:17,806 --> 00:53:18,556

What the fuck.

: 1245

00:53:18,786 --> 00:53:20,466

-: 1041

Wet suction pop is the worst

: 1246

00:53:20,496 --> 00:53:22,026

playlist on my Spotify.

: 1247

00:53:22,026 --> 00:53:23,056

Heh heh heh

: 1248

00:53:24,236 --> 00:53:26,916

-: 1041

Alternatively, is it the best

: 1249

00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:28,776

playlist on your Spotify?

: 1250

00:53:29,726 --> 00:53:31,806

-: 1041

That depends on how drunk you are, slash

: 1251

00:53:31,836 --> 00:53:33,106

what kind of drugs you're on, I think.

: 1252

00:53:33,226 --> 00:53:33,796

-: 1041

So.

: 1253

00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,046

-: 1041

Oh

: 1254

00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:37,966

-: 1041

Wet suction

: 1255

00:53:37,966 --> 00:53:42,966

pop is like a genre of music I

would listen to, so I have to,

: 1256

00:53:43,276 --> 00:53:44,300

-: 1041

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

: 1257

00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:44,446

Heh

: 1258

00:53:44,606 --> 00:53:47,416

-: 1041

I do have one, one gator hater point,

: 1259

00:53:47,546 --> 00:53:50,316

ding, for this show, and that is, they

: 1260

00:53:50,376 --> 00:53:52,686

-: 1041

we put the dings in post, Vic,

: 1261

00:53:53,705 --> 00:53:53,835

you.

: 1262

00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:54,165

don't have

: 1263

00:53:54,270 --> 00:53:55,390

-: 1041

Yeah, I

: 1264

00:53:55,405 --> 00:53:56,945

-: 1041

heh heh heh heh heh.

: 1265

00:53:57,090 --> 00:53:58,710

-: 1041

I did notice that they

: 1266

00:53:58,710 --> 00:53:59,870

brought it up twice.

: 1267

00:54:00,190 --> 00:54:03,800

Teal'c and General Hammond

made a point to say it.

: 1268

00:54:03,830 --> 00:54:06,810

And then later in the

episode, Sam Carter says it.

: 1269

00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,530

They said, oh, it's really strange

that Serpentor guards And Horus

: 1270

00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,210

Guards are working together.

: 1271

00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,870

And there was not Okay, I

might be wrong, Stargate fans.

: 1272

00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,880

You know, some of you guys

have seen every episode here.

: 1273

00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:21,770

Maybe I missed it.

: 1274

00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:24,380

But there was not a single fucking

Horus Guard in the entire show.

: 1275

00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:25,920

Those were Anubis Guards!

: 1276

00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,600

I I don't know shit about

Egyptology, but I know that!

: 1277

00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,200

I know those were not

Horus, they were Anubis!

: 1278

00:54:33,710 --> 00:54:35,130

How did you not get this right?

: 1279

00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,850

Like, for fuck's sake,

they're right there!

: 1280

00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:40,000

With the, the, the jackal faces.

: 1281

00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000

They don't look Horus is a goddamn bird!

: 1282

00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,240

How did you not know this?

: 1283

00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,900

Ah, that irritated the hell out of me.

: 1284

00:54:47,925 --> 00:54:48,035

-: 1041

I

: 1285

00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:51,815

know, and I was really sad because I was

really hoping to see, uh, Alpha Legion

: 1286

00:54:51,815 --> 00:54:53,645

and Black Legion teaming up together.

: 1287

00:54:55,435 --> 00:54:55,655

-: 1041

Is

: 1288

00:54:55,665 --> 00:54:57,775

-: 1041

a joke just for the two people

: 1289

00:54:57,775 --> 00:55:02,235

who know Warhammer enough to be

like, Ah yes, snakes, the alpha

: 1290

00:55:02,235 --> 00:55:04,355

legion, Horus, the black legion,

: 1291

00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:05,880

-: 1041

that, that that sounded

: 1292

00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,810

like a war hammer joke.

: 1293

00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,680

. So, yeah.

: 1294

00:55:08,985 --> 00:55:09,275

Yeah.

: 1295

00:55:09,925 --> 00:55:14,855

-: 1041

So, Vic, you see, the Horus heresy.

: 1296

00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:16,240

-: 1041

somewhat familiar with that, that

: 1297

00:55:16,395 --> 00:55:17,125

-: 1041

Please no.

: 1298

00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,240

-: 1041

I do love the lore of War Hammer 40 K,

: 1299

00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,731

just not the people who play the game.

: 1300

00:55:22,205 --> 00:55:22,845

-: 1041

Fair.

: 1301

00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:24,375

-: 1041

and I both play the game.

: 1302

00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,065

Oh,

: 1303

00:55:26,130 --> 00:55:27,180

-: 1041

this discussion before.

: 1304

00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:28,110

You guys are cool,

: 1305

00:55:28,215 --> 00:55:29,435

-: 1041

I also don't like people

: 1306

00:55:29,435 --> 00:55:30,315

who play Warhammer.

: 1307

00:55:30,585 --> 00:55:31,415

Mostly.

: 1308

00:55:31,855 --> 00:55:33,515

There's a handful of exceptions.

: 1309

00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,220

And I knew enough of them

to actually start playing.

: 1310

00:55:37,090 --> 00:55:37,390

-: 1041

Yeah.

: 1311

00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:40,170

-: 1041

speaking of playing the game, who do

: 1312

00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,040

you guys think is getting this gauled?

: 1313

00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,390

I mean, besides clearly none of

them, because it doesn't matter.

: 1314

00:55:45,390 --> 00:55:46,860

And we're not watching the next episode.

: 1315

00:55:47,370 --> 00:55:50,410

But hypothetically,

: 1316

00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:52,815

-: 1041

Carter.

: 1317

00:55:54,715 --> 00:55:55,125

Oh yeah.

: 1318

00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:56,770

-: 1041

Yeah, I

: 1319

00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:57,130

mean,

: 1320

00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,530

-: 1041

sense, because I got the

: 1321

00:55:58,530 --> 00:56:02,320

impression that Daniel Jackson

had, has been goulded before.

: 1322

00:56:02,870 --> 00:56:07,870

And, , obviously, , O'Neal has,

because she did, we got the clip of her

: 1323

00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,610

cutting an X in his fucking stomach.

: 1324

00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,680

So he probably had it at one point.

: 1325

00:56:11,830 --> 00:56:12,620

So that leaves Carter.

: 1326

00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:13,650

She's gotta be the only one.

: 1327

00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:14,420

It's her turn.

: 1328

00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:14,910

Yep.

: 1329

00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:16,112

Yeah.

: 1330

00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:17,320

-: 1041

Checks out.

: 1331

00:56:18,745 --> 00:56:22,825

-: 1041

also, I felt like this is absolutely,

: 1332

00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:31,255

like, The, the cheap: 1998

sci fi titillation we could get,

: 1333

00:56:31,285 --> 00:56:36,155

where it's, you know, Hathor comes

up and is waving a phallic alien in

: 1334

00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:40,550

Carter's face, and it's just like,

You can see this is suggestive, right?

: 1335

00:56:40,550 --> 00:56:43,110

And it's like, yes we

can, yes we can, Showtime.

: 1336

00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:44,610

It's like, alright, can you tell?

: 1337

00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:45,230

Can you tell?

: 1338

00:56:45,230 --> 00:56:46,630

It's like, we got it.

: 1339

00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:48,370

More snake in the face.

: 1340

00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:51,235

-: 1041

Honestly,

: 1341

00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:51,560

-: 1041

face.

: 1342

00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,610

I think we got your episode title here.

: 1343

00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,560

Snake in the face.

: 1344

00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:56,435

-: 1041

we haven't seen any nudity.

: 1345

00:56:57,475 --> 00:56:59,075

Showtime has nudity, right?

: 1346

00:56:59,890 --> 00:57:02,530

-: 1041

assuming this is the edits that

: 1347

00:57:02,530 --> 00:57:05,130

went back after Sci Fi bought the

: 1348

00:57:05,315 --> 00:57:06,625

-: 1041

Oh.

: 1349

00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,550

-: 1041

could have sworn that in the

: 1350

00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,950

pilot episode, the blonde girl

who got kidnapped, I could

: 1351

00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:13,520

have sworn we saw her boobs.

: 1352

00:57:13,870 --> 00:57:17,160

But maybe that's just my

teenage brain wishful thinking,

: 1353

00:57:17,420 --> 00:57:18,740

remembering when I first saw it.

: 1354

00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,260

I could have sworn there

was nudity, but, oh well.

: 1355

00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,330

-: 1041

Not in the version that

: 1356

00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:25,840

is on, , Amazon Prime.

: 1357

00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,110

-: 1041

I'm sure there's some fan art out there.

: 1358

00:57:29,745 --> 00:57:30,385

-: 1041

I'm not

: 1359

00:57:30,550 --> 00:57:33,100

-: 1041

I am not I am not looking

: 1360

00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,340

up Stargate, , Rule 34.

: 1361

00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:35,830

-: 1041

Oh, come

: 1362

00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:36,775

-: 1041

doesn't need to see

: 1363

00:57:36,910 --> 00:57:37,610

-: 1041

Come on!

: 1364

00:57:38,010 --> 00:57:38,700

Do it!

: 1365

00:57:38,700 --> 00:57:53,960

Oh, scary.

: 1366

00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,630

-: 1041

Oh, dang it, that's another episode where

: 1367

00:57:55,630 --> 00:58:00,750

I forgot to, to visually, or verbally

say, The chevrons are locked, the

: 1368

00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,740

lights are on, it's alien fighting time.

: 1369

00:58:03,770 --> 00:58:08,980

Which, I wanted to make sure

I said, because, Vic, we still

: 1370

00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:10,310

haven't talked about BattleBots.

: 1371

00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,740

-: 1041

Oh, dude, we, oh my god,

: 1372

00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:15,260

that, whoo, prepare yourself.

: 1373

00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:18,470

Dude, clear your calendar because

I fucking love BattleBots, man.

: 1374

00:58:18,490 --> 00:58:22,890

My, my, my, , shameless drop, my page,

Dominion Media Television, is officially

: 1375

00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,830

sponsoring Team Bloodsport next year.

: 1376

00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:28,090

So, , yeah, I'm super

fucking excited about that.

: 1377

00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,770

, yeah, they're gonna put my little

logo on the bot for a couple fights.

: 1378

00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:34,100

I'm so fucking stoked.

: 1379

00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:35,520

So, but edit

: 1380

00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,560

-: 1041

Well, if you ever want to, if you ever

: 1381

00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:44,420

want to talk about the reality of being

on seasons 3 and 4, holler at your guy.

: 1382

00:58:45,185 --> 00:58:47,185

-: 1041

Oh, dude, we're, we're, we're, we're

: 1383

00:58:47,185 --> 00:58:48,575

gonna, yeah, we're gonna have some chats.

: 1384

00:58:48,715 --> 00:58:50,465

Cause, yeah, I wanna know all about it.

: 1385

00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:52,710

-: 1041

Our group chat is going to be ignored

: 1386

00:58:52,710 --> 00:58:54,590

by me for the next three days.

: 1387

00:58:55,355 --> 00:58:55,505

-: 1041

Ha

: 1388

00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,520

-: 1041

have at boys.

: 1389

00:58:56,597 --> 00:58:57,235

-: 1041

ha ha ha.

: 1390

00:58:57,235 --> 00:58:57,805

Awesome.

: 1391

00:58:59,335 --> 00:58:59,695

Yeah.

: 1392

00:58:59,815 --> 00:59:00,065

-: 1041

right.

: 1393

00:59:00,065 --> 00:59:04,205

Well, so we end on a cliffhanger

now it is time for our predictions.

: 1394

00:59:04,585 --> 00:59:05,545

-: 1041

Yes it is.

: 1395

00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,200

-: 1041

got to talk about how far we're

: 1396

00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,210

going ahead before we make those

: 1397

00:59:09,465 --> 00:59:10,705

-: 1041

Oh, yeah, let's do that first.

: 1398

00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:13,180

-: 1041

let me, , let me roll some dice here.

: 1399

00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,370

19.

: 1400

00:59:18,085 --> 00:59:18,485

-: 1041

Whoa!

: 1401

00:59:18,485 --> 00:59:20,552

So, season three...

: 1402

00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:21,470

-: 1041

We're going to go to.

: 1403

00:59:21,931 --> 00:59:22,620

-: 1041

New...

: 1404

00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:23,309

Oh,

: 1405

00:59:23,395 --> 00:59:25,435

-: 1041

finale, season three, episode 19

: 1406

00:59:25,855 --> 00:59:27,905

new ground, I've got it pulled up.

: 1407

00:59:27,905 --> 00:59:28,695

You don't need to look it up

: 1408

00:59:29,305 --> 00:59:30,985

-: 1041

Oh, it's a terrible flash animation

: 1409

00:59:32,885 --> 00:59:34,005

-: 1041

new grounds.

: 1410

00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:35,035

-: 1041

that thing in a while.

: 1411

00:59:35,855 --> 00:59:36,295

Nice.

: 1412

00:59:36,345 --> 00:59:37,055

New ground.

: 1413

00:59:37,185 --> 00:59:38,845

-: 1041

but before we, \, make those

: 1414

00:59:38,865 --> 00:59:43,405

predictions, Vic, why don't you

pull up the lab results for us

: 1415

00:59:43,895 --> 00:59:45,505

-: 1041

I'm getting those just now.

: 1416

00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:49,735

Uh, they're, they're, the live

results are coming in just now.

: 1417

00:59:49,745 --> 00:59:50,835

Let me, , get the envelope here.

: 1418

00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:51,215

-: 1041

All

: 1419

00:59:51,275 --> 00:59:53,475

-: 1041

and your a1c is a little high

: 1420

00:59:53,545 --> 00:59:53,935

-: 1041

no.

: 1421

00:59:54,085 --> 00:59:54,375

-: 1041

What?

: 1422

00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:56,945

Wait, what?

: 1423

00:59:56,975 --> 00:59:58,505

-: 1041

I was that was a that was

: 1424

00:59:58,505 --> 01:00:00,045

a lab results joke Vic

: 1425

01:00:00,065 --> 01:00:01,825

not not an actual problem

with the recording

: 1426

01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:03,175

-: 1041

I thought, I thought that was

: 1427

01:00:03,175 --> 01:00:04,425

podcast jargon for a second.

: 1428

01:00:04,785 --> 01:00:05,135

-: 1041

No

: 1429

01:00:05,595 --> 01:00:06,045

-: 1041

No,

: 1430

01:00:06,495 --> 01:00:08,215

-: 1041

So I do have to admit, uh, that

: 1431

01:00:08,255 --> 01:00:09,815

I, I will, full disclosure.

: 1432

01:00:10,055 --> 01:00:13,675

, I procrastinated and forgot about

sending this down to the lab.

: 1433

01:00:13,675 --> 01:00:15,965

So I only, Oh, wow, exactly

: 1434

01:00:16,065 --> 01:00:16,965

-: 1041

then we can hold off on it

: 1435

01:00:17,275 --> 01:00:18,245

-: 1041

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

: 1436

01:00:18,455 --> 01:00:19,505

The lab rats came through.

: 1437

01:00:19,845 --> 01:00:21,715

We got, , 83 votes

: 1438

01:00:22,005 --> 01:00:22,225

on

: 1439

01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:24,225

-: 1041

more than we've read normally.

: 1440

01:00:24,905 --> 01:00:25,545

-: 1041

I know, right?

: 1441

01:00:26,985 --> 01:00:28,255

This was very impressive.

: 1442

01:00:28,275 --> 01:00:31,495

And also I haven't heard back from

Angela, the gatekeeper on this one.

: 1443

01:00:31,815 --> 01:00:33,475

, cause she's out doing

Thanksgiving with family.

: 1444

01:00:33,475 --> 01:00:35,035

So we'll just go straight off of the.

: 1445

01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,640

She'll come, we'll come back

to her next week just in case

: 1446

01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,630

there's any discrepancies.

: 1447

01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,160

So, all right.

: 1448

01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:45,060

Uh, so, first off, who had, , they

find a Celtic themed planet?

: 1449

01:00:45,070 --> 01:00:45,740

-: 1041

That's me.

: 1450

01:00:45,820 --> 01:00:49,090

-: 1041

Eugéphère, and that one with...

: 1451

01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:50,830

Fifteen votes?

: 1452

01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,160

I'm gonna say that is confirmed.

: 1453

01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,040

We think we have a Celtic themed planet.

: 1454

01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,570

Although, I did notice in the comments,

some Lab Rats, uh, got Celtic and

: 1455

01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:01,940

Nordic, uh, culture kind of mixed up.

: 1456

01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:01,960

Pfft.

: 1457

01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,800

Hehehehe.

: 1458

01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,560

Because someone mentioned, I won't mention

his name, but someone said, But all, all

: 1459

01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,390

of Thor's planets are essentially Celtic?

: 1460

01:01:08,390 --> 01:01:09,743

They're like, No dude, that's Nordic.

: 1461

01:01:09,743 --> 01:01:10,306

That's

: 1462

01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:11,420

-: 1041

White people all

: 1463

01:01:11,432 --> 01:01:11,995

-: 1041

hehehehe.

: 1464

01:01:12,535 --> 01:01:17,135

That is true, and , speaking of, actually

not so much, , the next, your next

: 1465

01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:21,185

prediction was they find a Native American

themed planet, 21 votes, let's call

: 1466

01:01:21,185 --> 01:01:23,655

that one confirmed as well, so good job

: 1467

01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:24,650

-: 1041

Hopefully it

: 1468

01:01:24,650 --> 01:01:25,810

-: 1041

the next question is, More

: 1469

01:01:25,810 --> 01:01:28,280

or less racist than TNG?

: 1470

01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:29,010

Uh,

: 1471

01:01:29,095 --> 01:01:30,835

-: 1041

that is a good question, I would love

: 1472

01:01:30,835 --> 01:01:35,145

to know that, , and your next prediction

was it turns out Jesus was a Gua'uld?

: 1473

01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:38,815

, that one is still in the air, only

got three votes on that one, and

: 1474

01:01:38,815 --> 01:01:41,855

those were the same three guys

who voted on everything in this.

: 1475

01:01:42,255 --> 01:01:42,745

So.

: 1476

01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:43,460

-: 1041

Boo.

: 1477

01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,820

Three guys.

: 1478

01:01:45,095 --> 01:01:47,215

-: 1041

Listen, lab rats, just because

: 1479

01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:49,655

there's a button, you don't

have to click on it, okay?

: 1480

01:01:50,221 --> 01:01:50,908

Push the button.

: 1481

01:01:50,908 --> 01:01:52,495

What are you doing?

: 1482

01:01:52,495 --> 01:01:54,478

I'm just playing a little.

: 1483

01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:55,271

Come on!

: 1484

01:01:55,271 --> 01:01:56,461

Push the button!

: 1485

01:01:56,461 --> 01:01:56,858

Yeah!

: 1486

01:01:56,858 --> 01:01:57,651

Come on!

: 1487

01:01:57,651 --> 01:01:58,048

Push

: 1488

01:01:58,107 --> 01:01:58,667

-: 1041

Come on, guys.

: 1489

01:01:59,447 --> 01:02:01,277

Ha ha ha ha!

: 1490

01:02:01,357 --> 01:02:06,227

Alright, so, this next set of three

predictions, this was, these were mine.

: 1491

01:02:06,227 --> 01:02:11,607

My prediction that there was a body

swap episode, that one came in with...

: 1492

01:02:12,512 --> 01:02:15,312

Eighteen votes, so we're gonna

call that one confirmed as well.

: 1493

01:02:15,322 --> 01:02:15,882

Yeah!

: 1494

01:02:16,672 --> 01:02:20,002

Uh, Teal gets a human

girlfriend and or admirer.

: 1495

01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:24,282

I got, uh, I'm gonna say, I

got five votes, so we're gonna

: 1496

01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:25,772

call that one maybe for now.

: 1497

01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:28,722

Uh, I, I honestly think Dr.

: 1498

01:02:28,722 --> 01:02:31,522

Frasier from this episode

is his love interest.

: 1499

01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:35,307

Cause she, they did mention

that she stayed by his side

: 1500

01:02:35,307 --> 01:02:36,537

for what, three weeks straight?

: 1501

01:02:36,827 --> 01:02:40,447

While he was in the, it was like,

lady, don't you got some work to do?

: 1502

01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:41,227

You're a doctor.

: 1503

01:02:41,227 --> 01:02:43,737

Alright?

: 1504

01:02:43,812 --> 01:02:44,632

-: 1041

else is dead!

: 1505

01:02:44,852 --> 01:02:45,012

I don't

: 1506

01:02:45,117 --> 01:02:46,027

-: 1041

Well that's a good point, yeah, she

: 1507

01:02:46,027 --> 01:02:46,997

doesn't have anything else to do.

: 1508

01:02:47,367 --> 01:02:52,247

And then my third prediction, , 18 votes,

calling this one confirmed, Daniel Jackson

: 1509

01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,557

dies and is resurrected at least once.

: 1510

01:02:55,327 --> 01:02:57,047

That, that absolutely has to happen.

: 1511

01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:04,517

Uh, so next we have, uh, although I

will ask Angela for this clarification

: 1512

01:03:04,537 --> 01:03:08,217

because Daniel Jackson died in

the movie and was resurrected.

: 1513

01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:12,267

So I'm not sure if I made it clear

that this is an SG one prediction.

: 1514

01:03:12,267 --> 01:03:13,287

So we'll

: 1515

01:03:13,492 --> 01:03:15,052

-: 1041

We'll get clarification on it.

: 1516

01:03:15,467 --> 01:03:15,807

-: 1041

Yeah.

: 1517

01:03:16,597 --> 01:03:18,227

And next up are Ben's predictions.

: 1518

01:03:18,277 --> 01:03:20,877

Uh, Carter's dad never returns.

: 1519

01:03:21,727 --> 01:03:23,697

That's a, that's, that's a definite zero.

: 1520

01:03:23,847 --> 01:03:26,947

So it looks like Carter's dad, it

becomes a reoccurring character.

: 1521

01:03:27,677 --> 01:03:33,557

Uh, also, also zero points on,

uh, Armin the Reporter's story

: 1522

01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,357

getting leaked to the news.

: 1523

01:03:35,737 --> 01:03:37,257

Also got zero votes as that as well.

: 1524

01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,047

Yeah.

: 1525

01:03:38,377 --> 01:03:41,067

Which I'm not, I'm not sure, I

really feel like that happens.

: 1526

01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:46,137

There's no way this entire show happens

without SG 1 being in the news somehow

: 1527

01:03:46,147 --> 01:03:47,967

and becoming public knowledge that, yeah.

: 1528

01:03:48,902 --> 01:03:50,052

-: 1041

it also would feel weird for

: 1529

01:03:50,052 --> 01:03:54,222

him to, like, Hey, we wrote this

character, he dies blaming O'Neil,

: 1530

01:03:54,692 --> 01:03:57,032

And now that thread is just done.

: 1531

01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:57,697

-: 1041

Yeah.

: 1532

01:03:57,697 --> 01:04:02,677

And finally, uh, the SG 1

heroes team up with Apophis.

: 1533

01:04:03,802 --> 01:04:05,372

To take down Herroror.

: 1534

01:04:05,862 --> 01:04:08,712

Uh, four boats for that one, so

put a pin in that one as well.

: 1535

01:04:08,722 --> 01:04:10,992

That one, , it's, that was, yeah.

: 1536

01:04:11,002 --> 01:04:12,672

That seems like that's, that's possible.

: 1537

01:04:12,672 --> 01:04:15,802

I think we got some hints of that

in the, in some of the flashbacks

: 1538

01:04:15,802 --> 01:04:17,152

in this episode, as well.

: 1539

01:04:18,282 --> 01:04:21,022

So there we are, ... I was gonna

ask if, Jaffer, do you have a

: 1540

01:04:21,032 --> 01:04:22,822

running tally for us so far, or...

: 1541

01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:24,602

I know you've got a

spreadsheet for everything,

: 1542

01:04:24,702 --> 01:04:27,892

-: 1041

I have not been keeping track of your

: 1543

01:04:27,892 --> 01:04:32,532

individual scores because I don't care.

: 1544

01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,142

I have been,

: 1545

01:04:35,782 --> 01:04:35,932

-: 1041

hah.

: 1546

01:04:36,062 --> 01:04:37,952

-: 1041

I know how many points I have.

: 1547

01:04:38,162 --> 01:04:39,952

If you give me a moment, I can add it up.

: 1548

01:04:41,292 --> 01:04:42,442

-: 1041

That's okay, we do not

: 1549

01:04:42,442 --> 01:04:43,221

need to do that now.

: 1550

01:04:43,407 --> 01:04:44,957

-: 1041

yeah, for, for next episode I'll,

: 1551

01:04:44,957 --> 01:04:47,407

cause I know the listeners want to

know who, , what the current score

: 1552

01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:51,227

is, but, , for, I'll, I'll make that

my homework for next podcast episode.

: 1553

01:04:51,227 --> 01:04:55,697

I'll go through all the, all

the, , polls we have in the lab

: 1554

01:04:55,797 --> 01:05:00,757

and add up, get a, An estimate of

a tally of, of where the scores

: 1555

01:05:00,822 --> 01:05:01,342

-: 1041

It works.

: 1556

01:05:01,387 --> 01:05:02,387

-: 1041

Cause yeah, we won't know for sure

: 1557

01:05:02,387 --> 01:05:04,197

until the very last episode, so.

: 1558

01:05:05,682 --> 01:05:06,852

-: 1041

Alright, well I'll go with

: 1559

01:05:06,852 --> 01:05:08,402

mine first, start us off.

: 1560

01:05:09,022 --> 01:05:11,352

Lincoln, what are you doing up there?

: 1561

01:05:11,832 --> 01:05:12,312

Guessing.

: 1562

01:05:13,602 --> 01:05:16,672

I guess no one's coming.

: 1563

01:05:16,672 --> 01:05:19,062

I have seen into the future.

: 1564

01:05:19,062 --> 01:05:20,542

You ruined the prophecy.

: 1565

01:05:21,029 --> 01:05:24,069

-: 1041

So my daytime, Teal'c saves the day.

: 1566

01:05:26,019 --> 01:05:28,019

Teal'c shows up, rescues our, our

: 1567

01:05:28,288 --> 01:05:30,049

-: 1041

From this current situation.

: 1568

01:05:30,299 --> 01:05:31,209

-: 1041

From this current

: 1569

01:05:31,509 --> 01:05:32,069

-: 1041

So in

: 1570

01:05:32,074 --> 01:05:32,934

-: 1041

Oh, okay.

: 1571

01:05:32,999 --> 01:05:35,019

-: 1041

in season three, episode

: 1572

01:05:35,019 --> 01:05:38,729

one, Teal'c rescues, okay.

: 1573

01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:39,669

-: 1041

Yes.

: 1574

01:05:40,249 --> 01:05:41,159

-: 1041

Just want to be clear here

: 1575

01:05:41,219 --> 01:05:43,329

-: 1041

not just in general, at some point

: 1576

01:05:43,329 --> 01:05:45,009

in the series, Teal'c saves the day!

: 1577

01:05:45,139 --> 01:05:46,239

-: 1041

I

: 1578

01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:47,564

-: 1041

That's a legit prediction.

: 1579

01:05:47,574 --> 01:05:48,864

He, he seems like he saved...

: 1580

01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:50,288

-: 1041

think he saves the day

: 1581

01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:51,324

-: 1041

the SG 1 team...

: 1582

01:05:52,084 --> 01:05:52,404

Yeah,

: 1583

01:05:52,474 --> 01:05:55,604

I'm sure everyone there owes him,

owes him their life at least once.

: 1584

01:05:56,809 --> 01:05:57,999

-: 1041

my evening prediction?

: 1585

01:05:58,559 --> 01:06:03,179

SG 1 does eventually

team up with some gold.

: 1586

01:06:04,584 --> 01:06:04,994

-: 1041

Team's

: 1587

01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:07,329

-: 1041

Not necessarily saying who, but at

: 1588

01:06:07,329 --> 01:06:08,829

some point they team up with one

: 1589

01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:09,189

-: 1041

Damn it.

: 1590

01:06:09,209 --> 01:06:10,469

I had that written down.

: 1591

01:06:11,649 --> 01:06:12,699

-: 1041

You can still okay.

: 1592

01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:13,389

And

: 1593

01:06:13,538 --> 01:06:15,159

-: 1041

we've never had done a dual prediction.

: 1594

01:06:15,159 --> 01:06:15,969

Is that allowed?

: 1595

01:06:16,134 --> 01:06:16,534

-: 1041

wait.

: 1596

01:06:16,788 --> 01:06:17,549

-: 1041

Yeah, we have!

: 1597

01:06:17,999 --> 01:06:18,479

We've done dual

: 1598

01:06:18,749 --> 01:06:19,319

-: 1041

Have we?

: 1599

01:06:20,194 --> 01:06:22,094

-: 1041

Well, let's, well, let's clarify

: 1600

01:06:22,094 --> 01:06:22,244

here.

: 1601

01:06:23,899 --> 01:06:24,589

Let's clarify here.

: 1602

01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:30,219

Are you saying that they team up with

a particular individual or one of

: 1603

01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:32,829

like the System Lords, , boss guys?

: 1604

01:06:33,819 --> 01:06:34,599

-: 1041

a Gawuld.

: 1605

01:06:34,639 --> 01:06:35,299

Somebody

: 1606

01:06:35,670 --> 01:06:36,101

-: 1041

gewd.

: 1607

01:06:36,101 --> 01:06:36,533

Yeah.

: 1608

01:06:36,533 --> 01:06:37,395

Teal'c's a

: 1609

01:06:37,439 --> 01:06:38,629

-: 1041

Like, would they get another Teal

: 1610

01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:40,929

-: 1041

No, not a Jaffa.

: 1611

01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:42,999

-: 1041

Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

: 1612

01:06:43,049 --> 01:06:43,369

Yeah.

: 1613

01:06:45,129 --> 01:06:45,489

-: 1041

Yeah.

: 1614

01:06:46,029 --> 01:06:49,269

So not somebody who's incubating

a Gawuld, somebody who they

: 1615

01:06:49,269 --> 01:06:51,169

have been overcome by a Gawuld.

: 1616

01:06:51,219 --> 01:06:51,829

-: 1041

gotcha, gotcha.

: 1617

01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:54,929

-: 1041

and then my prime time?

: 1618

01:06:56,199 --> 01:06:59,439

And I'm going to be clear about

this because, Ja'far, we've had,

: 1619

01:06:59,629 --> 01:07:02,619

we've had some instances where

this verbiage has mattered.

: 1620

01:07:03,569 --> 01:07:08,339

Not necessarily that we see

them, but in the run of SG 1,

: 1621

01:07:08,419 --> 01:07:10,869

there are two more clip shows.

: 1622

01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:12,489

-: 1041

Two more clip shows?

: 1623

01:07:12,549 --> 01:07:13,029

Okay.

: 1624

01:07:13,089 --> 01:07:15,169

-: 1041

from this point forward or

: 1625

01:07:15,229 --> 01:07:17,919

total, because if we missed one

: 1626

01:07:17,929 --> 01:07:19,849

-: 1041

a total of at least three.

: 1627

01:07:20,579 --> 01:07:21,009

-: 1041

Okay.

: 1628

01:07:21,339 --> 01:07:21,659

-: 1041

Okay.

: 1629

01:07:21,669 --> 01:07:25,449

So if there was one in season one,

it would count towards the two.

: 1630

01:07:26,939 --> 01:07:28,639

Okay, that's fair.

: 1631

01:07:28,769 --> 01:07:29,079

Yeah, no,

: 1632

01:07:29,119 --> 01:07:29,899

-: 1041

I don't, I don't think

: 1633

01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:31,079

-: 1041

God, I hope there is not a

: 1634

01:07:31,149 --> 01:07:34,439

season one, season one clip show.

: 1635

01:07:34,589 --> 01:07:36,049

-: 1041

That screams of desperation.

: 1636

01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:38,379

If they did.

: 1637

01:07:39,449 --> 01:07:41,329

Alright, , Ja'far, are you

ready or should I go next?

: 1638

01:07:41,879 --> 01:07:42,579

-: 1041

I can do mine.

: 1639

01:07:43,899 --> 01:07:44,129

-: 1041

Alright, cool.

: 1640

01:07:44,469 --> 01:07:48,119

-: 1041

Uh, so my daytime prediction is just kind

: 1641

01:07:48,119 --> 01:07:52,409

of a shot in the dark, but given some of

the actors that we've seen on this show,

: 1642

01:07:53,259 --> 01:07:55,529

I'm expecting Clancy Brown to show up.

: 1643

01:07:56,629 --> 01:07:57,619

-: 1041

Ooooooh.

: 1644

01:07:57,849 --> 01:07:59,249

-: 1041

So I'm just going to throw it out there.

: 1645

01:07:59,299 --> 01:08:02,299

Clancy Brown, at some point in

this show, I have not checked his

: 1646

01:08:02,299 --> 01:08:06,819

IMDB page in a long enough time

where I feel like this is a safe.

: 1647

01:08:06,819 --> 01:08:08,909

I haven't had to check it

for, , who are you or anything.

: 1648

01:08:10,029 --> 01:08:11,719

-: 1041

Okay, I do not know who that is,

: 1649

01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:12,499

so I'm gonna have to look them

: 1650

01:08:12,644 --> 01:08:13,264

-: 1041

You do.

: 1651

01:08:13,444 --> 01:08:14,194

I promise you

: 1652

01:08:14,254 --> 01:08:14,574

-: 1041

Okay.

: 1653

01:08:15,309 --> 01:08:17,599

-: 1041

Uh, he's the Kurgan from, , Highlander.

: 1654

01:08:18,663 --> 01:08:20,124

-: 1041

Ah, geez dude, I haven't seen

: 1655

01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:20,698

-: 1041

He's the bad

: 1656

01:08:20,698 --> 01:08:21,038

guy.

: 1657

01:08:21,429 --> 01:08:22,719

,

-: 1041

: 1658

01:08:23,029 --> 01:08:23,769

-: 1041

Does he have like a really

: 1659

01:08:23,769 --> 01:08:24,679

gruff voice like this?

: 1660

01:08:24,679 --> 01:08:25,709

Does he talk like this?

: 1661

01:08:26,453 --> 01:08:28,033

-: 1041

he has a very gravelly voice.

: 1662

01:08:28,113 --> 01:08:31,004

He's the drill sergeant

in Starship Troopers.

: 1663

01:08:31,344 --> 01:08:35,084

The enemy cannot push a button

if you disable his hand.

: 1664

01:08:36,198 --> 01:08:37,089

-: 1041

Oh, okay!

: 1665

01:08:37,328 --> 01:08:37,589

Huh,

: 1666

01:08:37,734 --> 01:08:38,084

-: 1041

you're,

: 1667

01:08:38,304 --> 01:08:40,014

,

-: 1041

: 1668

01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:40,374

Okay.

: 1669

01:08:41,344 --> 01:08:43,064

-: 1041

my evening, same as Ben.

: 1670

01:08:43,354 --> 01:08:45,684

They eventually team up

with one of these golds.

: 1671

01:08:46,663 --> 01:08:48,264

-: 1041

Okay, now, now, clarification

: 1672

01:08:48,354 --> 01:08:49,814

-: 1041

do the exact same as Ben.

: 1673

01:08:50,243 --> 01:08:53,323

Uh, just for the sake of

making the poll easier.

: 1674

01:08:53,693 --> 01:08:56,113

Uh, I will make no distinctions.

: 1675

01:08:56,283 --> 01:08:59,434

I think if we weren't doing the polls,

I might make it a little different.

: 1676

01:08:59,674 --> 01:09:02,814

But we are already confusing

the lab rats enough.

: 1677

01:09:02,814 --> 01:09:05,464

I feel like with some of these

don't want to make it worse.

: 1678

01:09:05,464 --> 01:09:08,464

Um,

: 1679

01:09:08,618 --> 01:09:10,139

-: 1041

Cause it actually, it's annoying

: 1680

01:09:10,139 --> 01:09:13,549

when I have to type in more than

eight, because, because of the way

: 1681

01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:16,969

the keyboard works, I have to close

it down and then open a new window.

: 1682

01:09:16,969 --> 01:09:17,738

So, this'll work!

: 1683

01:09:17,769 --> 01:09:19,229

You're making it easier

on me, just with...

: 1684

01:09:20,724 --> 01:09:23,794

-: 1041

and then, uh, finally we've had some

: 1685

01:09:23,913 --> 01:09:28,493

religious figures, uh, you know, like

the some of the Pharaohs and stuff.

: 1686

01:09:28,514 --> 01:09:28,984

I threw out

: 1687

01:09:29,249 --> 01:09:30,479

-: 1041

Ja'far?

: 1688

01:09:30,488 --> 01:09:30,698

Who's

: 1689

01:09:30,904 --> 01:09:33,294

-: 1041

I, I want to do another,

: 1690

01:09:33,304 --> 01:09:35,363

someone famous, uh, historical

: 1691

01:09:35,363 --> 01:09:35,884

figure was

: 1692

01:09:35,979 --> 01:09:36,908

-: 1041

Sagan is a ghoul.

: 1693

01:09:39,499 --> 01:09:39,868

-: 1041

Carl

: 1694

01:09:39,979 --> 01:09:41,068

-: 1041

actually, I've written down

: 1695

01:09:41,068 --> 01:09:42,698

that Play Doh was an alien

: 1696

01:09:43,549 --> 01:09:44,649

-: 1041

Plato is an alien.

: 1697

01:09:44,649 --> 01:09:45,429

That's, okay,

: 1698

01:09:45,859 --> 01:09:47,339

-: 1041

as my prime time.

: 1699

01:09:47,828 --> 01:09:48,679

I figure that's.

: 1700

01:09:49,129 --> 01:09:51,669

Uh, that's three point

worthy for kind of out there

: 1701

01:09:51,828 --> 01:09:53,029

-: 1041

That's definitely three point

: 1702

01:09:53,078 --> 01:09:55,979

-: 1041

I will say, I appreciate that because,

: 1703

01:09:56,029 --> 01:09:59,179

uh, Plato is very important to me.

: 1704

01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:01,579

Plato is part of how I

knew I loved my wife.

: 1705

01:10:02,554 --> 01:10:05,384

Because we were sitting at a

coffee shop at one point, and I

: 1706

01:10:05,384 --> 01:10:10,534

was talking about Aristotle, and

mentioned he was a student of Plato.

: 1707

01:10:11,104 --> 01:10:15,224

And my wife, girlfriend at the time,

goes, I'm also a student of Plato.

: 1708

01:10:15,864 --> 01:10:17,504

I love making shapes.

: 1709

01:10:21,053 --> 01:10:22,163

I'm like, I love this woman.

: 1710

01:10:22,163 --> 01:10:23,163

I'm going to marry her.

: 1711

01:10:24,073 --> 01:10:24,323

And I

: 1712

01:10:24,478 --> 01:10:24,827

-: 1041

It's a good

: 1713

01:10:26,238 --> 01:10:27,688

-: 1041

Alright, so now it's my turn.

: 1714

01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:31,558

, I'm going to, so I've written two

predictions down so far, , I'll just

: 1715

01:10:31,558 --> 01:10:33,018

have to make the third one off the spot.

: 1716

01:10:33,348 --> 01:10:38,378

So, , for my morning, daytime

prediction, , I'm going to say, and

: 1717

01:10:38,378 --> 01:10:41,008

I've meant to bring this up before on

the show, I just keep forgetting to.

: 1718

01:10:41,258 --> 01:10:46,158

, I think it's kind of stupid and

fucked up that the whole Stargate

: 1719

01:10:46,158 --> 01:10:49,358

Command is just the United States.

: 1720

01:10:49,823 --> 01:10:52,452

Like, in the last episode we covered,

they were talking about how they

: 1721

01:10:52,452 --> 01:10:55,583

can't let it leak to other nations,

and I paused for a second, and I

: 1722

01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:56,673

was like, hold up, hold up, hold up.

: 1723

01:10:57,103 --> 01:11:01,653

You guys are fighting aliens hell bent

on exterminating the planet Earth,

: 1724

01:11:02,113 --> 01:11:05,943

and you're just letting the United

States handle this on their own?

: 1725

01:11:06,133 --> 01:11:07,013

That's stupid.

: 1726

01:11:07,383 --> 01:11:08,202

Come on, guys.

: 1727

01:11:08,202 --> 01:11:08,783

What the fuck?

: 1728

01:11:09,393 --> 01:11:14,793

So, my prediction is, they're going

to open up the SG Stargate Command,

: 1729

01:11:15,073 --> 01:11:16,753

they're gonna get other nations in on it.

: 1730

01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:17,823

Like, they have to.

: 1731

01:11:17,863 --> 01:11:18,093

Come on.

: 1732

01:11:18,513 --> 01:11:22,523

Like, like, you cannot, you cannot

expect the US to hold off this

: 1733

01:11:22,523 --> 01:11:23,823

entire alien invasion fleet.

: 1734

01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:25,433

So that's my daytime.

: 1735

01:11:25,483 --> 01:11:26,073

Okay, evening.

: 1736

01:11:26,183 --> 01:11:27,413

Yeah, I'll get this right one day.

: 1737

01:11:27,923 --> 01:11:32,843

My evening prediction is that

Teal'c liberates some Jaffa.

: 1738

01:11:33,693 --> 01:11:38,153

Out there, like, the, he's gonna go find

a group of Jaffa and he's gonna, he's

: 1739

01:11:38,153 --> 01:11:40,313

gonna release them from their, yeah.

: 1740

01:11:40,743 --> 01:11:43,613

And he's gonna have, he's gonna be

leader of his own little Jaffa gang.

: 1741

01:11:44,163 --> 01:11:46,313

And they're, he's gonna be

teaching them how to live in

: 1742

01:11:46,313 --> 01:11:47,633

the world on Earth and stuff.

: 1743

01:11:48,463 --> 01:11:51,153

And, okay, so now for

my primetime prediction.

: 1744

01:11:51,923 --> 01:11:55,433

, I'm going to say, just making this

up off the top of my head, that...

: 1745

01:11:55,433 --> 01:11:58,952

The president, we find out

the president is a Gould.

: 1746

01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:02,023

-: 1041

alright.

: 1747

01:12:02,728 --> 01:12:04,988

-: 1041

Weirder shit has probably

: 1748

01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,098

happened in the show.

: 1749

01:12:06,863 --> 01:12:09,883

-: 1041

Yep, the president has

: 1750

01:12:09,883 --> 01:12:11,043

been replaced by a Gould.

: 1751

01:12:11,073 --> 01:12:11,313

Yep.

: 1752

01:12:12,058 --> 01:12:12,768

-: 1041

All right.

: 1753

01:12:13,108 --> 01:12:16,498

Well, we'll be watching season

three, episode 19, New Ground.

: 1754

01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:22,198

The SG 1 team travels to Bedrosia where

: 1755

01:12:22,278 --> 01:12:23,458

unknown to them.

: 1756

01:12:23,893 --> 01:12:26,513

The planet's two cultures

have been at war.

: 1757

01:12:28,213 --> 01:12:30,246

-: 1041

This, okay, this sounds like

: 1758

01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:33,157

some, some good sci fi right here.

: 1759

01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:33,573

Bedrosia?

: 1760

01:12:33,573 --> 01:12:34,241

Ha

: 1761

01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:36,003

-: 1041

don't know how it's actually

: 1762

01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:40,113

pronounced because we haven't watched

the episode and I can't check it.

: 1763

01:12:40,723 --> 01:12:43,813

So, that's how I read it,

: 1764

01:12:44,873 --> 01:12:46,923

-: 1041

This sounds, this sounds like the

: 1765

01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:51,673

name of a setting in a, in a fantasy,

in a sleazy fantasy romance novel.

: 1766

01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:52,503

Like Bedrosia.

: 1767

01:12:52,503 --> 01:12:56,963

Ha ha ha ha.

: 1768

01:12:59,763 --> 01:13:01,623

-: 1041

well that's that.

: 1769

01:13:03,473 --> 01:13:04,163

-: 1041

ha ha

: 1770

01:13:04,303 --> 01:13:05,493

-: 1041

I already made my predictions, Ben.

: 1771

01:13:06,543 --> 01:13:08,033

-: 1041

No, you have to thank R.

: 1772

01:13:08,033 --> 01:13:08,213

I.

: 1773

01:13:08,223 --> 01:13:08,243

P.

: 1774

01:13:08,633 --> 01:13:10,853

-: 1041

Oh, I mean anyone can think right.

: 1775

01:13:11,202 --> 01:13:12,813

Everyone can think right.

: 1776

01:13:12,983 --> 01:13:14,183

-: 1041

Everyone should thank R.

: 1777

01:13:14,183 --> 01:13:14,373

I.

: 1778

01:13:14,383 --> 01:13:14,403

P.

: 1779

01:13:15,088 --> 01:13:16,818

-: 1041

for letting them use goon

: 1780

01:13:16,818 --> 01:13:19,838

squad, letting us use goon

squad as our lovely theme music.

: 1781

01:13:20,058 --> 01:13:23,258

Even if it has gotten every single

episode flagged for copyright

: 1782

01:13:23,258 --> 01:13:24,608

by YouTube that we put up.

: 1783

01:13:24,998 --> 01:13:28,248

, even though we have the permission

we've got, we're, we're good.

: 1784

01:13:28,548 --> 01:13:31,798

, I put it, I even put in a claim and

they're all like, no, you don't.

: 1785

01:13:32,148 --> 01:13:34,858

And I'm all like, okay,

automated bot thing.

: 1786

01:13:34,878 --> 01:13:40,308

I don't give a shit what you

actually say, but I do give a shit.

: 1787

01:13:40,683 --> 01:13:43,423

What Ripe has to say, because

they let us use Goon Squad,

: 1788

01:13:43,623 --> 01:13:45,353

-: 1041

and thank you to Annette Lucena for your

: 1789

01:13:45,353 --> 01:13:50,393

photograph of a television that you have

put under Creative Commons so that we

: 1790

01:13:50,443 --> 01:13:52,793

can, , use it for our podcast artwork.

: 1791

01:13:53,618 --> 01:13:55,718

-: 1041

And thank you to, , Angela the Gatekeeper

: 1792

01:13:55,718 --> 01:13:57,448

for your expert, , Stargate wisdom.

: 1793

01:13:57,728 --> 01:14:01,698

And thank you, Dominion Media Research

Lab and all the lab rats there.

: 1794

01:14:01,718 --> 01:14:05,058

And if you enjoy our podcast, , feel free

to leave us a 5 star review and we'll

: 1795

01:14:05,058 --> 01:14:06,508

give you a shout out here on the show.

: 1796

01:14:06,808 --> 01:14:10,378

, and if you don't like our podcast, well,

you just keep that shit to yourself.

: 1797

01:14:13,493 --> 01:14:15,853

-: 1041

Just keep that shit to yourself.

: 1798

01:14:16,523 --> 01:14:17,753

-: 1041

And we will see you next

: 1799

01:14:17,763 --> 01:14:19,533

time on Last Time On.

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