A Glimpse into the Everyday Absurdities of Life: The Idiotic Zone

Hello, this is Earnest Mann, and in today’s episode, I’m guiding you through the nonsensical, strange experiences of everyday life. We live in a world where sometimes logic is upside down, and that's exactly what I encountered this week. From people making baffling choices in the grocery store to a man walking around practically naked in public, life feels like we're living in a strange place I like to call the Idiotic Zone.

The Eccentric Encounter of a Barely Dressed Activist

Driving home, I encountered a young man barely dressed in cut-off shorts, showcasing his body in a way that made me wonder how he avoided getting arrested. As I approached him, I learned he was part of an organization promoting bodily awareness, a group aiming to challenge societal norms. He explained to me how technically, he wasn’t breaking any laws as long as he wore some form of clothing.

Everyday Idiocy: The Supermarket Dilemma

Later, I tried helping a woman in the supermarket. She was buying two packs of soda when a larger pack was cheaper. When I pointed this out, she confidently explained that two smaller packs were better because she was "getting two," ignoring the fact that the larger pack cost less. Sometimes, it feels like people are disconnected from basic logic, adding to the growing idiocy we face every day.

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you have entered a hellish place with a

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different mind and a different matter

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where Up Is Down and black is white

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where women are men and men are women a

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place where there is no objective truth

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and no objective reality other than woke

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and you pray for normalis the signpost

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up ahead says clearly where you are you

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have entered the idiotic Zone

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[Applause]

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if you work for a living why do you kill

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yourself

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working hello and thank you for being

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here how was your week it's

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Monday I hope you had a nice weekend my

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week

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well I don't want to tie you up that

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much and you know it was [ __ ] up

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it was

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bad now I know bad can be relative but

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for me it was pretty

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bad but fear

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not yours just got better

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because I've got some um

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well pretty idiotic [ __ ] to tell you

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about and um

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I encounter this when I'm am uh doing

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the things that I'm doing with my

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life and I just decided that in this

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case I wanted to do something

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different and put my [ __ ] out there to

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you to see if the crazy that I encounter

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is anything to do with well it's it's

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just more idiotic than anything else

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but

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um I I look at this it's it's it's

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hard it's hard to tell the

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story and remember in case you don't

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know

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this I don't use any kind of prompter or

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scripting or anything like that

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so you know if the if the way I come

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across if it's not professional and

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Polished and all that well it

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ain't because that's my style I don't

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like that [ __ ] so it's raw and it's

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organic sometimes it's it works out

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perfectly sometimes not but you get what

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you get so there you have it I'm driving

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home um and

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um there's a

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man walking on the

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exit on a street beside the exit that

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that I'm taking and I could see him in

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the

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distance and I kept looking because what

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I actually thought I was

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seeing actually came

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true cuz the closer I

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got well I found out um he had on

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shorts like cut off shorts kind of thing

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but they were like

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barely on him so in other

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words I got to I could you know I could

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see his ass crack from like 50 ft

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away and I thought to myself um

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how how how can this guy do this you

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know

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without [ __ ] like I don't know

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getting

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arrested I don't know but because of the

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position like where he

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was um I I I said the hell with this I'm

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just going to when I turn the corner I'm

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going to turn where he's going and

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there's a place right as you turn off of

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the uh freeway there there's a place

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right there and you can pull you can

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also like pull in and I'm going to talk

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to this guy now to picture him he's um

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cuz I didn't I didn't have the audacity

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to take pictures or any of that but uh

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he's a white a white guy young guy they

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figuring may be pushing

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30ish um picture the paint painter if

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anybody remembers Bob Ross that's what

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he looked like except very you know he's

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young and he's really thin very thin and

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but huge afro I mean huge and um barely

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any clothes

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on uh so uh yeah I got to talk to this

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guy

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and um I think his name was

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Nick and uh so

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wasn't he wasn't a

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crackhead and he wasn't a

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drunk as a matter of fact he claimed

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part of what he was doing was

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working so this this intrigued me [ __ ]

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tuned me in on this gig not that anybody

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would want to see

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me these days like this but you know he

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he's what I said walking around n

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practically he just and then he he he

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cut me off off he said no no I'm not

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naked they'll arrest me if I'm

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naked and I looked and I I kind of

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laughed I I wasn't thinking about it and

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I I said well dude you're practically

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[ __ ] naked I mean I can see your ass

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crack from like a 100 yards away or or

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whatever and then he kind of laughed and

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he says well yeah yeah he says but I

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still had the pants

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on and and I said okay and I said well

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what I don't get it what what what is

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this

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about and um he said it was he's with

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some he's trying to start this

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organization called The Core the um some

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kind of uh committee for bodily

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awareness or some [ __ ] I I I don't

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know okay and I said so what's your deal

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is this like a nudus colony or or

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something and nah know he's like I it's

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just an

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organization where they want to bring I

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don't know some kind of [ __ ] body

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awareness to

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society and I don't I don't know I don't

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know I honestly don't know if he was

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[ __ ] crazy or what the deal was but

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um yeah so he walks around practically

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naked and according to him here's the

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thing according to him

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yeah if he so his his little tiny pants

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if he didn't have any then they would

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arrest him for indecency and all but as

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long as he had like something that was I

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mean you know that [ __ ] ridiculous

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that he was showing you know his whole

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ass crack and everything and uh but but

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apparently that's

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okay that's the kind of [ __ ]

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idiocy that and this is after this is on

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top of having a really bad

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week it seems as though I don't know

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about you but it seems as though I can't

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go anywhere or do virtually anything

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without you know and and en countering

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[ __ ]

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idiocy I mean I was even trying to help

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this woman in a supermarket please allow

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me just a few moments as a pause for the

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cause I know it's a real struggle

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bringing home the bacon times are tough

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you don't have to tell me twice so if

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you enjoy what I do here on the earnest

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coffee would be very earnestly

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appreciated thank you now back to the

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episode and she was buying packs of

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sodas and so I look at him and she's

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going to get two of this one instead of

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the larger

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pack and I

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swear I swear to [ __ ]

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God she actually said this she actually

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[ __ ] said this not kidding I said hey

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you know if you get the if you get the

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one pack of this then the price per is

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actually cheaper than you buying those

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two 12 packs if you just get the

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24 I swear to God she looked she looked

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at them and she looked at me as though

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she

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was she was going to educate

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me she's trying to turn it around and

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help me yes she said but I'd be getting

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two of

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these instead

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one of

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those I'm not kidding she actually said

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that to

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me

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so I mean if if you're if you're

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following me I assume you're following

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me this this 24 pack was two or three

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bucks cheaper than buying two 12 packs

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but she actually [ __ ] said yeah but

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I'm getting two of these that's only

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one

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sometimes I

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wonder you know if it really is true

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what quite a few people have said or

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noted that this whole the whole ship of

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not just the United States maybe the

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world you know no wonder everyone's so

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apathetic and and pessimistic

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because everything is utterly totally

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and completely [ __ ]

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idiotic it's like it's some mad

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somewhere there's a mad scientist

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somewhere I don't know 20 years

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ago that says oh yeah I'm going to

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perfect this and then you know remember

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like we used to watch pinky in the brain

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okay and uh makes this mix and puts it

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out in the in the water and over time

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slowly but over time it turns the people

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the population into [ __ ]

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idiots so I mean

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yeah so you know my week we're going to

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you know we're

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starting we're starting a new week let's

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let's be

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nice let's let's

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try let's try to be

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optimistic um please by all means if you

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have any kind of story to top

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that um and you're in idiotic portfolio

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please by all means let me

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know I'd like to hear from

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you so

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yeah other than that until next time