The Queens ying and yang this week with a 1 Star Review from Target for Betty Crocker's Rainbow Chip Frosting and a 5 Star Review from Yelp for Daughter's Deli in Los Angeles. Trey is going to scratch your soundtrack, Goldie needs a new chicken, and the Queens are finally told what Yelp is. If you need Chelsey, she's in the living room belting out There Are Worse Things I Could Do.

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So I'm wondering like, so Trey is wearing a blonde wig.

It's like, it's kind of giving me like Garth vibes a little bit.

But it's also a lovely luscious blonde wig.

And then we have these very large gold wire framed glasses.

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are well, okay.

I'm wearing this wig in honor of the fact that Scream 2022 came out last week.

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and so this was thoughts.

We'll have thoughts, but this was the wig that I made for my women of scream series when I

Did you just say made, you made the wig?

Well, I didn't sew the wig, but I straightened it out, like with steam, a steamer.

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Cause she has a very specific center part, but I don't shave everyday.

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You know, it's, you're not like a cute female presenting person, then

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I know how much you love that.

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Oh my God.

You guys.

Okay, so let's talk about this.

I love dogs.

I love.

Puppy.

Like I can't imagine my life without an animal, but that being said, I just want to take a

Like, it's just a lot of work.

We go through a lot of phases.

She's always barking all the time.

I don't know what to do.

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So it's probably my fault.

I should bring her to get trained, but she, you guys want to see like, Patreon, I guess, Goldie

Um, it's been decapitated.

Isn't that great.

I've never had a dog that like decapitated toys like this, especially not like a five pound

RIP rubber chicken.

Wow.

Good job.

Goldie

really got her aggression out.

So I don't know guys, anyone have any tips?

Call, call the voicemail, leave a message.

Tell me how to stop a puppy.

From boredom barking.

Cause I work from home and so she's around, you know, while I'm working and I, we gotta stop.

We gotta, I can't, I know that was a complaint and I just logged right in trey, but

Lodge A Complaint!

add that to the ledger, please.

I'm glad that you did that because it's very reminiscent of couple of weeks ago when

It's true.

I was going to say, I know I'm a hipocrite I love the dogs, but the puppy

you know, I think that everything in life has a ying and a yang, I think.

True.

It's understandable.

Yeah.

That's a great point.

Do you have anything you'd like to talk about something you'd like to get off your chest?

Okay.

So.

this is a, this can be a 'more you know' moment.

It really bothers me when people refer to Broadway musical cast recordings as soundtracks,

...Interesting.

Okay.

It makes me furious.

a soundtrack is a released compilation of musical scoring from a film.

Sure that's called a sound track.

Okay.

A cast recording is a complete composition with lyrics for a Broadway musical.

That's not a soundtrack.

A soundtrack is for feature films.

A Cast Recording is for an art form called a musical and it's, I just hate,

I go into a, I go into a conversation inside of my head.

You turn into Carrie, the musical.

It hap yes, it happens a lot when people want to seem intelligent

And they're like talking about, no, I love musicals.

I have like so many soundtracks.

It's like, you just exposed yourself.

You liar.

Anyway, I think there, you know, we're fortunate that we can speak language so we should learn

Thank you.

Cast recording.

I'm sure I've made that mistake.

And--

You went to Tisch!

I understand this.

I, I still think I might've said that.

I don't know cast recording.

I mean,

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It's a cast recording.

I love a good cast recording.

Do you remember the first cast recording you ever owned as a kid?

Whoa, what a very good question.

I would imagine that the very first cast recording I owned was.

Les Miz on cassette.

It was a tape, but that was my sisters for sure.

But I would listen to it in the car.

I specifically remember, you know, I went to a boarding school and so it

And so when my dad would drive me, I have a very vivid memory of when I purchased the hairspray

And my poor dad would just drive me the 90 minutes and we would listen to wicked and hairspray.

So gay, what about you?

Do you have a memory

? CHELSEY DONN: I do.

I, I remember getting the cast recording.

I want to say for the, the grease production that Rosie O'Donald was in, maybe I just love

What can I have say...

in my living room?

And I suppose my family was around, but they were kind enough to ignore me, I guess.

Love a good cast recording.

Oh, that's fun.

Thank you for humoring.

Me, everyone.

And you know, if you've made the mistake, it's okay.

You can forgive yourself.

Just learn from your mistakes.

You know what?

There's so many teachable moments.

That happen to us every day.

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Trey?

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Okay.

Speaking of Yinging and Yanging, I today am going to present a one star review from target.com for

And this one-star review is written by a user named IHeartRainbowChip.

Oh, no, this is like already very intriguing.

So there, there, okay, so this is a one-star review written by

Correct.

Okay.

I cannot wait to hear what IHeartRainbowChip has this.

I take it away.

Here we go.

Why in the world, would you switch the Rainbow Chips for sprinkles?

I was planning on using Rainbow Chip Frosting on my sister's birthday cake,

Unfortunately it was nowhere to be found and I sadly bought this instead

They don't taste good.

They don't feel good.

They are just there!

Rainbow Chips, on the other hand, are so delicious that I will eat it by the spoonful.

Would I ever be tempted by the sprinkles enough to do that?

Why?

No, no, I wouldn't!

Giving up the Rainbow Chips for sprinkles is like saying you'd rather have an outhouse.

Rather than indoor plumbing at your home, I'll be waiting for the return of Rainbow Chip Frosting.

Please bring it back.

Oh my God.

Okay.

So here's what I'm confused about.

Right off the bat.

Are they accusing Betty Crocker of masquerading Rainbow Chip Frosting as a product that doesn't in

Or, are they writing this review on a product that target no longer has in stock

Because the alternative is the one with the rainbow sprinkles and that's not acceptable.

What is it that IHeartRainbowChip?

Do You, you think is saying?

Well, I did a little research and I found myself on Betty

Okay.

Just so you know, IHeartRainbowChip's Review!

is from seven years ago.

Now this article from Betty Crocker was written in 2017.

Okay.

So this review is written in 2005.

Okay.

Got it.

Okay.

Thank you for doing that math.

Cause I couldn't do that.

So this FAQ specifically for Rainbow Chip Frosting has 11 FAQ's.

I'm not going to read them all, but basically the jest here is in the mid 1980s,

Okay.

They say Betty Crocker, discontinued Rainbow Chip, because we believed that consumers

Interesting.

But we heard people loud and clear that chips in the frosting

And there is no.

Substitute.

We were blown away by the passion to bring Rainbow Chip back and we've

Wow.

And it says Benjamin Johnson was one of the most vocal quote

He started a change.org.

Campaign that received almost 7,000 signatures.

And this really got our attention.

We received feedback from so many people who love Rainbow Chip, and we felt that Benjamin

And this is the final FAQ.

It's very important.

How is Katy Perry involved in this?

We received a tweet from Katy Perry last year, telling us that we ruined her birthday.

It turns out Katy Perry is a big fan and we wanted to let her know that we're

So, wow.

Betty Crocker decided to discontinue this product.

And then based on the influence of reviewers and people that voiced their opinion.

They brought the product back!!

But I do know cause one of the other FAQ is, is that they

And then when they decided to bring Rainbow Chip back, they stopped production on rainbow sprinkle.

So it's curious to me that IHeartRainbowChip wrote this review on a, I'm assuming an old

Right.

Cause it's actually, I think a review of rainbow sprinkle being subpar.

Yes.

I agree that the Review!

is categorized under the wrong product,

-Unless they did it in both places

they might have.

They very well might have.

That's a good point.

So, okay.

So if it is what I'm picturing and it is that chocolate inside thing, but I can

Are vastly different vastly.

One of them is essentially sugar, you know, and the other one is more of a actual treat.

The experience of eating both of those items is remarkably different.

So I can understand why somebody like IHeartRainbowChip, who hearts Rainbow Chips

But my question is, is it really the fault of the sprinkle that it's not a rainbow chip?

That thank you, actually, I get that.

That's funny.

But also that was really occurring to me.

What do you think about the idea of eating the frosting by the spoonful

Delish!

Why not?

I know, but something about that makes me feel like so many such a reckless

You know what I mean?

I mean, it's not something that I, I do, but like, if I'm watching

I'm not going to be like, whoa, what a weirdo?

Like I don't, I think we've spoken about this.

Neither of us.

I don't think are very much like sweets lovers.

Yeah, me too.

Anyway.

Okay.

Let's, let's focus in on this.

Review!

Okay.

Do you think that there's anything valuable new or unique about this review?

Not on the, not on the forum that it lies, you know, now on

for target, where they presently selling the frosting icing?

Yeah Because it's now a 2022.

So like,

and it's back.

Yeah and this review is still there.

And this Review!

right.

So, no, unfortunately the Review!

isn't relevant.

However, I like that you pointed out that Betty Crocker did in fact.

Put a voice to the voiceless, you know, and, and acknowledge people like IHeartRainbowChip,

You know?

there will likely be somebody that will read this Review!

and feel IHeartRainbowChips pain, right?

Yes.

It is surrounded by other reviews saying this is horrible.

Why did you change.

Oh, interesting.

Are people saying that that's different from the product that was available prior

No.

They went back.

It is the same product.

Right.

But all of these reviews remain when they were out of production.

Okay.

What do you think about the metaphor being similar to an

I mean, I really laughed before that.

I don't know what I found so funny before that.

Why?

No, no, I wouldn't.

I think I just thought that that was really funny.

Why no!

Why.

No, no, I wouldn't.

I, I dunno.

I thought it was kind of funny.

I mean, I definitely got a couple chuckles out of it, so I'll give a, I'll

You know, I got, I got a chuckle.

It's interesting because I think with the context clues of going

Yeah, I don't think there's any value here.

Um, no, not now.

You know, I don't think that anybody going to this product page today will

Which is a very interesting conversation.

Why is target.com not scrubbing the Review!?

Because it just takes way too much time.

And they all like outsource.

I was talking to a friend that was telling me that there's a Review!

company that handles all of these reviews.

Apparently I should figure that out and tell you guys the name of it, but they're

We're not seeing that we're seeing target.com on our side, but really they outsourced.

This kind of stuff.

So it doesn't surprise me that a lot of these reviews don't end up getting

Uh, inappropriate about the Review!, you know?

It just is inaccurate at this point.

It's just, maybe it's, it's, uh, residually impactful that maybe I wouldn't get

Like I don't mind a rainbow sprinkle moment.

And if I was going in for a rainbow sprinkle moment, I feel like I would

So the impact here is limited.

Yeah, yeah.

Pretty low.

I think I can crowd.

I gotcha.

All right, let's do it.

And that was fun.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort to be

The Queens are Tabulating.

Total Score!

Oh my gosh!

Two crowns, two crowns.

Interesting.

The Queens are unanimous.

Okay.

I'll go first.

Roy G Bev.

I gave iHeartRainbow two crowns because I got a chuckle.

And I appreciated their passion and I appreciated that they were part of this posse, uh, like

Johnson

Benjamin Johnson,

Benjamin Johnson.

Sorry, not Don Johnson.

Benjamin Johnson were able to convince Betty Crocker to bring back a product.

And for that I'll applaud them and give them the two crowns.

I had to take all the other cons away because at the end of the day, this is not a useful Review!.

How about you Trey?

Why two crowns?

I mean, literally, ditto.

It's not valuable anymore.

The spelling, and grammar was fine, but this fine truthful yes.

Common experience we've found out.

Yes.

Humorous kind.

Yeah.

Kind of.

Cause it's just funny.

They're so impassioned.

But the impact is like zero at this point, also huge kudos to Betty Crocker

But yeah.

So that's, that's why.

Love that Reply from Owner!

Amen.

Uh, Okie-dokie let's take a quick break.

And when we come back, we can get into Chelsey's.

Review!

love it.

BRB.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

It's game time, Chelsey, you better get y'all self ready because we're going

I don't feel like an icon.

Most of the days I feel like 'I can't!' that's with an,.

A'..

Here's the deal.

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30 seconds on

Just like queen Meryl, Streep who does it all!

Before the clock runs out.

All right.

Chelsey D what is your zinger?

Okay.

I pulled back out my, um, gag gift Rolodex from Amazon.

And this One-Star-Zinger is for a toilet golf putter.

Oh my God.

This is a one-star review written by Anthony C.

The Review!

subject is missing the main piece and the Review!

is, it was missing the putter.

I mean agregious

all right.

Well then in honor of your One-Star-Zinger Chelsey, I'm going to strap you in.

Two, uh, Sharman role.

I can like the Sharman bear be a part of the experience.

Of course.

Great.

All right, here we go.

3, 2, 1, GO!

Superhero.

Hey, it was

missing

WWE.

It was

Soap opera.

It wasn't missing the putter

magic show.

He was missing

sports announcer

was missing

televangelist.

3, 2, 1.

That's All.

Seven diva.

Yay.

Love that.

Thank you.

Thank you all.

Thanks Trey.

I feel, I feel good about my performance.

What got you.

Try it.

Where is your One-Star-Zinger from?

Okay, so today I have a one star zinger from rotten tomatoes, and this is for the.

Diana the musical on Netflix, which was a professionally shot version

This is written by Catherine P and Catherine P's zinger is I made an account just so I

Oh my god.

Oh, all right.

Good luck.

Get your red leather.

Yellow leather is ready because you got a long one.

Oh, you're strapped into a care bear.

Um, because I just felt like that with the whole rainbow thing, like care,

care bear.

Stare.

Carebears there.

Let's do

this.

Okay, here we go.

Yeah.

Three, Two, One,

GO!

teen drama.

I made an account just so I could rate this worst thing I've ever seen and watched Shakespeare.

I made an account just so I could read this where sting I've ever watched

disaster.

I made an account just so I could read this.

Where's the.

Yankee

I, where I made an account, just so I could rate this is the worst thing I've ever

launched.

3, 2, 1, That's All.

I just want to know.

Yeah.

Right.

I just want to know where that Shakespeare production was being held.

I don't know, I was like, let me do Iambic pentameter.

And then I was like, oh my gosh,

there was like an Italian dialogue.

I think it was like an Italian production of Shakespeare.

Anyway.

Great job.

Trey considering how long that was.

You did phenomenal.

That was four for you, RQT

that makes you the winner.

It does, but I feel like, I mean, you didn't have a chance, but

cause it was funny.

Good work.

Alright, here we go.

All right, let's do this!

Review That Review.

This wig is like getting itchy, like on the back of my neck.

Like it's like gross anyway.

All right.

We're back from that rousing game break.

And now it is your turn Chelsey.

Where is your Review!

from this week?

Thank you for asking Trey.

So I wanted to take a little departure this week.

I'm actually bringing in a five star review today from Daughter's Deli here in Los Angeles.

Daughter's Deli is a deli in west Hollywood.

That was started from the daughter.

Of, I guess he would be the grandson, the daughter of the grandson of the creator

Cause I've not been able to find a deli that I love.

And it was so good.

You guys like, um, I mean, just like quick plug for Daughter's, Deli, cause it was delicious.

Okay.

And I did what I usually do, which is I went into the search bar and I searched for some

And so that's what I was searching for latkes and I came across this Review!

that I wanted to share with you guys today.

So, this is a five-star review from Yelp, for Daughter's Deli from Bruce K., who is an

And here we go.

Let's figure out something about Yelp reviews and it will help you enormously to know

Any review that complains about the cost?

Every Yelp page has an online menu.

Try checking it before you bemoan that your tuna sandwich costs 14 bucks.

And you think Subway is better?

You're A.

Delusional and B.

You deserve to eat at Subway.

Legit complaints are always welcome and fine.

And we have a few here that all say the same thing.

Order placed via a delivery service.

Food's not ready.

Delivery service kept waiting for a long period of time.

I'll get to that in a minute, but let's cut to the chase, shall we?

I, just this minute, finished eating a meal delivered from

Was it cheap?

No.

Please inform me of a deli that's cheap.

Hint, you can't.

Delis aren't cheap.

The end.

Was it worth the dough.

Oh my, yes.

Here's why.

I almost ordered what I normally get at daughter's dad's jernt.

The pastrami with Russian dressing and coleslaw.

But at the last minute I switched to the Turkey version.

I also got the latkas, potato pancakes.

I scheduled the food to arrive between two and two 30.

It arrived at three 30, but I'm about five or six miles away.

So not too bad, but if you're of a distance.

Sure, Perhaps expect a delay.

With Postmates, you can follow the entire experience.

And once the Postmate arrived at the restaurant, it all went pretty quickly,

How was it?

Simply put, the sandwich was one of the best sandwiches I've ever had.

It was spectacularly good.

Everything was just perfection and the potato pancakes of which there were three.

We're every bit as good as Langers.

And there are a lot smaller, which I appreciated actually.

So eating the three is really like eating one and a quarter of a Langers latke.

Basically food heaven.

And you already know I'm the only person you can trust on Yelp smiley face.

So if you love Deli.

You already know that Langer's is the BEST in the United States.

Yes.

Better than Kats.

IMO.

And now we have the daughter version and it's every bit as wonderful without having

And there you have it.

I have to now go plots.

Oh, my God, Bruce

Wait.

Plots means like you're like resting.

You're like tired.

I'm so exhausted.

Right.

Okay.

Whoa.

Okay.

So I feel like.

I've got a plotz because Bruce.

Wow.

Okay.

Wait.

So funny to me, there was a huge journey on this Review!

because it felt like Bruce is as the instructor of Yelp Academy.

Like, I felt like Bruce was speaking to me.

Like I've never heard of the word Yelp before.

Yes.

Okay.

So obviously there's a level of pompousness, whatever you want to call it to Bruce,

As soon as I read it, when I started reading it, I thought is that it, is

Like he's coming to the defense.

So hard.

But then when I realized he's an elite reviewer and he's written, you know, 244

And he really obviously considers himself an expert and takes the elite status very seriously.

Do You think that he prefaces every review with like, let me tell you how to trust

Well, it is specific though.

Like maybe like the first sentence, I guess, maybe he copies and pastes all the time.

But I do think that there's a lot of queenly points that Bruce makes in the beginning that

I don't care.

What I care about is was the food good or bad?

Now the point of the pricing and the dig it like, then you deserve to be at Subway.

Like, God, that was a bit of a low blow.

You want to talk about it?

Talk,

what does that even mean?

Um, okay.

I guess I can extrapolate that Bruce is making A'..

Right there, there are clarifying the difference in a quality of a deli versus a chain deli.

But like subway is fine.

Like who cares?

Yes.

They used to make bread that had the same ingredient that's inside yoga

Is that true?!

Yeah.

It was a whole thing.

That was like a preservative.

Oh my goodness.

That's crazy dis.

I think that you're the perfect person to receive that between

Oh good point!

And like you, you grew up on a lot of this, you know, no judgment, but like you

And so you're, you know, understandably.

So I think that's going to hit you a little bit harder.

Bruce got me!

Bruce got me right where I live!

Right in the fast food co Kish, because as I say, um, all right, so

Don't come to Yelp to complain about the pricing or the delivery speed or any of this stuff.

Because at the end of the day, you're just clogging the chain as we liked, you know, as

It's, it's just a thing it's expensive to run a deli.

The food at delis is typically pretty expensive in exchange for like good

It's like a whole eating, like you're not just getting a $15 sandwich.

You're usually getting a $15 sandwich that like is a big.

Sizable sandwich and a little bit of a side and a pickle.

Like that's what you're getting at a deli.

So if you're looking at the menu and you're like, damn 14 bucks is too much for me to

Yeah.

I think the distinction is like, even though Subway's slogan is eat fresh, it isn't fresh.

It's from bags.

And when you go to like an upscale deli, you know, they're making the macaroni salad every day.

They're making fresh vegetables every day, every day, oftentimes they're baking their own bread.

Um, so that's like,

yes, the food was so good.

You guys, like everything was amazing.

And top, top, even just like, you know, I'm really picky about my T my to go containers.

Even the, to go containers were great.

Like everything.

Was perfect about my delivery experience.

So I understand Bruce has passion here because he's saying your you're not

If you're commenting on these other things,

I have a question going into spelling here.

You said.

Dad's jernt.

So that I w I, yeah, so I want to say that that's, that is the right spelling.

Like that's, I think that's an age thing.

Jernt?!

Jernt.

Yes.

Look it up right now.

J E R N T.

Yeah.

It's a word.

It means joint.

it is an acceptable alternative to the word joint.

Now there's, there's no doubt in my mind that Bruce Kay would put a review on

It like a thesaurus thing.

So, okay.

Similarly, when you're saying, when Bruce's dictating, how spectacularly

Good.

D D is that smell there or did you just act that.

Oh, damn it.

I thought for sure that it was like MMM P H

no, sorry.

I artistic expression there.

I lose having a moment of eating the sandwich myself.

Well, okay.

I do want to just say here it tickled me the precision at which Bruce dictates

So actually, when you're eating at, it's basically a quarter of the size when you're

I thought was like, obviously this is,

oh my god.

You're right.

So eating the three is really like eating one and a quarter of a Langer's latke.

One and a quarter.

Yes, I guess I gloss over that, but yeah, that's so funny.

Wait.

So how old do you think Bruce is?

Just, what do you think?

So Bruce does have a little photo here, but it looks like, so I think

I think that Bruce was like a food critic or something back in the day, uh, some sort

Is him with his head in his hand like this, and it's a black and white headshot.

I want to say this headshot is probably at least 20 years old.

So I, I think Bruce is like probably around our parents' age.

Maybe a little bit old.

Yeah.

I was thinking that as well.

You know, I keep wondering, and this is like neither here nor there, but I'm so

I just automatically think they must be in a huge fight.

They're not though.

That's what that is.

Honestly.

I think what makes this so great.

Like when you go on the daughter's deli website, um, they have a whole

Intro about us, about how this happened and how it's changed and how this is like a

inspired by

it's inspired by it's drawn from that.

Like, it's just a continuation of this, of this family thing.

Not, not a departure from.

So we, okay.

We know about spelling and grammar.

Yes.

Truthful shady.

I think, you know, it is interesting.

Cause I do think that Bruce really dapples in shady areas, but is telling truth.

And that was really why he brought the reviews.

So I was like, Bruce is a little shady.

It really took me a while to figure out why it was five stars because the whole,

Yeah.

Which, which also

-- Or, instructionary,

it's sort of like, look, people don't know how to Yelp properly.

Let me tell you how to do it.

Right.

So like that has an impact on me.

Which is why I think that Bruce is like an editorial writer.

Cause I feel like this Review!

would like better serve as like a letter to everybody writing reviews on Yelp

oh gosh, can you imagine reading that?

Yeah.

I mean, if I didn't.

Uh, search for the, so when you search on Yelp for word, like, I searched for latkes

I might've been a little annoyed that I had to read like this huge Trey is currently

Okay.

So.

The word that you search is bolded.

So I was able to go right to the section of vs Review That told me that like, that the

I was like, Ugh, in getting them.

I think if I was just someone that was going to Yelp to look for a review

Pun intended before we get to the nitty gritty of the food.

And there's something that's almost ironic about Bruce talking about all these people essentially

When he then.

Proceeds to waste the time of the reviewer, but because we had to get through that

The, you know, the quality of the lockers and et cetera, et cetera.

I don't know.

What do you think about that?

I was going to talk about that in my crowning.

Cause it does, it takes a while to get to any meat, but, but it is funny to me,

That's like get off of my yard,

Yeah like, you kids belong in the yelp trash bin.

I'd tell you.

Yeah.

Which so I'm very curious about crowning though.

Cause I'm, I'm really have like eight minds on this review.

I will say, unlike the humor and I was, I was definitely tickled and that

I don't mean it that way, but you know, I was deaf.

Like there was a part of me that did find it, like funny in, in like that, that way.

So I don't know.

I think we can crown it.

Are you ready to crown it?

I think

I'm ready.

Let's do it.

The Queens are Tabulating!

Total Score!

Okay.

So Trey's holding up three crowns, I'm holding up three and a half crowns.

So we're very close.

Trey.

Tell us why you gave Bruce 3 crowns.

I'm surprised that were similar enough because something about this Review!

is a huge turnoff to me.

I don't like being told what is so.

I recognize the points, the value of like stop clogging up the Yelp.

But sometimes people use the delivery service at the restaurant.

It has nothing to do with Postmates.

So just anytime someone speaks in and grand statements that is triggering to me,

That's my people.

There's a, there's a pompousness to Bruce that is sort of off-putting to me, but I gave

And if Bruce is this opinionated, when they are being positive about

And so, and I do believe because we didn't even talk about this, but Bruce quotes so many famous

I feel like they've done a lot of research and, and in conclusion, It

And so for that reason, I, I took some crowns away because I think just get to it as I ramble on.

So that's why I said three crowns.

Chelsey, why did you say three and one half?

I agree with everything you said, I will just add, I needed to give

seeing what he had to say about the latkas.

I was like, I'm in, I placed the order and then I ordered the food and they were actually delicious.

So I feel like my feelings about Bruce, even though agreed.

It's kind of obnoxious, but let's cut to the chase and then, but let's cut to the next chase.

I mean, there's a little something that's almost too cheeky in it for me, but that

Can't wait to see what else is out there.

And for that reason I gave Bruce K.

You know, even though he could have been a little bit more of a mench, I gave him three and a half.

I'm curious about other Bruce Kay reviews.

Good job.

Very funny Daughter's Deli I'll have to go there in March.

We are attending a podcast convention together in Los Angeles.

Oh, we can go to the real one cause that's downtown.

We can go to the OG.

Yeah, we can.

I didn't mean to say that that's okay.

Here we are.

We are here.

We have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Who are you, Trey, inducting for.

My Royal Highness

Okay, interesting that this is following your review of

Because today I'm going to induct a small business called Duck Duck and Goose owned

And Chris makes scarves, wrist warmers, candles that are delicious.

Daisy chains, socks, pens.

And what I just purchased are it's called a quack pack.

But it's basically like a miniature Fanny pack.

You know how like the kids are wearing like cute Fanny packs, like in the front now it's so cute.

It's like the perfect size instead of having like, you know, a bulging wallet or whatever.

Well, also, because you had that problem, your, your complaint about the jeans.

And the wallet

I, know I can just keep my wallet in my Quackpack.

So I ordered it as a secret.

Um, I didn't tell Chris I was buying out and then obviously Chris makes everything.

So Chris knew I was doing it, but I just wanted to induct Duck Duck and Goose Co

I encourage everyone to go and make a purchase.

They, Chris also sells.

They look like they're scarves, but they're like infinity, like circle, neck, warmer, scarves.

They're so cute.

And they're all hand knitted, which is like so cute.

Um, and it's the company's been around since 2013, so it's not like, you know, this ain't no schmuck.

Okay.

Oh, now I love this stuff and I love the quack pack.

So I am inducting Duck Duck and Goose for My Royal Highness.

Wow, what a great company.

I have a Duck Duck Goose story that I'll tell on Patreon later, but until we get to

Right?

So I'm going to induct today.

Comfy pajamas guys.

I love comfy pajamas.

If you are like in the.

I dunno, mood to send me a gift sometime send me some comfy pajamas

Cause I I'll may I'll take like a four X, three X, whatever.

I just like love.

I want to swim in my comfy pajamas.

It's been cold and there is nothing that can make my life better than taking a hot

And for that reason, and because they're just such a part of my life,

That I N docked comfy pajamas and all of the joy that they bring into my life as My Royal Highness.

Do you have a preference in material?

Do you like fleece or do you like terrycloth?

I L I like a nice, like a linen.

I like, um, I like a fleece for the winter.

Ooh.

A nice like fleece, like fuzzy pajama moment that can get a little hot at night.

Cotton is good, but love a pajama.

So we all have to remember this come June.

All right.

Well, we did it queen that is another round on the RU a RQ Ferris wheel of rainbow chip life.

Yes.

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