Alabama Bama is back, and let me tell ya, her spring break was a wild ride! Picture this: fireball shots, a hot tub truck (yup, you heard that right), and a near-death experience that involves a preacher and some serious CPR action! 😂 Bama spills all the tea about blacking out in a Ford F150 that’s more like a rolling spa, and let’s just say, it’s a miracle she made it out with her menthols dry! She’s got visions of Anna Nicole Smith and a trip to the 7-11 that you won’t want to miss. So kick back, grab a snack, and get ready for some laughs as we dive into Bama’s crazy stories and questionable life choices!
Takeaways:
Bama's spring break adventure included a wild hot tub truck and fireball shots!
She blacked out during the escapade, having a vision of Anna Nicole Smith. Talk about divine inspiration!
Preacher Parnell saved Bama's life with CPR, and her menthols stayed dry—what a miracle!
Shopping for antibiotics on Facebook Marketplace? Bama’s got some questionable shopping tips, folks!
Bama’s version of the Bible seems a little different than what we’re used to, LOL!
Always expect the unexpected when Bama’s in the mix—life's never boring with her around!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker A:
It's haystack time for my favorite time of the week when we chat with my dear friend Bama from rural Alabama.
Speaker A:
And Bama, welcome back onto the show.
Speaker A:
And I know you've been out and about for the last quite a while because it's spring break time.
Speaker A:
I'm almost afraid to ask, but how was your spring break, Bama?
Speaker B:
Oh, hey Stack.
Speaker B:
Another spring break and another near death experience.
Speaker B:
We was a slammin, fireball shots and I blacked out in the back of a Ford F150 that our preacher converted into a hot tub.
Speaker A:
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Speaker A:
A truck hot.
Speaker B:
Tub?
Speaker B:
Now don't be questioning innovation, sugar.
Speaker B:
Next thing I know I'm having a full on vision of Anna Nicole Smith are telling me to come into the light.
Speaker B:
But the light was coming out of a 7 11.
Speaker A:
Now that should have been your first warning sign.
Speaker B:
Oh, it was, but I couldn't move.
Speaker B:
It turns out I wasn't a breathing.
Speaker B:
Luckily the preacher Parnell jumped in and performed CPR on me.
Speaker A:
Well, thank goodness,.
Speaker B:
Not only did he save my life, he saved my pack of menthols from getting soaked.
Speaker B:
Now that's what I call divine intervention.
Speaker A:
Now Bama, I don't think that's in the Bible.
Speaker B:
Well, it's in my version of it.
Speaker B:
Anyway, I gotta go.
Speaker B:
I think I contracted staff.
Speaker B:
So I'm heading down to the Facebook marketplace to see who's got a deal on the antibiotics.
Speaker A:
Bama, please do not buy antibiotics off of Facebook marketplace.
Speaker B:
You gotta shop smart these days.
Speaker B:
Hey Stack.
Speaker A:
No, no, that's the opposite of smart.
Speaker B:
Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree, sugar.
