Alabama Bama's back, y’all, and this time we’re dishing out some wild tales about lightning strikes, hush puppy addictions, and the eternal battle of Alabama Fried Chicken vs. Kentucky Fried Chicken! So, guess what? Our beloved station got zapped by a bolt from the blue, and it’s been a bit of a bumpy ride, but we’re here, crackin’ jokes and makin’ memories! Bama shares her wild story about her cousin’s chicken house and how a fried chicken feud could be brewing. Plus, we dive into some hilarious confessions about buffet strategies that will leave you in stitches! So grab your snacks, settle in, and get ready to giggle with us—because this episode is packed with laughs and a side of Southern sass!
Lightning strikes and Hush Puppy highs, oh my! We kicked off with Haystack sharing the wild news that the radio station got zapped by a bolt of lightning. Yes, you heard that right! But no worries, folks, we’re back in action, and boy, do we have a treat for you today. It’s Alabama Bama time, and let me tell you, this chat was worth the wait! We dove into some seriously hilarious anecdotes about fried chicken and the shenanigans that come with it. Bama’s got some wild tales, including a cousin whose chicken coop met its electrifying fate. And you won’t wanna miss Bama’s confession about her notorious hush puppy addiction that got her banned from Golden Corral—yes, banned! Who knew those fluffy little nuggets could lead to such chaos? But hey, progress over perfection, right? We wrapped up with Bama’s fashion advice and her signature tube top style. So grab a snack, hit play, and let’s get this party rollin’!
Takeaways:
Haystack got hit by lightning recently, leaving the station in a bit of a pickle!
Alabama Bama shared a wild story about her cousin's lightning-struck chicken house – talk about fried fowl!
Bama's hush puppy addiction once got her banned from Golden Corral. Now that's what I call a buffet tragedy!
Bama's strategic eating skills included lining her purse with hush puppies – now that's next-level snacking!
Progress over perfection is the motto! Bama's on the path to recovery from her hush puppy woes.
The episode is filled with laughter and light-hearted banter, making for a perfect listen on the go!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker A:
It's Haystack, and if you didn't hear, we.
Speaker A:
We got struck by lightning on Monday morning.
Speaker A:
That's part of why you hadn't heard me.
Speaker A:
It's part of why you hadn't heard the station at all some days.
Speaker A:
And I want to say thank you to everybody who sent in text messages and direct messages and voicemails and all that stuff.
Speaker A:
We really appreciate y' all checking on us.
Speaker A:
It's been a rough several days.
Speaker A:
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker A:
But I'm looking forward.
Speaker A:
We're a day late, but Bama said she had time on a Thursday morning, and I've been looking forward to this all morning long.
Speaker B:
I love to chat with my long lost friend down in rural Alabama.
Speaker B:
Bama, again, I'm sorry we're doing it on a different day than normal.
Speaker B:
But like I told you, the station got struck by lightning.
Speaker B:
We're still trying to piece together everything to get back to normal.
Speaker C:
Oh, honey, I get it.
Speaker C:
My cousin's chicken house done got struck by lightning one time, and it fried half of the flock on the spot.
Speaker B:
Oh, no, I. I don't.
Speaker C:
We was sitting there grieving his loss when I thought, shoot, Alabama Fried Chicken might actually be better than Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Speaker C:
Well, speaking of fried, did you hear that Charlie Sheen is saying he did so much of that Colombian marching powder that the cartels actually cut him off?
Speaker B:
Yeah, now I did see that.
Speaker C:
Well, I can relate.
Speaker C:
When I was a struggling with my hush puppy addiction, Golden Corral not only cut me off, but they done banned me for life.
Speaker B:
Wait a minute.
Speaker A:
Wait a minute.
Speaker B:
You were banned for hush puppies?
Speaker C:
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:
I wasn't just cramming them in my face at the buffet.
Speaker C:
I was lining my fake Louis Vuitton purse with paper towels and stuffing it to the brim with hush puppies.
Speaker C:
That's called strategic eatin', Haystack.
Speaker B:
No, I'd call that strategic.
Speaker B:
Stealing is what I.
Speaker C:
Well, that's semantics.
Speaker C:
But I did get my act together.
Speaker C:
I got help through Hushpupanon, and now I'm completely clean.
Speaker C:
Well, if you don't count the menthols and the fireballs.
Speaker B:
Yeah.
Speaker A:
Progress over perfection, Bama.
Speaker C:
Exactly.
Speaker C:
Progress over perfection.
Speaker C:
Haystack.
Speaker C:
All right, y', all, I gotta go.
Speaker C:
Now that it's officially full, I gotta bust out my warm tube tops.
