Hi everyone!
My guests on today's episode are the unbelievably creative and spiffing chaps in The Ex-Bombers! You may know some of their work from their work on The Jim Cornette Experience's theme, as well as Jeremiah Plunkett's theme in NWA wrestling. We talk all about their process in working on these themes, as well as talk about their own original music and their wild instruments like an 8 string bass. We also talk about how they approach their overall creative vision, as they are unbelievably involved in all facets of their videos, music, and art!
We also play our favorite game on the show, Music City Rumble, where The Ex-Bombers name the musicians they'd book in a wrestling match: one men's match, one women's match, and one tag team match!
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Nancy and Kitty today joining us from the X-Bombers.
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:How y'all doing today?
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:Great to be here, John.
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:Amazing.
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:Yeah, the only thing is that people don't know this is morning.
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:Oh, yeah.
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:And we don't do morning so well.
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:Only for you am I going to get up before noon.
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:That's what I'm saying.
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:Well, that's legitimate.
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:And we were talking before we jumped on the air about just everything that you guys have
done, all the different pieces you've done, which we're gonna talk about.
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:But first and foremost, for everyone watching and for everybody listening, go check out
X-Bombers everywhere you can check out any videos of theirs, because their video, my God,
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:the way they shoot.
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:Everything that they have is like crisp pro quality and I just want to say as like
independent to independent You guys are doing that the way it's got to be done So I just
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:wanted to applaud you for the excellent videos Everybody because you guys are just
crushing that part
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:that means a ton.
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:We put a lot of love into those videos.
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:Everything from the costuming to the writing to the actual shooting and editing.
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:I mean, we've shot things on Super 8 film.
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:We've rented TV studios and brought in professional wrestlers.
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:We've, I mean, we've ran around the streets of Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
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:I mean, we've done some wild stuff in them and, you know, like we come from a visual, like
we love visual.
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:I love music videos.
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:Like they look awesome.
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:And our favorite part of pro wrestling used to be
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:when they would just go somewhere and shoot something.
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:Like no more like, I'm backstage or whatever.
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:It's like, nah man, you go somewhere, you shoot something.
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:Whether it's like a fun video package, edited something together, or you just went
somewhere and filmed it.
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:Like all those Smokey Mountain, WCW, USWA, I mean like all those things, they would just
go somewhere.
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:And I think our run and gun style is part MTV, part that, where you're like, let's get
everything we can on frame.
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:just on screen, all our best on screen.
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:We just read the book, Make Your Own Damn Movie by Lloyd Kaufman.
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:I don't if you do trauma.
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:Yep, I do.
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:Absolutely.
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:Toxic Avenger, yes.
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:And so he's just like, he's like, take every dime you have and put it on screen.
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:And that's, that's how we do it is like, there's a lot of a lot of lot of hook and crook
that goes into an X Bombers music video to make that happen.
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:And thank you for mentioning that it's like professional level like that, because it's, it
is what we're going for.
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:And we have a background in it.
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:But to do that stuff is just to
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:It's just to make it happen and have it on frame there and have it on screen.
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:And so anybody watching who watches it, please reach out.
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:Like we love talking videos and that our hearts on those things like it is on our record.
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:So thank you, John.
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:Absolutely.
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:like even look at, keep trying to fix bad with worse.
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:Like to me, I saw like the other stuff, which we'll talk about, obviously the themes, the
Jim Carnet stuff.
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:And I'm like, those are great.
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:But then being able to see like what you guys are able to do from that capacity too.
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:It's like, man, you're creating a story.
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:And I think people appreciate that too.
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:People appreciate like, Hey, this band's going out of their way to just make an awesome
video, a fun video.
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:And you hear it all the time with creatives too, right?
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:There are so many creatives that
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:have made it onto large screens, onto movies, just as far as the eye can see.
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:And you hear them saying, I just started off not knowing what I'm doing.
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:And then we just did what we thought was right.
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:And all of a sudden, here's this.
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:And it's just like, it adds such a human feel, such a dynamic feel, and also such a feel
to who you guys are as performers and as artists, which at the end of the day, that's what
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:we all are.
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:Yeah, thanks again.
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:That's awesome.
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:So that that particular song which was a wild sort of shoot Yeah, the thing is music
videos can cost a ton of money if you let them but you know what's free is Creativity and
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:your friends and and story like we're saying narrative is free narrative is free Yeah, you
know narrative is causal one thing leads to another somebody wants something something
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:gets in the way of them getting that thing Chaos ensues action heats up
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:And so that video is wild because A, it's an uninterrupted A block.
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:If you notice, the performance and the story are all in one.
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:So we don't have hides and stuff, like it's got to move forward.
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:Two, if you watch it, that is legitimately shot in the back of a 1999 Plymouth Voyager
minivan.
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:And when we're about to be done, Kitty, what happened?
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:It caught on fire.
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:Are you serious?
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:on fire.
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:Yes, we were almost done shooting.
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:And of course, like the engine overheated and smoke was coming out and we were like, just
keep driving, just go, let's finish this.
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:It was idle, I couldn't get over like 15.
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:I'm just like, I'm like, we need these.
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:And so was by the time everybody was kind of out of it.
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:But yeah, mean, because it's wild, because you don't know where it's going to go and why,
and it has a satisfying conclusion to it.
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:I mean, that's the thing, too.
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:Like, we like to punctuate our narratives.
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:They end at the end, but maybe it asks a new question or something going on.
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:I think there's a lot of like look at the camera and like shrug leaving things open.
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:I think we're in this weird post post postmodern storytelling world where things like
causality and what people want and you know logical coherence of a storyline are just out
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:the window so you know if we can do so in the back of a 99 Plymouth Voyager that's on a
little bit of fire you know we're contributing to the right thing.
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:That's crazy though too when you think about it because if you're talking about like the
creation of a video like that, you know, you guys have this story, you have everything
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:You have your fans who are supporting you with like you see at the end of the video, you
have the people come out and it's, all real cool.
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:And then obviously the car lights on fire.
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:Like that's, you know, obviously we're going to say that isn't part of it, but it is part
of it.
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:Like it's
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:And now whenever you talk about this song, you're like, yeah, at the end, we basically
one-shotted it, did all this stuff.
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:And then at the end, the car lit on fire.
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:So you're just like, we totally planned that.
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:But it's like that kind of spontaneity, which I guess fire is, yeah, fire spontaneity.
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:When you're talking about those things, it's like, it adds so much more to like kind of
the ethos of everything and years down the line and like even days down the line.
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:People are just like, man, what went into that?
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:And then they see the final product.
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:They see what you guys are putting out.
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:it's just, the song itself is a banger too.
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:And that's one thing about you guys, which I really admire too, is the sound that you
bring on all the songs that I've picked up from you guys.
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:Because as someone that writes entrance themes, as someone who is a child of like more
what I would call like the modern metal, like death metal and you know, all those things
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:and going to jazz and all this, and then being a composer, it's like, you know, for me,
whenever I hear somebody that has
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:what I would say is like that real authentic rock and roll style.
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:To me, it's something that I always really appreciate.
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:And it's always something that you could tell is real.
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:It's something you could tell comes from the heart, no matter what you're doing, no matter
what the lyrics are.
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:And, you know, I think that's with the X Bombers, you really feel that whether it's on
themes, whether it's a Jim Cornett song, whether it's on this one or throughout the
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:catalog.
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:And I mean, you guys have been doing this since 2010.
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:So you've had time to really refine that sound to
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:have the ability to be like, this is the vibe that we're going for.
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:And the fact that you guys record everything analog, you know, you can record analog over
here on the other side of the screen here.
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:But for a lot of the work that I do, everything has been digital.
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:I don't know if that's pulling the wool back too far to my listeners and viewers here,
but...
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:You know, that is a lot of the times what you see, especially with us entrance theme
composers.
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:You plug in, sometimes someone's like, hey, we got a show at six.
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:Can you record this at five and send it over at five 30?
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:And you're like, what are we doing here?
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:It's crazy.
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:Yeah, it, it happens.
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:But like, you know, the fact that you, you do hear the difference a lot of the times
between recording analog, even then bringing it to digital and just kind of going right
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:in.
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:And, you know, I feel like that really comes through on the recordings that you guys do.
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:Thank you.
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:So one of the things that's maybe different than us and other people who write is that
we're a working band and that's why we do 70 to 80 live dates a year.
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:We envy Ric Flair being the 60 minute man.
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:I mean, we do a lot of three hour shows.
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:So like we got good at playing in front of people, knowing what works, seeing like the
physical solicitations of like things where you play something, you can see if it's
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:working or if it's not.
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:So like a lot of what you hear like gets worked out.
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:out in front of an audience and you figure it out over dates.
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:And if you're a live band, that's just kind of where we come from.
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:We can do studio, but I think we excel at live.
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:Right?
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:Like we just have that energy to it.
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:I think our studio stuff is very live.
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:I mean, we literally don't track separately.
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:We do it together.
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:Yeah.
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:And if we could cut vocals at the same time, I think we would.
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:just really there's too much bleed when you do that.
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:Well, she's the drummer and singer, too.
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:So every drum beat you hear and everything is her playing it.
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:There's not one overdub or anything in there.
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:Like that's exactly how it happened in the room that time.
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:is like eight string bass and drums.
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:There's nothing else going on on it.
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:And so that's maybe a piece of it.
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:so, you know, as musicians, we kind of see, what's the person I'm talking to up to?
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:I'm like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, you're you're you're an orchestra and I'm a person with
like a Tom, right?
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:But like that's really cool too because we're writing from as you said a rock and roll
perspective We're writing from 60s bubblegum pop 70s punk rock where it's like these
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:catchy sorts of rhythmic sorts of things when something hits Something hits and we're
thinking in terms of like percussion movement that sort of thing and you know and then the
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:main melody of course is going to be like the vocal but the rest of it is like Everybody
else can write melodic.
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:We end up writing like a bowling ball.
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:If you listen to our stuff is actually mixed to mono
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:There's no stereo mix.
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:It is straight ahead.
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:You listen to that thing on one speaker, it's just going to hit you.
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:You know, I think that's the interesting thing is that we're just writing from this unique
perspective and that like that the wrestling world and people and themes in general have
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:said like, no, you do your thing.
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:You know, I'm like, I'm like, fantastic.
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:I like our thing.
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:But that's the thing too, is you're saying that it's like a foreign concept right now.
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:It wouldn't have been foreign 30, 40 years ago.
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:It wouldn't have even been foreign like 25 years ago.
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:But I think now with the way the music industry goes, where it's kind of like, you got to
start putting out this music and then you have a whole industry that's not even just based
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:about the art side, but kind of what I call the difference between like art music and work
music.
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:It's just like, all right, cool.
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:We have to go ahead and put out the music that has to...
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:fit this scene, fit whatever it is, you know, and sometimes you can lose a little bit of
the artistry, which I feel you guys don't.
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:And, you know, that's really a testament to what you guys do.
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:And the other thing too is when you guys are recording and writing the music the way that
you are, what people hear live is pretty darn close to what you hear on the records too.
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:I think that's a bit of a lost art now too.
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:you know, don't get it twisted.
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:You can go, you can do backing tracks, you can do whatever the case may be for like bigger
productions.
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:I'm looking at you, people that use 50 piece orchestras and I see six of you on stage.
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:I know what you do.
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:I've done it before.
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:But you know, it's one of these things where like you guys come on stage and you have this
just raucous sound.
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:It's this live sound at people that know you and people that are finding out about you.
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:If they're listening to the records, they're listening to this song, they're listening
to...
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:you know the fleet of songs that you guys have put out they're getting that same
experience live and i think that's something i think that's really unique to a lot of the
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:music nowadays
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:Thank you!
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:We actually try to point that out in the live show where we will call attention to the
fact that like, Nance doesn't have any pedals, just plugged directly into an amp, and I
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:don't even play with toms.
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:so there's no, you know, there's no trickery anywhere.
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:I mean, sometimes I wish there was.
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:real quick, real quick on that.
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:So how did that come to be?
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:Because even like for me, I play a decent level of drums and I love drums.
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:I think they're great.
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:I'm looking across at an electric kit that I have here and I see one, two, three toms and
I'm going, I don't know how I would function without toms.
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:So tell me about that decision to go, you know what?
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:I'm going to go sit behind the kit and take a bunch of these things off.
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:yeah.
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:It didn't fit in the car.
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:me?
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:you had to move and travel with a giant kit like over and over, I swear you'd cut your
toms too.
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:You'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, not hauling these everywhere.
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:I'm not doing it.
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:Keep in mind, every show is you move that drum four times.
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:From your space to the vehicle, from the vehicle to the venue, from the venue to the
vehicle, from the vehicle back to the space.
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:So I'm lazy and I don't want to move those toms every single day.
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:I remember the earliest days of this band.
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:You looked at a bunch of other people with big kits and you're just like, I would like to
just pare this down.
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:It's also because I was not any good at it.
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:And I seriously, I looked at those people and I said, I'm never gonna be them.
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:I'm never gonna be as good as they are.
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:So I have to do something totally different in order to like be okay with myself and you
know, and be able to do it period.
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:So that's why really, that's the honest to God reason why.
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:But you know what, too, I'm giving you a hard time over it now, but when musicians do
things like that, like even we'll talk about the eight string bass here in a second, but
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:you know, we think of little things like, okay, cool, you don't play with toms.
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:Now that makes you play a certain way.
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:Now that helps build your sound.
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:And so when people see and people hear you, they're like, man, they're only using these
parts of the kit.
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:And they may not, let's say, think about it if they're not like a musician, but they're
like, okay, cool.
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:They're like, there's this sound that nobody else has.
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:And they're like, what makes that?
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:And when you talk to people on interviews or people see you live and they're like, oh,
there's no Toms here.
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:You're basically just like, oh yeah, that makes me me.
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:And that makes me really unique.
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:I've also played in bands where drummers are bringing out for a show for like 30 people,
like a 15 piece drum set.
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:And you got five minutes to get that drum set on and five minutes to get that drum set
off.
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:And then a show that starts at 10 and is supposed to end at 12 ends at three because the
drummers can't get their stuff off quick enough.
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:We know those stories.
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:And if they take the cymbals off the stands on stage, that is a punishable effect.
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:Cardinal sin.
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:Cardinal sin of playing live.
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:That's a no-no.
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:That's one of those things where you just tell the first drummer, you put your drum set
on, and then everybody else uses that drum set.
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:And then that drummer is going to be like, yeah, how about you bring on a three piece, and
then we'll do that.
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:That'll be just a three piece.
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:We don't need these 15 toms.
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:We're fine.
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:We're good.
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:So you mentioned your drum set.
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:You mentioned how you don't have toms on it.
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:And then you brought it up before, my friend, about your eight string bass.
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:I write.
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:Now I play six string and seven string guitars.
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:I like eight strings because it's laid out in a certain way.
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:But even students are like, should I do an eight string?
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:I'm like, I don't know.
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:Eight strings are crazy, but with an eight string bass, it's doubled.
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:Like each string is doubled.
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:So definitely go ahead.
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:I'd love for you to show us that if you have that around.
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:Oh yeah, so here's the thing, on ropes and riffs, so we're gonna talk music, we're gonna
talk wrestling.
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:So I brought it, so it's a Hakestrom A-string bass, so if you can see on top, it's octave,
like it's 12-string guitar, but it's still E-A-D-G, right?
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:it's, know.
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:So it's still riffing, but the thing is, you know, if you're playing just, you know, the
root note, you know, versus the chorus of it, you know, you get all the highs and stuff.
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:You get all the highs and it's like for riffing.
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:So like when she started not playing with Toms, I don't think it was like a conscious
decision, but every other two piece in the world is guitar and drums.
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:Like they go, guitar and drums, guitar and drums.
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:And we tried that for one practice.
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:And I was like, I hate this, I can't riff.
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:Because you know, you can't play a guitar alone, because we always say that music needs
ass.
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:Ass is this thing that makes you move and it makes you feel rooted to the ground and if
you're riffing on bass You know, I mean I think you know we talk influence like how can
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:you not talk about geezer Butler?
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:Right like geezer Butler has ass when it comes to a bass line It's just he digs in and the
geezer is the guy who taught us all to anchor with our pinky when we're playing right?
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:You know, you start off you anchor with your index finger you anchor with your pinky, you
know, you can get that like, you know
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:But that was the case is that I didn't like the lack of lows and then I didn't want to use
a whole lot of pedals.
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:It doesn't sound right.
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:And then my uncle actually told me, was like, know, because I came from playing 12 string
guitar.
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:And so he was like, you know, they made an eight string bass.
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:I'm like, shut up.
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:So, you know, I had a pile of other stuff that I had to go and sell to figure out how to
get one, because they only made a couple hundred of these in the 60s.
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:And they're not a popular instrument because they are terrible if you're in a full band,
because they just take up way too much space.
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:They take up the trouble.
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:They don't really do like bass well either.
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:It's not like you want that like pounding Thunderbird or P bass or guilt B through a one
or something.
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:It like takes up its own weird space that's like a little bit higher on the bass and a
whole lot of trouble but not as much to be able to hit guitar.
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:It's a weird instrument and like I think that's the thing is that like that it just became
unique that I started hearing songs that way because you could riff on it you could hear
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:and you played differently and you end up playing bass and rhythm guitar at the same time.
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:So if you listen to our songs that's what's going on.
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:And there's no toms because toms would be competing with about the sonic space of the
8-string bass.
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:So like we didn't know that at the time.
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:It was like a happy accident.
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:But you touched on something there too.
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:And I think with the eight-string bass too, you kind of get the best of both worlds in a
way, especially if you're somebody who's writing and somebody who, dare I say, is kind of
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:coming from a bit of a guitaristic mind on it.
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:But at the same time, you're getting that low end too, because then you're kind of
approaching the instrument in such a way where you're using it to make rhythms, you're
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:using it to groove, though also like a bass.
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:So it probably changes a little bit of the way that you play and makes you a little bit
more...
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:a little bit more composer-esque than you would normally be on guitar, but a little bit
more melodic than you might be on a bass, for example.
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:And it's interesting that you are using that because you're talking about this
eight-string bass.
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:There's a band that I love called This Town Needs Guns, TTNG for short.
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:And when you see them live, I'm pretty sure they're still doing it now, but they use a
bass that's just a six-string guitar tuned down a complete octave.
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:And I forget what you call that, but it's literally the same thing, right?
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:It's just a...
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:a guitar in standard, they call it like, they don't call it a bass guitar, but they call
it something like that.
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:But like, it's basically a sixth string with the bass, with all bass strings, E-A-D-G-B-E.
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:And it's really cool.
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:And for me, it starts to show you like, okay, cool.
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:Like we're in this time where you don't just have to do guitar, you don't just have to do
bass.
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:There's all these different ways.
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:And for you, instead of having to throw like an octave pedal on it then just go all the
way down, you know, you're like, that sounds digital.
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:We got this and it works for the sound that we're doing.
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:And again, it gives like that loud, raucous sound.
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:It can do what you need to, but it really fits the sound that you guys are going for.
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:And it's cool that it's been like, yeah.
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:between the octave and the main.
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:So it creates all these wild overtones.
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:So like an octave pedal says, you are this, this is the exact equivalent of this.
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:The way that something shakes and yeah, they interplay and there's harmonics and stuff.
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:So the analog way of doing something is always the bigger pane, but always the more like
unique, interesting, like intriguing.
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:I mean, I think when we write songs and we play, our goal is to take you on a trip
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:somewhere, but also like to make it exciting where you're just like, I haven't heard this
before.
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:I haven't done this thing before.
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:So, you know, that kind of leads to that as well.
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:And talking about exciting stuff, you guys have a theme that you did.
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:I'm sorry.
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:Talking about exciting.
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:You guys have a theme that you did for Jeremiah Plunkett in NWA, which is as the name
implies a wicked bad song.
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:just named, I just used the bad from the title of it, but you guys know, talk to us a
little bit about that theme.
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:Cause that hits hard too.
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:And again, like we're talking about in the world of entrance themes.
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:You know, if you look at all the different companies, there's a lot of themes which are
kind of like, okay, they're a theme.
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:They're a theme that does a thing.
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:But when we think of really great entrance themes in wrestling, we think about something
that's a bit unique towards the character and really identifies them.
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:And with Jeremiah Plunkett's theme, definitely think you guys nailed that.
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:Walk through us a little bit on to how that came to be.
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:So we met Jeremiah, he was actually one of the people who was in our Get the Experience
music shoot.
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:So he was one of the dudes in the hood.
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:And what was cool is that like, we knew who he was before he reached out.
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:like, I know exactly who you are.
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:And so I mean I would say that over the course of working with them We kind of got to
become friends too.
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:So we kind of got to know him a little bit So we're inspired by by people like we meet
somebody and we kind of get to know him We're like, okay I kind of see who you are and
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:Jeremiah Plunkett is the nicest guy in the world who I would not ever ever want to mess
with
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:That's how it is with all wrestlers, by the way.
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:I've said this on multiple shows, I've said this for years.
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:I'm like, dude, some of the nicest people I've worked with in the world on projects are
wrestlers.
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:And like, there's this one girl I always bring up, girl Masha Slamovich, she's in TNA now.
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:She's just unbelievable.
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:And her moveset is just like, she hurts in all of the right ways.
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:And I always say, I'm like, we came up with this really heavy theme, but talking to her, I
don't mean to burst Masha's bubble.
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:one of the nicest people in the world, And that's always how it is.
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:Please, thank you, everything.
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:my gosh, you're so nice.
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:And I'm just like, dude, this is so cool.
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:So it's good to hear that he's also the same way on the other side of the camera.
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:Pro wrestlers will go to the end of the earth for you like Kitty how many you know how
badly did you hit them with like stuff that day?
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:Well, you know you're doing a million takes or something
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:And that was a one take.
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:So we had to do the whole thing over and over.
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:yeah, but they, mean, everybody was so professional and accommodating and just really
worked with us.
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:our whole thing was like, we're just like, man, this is is a legitimate concrete floor.
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:Don't fall on it.
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:And they're like, we know no other way.
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:And that's the thing, actually, that this is this is my like pet peeve.
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:It's a pure wrestling pet peeve is that like when places don't like
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:Like these people give their bodies entirely on these things.
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:I mean, the way that they go and the way that wrestlers who love that craft are willing to
walk through a wall for you.
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:Our thought is always you just have to like put them in the most, the best position for
success and to look their best and the safest sort of thing that gets the most out of
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:something.
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:And so with Jeremiah, was like a long-term sort of thing where we did that and we talked
and he helped like promote the video and he wore like one of our shirts at like a bull
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:rope match he was doing.
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:I mean, like it was like a long-term sort
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:of thing.
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:And you know, he brought up something we do an annual award show called the Bommie Awards,
recognizing excellence in excellence.
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:And so he mentioned something about doing a theme and I was like, I was like, I got an
idea that I've kind been working on for it.
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:And so, you know, we went from probably our last record, New Love is Easy, from this like
more kind of psychedelic jazz background to just one day we put on a few years ago, it was
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:a
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:like bad classic rock record comp.
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:And it was like foreigner and foghead and all and like we had this guttural feeling to it,
right?
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:Yeah, you see you just said bad.
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:It's not bad.
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:It's amazing.
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:It just has all the best like kind of classic rock and we just I don't know.
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:It's something in our little brains broke and we were like this.
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:This is what we want to do.
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:We want to make this kind of music.
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:feeling.
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:Yeah.
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:You know, and if you we grew up at WCW house.
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:We were both in WCW House.
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:We loved world championship wrestling.
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:When WCW went away in late 1999 and you're like, went out of business in 2001.
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:I'm like, no, my WCW left in October 1999.
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:But all those themes, all those Jimmy Hart themes, the idea that an angle could get over
because of music.
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:Three count.
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:How brilliant is that?
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:Everyone hated boy bands.
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:They go out there and they dance.
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:Disco Inferno.
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:Glenn Gilberti is a talented wrestler, but he never would have gotten over like that if
everybody didn't hear Disco Fever, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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:And like, Surfer Sting, a man called Sting, there's, you know, he comes out.
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:You kidding me?
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:I still sing that one, I love that one.
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:I think you've heard of that.
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:No, yeah.
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:it's on repeat, ladies and gentlemen.
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:m
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:back to the back to he's a bad, bad man.
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:That was the thing is that we wanted something that was just like this like piece of
classic rock, something, you know, something that like Judas Priest or the Scorpions or
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:Brownsville Station would be doing.
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:We're like in that mindset these days, but we wanted it to be this thing that like is
exciting to hear in person too.
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:So when he comes out, you want it that speed where he kind of walks out that way, you
know,
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:And Jeremiah, like legitimately, like I ran into him on one take of the experience video,
like, because I, you know, if you watch it, you should, it's 96 seconds.
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:It's wonderful.
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:I have to smear him with this eight string guitar, with his eight string bass.
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:And on one take, I took a step too far.
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:And it's like, I ran into a cement wall, a hundred year old oak tree.
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:And like, it was all my fault.
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:It's like, he felt so bad.
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:I'm just like, you feel bad for not moving.
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:um And so, you know just to kind of get that like where it's in his mind and I think that
was the other thing too is that like We wanted to give him a gift anybody we write a theme
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:song for we want to give them a gift and Like we wanted to say like no we see you this way
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:Like you are this thing, you know, cause people are like, it's plunky.
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:And in my head, I'm like, people should be calling a Mr.
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:Plunket.
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:Only like, cause he's like, you know, like he's the Arne Anderson of our day is he just
goes ahead and he's a beast.
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:he just, you know, we just want it to be where it's just everybody else has like these
kind of like other themes that are like that, but we want to slow burn.
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:But then we ended up putting the hook in the beginning of it.
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:We're like, let's start it with the chorus.
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:Let's, let's jumpstart it and start.
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:Hotsy you know what's going on and then the story that we wanted to tell was all these
sorts of situations and you know us we're not we're not a trusting pair so any song that
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:we write we want to be able to record live we want to be able to play it live at shows
tell people about it every theme song that we've done is part of our lives that we tell
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:everybody who's there who this person is we always make a joke it's like we're in you know
we're in Darien Illinois tonight go ahead and follow at plunkitis so you confuse him you
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:know and so we you know our friends
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:our friends for a long time but also like we didn't we wanted to do a song that we loved
so we didn't necessarily totally trust that he would use it
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:Because it's wrestling and so we wanted to write a song that was like kind of two levels
and so lyrically It's like part bad bad Leroy Brown And and and coding by the charlatans.
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:It's about this like bad influence That's going on that you don't want to mess with in any
kind of way And so we thought that instead of writing about a very specific person We
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:would use pieces of Jeremiah to kind of inform this holistic sort of thing so then he
would see himself again in
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:in as well.
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:But you know, and then there's like little sprinklings of like wrestling things in there.
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:Like if he shoots, he doesn't miss, right?
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:So like if you know, don't mess with him in the ring or else, you know what I mean?
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:You're going to wind up on the bad side of a hold, right?
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:And then, you know, his sugar hold is never sweet.
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:So it sounds like drugs, which it partially could be.
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:But sugar hold, of course, is made famous by Bob Roupe.
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:And then, you know, he would use it in some of his matches.
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:So like it's these two layer sorts of things, because we think if you write a theme song
that's just all
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:about like wrestling like he's gonna slam me through this table and do this and that it's
like
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:Well, then you get Piledriver.
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:That's basically what you get at that point.
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:which Piledriver was great, but that was so on the nose.
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:Like it can't, it's gotta be like, I agree with you on that too, because as I've done a
lot more entrance themes over time, I've kind of gotten to the point where originally I
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:was like, I'm not a fan of lyrics and songs because it gets in the way of commentary and
things like that.
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:But over the years I've become like somebody who
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:really sees the value in the lyrics.
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:And for me, one of the things I specifically don't do a lot is vocals.
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:So for me, writing lyrics is always a little bit like, okay, it's a little more
challenging, I think, playing drums or doing guitar or doing the comp side of it.
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:And I'm just like, okay, so how do I get there?
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:But there have been a couple of themes I've done recently where I've taken the same exact
approach as you guys did, where it's kind of multipurpose.
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:Like if you know who the talent is and you're in the wrestling ecosystem,
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:then it really amplifies that talent that much more and it really connects and resonates
with them.
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:But if you're not in the wrestling bubble, you can still resonate with that song.
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:There's a song I just did with a friend of mine, Alex, for a wrestler named Leila Hirsch.
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:And it tells all legit Leila Hirsch, absolutely.
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:And she has this amazing story.
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:But like one of these things I've asked over the years to Jim Johnston was, you you talk
about a wrestler like The Undertaker.
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:Yeah, you can write
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:something spooky and creepy and dirgey for someone who is obviously dead.
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:But what do you do for somebody who's just like a really good wrestler?
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:And I remember he was saying, he goes, everyone has a story.
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:And so what is that person's story, right?
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:You think of Cody Rhodes theme and that theme, if you really know all of his like
backstory and all, you see the things in the theme, you're like, wow, that's layers.
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:But if you just like the song kingdom, you can like kingdom.
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:If you listen to Layla Hirsch's theme, it's just the story about proving that you are
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:the baddest person and proving that no matter what you're overcoming everybody's
expectations.
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:But if you know Leila Hirsch, you hear all these little tie downs to like, okay, cool,
this is a reference to, you know, where she came from.
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:This is a reference to how people perceive her.
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:This is what she's going to do if given the opportunity to throw hands with you, you know,
all those things.
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:So it's like the fact that you have these beat points about Jeremiah and you're just like,
it can work.
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:for him and amplify his character and exemplify that.
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:But also, if you don't know who he is, you can still get something out of this song.
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:I think that's a real testament to it.
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:Well, it ended up, that song ended up getting played on 400 different radio stations.
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:So it hit 48 on the Radio India Alliance charts, which was mind blowing.
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:Right?
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:And so like, we always are going to write a song that like does two things.
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:Like number one, we want to, like it has to stand alone.
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:Like it's like, that's the thing is it has to be, if you don't care about wrestling one
bit, it's got to stand alone.
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:And then two, like if we take the challenge of like writing a song and listen, we're an
acquired sort of taste for this thing, right?
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:Like it's different, it's retro, it's that 60s, 70s, 80s kind of like rock, punk, glam,
glitter, all this sort of stuff rolled in there.
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:Our goal is like, we're like, it's the Jimmy Hart school of songwriting.
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:It's like, man, we are gonna get you over.
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:Like this song, if you can play it enough, like it's gonna, like, and so that's why then
like we're in talks with a few people.
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:to write things to.
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:But like until I've got a take and until I'm confident I can play it at our live shows and
by the way I'm gonna get it over at our live show too and then if it does that.
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:That's how I find out what works and what doesn't you know.
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:With an audience.
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:Yeah if I can play it at one of my shows where people have no idea you know who this
person is this wrestler is and I can get people to like it then I know great I can now
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:give it to this wrestler and say like use it because this is good.
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:And I should also be able to see the song in my head, like where it would play.
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:so like when I got a hold of Jeremiah, Jeremiah and I were talking about this, we have the
longest text chain in the world.
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:I apologize.
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:We must be friends because anybody else would have killed me by now when we come back with
like 18,000 ideas for him.
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:like, you know, I was like, I was like, man, this is is this is Jim Crockett 1986.
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:Like this dude is coming out and seeing this.
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:But it's also like I can see it in the nastiest parts of a city walking around like we did
with the video for He's a Bad, Bad Man.
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:And so it's just visual.
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:So if I can see the moment that like that I'd
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:seeing it for like a music video and then like how that wrestler would be seeing it or you
know we've written things for like book series like the 24-7 Demon Mart and Gates of
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:Divinity if I can see that in action where it's like the outcome of what that would be
visually so if I can see our music visually I know we're on to a good track
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:I love that.
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:And so you have this song for Jeremiah that he's been crushing it to.
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:He's in NWA.
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:You guys are putting it out.
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:You guys are doing all this stuff for it.
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:But before that, you guys had something that you did for Jim Cornett, which that song is
awesome.
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:And that's where, when I was watching like the ending video, we were like, okay, cool.
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:Here's the omnibus version of him bringing it up on the show.
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:And then
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:You basically just like keep telling him that you want it to be the theme and you kept
doing the stuff against the cardboard.
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:was like, I love that.
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:So that song is awesome too.
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:And it's gotten play on Jim Cornett show.
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:And I just love, I love the vibe of that too.
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:Again, just very rock and roll.
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:That one is a lot more, I think in terms of that one, that one's a lot more fun.
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:That one is a little bit more on the nose, you know, but in intentionally, right?
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:Like you guys are making that decision to make it more on the nose.
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:So.
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:When you're writing that theme, tell us a little bit as to how that comes to be and the
reception from Jim and the fans.
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:Well, one last thing about Jeremiah before we move on to is that like he's using it in
National Wrestling Alliance, which is amazing.
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:And that video actually went across Billy Corgan's desk.
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:And so they talked about actually doing something with it on TV.
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:But I think it got caught in production hiatus because they're on a weird schedule.
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:But he started.
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:So Jeremiah is working as a heel in all these places.
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:And like despite that, the crowd is singing it at him.
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:And so I'm like.
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:That's exactly what you want.
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:for like, I mean, we were heading back from Wisconsin, right?
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:So the funny thing about the Jim Cornett theme is that people think that it's like a work.
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:It's not like people think that we knew Brian last or something and that he just like was
like, you know, do this or whatever.
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:I'm like, no, no, we legitimately listen to the show.
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:We drive.
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:Obviously, we spent a lot of time in the car.
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:Yeah, that's our show.
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:And there was an episode where at the very end of the
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:drive through, they were like, hey, we need a theme song.
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:We need a new theme song.
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:This has been going on.
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:I think Brian was like, this has been going on too long.
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:Somebody send in like this thing.
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:And it's two in the morning.
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:It's two in the morning, you know, and we're tired.
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:And then I think we just turned to each other and we're like, we're a band.
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:We can write a theme song for Jim Cornette.
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:Why not?
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:Like, let's just try it.
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:Let's just do it.
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:And we knew it.
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:And so like the approach of it is kind of funny.
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:We had about a three day window between like day
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:when we can get in a studio and writing it and everything so she's like this isn't gonna
happen with it is it and so my rule is that if I have an engaging opening line to the song
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:it's gonna happen
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:And so we're like, like again, it's like if I can hook you right from the beginning.
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:like the Midnight and the Rock and Roll, right?
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:And so it's like, if you listen to Jim Cornette at all, you refers to the Midnight Express
as the Midnight and the Rock and Roll Express as the Rock and Roll, but it also kind of
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:sounds like, Midnight, Rock and Roll, that's interesting.
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:But it's like, you know, what greater struggle has there been in pro wrestling history
than the dastardly Midnight Express using things like karate illegally?
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:Right?
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:You know, versus the rock and roll express.
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:mean, like, nobody suffers like, you know, nobody suffers like Ricky Morton, right?
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:So it's just...
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:back and forth and so you know I think we knew what it could be but then we wanted to
build in all the things we loved about WCW themes and glam rock like there's a whole lot
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:of like sweet and the queen in there and stuff like that but also it sounds weird but we
wanted to write something we don't believe that Jim is totally done making appearances so
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:we didn't just want it to be a podcasting we wanted him to be able to come out to it but
we also kind of wanted it to almost have like a
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:vibe to it.
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:Like, so when it hits like that, like it's just, mean, the Jim Cornette part's just DCE,
right?
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:It's like, I mean, there's nothing to it because it just hits that way.
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:And you know, so it hits, so it physically does it.
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:So we'll know if somebody watches the show, if we start playing it they turn their head at
a show, you know, they karate punch through the Jim Cornette.
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:Jim Cornette!
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:But we wanted it to be like a heroic entrance, like a superhero sort of thing.
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:So he's up there and everybody like shouts it and is into it.
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:And the other piece we really wanted too is we wanted to throw, it takes you on a trip,
right?
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:Like it's an 83 second song with like low verse chorus, high verse go chorus.
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:bridge breakdown coda out right like and so like it's a lot in a little but you don't
recognize what's going on because it takes you for that trip you know and i think that was
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:like a big thing about it too and then like also lyrically you know you know so we we have
a couple of hate threads devoted to us on reddit that we took away people's like parody
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:themes first of all i love that so many people can have such a strong opinion about
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:like people they've never met.
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:I'm sure that you know what I mean, because I'm sure people...
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:Yeah, I was gonna say, I am sure that you have your own haters.
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:Listen, think the Brian Myers theme is a panger, but there's probably others who are like,
ng back your indie theme from:
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:And that was Hinder and I'm like, I'm never gonna bash that song but listen to this one.
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:This one's great.
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:Yeah, and they're a little bit, and so like, you know, obviously, like everyone knows it's
corny and James, they're super fun songs.
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:they're super fun parodies.
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:So was, so was No One Is a Nice Guy.
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:Well, and also, like, if you think about it too, we wanted to write something, you know,
like, we didn't want to write songs about two things lyrically.
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:One, we didn't want to use it to bash other people.
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:No.
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:All right, like, and then two, we didn't want to talk about all the stuff that he did.
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:Like we wanted to talk about the reasons why we like Jim Cornette now.
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:You know, like it's true.
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:the line in the British, he's never fake or phony.
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:He never backs down from a fight.
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:And those are the things like when he's talking about wrestling, he hates, right?
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:It's like this fake phony sort of thing, right?
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:watch him on X, watch him going after everybody, however he goes about it, whether it's
wrestling, politics, whatever.
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:He's himself, no matter what.
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:You know what you're getting with him.
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:He's authentic to himself.
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:And we've worked with people.
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:Jack Doan was the referee in our music video for that.
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:So he worked with Jim for years when he was there with managing Bulldog and Yoko and all
sorts of things on Creative.
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:And the more people we met who have worked with Jim, they're just like, he has the most
respect for these people, for this industry, loyal, and he just wants the best for
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:everybody that's involved.
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:And he's opinionated, but his opinions are based in stuff.
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:And that was the biggest thing is we go around and there'll be somebody who, like, listen,
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:admit we watch AEW as well because we want it to work so bad again we're at WCW house and
we're just like like Tony Tony fixes please somehow Tony Schiavone has something to do
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:with it right but like we go around and people are like geez I can't believe you like that
guy or whatever it's like no like like that I mean we put it out on our fan club seven
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:inch too
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:And like, just to say what people Brian Last and Jim Cornett are, they both bought it.
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:They could have asked us for it for free, you know, like we sent it to their house.
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:Jim bought an extra t-shirt with like an ex-bomber's t-shirt.
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:I think that just reveals a lot about their character.
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:They didn't have to do that.
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:We would have happily given them, you know, And people complain on like threads where
they're like, bring back the old themes and like they don't blink.
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:I think part of it is that they just genuinely, I mean, they're both music people.
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:That's the other thing.
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:You go on the Arcadian Vanguard channel 15 years ago.
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:Brian Last is like filming bands in New York City and they're all the bands he likes and
he's trying to like book shows of it.
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:And obviously like Jim, if you watched as he booked in Smokey
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:Mountain and OVW music was such a huge piece of that for him so like we're not often
looking to do things but we're just like all right we're music people they're music people
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:you know I think this can work and that's why if somebody is like geez that Jim Kornecke
we're like like like you do not know him like not like we're like friends with them or
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:whatever but like when you work with somebody on something like that it tells you who they
are
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:Yeah, and he's always somebody that I've wanted to have on the show because there was one
show that I was listening to of his and I he has thousands of shows so I'm not gonna sit
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:here and hit you with a timestamp or an episode but I remember that he had said something
and it was around the time about a year that I started getting into doing the entrance
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:themes and he was just like years ago we used to not even have entrance themes and I was
like that's interesting and then I think he had said that then they started
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:with not doing like custom entrance themes, but it was like music that people knew.
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:You know, exactly.
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:Yeah.
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:And I was like, that's really interesting too.
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:And the narrative behind that was, you know, if you were going to give somebody a piece of
music when they came out, number one, you were sold on them immediately.
643
:And just having music told people that you need to care more about this person than the
others.
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:But then over time they saw how good it was.
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:And then they were like, well, you know, let's use music that's on the radio because
people know it and they'll associate it with it.
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:And it was interesting to me because like, you know, I'm 36.
647
:And for me, my first wrestling match that I, that got me into wrestling was Bret and Sean,
Iron Man match, WrestleMania 12.
648
:And so like, that's more of like a timestamp there.
649
:Right.
650
:And it's like, you know, for me, everything else is historic.
651
:I didn't see in real time, Hulk slam Andre.
652
:You know what I mean?
653
:I didn't see the free birds in their time.
654
:I didn't see killer Kowalski obviously in his time.
655
:So for me, it's like learning about how the industry was and like,
656
:Now the industry that we sit in, like you guys, me, we're in this industry where
everything is like a TV production, right?
657
:And like every single character has a theme, even if they're only on like two times a year
or something like that.
658
:Everybody's got to have a theme.
659
:Every show has to have a theme.
660
:Every pay-per-view has to have a theme, whether it's like licensed music or not.
661
:And you're just like, it's so different than how it used to be.
662
:So for me, I'd love to even have him on the show and just be like, look, obviously you're
using the stuff with X-Bombers and it's awesome.
663
:But like,
664
:These are conversations where it's like you've been in the industry so long to where you
know how it was without music to get people over and amplify a character.
665
:I just love to have a conversation on that dynamic in real time.
666
:Cause that's like, that's the other side of the themes, right?
667
:What happens if someone doesn't have one you see, you know, in NWA the early part during
COVID and whatnot, they started to not use the entrance themes again to Mossach Tampa.
668
:ring.
669
:Yeah.
670
:Yeah, Tomaso Ciampa early on when he turned heel in NXT, he just came out to booze.
671
:And I was like, this is the best thing ever.
672
:Don't have him have music.
673
:My thing has always been like the Jericho thing in 2008.
674
:Why would you have merch if I don't want you to like me?
675
:Right.
676
:And it's like, that kind of thing.
677
:And you see like the, when someone doesn't have music or music isn't a factor, it's like,
not only what does music do if you have it.
678
:the absence.
679
:Right.
680
:wrestling?
681
:And so that'd be an interesting conversation to have,
682
:Yeah, that would be that.
683
:That silence that kind of goes with it.
684
:And I think the other thing is at some point with kind of modern music when it comes to
this stuff is they just find a bed, they go with it.
685
:think like it just lack.
686
:There must be.
687
:Wrestling is an art form.
688
:I mean, I always say this and so do you know who was at ringside at WrestleMania one who
always I always cite Mary Tyler Moore one of the greatest producers of television all the
689
:time.
690
:You're Tyler Moore.
691
:What are you doing here?
692
:She's like there is no finer theater than professional wrestling in this world And I'm
just like Mary Tyler Moore has this right when this thing is done Correctly, you know,
693
:that's the case
694
:But I think the thing is that ultimately we're all in this kind of world where if you
watch, let's say, AEW.
695
:Crowds don't know when to cheer or when to boo.
696
:They pop for a spot or whatever.
697
:But you know, watch Jeff Jarrett work a match, they all want to count the 10 punches in
the corner, right?
698
:He outsmarts somebody with an arm drag, they cheer.
699
:I mean, like, I think there's these basic human things that we need to set up and then go
from there.
700
:So like to us, you know, if I'm...
701
:looking to put over somebody as a wrestler, we gotta come up with something that's like
catchy, true to them, where people get excited to hear it in the moment.
702
:And if we're looking to get over like a heel where you actually like them, you need to
make some terrible music for them.
703
:So like in AW, they use a weird bed for Don Callis to come out.
704
:It's dissonant, it's like just a synth being held.
705
:similar to what he had when he was the Jackal like early on, yeah.
706
:right.
707
:Yeah, yeah.
708
:Was he using the Cyrus the virus too in ECW?
709
:I'm gonna guess Paul probably has something to do with everything.
710
:But like yeah, like you just you hate it.
711
:You're like, this is uncomfortable.
712
:It's a brown note get out of here And so it invokes that feeling so like if you had
silence, that's cool if you have like but yeah I think there's just this like layer of
713
:noise and barrage that comes at you and I can't distinguish different themes from each
other whereas if I go back and I watch like WCW I'm all like man called sting.
714
:I'm getting Steiner eyes, right?
715
:It's true.
716
:I love that.
717
:Give me one
718
:to your example, like, right?
719
:Like, I'm just a sexy boy.
720
:Oh my God.
721
:Right?
722
:why?
723
:It tells you everything you need to know.
724
:It just, it just, it just, he's so punchable with that line.
725
:And so Bret Hart, you know, we're Bret Hart people.
726
:We love Hitman, right?
727
:And so like you wanted Bret Hart to mess up the sexy boy just because of that theme.
728
:And he's prancing to it and he's taking off the earrings.
729
:you're just like, yeah, he thinks he's a sexy boy.
730
:Let's see what happens when he runs into the guy from the dungeon, right?
731
:the fact that you bring up Shawn Michaels, I could this is a Shawn Michaels stand podcast
at some point, ladies and gentlemen.
732
:Now we're going to go ahead and shift gears here because we're going to do two questions
at the end.
733
:But we're going to go ahead and play a game here called Music City Rumble, where
734
:I have our guests booking musicians versus musicians, one singles match for men, one
singles match for women, and one tag team match using only musicians in the squared
735
:circle.
736
:You are in charge of the wrestling match.
737
:So you're going to be pitting musician against musician.
738
:you get to choose the participants and who would win those matches.
739
:And so like, not like modern day, right?
740
:So like if I want Billy Joel in there, we don't got modern day Billy Joel.
741
:got like...
742
:do that if you want.
743
:could choose modern, could choose living, you could choose dead, you could do living
versus dead, but I'm assuming a dead guy or a dead woman would be a very easy opponent.
744
:Let's pick, we're gonna go with people in their prime.
745
:So like, so if I say like, this is Jimmy Page, you know, let's go ahead.
746
:mean, Jimmy Page in his prime.
747
:That's what you're saying?
748
:Yeah.
749
:Okay.
750
:All right.
751
:I'm going to start with the singles match.
752
:that okay?
753
:Men's singles?
754
:I don't even know if you heard all the rules.
755
:You didn't let him finish.
756
:there more?
757
:Yeah.
758
:His cadence suggests that.
759
:All right.
760
:So it's the match that we all want to see.
761
:It is, it is the...
762
:toxic twins explode.
763
:It's gonna be Joe Perry versus Steven Tyler.
764
:Right?
765
:The toxic twins explode.
766
:And we do an angle where where Steven Tyler's love is too much for Joe Perry and Joe Perry
turns on him.
767
:Right?
768
:So we've got, we're shooting, we're shooting a vignette in the studio, right?
769
:And they're recording an album.
770
:And at some point, you know, Steven is trying to get a solicited take from him and he's
touching, he's like, why are you always touching me, Tal Rico?
771
:And it's just like, I'm just trying to get this out of there.
772
:And then 10 year thing, boom, Perry takes the guitar.
773
:hits Talerico in it, Talerico gets color, he's on the ground there, Aerosmith is done, and
at insult to injury, Joe decides to record that piece where the tape was rolling as a new
774
:45 that he's handing out at all the shows, listening to Steven Tyler crying.
775
:Wow, I think you've thought about this.
776
:I love this and this is great too because you have the recording of Steven Tyler being
like on the background.
777
:Now the question is who who goes over in this match?
778
:Okay, here's the thing is that man, I think I'm gonna put over Joe Perry this launch is
the Joe Perry project Right.
779
:So here's the thing that's on it too.
780
:Is that like because the thing is you'd have to have Tyler work is like a as like a
chicken
781
:Babyface which is kind of weird.
782
:He'd fight from underneath.
783
:We want him to fight from underneath and do those things, but Perry's got to crush him.
784
:What do you think?
785
:Sure, I'll take it.
786
:Yeah.
787
:think so.
788
:I mean, I'd watch it, And I've got Brad Whitford out there who's on Steven's side.
789
:Ooh, in his corner, okay.
790
:Until the last minute where it looks like he's gonna have the comeback.
791
:Big, big Tom Hamilton reaches in.
792
:One, two, three.
793
:Now Joe Perry has a bass player for the Joe Perry Project.
794
:Taurico's got color again.
795
:uh
796
:is just to give Telerico color.
797
:yeah!
798
:Yeah, it's a...
799
:Wow!
800
:I'm saying that, right?
801
:by the way, we got his daughters at ringside, they're crying!
802
:Sure!
803
:Of course!
804
:Right, right, and then he leaves, and then, and then, you know, and Joe Perry leaves the
ring and plays, off of Get Your Wings, You See Me Cryin'.
805
:my god!
806
:I love that.
807
:And just, yeah, so we built it from here.
808
:And the assumption would be if we had only turned based on this, it would be something
where Stephen had to go and get somebody else involved with it in order to do it.
809
:So now we got our one-on-one women's match
810
:Okay, Women's match.
811
:I don't know who the other participant would be.
812
:I can float one for you after this.
813
:what's yours?
814
:Because maybe it's the same as mine.
815
:I've got it complete with MAC.
816
:that's-
817
:Yeah, yeah, that'd be good.
818
:What do you got?
819
:But I was thinking, Chrissy Hine from The Pretenders Joan Jett.
820
:Because she, it's my understanding, she was very...
821
:Yeah.
822
:Like just, she was like a, she was a lot.
823
:It's my understanding she was a lot.
824
:And she annoyed a lot of other women.
825
:So I don't know who her opponent would be.
826
:Well, here's the thing, if I say Joan Jett, I've got steel versus steel.
827
:You don't want that.
828
:Okay.
829
:So like, we all know that Joe Perry could take Steven Tyler in a fight.
830
:Maybe.
831
:Yes.
832
:I'm saying Chrissy is from Ohio.
833
:Totally.
834
:She is scrappy.
835
:So we can't have a Joan Jett because that's like that's a good fight, but it's not a fight
that you need to see.
836
:So who do you want to see her beat up?
837
:You know, it's like Big Bill versus Talos.
838
:Okay.
839
:Right?
840
:You're like, they're both tall.
841
:It's great.
842
:But then I lose something if I've got that going on on it.
843
:You need like, you need your like, you need a blonde who like is like, yay.
844
:all right.
845
:Okay, go.
846
:I got a surprising.
847
:All right.
848
:man.
849
:Chrissy Hine versus Tony Basil, who did Mickey.
850
:I don't know.
851
:I wouldn't count Tony out because she was like a gymnast or something.
852
:Well, hold on though.
853
:Like, so like with wow logic, which by the way, we are going to fully admit here, we love
women of wrestling.
854
:too,
855
:It's a great show.
856
:Production is amazing.
857
:But here's what I know on this, right?
858
:Tony Basil presents as all American girl cheerleader.
859
:the idea when we think Chrissy Hind is just going to hand it to her.
860
:So we're going to get classic WCW sort of.
861
:So the build in on this kind of thing is that Chrissy Hind has just released something
from The Pretenders like Brass in Pocket.
862
:And what knocks it out of the chart?
863
:Mickey.
864
:Mickey.
865
:She's like, oh God, Mickey knocked this out of the chart.
866
:So, so, so she starts like talking in the press and menacing.
867
:And at some point here, like it ends up being that the pretenders were supposed to have
Tony Basil open for her.
868
:Ooh, okay.
869
:But since Mickey's so hot, we swapped the bill.
870
:Now all of sudden the pretenders are.
871
:And she starts saying stuff on stage, walks backstage.
872
:Chrissy Hind spits in Tony Basil's face right before she says, back there.
873
:She's like, have Mickey wipe it off there.
874
:You do your little cheerleader chants and whatever.
875
:Me and the boys are getting out of here.
876
:Mickey stands up for herself.
877
:She gets the arms at the side and goes like, be like, you can say a lot about me, but you
can't say anything about Mickey in this sort of cheerleading and defending.
878
:Wow.
879
:Right.
880
:And so we've got them in a match at this point.
881
:The only way to settle it, the only way to figure out who opens for who on this tour,
because you got to have something at stake in a match.
882
:If people are just going out there and wrestling, right?
883
:Remember, can Joe break away from Steven?
884
:Now who's going to win on this kind of like thing in order to be up on the card?
885
:And so I've got him in there and we have classic 1980s heels got the advantage runs.
886
:face is outsmarting.
887
:So Tony Basil is doing the splits, cartwheeling out of the way.
888
:I can see it.
889
:It's infuriating until it's all fun and games.
890
:The crowd is laughing until Chrissy hits her with a good right hand and just knocks her
down like a heap, right?
891
:And like a little blood trickling out of the side of the mouth at Tony Basil there
reaching out to the crowd.
892
:Chrissy stomping her saying, this is how we do it in Ohio.
893
:Right, right, she's got eyeliner in her pocket and saying I'm making you punk rock now and
drawing it on her face, write something terrible on her forehead, making her clap like
894
:doing the stomp clap with her hands got her in a hold, right?
895
:The crowd is just so, now we got the comeback coming, right?
896
:The crowd's behind Mickey.
897
:Right, let's go Tony, let's do a chanza, T-O-N-I.
898
:I don't know what it is.
899
:didn't do cheerleading, so I don't know what it is, right?
900
:Right?
901
:Cheering for her, building the sorts of things up, right?
902
:Can't keep her down, can't keep her down, flurry, flurry, flurry.
903
:Our comeback, we put Tony over.
904
:Tony goes over.
905
:I love how well thought out these are too, because this is so like, again, with these,
it's not just who are we doing?
906
:It's also a matter of like their story here.
907
:I love this.
908
:And now you got now you got one tag team too.
909
:This is usually with like the band versus the band, like the full band versus the full
band.
910
:All right.
911
:So I'm gonna say who I like for character work and intrigue.
912
:Okay.
913
:So my one team is gonna be Soft Cell, the band who did Tainted Love.
914
:They are sleazy, they are British, they use machinery, there's something there.
915
:That's not a bug, that's a feature, John.
916
:Yeah.
917
:So, all right, the other side of this though, we would need like a rock and roll band.
918
:Okay.
919
:So like a rock and roll duo, who do you like on this?
920
:I mean the easy one's gonna be like the Black Keys.
921
:Sure, yeah okay.
922
:Okay.
923
:I can see that.
924
:So Dan and my god I can't remember the drummer's name.
925
:Drummer guy.
926
:He's a producer.
927
:He does everything I can't remember so the entire idea here is that we've we've got this
and soft sell is now Releasing all these awesome themes in wrestling.
928
:We're gonna bring it all together here Right all these people and they're starting to get
on TV because of it.
929
:Okay, they're starting to be heard They're starting to be and everything they have all
these vignettes going on on it.
930
:They come out They have machines and so the rock and rollers are just mad.
931
:They're all like
932
:These are instruments, man.
933
:These are instruments and they do it and they come out and they play a set in the middle.
934
:What would it be?
935
:During the Soft Cell Sanitarium, which is their weekly sort of thing where Soft Cell is
having people on with their music and interviewing people too.
936
:So everyone cools on there and kind of like blase or whatever.
937
:And it's like height new wave.
938
:Right, everyone's like this and whatever.
939
:And in the middle of it, they have the black keys come out and everyone boo's them.
940
:Right?
941
:Everyone booze them.
942
:And you think at this point that it's going to be like the case everyone from the Blase,
but then they start going on the road with these people and they start playing entrance
943
:themes for everybody.
944
:And wouldn't you know it, rock and roll is getting over.
945
:Everybody's so sick of the machinery and that sort of thing that's going on in the past.
946
:And they go rock and roll.
947
:And so now all of a sudden they come back and do it again.
948
:And we've got like a 50-50 split going on.
949
:Now there's signs in the crowd that say machines will not replace us.
950
:Stuff like that.
951
:Right?
952
:Yeah, all right.
953
:the signs, right?
954
:Long live rock and roll.
955
:Okay, I get it.
956
:Right, and so this is going on as an undercurrent.
957
:We tag them on to tie everything together here, right?
958
:So like, Coleman, seems like it's gonna culminate with the two of them playing the
entrance rings.
959
:And wouldn't you know who they're playing to the ring?
960
:The greatest rivalry of all time.
961
:Soft Cell plays out the Midnight Express.
962
:And wouldn't you know who plays out rock and roll?
963
:Right?
964
:The rock and roll express come out to
965
:the black keys, right?
966
:And so here's the match and everything going on.
967
:But then like soft cell slinks to the side of the ring.
968
:They're going to cheat for the midnight, right?
969
:They're out there with Jim Cornette.
970
:They get the big hug and everything that's on there too.
971
:Mark Allman's got a glittery tennis racket, right?
972
:And who comes to the aid of them from backstage running in with their instruments as well,
right?
973
:To use his weapons?
974
:To use his weapons, smeared with the bass guitar, right?
975
:on there.
976
:Corny takes the bump because he gets backsided by the way.
977
:We never want to have somebody take it see it coming right?
978
:Like they hit him from behind and then you know and then they slide a symbol into the
ring.
979
:Love it.
980
:Right?
981
:How people don't do that more?
982
:That's the finish right?
983
:Right in the eye.
984
:A bloodied Ricky Martin takes the symbol looks up right?
985
:hits sweet Stanley and right in the eye he runs over, one, two, three, roll up, out.
986
:But at this point, Jim Cornette is managing soft sell and says, my boys can take in this
thing.
987
:We've really gone on a ride.
988
:this is easy.
989
:The idea is that you want to tell the story that never ends with everything so we could
keep this going indefinitely and bring people in take them out.
990
:So then the next thing we're doing we've got a match here where it's like loser leaves the
territory.
991
:The song will never be played, never be replaced again.
992
:Never writes again.
993
:Never write, never.
994
:Like if your champion was using the black key song it's out now.
995
:They gotta find something new.
996
:And by the way, furthermore, anybody who is using a black key song now
997
:to use the soft sell song is their entrance and anybody who's using the soft sell song
exactly all right so so what we got to do because we've got people in here who cannot work
998
:in any way whatsoever so what do we got all surrounding the ring so no one can escape all
the wrestlers using the themes we got them they got a lumberjack match out of this
999
:Right?
:
01:00:00,482 --> 01:00:01,893
Back and forth, right?
:
01:00:01,893 --> 01:00:04,895
Soft Cell is just doing the most cheating things possible.
:
01:00:04,895 --> 01:00:09,248
They are cheating in every human possible way that's going on.
:
01:00:09,248 --> 01:00:18,174
We've got powder, we've got fire, we've got just like other things where like they like
they cue the Light Man to blind him in the eyes with the same sort of thing.
:
01:00:18,174 --> 01:00:22,527
We've got everything we could possibly have because Soft Cell ain't winning a fair fight
here.
:
01:00:22,527 --> 01:00:23,537
I'm speechless.
:
01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:24,698
I don't...
:
01:00:24,732 --> 01:00:25,802
I don't even know what to say.
:
01:00:25,802 --> 01:00:26,363
Right.
:
01:00:26,363 --> 01:00:29,914
And then when things look worse, that the same sort of thing, right?
:
01:00:29,914 --> 01:00:33,777
The biggest rock and roller at ringside who's super pumped, right?
:
01:00:33,777 --> 01:00:36,129
They've been the biggest supporter of the black keys.
:
01:00:36,129 --> 01:00:36,849
Right?
:
01:00:36,849 --> 01:00:39,511
Like, like says, yeah, let's get them.
:
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:49,055
Cold Cox, one of the black keys reveals the most new wave sort of space age shirt at the
same sort of thing and says long live synth, baby.
:
01:00:49,055 --> 01:00:49,656
Right.
:
01:00:49,656 --> 01:00:50,757
One, two, three.
:
01:00:50,757 --> 01:00:51,771
I'm sorry.
:
01:00:51,771 --> 01:00:57,606
two years, three years, it's nothing but synth wave and nothing but new wave and anything
like that for entrances.
:
01:00:57,606 --> 01:01:03,265
what happens when this punk rock duo called the X Bombers comes into the territory?
:
01:01:03,265 --> 01:01:06,423
You just booked yourself into this fictitious thing.
:
01:01:06,423 --> 01:01:07,004
I did.
:
01:01:07,004 --> 01:01:11,738
it's because we write Cornett off for a bit.
:
01:01:11,738 --> 01:01:15,663
But then Cornett comes back with our theme and we go, what?
:
01:01:15,663 --> 01:01:15,801
Wow.
:
01:01:15,801 --> 01:01:20,509
You know, it's a real shame that I don't have a time machine that I can't make this
happen.
:
01:01:20,509 --> 01:01:22,869
Can you imagine what I've done here?
:
01:01:22,869 --> 01:01:24,595
Can you imagine what I could do for AEW?
:
01:01:24,595 --> 01:01:25,635
Yeah, I can imagine.
:
01:01:25,635 --> 01:01:26,935
Hour and a half, man.
:
01:01:26,935 --> 01:01:28,747
I make you a month and a half of TV.
:
01:01:28,747 --> 01:01:30,218
And all music centric too.
:
01:01:30,218 --> 01:01:31,290
That's the beauty of it.
:
01:01:31,290 --> 01:01:35,534
Well, thank you to the both of you for making the time to come on ropes and riffs today.
:
01:01:35,534 --> 01:01:36,716
This was awesome.
:
01:01:36,716 --> 01:01:41,342
I love having a conversation with you about your music, music and wrestlers as we always
do.
:
01:01:41,342 --> 01:01:43,991
And I hope to have you back on coming up as well.
:
01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:52,100
Yeah, we love that we've got some exciting kind of projects going on for a couple of
wrestlers too that we don't like to talk about them until they're like concrete and
:
01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:53,161
they're using them.
:
01:01:53,161 --> 01:01:54,611
Yeah, because that's always the
:
01:01:54,611 --> 01:01:57,157
for wrestlers is you don't talk about writing for wrestlers.
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Basically.
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true.
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John, appreciate it.
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It's the merging of our two worlds.
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So when we saw that this show was in existence, we're all like, this is fantastic.
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This is our people.
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so we're a very small group of people who write in this arena.
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So I'm so glad we got to do this.
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Absolutely.
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Thank you guys.