A woman in Milwaukee is accused of pretending to be a substitute teacher at Rufus King High School — and yeah, students say she walked in blasting rap, dissed kids about weight, race, looks and money, and even asked if anyone had a vape or weed. I mean, we’re talking substitute or drunk uncle at Thanksgiving? How does someone get past sign-in and into third period looking for blunts instead of teaching fractions? The kids complained and got the classic skeptical grown-up response — “whatever, go back” — so of course the real teacher comes back and asks what they learned. Their answer? No algebra, but they now know what a quarter and an eighth are. So hey, maybe not the math lesson they wanted, but technically… we did learn fractions.
Takeaways:
I riff on a Milwaukee woman accused of pretending to be a substitute at Rufus King High School, according to Fox 6.
Students say she blasted loud rap, insulted kids' looks, race and money, and even asked if anyone had weed.
I joke that she felt more like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving than an actual teacher—total chaos.
We poke fun at the school's security lapse — how did she get past sign-in and into third period?
Despite the mess, I tease that students technically learned fractions when she asked for a quarter and an eighth.
Transcripts
Speaker A:
It's haystack.
Speaker A:
And, man, oh, man, Milwaukee Public Schools have got some splaining to do, let me tell you.
Speaker A:
According to Fox 6 in Milwaukee, the TV station there, a woman in Milwaukee is accused of pretending to be a substitute teacher at Rufus King High School.
Speaker A:
And yes, I said pretending.
Speaker B:
Students also say Jones started playing rap music very loud and dissed kids for their weight, race, looks and money, even asking if any students had a vape or Mary marijuana because, quote, the class was so lame and annoying.
Speaker A:
So she walks into a classroom, insults their appearance, uses racial slurs, asks the kids for weed.
Speaker A:
What?
Speaker A:
It's not a substitute teacher.
Speaker A:
It's a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.
Speaker A:
Could you imagine being a student at this school?
Speaker A:
You come to school expecting some algebra, and the substitute walks in talking about, first of all, your haircut is terrible.
Speaker A:
Second of all, anybody got a blunt?
Speaker A:
Lady?
Speaker A:
This is third period.
Speaker A:
You're supposed to be teaching fractions, not asking who's got a quarter.
Speaker A:
I want to know how she got past everybody.
Speaker A:
I mean, when I visit a school these days, I gotta show my id, sign in, explain why I'm there.
Speaker A:
And can you imagine these poor.
Speaker B:
Students complaining to the principal?
Speaker A:
Our substitute is acting weird.
Speaker B:
What do you mean?
Speaker A:
She called my haircut ugly and asked me for marijuana.
Speaker B:
Whatever.
Speaker B:
Go back.
Speaker B:
I don't believe you.
Speaker B:
The real teacher comes back the next day.
Speaker B:
Class, what did you learn while I was gone?
Speaker A:
Well, we didn't learn any math, but we learned Miss lady got beef with everybody and we learned what a quarter and an eighth is.
