We are BACK from a short hiatus, which means we have way more news to catch up on, but we’re going to do our best to touch it all with our, um, insightful commentary! We’ll do a speed round of the news in which we'll cover everything from the impending debt ceiling debacle to Ron DeSantis’ terrifying “of-COURSE-I’m-An-Actual-Human” attempt at a laugh. As you might have guessed, we have some not-so-approving thoughts to share on Chris Licht’s new-look CNN and the shitstorm that was the CNN Trump Town Hall. And finally, we’ll take the latest inventory of all the red rubber noses and tiny cars in the ridiculous clown show that is the Dunning-Kruger-McCarthy House.