IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!! 

Despite multiple planets retrograding this December, Sagittarius should have a wonderful birthday month. They can even expect some international travel! Or at the very least, some international FedEx shipments. 

This month, the gals have embezzlement updates to share, as well as a hot take from a commenter on social media. And there’s a lot of information in Susan’s Note to her readers, including her holiday plans, recent illnesses, and descriptions of many upcoming appearances. If any listeners in New York belong to Zero Bond, please invite us to Susan’s event! Or if anyone attended her most recent Discord AMA and learned what an astrological emergency is, the gals would appreciate that information, as well. 

Then Laura and Alex break down the December horoscopes, beginning with this month’s birthday sign, Sagittarius. Unfortunately, both Mercury and Mars are retrograding this month, so be prepared for things to move slowly. Venus will retrograde, too, so don’t even think about getting Botox until that’s over. Next Laura shares that Taurus may have the opportunity to travel this month or perhaps to participate in the import/export of ideas! And Alex tells Scorpio that VIPs will notice their work this month, which could result in a promotion or bonus. 

Finally, the gals want to thank everyone for listening this year! See you in 2025! 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Note from Susan Miller: 09:38

Embezzlement Update/Hot Take: 03:48

Sagittarius: 24:30

Taurus: 36:00

Scorpio: 42:45

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

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17:12:10 Hi, Laura.

17:12:15 Oh my gosh, we made it to December.

17:12:20 I would say I feel like I'm army crawling towards the finish line.

17:12:24 That's pretty good. Not bad.

17:12:31 That paints a picture. That's good. Yeah.

17:12:39 Oh, I hope there is.

17:12:41 We are coming up on the darkest day of the year.

17:12:49 Yeah.

17:12:51 Okay, but plus size is after this plus size, plus on the plus side.

17:12:57 I did hear New York this week, the sun sets at like 420 and 429, but it's going to go up.

17:13:04 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Darkest day.

17:13:06 It's going to be great.

17:13:13 Winter, midwinter, early winter.

17:13:14 Ooh, I know, but mid-December signals

17:13:20 the very exciting day, which is the birthday of astrologyzone.com.

17:13:32 Yeah.

17:13:34 So getting into the last year of its 20s

17:13:41 Right? 29 years.

17:13:43 No. Oh, yeah, 29 years. Yeah, no, I can't. You did the math and I did. I just got confused.

17:13:50 Wow. Well, happy birthday. I mean, Susan Miller invented the astrological internet. So like that means the astrological internet is…

17:14:01 Right.

17:14:05 Yeah.

17:14:03 Same. Right. She wants us to remember that astrologyzone.com is a Sagittarius.

17:14:11 It's important news.

17:14:20 Right.

17:14:27 So we started

17:14:33 That's amazing.

17:14:39 That's true. We're a little kindergartner.

17:14:44 We've done podcast nursery

17:14:51 Exactly. Right.

17:14:55 took us many years to learn those planets, but we did.

17:15:02 Yeah.

17:15:12 But she keeps saying, and there's all these new moons lately that have been like right on the first of the month. And she keeps writing a lot about the next month.

17:15:25 I don't feel covered either.

17:15:33 But in good news, a little embezzlement update.

17:15:36 I got, yeah, I think I got embezzled twice. So sometime back in August…

17:15:40 It was right when I was supposed to go to Spain, but I got COVID. I remember her saying something about like, you might find out about some inheritance.

17:15:56 Susan Miller embezzled me correctly.

17:16:08 We have to get it. Exactly. It said that…

17:16:15 Oh no, I lost it. Hold, please, everybody, for technical. We're doing grays, the end of the year. She says, you might receive an unexpected…

17:16:27 And I had applied for this kind of like writing support groups class program thing.

17:16:32 And I got in that day. I know. Thank you. I got embezzled.

17:16:39 Yeah, those are very positive embezzlements.

17:16:44 You know, what can I say going into 2025 as an heiress

17:16:49 Yeah. Wow. Buckets of money luckier than a leprechaun.

17:16:55 Yeah, I mean, it feels a little bit like, I mean, I think if anybody's ever inherited money, it feels a little bit like somehow you accidentally scanned the universe, but like they're letting you get away with it.

17:17:05 Yeah, so I am like, oh, thank you to my generational wealth and my predecessors.

17:17:10 For not spending it all while they had it. You can't take it with you. You can't take it with you. So they're giving it to me.

17:17:18 Yeah. Yeah. And I promise to do really

17:17:23 Okay, so you're going to not take it with you.

17:17:28 I don't know. There's nobody out. There won't be anything left, guys. Don't worry. You can't take it with you. I'm going to use it up.

17:17:39 Yeah.

17:17:40 Yeah, why would I leave anything else for anybody else?

17:17:46 It's not enough money to like seed the like Aster Empire or like the Rockefellers. So really, it's just like a way to enhance my time here.

17:18:00 Yeah. So…

17:18:04 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

17:18:09 So I guess we should do… We do have one little hot take.

17:18:16 Oh.

17:18:21 Mm-hmm.

17:18:27 Yeah.

17:18:31 Which she loves a Discord, I guess.

17:18:33 She does. She loves an AMA. She loves an AMA on Discord.

17:18:37 She loves an AMA, but for this AMA, she included the detail that

17:18:45 Yeah, she's like, it's only going to be two hours long and Susan will take emergencies first.

17:18:53 Totally.

17:18:58 How?

17:18:57 Right. And like how who's moderating to decide. Yeah, lots of questions about how this was going to work. And I didn't go to the AMA, so I don't, I can't tell anybody.

17:19:05 No, I have no idea. Not on Discord. But I did look at the comments because I was like, oh, I wonder if someone's going to like post an emergency question and I can get some understanding about this.

17:19:17 But instead, someone just wrote.

17:19:24 Yeah.

17:19:29 like side smile shrug emoji yeah

17:19:33 I laughed.

17:19:34 I did. I laughed as well when you sent it to me. It was like accurate, accurate. I mean, look, we were getting real cozy with these December 1st, 2nd

17:19:50 Yeah.

17:19:48 classic but you know i thought that was a very funny comment, but we do learn in the note that

17:19:56 Yeah, people, you know, I thought we were all kind of part of the charm is that she's late and we like to give her a little grief for it, but…

17:20:12 We all have the right to demand that much from her when, like, literally, I purchased one product my whole life, you know? So…

17:20:20 I agree. I also think like Susan probably writes back a very kind response, but I think she could just write back, dear hater, you get what you pay for.

17:20:33 Yeah. Right.

17:20:45 There are many, many other people who now post horoscopes. So if you have an astrological emergency, you could probably check the monthly horoscope from

17:20:57 And who are not making you sign up for Discord.

17:21:02 So, and like this person who wrote her a nasty letter, like there's other astrologists that you can read

17:21:08 In a timely manner. But you're not going to get the Susan Miller razzle dazzle or her the metaphors, you know, or the beautiful turns of phrasing, but there are other people.

17:21:18 There are, there are. But I think you hit the nail on the head. People want the razzle dazzle.

17:21:24 Yeah. Well, should we talk more about the note which was

17:21:26 Yeah, let's get into the note because it was full. I mean, I was kind of bracing and being like, it's going to be a doozy because

17:21:37 It was a doozy.

17:21:44 Yeah.

17:21:47 She was halfway through writing the horoscopes and that she was up to virgo

17:21:58 That's very helpful information.

17:22:06 Yeah.

17:22:06 That means nothing to us, yeah.

17:22:10 Exactly.

17:22:15 Yeah, sounds like it goes through the zodiac from Aries.

17:22:19 And Aries is often, I am not totally familiar with the reason for this, but Aries is usually listed first, and I feel like sometimes that's listed…

17:22:30 Yeah.

17:22:34 often the first one listed, so I think there's something about the…

17:22:39 the way the zodiac runs, that it's like the top of the zodiac or the first sign of the cycle. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

17:22:56 Oh, like rebirth, spring.

17:23:02 New year, new year. That's the calendar that was, I think, decided by some monks

17:23:11 Oh my God, pure moods.

17:23:18 That's what we live by, but I'm like truly for me the time it's Q2 is like

17:23:29 Yeah.

17:23:31 Yeah.

17:23:35 As it often does is that she got sick.

17:23:39 She says, I got a terrible stomach virus.

17:23:45 She says it wasn't food poisoning, but she felt terrible. She couldn't eat.

17:23:55 Yeah. And she could only drink water and flat Coca-Cola. I just like that detail

17:24:01 Yes, later she introduced a small amount of bread.

17:24:04 But that is not enough to write the horoscopes.

17:24:10 So she was in trouble.

17:24:12 And she writes them and they're 50% longer for us.

17:24:15 They're 50% longer. There's moons everywhere new

17:24:20 There are moons everywhere. And she says it's not letting up for like six months.

17:24:25 this moon mania.

17:24:27 So she has all these moons to analyze and she says it's going to keep happening for months. And also there are a lot of retrogrades.

17:24:35 She had to explain all the retrogrades.

17:24:37 She goes in actually a lot of detail about her process. And she says you might be interested. I am interested.

17:24:52 Yeah, yeah.

17:24:55 I am duty bound to give you that information.

17:24:58 She wanted us to be reminded that she takes it very seriously.

17:25:11 Wow.

17:25:15 Yeah, because it's like every month for the past couple months we've had a new moon at the top of the month, a full moon in the middle, and then another new moon at the very end of the month.

17:25:24 Yeah.

17:25:25 She then just becomes more and more defensive. And she says that I wrote about this stuff in November. You had the information.

17:25:36 Which like those are fighting words.

17:25:46 And she refers to the horoscopes as the scopes.

17:25:51 Which I'm kind of like, did she get that from us?

17:25:56 I was like, is this… Susan, if you're listening and you want to give me a clue that you for sure are listening to the podcast.

17:26:06 Taurus horoscope.

17:26:10 secret code butter

17:26:14 So I guess this person wrote to her and said that

17:26:21 making the horoscopes late on purpose because she's like perpetrating this scam in which she gets all of her readers to go to her website

17:26:34 I gotta say…

17:26:44 Well, yeah.

17:26:51 Yeah, yeah.

17:26:55 But this made Susan feel terrible.

17:26:58 Even so, it really hurt her feelings.

17:27:07 Mm-hmm.

17:27:10 Right, right.

17:27:12 This isn't like a grand scheme to make everyone feel bad and get more money from advertising.

17:27:21 So she then, you know, Susan, she makes

17:27:25 lemonade out of lemons because she uses this as an opportunity to tell us all about how you can stay in touch with her

17:27:37 Oh, yeah. She is kind of on X.

17:27:42 Yeah. Yeah.

17:27:48 No.

17:27:51 Yeah.

17:27:54 Uh-huh.

17:27:57 plug for the calendar.

17:28:00 I don't know if she has some readers who were unable to process the payment on the website, but she goes into great tech support detail on that.

17:28:14 Because she just doesn't want anyone to have a problem. And then she says they're eliminating the guest checkout on the website.

17:28:30 Wow.

17:28:27 Yeah. So like there are meetings, there must have been meetings around the clock about if they could eliminate guest checkout so

17:28:42 This is that because Susan Miller has been on the astrological internet and invented it, has been on it for so long.

17:28:56 Uh-huh.

17:29:01 She's like of the era where like it was literally one guy in his basement running a server and you would be like, Dan, how am I going to get this? And he'd be like, okay, I'm going to do a workaround.

17:29:13 And so she like still addresses the working parts of the internet as like

17:29:22 And like, she literally deals with the merchant bank. You know, she's not like, she's not like…

17:29:27 not like me who like I might be on like Squarespace ai chat and they're just feeding me support articles.

17:29:35 Yeah, I don't know that Susan is ever going to embrace AI.

17:29:42 No.

17:29:42 Yeah, I think that would take a little pleasure for her. She likes to write the horoscopes and read them and interpret them and

17:29:50 I like it. And I got to say, I don't think I would trust an AI horoscope.

17:29:54 No, no, no, no, certainly not. The only one I will trust is that when Susan Miller is no longer with us, if the AI robot learns all of Susan about Susan Miller.

17:30:09 Yeah.

17:30:11 So she does say that if you…

17:30:21 I think that's about specifically she says your subscription to Daily Astrology Zone.

17:30:32 Yeah, you could.

17:30:41 Aww.

17:30:44 Aww.

17:30:52 And I thought we weren't going to get a mention of the flood of the move. And yet here we are. I think we only have like eight more months for her to mention it.

17:30:59 Yeah, she's got to get it in while she can. Yeah.

17:31:08 Oh.

17:31:11 Mm-hmm.

17:31:18 Yeah.

17:31:21 Yeah.

17:31:24 Oh, she's doing a couple of things.

17:31:27 That's Soho House.

17:31:35 you can go to something called Zero Bond.

17:31:45 Yeah. Yeah. It's a social club.

17:31:48 No, just, yeah, if you're a member, you can go Zero Bond.

17:31:57 Yeah.

17:31:59 Ooh, looks swanky.

17:32:04 Yeah.

17:32:09 exciting. I'm going to look into this later. Maybe I want to be

17:32:19 But…

17:32:23 Yeah.

17:32:24 You can't take it with you. Maybe I need to, I can start my application.

17:32:33 Oh, that seems like discriminatory.

17:32:38 What do I have to do to start the application so I can…

17:32:45 Yeah, yeah. You did have a recent headshot.

17:32:53 philosophy is…

17:33:02 I can't.

17:33:04 Yeah. They are, oh, found on the entrepreneurial values of New York City. Zero bond is the essential gathering space for leaders and change makers.

17:33:14 They're reimagining the membership club experience, aren't we all? Aren't we all? Everyone is. Wow.

17:33:25 Yeah.

17:33:27 Yeah, we could because I need a clear and recent headshot.

17:33:34 Okay.

17:33:35 Susan Miller, maybe they can mess with me. I'll have to.

17:33:42 Yeah, like, yeah, yeah.

17:33:46 Yeah, because yeah, if you're down with Susan Miller, then you're down with me. Yeah.

17:33:52 Let's catchy. So anyway, yes.

17:34:01 But, you know, equal opportunity.

17:34:05 And at the very end, she mentions that the Astrology Zone birthday is December 14th, and it's 29 years on the internet. We don't even have to do the math. She told us.

17:34:13 Yeah, great. Wow. So happy birthday astrology Zone. Susan, we're glad you're feeling better and sorry that people doubted you.

17:34:24 Yeah, she's not in it for the Google hits, okay?

17:34:33 Okay.

17:34:37 Yeah.

17:34:39 And I don't think I would ever characterize Susan Miller as a schemer. Not really a schemer. No.

17:34:46 No, no.

17:34:49 Yeah.

17:34:54 reeks of scheming or a lot of success, honestly.

17:35:00 She's just a woman in New York who invented the astrological internet. She's writing at Dunkin Donuts.

17:35:08 Yeah, yeah.

17:35:14 No.

17:35:19 Yeah.

17:35:27 Yeah.

17:35:33 Yeah.

17:35:31 That's true. I was going to say send Susan emails of kindness, but actually don't send Susan any emails because she can't get distracted.

17:35:45 and say it's an emergency.

17:35:54 Wow. Okay, so that was the note

17:35:58 So anyway…

17:36:07 Yeah, yes.

17:36:11 Right.

17:36:16 So I think we should say happy birthday, Sagittarius.

17:36:21 I have to say a big hi everybody to my little sister because she's a Sagittarius. But also today we're recording is December 13th. It's happy birthday to Taylor Swift, which is globally relevant.

17:36:31 Even the NFL posted about Taylor Swift's birthday.

17:36:36 Yeah, because it's like all shots of her and Travis like hugging and her cheering and touchdowns and

17:36:41 Yeah. Yeah. And, but more importantly, it's also my niece's birthday and she's seven. So happy birthday to my niece.

17:36:49 Yeah, she told me she was going to have a bug themed insect themed birthday party

17:36:54 But then her mother says they're just having like cake at the playground. So maybe the bugs will invite themselves.

17:37:01 Yeah, yeah. I was like, when I…

17:37:05 Yeah. You know, I mean, I love it when kids tell you about your birthday party and they're like very sure that like, you know, one time my nephew was like the Black Eyed Peas are playing and I was like, well, I can't wait.

17:37:20 Well, she wasn't quite for his birthday party. It was for another party that we were having for the family, but he was like, oh yeah, the black eyed peas are going to play. And I was like, that is such a good idea. Unfortunately, I don't think we have time for them to get to Hawaii right now.

17:37:32 He was like, probably not. And I was like, but if we gave them more notice.

17:37:40 Maybe he was just trying to get everyone like hyped

17:37:43 Oh, yeah. Well, we were, our playlist was hyped. So he was like, wouldn't it be amazing if they just were here? And this is like 2008. So, you know, it was like, we were all going to have a good time. We were not.

17:37:51 We were not 2008.

17:37:54 No, no. So anyway, yeah.

17:38:01 Oh my gosh. Wow.

17:38:03 Happy birthday. Wow, there's a Sagittarius and you're a Scorpio.

17:38:07 Yeah, I mean, my poor sister, she's the only Sagittarius. She's the only non-Scorpio.

17:38:14 I know.

17:38:17 Okay.

17:38:21 Yeah.

17:38:27 Your birthday gift is a really extremely long forecast from Susan Miller.

17:38:34 Yeah.

17:38:39 A lot to say. I mean, a lot of it is there's also a lot of planets doing big planet things. So there's a lot of like

17:38:52 So yeah, that's also contributes to like what she's got to say.

17:38:57 Yeah. So that first new moon, she says her usual

17:39:02 story about how it's your cosmic gift card. She says it's a peach.

17:39:07 to peach.

17:39:11 Yeah.

17:39:16 Yeah, I love Slay of your ninth house.

17:39:23 Mm-hmm.

17:39:33 So good.

17:39:32 I know that's like, yeah, if you can't go anywhere, there's still going to be this international bent because

17:39:41 Yeah.

17:39:43 Exactly.

17:39:46 Yeah.

17:39:50 You might be in the middle of a major renovation, most likely because you had water damage.

17:40:04 Oh.

17:40:08 I remember you saying that too. Yeah.

17:40:12 I don't know what's going on with Neptune and Sagittarius. Does Neptune have it out for them? I'm not sure.

17:40:19 Yeah.

17:40:22 is lighting up your ninth house

17:40:30 Yeah.

17:40:33 Mars is busy. It's going to be retrograde until…

17:40:39 February. And then also my like, but she was saying the effects of Mars retro are so long that it's not until April 30th or May that like it really is back in the swing.

17:40:52 Yeah.

17:40:54 And this is akin to the gas you put in your car to make it run.

17:40:59 And then she says, no gas, no go.

17:41:05 Wow.

17:41:09 Yeah, so a lot of power. Yeah. So, and it seems like not just for Sagittarius, but for everybody, it was going to be like a

17:41:24 Basically, everybody just relax. So, like…

17:41:27 It's not going to get going until the spring.

17:41:29 Yeah, just relax. Be the floppy fish in the water.

17:41:36 Yeah.

17:41:39 It's just don't start new things.

17:41:42 Don't start any new things.

17:41:46 Mars doesn't go direct until February 23rd.

17:41:50 So that's not great. And then, you know, it's never like, oh, the switch is flipped. It's like Mars has to like

17:41:58 Right. And she says, this is going to affect like love and romance. So like you might be waffling about

17:42:07 Mm-hmm.

17:42:12 Yeah, yeah.

17:42:14 Yes.

17:42:18 Uh-huh.

17:42:21 Right.

17:42:21 So this is tough because as we know, Mercury is the planet of communication, commerce, shipping, and travel.

17:42:32 deer shopping, send your packages.

17:42:35 There's going to be supply chain issues. There's going to be shipping issues.

17:42:40 So try to get it done quickly.

17:42:46 No, me neither. I'm very unprepared.

17:42:50 Yeah.

17:42:53 Oh my goodness.

17:42:56 Wait, don't get any Botox until after mid-May. And the blanket thing was that mid-May and June will be better for everyone because all of these retrogrades will have like

17:43:11 Yeah. Yeah.

17:43:14 Yeah.

17:43:18 So then she switched back to the moons. We've got a full moon on December 15th.

17:43:23 And she says, that might turn your attention to a partner in marriage or business or a publicist manager, accountant lawyer, a very long list of all these people.

17:43:33 And you might have to decide about the future of an important relationship and there's also the water damage about Neptune. Like you might have a contractor issue or something.

17:43:42 But then she wanted to go to December 24th.

17:43:48 Uh-oh.

17:43:51 So she says it's time to rethink old patterns and habits, especially related to home or

17:43:58 And I was like, that sounds ominous. But then she's like, you just need to develop more efficient and productive strategies. This is going to improve life. And I'm like, oh, okay.

17:44:08 And then the next new, another moon

17:44:11 December 30th. New moon. I know. She wanted to cover this one because you guys all know she's going to be late. We're not going to get our new horoscopes until sometime.

17:44:19 later in January. But the new moon of December 30th Sagittarius is going to light your second house of salary, earned income and possessions.

17:44:29 And she says that Sagittarians don't like to think about money because they want to think about current events and philosophical thinking. And I was like, really? Yeah.

17:44:50 Or you might get a check that could help you put down a like put like a down payment on a house.

17:44:57 Yeah.

17:44:58 So yeah. So yeah, there's a lot going on and she didn't, it wasn't totally positive mainly because there was just so many warnings about how, like.

17:45:16 Yeah. Yeah.

17:45:21 What Susan likes to do or like what susan

17:45:24 like what Susan's ideal party is or like whenever she has suggestions for that. And so there was a good one in the summary where she talks about this problem of everything retrograding and you're going to have issues with your gifts.

17:45:36 So she says, many items will be out of stock.

17:45:43 you might want to consider giving an

17:45:48 such as gift certificates to a spa or a weekend of perfecting the art of French cooking.

17:45:58 If you're out there listening and you're giving Susan a present, I think that's what she wants.

17:46:04 Yeah.

17:46:06 Yeah. So just, you know, I like those little

17:46:09 Those little things and then the little things

17:46:19 Yeah. Yeah.

17:46:27 You need not spend a lot to enjoy love a lot. It's not where you go to celebrate, but rather who you are with that matters most.

17:46:41 Yeah.

17:46:44 Yeah. Wow. Okay. Well, I hope she has a great time with baby Oliver and that she gets some French cooking lessons for

17:46:53 Me too, Diana. Are you reading this?

17:46:57 get your mother an experiential gift.

17:47:05 I hope so.

17:47:11 It's like the cobbler

17:47:15 No.

17:47:23 I know.

17:47:29 Yep.

17:47:34 Okay. Well, happy birthday, Sagittarius. We are very happy for the Sagittarians in our life and we hope you have a really great insect themed birthday party.

17:47:42 We do. And we would love to hear all about tourists for December, please.

17:47:55 She talked a lot about finances and I was like, um.

17:48:03 But she said that early in the month there was going to be a lot about getting finances in order and this had to do with a new moon that was on December 1st.

17:48:13 And then it didn't sound like too bad. She just said there's going to be…

17:48:26 Okay.

17:48:29 on financial management, but that would end around the full moon on December 15th.

17:48:40 But it hasn't happened yet. You still have until early June 2025 to make use of Jupiter because Jupiter is in our earned income house for the first time in 12 years.

17:48:51 When was 12 years ago?

17:48:54 2012, 2012, yeah.

17:49:01 Oh, I did.

17:49:04 Wow. Okay. So I'm ready for my buckets.

17:49:21 If you thought you were going to year-end bonus or commission

17:49:32 It sounds like something's not going to be quite as a gift horse as you think. I don't know.

17:49:44 Oh.

17:49:47 That's probably good advice.

17:49:52 But then she's like, but if you're saying, well, Jupiter is supposed to bring me more money, expand my chances.

17:50:06 And that's why Neptune steps in and is going to give you a clear perspective.

17:50:12 Yeah, but she does think that we are going to get a valuable gift or some money for the holidays.

17:50:20 Okay.

17:50:25 Ooh.

17:50:27 Okay, so then the new moon on December 30th, that's the second new moon this month. She thought we might take a trip. And if you can't travel, you're going to be working with Alex's favorite, the import export of ideas.

17:50:40 Yes.

17:50:42 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So new moon import export of ideas

17:50:53 coaxing us to take off any blinders.

17:50:59 Hmm.

17:51:03 Or sign up for a series of classes, which is around when my new class starts. So yeah.

17:51:15 Ooh.

17:51:20 speaking or writing assignment and you would enjoy it so she wants you to take on the challenge.

17:51:25 She says also throughout the month of December, you're going to be focused on your home, property, or family member.

17:51:36 So if you're hoping to buy or sell property or renovate, it's better to wait until May or beyond.

17:51:45 And speaking of Mars retrograde, she's like, it only happens every two years and Mars is a really high energy planet and it helps us like strike deals and finishes them.

17:52:02 But then it's going to go into cancer, which might mean that we take little trips.

17:52:07 I see. A bunch of little trips. Okay.

17:52:23 Okay.

17:52:28 Yeah. Hold your horses. Yeah. Yeah.

17:52:31 And you'll be on much sturdier ground for any home property or family stuff from April 17th to June 17th. So don't put yourself to decide.

17:52:41 Oh.

17:52:48 Or it's over in December, but it won't

17:52:56 So Merc Retro won't be really over until January 2nd and Mars retro won't be fully back again until April 30th.

17:53:04 So it's going to be many months of this. So she was like.

17:53:08 Again, hold your horses. But she did say as far as romance, there's going to be a slow period after the hustle and bustle of the holidays and

17:53:19 romance this month might take a backseat to other matters.

17:53:28 that's yeah.

17:53:29 But she did say that New Year's and romance was good for Tauruses. If you're planning to bring in the new year in on a foreign shore, that could be very romantic and memorable.

17:53:40 But she says it doesn't matter if you're traveling together or if your trip is long or short, what matters is that you spend time together under the stars.

17:53:50 Yeah, yeah. That was how she concluded concluded that. So yeah, a lot of money matters and home matters, but don't make big decisions on stuff and be realistic.

17:53:58 And then in the spring, you can make your moves.

17:54:01 Okay. I'm excited for you to import and export ideas.

17:54:05 Yeah, me too. I'm really excited about importing and exporting ideas. I was like, oh, I love that. Yeah.

17:54:10 Yeah, but maybe just like consider your options for importing and exporting and then actually do it in April.

17:54:17 That makes sense.

17:54:22 Exactly. Like make a chart.

17:54:24 Maybe.

17:54:26 So make some notes, yeah.

17:54:32 I think the scorps are pretty good.

17:54:45 Oh.

17:54:51 I would agree.

17:55:01 But it was very good.

17:55:09 Oh.

17:55:14 Okay.

17:55:24 has something happening in the House of Honors Awards and achievements

17:55:31 Yeah.

17:55:35 Great.

17:55:36 Mars, you know, we've been talking a lot about Mars. Mars is like doing a lot of things or not doing a lot of things as the case may be.

17:55:43 Though Mars is Scorpio's ancient ruler.

17:55:56 Oh, you got two.

17:56:01 Wow.

17:56:11 Wait, did she say Pluto was discovered in 1930?

17:56:15 that when we got like telescopes that were like big and that's

17:56:21 It was a great fact. I hope it's true because I'm going to tell people that.

17:56:24 Yeah. But so even though she explains this fun fact to us, she says that Mars is really the one who's doing all this stuff this month.

17:56:34 He rules your sixth house of workaday projects

17:56:42 Oh, wow. Okay.

17:56:47 So she says, you can still be productive, but you just might find that like, it's kind of a slog. She doesn't use that word.

17:56:59 Oh, wow. Okay.

17:57:04 And is like reading and is like

17:57:07 is imagining the reaction to reading her words. So I'm just going to read what she says.

17:57:14 Now you may be thinking, and here's where I become this fake reader.

17:57:19 Oh, this is terrible. I had to wait two years for Mars to return to Leo and journey to my 10th house of prestigious career success. But as luck would have it.

17:57:40 That's apparently

17:57:45 Wow. But…

17:57:48 I can't say that I was.

17:57:51 But if you're panicked.

17:57:54 Don't despair. She says, Scorpio, you will not have to wait two years because the universe is being kind to you.

17:58:06 Oh, okay, great.

17:58:13 Yeah. Yeah.

17:58:19 Mercury.

17:58:25 going to retrograde. She describes Mercury here as a tiny wreck-It Ralph.

17:58:32 Yeah, so…

17:58:48 Yeah.

17:58:50 Yeah, so that's going to be fun, I think.

17:58:57 Okay.

17:59:02 From December 20th, 2009 to March 10, 2010.

17:59:14 some kind of like career advancement, something happened to you

17:59:19 Because if you can remember that, that might give you some kind of clue about what's going to happen to you this year.

17:59:32 Okay.

17:59:34 Yeah.

17:59:34 everything was kind of the same. So maybe that means I won't have like career progress.

17:59:40 Yeah. Or it could be that you will because you didn't.

17:59:47 Right, right. So she just goes on and on. Mars is in your 10th house of professional success.

18:00:01 Mm-hmm.

18:00:03 it's not getting this from people's charts but also like this is a common time for salary increases.

18:00:13 Yeah. Okay.

18:00:12 Yeah, so I'm just saying, you know, that could be happening and it wouldn't be that shocking. And I don't know if we could really give Susan credit for it.

18:00:23 I will admit that Saturn in Pisces will be in hard angle to the new moon on December 1st, so you may feel pressure pressure from the home front because Saturn is touring your fifth house of love and children.

18:00:41 And like how they're doing.

18:00:44 And she says that you're going to be working hard, but you have to keep in mind that Sergeant Saturn

18:00:52 The planet that makes demands is also around and so

18:01:02 It may be that you're worried about your child. It may be about a romantic relationship. It's just probably going to be something like intense. It could be actually, this is not great that you're

18:01:20 Okay.

18:01:22 I know.

18:01:27 I know. I know. That should, you know, what be

18:01:31 Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

18:01:36 So everything's going to be better when this thing with cancer happens. That's January 6th. And so she says, that's temporary.

18:01:50 This could be related to the money that you're going to get.

18:01:55 So keep that in mind.

18:02:02 income from a new project or something like that?

18:02:11 And she thinks you're going to have a magical holiday and that you're going to be able

18:02:15 She says, you're going to be able to arrange everything precisely as you want, which like is really a thing to say to a Scorpio, I think.

18:02:25 Yeah, they want to like kind of be in control of it.

18:02:31 So basically like lots of good things, I think are coming at the end of the month and then even further out after that, like when the thing with cancer happens

18:02:51 a promotion.

18:03:01 Oh.

18:03:07 Oh, like short distances, yeah.

18:03:17 So not very far.

18:03:19 Yeah, but she says lots of good things are coming in 2025. So I hope that's true.

18:03:27 Yeah, we can have hope.

18:03:31 Okay, all right, so…

18:03:37 Everybody slow your roll because it's just going to be a while.

18:03:41 Yeah, don't try to like accomplish much. Try to…

18:03:48 Yeah.

18:03:50 I mean this in a

18:03:55 That's really a good point. You can't have any of that.

18:03:59 I only mean this with the utmost respect for the Taurus, but everyone maybe try to think about what would a tourist do?

18:04:10 You know?

18:04:12 they would just maybe get under a blanket.

18:04:17 Nothing's going to happen on time anyway. So, like…

18:04:21 Yeah, and these things that you're thinking about and the ideas that you may import or export, you can do it in April.

18:04:31 Yeah, don't ship anything until April.

18:04:35 Yeah. And also, if you haven't bought your holiday gifts yet and they're going to come late, that's okay.

18:04:42 like you can still

18:04:52 Yeah.

18:04:57 Yeah.

18:05:00 Yeah. Yeah.

18:05:04 Or just refuse to answer them and only do things in backward robot order because everything's in retrograde. So it'll be like.

18:05:18 That will also be very effective.

18:05:25 Yeah.

18:05:30 Yeah.

18:05:33 Yeah. Yeah. We were thinking, what would the astute reader need to know

18:05:43 Yeah.

18:05:47 Yeah. You're like, guys.

18:05:49 supply chain. The supply chain of planets is down.

18:05:55 Right. That will confuse them enough to get them to move on.

18:06:03 Exactly.

18:06:14 Yeah.

18:06:15 You know, so either way, this can't fail this plan.

18:06:28 Yeah.

18:06:32 Great.

18:06:35 Well, everybody, thanks for sticking with us and with Susan for 2024.

18:06:45 And we will be back at some point in January.

18:06:51 Exactly.

18:06:56 Yeah.

18:06:58 Definitely. Happy holidays and happy new year.

18:07:02 Yeah. Okay. Bye.