Dictatorial forces -- under orders from a cruel {Lord} -- hold the {Princess} hostage, in their efforts to quell the {rebellion}. A lowly {farm-boy} and the {scoundrel} captain of a quick ship, work together with the companionable {droid duo} to rescue the beautiful {princess}, help the {rebels}, and restore freedom and justice to the Galaxy. “Star Fighters“, by Robert E. Mills. We careen through our far-from-comprehensive knowledge of ‘70s swashbuckling space sci-fi as we share a bold and daring mission: review a Star Wars rip-off without ever saying ’Star Wars’. (We do not last long, but we take a mulligan and try again!) K has a morning after the night before. Khaki becomes creative with papier-maché. Find CoverMyAssCast on Twitter, Gmail and www.covermyasscast.com.