LTO - The Sopranos - S2E2 You have to whisper secrets, otherwise it's not a secret

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just barely woke up this morning:

Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who wanna

watch all this prestige television,

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but, uh, who's got time for it?

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Do Not Podcast: I know don't

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TheMotionVictor: Uh, I don't either.

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my name is Victor, and you're listening

to the only podcast on the internet

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that asks the question: Is it possible

have a spaghetti dinner with your family

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without arguing and swearing at them?

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Do Not Podcast: No.

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No, it's not.

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just barely woke up this morning:

Sometimes I make spaghetti just

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'cause I wanna argue and swear.

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I'm Jafare.

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Thanks for meeting me

with that energy, guys.

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This is an early morning recording for us.

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TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

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just barely woke up this morning: Uh,

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Do Not Podcast: that, uh, NPR energy.

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I love it

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just barely woke up this morning: yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know

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TheMotionVictor: know, I, I used to

have a, a curated playlist the…

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because I, I've, I very much believe

in listening to, hearing all sides

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of an issue even if, know, you don't

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

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Grunt.news,

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TheMotionVictor: I had

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just barely woke up this morning:

sponsor us

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TheMotionVictor: yeah.

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And I, I had a podcast playlist where

I had five, like these little five to

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10-minute news briefs from different

media sources, and one of them was NPR.

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just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm.

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TheMotionVictor: following

NPR was Fox News, and just the

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just barely woke up this morning:

tonal whiplash.

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TheMotionVictor: It was like, "You've

been listening to NPR, and we're

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bringing you more about the controversies

regarding the Bush administration."

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And then it goes next to the Fox

News, "Tonight, the Republicans are

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once again blaming the liberal…"

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Or the other way around, "Tonight,

the Democrats wanna take away

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your rights, blah, blah, blah."

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Holy shit.

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And it's just, like, jarring.

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They,

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

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TheMotionVictor: anyway.

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What you

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just barely woke up this morning: If they

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TheMotionVictor: Ben, is that

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just barely woke up this morning:

yell the news, it makes it more true.

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TheMotionVictor: Right.

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Do Not Podcast: The one I always

really loved is I, uh, to the, uh,

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the BBC, uh, global news podcast

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TheMotionVictor: Oh

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Do Not Podcast: like 20 minute, like

day, twice daily news roundups, and

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just finding out what the other w- part,

like the rest of the world is talking

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about gets real interesting 'cause it's

like I knew about like the Thai kids

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trapped in the, the caves days before

anybody else because like US news only

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started covering it like, "They've been

trapped for a week, and Elon Musk thinks

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you can fit a submarine in there."

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Uh, which you couldn't.

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Uh, that was kind of the whole

point of why it was so dangerous.

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Uh, but, uh, like, like, "Oh yeah, I've

been following this story for a week."

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Um, so it's, I highly recommend

finding some, uh, just a news

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source that isn't a US news source

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TheMotionVictor: I, I, I

couldn't listen to the…

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I, I had to…

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I don't remember if it was the BBC

or if it was one of the other ones,

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but there was one, like, f- uh, five,

10-minute news, daily news recap

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just st- some producer just got their

rocks off interviewing, uh, people.

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It

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Do Not Podcast: Hmm

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TheMotionVictor: always, it w- it, it was

like half of the, the newscast was, was,

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it was like, "Here we are on the r- we're

on scene, we're, we're on the ground with

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a witness to the recent tragedy," and they

would just be sobbing their asses off.

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And it's like, it, I, I…

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God, I feel like such an asshole

for saying it, but it's just like,

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fuck, dude, every fucking day?

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Anyway

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Do Not Podcast: If I wanted to listen

to that, I'd just talk to everybody

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after they go on a date with Victor.

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TheMotionVictor: exactly.

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That's, that's, uh, yeah.

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Ni- nice one, Ben.

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Do Not Podcast: It was a

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just barely woke up this morning: Yep

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Do Not Podcast: Uh, I've

never seen such devastation

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TheMotionVictor: Wait, no,

the person crying is me, so

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just barely woke up this morning:

I actually have a policy.

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I only listen to news stations who start

with the letter O because it is a circle

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and thus must encompass all truth.

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So I listen to One America

News and The Onion exclusively

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Do Not Podcast: Oh, God

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TheMotionVictor: uh, The Onion.

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God, I love The Onion.

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Do Not Podcast: I

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just barely woke up this morning:

I do, I do love New Info Wars.

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Yeah.

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It's very good.

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TheMotionVictor: That's

the best thing ever.

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All right

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just barely woke up this morning:

uh, so this podcast, because we do a

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bad job at telling people what this

podcast is, uh, we watch a show that

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none of us have ever seen before.

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Uh, we roll some patent pending

algorithmically determined dice

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to skip a bunch of episodes.

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We try to figure out what

happened last time on.

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We started The Sopranos.

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Last week we watched the pilot.

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There was nothing to guess.

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This is the first week

where we get to guess stuff.

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We play a couple of games with each

other while we talk about the episode.

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So you might a- hear one

of us ask "Whahappahar?"

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where we are then forced to

make something up to explain it.

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You might hear one of us say, "Let's

get weird with it," where we all have

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to offer an oddball explanation for

the thing that we are discussing.

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Um, is that it?

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Do we only have the two games?

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Do Not Podcast: No, we have, uh

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just barely woke up this morning:

Oh, I mean, last time on you

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offer an e- your own explanation

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Do Not Podcast: We have Timey Limey, which

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TheMotionVictor: what

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Do Not Podcast: is weird

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TheMotionVictor: well,

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just barely woke up this morning: Oh yeah,

we haven't done a timey-wimey in a while.

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TheMotionVictor: time.

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Yeah

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah,

you have to do a timeline of events

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TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

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That was fun.

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But we need to revisit the

rules from that, for that,

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before we try to do it again.

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'Cause I

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just barely woke up this morning: And,

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Do Not Podcast: my notes.

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just barely woke up this morning:

and then we'll, uh, we'll make some

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predictions at the end of the episode.

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Our predictions are worth one, two, and

three points accordingly, and whoever

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gets the most points at the end of the

season when we recap the show and find

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out what actually fucking happened, uh,

gets to pick the next show that we cover.

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So those are the rules

here on Last Time On.

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Uh, the points are made up,

but they also matter, so

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TheMotionVictor: matter.

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just barely woke up this morning:

they matter so fucking much.

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TheMotionVictor: We, we argue, it gives

us something to argue over like we're

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a, like we're an Italian family in

New Jersey having a spaghetti dinner.

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just barely woke up this morning:

There we go.

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And with that, we get into

our, this week's episode.

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We're watching season two, episode two

of The Sopranos, "Do Not Resuscitate"

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Do Not Podcast: Yes, and

we open on the inside

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just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, Tony is visiting Junior

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Do Not Podcast: and Junior

is now incarcerated.

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So

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just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm.

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Do Not Podcast: the spirit of

Jafer having just read that list,

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gentlemen, what happened to her?

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TheMotionVictor: Uh, you know,

I, I, I was, I was playing

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this game, uh, with myself.

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Go ahead, make a joke about

me playing with myself.

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Uh, as I was watching this episode,

I was like, "Oh, did happen here?"

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And I…

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And here's, here's, here's what happened.

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Uh, the last episode we saw,

the only episode we've seen,

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there was the, the, the main

plot was the, the, the, the

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beef, between Tony and his uncle

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

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TheMotionVictor: uh, Uncle Junior wanted

to, uh, wanted to whack a guy in a

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middle of a restaurant during daylight

hours, and that, that ended with one of

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Tony's goons burning down the restaurant.

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I'm gonna say what happened was that,

uh, in a slap in the face to Tony,

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his uncle, Uncle Junior, bought out

that, uh, that restaurant space, that

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commercial real estate, rebuilt a

restaurant, and it was a Czech bakery,

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and just to throw it in Tony's face,

and he performed the hit there anyway.

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just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, this clearly is, uh, spun out

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of the stuff we saw last episode.

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Um, they, when they're having their

conversation, they talk about, uh,

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Tony's mom betraying both of them

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TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

I was curious about that

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Do Not Podcast: Угу

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just barely woke up this morning:

some shit went down there.

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So I think Junior was gonna get

Tony's mom to do the hit, and she

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pulled out the gun and then had a

senior moment and didn't kill Tony

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TheMotionVictor: Oh, wow.

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Yeah,

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Do Not Podcast: Sí

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TheMotionVictor: him

Johnny in this episode.

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Well, she keeps calling a

few people J- uh, Johnny.

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

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I'm sure that will be

important at some point.

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Maybe that's her husband's name, the dad.

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Do Not Podcast: good guess.

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just barely woke up this morning: yeah

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Do Not Podcast: I'm gonna say what

happened was, uh, well, Livia,

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Tony's mom, she was supposed to tell

Tony to be at this place so that

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the hit could happen, and she did.

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But then she called the cops and were

like, "Hey, I think that there's about

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to be a murder happening somewhere."

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And so she delivered Tony to the place

where he was going to die, and then

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as it was about to happen, the police

showed up and caught all of, uh,

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Junior and his guys with guns, and were

like, "Aha, you're all under arrest.

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Uh, Tony, as the victim,

you're allowed to leave."

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Um, and so that, that is what happened.

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She, she both betrayed Tony and then

circled back around and betrayed Junior

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just barely woke up this morning: Hmm.

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Checks out.

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So, uh, we have to guess here because

we're not really getting the full story.

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Junior notes that they have to…

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Their phone call is being monitored,

their, their, their conversation.

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It's over phones, but it's in

prison, so it's, like, glass in

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front of each other and stuff.

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And, uh, it's like people are listening,

so they have to talk in half-truths here.

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Uh, h- Junior does ask Tony to make

peace with his mother, uh, which comes up

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several times in this episode, and we'll

talk about that at the end because I think

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we find out the actual reason why he cares

about this at the end of the episode.

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So we'll talk about that then.

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But, uh, yeah, he refuses it outright.

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"She's dead to me."

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Do Not Podcast: Yeah

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just barely woke up this morning:

a construction site that has racial

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tension, uh, w- for the all-white crew.

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Uh, we have a Reverend

Jesse James-inspired speaker

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talking to the protesters,

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Do Not Podcast: But

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just barely woke up this morning:

I can't help but…

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Oh, who is his dad?

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I didn't clock it

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Do Not Podcast: It's Bill Cobbs

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TheMotionVictor: yep.

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Bill Cubs.

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Uh, what, what, what do

you know him from, Ben?

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Because I've got a,

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Do Not Podcast: Well, so I think v-

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TheMotionVictor: piece of nerd

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just barely woke up this morning:

I really wanted to look these

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guys up, but I know that I can't

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Do Not Podcast: well, Bill Cobbs is one,

he plays the in- uh, inventor of the

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transporter in Star Trek Enterprise.

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Don't think I'm quite ready to have my

molecules compressed into a data stream

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Do Not Podcast: I knew Victor would

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just barely woke up this morning: Fun

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TheMotionVictor: Yep.

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Do Not Podcast: but

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TheMotionVictor: Yep.

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Do Not Podcast: else should know him,

one, as the Emmy Award-winning, uh, Mr.

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Hendrickson from the, uh,

children's TV show Dino Dana.

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he w- he, he won Emmys for that.

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It, it's an absolutely

brilliant performance.

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TheMotionVictor: Dino Dana

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Do Not Podcast: It's, it's a, it's

a kids TV show about dinosaurs

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that also gets shockingly deep.

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TheMotionVictor: Really?

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Do Not Podcast: Like, he plays…

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TheMotionVictor: dinosaurs

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Do Not Podcast: No.

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Like, he plays Don- uh, the main

character's neighbor, and he has this

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arc throughout the show about grief,

being a grieving widower who's not able

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to get around as much as he used to be.

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TheMotionVictor: Fuck.

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Do Not Podcast: and

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TheMotionVictor: This is a

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Do Not Podcast: a whole episode about

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

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Do Not Podcast: moved into a retirement

home and how, "Hey, kids, sometimes the

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people around you leave, and that's okay.

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They can't live on their own anymore.

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You have to accept it.

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You can't change it."

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It's not like your normal kids show

where, like, she'd be like, "It's okay,

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I'll help him out," and then everybody

would kinda smile at the camera.

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No.

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At the end of the episode, he's

moved into a retirement home.

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TheMotionVictor: Damn

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Do Not Podcast: and yeah,

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just barely woke up this morning:

With Mama Soprano.

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It's a crazy crossover

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TheMotionVictor: When, when,

when did this show air?

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Like, w- is it…

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Oh, okay.

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I, I,

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just barely woke up this morning:

five or six years

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Do Not Podcast: yeah

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TheMotionVictor: was gonna say, like

I, I was just talking about this

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on, on my Facebook page the other

day about, uh, uh, how it's fucked

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up how, how, how these supposedly

G-rated kids shows have traumatized us.

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And I don't know what the hell that,

that was like the attitude in the '80s.

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It's all just like, "Ah, we gotta

get this childhood trauma started

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quick, started early," you know?

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Do Not Podcast: Yeah.

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TheMotionVictor: "Let's give them

the fucking Land Before Time.

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Let's give them All Dogs Go to Heaven.

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Let's make these kids cry."

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You know,

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Do Not Podcast: But what most people

will know the wonderful and in-

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incredibly talented Bill Cobbs from

is he is the basketball coach Air Bud

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Bet you won't find anything in

there that says a dog can't play.

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He's right.

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Ain't no rule said that

dog can't play basketball.

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just barely woke up this morning: Perfect.

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Um, man, this really has me

thinking about the past and the

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times when we had racial tensions.

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It's a good thing we solved racism, y'all

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TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

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Solved it.

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Nothing mixes better than vanilla

and chocolate, and yet still

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somehow racial harmony eludes us.

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just barely woke up this morning:

Uh, we meet Janice, Tony's sister.

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She's gonna visit mom,

offers to take, uh, Meadow.

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Uh, she's also interfering in Tony

selling h- uh, his mother's house

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Do Not Podcast: Oh man.

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anybody catch the, uh, the, the lie

that Janice was told in this bit?

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TheMotionVictor: Uh, which part?

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Do Not Podcast: So

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just barely woke up this morning:

the sign?

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Do Not Podcast: so she is trying to

stop Tony from selling the house so

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that her friend can sell the house.

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

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Do Not Podcast: this is important

for you to know as somebody who's

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hopefully looking to buy a house soon.

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Uh, she says she's only going

to charge 3%, not the normal 6.

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At the time, and

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TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

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Do Not Podcast: changed a little bit

now with some recent law, uh, law

324

: 00:14:38

changes, 3% is the standard commission.

325

: 00:14:43

Uh, so her, her girlfriend lied to her.

326

: 00:14:48

TheMotionVictor: А

327

: 00:14:48

Do Not Podcast: it's like,

"Everybody else is gonna charge

328

: 00:14:50

you 6, I only charge you 3."

329

: 00:14:52

Uh, and when 3 is the,

was the standard rate.

330

: 00:14:56

Uh, so she is absolutely screwing

her, because what happens is

331

: 00:15:01

the selling agent charges 3, and

then the buying agent charges 3.

332

: 00:15:05

It's 6 total.

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just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

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Do Not Podcast: she, she's being

like, "I norm-," you know, "Ev-

335

: 00:15:11

it's not 6 total, it's we each

charge 6, and I'll only charge 3."

336

: 00:15:14

And it's like

337

: 00:15:17

It's, yeah

338

: 00:15:18

just barely woke up this morning: just

thought that was Janice being dumb.

339

: 00:15:23

Well, maybe not…

340

: 00:15:23

Dumb's not the right word.

341

: 00:15:25

Um, uneducated in this matter

because it's like, "Oh, well,

342

: 00:15:28

they're, you're paying six?

343

: 00:15:29

Well, she'll only charge three,"

not realizing both agents

344

: 00:15:32

had charged three already

345

: 00:15:34

Do Not Podcast: it was she, she's

uneducated and this person who is her f-

346

: 00:15:37

just barely woke up this morning:

Taking advantage of her.

347

: 00:15:39

Do Not Podcast: advantage of her

348

: 00:15:40

just barely woke up this morning:

All right.

349

: 00:15:43

Um, let's see here.

350

: 00:15:44

Uh, Grandma Soprano is

in the nursing home.

351

: 00:15:49

Uh, she knows a truth about

her husband that none of the

352

: 00:15:53

characters in the show know.

353

: 00:15:55

She alludes to it several

times but refuses to tell us.

354

: 00:15:59

Gentlemen,

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: 00:16:00

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

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: 00:16:00

just barely woke up this morning:

let's get weird with it

357

: 00:16:04

Let's get

358

: 00:16:07

TheMotionVictor: Ah

359

: 00:16:10

Hmm.

360

: 00:16:11

And it's about, we're

talking about Tony's father's

361

: 00:16:14

just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, Papa Soprano's secrets.

362

: 00:16:18

You have to whisper secrets,

otherwise it's not a secret, Victor.

363

: 00:16:22

TheMotionVictor: Ooh, I

364

: 00:16:22

just barely woke up this morning: Secrets

365

: 00:16:24

TheMotionVictor: Okay.

366

: 00:16:25

Uh, gonna say, uh, uh, hmm

367

: 00:16:30

Okay, well that's not…

368

: 00:16:30

I w- I was about to say maybe

father isn't who he thinks it is.

369

: 00:16:36

just barely woke up this morning:

Ooh, is Junior Tony's dad?

370

: 00:16:38

Is that where you're going with this?

371

: 00:16:40

Oh.

372

: 00:16:42

TheMotionVictor: I, that might actually be

the, where the story's they allude to that

373

: 00:16:47

just barely woke up this morning:

They allude a little bit.

374

: 00:16:48

Yeah, there's a little bit of

Junior being upset about the…

375

: 00:16:51

Yeah

376

: 00:16:51

TheMotionVictor: that's not weird enough.

377

: 00:16:53

I'm, I'm gonna say that, uh…

378

: 00:16:55

Okay, we're getting weird with it.

379

: 00:16:57

just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, let's get weird

380

: 00:16:58

TheMotionVictor: Uh, I'm going to say

that it's not only was Tony's father,

381

: 00:17:05

not in the mafia, that's just some,

some kind of, uh, something they

382

: 00:17:10

fabricated to, uh, as a, as a huge

coverup, like bigger than Roswell.

383

: 00:17:17

I…

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: 00:17:19

just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, okay

385

: 00:17:19

TheMotionVictor: Tony's father was

actually working for the Yakuza,

386

: 00:17:23

and there was a, there was a big

387

: 00:17:25

just barely woke up this morning: Ooh

388

: 00:17:26

TheMotionVictor: Yakuza mafia war in

New Jersey that nobody knew about, that,

389

: 00:17:31

just barely woke up this morning: ninjas.

390

: 00:17:31

They couldn't see it

391

: 00:17:32

TheMotionVictor: exactly.

392

: 00:17:33

That's, that's, that's what happens.

393

: 00:17:35

just barely woke up this morning: Uh,

funny you should mention Roswell because

394

: 00:17:37

that's semi-related to my prediction.

395

: 00:17:40

Uh, so we know that this

Sopranos, this is the season two,

396

: 00:17:44

this is the year 2000, right?

397

: 00:17:46

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

398

: 00:17:50

just barely woke up this morning:

S- thousand.

399

: 00:17:51

Uh, what's the other biggest

show on TV right now?

400

: 00:17:55

TheMotionVictor: Uh, '24?

401

: 00:17:57

Oh, the X-Files, right.

402

: 00:17:58

That wrapped up in, like, 2001,

403

: 00:18:02

just barely woke up this morning: Yes,

it did, but it's still running right now.

404

: 00:18:05

So the twist is that Tony's dad is

actually the cigarette smoking man

405

: 00:18:10

from The X-Files, was never involved

in the mafia, and just smuggled alien

406

: 00:18:14

technology to Earth all those years

407

: 00:18:17

TheMotionVictor: Hmm

408

: 00:18:19

Do Not Podcast: See, I'm gonna get, I'm

gonna go, we learned in the pilot what's

409

: 00:18:24

really, really important Italian mobsters

410

: 00:18:29

just barely woke up this morning:

Eating pasta and killing people

411

: 00:18:30

while they're eating pasta?

412

: 00:18:32

Do Not Podcast: And being incredibly

pedantic about where in Italy you're from

413

: 00:18:37

just barely woke up this morning:

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

414

: 00:18:38

Of course, of course, of course, of course

415

: 00:18:40

Do Not Podcast: the, the, the sad,

terrible secret what's going on

416

: 00:18:45

with, with Tony's parents is Tony's

dad, he's not actually from Italy.

417

: 00:18:54

He's from Villore

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: 00:18:57

just barely woke up this morning: Oh.

419

: 00:18:58

No one knows.

420

: 00:18:59

Do Not Podcast: Italy, but it's Albania

421

: 00:19:03

just barely woke up this morning:

It sure is.

422

: 00:19:05

It's just Velour, for the record.

423

: 00:19:07

Do Not Podcast: Oh, okay

424

: 00:19:08

just barely woke up this morning:

I've been there.

425

: 00:19:10

It's beautiful.

426

: 00:19:11

It's a gorgeous town.

427

: 00:19:13

It's a resort town now.

428

: 00:19:14

Do Not Podcast: E

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: 00:19:15

just barely woke up this morning:

I thought you were gonna say

430

: 00:19:16

he's not Italian, he's Sicilian.

431

: 00:19:18

Uh,

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: 00:19:18

Do Not Podcast: Ooh.

433

: 00:19:25

just barely woke up this morning:

uh, all right.

434

: 00:19:26

All plausible theories in my mind.

435

: 00:19:29

Uh, Tony being half Albanian

would've made my dad so happy.

436

: 00:19:38

Ugh.

437

: 00:19:38

So,

438

: 00:19:39

TheMotionVictor: of, uh, dudes' dads, uh,

439

: 00:19:41

just barely woke up this morning: yeah

440

: 00:19:42

TheMotionVictor: uh, Tony goes to

meet with the, uh, protestors, uh,

441

: 00:19:48

Do Not Podcast: So the head

of the construction company

442

: 00:19:50

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

443

: 00:19:51

Oh, that's, that's who it was, Bill Cobb.

444

: 00:19:53

He plays the…

445

: 00:19:54

Do Not Podcast: Oh

446

: 00:19:54

just barely woke up this morning: No, no.

447

: 00:19:55

TheMotionVictor: the-

448

: 00:19:56

Do Not Podcast: first he meets with

449

: 00:19:57

just barely woke up this morning:

There's a little bit before

450

: 00:19:58

he meets with the dad, yeah

451

: 00:19:59

Do Not Podcast: he's like, "Hey,

uh, Junior is normally in charge.

452

: 00:20:03

Like he, we are kicking back to

Junior, uh, but he's in prison now

453

: 00:20:09

so you gotta come and take care of

these, these, these protesters."

454

: 00:20:14

And, uh, who is just leaving

a TGI Fridays um, is like,

455

: 00:20:20

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

456

: 00:20:21

Do Not Podcast: "All right, I'll s-

you know, I'll see what I can do.

457

: 00:20:24

Make sure you're not followed

458

: 00:20:26

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

459

: 00:20:28

And,

460

: 00:20:28

Do Not Podcast: cut over to

the, uh, the butcher shop

461

: 00:20:33

just barely woke up this morning:

I, I have a, I have a note to ask

462

: 00:20:35

you for a jargon check here, Ben,

as our resident mafioso expert.

463

: 00:20:40

Um, FBI listening, just know that.

464

: 00:20:43

Uh, this is a meeting of the capos, right?

465

: 00:20:48

Do Not Podcast: Yes

466

: 00:20:49

just barely woke up this morning: Okay.

467

: 00:20:50

Uh, he brings in Bobby, who

is the last of Junior's capos.

468

: 00:20:55

Tony tells him what parts of the

business Junior is going to be able

469

: 00:20:59

to keep so that he's got money to pay

his defense lawyers against the feds.

470

: 00:21:03

Um, he keeps the-- He wants

Junior to keep the title, too.

471

: 00:21:07

He tells him to keep his stripes.

472

: 00:21:08

He keeps the title.

473

: 00:21:10

Uh, he, they, right now it is

perceived that Junior is the don?

474

: 00:21:15

Jargon check

475

: 00:21:17

You keep using that word.

476

: 00:21:19

I do not think it means

what you think it means

477

: 00:21:21

Do Not Podcast: Either that or he

is, uh, or he has his own family.

478

: 00:21:28

just barely woke up this morning: Okay

479

: 00:21:29

Do Not Podcast: so it might be,

"Hey, we are related, but we

480

: 00:21:32

have our own separate gangs.

481

: 00:21:34

We just don't mess with each other.

482

: 00:21:36

We have our own separate, you know,

revenue streams, and now you know what?

483

: 00:21:41

You tried to kill me.

484

: 00:21:42

I'm just absorbing your stuff, and you

are going from boss of your own little

485

: 00:21:47

family to, uh, underboss in mine.

486

: 00:21:51

But all your people still report

up to you even though they

487

: 00:21:54

know they report up to me."

488

: 00:21:56

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

489

: 00:21:57

Uh, Tony says the feds think they

have the boss, and Tony wants it that

490

: 00:22:02

way because Ben on backup vocals.

491

: 00:22:05

You are my patsy.

492

: 00:22:10

Now take a taxi.

493

: 00:22:15

Took a cut of your pay 'cause

Tony wants it that way.

494

: 00:22:24

Do Not Podcast: Tell me why

495

: 00:22:26

just barely woke up this morning:

Ain't nothing but I didn't

496

: 00:22:28

write any more lyrics.

497

: 00:22:30

Do Not Podcast: I didn't know

what you wanted me backing up.

498

: 00:22:31

Okay.

499

: 00:22:34

TheMotionVictor: Man, you guys

are just taking this early

500

: 00:22:36

2000s vibe way too far, right?

501

: 00:22:41

just barely woke up this morning:

The time of my youth, Victor.

502

: 00:22:43

Allow, allow me this nostalgia

503

: 00:22:45

TheMotionVictor: Right?

504

: 00:22:46

Do Not Podcast: At least he didn't

come in with a, "Come, Patsy.

505

: 00:22:48

Come, come, Patsy.

506

: 00:22:49

You did fall to the Fetties."

507

: 00:22:53

just barely woke up this morning: There's

a lot of other songs we could have chosen.

508

: 00:22:59

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, well, we

all wish we were back in, uh,

509

: 00:23:01

1999, the height of humanity.

510

: 00:23:04

just barely woke up this morning:

I will have to find a way to get,

511

: 00:23:06

uh, OMC's How Bizarre on this

podcast somehow at some point

512

: 00:23:10

TheMotionVictor: that is one

that I never get tired of.

513

: 00:23:11

Well, no, no, actually, no.

514

: 00:23:13

I can, it, it's in my head now

and I'm tired of it already.

515

: 00:23:16

Never

516

: 00:23:16

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

517

: 00:23:17

Well, Victor, you only know

half the story of How Bizarre.

518

: 00:23:20

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm

519

: 00:23:20

just barely woke up this morning:

know that, right?

520

: 00:23:22

Like, the, the story, the s- story in

the song cuts halfway through, and if you

521

: 00:23:25

wanna know the rest, hey, buy the rights.

522

: 00:23:30

Uh, we cut over to Big Pussy, who had

back surgery as Skip, who's a fucking fed.

523

: 00:23:40

I mean, an upstanding

citizen of the community.

524

: 00:23:43

Uh, takes him to and fro.

525

: 00:23:46

Oh, Skip's totally a fed.

526

: 00:23:47

Yeah

527

: 00:23:47

TheMotionVictor: Ben got his points

528

: 00:23:48

Do Not Podcast: Yes.

529

: 00:23:49

just barely woke up this morning: Yes

530

: 00:23:50

TheMotionVictor: good job.

531

: 00:23:51

Do Not Podcast: which if

they were flipping him this

532

: 00:23:53

episode, I would not have.

533

: 00:23:55

But he's like, "Hey, you, you, you've

been a, a snitch since the '80s."

534

: 00:23:58

And I'm like,

535

: 00:23:59

just barely woke up this morning:

No, since 90, since '98, he says

536

: 00:24:04

Do Not Podcast: Oh, okay.

537

: 00:24:04

I thought he said 87

538

: 00:24:06

TheMotionVictor: Well, okay,

so that's, that's, yeah.

539

: 00:24:09

just barely woke up this morning: So

that's like a year and a half in story

540

: 00:24:12

Do Not Podcast: Yeah.

541

: 00:24:12

just barely woke up this morning:

he's been a snitch.

542

: 00:24:14

Um

543

: 00:24:15

Do Not Podcast: find out here

that Tony tried to smother Livia

544

: 00:24:20

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

545

: 00:24:22

Do Not Podcast: So,

546

: 00:24:23

just barely woke up this morning:

the rumor.

547

: 00:24:24

Do Not Podcast: yeah

548

: 00:24:25

just barely woke up this morning:

says that's the rumor too, but

549

: 00:24:27

we don't know if that's true.

550

: 00:24:29

Do Not Podcast: Oh,

that, that, good point.

551

: 00:24:31

just barely woke up this morning:

It f- it feels true.

552

: 00:24:33

Do Not Podcast: I

553

: 00:24:34

just barely woke up this morning: Sorry?

554

: 00:24:35

Do Not Podcast: I f- I forget

my, my, uh, awful house.

555

: 00:24:39

Uh, smothered is covered

in cheese or is it covered

556

: 00:24:42

just barely woke up this morning: Correct.

557

: 00:24:43

Well, n-- so smothered is che--

is cheese, covered is onions.

558

: 00:24:50

Do Not Podcast: Or, okay

559

: 00:24:52

just barely woke up this morning: So

it's smothered-- you order smothered

560

: 00:24:53

and covered, and it's cheese and onions

561

: 00:24:56

Do Not Podcast: Okay

562

: 00:24:58

just barely woke up this morning: Hmm.

563

: 00:25:00

Anyways

564

: 00:25:01

TheMotionVictor: the Austin Animal

Shelter was running a, the, uh,

565

: 00:25:03

just barely woke up this morning: think

566

: 00:25:04

TheMotionVictor: special and

they called it the Woofle House.

567

: 00:25:06

It was really cute.

568

: 00:25:09

Do Not Podcast: Now, we, we have heard

this isn't actually what happened, uh,

569

: 00:25:16

what did happen, gentlemen?

570

: 00:25:20

Let's get weird with it

571

: 00:25:24

Let's get

572

: 00:25:27

TheMotionVictor: man, we are,

whoa, two weirds in one day.

573

: 00:25:29

just barely woke up this morning:

Look, we've been really

574

: 00:25:31

Do Not Podcast: to her,

and now we're getting weird

575

: 00:25:33

TheMotionVictor: Well,

576

: 00:25:33

just barely woke up this morning:

I did a what?

577

: 00:25:34

I did a weird already, but,

578

: 00:25:36

Do Not Podcast: Oh, yeah, yeah

579

: 00:25:37

just barely woke up this morning: no,

580

: 00:25:37

TheMotionVictor: let's,

581

: 00:25:37

just barely woke up this morning: fine.

582

: 00:25:38

TheMotionVictor: up.

583

: 00:25:38

just barely woke up this morning:

We need should weird up.

584

: 00:25:39

We need to do more of these things.

585

: 00:25:41

We got very bad…

586

: 00:25:43

I don't think we did a single one,

What Happened Her or What's Get

587

: 00:25:46

Weird With It during Attack on Titan,

588

: 00:25:48

TheMotionVictor: Well,

589

: 00:25:48

just barely woke up this morning: so we-

we're doubling down for The Sopranos.

590

: 00:25:51

Do Not Podcast: confused the entirety of

591

: 00:25:53

just barely woke up this morning:

it's hard.

592

: 00:25:54

It's difficult when you don't know what's

going on and everyone's just yelling.

593

: 00:25:57

That's how Fox News works.

594

: 00:26:00

Anyways

595

: 00:26:01

TheMotionVictor: I'm trying to reach

out to a new demographic here, so

596

: 00:26:06

just barely woke up this morning:

Fox News mentioned 25 times

597

: 00:26:08

in local improv podcast.

598

: 00:26:12

Gonna be on those Fox News'.

599

: 00:26:13

Um, all right, let's get weird with it.

600

: 00:26:15

What actually happened

with Tony and his mom?

601

: 00:26:19

Do Not Podcast: Угу

602

: 00:26:20

just barely woke up this morning: earlier

prediction, Mulder and Scully pop in.

603

: 00:26:24

Full crossover.

604

: 00:26:26

I f- I would've heard about that, right?

605

: 00:26:27

I think, I maybe, maybe I

remember that from my childhood.

606

: 00:26:30

Maybe that's just all the drinking

I did when I got to college.

607

: 00:26:33

Do Not Podcast: stuff has happened

608

: 00:26:34

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

609

: 00:26:38

Do Not Podcast: Victor, what about you?

610

: 00:26:40

TheMotionVictor: Uh, I, I

think you were right, Ben.

611

: 00:26:43

I think that, uh, the,

Tony was, was, uh…

612

: 00:26:50

He had heard that his mother had snitched

on him, and he was like, he, he, he…

613

: 00:26:54

In the, in, in the previous episode,

it's been established that he's

614

: 00:26:57

concerned about his image, that,

you know, people don't respect him.

615

: 00:27:01

So he is like, "You know what?

616

: 00:27:04

I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the guy

who, who would whack his own mother."

617

: 00:27:09

And he takes inspiration from, uh, Junior,

saying, "I'm gonna do it in public,

618

: 00:27:15

in a restaurant, at a Waffle House."

619

: 00:27:18

And he ordered the smothered Waffle

House hash browns, and he just

620

: 00:27:23

buried his mother's face in it.

621

: 00:27:25

It was all

622

: 00:27:28

But then, uh, but then, uh, the, the

waitress came by and was just like, uh,

623

: 00:27:34

"Can I get you some more hash browns?"

624

: 00:27:37

Do Not Podcast: I thought it was grits

625

: 00:27:39

TheMotionVictor: Oh, I

626

: 00:27:40

Do Not Podcast: I don't know.

627

: 00:27:40

TheMotionVictor: that's

628

: 00:27:41

Do Not Podcast: I,

629

: 00:27:41

TheMotionVictor: from

630

: 00:27:42

Do Not Podcast: go b- I don't

d- go, don't, I don't go

631

: 00:27:44

south of the Mason-Dixon line.

632

: 00:27:46

I just, eh.

633

: 00:27:46

TheMotionVictor: too good

for the Waffle House.

634

: 00:27:47

I see how it is,

635

: 00:27:48

Do Not Podcast: I am

636

: 00:27:49

TheMotionVictor: No, but I

637

: 00:27:49

just barely woke up this morning:

They're in Ohio.

638

: 00:27:51

Do Not Podcast: Yeah.

639

: 00:27:53

just barely woke up this morning:

I mean, I understand not wanting

640

: 00:27:54

to go to Ohio too, but that's

different than the Mason-Dixon line

641

: 00:27:58

TheMotionVictor: Ohio had that technology.

642

: 00:28:00

Um, uh…

643

: 00:28:01

just barely woke up this morning: I've

been drunk in a Waffle House in Ohio

644

: 00:28:04

Do Not Podcast: I believe it

645

: 00:28:05

TheMotionVictor: They serve alcohol

at the Waffle- Well, actually, yeah,

646

: 00:28:07

Do Not Podcast: No, you do

647

: 00:28:08

just barely woke up this morning:

No, no, you do the drinking and

648

: 00:28:10

then you go to the Waffle House.

649

: 00:28:12

TheMotionVictor: there

650

: 00:28:12

just barely woke up this morning: the

only way you get into the Waffle House.

651

: 00:28:14

They actually give you a breathalyzer

when you walk in, and if you're not

652

: 00:28:17

drunk enough, they turn you away.

653

: 00:28:20

Do Not Podcast: But the good news is, it,

you don't talk to the, the guy, the chef.

654

: 00:28:25

You talk to the other guy behind the

counter, and he's got a little something,

655

: 00:28:29

something if you, if you ask nice.

656

: 00:28:32

He, he'll, he'll give you some shine.

657

: 00:28:34

Um, no, uh, so I'm gonna say this

is a worst of all possible worlds.

658

: 00:28:43

This is Tony goes to confront his

mother, uh, for having him set

659

: 00:28:49

up to be murdered, and she has a

660

: 00:28:53

She starts to fake a medical

episode, and then has a legit one.

661

: 00:29:00

And so Tony's standing

there like, "Come on, Ma.

662

: 00:29:03

Like, at least let me, you know,

kill you with some dignity."

663

: 00:29:07

And then,

664

: 00:29:11

realizes she's actually having a medical

episode, he, uh, breaks down and starts

665

: 00:29:18

crying and, like, saves her life.

666

: 00:29:22

But,

667

: 00:29:22

just barely woke up this morning:

I might be willing to bet money

668

: 00:29:24

that's how she actually dies.

669

: 00:29:26

Do Not Podcast: Sorry, what?

670

: 00:29:27

just barely woke up this morning: I

might be willing to bet money that's

671

: 00:29:29

how she actually dies in the story.

672

: 00:29:30

Do Not Podcast: Oh, maybe

673

: 00:29:32

TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

674

: 00:29:32

just barely woke up this morning:

She, she fakes a medical

675

: 00:29:33

episode and then has a real one

676

: 00:29:36

Do Not Podcast: I don't know.

677

: 00:29:36

She is just lying for the sake of

lying, being the absolute worst.

678

: 00:29:41

This hit real close to home for

679

: 00:29:43

just barely woke up this morning: I

was, I was gonna ask, uh, af- there's

680

: 00:29:46

a scene where, uh, she calls the

house and talks to Carmela later,

681

: 00:29:49

Do Not Podcast: Угу

682

: 00:29:50

just barely woke up this morning:

gonna be like, "Man, dealing

683

: 00:29:51

with a narcissist mother-in-law.

684

: 00:29:54

Do Not Podcast: Hmm.

685

: 00:29:55

TheMotionVictor: Oof.

686

: 00:29:57

Hmm.

687

: 00:29:57

just barely woke up this morning: Ugh."

688

: 00:29:59

TheMotionVictor: The, I remember

reading about, uh, uh, Red Fox.

689

: 00:30:02

Uh, what was that show that he was on?

690

: 00:30:04

Um, he was like, "I'm coming,

691

: 00:30:06

Do Not Podcast: S-

692

: 00:30:07

just barely woke up this morning: yeah.

693

: 00:30:08

Sam Simpson, thank you

694

: 00:30:09

TheMotionVictor: I remember reading

about how he actually did, uh,

695

: 00:30:12

have a heart attack during filming

of one episode, and, uh, the crew

696

: 00:30:17

Do Not Podcast: No one believed it, yeah

697

: 00:30:19

TheMotionVictor: he was,

he was doing a thing.

698

: 00:30:21

They were like, "Oh, no,

he's not doing a bit.

699

: 00:30:22

Get an ambulance."

700

: 00:30:24

Oh, oh, call an ambulance.

701

: 00:30:26

Call an ambulance.

702

: 00:30:27

But not for me

703

: 00:30:29

Do Not Podcast: There was a,

704

: 00:30:30

just barely woke up this morning: Yikes.

705

: 00:30:31

Do Not Podcast: a comedian who died that

way by having a heart attack on stage.

706

: 00:30:38

Uh, and everybody thought

he was doing a bit.

707

: 00:30:41

TheMotionVictor: Уф

708

: 00:30:42

Do Not Podcast: Crazy.

709

: 00:30:43

Uh, so we get part of why, uh, Junior

wanted to be out on house arrest.

710

: 00:30:49

So he has been approved for house arrest

but has to wear an, an ankle bracelet, he

711

: 00:30:55

gets to go to the doctor while he's out.

712

: 00:30:58

And while he's there, they can't be

bugged, so they, they do, uh, meetings

713

: 00:31:05

in the, in the doctor's office.

714

: 00:31:07

This was very funny 'cause they

were having the meeting about

715

: 00:31:10

should he be allowed medical leave,

and he's, like, on a oxygen tank

716

: 00:31:15

and, like, uh, barely moving.

717

: 00:31:18

And now he's just, like, walking in like,

718

: 00:31:19

TheMotionVictor: shit

719

: 00:31:20

Do Not Podcast: "What?"

720

: 00:31:20

TheMotionVictor: there

721

: 00:31:21

Do Not Podcast: Um, Tony, you break

that giant plastic heart, you buy it

722

: 00:31:28

And so they, uh,

723

: 00:31:30

TheMotionVictor: then Tony

724

: 00:31:30

Do Not Podcast: you know

725

: 00:31:31

TheMotionVictor: with, uh…

726

: 00:31:31

This, this is where Tony goes to meet

with Bill Cobbs, and, uh, fucking tells

727

: 00:31:36

him, "You ever watch the History Channel?"

728

: 00:31:39

Do Not Podcast: Man, '90s

History Channel was great

729

: 00:31:42

TheMotionVictor: w- was that

before or after they, they started

730

: 00:31:45

the, the everything's aliens

731

: 00:31:46

Do Not Podcast: That was before.

732

: 00:31:47

TheMotionVictor: That was

733

: 00:31:48

Do Not Podcast: This was in the, the

peak everything's World War II era

734

: 00:31:51

TheMotionVictor: Ah,

735

: 00:31:52

just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, the best era of the

736

: 00:31:53

History Channel thus far

737

: 00:31:55

TheMotionVictor: history

on the History Channel.

738

: 00:31:57

Do Not Podcast: Well, kinda.

739

: 00:31:58

Then they got into, know, Hitler's

secret weapons, and it's like, he,

740

: 00:32:03

uh, you know, did, did the Nazis have

secret alien pow- or technologies?

741

: 00:32:09

Um

742

: 00:32:10

TheMotionVictor: Zombies.

743

: 00:32:11

Yeah.

744

: 00:32:12

Do Not Podcast: It's like, no,

they had horribly designed tanks

745

: 00:32:18

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, so then

back at the, uh, the doctor's

746

: 00:32:22

office, uh, he has a meeting with

his uncle who's on house arrest.

747

: 00:32:26

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

748

: 00:32:27

TheMotionVictor: yeah, and this

is where the uncle, he asks Tony

749

: 00:32:30

again to make peace with his mother.

750

: 00:32:32

And yeah, that's where I put in my notes

is like his mother was setting him up.

751

: 00:32:35

I don't think she was.

752

: 00:32:36

I think, I think the mother didn't realize

that she, she spilled the beans because

753

: 00:32:42

she was-- she's losing her marbles and,

uh, like was supposed to call Tony to tell

754

: 00:32:48

him something to go pick up his, his bribe

from, uh, one of his business associates.

755

: 00:32:53

And she, uh, accidentally called

911 and told the 911 operator her

756

: 00:32:59

son was, uh, was headed out to go

pick up some drug money or something

757

: 00:33:06

Uh, back at the Sopranos house for dinner.

758

: 00:33:09

here we have, uh…

759

: 00:33:10

This is our…

760

: 00:33:12

Uh, y- you know, it's interesting,

'cause Breaking Bad always had the

761

: 00:33:14

breakfast scene, and I wonder if

they were just like, "You know what?

762

: 00:33:18

Let's be different.

763

: 00:33:19

Let's be different than The Sopranos.

764

: 00:33:20

Let's not have the, the

uncomfortable dinner scene.

765

: 00:33:25

Let's have the uncomfortable

breakfast scene."

766

: 00:33:28

just barely woke up this morning: Ooh

767

: 00:33:29

Do Not Podcast: See, I, I, I think if I'm

the producer, there are two big family

768

: 00:33:34

dinner scenes in this, this episode,

769

: 00:33:37

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

770

: 00:33:37

Do Not Podcast: "Hey, you know what?

771

: 00:33:38

I'm gonna say we have to bring in a

very talented Italian chef so that

772

: 00:33:44

all of our food looks authentic.

773

: 00:33:45

And while you're s- plating up

everything there, can you just

774

: 00:33:48

give me a little bowl over here?"

775

: 00:33:50

And it was their way of getting

c- free gourmet Italian.

776

: 00:33:53

Uh, uh, but, uh, Janice, is better than

all of our, uh, mafioso characters, but

777

: 00:34:07

you can also tell raised by mafiosos.

778

: 00:34:10

Like, she is lying, she is

manipulative, uh, she's just…

779

: 00:34:14

TheMotionVictor: knows a Janice.

780

: 00:34:17

Do Not Podcast: she just

doesn't have a body count.

781

: 00:34:20

Um, so she's just like, "Hey, Tony,

I know you don't wanna talk about Ma.

782

: 00:34:26

Now I'm only going to talk about Ma."

783

: 00:34:29

And it's just like, on, the woman

tried to kill me, and I may or may

784

: 00:34:33

not have tried to kill her back.

785

: 00:34:35

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

786

: 00:34:35

Do Not Podcast: Uh, maybe don't

bring her up at the dinner table."

787

: 00:34:38

And she's like, "But I'm even saying

she's a narcissist and how bad she is.

788

: 00:34:43

Uh, you know, shouldn't we be able

to talk about the thing you don't

789

: 00:34:46

like if I'm agreeing with you?"

790

: 00:34:48

He's like, "No.

791

: 00:34:49

Shut up."

792

: 00:34:51

Uh

793

: 00:34:54

TheMotionVictor: Then we cut over

to a cop finding a parked car by

794

: 00:34:56

the bay with the door open and a

toupee underneath the, uh, the tire

795

: 00:35:02

Do Not Podcast: Yes.

796

: 00:35:02

Victor, did you catch what this was about?

797

: 00:35:04

TheMotionVictor: I, I remember

Uncle Junior mentioned something

798

: 00:35:08

about some, uh, some asshole

with a toupee the retirement home

799

: 00:35:13

Do Not Podcast: Yes

800

: 00:35:14

TheMotionVictor: was spreading rumors.

801

: 00:35:15

He, he said, "Yeah, he's spreading

rumors about, about me and your,

802

: 00:35:19

uh, uh, me and your mother.

803

: 00:35:22

Yeah."

804

: 00:35:22

Do Not Podcast: Mm-hmm.

805

: 00:35:23

TheMotionVictor: And

I was like, "Oh, dude.

806

: 00:35:24

Uh, hmm.

807

: 00:35:26

Hmm."

808

: 00:35:28

But this is the guy…

809

: 00:35:30

I'm guessing this was, this was

the guy that he was referring to.

810

: 00:35:33

Do Not Podcast: Yes.

811

: 00:35:34

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

812

: 00:35:35

Do Not Podcast: Because later

we get the, "You don't wanna go

813

: 00:35:37

back to the retirement community.

814

: 00:35:39

The guy who owns it disappeared."

815

: 00:35:41

TheMotionVictor: Oh, geez,

816

: 00:35:42

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

817

: 00:35:42

TheMotionVictor: yeah, I can't

believe I didn't put that together.

818

: 00:35:45

Do Not Podcast: We also have Meadow

is now, uh, practicing driving, and so

819

: 00:35:49

she has to drive Janice to get drugs

820

: 00:35:53

TheMotionVictor: Yes.

821

: 00:35:55

Yes, you drive in Janice

to go, to go buy weed.

822

: 00:35:58

Do Not Podcast: And Janice

blows right through a stop sign.

823

: 00:36:01

TheMotionVictor: Uh, or no, Meadow, Meadow

824

: 00:36:03

Do Not Podcast: Or Meadow d-

blows right through a stop sign

825

: 00:36:05

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, I love that.

826

: 00:36:07

Uh, but here's what I thought was weird,

because Janice i- is, she's scheming

827

: 00:36:13

she wants to try and, and bri- bribe

Grandma Soprano here, and she asks Meadow.

828

: 00:36:21

She says, "You know Grandma pretty well.

829

: 00:36:22

What's she into?"

830

: 00:36:23

I'm like, "You're her daughter."

831

: 00:36:25

Do Not Podcast: But she's been living

in Seattle, California, as Livia

832

: 00:36:29

TheMotionVictor: Still

though, that's, that's

833

: 00:36:31

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

834

: 00:36:32

TheMotionVictor: uh, "Hey, t-

tell me what my mother is like."

835

: 00:36:34

the fuck?

836

: 00:36:37

That just, that just, that

scene right there tells me…

837

: 00:36:40

I feel like that tells you everything you

need to know about Janice right there.

838

: 00:36:46

Do Not Podcast: Uh, we then have Junior

at the doctor's office, uh, realizing

839

: 00:36:52

that he's getting old and, like,

840

: 00:36:56

TheMotionVictor: joke about, uh

841

: 00:36:57

Do Not Podcast: the…

842

: 00:36:57

He's exactly the guy who, like,

makes a racist joke in a public place

843

: 00:37:04

then gets mad that you didn't laugh

844

: 00:37:10

just barely woke up this morning: Bobby's

reaction to this is pitch fucking perfect.

845

: 00:37:17

The, "I didn't laugh," the, "Oh no,

I understood," the, "Oh," 'cause

846

: 00:37:23

it's like, "Oh, you didn't laugh.

847

: 00:37:24

You didn't get my joke."

848

: 00:37:26

It's like, "Oh no, I understand."

849

: 00:37:31

Funny.

850

: 00:37:31

It's not funny.

851

: 00:37:32

It's not funny.

852

: 00:37:33

It's not funny.

853

: 00:37:35

TheMotionVictor: I, I do, uh, I, I

think the best moment of this episode

854

: 00:37:38

was when, the dude comes out and, uh,

855

: 00:37:44

inconspicuously hands over the

envelope full of money, and everyone

856

: 00:37:50

in the waiting room just looks

the other way, the blind guy.

857

: 00:37:55

He's just like, "I didn't see shit."

858

: 00:37:58

just barely woke up this morning:

This is A+.

859

: 00:37:59

It's all like, "Hey, uh, plausible

deniability for everyone's

860

: 00:38:03

vision in this room right now."

861

: 00:38:06

You didn't see shit.

862

: 00:38:08

Fucking A+ smart move by Junior.

863

: 00:38:11

This is a great place to do this

864

: 00:38:15

Uh, Janice visits her mother,

brings her flowers, plays Pavarotti,

865

: 00:38:20

ingratiates herself a little bit here

866

: 00:38:23

TheMotionVictor: Which, you know,

she, the previous scene, what, what

867

: 00:38:27

was the previous scene that we saw?

868

: 00:38:29

The, the most…

869

: 00:38:30

Yeah.

870

: 00:38:31

The time we saw Janice in this

episode, right before this,

871

: 00:38:35

was driving her to go buy weed.

872

: 00:38:37

Now she's at the retirement home.

873

: 00:38:38

I think that her plug is

at the retirement home.

874

: 00:38:42

Do Not Podcast: You know, she's not at the

retirement home, she's at the hospital.

875

: 00:38:45

TheMotionVictor: The hospital,

876

: 00:38:46

Do Not Podcast: Yeah.

877

: 00:38:46

TheMotionVictor: Well, even better.

878

: 00:38:47

That's where she buys her weed.

879

: 00:38:49

Do Not Podcast: It's possible.

880

: 00:38:50

Uh, I

881

: 00:38:50

just barely woke up this morning:

I've known some nurses.

882

: 00:38:52

Do Not Podcast: some

883

: 00:38:52

just barely woke up this morning:

It was a little shady

884

: 00:38:53

Do Not Podcast: here.

885

: 00:38:55

Janice has the '90s magnet bracelet.

886

: 00:39:01

Do you guys remember those?

887

: 00:39:02

They were those metal bracelets with

the two magnetic balls that you put on

888

: 00:39:05

the back of your wrist, and the magnets

were supposed to help align your, your

889

: 00:39:10

energies and get rid of joint pain.

890

: 00:39:14

TheMotionVictor: Uh-huh

891

: 00:39:15

Do Not Podcast: that then became

the copper bracelets and, you know

892

: 00:39:18

TheMotionVictor: God, my best friend's

mother as a kid was, God, she was just

893

: 00:39:22

obsessed with fucking pyramid schemes.

894

: 00:39:24

Every week she had a new one, and, and I

remember her showing us this, this foot

895

: 00:39:30

pad that you would buy, and it, it's…

896

: 00:39:33

It was just, like, overpriced fucking…

897

: 00:39:36

It was just, it was like glorified

duct tape you put on your feet.

898

: 00:39:40

And she was like, "You wear them

and they, and they s- they pull

899

: 00:39:43

all the toxins out of your body."

900

: 00:39:45

Do Not Podcast: what your kidneys do

901

: 00:39:47

TheMotionVictor: I know, right?

902

: 00:39:48

Yeah.

903

: 00:39:48

And she pulled them off and she

says, "Look, look how dirty it is."

904

: 00:39:51

I'm like, "That's, it's dirty 'cause

it was on the bottom of your foot."

905

: 00:39:54

Do Not Podcast: Thank you, Victor.

906

: 00:39:55

Yes, that is exactly it.

907

: 00:39:58

Uh, the other one is I've seen people

say, "Oh, put onions on the bottom of your

908

: 00:40:02

feet and it draws out all the toxins."

909

: 00:40:03

It's like, no, the onions just oxidize.

910

: 00:40:07

If you've ever cut up an onion

and left it out, it turns brown.

911

: 00:40:11

You don't have to put it on your feet.

912

: 00:40:13

Um

913

: 00:40:14

TheMotionVictor: how bad those

socks smell at the end of the day.

914

: 00:40:17

Do Not Podcast: Ah, smell delicious.

915

: 00:40:20

Like a,

916

: 00:40:20

just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm.

917

: 00:40:21

Do Not Podcast: a, a, a beef dip

918

: 00:40:27

just barely woke up this morning:

And that's the episode.

919

: 00:40:28

We have other…

920

: 00:40:29

There's more, there's more to

it, but I think we're done.

921

: 00:40:32

Do Not Podcast: Uh, we,

922

: 00:40:33

just barely woke up this morning: Now

923

: 00:40:33

Do Not Podcast: T-

924

: 00:40:34

TheMotionVictor: That was,

925

: 00:40:34

Do Not Podcast: meeting with Bo-

926

: 00:40:35

TheMotionVictor: that was my wrestling

name in high school was Beef Dip, yeah.

927

: 00:40:37

Do Not Podcast: ah, good, uh, meeting

with Bobby and he's just like, "Hey

928

: 00:40:41

man, you can't get out of the car.

929

: 00:40:45

You need to, you need to start

taking care of your health."

930

: 00:40:47

Um

931

: 00:40:47

TheMotionVictor: Oh, right.

932

: 00:40:47

He called him the

933

: 00:40:48

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

934

: 00:40:49

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, Tony

935

: 00:40:50

Do Not Podcast: is not, he's

not nice about it, but it's also

936

: 00:40:52

just like in a, uh, show full

of Italian men, he is an outlier

937

: 00:41:02

TheMotionVictor: Right, yeah.

938

: 00:41:03

Apparently, apparently

he crossed the line.

939

: 00:41:05

He called him a walking calzone.

940

: 00:41:08

just barely woke up this morning: Yep

941

: 00:41:09

TheMotionVictor: now we go back to our

second Soprano pasta dinner at the, uh…

942

: 00:41:14

And we find out Meadow

passed her driving test.

943

: 00:41:16

Do Not Podcast: Угу

944

: 00:41:17

just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm.

945

: 00:41:18

TheMotionVictor: Um, oh, and I, I'm,

I'm wondering if the Anthony Jr.,

946

: 00:41:25

uh, telling inappropriate jokes at

the dinner table is a running thing.

947

: 00:41:31

Do Not Podcast: I

948

: 00:41:31

just barely woke up this morning:

I assume so

949

: 00:41:33

Do Not Podcast: they are, I think they

are h- kind of hinting Anthony Jr.

950

: 00:41:38

is not an, a, a very bright individual.

951

: 00:41:43

Uh, because Tony makes a backhanded

com- comment about, "Oh, uh, Janice,

952

: 00:41:48

you won't eat any sausages, will you?"

953

: 00:41:51

And Anthony Jr.

954

: 00:41:53

is just like, "Oh, I get it."

955

: 00:41:55

And he's like, "No, she's a vegetarian."

956

: 00:41:58

And it's like, no, Tony, you were

making a backhanded lesbian joke

957

: 00:42:01

with the cover of you're vegetarian.

958

: 00:42:04

But,

959

: 00:42:04

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

960

: 00:42:06

Do Not Podcast: Tony,

961

: 00:42:07

just barely woke up this morning: Janice

962

: 00:42:07

Do Not Podcast: Jr.

963

: 00:42:08

is absolutely the k- the like,

"I understand the joke you made."

964

: 00:42:13

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

965

: 00:42:14

TheMotionVictor: Reminds me

of that kid from The Simpsons.

966

: 00:42:16

"I'm helping."

967

: 00:42:17

Do Not Podcast: Yeah, Ralph

968

: 00:42:19

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

969

: 00:42:19

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

970

: 00:42:20

Janice, uh, when Meadow passes her

test, Janice calls the, uh, the

971

: 00:42:25

instructor a fascist marionette.

972

: 00:42:28

By the way, I don't know

if anyone else caught that.

973

: 00:42:31

Do Not Podcast: a clipboard.

974

: 00:42:32

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

975

: 00:42:35

Do you think this is

how we got here, guys?

976

: 00:42:37

Do Not Podcast: Yes

977

: 00:42:38

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

978

: 00:42:39

Yeah, actually.

979

: 00:42:40

Anyways, uh, Janice tells Tony

that mom is, uh, doing well.

980

: 00:42:48

She's gonna be, uh, let out of the

hospital soon, and that they're

981

: 00:42:52

gonna have to deal with this

982

: 00:42:54

Do Not Podcast: And Tony,

is like, "Actually, I don't

983

: 00:42:57

have to deal with this."

984

: 00:43:00

because unless you happen to live

in one of the handful of states

985

: 00:43:03

where it is legally mandated, you

don't actually have to take care

986

: 00:43:08

of your, uh, elderly relatives.

987

: 00:43:12

Some people

988

: 00:43:13

just barely woke up this morning: Huh

989

: 00:43:13

Do Not Podcast: do, but you don't.

990

: 00:43:14

I think, like, Massachusetts has laws

that say, like, there, there are elder

991

: 00:43:20

abandonment laws that mostly only apply,

like, you can't have power of attorney

992

: 00:43:28

and then abandon somebody, uh, because

then they just can't do anything.

993

: 00:43:35

Uh, but most of the-- most people

don't actually have those laws

994

: 00:43:42

just barely woke up this morning:

This seems real researched, Ben

995

: 00:43:48

Why would I deceive you?

996

: 00:43:51

There's no, there's no

reason for me to do that

997

: 00:43:58

Okay

998

: 00:43:59

Do Not Podcast: Shut up

999

: 00:44:00

TheMotionVictor: Oh, yeah.

: 1000

00:44:01,496 --> 00:44:06,996

Notice Tony was out, uh, out sitting by

his pool with not a single duck in sight.

: 1001

00:44:07,073 --> 00:44:07,483

Do Not Podcast: No

: 1002

00:44:07,696 --> 00:44:08,496

TheMotionVictor: No ducks.

: 1003

00:44:09,176 --> 00:44:10,376

just barely woke up this morning: No dogs.

: 1004

00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:10,666

TheMotionVictor: Mm

: 1005

00:44:11,356 --> 00:44:13,676

just barely woke up this morning:

Uh, the wise guys turned the

: 1006

00:44:13,676 --> 00:44:16,136

protest violent outside the…

: 1007

00:44:16,496 --> 00:44:18,476

They're pipe fitters, right?

: 1008

00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:20,827

Do Not Podcast: Uh, they're, uh, joiners

: 1009

00:44:22,398 --> 00:44:22,608

just barely woke up this morning:

Pipe joiners.

: 1010

00:44:22,648 --> 00:44:23,088

Okay.

: 1011

00:44:23,652 --> 00:44:23,982

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1012

00:44:24,302 --> 00:44:24,412

I

: 1013

00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:25,638

just barely woke up this morning:

Is there a difference between a

: 1014

00:44:25,638 --> 00:44:26,728

pipe joiner and a pipe fitter?

: 1015

00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:31,921

Do Not Podcast: So, uh, I think this is

joiners are actually, uh, uh, woodworking

: 1016

00:44:34,681 --> 00:44:36,661

So they're, they're joining stuff.

: 1017

00:44:36,711 --> 00:44:39,021

Uh, I don't think it was plumbing

: 1018

00:44:39,574 --> 00:44:39,774

just barely woke up this morning: Pipe?

: 1019

00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:40,327

TheMotionVictor: So what's a

: 1020

00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:40,754

just barely woke up this morning: okay

: 1021

00:44:40,907 --> 00:44:41,067

TheMotionVictor: do?

: 1022

00:44:41,931 --> 00:44:42,541

Do Not Podcast: Uh,

: 1023

00:44:43,856 --> 00:44:45,516

just barely woke up this morning:

You know what a pipe layer does.

: 1024

00:44:46,171 --> 00:44:49,221

Do Not Podcast: Ask, ask your, ask

your military buddies there, uh, Victor

: 1025

00:44:50,222 --> 00:44:50,852

TheMotionVictor: Anyways,

: 1026

00:44:51,086 --> 00:44:51,666

just barely woke up this morning:

to tell you

: 1027

00:44:51,842 --> 00:44:52,052

TheMotionVictor: don't know.

: 1028

00:44:52,052 --> 00:44:55,672

Yeah, uh, anyway, I felt sorry

for these two goons who just

: 1029

00:44:55,672 --> 00:44:57,202

wanted to go say hi to the boss.

: 1030

00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:57,742

You know?

: 1031

00:44:58,612 --> 00:44:58,842

They were

: 1032

00:44:58,912 --> 00:44:59,722

just barely woke up this morning:

Oh, it's Tony.

: 1033

00:44:59,722 --> 00:44:59,852

Yay!

: 1034

00:45:00,202 --> 00:45:00,682

TheMotionVictor: Hey."

: 1035

00:45:02,502 --> 00:45:02,822

Oh,

: 1036

00:45:02,847 --> 00:45:05,817

Do Not Podcast: I wonder what happened

that made Tony being like, cannot

: 1037

00:45:05,817 --> 00:45:07,957

be seen with these two idiots."

: 1038

00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,020

just barely woke up this morning: Well,

I think we find out at the end of the--

: 1039

00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,240

near the end of the episode in a couple

scenes why Tony can't be seen with him.

: 1040

00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:19,630

I think his relationship with

the reverend is a known quantity.

: 1041

00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,830

He's willing to go to his house twice.

: 1042

00:45:21,858 --> 00:45:22,448

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1043

00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:22,929

Do Not Podcast: Hmm.

: 1044

00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:23,618

TheMotionVictor: Hmm

: 1045

00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,380

just barely woke up this morning:

not meeting in secret.

: 1046

00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,390

They're meeting on the porch,

and he's hanging out there

: 1047

00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:29,190

when other people are around.

: 1048

00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,490

So Tony can't be seen there because then

they'll know that he's orchestrating

: 1049

00:45:33,490 --> 00:45:37,340

the other side of things and that

the reverend's actions are shady

: 1050

00:45:37,646 --> 00:45:37,846

TheMotionVictor: Hmm.

: 1051

00:45:37,983 --> 00:45:38,583

Do Not Podcast: Ah

: 1052

00:45:39,506 --> 00:45:39,916

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1053

00:45:40,076 --> 00:45:44,216

Uh, it's the, the goons pull up, like

three cars full of goons pull up with

: 1054

00:45:44,256 --> 00:45:46,686

pipes and, uh, and baseball bats.

: 1055

00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:51,216

And I like how even the foreman

just like, didn't see shit."

: 1056

00:45:51,226 --> 00:45:53,276

And he just goes back

inside, shuts the door like

: 1057

00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,925

Do Not Podcast: Yeah, there's

a big, uh, fight between these

: 1058

00:45:55,945 --> 00:45:59,905

protesters and the Italians who

showed up with bats and stuff.

: 1059

00:46:00,611 --> 00:46:02,741

. Come on, Bill, race war.

: 1060

00:46:04,941 --> 00:46:05,941

You can be captain.

: 1061

00:46:06,091 --> 00:46:06,951

I'm gonna be sergeant.

: 1062

00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,580

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

: 1063

00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:15,770

Uh, Janice tells Ma she can go home, and

Ma says she prefers the nursing home.

: 1064

00:46:16,468 --> 00:46:17,268

Do Not Podcast: Hmm

: 1065

00:46:17,370 --> 00:46:18,920

just barely woke up this morning:

And then she starts choking

: 1066

00:46:18,930 --> 00:46:20,490

to stay in the hospital.

: 1067

00:46:20,856 --> 00:46:21,456

Do Not Podcast: choking?

: 1068

00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,120

just barely woke up this morning:

N- well, of course not.

: 1069

00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:24,000

Not this time

: 1070

00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:24,497

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

: 1071

00:46:24,996 --> 00:46:28,086

Do Not Podcast: And I wanna know how

big of an asshole do you have to be at

: 1072

00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:32,416

a hospital for a nurse to be like, "All

right, so we need to talk about a DNR."

: 1073

00:46:32,756 --> 00:46:33,016

Uh,

: 1074

00:46:37,650 --> 00:46:41,090

Not like, "Hey, have you, do you have

any sort of planning or anything?"

: 1075

00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:43,810

Like, "No, you, you need to go DNR."

: 1076

00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:44,540

Uh

: 1077

00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:51,560

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah,

uh, I've had to have this conversation.

: 1078

00:46:51,978 --> 00:46:56,348

Do Not Podcast: Yes, but

because of bad, like medical,

: 1079

00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:57,526

just barely woke up this morning:

Well, y-yes.

: 1080

00:46:58,536 --> 00:47:02,306

Yeah, uh, part of my dad's

medical condition was literally

: 1081

00:47:02,306 --> 00:47:03,406

turning him into an asshole

: 1082

00:47:04,330 --> 00:47:04,830

Do Not Podcast: Yes

: 1083

00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:08,690

just barely woke up this morning: Uh,

if, if, if we haven't talked about this.

: 1084

00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,130

No, no, uh, he had a thing where his

body was generating ammonia and being

: 1085

00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:17,670

unable to filter it, and it was actually

fucking with his brain chemistry.

: 1086

00:47:17,730 --> 00:47:22,630

He would literally miss a dose of his

meds and become, like, an asshole.

: 1087

00:47:22,630 --> 00:47:24,320

It was like he was an

entirely different person.

: 1088

00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:28,300

He was f- he was difficult,

let me put it that way.

: 1089

00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:31,370

Uh, so, uh, yeah.

: 1090

00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,730

Uh, this happens.

: 1091

00:47:34,058 --> 00:47:37,598

Do Not Podcast: But your dad

also had a legitimate condition.

: 1092

00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:38,996

just barely woke up this morning:

yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah

: 1093

00:47:39,198 --> 00:47:44,868

Do Not Podcast: wasn't, came in an asshole

and is now around me, and so maybe DNR."

: 1094

00:47:46,012 --> 00:47:47,092

just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, fair enough.

: 1095

00:47:48,142 --> 00:47:52,962

Um, Janice gets Tony to use his

power of attorney to get a DNR,

: 1096

00:47:53,342 --> 00:47:55,282

uh, on the record for his mother

: 1097

00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:57,567

TheMotionVictor: the, and

we got, uh, Anthony Jr.

: 1098

00:47:57,587 --> 00:47:59,327

listening in while, uh, making himself

: 1099

00:47:59,424 --> 00:47:59,924

just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm.

: 1100

00:48:00,187 --> 00:48:00,527

TheMotionVictor: there.

: 1101

00:48:00,927 --> 00:48:05,787

And, uh, Tony is just swearing at the

cable box, and I just gotta say, this is

: 1102

00:48:05,787 --> 00:48:07,477

my second favorite part of this episode.

: 1103

00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:11,327

I just wish it would've gone on longer

of him just saying, "What the fuck?

: 1104

00:48:11,557 --> 00:48:13,167

What does AV component B mean?

: 1105

00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:13,657

What the fuck?"

: 1106

00:48:13,747 --> 00:48:17,867

I just, some reason, that just made

me laugh way more than it should have.

: 1107

00:48:18,337 --> 00:48:19,117

Like, I, I wanna see

: 1108

00:48:19,136 --> 00:48:19,846

just barely woke up this morning:

It's pretty funny

: 1109

00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:23,807

TheMotionVictor: more of Tony,

uh, uh, swearing at technology.

: 1110

00:48:25,586 --> 00:48:28,316

Do Not Podcast: I, I'm finally

getting to the point where I am

: 1111

00:48:28,316 --> 00:48:30,056

absolutely feeling like this.

: 1112

00:48:30,486 --> 00:48:33,546

I'm hitting-- I'm, I feel like I'm

getting to middle age because, like, there

: 1113

00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:36,356

are people where, like, I went, uh…

: 1114

00:48:36,786 --> 00:48:45,066

Just somehow a lot of my I know

ended up in IT, and I did not.

: 1115

00:48:45,876 --> 00:48:52,166

And so to, like, Jafair and the other

people we went to STLV with talk about,

: 1116

00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:56,706

like, setting up home, uh, computer

networks and, "Well, you need to do

: 1117

00:48:56,736 --> 00:49:02,356

this thing and have, you know, this

sort of, uh, you know, uh, virtual, you

: 1118

00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:06,266

know, virtual backup stuff going on,"

I'm like, "I just plug my stuff in.

: 1119

00:49:06,266 --> 00:49:08,146

I don't have time to care about this."

: 1120

00:49:08,986 --> 00:49:13,266

Um, I do not have-- I'm feeling

myself not having the mental bandwidth

: 1121

00:49:13,696 --> 00:49:16,786

to care about new technology, and

I'm like, "Oh, man, this is gonna

: 1122

00:49:16,786 --> 00:49:19,296

snowball over the next 40 years."

: 1123

00:49:19,381 --> 00:49:23,341

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, you know, I,

I, I was swearing at my phone earlier

: 1124

00:49:23,341 --> 00:49:26,461

today because there's another fucking

iOS update and I'm like, "I just

: 1125

00:49:26,461 --> 00:49:28,291

installed one of these like last week."

: 1126

00:49:28,291 --> 00:49:29,121

Like, fuck dude.

: 1127

00:49:29,471 --> 00:49:32,811

Maybe you should program your

shit right the first time.

: 1128

00:49:32,811 --> 00:49:33,191

But anyway.

: 1129

00:49:33,871 --> 00:49:33,891

Ugh.

: 1130

00:49:34,154 --> 00:49:35,024

Do Not Podcast: Then

it wouldn't be an apple

: 1131

00:49:35,821 --> 00:49:37,061

TheMotionVictor: Anxi- yeah, exactly.

: 1132

00:49:37,861 --> 00:49:37,881

Ugh.

: 1133

00:49:38,762 --> 00:49:43,912

Do Not Podcast: So while Livia is, uh,

being visited by Janice, did you guys…

: 1134

00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:49,372

Behind Jan- or behind Livia,

Janice keeps seeing the fire escape

: 1135

00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:51,194

just barely woke up this morning: Yes.

: 1136

00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:51,964

So

: 1137

00:49:52,622 --> 00:49:54,912

Do Not Podcast: her mom

falling down the stairs

: 1138

00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:57,986

Hey, Bobby, play that one

about falling down the stairs.

: 1139

00:49:58,006 --> 00:49:58,786

Sure thing, Johnny.

: 1140

00:50:01,654 --> 00:50:02,004

I love it

: 1141

00:50:02,538 --> 00:50:05,398

just barely woke up this morning: Um, so

before this, Anthony tells Grandma about

: 1142

00:50:05,398 --> 00:50:07,248

the DNR, and then we see Janice in here.

: 1143

00:50:07,628 --> 00:50:10,678

I have a question for you about this

pushing her down the stairs thing,

: 1144

00:50:11,128 --> 00:50:17,088

because the nature in which we consume

this show means that this is one of two

: 1145

00:50:17,098 --> 00:50:19,718

literary devices, and we don't know which.

: 1146

00:50:20,378 --> 00:50:25,448

Is this foreshadowing something that

will happen, or is this a reference

: 1147

00:50:25,548 --> 00:50:27,378

to something that has happened?

: 1148

00:50:27,489 --> 00:50:29,369

TheMotionVictor: you think

she, she already tried to

: 1149

00:50:29,369 --> 00:50:30,729

push her down the stairs once?

: 1150

00:50:31,244 --> 00:50:32,104

just barely woke up this morning:

It's possible.

: 1151

00:50:32,149 --> 00:50:32,409

TheMotionVictor: Ha

: 1152

00:50:32,414 --> 00:50:33,794

just barely woke up this morning:

I, I'm just acknowledging that we

: 1153

00:50:33,794 --> 00:50:39,534

don't know which direction this is

traveling in, and that's interesting.

: 1154

00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:43,659

TheMotionVictor: I, hmm, I could

see, I could see how it's, uh,

: 1155

00:50:43,799 --> 00:50:47,339

it could be a flashback, uh,

: 1156

00:50:47,788 --> 00:50:48,168

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1157

00:50:48,519 --> 00:50:50,169

TheMotionVictor: I, I saw it

as foreshadowing because the,

: 1158

00:50:50,179 --> 00:50:55,989

the way that Janice was looking

at fire, the fire escape sign.

: 1159

00:50:55,989 --> 00:50:58,849

She was eyeballing like it was

a fucking, like it was a fresh

: 1160

00:50:58,869 --> 00:51:00,349

cannoli right out of the bakery.

: 1161

00:51:00,489 --> 00:51:00,969

Like, like,

: 1162

00:51:00,972 --> 00:51:02,922

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah,

she was very interested in this sign

: 1163

00:51:03,424 --> 00:51:07,114

Do Not Podcast: She's also talking about,

"Where do you have your hidden money, Ma?"

: 1164

00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:07,803

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

: 1165

00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:08,824

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1166

00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:16,024

Do Not Podcast: which I guarantee

next time on no gosh darn money.

: 1167

00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:20,964

She's just going to keep playing this

like, "Hey, if I pretend like there's

: 1168

00:51:20,974 --> 00:51:24,104

hidden money, people might be nice to me."

: 1169

00:51:24,404 --> 00:51:27,114

Um, you know, hoping

that, that they get it

: 1170

00:51:29,121 --> 00:51:29,981

TheMotionVictor: Man, you know, that's a

: 1171

00:51:32,449 --> 00:51:32,749

Yeah.

: 1172

00:51:33,406 --> 00:51:36,536

Do Not Podcast: I have been to one

house where there's a possibility that

: 1173

00:51:36,536 --> 00:51:38,166

there's money hidden in the walls.

: 1174

00:51:39,626 --> 00:51:44,106

I will say it's, if you look at a house

and you're like, "There's money hidden

: 1175

00:51:44,106 --> 00:51:50,316

in the walls here," it's more work than

you think it is to try and find it.

: 1176

00:51:50,576 --> 00:51:55,446

Um, like, there might have been money

hidden in the walls at my uncle's house.

: 1177

00:51:55,786 --> 00:52:00,346

I did not care enough to, to

smash up enough of it to find it.

: 1178

00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,750

It's also the sort of thing where

you never, uh, consider inflation in

: 1179

00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,600

that sort of stuff, where it's like,

: 1180

00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:09,190

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1181

00:52:09,370 --> 00:52:12,530

Do Not Podcast: the, the money your

uncle hid in: 1984

: 1182

00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:20,150

$20,000, which is, like, a lot of money

for: 1984

: 1183

00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:22,420

it's not like I can quit working money.

: 1184

00:52:23,532 --> 00:52:25,812

just barely woke up this morning: It's,

"I can pay to repair the house for

: 1185

00:52:25,812 --> 00:52:27,552

all the walls I just smashed" money.

: 1186

00:52:27,762 --> 00:52:30,202

Do Not Podcast: Like, "Oh

man, I broke even on this."

: 1187

00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:41,359

TheMotionVictor: Then, uh, Tony goes to

visit, um, uh, tr- uh, doctor invented the

: 1188

00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:43,759

transporter to find out he's d- he's dead.

: 1189

00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:44,764

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1190

00:52:44,849 --> 00:52:45,129

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1191

00:52:45,779 --> 00:52:46,449

And he was like, "How…"

: 1192

00:52:47,379 --> 00:52:48,679

I love how he was like,

"What do you mean he's dead?

: 1193

00:52:48,679 --> 00:52:49,799

I was just talking to him yesterday."

: 1194

00:52:50,739 --> 00:52:50,959

like,

: 1195

00:52:51,036 --> 00:52:51,526

Do Not Podcast: "Yeah."

: 1196

00:52:51,856 --> 00:52:52,936

And then, "Yes."

: 1197

00:52:53,566 --> 00:52:57,896

And time continues to move

li- uh, in a linear fashion.

: 1198

00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,660

just barely woke up this morning:

When you're not here

: 1199

00:52:59,816 --> 00:53:03,066

Do Not Podcast: Yeah, Tony is just

standing there like a prophet like, "What?

: 1200

00:53:07,661 --> 00:53:08,221

TheMotionVictor: Nice

: 1201

00:53:08,536 --> 00:53:10,876

Do Not Podcast: And, and the, the

Reverend is just like, "Oh, no, Tony

: 1202

00:53:10,886 --> 00:53:12,276

doesn't have object permanence."

: 1203

00:53:15,876 --> 00:53:18,596

"If I play peekaboo with

him, he thinks I disappear."

: 1204

00:53:21,968 --> 00:53:23,348

just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, so this is where we find

: 1205

00:53:23,348 --> 00:53:24,858

out how friendly these two are.

: 1206

00:53:24,927 --> 00:53:25,407

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

: 1207

00:53:25,718 --> 00:53:26,318

Do Not Podcast: So did you,

: 1208

00:53:26,318 --> 00:53:28,688

just barely woke up this morning: we cut

to Junior taking a spill in the shower

: 1209

00:53:30,793 --> 00:53:31,263

TheMotionVictor: No.

: 1210

00:53:31,323 --> 00:53:32,143

Uh, what, what…

: 1211

00:53:32,413 --> 00:53:32,883

I, I just know

: 1212

00:53:33,036 --> 00:53:33,866

just barely woke up this morning:

Yeah, no.

: 1213

00:53:33,916 --> 00:53:39,686

So the scam, the scam is one, this

is, remember this is Junior's union,

: 1214

00:53:39,862 --> 00:53:40,332

Do Not Podcast: Yes

: 1215

00:53:40,957 --> 00:53:41,217

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

: 1216

00:53:41,366 --> 00:53:45,566

just barely woke up this morning: And

so Tony was paying these guys to protest

: 1217

00:53:45,816 --> 00:53:47,756

to mess with Junior's businesses,

: 1218

00:53:47,837 --> 00:53:48,577

TheMotionVictor: Ah.

: 1219

00:53:48,826 --> 00:53:50,776

just barely woke up this morning:

to, to interrupt his income stream.

: 1220

00:53:51,386 --> 00:53:56,786

And then they get the jobs that go in, so

they're gonna take a cut of that because

: 1221

00:53:56,786 --> 00:54:00,296

Tony's gonna send a couple of his guys in,

and the Reverend is gonna send a couple

: 1222

00:54:00,296 --> 00:54:05,536

of his guys in for the guys that got hurt

outside of the, uh, in the f- the fight,

: 1223

00:54:06,266 --> 00:54:08,656

outside the protest to fill in the workers

: 1224

00:54:09,048 --> 00:54:16,048

Do Not Podcast: is Tony pays this guy go

start protests at construction sites so

: 1225

00:54:16,116 --> 00:54:16,476

just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm.

: 1226

00:54:16,618 --> 00:54:20,218

Do Not Podcast: eventually the

business owner is just So it's

: 1227

00:54:20,218 --> 00:54:21,798

not even sending people into work.

: 1228

00:54:22,018 --> 00:54:25,068

It's giving them no-shows.

: 1229

00:54:25,644 --> 00:54:25,974

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1230

00:54:26,078 --> 00:54:28,278

Do Not Podcast: So they are

putting people on the books for the

: 1231

00:54:28,278 --> 00:54:30,898

construction that don't actually exist.

: 1232

00:54:31,828 --> 00:54:37,198

And so basically after this, the

reverend is walking away with two

: 1233

00:54:37,198 --> 00:54:43,158

and a half full-time salaries of

guys who don't actually exist in

: 1234

00:54:43,308 --> 00:54:43,738

just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm

: 1235

00:54:44,288 --> 00:54:47,098

Do Not Podcast: stop the protests.

: 1236

00:54:47,858 --> 00:54:51,008

And man, this is late 90s.

: 1237

00:54:51,258 --> 00:54:53,368

We're at the end of history.

: 1238

00:54:53,518 --> 00:54:55,148

We've solved racism.

: 1239

00:54:55,348 --> 00:54:58,618

There isn't actually any

racial problems going on.

: 1240

00:54:58,808 --> 00:54:59,108

It's

: 1241

00:54:59,116 --> 00:54:59,456

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1242

00:54:59,768 --> 00:55:01,568

Do Not Podcast: people

scamming each other.

: 1243

00:55:02,258 --> 00:55:06,928

know, you don't have like this

It isn't kind of jarring that

: 1244

00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:13,798

a construction crew in a major

city has only white people on it.

: 1245

00:55:14,508 --> 00:55:16,348

That isn't anything to interrogate.

: 1246

00:55:16,668 --> 00:55:19,658

It's actually the

protesters who are corrupt.

: 1247

00:55:21,356 --> 00:55:21,906

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

: 1248

00:55:23,816 --> 00:55:26,896

Anyways, uh, they talk about

parents dying for a bit here.

: 1249

00:55:26,902 --> 00:55:27,502

Do Not Podcast: Yeah

: 1250

00:55:28,266 --> 00:55:31,396

just barely woke up this morning: uh, that

the, the signal that your generation is

: 1251

00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:35,766

at the end is when the generation before

has passed, when you go to the family

: 1252

00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:37,846

party and you're the oldest people there.

: 1253

00:55:39,596 --> 00:55:42,186

Uh, regardless of your age,

that's when it happens.

: 1254

00:55:42,216 --> 00:55:46,796

And I gotta say, man, like, I've

got two kind of distinct stages

: 1255

00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:48,236

of this in my life right now.

: 1256

00:55:49,226 --> 00:55:54,786

I've got my family, where my mom

is the eldest person right now,

: 1257

00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:55,290

Do Not Podcast: mhm

: 1258

00:55:55,666 --> 00:55:58,416

just barely woke up this morning: uh,

still with us on, on that side, and

: 1259

00:55:59,006 --> 00:56:04,876

Beth's family, where her grandmother

is still with us, and there's

: 1260

00:56:05,116 --> 00:56:06,846

older aunts and uncles and stuff.

: 1261

00:56:07,036 --> 00:56:14,166

So it's like I see one where, like, I'm

doing the math, like, once my mom passes,

: 1262

00:56:14,476 --> 00:56:15,966

you know, she's doing fine, to be clear.

: 1263

00:56:16,256 --> 00:56:19,986

Uh, but, you know, like, um, it's

like, okay, well, her couple of

: 1264

00:56:19,996 --> 00:56:22,676

brothers and sisters probably,

they're all kinda tight in there.

: 1265

00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,516

I don't know how long anyone's gonna go.

: 1266

00:56:24,516 --> 00:56:27,356

And I'm just, like, doing the math

and, like, staring it down in the face.

: 1267

00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:31,256

It's just like, oh, God, I'm not that

far off from being the oldest person

: 1268

00:56:31,256 --> 00:56:37,146

at the family party right now, compared

to Beth's family, where there are…

: 1269

00:56:37,746 --> 00:56:43,746

Like, the, the, the youngest person

there is in their, like, early 20s.

: 1270

00:56:44,866 --> 00:56:48,156

Like, the, the, that, none of

that generation have had kids yet.

: 1271

00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:49,486

Grandma's still there.

: 1272

00:56:49,696 --> 00:56:53,856

So I'm part of the youngest

generation over there, and then

: 1273

00:56:53,976 --> 00:56:55,596

the exact opposite in my family.

: 1274

00:56:55,596 --> 00:56:58,206

And let me tell you,

the whiplash is jarring.

: 1275

00:56:58,326 --> 00:56:58,336

Do Not Podcast: Mm-hmm.

: 1276

00:57:03,052 --> 00:57:05,872

just barely woke up this morning: But

I feel, I felt this conversation hard.

: 1277

00:57:06,642 --> 00:57:11,152

Uh, Tony gets a call right after this

about Junior's spill in the shower.

: 1278

00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:14,512

Uh, Grandma calls the

house to talk to Carmela.

: 1279

00:57:14,912 --> 00:57:16,022

Carmela's like, "Fuck you."

: 1280

00:57:16,342 --> 00:57:18,232

Do Not Podcast: Yeah, you

tried to kill my husband.

: 1281

00:57:18,512 --> 00:57:21,622

And she's like, "I'm gonna leave

all the money to the kids."

: 1282

00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:21,992

And

: 1283

00:57:22,252 --> 00:57:22,652

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1284

00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:23,512

Do Not Podcast: "Shut up."

: 1285

00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,220

just barely woke up this morning:

Uh, but that's not the most important

: 1286

00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:27,580

thing we get from this call.

: 1287

00:57:28,373 --> 00:57:32,413

That boy is our last hope No, there is

: 1288

00:57:33,373 --> 00:57:35,763

just barely woke up this morning:

Because we learn there is a third

: 1289

00:57:35,773 --> 00:57:38,683

Soprano sibling in this phone call

: 1290

00:57:39,338 --> 00:57:40,238

TheMotionVictor: I missed that too.

: 1291

00:57:40,268 --> 00:57:41,278

God, I feel so dumb.

: 1292

00:57:41,278 --> 00:57:41,478

What,

: 1293

00:57:41,747 --> 00:57:44,067

just barely woke up this morning:

She says, "I raised three kids and

: 1294

00:57:44,067 --> 00:57:48,087

I raised two of them right," and

Janice is the one she raised wrong

: 1295

00:57:48,136 --> 00:57:51,456

TheMotionVictor: Oh, well I just

figured, uh, well, okay, we've,

: 1296

00:57:51,496 --> 00:57:53,096

we discovered that there's a third

: 1297

00:57:53,131 --> 00:57:53,691

just barely woke up this morning: Yes.

: 1298

00:57:53,726 --> 00:57:54,086

TheMotionVictor: Okay,

: 1299

00:57:54,281 --> 00:57:55,491

just barely woke up this morning:

I mean, obviously Tony knows

: 1300

00:57:55,491 --> 00:57:56,401

he has another sibling.

: 1301

00:57:56,533 --> 00:57:56,793

Do Not Podcast: Yeah.

: 1302

00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:57,116

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1303

00:57:57,326 --> 00:57:57,336

Oh,

: 1304

00:57:57,453 --> 00:58:01,003

Do Not Podcast: Yeah, so I think it's, I

believe it was Barbara who also has a kid

: 1305

00:58:01,406 --> 00:58:02,466

TheMotionVictor: Well, what if it is?

: 1306

00:58:02,466 --> 00:58:06,876

It is very possible that there could

be a third soprano sibling that

: 1307

00:58:06,923 --> 00:58:07,933

just barely woke up this morning:

It would be a f- a fourth,

: 1308

00:58:07,963 --> 00:58:09,283

a secret Soprano sibling.

: 1309

00:58:09,283 --> 00:58:10,613

That sounds like a prediction to make

: 1310

00:58:10,845 --> 00:58:15,465

Do Not Podcast: I don't know, a, a, a

secret, like a final fourth soprano?

: 1311

00:58:15,584 --> 00:58:15,954

TheMotionVictor: The final

: 1312

00:58:16,955 --> 00:58:17,635

Do Not Podcast: Ronald E.

: 1313

00:58:17,635 --> 00:58:18,275

Moore

: 1314

00:58:18,354 --> 00:58:18,444

TheMotionVictor: f-

: 1315

00:58:18,813 --> 00:58:20,543

just barely woke up this morning: Uh,

if it's a four, it's a fuck around.

: 1316

00:58:20,543 --> 00:58:21,883

If it's five, it's a final.

: 1317

00:58:21,893 --> 00:58:23,103

Those be the rules

: 1318

00:58:24,116 --> 00:58:27,716

TheMotionVictor: Um, oh, uh, speaking

of foreshadowing, earlier, uh, I noticed

: 1319

00:58:27,726 --> 00:58:31,576

that, uh, one of, one of you guys

totally predicted it, but, uh, but,

: 1320

00:58:31,756 --> 00:58:36,676

well, I don't think it was an official

prediction, but Meadow and Tony Jr.

: 1321

00:58:36,676 --> 00:58:38,496

went to go visit grandma, Meadow

: 1322

00:58:38,621 --> 00:58:38,911

just barely woke up this morning: Oh.

: 1323

00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:39,996

TheMotionVictor: she w- she

: 1324

00:58:40,411 --> 00:58:41,991

just barely woke up this morning:

Yes, this was my call

: 1325

00:58:42,291 --> 00:58:42,581

Do Not Podcast: else

: 1326

00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:43,626

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, who was

: 1327

00:58:43,631 --> 00:58:46,021

just barely woke up this morning:

in the eating disorder department,

: 1328

00:58:46,279 --> 00:58:47,079

Do Not Podcast: Ah

: 1329

00:58:47,491 --> 00:58:48,451

just barely woke up this morning:

in the first episode.

: 1330

00:58:48,461 --> 00:58:51,301

It wasn't an official prediction,

but yeah, her obsession with

: 1331

00:58:51,321 --> 00:58:54,281

cranberry juice and being skinny

told me where that story was going

: 1332

00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:54,800

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1333

00:58:56,590 --> 00:59:03,560

I, I also think that, uh, that's where she

buys her weed, but, uh, from, uh, from the

: 1334

00:59:03,605 --> 00:59:07,195

Do Not Podcast: So Junior, we saw him

earlier shaving in the shower, which

: 1335

00:59:07,405 --> 00:59:09,035

have either of you ever done this?

: 1336

00:59:09,956 --> 00:59:11,316

TheMotionVictor: And when

I'm in a hurry, yeah,

: 1337

00:59:11,731 --> 00:59:13,701

Do Not Podcast: I've

never shaved in the shower

: 1338

00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:14,516

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1339

00:59:15,401 --> 00:59:18,431

just barely woke up this morning: Um,

I've shaved in the shower a couple of

: 1340

00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:22,221

times, but it's only when I've been in

a real rush and back when I shaved often

: 1341

00:59:23,775 --> 00:59:26,785

Do Not Podcast: I've been shaving

more recently than I have in years.

: 1342

00:59:27,612 --> 00:59:27,912

TheMotionVictor: Oh,

: 1343

00:59:28,139 --> 00:59:28,609

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1344

00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:31,432

TheMotionVictor: are in total opposite

ends of the spectrum because I

: 1345

00:59:33,225 --> 00:59:35,765

Do Not Podcast: Well, I went from

a beardman to a stacheman, so

: 1346

00:59:36,642 --> 00:59:37,392

TheMotionVictor: That's interesting.

: 1347

00:59:37,402 --> 00:59:37,612

That's…

: 1348

00:59:37,612 --> 00:59:38,152

I've noticed

: 1349

00:59:38,187 --> 00:59:38,577

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1350

00:59:38,622 --> 00:59:40,242

TheMotionVictor: more

of a trend these days.

: 1351

00:59:40,242 --> 00:59:40,662

But anyway,

: 1352

00:59:40,671 --> 00:59:42,381

Do Not Podcast: Well,

I did it for a play, so

: 1353

00:59:43,092 --> 00:59:44,772

TheMotionVictor: loving

not shaving every day.

: 1354

00:59:44,842 --> 00:59:45,212

That's,

: 1355

00:59:45,323 --> 00:59:46,153

just barely woke up this morning:

It's nice.

: 1356

00:59:46,493 --> 00:59:46,873

Yeah.

: 1357

00:59:47,911 --> 00:59:51,401

Do Not Podcast: Uh, but, uh, when he fell,

it seems like maybe Junior broke his hip,

: 1358

00:59:52,363 --> 00:59:52,923

just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm

: 1359

00:59:53,091 --> 00:59:56,381

Do Not Podcast: we, we got this a little

bit earlier in the, uh, at the very

: 1360

00:59:56,381 --> 01:00:01,681

first scene where Tony is kind of in a,

like, "I hate you, Uncle Junior, now tell

: 1361

01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:06,991

me about your health" place with him,

where he's like, like, "You f- you suck.

: 1362

01:00:06,991 --> 01:00:08,141

You tried to kill me."

: 1363

01:00:08,441 --> 01:00:14,061

Uh, but also I have that weird familial

obligation where it's just like I

: 1364

01:00:14,061 --> 01:00:18,921

can't admit that these people I hate

who are negative, like, negatively

: 1365

01:00:18,921 --> 01:00:23,001

impacting my life, I still have

to want them to live and be okay.

: 1366

01:00:24,821 --> 01:00:27,541

which, listener at home, you don't.

: 1367

01:00:28,251 --> 01:00:30,631

don't have to deal with the

toxic people in your life.

: 1368

01:00:31,084 --> 01:00:32,304

TheMotionVictor: Ah, that's the truth

: 1369

01:00:32,411 --> 01:00:34,081

Do Not Podcast: you don't need

to get into those feedback loops.

: 1370

01:00:34,111 --> 01:00:34,541

But he,

: 1371

01:00:34,635 --> 01:00:36,755

just barely woke up this morning: You

don't need to podcast with them weekly

: 1372

01:00:36,991 --> 01:00:37,671

Do Not Podcast: Ah.

: 1373

01:00:40,253 --> 01:00:41,273

Uh, so

: 1374

01:00:41,751 --> 01:00:42,811

just barely woke up this morning:

Do it 'cause you like the pain,

: 1375

01:00:42,821 --> 01:00:44,021

not because you like them.

: 1376

01:00:44,906 --> 01:00:45,926

TheMotionVictor: Share your pain with me

: 1377

01:00:46,603 --> 01:00:47,403

Do Not Podcast: need my pain.

: 1378

01:00:49,243 --> 01:00:52,993

Uh, Junior for some reason

doesn't want an ambulance.

: 1379

01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:54,123

Uh,

: 1380

01:00:55,147 --> 01:00:55,647

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1381

01:00:56,003 --> 01:01:02,493

Do Not Podcast: Tony, like a reverse

groom, carries Junior out and they're

: 1382

01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:07,243

gonna drive him to the hospital,

which one nice thing is, hey, this is

: 1383

01:01:07,243 --> 01:01:13,193

gonna be a really good, uh, you know,

piece for his lawyer to be like, "See?

: 1384

01:01:13,353 --> 01:01:16,483

He does medically need to

not be in prison right now."

: 1385

01:01:16,893 --> 01:01:17,243

Uh

: 1386

01:01:17,903 --> 01:01:18,693

just barely woke up this morning:

Making the case

: 1387

01:01:21,644 --> 01:01:21,664

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1388

01:01:21,674 --> 01:01:24,814

And, uh, yeah, uh, that, and

that's our Cree carries him

: 1389

01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:27,514

off to credits, and that's our

: 1390

01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:28,357

just barely woke up this morning: Mm-hmm.

: 1391

01:01:29,324 --> 01:01:29,684

TheMotionVictor: So

: 1392

01:01:29,777 --> 01:01:32,237

just barely woke up this morning:

so man, I wish I could call Pickles.

: 1393

01:01:32,277 --> 01:01:32,657

You know what?

: 1394

01:01:32,687 --> 01:01:33,297

I'm just gonna…

: 1395

01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:34,637

Pickles?

: 1396

01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:36,491

Do Not Podcast: Sorry, Ja'far

: 1397

01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,377

just barely woke up this morning: who's,

who's a good w- where, where's Pickles?

: 1398

01:01:39,848 --> 01:01:40,008

TheMotionVictor: With

: 1399

01:01:40,297 --> 01:01:41,807

just barely woke up this morning:

Where's w- Ben, where's Pickles?

: 1400

01:01:42,478 --> 01:01:47,008

TheMotionVictor: Hey, I, I, hey, m-uh,

hey, may-maybe, may-maybe Pickles is,

: 1401

01:01:47,008 --> 01:01:50,128

uh, I know a guy, and maybe it's Pickles.

: 1402

01:01:50,365 --> 01:01:52,885

Do Not Podcast: Now Pickles is

meeting my good friend Elmer,

: 1403

01:01:54,363 --> 01:01:54,773

just barely woke up this morning: Oh, no

: 1404

01:01:55,174 --> 01:01:57,654

Ghost horse, ghost horse.

: 1405

01:01:58,474 --> 01:02:00,954

There's no way to beat ghost horse.

: 1406

01:02:02,370 --> 01:02:05,160

TheMotionVictor: Well, no, man, I-

I'm imagining Pickles in a, in a, in a

: 1407

01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:10,160

Italian tracksuit, uh, you know, pulling

up in a, a, a Lincoln Continental.

: 1408

01:02:11,069 --> 01:02:13,049

Do Not Podcast: I will, I'll

admit when I edited that last

: 1409

01:02:13,049 --> 01:02:15,269

week, I laughed so hard to myself.

: 1410

01:02:20,694 --> 01:02:21,024

TheMotionVictor: Prequels.

: 1411

01:02:21,187 --> 01:02:23,217

just barely woke up this morning: All

right, well it's time for predictions

: 1412

01:02:23,374 --> 01:02:24,594

TheMotionVictor: for predictions.

: 1413

01:02:24,971 --> 01:02:27,071

Lincoln, what are you doing up there?

: 1414

01:02:27,551 --> 01:02:28,031

Guessing.

: 1415

01:02:29,311 --> 01:02:32,461

I guess no one's coming.

: 1416

01:02:32,461 --> 01:02:33,211

I have seen

: 1417

01:02:35,271 --> 01:02:35,951

into the future.

: 1418

01:02:35,951 --> 01:02:36,211

You ruined the prophecy

: 1419

01:02:36,594 --> 01:02:37,604

just barely woke up this morning:

I mourn Pickles

: 1420

01:02:39,846 --> 01:02:42,466

Uh, I'll go first just to get

it out of the way so I can

: 1421

01:02:42,466 --> 01:02:43,826

spend time with my thoughts

: 1422

01:02:43,975 --> 01:02:44,374

TheMotionVictor: wait, wait.

: 1423

01:02:44,616 --> 01:02:45,246

Do Not Podcast: You have to roll

: 1424

01:02:45,715 --> 01:02:45,894

TheMotionVictor: yeah.

: 1425

01:02:46,374 --> 01:02:47,274

just barely woke up this morning:

Oh, I got to roll.

: 1426

01:02:47,354 --> 01:02:48,034

Oh, fuck.

: 1427

01:02:48,964 --> 01:02:49,864

I haven't done this yet.

: 1428

01:02:49,944 --> 01:02:50,264

Okay.

: 1429

01:02:50,714 --> 01:02:53,594

Um, quick, play the Girl from Ipanema

: 1430

01:03:00,578 --> 01:03:06,558

Okay, that is a 10, which is

gonna be, I think the end of s…

: 1431

01:03:06,627 --> 01:03:07,177

TheMotionVictor: this yet.

: 1432

01:03:07,728 --> 01:03:08,118

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1433

01:03:08,467 --> 01:03:09,037

TheMotionVictor: Oh, wow.

: 1434

01:03:10,407 --> 01:03:11,287

This is exciting

: 1435

01:03:12,198 --> 01:03:17,498

just barely woke up this morning: Um,

okay, so we're skipping 10 episodes.

: 1436

01:03:18,078 --> 01:03:20,928

So that's one, two, three,

four, five, six, seven

: 1437

01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,290

Do Not Podcast: also remember

Bill Cobbs from The Demolition Man

: 1438

01:03:25,317 --> 01:03:27,927

TheMotionVictor: Ah, ah,

it's time for a rewatch.

: 1439

01:03:27,927 --> 01:03:29,707

It's been too long since

I've seen Demolition

: 1440

01:03:29,822 --> 01:03:31,392

just barely woke up this morning:

Yep, that takes us exactly

: 1441

01:03:31,392 --> 01:03:32,902

to the season two finale.

: 1442

01:03:33,332 --> 01:03:36,962

Season two, episode three, Funhouse

: 1443

01:03:37,373 --> 01:03:38,733

TheMotionVictor: Wait, ep- episode

: 1444

01:03:38,794 --> 01:03:39,684

Do Not Podcast: episode three,

: 1445

01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,490

just barely woke up this morning: 13, 13.

: 1446

01:03:42,890 --> 01:03:47,150

Takes us to Season 2, Episode

13, Funhouse, the season finale

: 1447

01:03:47,571 --> 01:03:48,461

TheMotionVictor: Fun house.

: 1448

01:03:50,291 --> 01:03:51,101

Give us a description.

: 1449

01:03:51,464 --> 01:03:52,524

just barely woke up this morning:

I'm pulling it up right now

: 1450

01:03:59,013 --> 01:04:00,613

Funhouse

: 1451

01:04:00,635 --> 01:04:02,655

TheMotionVictor: face, Jafer, that

I've never seen before or is that

: 1452

01:04:02,824 --> 01:04:06,304

just barely woke up this morning:

I, I do have a scar on my face, but

: 1453

01:04:06,404 --> 01:04:07,004

Do Not Podcast: shadow.

: 1454

01:04:07,724 --> 01:04:07,794

the

: 1455

01:04:07,934 --> 01:04:08,004

just barely woke up this morning: here

: 1456

01:04:08,014 --> 01:04:12,284

Do Not Podcast: were looking, yeah, it

looked like you had a, like, like a,

: 1457

01:04:12,452 --> 01:04:16,392

just barely woke up this morning: is, that

is not a scar, but that is almost exactly

: 1458

01:04:16,392 --> 01:04:19,012

where I had a big cut when I was a kid.

: 1459

01:04:19,012 --> 01:04:22,862

I was like maybe 14, and my dad tried

to convince me to salt it 'cause

: 1460

01:04:22,862 --> 01:04:25,082

it'd be a fucking sweet scar to have

: 1461

01:04:25,137 --> 01:04:26,967

TheMotionVictor: w- I was, I was

thinking that would be a sweet scar

: 1462

01:04:27,176 --> 01:04:29,726

just barely woke up this morning: And my

mom yelled at him a bunch, and I didn't

: 1463

01:04:29,726 --> 01:04:33,216

do it, and I gotta say, Dad was right.

: 1464

01:04:33,406 --> 01:04:37,326

That would be a sweet fucking

scar, and I wish I had salted it.

: 1465

01:04:39,426 --> 01:04:43,096

I do have a scar right here from a

shotgun shell on my face, though.

: 1466

01:04:43,626 --> 01:04:44,176

Um,

: 1467

01:04:44,254 --> 01:04:45,235

TheMotionVictor: Михаил

: 1468

01:04:46,756 --> 01:04:49,306

just barely woke up this morning:

anyways, uh, season two, episode

: 1469

01:04:49,306 --> 01:04:53,976

13, "Fun House," Tony is stricken

by a nasty bout of food poisoning

: 1470

01:04:54,346 --> 01:04:59,056

and has a stream dr- a strange dream

conversation with Pussy in his delirium.

: 1471

01:04:59,626 --> 01:05:02,716

When Tony wakes up, his

suspicions are aroused.

: 1472

01:05:03,196 --> 01:05:07,846

The FBI catches Livia at the airport with

incriminating evidence against her son.

: 1473

01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:12,796

The feds decide to move against

Tony just before Meadow's graduation

: 1474

01:05:13,339 --> 01:05:15,919

TheMotionVictor: Oh, god, that

was a hell of a description.

: 1475

01:05:15,919 --> 01:05:16,129

That

: 1476

01:05:16,702 --> 01:05:17,122

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah

: 1477

01:05:17,279 --> 01:05:18,288

TheMotionVictor: near

gave away everything.

: 1478

01:05:19,182 --> 01:05:23,162

Do Not Podcast: Has like two

years passed in this season?

: 1479

01:05:24,008 --> 01:05:24,558

just barely woke up this morning:

Who knows?

: 1480

01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:25,168

I don't know.

: 1481

01:05:25,258 --> 01:05:26,628

I don't know how time works in this show.

: 1482

01:05:26,752 --> 01:05:27,082

Do Not Podcast: permit

: 1483

01:05:28,211 --> 01:05:28,531

TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

: 1484

01:05:28,568 --> 01:05:29,128

just barely woke up this morning: Yeah.

: 1485

01:05:29,211 --> 01:05:30,901

TheMotionVictor: be 16, 17.

: 1486

01:05:30,901 --> 01:05:31,251

Yeah

: 1487

01:05:31,368 --> 01:05:31,668

Do Not Podcast: but

: 1488

01:05:31,768 --> 01:05:33,178

just barely woke up this morning:

yeah, she could've got it real late

: 1489

01:05:33,678 --> 01:05:35,758

Do Not Podcast: high school, like unless

: 1490

01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:36,368

just barely woke up this morning:

And I mean

: 1491

01:05:36,578 --> 01:05:38,958

Do Not Podcast: as like a

17-year-old and graduated high

: 1492

01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:40,928

school early as a 17-year-old

: 1493

01:05:41,015 --> 01:05:42,075

TheMotionVictor: could

be, could be correct.

: 1494

01:05:42,085 --> 01:05:43,475

It could be a time skip, so yeah.

: 1495

01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:43,870

Do Not Podcast: Yeah

: 1496

01:05:44,122 --> 01:05:46,292

just barely woke up this morning: Uh,

it also depends on the laws in Jersey.

: 1497

01:05:46,802 --> 01:05:50,242

Like, I don't know that

that's a 16 thing there,

: 1498

01:05:50,438 --> 01:05:50,548

Do Not Podcast: I

: 1499

01:05:50,721 --> 01:05:51,152

just barely woke up this morning:

you know?

: 1500

01:05:51,378 --> 01:05:53,358

Do Not Podcast: that there

are laws in New Jersey

: 1501

01:05:55,673 --> 01:05:56,233

TheMotionVictor: Okay.

: 1502

01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:56,543

All right.

: 1503

01:05:56,553 --> 01:05:59,453

Hey, uh, so hey, hey, hey,

uh, it's time for predictions.

: 1504

01:06:00,283 --> 01:06:00,373

are you

: 1505

01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:01,170

just barely woke up this morning:

All right.

: 1506

01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:07,730

My daytime prediction, Tony will

reconcile with his mom because of Junior

: 1507

01:06:08,787 --> 01:06:09,617

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, yeah

: 1508

01:06:09,768 --> 01:06:13,008

just barely woke up this morning:

My evening prediction: Tony comes

: 1509

01:06:13,008 --> 01:06:17,708

to regret reconciling with his mom

because she's the fucking worst

: 1510

01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,230

Do Not Podcast: She's the worst

: 1511

01:06:20,051 --> 01:06:20,171

TheMotionVictor: worst.

: 1512

01:06:21,532 --> 01:06:26,392

just barely woke up this morning:

And my prime time prediction, Tony is

: 1513

01:06:26,392 --> 01:06:28,542

responsible for his mother's death.

: 1514

01:06:29,632 --> 01:06:32,842

Bonus point if he does it himself

: 1515

01:06:33,805 --> 01:06:34,205

TheMotionVictor: Ooh.

: 1516

01:06:35,615 --> 01:06:36,095

All right.

: 1517

01:06:36,565 --> 01:06:37,715

Well, I'll, I'll go next.

: 1518

01:06:37,755 --> 01:06:40,975

Uh, my daytime prediction is

something I really hope we see.

: 1519

01:06:40,975 --> 01:06:46,805

I wanna see again angrily, angrily

trying to get technology to work.

: 1520

01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:48,015

Yeah.

: 1521

01:06:49,566 --> 01:06:50,206

just barely woke up this morning:

Safe money.

: 1522

01:06:50,396 --> 01:06:50,826

Good bet

: 1523

01:06:51,455 --> 01:06:52,395

TheMotionVictor: Evening prediction,

: 1524

01:06:54,485 --> 01:06:55,505

ba- uh, da.

: 1525

01:06:55,695 --> 01:06:55,995

Yeah.

: 1526

01:06:56,045 --> 01:07:00,755

Next episode, uh, I can't…

: 1527

01:07:00,755 --> 01:07:02,015

Didn't realize her name was Janice.

: 1528

01:07:02,015 --> 01:07:03,915

I have her as Sister

Soprano in all my notes.

: 1529

01:07:03,915 --> 01:07:09,435

But, uh, yeah, Sister Soprano, Janice,

i- is in jail for attempted Muge murder.

: 1530

01:07:11,112 --> 01:07:11,582

Do Not Podcast: No

: 1531

01:07:13,985 --> 01:07:17,355

TheMotionVictor: And my prime

time prediction, uh, we…

: 1532

01:07:17,365 --> 01:07:18,885

This is something that we witness.

: 1533

01:07:19,245 --> 01:07:23,485

We're going to see before the end of our,

our run-through, we're gonna see Meadow

: 1534

01:07:23,505 --> 01:07:26,365

on house arrest, and we, uh, and we, we…

: 1535

01:07:26,365 --> 01:07:28,075

And a bonus point if we

see the ankle bracelet.

: 1536

01:07:31,194 --> 01:07:31,864

Do Not Podcast: All right.

: 1537

01:07:32,134 --> 01:07:39,163

Uh, so my daytime prediction,

Janice doesn't actually try to kill

: 1538

01:07:39,174 --> 01:07:42,964

Livia, but Livia thinks she did

: 1539

01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:44,997

TheMotionVictor: Hmm, that's a good one.

: 1540

01:07:46,317 --> 01:07:46,657

Yeah

: 1541

01:07:47,588 --> 01:07:49,318

Do Not Podcast: Uh, evening prediction.

: 1542

01:07:49,768 --> 01:07:54,768

At some point in the series we

get a Tony is confounded and

: 1543

01:07:54,768 --> 01:07:59,138

confused by a diff- different

ethnicities mafia, uh, storyline.

: 1544

01:07:59,858 --> 01:08:03,628

Where it's like he has to do business

with the, with, with the Yakuzas.

: 1545

01:08:03,678 --> 01:08:06,418

Like, "These guys, they got

all these different customs."

: 1546

01:08:07,228 --> 01:08:10,788

he's just being, like, completely

over the top about, like, how weird

: 1547

01:08:10,788 --> 01:08:14,968

it is while he's, like, having

a mob meeting in a butcher shop.

: 1548

01:08:15,318 --> 01:08:15,778

You know?

: 1549

01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:21,167

He is blind to his own, his own, uh,

foibles while commenting on others.

: 1550

01:08:22,438 --> 01:08:29,518

And primetime we get a Tony goes

to New York City and is suddenly

: 1551

01:08:29,518 --> 01:08:31,598

now the small fish in a meeting.

: 1552

01:08:32,428 --> 01:08:37,888

used to being the big guy, you know,

king of New Jersey, and he ends up at

: 1553

01:08:37,888 --> 01:08:41,728

a, like, New York mob meeting where

they're like, "Shut up, Jersey."

: 1554

01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:43,917

Like, "The adults are talking

: 1555

01:08:44,585 --> 01:08:44,965

TheMotionVictor: Nice.

: 1556

01:08:45,015 --> 01:08:45,505

I like it.

: 1557

01:08:47,285 --> 01:08:48,745

Uh, well, that's our episode

: 1558

01:08:50,478 --> 01:08:51,048

just barely woke up this morning:

All right.

: 1559

01:08:51,098 --> 01:08:52,858

Well, we'll see you next week.

: 1560

01:08:52,868 --> 01:08:57,058

But before we get there, we gotta, of

course, thank Rype for our theme music.

: 1561

01:08:57,058 --> 01:08:58,087

Thank you so much, Rype.

: 1562

01:08:58,978 --> 01:09:00,497

Giving a Scoon Squad, just got my tickets.

: 1563

01:09:00,497 --> 01:09:03,788

Looking forward to seeing you,

uh, in a couple of weeks here

: 1564

01:09:03,995 --> 01:09:04,434

TheMotionVictor: Oh, really?

: 1565

01:09:04,434 --> 01:09:05,934

It's, uh, it's already in a couple weeks?

: 1566

01:09:06,148 --> 01:09:07,518

just barely woke up this morning:

N- no, it's, it's a while out.

: 1567

01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:08,587

I'm just being ambiguous

: 1568

01:09:08,854 --> 01:09:09,305

TheMotionVictor: Oh, okay.

: 1569

01:09:10,904 --> 01:09:13,255

Uh, thank you to you, the listener.

: 1570

01:09:13,305 --> 01:09:17,524

Um, tell you what's not ambiguous

is how much you love our show,

: 1571

01:09:17,975 --> 01:09:20,665

and if you love our show, uh

: 1572

01:09:20,693 --> 01:09:21,144

just barely woke up this morning: else.

: 1573

01:09:21,295 --> 01:09:21,595

TheMotionVictor: Oh, yeah.

: 1574

01:09:23,865 --> 01:09:25,785

Go and leave us a five-star review.

: 1575

01:09:27,425 --> 01:09:30,305

And if you don't leave us a

five-star review, hey, just

: 1576

01:09:30,305 --> 01:09:31,585

keep that shit to yourself

: 1577

01:09:32,848 --> 01:09:36,408

Do Not Podcast: And we'll see

you next time on Last Time On.

: 1578

01:09:53,870 --> 01:09:53,940

TheMotionVictor: Do

: 1579

01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:55,146

just barely woke up this morning: Do you

think we got a bunch of listeners who

: 1580

01:09:55,146 --> 01:09:58,466

would give us a four-star review and just

they feel we haven't earned the five, and

: 1581

01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:00,316

Victor's prevented all of those ratings?

: 1582

01:10:00,558 --> 01:10:02,898

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, I'll, I'll,

I'll throw that out there next episode.

: 1583

01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:03,278

It'll be able to

: 1584

01:10:03,394 --> 01:10:03,704

just barely woke up this morning: Okay.

: 1585

01:10:03,768 --> 01:10:04,758

TheMotionVictor: four-star review, guys.

: 1586

01:10:04,904 --> 01:10:05,614

just barely woke up this morning:

We'll take a four.

: 1587

01:10:05,654 --> 01:10:06,234

We'll settle.

: 1588

01:10:06,624 --> 01:10:07,693

We're settling for a four

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