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A scorching takedown of the Forbes 30 Under 30 phenomenon that exposes the absurd glorification of youth over experience. This rant slices through the Silicon Valley success mythology with surgical precision and unfiltered contempt.

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(Maximum Spice) We glorify Forbes 30 Under 30 types because it's easier to worship youth than admit the truth: most "geniuses" are just trust fund babies with good timing and better publicists. Society doesn't want heroes who spent decades mastering their craft—we want photogenic 24-year-olds who "disrupted" something by adding blockchain to it. Gray hair only becomes valuable once you're too old to threaten the establishment.