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Speaker:hello there boyfriend how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not touch shit I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:disclaimer
Speaker:this is afraid to ask episode
Speaker:I don't know who knows
Speaker:Erica is a doctor obviously
Speaker:Doctor Erica I find parts of your job fascinating
Speaker:and just a disclaimer to the audience
Speaker:we usually turn our phones off and we start recording
Speaker:we can't do that today
Speaker:you may hear a beep or a ring or a tone come in
Speaker:because you are on call
Speaker:and when you're a doctor sometimes you're on call and
Speaker:your job is it's like no one ever calls me at 2 a
Speaker:m and they're like quick tell me a dick joke
Speaker:I'm gonna call now
Speaker:but you get you put that thought in
Speaker:but you get you know what's funny
Speaker:you actually called me once
Speaker:we didn't even know each other that well and you said
Speaker:this is an emergency
Speaker:I need you to make me laugh do you remember that
Speaker:yeah and I felt kind of guilty
Speaker:because I've never done it since
Speaker:but
Speaker:that was the closest I've ever gone to being on call
Speaker:you're having a really tough patience
Speaker:for being kind of mean and they're being mean to you
Speaker:and your students at work
Speaker:and you said and I didn't I kind of deliver
Speaker:you caught me in a really good time
Speaker:sometimes I'm not funny at all
Speaker:sometimes I'm feeling pretty good
Speaker:you caught me to good
Speaker:I just you were actually really funny because yeah
Speaker:I had two students with me
Speaker:and a couple patients had screamed at all of us
Speaker:and one was being incredibly uh
Speaker:racially insensitive and discriminatory
Speaker:and I as their really you know
Speaker:instructor and a person of authority
Speaker:had to take matters into my own hands
Speaker:and call this person out which I would have done anyway
Speaker:I don't tolerate that bullshit
Speaker:I don't think I knew that but yeah
Speaker:and I didn't I apologize then for sending you guys
Speaker:all those racist jokes
Speaker:whatever so yeah I was like hey
Speaker:I'm dating a comedian and I
Speaker:don't know how to lift the mood
Speaker:like I was really struggling this time
Speaker:usually I can hold my own
Speaker:so yeah I called you and I was like
Speaker:fucking send something by the way
Speaker:you did deliver and we delivered like go ahead what
Speaker:we weren't dating at all
Speaker:way pre talking
Speaker:when you ask this this is still in the courting phases
Speaker:they say we never courted
Speaker:I like to categorize things by like
Speaker:was it before after I saw your nipples
Speaker:I would say Pree
Speaker:this Pree we weren't dating
Speaker:I saw the edge of one in a photo
Speaker:but I think it was a mistake
Speaker:but I was glad I was able to that made me feel good wow
Speaker:okay cool
Speaker:I wasn't give you a compliment until
Speaker:you were really funny
Speaker:well
Speaker:because you didn't come up with like one joke or two
Speaker:you came up with a couple
Speaker:and then you send me another video and you're like
Speaker:in case like
Speaker:someone's a real big asshole later on today
Speaker:I'm gonna give you a backup to use for later
Speaker:and that actually made us laugh
Speaker:more than anything else
Speaker:you know why that was important for me
Speaker:it was important because I knew you
Speaker:your pool of people you date
Speaker:I was assuming
Speaker:was gonna be surgeons and doctors and things like that
Speaker:when you called upon me to do
Speaker:the one thing that I think I can do
Speaker:it would be like if you called me and you were like hey
Speaker:do you know how to juggle
Speaker:I'd be like holy fuck
Speaker:yes I did
Speaker:like it's one of those things
Speaker:I don't have a ton of skills
Speaker:and I actually could come through
Speaker:don't worry I won't call you for that one
Speaker:so you're on call do you have any calls last night
Speaker:no not when we were sleeping
Speaker:I only got one during the day
Speaker:it's been a really light call this weekend
Speaker:which is nice really nice
Speaker:I promise I'll move on
Speaker:weirdest call you've ever had when you're on call
Speaker:dumbest waste of your to
Speaker:this person should not have called
Speaker:and then we'll move on yeah
Speaker:okay well
Speaker:the good thing is I have a nurse who triages a lot
Speaker:so it doesn't happen anymore triage yeah
Speaker:so like if something's going on and they're paid for it
Speaker:I was at a party at college once
Speaker:me and these two girls almost turned into a triage
Speaker:like we're triage that's why you said it like that
Speaker:does triage mean
Speaker:we're organizing people in different rooms
Speaker:based on priority or correct
Speaker:but obviously on call it's more so
Speaker:you're proud of that one good job
Speaker:when you're on call it's more so like
Speaker:does this require a doctor to be involved
Speaker:or is this something that a nurse could handle
Speaker:yep so then the nurses will call and say hey
Speaker:this person needs this prescription called in
Speaker:they don't have the authority
Speaker:so I have to
Speaker:or this person has abnormal labs or these symptoms
Speaker:I don't know but if someone calls and says hey
Speaker:I'm you know
Speaker:my face is drooping and I'm my
Speaker:or my mom's face is drooping and she has third speech
Speaker:she can't forearm that's a clear sign of a stroke
Speaker:they immediately say go straight to the hospital
Speaker:call an ambulance or I'll call one for you
Speaker:so you don't need to like have a doctor for that
Speaker:or a simple thing my
Speaker:kid uh
Speaker:drink too much sugar today
Speaker:hmm and they'll be like
Speaker:that's not really an important or relevant call
Speaker:so just let me thought tomorrow
Speaker:and don't bother a doctor at 1 in the morning right
Speaker:I didn't used to have that
Speaker:so you just made me think
Speaker:I'm putting this on for future episode
Speaker:but once what
Speaker:one of my children almost ate a 10 milligram weed
Speaker:gummy bear oh
Speaker:it was crazy you know
Speaker:kids like don't eat
Speaker:there's a lot of stuff circulating about drugs
Speaker:and how they're disguised to look like candy now
Speaker:like horribly this look like candy yeah
Speaker:so like a lot of kids will go to the er
Speaker:overdose on something
Speaker:because their parents or whoever left it out
Speaker:and the kids genuinely thought it was candy
Speaker:I mean they're marketed as candy right
Speaker:a lot of them intentionally try to brand it
Speaker:to mimic certain candies that we liked when we
Speaker:were kids absolutely
Speaker:and before I sound like a horrible parent
Speaker:I wasn't supposed to have the kids that weekend
Speaker:I was not my weekend with the kids
Speaker:so I kind of had like
Speaker:things were loosey goosey around the house
Speaker:you know we got weed and study right
Speaker:cause I don't I didn't childproof it
Speaker:cause they weren't living with me full time
Speaker:and they came over cause they forgot something
Speaker:yeah and I just taken it out cause I was about to
Speaker:it was a gummy bear
Speaker:a gummy bear is so marketed towards children and but
Speaker:but he picked it up and went
Speaker:and I slapped it out of his hand
Speaker:yeah well
Speaker:it's dangerous
Speaker:we should do a follow up episode on what would happen
Speaker:if that happened call poison control
Speaker:well I guess the first thing you do with any ingestion
Speaker:all right let me erase that for my topics for no
Speaker:but that's really easy that's all you do
Speaker:you call posing control
Speaker:and they walk you through what to do
Speaker:and then you either get advice on what you can give
Speaker:to administer to the trial
Speaker:to keep them safe
Speaker:or what symptoms to look for that would warrant going
Speaker:do you have snacks do you have a hacky sack
Speaker:I feel like if it was 10 mg or less
Speaker:the kid would be okay
Speaker:I'm not keep in mind I'm not a doctor
Speaker:let's just guess
Speaker:I guess I don't know what all poison control
Speaker:honestly I would say zero
Speaker:I don't know what amount would warrant
Speaker:I'd recommend zero
Speaker:I think a lot of it too is symptomatic observation
Speaker:but you also have to think
Speaker:if a child gets into a thing of vitamins
Speaker:and ingest all of them iron toxicity is lethal
Speaker:so yikes even though you think oh
Speaker:it's just a Flintstone multivitamin
Speaker:it can be very damaging so it's also the quantity
Speaker:that's why I don't I keep no vitamins in the house
Speaker:it's just weed it's a safety issue
Speaker:but it's poison control
Speaker:9 1 1 or can you get sent over to them
Speaker:when you call them look their number up online
Speaker:9 1 1 it's different
Speaker:but if you call 9 1 1 sometimes they can
Speaker:I'm sure put you in touch with someone
Speaker:but there's a direct line for portion control
Speaker:Doctor Eric is on call if you hear a noise
Speaker:that's what it is I am pause the podcast
Speaker:you ever get super uh oh yeah
Speaker:the weirdest one I ever got
Speaker:you asked me that huh
Speaker:just now you said that and we got distracted on weed
Speaker:uh yeah
Speaker:the weirdest call can I apologize right now
Speaker:for sipping and slurping into the microphone
Speaker:what the fuck is matter with me
Speaker:I heard it in my in my ears
Speaker:I go what is that a tsunami outside
Speaker:and it was me slurping and I apologize
Speaker:you wouldn't have said that if I
Speaker:hadn't said that you were slurping your tea last night
Speaker:would you
Speaker:I think I let you run it self conscious of it
Speaker:we're gonna say that again
Speaker:we did talk last night about how
Speaker:we could talk about smaller time
Speaker:but how when you first are with somebody
Speaker:like nothing annoys you
Speaker:and then then little things start to creep in
Speaker:and you were like I didn't notice last night
Speaker:you slurp your tea really loudly
Speaker:and maybe I wouldn't have noticed that before
Speaker:maybe a little bit sad not because I'm self conscious
Speaker:but because what a wonderful phase to be in well
Speaker:I also think it's very interesting
Speaker:how is it a choice or is it subconscious
Speaker:like the slurping yeah
Speaker:like it's always been there
Speaker:so I heard it but did I choose not to hear it
Speaker:because I was like madly in love
Speaker:with this euphoric sensation of first dating
Speaker:or did I genuinely not hear it
Speaker:because my body didn't allow me to
Speaker:because I had so much dopamine surgery
Speaker:that I just wanted to date you
Speaker:I don't know I think it's interesting
Speaker:it did not in any way bother me
Speaker:it's not in my head
Speaker:but I would like to let you know that from now on
Speaker:I will be totally unrelated
Speaker:be drink fuck
Speaker:beat me to them oh
Speaker:someday I'm gonna fucking pee surgery
Speaker:so sometimes I get calls that really matter like hey
Speaker:this person has these questions
Speaker:and I genuinely feel like I've helped them a lot
Speaker:and it's kind of rewarding right
Speaker:sure when it's a real actual
Speaker:that's I think the best part of my job is like
Speaker:if I'm tired or having a bad day
Speaker:I do know I made a difference in someone's life
Speaker:and I think
Speaker:it's kind of cool to have that responsibility
Speaker:the dumbest call I ever got
Speaker:was somebody who called me from their apartment
Speaker:and said that their air conditioning unit was broken
Speaker:and they asked me to fix it
Speaker:and I was wrong number no
Speaker:and I said that you say this is the physician
Speaker:I call thinking yeah
Speaker:and it was a weekend
Speaker:they say my air conditioner doesn't work
Speaker:yeah so how this works is when you call
Speaker:you call your doctor's office
Speaker:and the doctor's office is closed
Speaker:and there's a message that says the doctor is closed
Speaker:if it's an emergency go to the hospital
Speaker:or if you need to talk to the on call doctor
Speaker:about a medical problem press 1
Speaker:then you get routed to me and I answer
Speaker:so this person they press that button
Speaker:I do have a medical problem
Speaker:so they heard that it was the doctor's office
Speaker:well they dialed the doctor's office
Speaker:then they heard the recording that said
Speaker:it was a doctor's office
Speaker:and then if it was a medical problem
Speaker:took talk to the doctor
Speaker:so then they got me and I was like
Speaker:you know 2
Speaker:3 in the morning and I'm like okay
Speaker:what's going on my air conditioning unit is broken
Speaker:and I was like what
Speaker:and they were like yes
Speaker:I need you to fix it and I go
Speaker:just reiterate this is the physician on call
Speaker:uh what's your medical emergency
Speaker:well I'm hot
Speaker:and I said yeah
Speaker:that's problematic oh
Speaker:what a and I said
Speaker:what do you want me to do
Speaker:that's a dumb and I was like
Speaker:are you okay like
Speaker:are you diaphragic are you having heat stroke
Speaker:it wasn't like the middle of summer
Speaker:they were just uncomfortable
Speaker:and so I said well
Speaker:I don't know shit about air conditioning units
Speaker:and um
Speaker:they weren't even apologetic
Speaker:they were just like well fine
Speaker:I guess I'll call somebody else
Speaker:this is so crazy dude
Speaker:you just woke me up at 3 a
Speaker:m I'm not compensated for call
Speaker:by the way it's a requirement for my job
Speaker:it's built into so if I get zero calls or I get 500
Speaker:I make no money
Speaker:there's no motivation other than continuity
Speaker:no incentive yeah
Speaker:it's just a part of well
Speaker:to take care of patients is the incentive
Speaker:but a lot of facilities will just say hey
Speaker:if there's a medical problem
Speaker:please go to the urgent care or emergency department
Speaker:to cut out this kind of thing
Speaker:so
Speaker:it's frustrating when these kind of calls wake you up
Speaker:and you can't go back to sleep
Speaker:because somebody's fucking
Speaker:air conditioning wasn't working
Speaker:that person's a moron though
Speaker:that person doesn't I mean
Speaker:they're having a heart stroke or something
Speaker:he's kind of an asshole this person was an asshole yeah
Speaker:like I mean
Speaker:I've had people call
Speaker:just scared about their kids or whatever
Speaker:and that's the cause that matter
Speaker:so like I called
Speaker:won't bother me
Speaker:to get woken up in the middle of the night
Speaker:if it's for a valid reason
Speaker:that's my job I'm happy to do it
Speaker:but that's yeah
Speaker:fix your own I remember that you got upset once
Speaker:you got woken up all night for sex
Speaker:I did it and you were like
Speaker:that is not a priority
Speaker:and you should have called someone else
Speaker:that didn't happen
Speaker:it didn't happen that's crazy
Speaker:that's it when I hear a story like that
Speaker:I go that's like a dumb person
Speaker:that is a super dumb person yeah
Speaker:often times we'll share stories of the dumbest call
Speaker:we've ever gotten I like those stories
Speaker:I like that
Speaker:I got some questions coming in from listeners oh
Speaker:you got all excited there
Speaker:I thought I would all let it out
Speaker:the shoulder thing I did which probably is
Speaker:that and slurping
Speaker:are now on your list of things that annoy me
Speaker:I'll give you a choice
Speaker:so I'm gonna give you what was that nothing
Speaker:it wasn't gonna be nice you go ahead
Speaker:it rarely is haha
Speaker:so I'm gonna give you
Speaker:three options of ways we could go here okay
Speaker:with a question come in we got a guy it's uh
Speaker:it says penis break which may we could take one
Speaker:I still
Speaker:it says this person thinks his penis might have broken
Speaker:and then we have someone who says oh
Speaker:this person is dating somebody
Speaker:and they see a pattern in the person's exes
Speaker:they wonder if it's a problem
Speaker:and then we have a question about fetishes
Speaker:which way would you like to go
Speaker:hmm fetish okay
Speaker:I might regret this haha
Speaker:what you got only a broken penis
Speaker:we'll get to that I've been dating my girlfriend
Speaker:break a penis okay
Speaker:well that one's settled it's not a bone okay
Speaker:you can talk about it later though you said well
Speaker:you can injure it but break like fracture like a bone
Speaker:you can't do that way first
Speaker:what we're doing that way first no
Speaker:it's just you
Speaker:you just said that you're really interested in that
Speaker:and in case you listen
Speaker:I rolled my eyes is because medically it's a misnomer
Speaker:you can't fracture something that doesn't have a bone
Speaker:there's no bone in your dick
Speaker:all right well
Speaker:we'll revisit that a little bit if we need to
Speaker:this person says but we do call it a peanut
Speaker:now I'm gonna confuse you now what
Speaker:well fractures yeah that is a bone
Speaker:we need to fix that just when you talk about it
Speaker:there's a fucking bone now gross
Speaker:I'm talking about snapping penis and you're just like
Speaker:oh I have a heart on that's a problem
Speaker:we'll get back to it
Speaker:but I thought I felt something like that nope
Speaker:so it says I've been dating my girlfriend
Speaker:for a little over a year
Speaker:I just found out she has a fetish
Speaker:that I think is strange hmm
Speaker:I'm really sorry
Speaker:but I have to I'm gonna have to edit that out
Speaker:let me just say this again
Speaker:here's the question
Speaker:my boyfriend can only get off if I wear different wigs
Speaker:every time we have sex
Speaker:that sounds like a strange fetish
Speaker:should I be worried
Speaker:my boyfriend can only get off if I wear different wigs
Speaker:you know what I think would be super problematic
Speaker:if it was like a judges wig
Speaker:like a like a one of those blond or like um
Speaker:I would think like the George Washington wig
Speaker:that's what I was trying to get at like in England
Speaker:what they still wear that would be awful compliment
Speaker:what this person's probably getting at this this woman
Speaker:he doesn't want it to be her wow
Speaker:just straight at it
Speaker:so you're thinking she's putting on these wigs
Speaker:this is not like a multicolored clown wig
Speaker:we're talking about different women
Speaker:he wants to and it wasn't just one wig
Speaker:it's all he has a thing for redheads
Speaker:and she doesn't want to dye her hair red
Speaker:for example right
Speaker:it said what different one every time
Speaker:so that's a different chick
Speaker:so this person wants to hook up with someone new
Speaker:all the time so
Speaker:they can't get off
Speaker:unless they feel like they're banging multiple people
Speaker:when you just feel like a used vessel
Speaker:so yeah I think that's a huge problem
Speaker:that's a lack of intimacy
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:you don't think there's a world where he's at least
Speaker:like trying to include her in this fantasies
Speaker:not maybe he's not cheating on her
Speaker:he could have been he's trying to
Speaker:you think it's hurt maybe
Speaker:what if this guy no
Speaker:why are you trying to justify
Speaker:I'm just trying to find a boyfriend
Speaker:stay together if I'd love to fuck you
Speaker:but every time we do
Speaker:I need you to have a different face
Speaker:wow not expression
Speaker:whole face I feel like wig a lot less
Speaker:like I feel like she felt not as bad as I just felt
Speaker:when you said face
Speaker:cause your face is like that's what it is
Speaker:well but a wig for a guy don't feel like
Speaker:changes a lot of how he looks yeah
Speaker:like I can change the way I look
Speaker:just with how I style my hair right
Speaker:so a woman like color is not the only thing style
Speaker:shape everything
Speaker:there's a ton of stuff so like
Speaker:he's getting off by thinking
Speaker:it's a bunch of different people
Speaker:if I was just like oh
Speaker:today I want you to have blond
Speaker:hair today I want you to have gray hair
Speaker:I I feel like you could argue it's still messed up
Speaker:no matter what but I
Speaker:I don't know I'm reading into it
Speaker:no I hear
Speaker:I hear exactly
Speaker:cause it doesn't change the way I look at you really
Speaker:right
Speaker:to remember the tell me the one time you wanted me
Speaker:you know
Speaker:sometimes we'll put on outfits and remember you're like
Speaker:oh this is a
Speaker:you made me dress
Speaker:like someone that had a better job than me haha
Speaker:and you let's see that
Speaker:and you were like oh
Speaker:tell me again about your tell me how low your copay is
Speaker:well tell me about your health insurance
Speaker:you know what that's the same thing
Speaker:that's the fantasy you know
Speaker:where people like dress up as like a schoolgirl
Speaker:or the guys the business suit or it's like um
Speaker:I don't like schoolgirl
Speaker:that's the fantasy for me is being with you
Speaker:so like why would I wanna
Speaker:yeah that's why there's a problem like okay
Speaker:yes there's certain things in our sex life that I enjoy
Speaker:that I've had explained to you and you do really well
Speaker:now that's not like typical
Speaker:thank you very much like fantasy things right
Speaker:but it's not to make you
Speaker:a different way to install that swing
Speaker:no you're right
Speaker:in all seriousness I remember once my ex wife um
Speaker:she was like I'm just like a schoolgirl
Speaker:and then when she came in oh great
Speaker:what she looked like
Speaker:she had like gotten a job about it
Speaker:and then decided to go back to school
Speaker:she was a lot older and
Speaker:the students I remember I was like
Speaker:problem with the age thing
Speaker:I was like oh
Speaker:is it you just can't pass that one exam
Speaker:she like the guy that went just too much um
Speaker:well I also think that's problematic
Speaker:if we're going back in school girl
Speaker:cause then
Speaker:you wanna have sex with someone who's underage
Speaker:that's what I was just saying all of it is problematic
Speaker:that's I was just saying I think fetish is
Speaker:so there's good fetishes and bad fetishes right
Speaker:if you have a fetish disorder
Speaker:subjective or saying or you're saying no
Speaker:generally so if you have a fetish
Speaker:what's the definition of a fetish
Speaker:usually it's either having sex with an inanimate object
Speaker:which is the only way that you can orgasm
Speaker:or achieve sexual peak or climax
Speaker:or at least some type of sexual satisfaction
Speaker:would you
Speaker:would you consider a vibrator an inanimate object or no
Speaker:cause it does it moves that's an excellent question
Speaker:thank you consider
Speaker:I think
Speaker:if you are only able to have an orgasm with a vibrator
Speaker:and not with an actual person
Speaker:that does fit the description of a disorder
Speaker:the other way that we'll look at it medically is
Speaker:if you can only achieve the same sexual satisfaction
Speaker:with a true body part on your partner
Speaker:but it's non sexual so for example foot fetishes
Speaker:you're obsessed with toes and heels and all of that
Speaker:but a vagina or a penis doesn't allure to you
Speaker:completely
Speaker:so if you like a foot and you like touch a foot
Speaker:and then you have sex and use sexual organs
Speaker:it's typically not viewed as problematic
Speaker:unless your partner doesn't share um
Speaker:the enjoyment or or it's disturbing to them
Speaker:but it's always problematic
Speaker:if it becomes something
Speaker:where you cannot achieve any sexual peaks
Speaker:unless you use this object
Speaker:seems very problematic
Speaker:and going back to the question about the wigs
Speaker:you're right that the problem with that fetish
Speaker:say you feet was your fetish
Speaker:that's very different than saying
Speaker:I want you to look like a different person every time
Speaker:well so you also bring up a really good point
Speaker:we find that typically well
Speaker:so medically when I'm counseling patients
Speaker:there's three major reasons that we have seen
Speaker:people have certain fetishes
Speaker:one is what I'm just reading
Speaker:a list of the most popular kinks and fetishes
Speaker:oh gross okay
Speaker:so one is childhood experiences okay Learned behavior
Speaker:uh so you know
Speaker:you're exposed to certain things
Speaker:or you weren't exposed to certain things right
Speaker:um 1 is biological factors of course
Speaker:what your specific body has turned on
Speaker:sometimes we can't explain it
Speaker:but people are drawn to certain things
Speaker:um and then third is cultural
Speaker:and I think that one's really interesting
Speaker:different countries if you pull up your list
Speaker:are you saying one man's
Speaker:one country's kink is another country's totally normal
Speaker:it could be yeah
Speaker:I don't like the feet one I don't like the feet either
Speaker:that just seems to be the most common one
Speaker:that people bring up and that's why I mentioned it
Speaker:interesting that like across the board
Speaker:like feet comes up first
Speaker:but if you honestly look at different cultures
Speaker:in the way that they approach sexuality
Speaker:different fetishes
Speaker:rain higher ranked among them than other countries
Speaker:sure I guess so what's your list
Speaker:is it American based or is it like some
Speaker:this is kinky worldwide world wide wide ever tell you
Speaker:um it also feed I feel like they could be super gross
Speaker:that's why I imagine someone with a foot fetish
Speaker:it's a clean foot every time I went to have a
Speaker:if I said this on this podcast right
Speaker:I really apologize but I got a
Speaker:what's it called when you almost said a pedophile
Speaker:what's it called when you get your feet
Speaker:oh boy
Speaker:what is it called a pedicure I was thinking of a
Speaker:of a nail nail file whatever in my feet
Speaker:I hadn't gone maybe ever to this place
Speaker:to any place to get a to get a pedicure
Speaker:if you call them pedophiles
Speaker:that's not what that's I thought that's what they used
Speaker:and in my feet were so bad
Speaker:I felt I got them the lady did them
Speaker:she sing a lot of stuff in a different language
Speaker:that seemed like
Speaker:it didn't seem complimentary towards me
Speaker:and the end of it I tipped her 20 dollars
Speaker:which I thought was like a good tip
Speaker:it was a 20 dollar uh
Speaker:service and she looked at me like
Speaker:yep that's about right regular pedicure
Speaker:that's your first mistake
Speaker:it is yeah more expensive they should be
Speaker:but I think she was so grossed out
Speaker:she felt like 100% tip was appropriate so oh
Speaker:sadism am I saying that right
Speaker:oh wait so this is an order of the most prevalent
Speaker:apparently the most popular kinks and fetishes
Speaker:most popular okay
Speaker:10 worldwide favorites sadism is number one
Speaker:it's where you inflict
Speaker:physical or psychological suffering
Speaker:another person to stimulate sexual excitement
Speaker:or when I was married
Speaker:I got all that without the sexual excitement part
Speaker:just got inflicted
Speaker:sad okay
Speaker:so that is that um
Speaker:no masochism is a different one
Speaker:yeah SNM
Speaker:well talk about
Speaker:read the definition of sadism versus masoism
Speaker:so it always gets paired s in them
Speaker:but they are very different oh
Speaker:as with them very much related to sadism
Speaker:masochism is in fact combines the acronym S&M masochism
Speaker:when you drive sexual gratification from your own pain
Speaker:yes humiliation or frustration
Speaker:yeah oh okay
Speaker:I think it's interesting too is um
Speaker:is the sadist someone that enjoys inflicting pain
Speaker:like they get sexual satisfaction
Speaker:or is the sadist someone who enjoys inflicting pain
Speaker:because their partner gets sexual satisfaction
Speaker:because they're the masochist
Speaker:so you have to look out at both ways
Speaker:I don't have a problem with that one
Speaker:obviously she's okay because of our sex wow
Speaker:that okay okay
Speaker:next but my point is
Speaker:remember the time you told me was enough humiliation
Speaker:just for being with me well
Speaker:the humiliation part is weird to me yeah
Speaker:that's
Speaker:don't you worry about be like a trauma
Speaker:and don't you worry about
Speaker:the sex happens and then you're done
Speaker:and you're like okay
Speaker:like like
Speaker:I feel like it's just
Speaker:something carries into your regular life or something
Speaker:turn on the television and talk about the next thing
Speaker:you guys want to watch after you just like did
Speaker:I don't know what you would do
Speaker:that's embarrassing to them
Speaker:to truly embarrass someone else
Speaker:like did you give a list what about pee on them gross
Speaker:I'm just I just embarrassing
Speaker:that's that's degrading yeah
Speaker:it's not a good way to wake up
Speaker:degrading fine line between degrading and humiliating
Speaker:I think
Speaker:so degrading would be like orgasming on a woman's face
Speaker:okay humiliation humiliated
Speaker:I almost think of humiliation is public shaming
Speaker:public shaming well
Speaker:I mean are you humiliated with orgasm on a woman's face
Speaker:in an arena
Speaker:you're right holy fuck
Speaker:what about frustration I mean
Speaker:I guess you could embarrass someone when I won
Speaker:but I think of it as more like public yeah
Speaker:embarrassment humiliation frustration
Speaker:I don't like the frustration
Speaker:is that like teasing for a long
Speaker:long time before you do something too long
Speaker:I like it
Speaker:you did that one time I remember
Speaker:so SNM is fine
Speaker:I think the biggest thing you and I could agree on is
Speaker:the safe word yes
Speaker:the safe word right
Speaker:yeah by the way
Speaker:can I go back to degrading really quick
Speaker:what don't you think degradation to me
Speaker:it has a lot to do with
Speaker:do you know there's porn on the internet
Speaker:I've heard about this never have I
Speaker:but people talk there's porn where it's called
Speaker:the woman doesn't want the thing done to her
Speaker:I am not joking right now
Speaker:so I feel like degrading
Speaker:if it's a bit of a role play where like
Speaker:before it starts a girl goes
Speaker:I want you to do this to me yeah
Speaker:that feels so different to me than like
Speaker:why did you do that or like
Speaker:like doing this to a person that didn't want it
Speaker:uh huh but
Speaker:don't know I brought that up
Speaker:what did you just say when I whisper yeah
Speaker:oh I just when you said that you don't see the porn
Speaker:I was like yeah
Speaker:I doubt it oh
Speaker:I've seen some of it but I would not forced
Speaker:it just doesn't seem nice to be good dear rush porn
Speaker:I you just said this to me
Speaker:did just two days ago this morning
Speaker:not this morning oh
Speaker:I told you this morning yeah
Speaker:yeah I don't frequently do it
Speaker:let me ask you a question and it's kind of
Speaker:it honestly is usually off putting
Speaker:so I typically avoid it but occasionally I feel like it
Speaker:okay like once a year
Speaker:no more no okay
Speaker:well happy anniversary
Speaker:thank you we should go out celebrating
Speaker:what did you type into the search bar
Speaker:what are you really looking for
Speaker:porn the other night uh
Speaker:girl on girl girl wow okay
Speaker:well that's it for today
Speaker:haha girl on girl
Speaker:are you serious
Speaker:I'm totally fine with this and I'm proud of it
Speaker:I believe you there's no threat to you
Speaker:I am absolutely heterosexual
Speaker:but the reason that I like I
Speaker:I find if I ever was like paired with another female
Speaker:I couldn't do anything sexually to her
Speaker:I I don't find those organs to be appealing to me
Speaker:I like your goods but you like to watch it
Speaker:I like to watch it
Speaker:because I like to watch it being done to someone
Speaker:fantasizing that that person is me yeah
Speaker:where like
Speaker:I can see all the parts that I would want touched
Speaker:would you and other girls do that to you
Speaker:no I really
Speaker:so why not guy and girl
Speaker:is it because you have a boyfriend
Speaker:cause the guy always ends up sticking his dick in her
Speaker:and that's not really that pleasureful
Speaker:spoiler alert
Speaker:well because I like it when it's all about the woman
Speaker:yeah when you're
Speaker:when you have a porn where is a guy and a girl
Speaker:sometimes he'll like eat her out or whatever
Speaker:but then you like obviously he wants his
Speaker:whereas the woman if they flip it
Speaker:it's the same view I just see another vagina
Speaker:I was so it turns me on seeing a woman get off
Speaker:thinking it's me getting off
Speaker:it turns me off seeing a penis and balls
Speaker:because the only one I want to see is yours
Speaker:I have no desire to see that
Speaker:do you know um
Speaker:I never it makes total sense and I like
Speaker:I like hearing that and I will never typical though
Speaker:I don't know I'd be curious
Speaker:I can never watch a porn
Speaker:never watch a porn when you're hungry by the way
Speaker:eww no
Speaker:I'm just saying cause I came like
Speaker:don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry
Speaker:cause you buy too much shit
Speaker:you went ever yeah
Speaker:like I came
Speaker:I came when the pizza guy knocked on the door
Speaker:so hungry cheese
Speaker:wow give me that thing
Speaker:what kind of porn do women prefer
Speaker:you know
Speaker:you could learn a lot from a person if you if you uh
Speaker:if you looked at their autofill
Speaker:what's it called you know
Speaker:you type something and it fills in and automatically
Speaker:this isn't doing any of that
Speaker:so yeah
Speaker:pornhub oh far and December 19 2,019
Speaker:this is from Pornhub
Speaker:which is where I went cause obviously everyone does um
Speaker:far and away that's when this girl on girl was
Speaker:this is when you watch the porn
Speaker:is that what you're saying
Speaker:no okay
Speaker:Pornhub is where I went cause it's free uh huh
Speaker:it's a great way to wow I'm so normal
Speaker:I'm normal okay
Speaker:so Pornhub said into in 2,019 far and away
Speaker:the most viewed category of women is lesbian
Speaker:followed by popular with women and Japanese
Speaker:I don't understand what popular by women means
Speaker:that doesn't really help you um
Speaker:and then it said I wanted to find the guys oh wow
Speaker:woo
Speaker:okay I feel like you don't even need me
Speaker:and so lesbian popular with women again
Speaker:I don't like that cause that doesn't
Speaker:that's that could be anything Japanese
Speaker:what do you mean wait
Speaker:wait
Speaker:slow down the second category says popular with women
Speaker:I think what does that mean
Speaker:I think they're saying that from the people
Speaker:from the women that responded to our survey
Speaker:they have said that lesbian is more is more number one
Speaker:that's what they prefer
Speaker:so they're saying popular with women
Speaker:meaning like not men are not being taken into account
Speaker:with the searching of lesbians
Speaker:that's what I would think this is so interesting
Speaker:so after Japanese threesome Ebony amateur anal mature
Speaker:don't even know what that next one means
Speaker:now I'm getting pop UPS of stuff I don't wanna see wow
Speaker:what's Hentai h E N t a I
Speaker:no idea MILF animals
Speaker:which is interesting Big Dick Gangbang wow
Speaker:okay and here's the guys
Speaker:one sounds like my setlist from the other night
Speaker:at the comedy club
Speaker:Hentai yeah
Speaker:is this style of Japanese for
Speaker:oh cartoons
Speaker:EWW who is not jacked off to the Simpsons
Speaker:no I don't understand this at all okay
Speaker:the men's favorite this is porn
Speaker:I found a picture of a drawing
Speaker:and it got me a little bit
Speaker:something happened with my penis
Speaker:well cause it's a good drawing
Speaker:Hentai is up higher on men's list than women's
Speaker:guess what
Speaker:the No. 1 most viewed category by gender for men was
Speaker:according to Pornhub in 2,019
Speaker:blow job Japanese by far
Speaker:look at the graph look how much
Speaker:more than anything else wow
Speaker:and then the second one was amateur
Speaker:I've never searched Japanese
Speaker:it would never occur to me
Speaker:what does that mean mature
Speaker:older is that what you're asking
Speaker:I don't know and then no
Speaker:yeah mature means like 50+ oh
Speaker:so wow that's surprising me yeah
Speaker:so Japanese amateur mature
Speaker:MILF hentai
Speaker:Ebony anal lesbian
Speaker:that's interesting big tits threesome
Speaker:big dick
Speaker:transgender no
Speaker:so you know what though we didn't talk about like
Speaker:if this was cisgender or transgender or yeah
Speaker:I mean it didn't say um
Speaker:any sexual preferences it just said gender probably
Speaker:I'm presuming assigned at birth
Speaker:so that doesn't really help us okay
Speaker:so that was interesting but guess what
Speaker:I found this other one yeah
Speaker:Huffington Post I don't know if you wanna do that
Speaker:I prefer I I I think they have good information
Speaker:just a circle back the stereotype
Speaker:this girl should break up with the guy
Speaker:that wants the different wigs
Speaker:or just have a conversation and tell him to fuck off
Speaker:and if you honors that then stay with him
Speaker:but if he still wants a different wig
Speaker:what if she goes hey no problem
Speaker:bring a different dick oh right
Speaker:we'll come back great response
Speaker:zing yeah
Speaker:bring your pubic hair different color
Speaker:bring your friend's dick and have a red fro above it
Speaker:look at this science is backing it up may of 2023
Speaker:this is blowing my mind
Speaker:at first I was a little bit not worried
Speaker:I don't care you know
Speaker:it's weird when I search for porn
Speaker:I write I write blowing my mind
Speaker:go ahead
Speaker:I don't know where it went
Speaker:how's blowjob not in there
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:I searched for that my whole research showed
Speaker:this is according to Huffington Post
Speaker:in the UK 2,023 90% of women
Speaker:prefer to visualize or create scenarios in our heads
Speaker:to get us turned on
Speaker:further backing fact
Speaker:that most women often search for woman on woman porn
Speaker:so they can see the anatomy yeah
Speaker:and it is
Speaker:despite the stereotype that men love lesbian porn
Speaker:it's actually women who search it much more
Speaker:that's wild
Speaker:that would be my close to my No. 1 thing I would watch
Speaker:do you find that surprising
Speaker:more accurate
Speaker:I don't know why that says
Speaker:do you do you mean accurate
Speaker:as far as how people interact in real life
Speaker:as opposed to a guy on woman
Speaker:that might be crazy or exaggerated
Speaker:do you find it uh
Speaker:surprising or not surprising at all that
Speaker:that's probably what I would search first
Speaker:you would search lesbian porn first
Speaker:I wouldn't write lesbian porn
Speaker:I think I would write like girl on girl why
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:I have no interest
Speaker:no interest
Speaker:in seeing a man have sex with a woman with his penis
Speaker:none so you also just want to see girl parts
Speaker:well I don't mind a blowjob thing
Speaker:oddly enough a video
Speaker:really yeah
Speaker:well that's the same thing as me
Speaker:you like watching what you want to be done to you
Speaker:yes I find it very distracting
Speaker:when I see it from the guys angle
Speaker:it's porns with um
Speaker:opposite genders
Speaker:I feel like are always shot from the man's perspective
Speaker:yep it's never from the woman's perspective
Speaker:nice and it bugs the shit out of me
Speaker:yes me too
Speaker:because I'm like I don't wanna see the guy's ass
Speaker:and his balls slamming into her
Speaker:and his penis like that doesn't do it for me
Speaker:have you ever seen quite unattractive actually
Speaker:I hate that angle the ball slap
Speaker:why did it don't like it
Speaker:just because I can't do it also don't like to see it
Speaker:what I don't like well
Speaker:I do have you ever seen true POV
Speaker:true true porn
Speaker:POV is where it kind of looks like it's your penis
Speaker:so you're there I think these weren't like a GoPro
Speaker:it must look ridiculous to film
Speaker:I feel like that would know and then the girls doing it
Speaker:but you feel like it's your own
Speaker:it's almost like a VR situation
Speaker:like you're looking down at the penis oh
Speaker:well okay
Speaker:that's fine and when you said GoPro
Speaker:I was imagining like the magic school bus
Speaker:going inside of a vagina or something
Speaker:the magic school bus
Speaker:you know how like what's the magic school bus
Speaker:it was like some that's bad that I reference that
Speaker:cause it was a childhood cartoon oh
Speaker:but they would like
Speaker:shrink and go into a blood vessel and drive them all
Speaker:like through the body
Speaker:and then it show you like your stomach oh
Speaker:and they learn about stuff
Speaker:I was just thinking
Speaker:you're like the beginning of fight girls
Speaker:I view of like going into a vagina like seeing
Speaker:and I was like Ew
Speaker:that'd be terrible no
Speaker:it's like suppose I was
Speaker:you could see what a man sees
Speaker:when he's getting that done
Speaker:that's what a POV well that makes sense to me
Speaker:cause that's why I like watching girl on girl
Speaker:uh huh
Speaker:I I really do like to see what I think
Speaker:is gonna be happening to me
Speaker:that's what turns me on yeah
Speaker:that's the most respectful viewing of pornography
Speaker:I could ever imagine when you told me that
Speaker:it made me happy I was happy for you
Speaker:I did there was no feelings of if you said
Speaker:oh I watch this guy do this thing
Speaker:we've talked about it for
Speaker:but the only thing you do is
Speaker:sometimes you'll read a book where it describes oh
Speaker:detail I love my raunchy romance books
Speaker:I was just trying to get my sister to download
Speaker:yesterday just had a conversation
Speaker:and I was like trying to recall like what they say
Speaker:and she was like holy shit Mike yeah
Speaker:this isn't like oh
Speaker:and then he kissed me and we went to the bedroom
Speaker:this is like and then he fucking shoved inside of me
Speaker:and his veins were pulsating all up and down his dick
Speaker:and it's very vulgar and it's wonderful
Speaker:and I like to do it when I'm driving
Speaker:you called me once and I said
Speaker:I think that it's more dangerous than you
Speaker:having two drinks and driving
Speaker:you listening to this shit no
Speaker:you're swerving back and forth
Speaker:I did swerve but
Speaker:I didn't think about an imaginary penis
Speaker:in a man with tattoos that I don't have
Speaker:I well it wasn't that
Speaker:it was the setup of like
Speaker:the sex scenes were pretty impressive
Speaker:he uh
Speaker:I never liked romance novels and I always thought it
Speaker:was silly that these like
Speaker:older women would read them
Speaker:and fantasize about a man sweeping her off her feet
Speaker:and them going into the sun
Speaker:I used to fantasize about a woman sweeping
Speaker:like
Speaker:I'm gonna give you like 3 seconds to retract that one
Speaker:totally just a joke
Speaker:I apologize it that if we were in Godfeld
Speaker:they would say that's what a sexist would say
Speaker:we're not on Gutfeld
Speaker:we're in my house so sweeping my I apologize
Speaker:you know I'm just kidding you know I am
Speaker:I'm really sorry really sweeping
Speaker:I want going on in my house is sweeping the floor
Speaker:with your own fucking tears
Speaker:when I've cut you off sexually
Speaker:because of the shit you just said
Speaker:so if you wanna do that we can do that
Speaker:so you're saying you're in trouble now Jake
Speaker:you're saying
Speaker:sweeping up your feet
Speaker:really sorry I feel like you're really um
Speaker:you're saying you don't want to
Speaker:some super romantic thing
Speaker:you're suddenly realizing you don't mind like a
Speaker:I'm certainly glad that you went
Speaker:the polar opposite of a romance novel
Speaker:and went straight to a misogynistic dick yeah
Speaker:I have a whole book just lady like oh
Speaker:then I entered his dirty bedroom and put stuff away
Speaker:and then you're gonna keep going with this one saying
Speaker:it's a
Speaker:it's different you know
Speaker:what did I tell you in all of your comedy
Speaker:would upset me more than anything else
Speaker:when we first started dating
Speaker:like what topic was off limits
Speaker:I um
Speaker:that would really upset me if I said I was dumb
Speaker:no
Speaker:massage misogynistic stuff
Speaker:ding fucking ding oh okay
Speaker:well that was a silly joke
Speaker:I apologize okay
Speaker:next holy shit
Speaker:I'm mad at you I don't like that shit
Speaker:do you understand though seriously
Speaker:I don't find it funny and
Speaker:the reason I don't find it funny is
Speaker:a sensitive subject
Speaker:that a lot of men have used humor and
Speaker:to get away with very inappropriate
Speaker:disrespectful behavior that has gone on for centuries
Speaker:so the reason I don't like jokes
Speaker:is because you're just perpetuating that
Speaker:it's silly and it's not a big deal
Speaker:and it's a huge deal
Speaker:so I think it'd be safer to move on something else
Speaker:romance novels are great
Speaker:are there guy romance novels I don't know
Speaker:I don't think there are I don't think so
Speaker:you know why because guys can just get off real fast
Speaker:they don't need like the whole fantasy in the
Speaker:yes biological connection that women usually desire
Speaker:absolutely that's exactly what it is
Speaker:I think that's what it is
Speaker:like right now we you could have sex with me right
Speaker:like right now like if we cut
Speaker:would you be able to have sex with me and get off
Speaker:of course okay
Speaker:there's absolutely no way in hell
Speaker:I would get off right now
Speaker:cause I'm mad at you wow
Speaker:okay what um
Speaker:interesting even if you kind of wanted to nope
Speaker:interesting
Speaker:a woman's largest sex orging organ is her brain by far
Speaker:I met some women where it was the vagina
Speaker:we have numerous studies out there that prove that
Speaker:women need some type of connection
Speaker:and neurologically they have to have a feeling of trust
Speaker:or security to want to have sex
Speaker:one night stands women can do it absolutely
Speaker:there's always outliers
Speaker:but the average female require some type of love bond
Speaker:connection and when you upset them
Speaker:and they feel more betrayed or hurt or disrespected
Speaker:and then
Speaker:your shot of having sex completely goes out the window
Speaker:and men also enjoy makeup sex
Speaker:because they feel like that's how they bond
Speaker:whereas women when you're in a fight
Speaker:the last thing they wanna do is have sex
Speaker:because they don't feel closer
Speaker:so when you ask for makeup sex
Speaker:the man in his brain genuinely is thinking hey
Speaker:this will help us feel closer
Speaker:I wanna do it I wanna make up
Speaker:I wanna feel bonded to my partner
Speaker:the woman is like fuck you asshole
Speaker:I need you to show that you love me in a different way
Speaker:and once we're made up then I will have sex with you
Speaker:because they feel very disrespected
Speaker:having sex when you're arguing
Speaker:can I seriously could I seriously defend myself no
Speaker:I think is a comedian if I went on stage
Speaker:there's actually a guy right now getting a lot of
Speaker:shit for doing um
Speaker:like a physical uh uh
Speaker:a joke about like violence towards women
Speaker:and I think he deserve at least getting shit
Speaker:because it's on a Netflix special
Speaker:and I think he probably shouldn't have said it
Speaker:and it's not great
Speaker:I would like to defend sometimes my brain
Speaker:I heard the word sweep the reason I made that joke was
Speaker:because it is such a stereotype
Speaker:so I feel like sometimes I get a little bit of a pass
Speaker:cause I'm like you know
Speaker:I don't
Speaker:sometimes I think she knows I'm not really like that
Speaker:and so I could do this joke
Speaker:and then my brain makes a thing
Speaker:and then I go uh
Speaker:but I see what you're saying
Speaker:you made a great point that it's a
Speaker:happened for hundreds of thousands of years
Speaker:and um
Speaker:I I understand
Speaker:I apologize well
Speaker:I said centuries I wasn't talking to eons
Speaker:I think early cavemen
Speaker:um they weren't the most general risk
Speaker:probably equivalent in what they did
Speaker:yeah um
Speaker:I am glad that he's getting a hard time
Speaker:yeah that joke
Speaker:by the way
Speaker:don't know if you've heard it
Speaker:it's been told 100 times it's sort of like a hack joke
Speaker:talking about the mat rife thing
Speaker:or the beginning of his nothing special
Speaker:he I think he's just trying to like
Speaker:go outside of his normal mold of appealing tip
Speaker:young women who's like unrehearsed comedy
Speaker:but he um
Speaker:does the drug deal with special and it's like a
Speaker:it's like a super like kind of like an old joke
Speaker:it's almost like a street joke
Speaker:which kind of funny
Speaker:that he's getting a lot of shit for it
Speaker:but he'll be fine
Speaker:I think that goes back to say
Speaker:that something was tolerated for a long time
Speaker:and it needs to be changed in our culture now
Speaker:I think it's also like oh
Speaker:it's been said so much it's funny isn't true
Speaker:if you think about like
Speaker:racist comments or homophobic comments
Speaker:we used to say them all the time
Speaker:but now if we say them it's completely not acceptable
Speaker:right you're right that he also made that mistake
Speaker:because you've heard the joke
Speaker:you've heard the joke
Speaker:but times have changed and things are not like
Speaker:you can't say that this joke is
Speaker:I would say conservatively 40 years old
Speaker:and he's the other day I think the problem also though
Speaker:is the segregation of women's rights
Speaker:compared to other activism is
Speaker:you know women
Speaker:typically make up more than 50% of a certain culture
Speaker:population yet they're disparaged more and silenced
Speaker:and a lot of other groups
Speaker:if you look at them
Speaker:have had a lot of activism and been outspoken
Speaker:and I do not want to speak
Speaker:I think that there's so much progress
Speaker:we have to make across the board
Speaker:but it really frustrates me that women um
Speaker:still universally get disrespected a lot
Speaker:so that's why I'm sticking to my
Speaker:my hands on you make you make great points
Speaker:and so we did not get um
Speaker:in this episode we did not get to as often happens
Speaker:we did not get to I think my penis is broken
Speaker:and we also did not get to
Speaker:there's been
Speaker:there's a common thing with this person's exes
Speaker:and this person feels threatened
Speaker:because he or she doesn't fit the mold
Speaker:I can't remember if it was a girl or guy
Speaker:I got a quick question
Speaker:I think we cover this a tiny bit before we move on
Speaker:before we go we might have said a little bit
Speaker:something about this in the previous podcast
Speaker:but I don't remember you walk in
Speaker:I am watching pornography
Speaker:besides the crazy ones like schoolgirl
Speaker:inappropriate hypothetical situation
Speaker:I was trying to think of it happening
Speaker:I don't think that's ever happened
Speaker:but you walk in I'm watching pornography and I go oh
Speaker:you caught me I'm watching I show it to you
Speaker:it's girl and girl you're not that upset
Speaker:we covered what do I show you
Speaker:and we're getting rid of any kind of horrible abuse
Speaker:or step whatever
Speaker:the f person
Speaker:what what do you get a little bit upset about
Speaker:yeah you're really trying to like rough me up today huh
Speaker:I am what do I not like you watching on porn
Speaker:if age stuff would piss me off
Speaker:but no I mean
Speaker:not that that's what I'm saying specifically
Speaker:like not craziness about underage or nothing
Speaker:like illegal or criminal I'm saying like as a woman
Speaker:you see something that a guy might think like
Speaker:oh you're pissed at me for this
Speaker:like what would it be what would it
Speaker:what about like a guy with seven girls or something
Speaker:like a gangbang or like um
Speaker:of course I wouldn't like that yeah
Speaker:I don't I wouldn't like anything past like basic porn
Speaker:you know what's funny though is um
Speaker:I'm glad we talked about it
Speaker:because if I saw you watching two guys having sex
Speaker:I'd have a lot of questions
Speaker:but I just
Speaker:I've got some good news for you and that's what I said
Speaker:right I watched two girls having sex
Speaker:it's okay Jamie I'm not cheating on you
Speaker:I just want to like picture myself getting eaten out
Speaker:and I'm like but if you do it
Speaker:I do really wanna be with a woman
Speaker:I've got questions I'm not okay
Speaker:I feel like what a wild it's not a
Speaker:and this is where I think it's fair to say
Speaker:it's a double standard and I have to admit that
Speaker:as strong as I feel about women's empowerment
Speaker:and female Equality and equity
Speaker:we also have to talk about the opposite
Speaker:this is not fair it's not fair
Speaker:so I'd have to be patient and say okay
Speaker:why are you watching dude on dude porn
Speaker:is it because you liked watching him get a blowjob
Speaker:if it was in the ass I'd be like
Speaker:well
Speaker:is that because that's what you wanna do
Speaker:or is it because you want a guy
Speaker:I don't know that I would really have a problem
Speaker:you're right I would say it's
Speaker:I think you're I think you'd have to be a homosexual
Speaker:if you watch that from what I know
Speaker:so yeah but I don't think it's fair to just assume it
Speaker:since I just so openly said I watched her on girl yeah
Speaker:okay with it I think I have open communication
Speaker:I once was on a porn site
Speaker:and like something like that flashed on
Speaker:I was like oh my God
Speaker:like right
Speaker:cause it sometimes you don't know what's coming up yeah
Speaker:and it was a guy with a gun on soap
Speaker:but I I just do
Speaker:I needed to know how it ended
Speaker:and so I watched a little bit
Speaker:and we all know how it ended yeah
Speaker:you know
Speaker:I wouldn't like that stuff that you just looked up
Speaker:anime and stuff that's really fucking creepy
Speaker:would that be okay you come in the room for me
Speaker:it's creepy what about you walk in person
Speaker:why are you getting off to cartoon
Speaker:it is weird it really bothers me
Speaker:like do you need this fake
Speaker:perfect body that you can like customize on AI
Speaker:like you walk in I'm either watching guy on guy
Speaker:and you wanna be with me forever
Speaker:haha or and or or I'm watching anime
Speaker:what do you
Speaker:what do you wish is the obstacle you have to overcome
Speaker:guy and guy or anime
Speaker:I would take guy and guy over anime no
Speaker:no
Speaker:you wouldn't walk in if you see me anime like
Speaker:do you really want to fuck a cartoon
Speaker:I would have a hard time
Speaker:because when you go to a comic book shop
Speaker:you just blow your little
Speaker:probably people do because for me
Speaker:I I always wanna understand
Speaker:the perspective of the other person
Speaker:if you're watching guy on guy
Speaker:I honestly would think okay
Speaker:he's probably homosexual and then I would think well
Speaker:maybe he's doing exactly what I like to do
Speaker:when I watch porn and see it from that perspective
Speaker:why don't I talk to him if you're watching a cartoon
Speaker:it's because you want something fake
Speaker:and I can't ever produce that procure that
Speaker:replicate it
Speaker:there's nothing that's my complete competition is out
Speaker:I can't I can't do anything
Speaker:so it's like you have these other expectations
Speaker:and I think we talked about this previously
Speaker:where porn is usually okay
Speaker:unless it becomes an addiction where yeah
Speaker:you watch it so much of one specific kind yeah
Speaker:you can't get or specific person
Speaker:well that's a whole different thing
Speaker:but if you watch porn so much
Speaker:that
Speaker:that's the only way that you can get sexually aroused
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:you've got an in the flesh woman right in front of you
Speaker:but all you wanna do is have sex with a blow up doll
Speaker:cartoon
Speaker:a lot of people have a difficult time achieving orgasm
Speaker:with a real partner
Speaker:and that's a horrible demise for many relationships
Speaker:yeah I'm gonna run through the rest of this list
Speaker:in case one was wondering about the fetishes
Speaker:and then we'll wrap up so have you ever heard of CBT
Speaker:CBT like marijuana no
Speaker:that's so funny
Speaker:I immediately thought cognitive behavioral therapy
Speaker:it's not either of those things
Speaker:why did I think about weed
Speaker:I don't even use weed and you thought about a medical
Speaker:it's from that I love the book Feeling Good
Speaker:and it's about cognitive behavior therapy
Speaker:it's cock and ball torture eww
Speaker:that's a common one yeah
Speaker:is it wait wait
Speaker:does it go into detail
Speaker:if it's a woman enjoying hurting a man
Speaker:or if it's a man enjoying being hurt
Speaker:it says the guy want is for the guy to want it
Speaker:we saw that stuff in the construction store
Speaker:remember the thing you put on your finger
Speaker:that had like the metal wheel and yeah
Speaker:like cock like rings but that were like painful
Speaker:with like the pointy things on the inside
Speaker:I don't need that I don't need cock and ball torture
Speaker:you know what you could call it if it were me
Speaker:you could just call it torture
Speaker:how is that different than masochism
Speaker:well I think isn't masochism
Speaker:didn't we say that
Speaker:I think it's a form of I think masochism
Speaker:I think CBT falls under the umbrella of masochism
Speaker:I think so too
Speaker:mummification oh my God
Speaker:what you
Speaker:a person's wrapped from head to toe like a mummy
Speaker:and you just cut off the render
Speaker:to mobilize for sexual gratification
Speaker:wow
Speaker:do you ever read these and think holy shit
Speaker:I'm super normal or do you read them and think fuck
Speaker:I'm missing out
Speaker:I feel like I'm glad I don't need these things
Speaker:that was creepy yeah
Speaker:some people call it burritoing
Speaker:that's not true impact jailbreaker
Speaker:if I
Speaker:if we were like the first night we're gonna have sex
Speaker:like didn't know what you fucking and I'm like
Speaker:hey swaddle me and you swaddle me
Speaker:it's not what they say
Speaker:when you put a baby in the thing that
Speaker:I feel like that's a different fetish
Speaker:wrap me up in a fucking saran wrap
Speaker:cut a hole so I don't die
Speaker:but immobilize me that would be a deal breaker
Speaker:I feel like I'd be like
Speaker:how many people did you kill before me
Speaker:how about it
Speaker:gets rid of the whole possibility of ever having
Speaker:a quickie right
Speaker:you go here we got five minutes you're like
Speaker:oh mama find me by the time we get it wrapped up
Speaker:all the kids are home it's too much stuff
Speaker:that's fucking crazy I've never heard of that
Speaker:have you I'd never heard of that
Speaker:I have not age
Speaker:play is a form of roleplay performed by adults
Speaker:pertaining to be a different age than they are
Speaker:usually younger but any age fits the Bill
Speaker:see keep it legal though
Speaker:we're legal keep it legal
Speaker:I say it's a 70 year old woman
Speaker:she's like
Speaker:I just Learned I just can drink legally tonight
Speaker:it does say age play though right
Speaker:like the opposite you can do the opposite
Speaker:it says usually younger
Speaker:oh it does
Speaker:usually younger
Speaker:why is that such a you can't move it
Speaker:so appealing to have a younger sexual partner
Speaker:no truly
Speaker:I don't understand what could it be
Speaker:I must say a word incorrectly
Speaker:could it be evolutionarily
Speaker:that you want someone that might be fertile
Speaker:how about that for a fucking excuse for these creeps
Speaker:I don't think so for this one
Speaker:I think this is something pathologically wrong
Speaker:when you're searching underage porn
Speaker:well yeah
Speaker:that's look no
Speaker:but girls who look underage
Speaker:sure I think there's something very
Speaker:very wrong with that certainly
Speaker:impact play involves hitting
Speaker:or being hit with an object in a safe
Speaker:consensual way to drive sexual pleasure
Speaker:in pleasure
Speaker:and create or appreciate a sensation of dominance
Speaker:so we're still like doing like sub types of SM
Speaker:yeah role play
Speaker:role play I have a question
Speaker:civics pray to ask under there
Speaker:I'm dying to ask you for role play
Speaker:but I don't want you to tell me
Speaker:have I ever role play I don't
Speaker:think I want you to answer
Speaker:I feel like I have okay
Speaker:but now I can't think of the example once
Speaker:I really don't think I have
Speaker:maybe once I told you that I thought you look super hot
Speaker:I'm very turned on when I see you at work
Speaker:when you're doing doctor stuff
Speaker:it's oh
Speaker:but that's not role playing cause I am a doctor
Speaker:you brought you mean when I brought my doctor stuff
Speaker:yeah you brought your doctor stuff too
Speaker:uh to New York and you dress like a doctor
Speaker:well
Speaker:yep first of all
Speaker:that was like an extra set of everything
Speaker:cause I keep my work stuff at work
Speaker:cause I'd be gross to bring it home
Speaker:and also gross to bring back to patients
Speaker:if we had fun and stuff oh yeah
Speaker:so what I brought was fun
Speaker:and to me it was like kind of cheesy cause I'm like
Speaker:I'm just coming home after a long shift
Speaker:like a fucking bed and you're like
Speaker:let's get it on I actually really liked it
Speaker:I was surprised next week that I was sized
Speaker:how big the Bill was it was very expensive
Speaker:and I guess
Speaker:the only stologist was in a different network
Speaker:what the fuck man
Speaker:cuckholding this is
Speaker:when one partner watches their lover with someone else
Speaker:and drives pleasure from it
Speaker:I don't understand it's cuckholding
Speaker:c U C K H O L d I N G I don't understand that
Speaker:cuckholding don't like it uh uh
Speaker:I do that's the craziest one
Speaker:I don't I can't get inside someone's yeah
Speaker:I knew a guy friend of mine was comedian and he he
Speaker:this guy and a woman hit on him and they were a couple
Speaker:and they brought him back to their place
Speaker:and he knew it was like a weird situation
Speaker:but he was like ah
Speaker:and when they went back to the place
Speaker:the guy he saw them more than once after
Speaker:this girl was very attractive
Speaker:the guy liked to be in the room a little bit
Speaker:and then they'd start kissing
Speaker:then the guy would leave
Speaker:and he would sleep with the guy's wife
Speaker:and the guy wasn't even there he was outside the room
Speaker:he like knowing it was going on
Speaker:he like knowing what was going on
Speaker:was he listening through the door and masturbating
Speaker:he had his penis out
Speaker:well to each his own
Speaker:we have to go that's interesting to me
Speaker:like that's so like it's quite the opposite
Speaker:I'd be like
Speaker:you're fucking cheated on me and I'd be angry
Speaker:it's quite the opposite I wouldn't even be like
Speaker:okay if you're into it
Speaker:like that is like a huge fucking deal breaker well
Speaker:how about I get jealous of guys you slept with
Speaker:that were 10 years before you met me
Speaker:let alone it's inside the bedroom
Speaker:and we met him at a club
Speaker:I wanna know how long you have
Speaker:to like have sex with someone or know someone before
Speaker:you're like hi by the way
Speaker:I'd like to cut holds later
Speaker:how do you bring it up over dinner
Speaker:do you do you go like
Speaker:man what if the sausage was another guy's dick
Speaker:and I watched you gotta like a lure the lady
Speaker:and so you gotta like wine and diner right
Speaker:certainly wouldn't tell her to go sleep your floor
Speaker:and then tell her you wanna go fuck someone else
Speaker:but also are you saying
Speaker:it's totally wrong if I said I'm into cuck holding
Speaker:why don't you watch me sleep with someone
Speaker:that's very different than me saying I like this thing
Speaker:what do you think about a guy fucking me
Speaker:yeah watch
Speaker:yeah yeah
Speaker:well I'll agree that otherwise
Speaker:it seems like you're like trying to get into like
Speaker:sleeping with other people yes
Speaker:but when you're like no
Speaker:I really am voyeuristic in the way of I want
Speaker:well no
Speaker:that's the wrong term
Speaker:but I want to watch you sex with someone
Speaker:I guess so but man
Speaker:or how do you even like get someone into that
Speaker:like they've never done it before and you like
Speaker:you wanna try it
Speaker:what if you don't like it and it ruins everything
Speaker:then you in the relationship
Speaker:but that sucks
Speaker:what if you have a great relationship and you're like
Speaker:let's try this thing and you do it
Speaker:I could see like a threesome doing that group set
Speaker:like some kind of orgy
Speaker:I could see an orgy ruining everything
Speaker:I honestly think that if you and I went to an orgy
Speaker:it we might break up and never talk again
Speaker:and that'd be like one mistake one and done
Speaker:why Ethan I don't think we would well
Speaker:I don't think we ever would
Speaker:but I don't think
Speaker:I was using as an example of like a great relationship
Speaker:so you can't recover from
Speaker:where you have wonderful communication
Speaker:you love each other you genuinely feel connected
Speaker:and yet you make one mistake and you're done
Speaker:it was I'm thinking sensual like yeah
Speaker:both like let's do it
Speaker:I feel like there's so much shit that would go wrong
Speaker:like the drive home would be horrible
Speaker:1 never done 2
Speaker:I have so many questions so many questions
Speaker:I can barely focus on one beautiful woman
Speaker:I want all my energy there
Speaker:but like how do you know who wants who
Speaker:do you know if the guys want the guys
Speaker:the girls want the girls
Speaker:the girls and the guys want each other
Speaker:who how do you do you just get
Speaker:is it a is it a fucking buffet
Speaker:hmm I don't think go up to them and you're like
Speaker:I'll have a little scoop of this side of this one
Speaker:I'll go back for the soft serve only if I have room
Speaker:yeah and then also the guys gotta pay themselves right
Speaker:the girls can have fun for hours
Speaker:but the guy has to like choose what UNINTER
Speaker:can you imagine you go to this orgy
Speaker:let's say you be paid
Speaker:let's say you pay and it's like for 5 hours
Speaker:you get to go to the orgy
Speaker:can you imagine being the guy
Speaker:just watching your wife
Speaker:fuck people for the other four and a half hours
Speaker:yeah and you're like
Speaker:oh that first person was great
Speaker:now I'm gonna sit here
Speaker:cause I'm unable to get out of here soon
Speaker:like when you're like
Speaker:when your wife's at the craft store
Speaker:you kind of done is it we got everything
Speaker:like how there's so much pent up
Speaker:like excitement until you climax
Speaker:and like the minute or two after of recovery
Speaker:and then you rest but then you're like
Speaker:I'm done yeah
Speaker:where is this guy would have to sit and watch
Speaker:then it even be worse you know what reminds me of
Speaker:you'd have to like
Speaker:wait and not do anything for like hours and hours
Speaker:hours and then go at the very end
Speaker:that's a lot of self control you'd have to
Speaker:it reminds me of if you ever been at a dinner
Speaker:this just happened to me and you are all the stuff
Speaker:and you don't wanna be there all night
Speaker:you're hungry
Speaker:and you wanna eat and go back and maybe do something
Speaker:and you order steaks and it takes a little while
Speaker:but it's not too bad
Speaker:and then someone joins your group and the waiters like
Speaker:would you like to order something
Speaker:and they're like oh
Speaker:actually yeah
Speaker:I'll have a Tomahawk and you're like
Speaker:we fucking it just started over
Speaker:I'm full I don't wanna watch someone eat a steak
Speaker:not a great analogy well
Speaker:I always thought it was really interesting
Speaker:people who worked at a restaurant
Speaker:if they were like yeah
Speaker:you were the best restaurant ever
Speaker:you get free food all the time
Speaker:but they're like oh
Speaker:I just ate I'm full of shit
Speaker:and I have to smell food for the next five hours yeah
Speaker:it's gonna be difficult I remember at Arby's
Speaker:I loved roast beef at the whole time
Speaker:never never got old
Speaker:never got old and I had no money
Speaker:is that I was bodybuilding at the time
Speaker:and so I was eating like five regulars
Speaker:couple giants all day long
Speaker:I was ketoing oh
Speaker:so you were just eating the meat
Speaker:are you putting sauce on it
Speaker:no oh
Speaker:this one time you never got sick of it
Speaker:I used to steal sandwiches
Speaker:but a lot of times it was cause they made them yeah
Speaker:by mistake so maybe I took maybe once in a while to end
Speaker:this one time I took a
Speaker:I took a giant Arby's sandwich
Speaker:which is just meat that's all it is
Speaker:there's no sauce but you can't just eat a sandwich
Speaker:right so I go in the bathroom and I lock the door
Speaker:it's a Warner one seater and I take the sandwich
Speaker:I'm about to eat it and I look over in the toilet
Speaker:someone shit the exact
Speaker:it was like they ate a there was a huge
Speaker:there was like a giant shit and it was the same shit
Speaker:yeah why did you eat in a toilet
Speaker:you have to cause I was still
Speaker:I was eating a sandwich that they probably could have
Speaker:stealing it so you went to where else would I go
Speaker:bathroom it's gross
Speaker:I don't know where else to go to eat stone sandwiches
Speaker:not in the bathroom you know
Speaker:the most popular place to eat a stone sandwich
Speaker:is about I doubt that I feel like you just go out back
Speaker:but this poop it was like a sneak exhibit
Speaker:then how did you eat the meat
Speaker:if you're looking at shit
Speaker:threw it away never mind
Speaker:I said never mind
Speaker:what is the grossest story you have at Arby's
Speaker:grossest Derby story
Speaker:we're gonna put a pin in that for next time
Speaker:because we have to we had to wrap this shit up
Speaker:and we're still gonna get the broken penis oh
Speaker:gross stories and x
Speaker:someone has an X that's a certain type
Speaker:and whether that matters we'll see you next time
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:do you know the honest truth yeah
Speaker:one second you know
Speaker:my favorite thing is the fact that
Speaker:I'm laughing so hard and you're so on amused
Speaker:I think that that's all of men versus women
Speaker:that that struck me so funny
Speaker:I actually know that it's real
Speaker:because I heard this story before we had a podcast
Speaker:hmm
Speaker:anyway I
Speaker:I don't know I think also I'm used to like
Speaker:performing surgery and afterwards
Speaker:not letting patients go
Speaker:until they've had a bowel movement
Speaker:or past gas because oftentimes
Speaker:the medicines we give cause constipation
Speaker:especially opiates for pain control
Speaker:so after surgery
Speaker:you wanna make sure that the gut motility is there
Speaker:before you discharge someone
Speaker:so they don't go home and have a bowel obstruction
Speaker:so a lot of times I'm like hey
Speaker:you can get out of here soon as you fucking fart
Speaker:and it's totally serious yeah
Speaker:so like it's a it's a thing
Speaker:and then someone will fart and you're like yeah
Speaker:it's like a genuinely like
Speaker:so I don't know can I miss something to you
Speaker:I didn't even care about that medical question
Speaker:I want to play the fart noise
Speaker:oh you have a fart
Speaker:but you had a great answer so I'm glad we did it
