So, guess what? Matty Healy from The 1975 just tied the knot, and his bride rocked some wedding dresses straight from a brand that sounds like it should be in a science lab—Matier Fao, which basically translates to “fecal matter.” Yeah, you heard that right! 🤣 Who knew saying “I do” could come with a side of bathroom humor? Now, don't get me wrong, the dresses were artsy and had a whole dark, gothic vibe, which totally fit the bride's aesthetic. But c'mon, if someone said their dress was designed by the “poop house,” I’d be like, “Uh, can we get a new dress, please?” Seriously, high fashion is wild, and this is just another reason why I stick to my comfy jeans and T-shirts. Tune in for the full scoop and a few giggles about the wild world of wedding attire!
Takeaways:
This episode dives into the wild world of high fashion with a wedding dress that literally translates to fecal matter. How chic, right?
We discuss Matty Healy's wedding to Gabriette and the goth vibes of her stunning yet strange wedding dress!
Who knew high fashion could take a turn for the gross? A dress made by a brand that sounds like poop—seriously!
Haystack shares a hilarious take on wedding fashion and how it’s not for the faint of heart, or stomach!
We ponder how fashionistas can wear something called 'fecal matter' and still look cute—what's the secret?
Tune in for some laughs about the absurdity of high fashion with a sprinkle of playful sarcasm and outrageous humor!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
It's haystack.
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And clearly I'm not into fashion.
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You take one look at me and know that if you couldn't tell by listening to me.
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But I stumbled across this headline about this.
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Matty Healy from the:
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The big fashion headline is that her wedding dresses were made by this high fashion brand called and I'm going to butcher this.
Speaker A:
I don't speak French, but it's a Matier Fao Matias Fecal translates to fecal matter.
Speaker A:
The dress was designed by the poop house.
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You know, this is why normal people get off of the fashion train.
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Now to be fair, if you look at the pictures, the dresses were very artsy, very pretty.
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One was a black pre wedding look inspired by Dracula.
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The main dress was white and very dramatic and very kind of gothic bride.
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Very.
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I now pronounce you emotionally unavailable and visually striking.
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And honestly, it fits her.
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I mean she's got that whole cool dark fashion girl thing going.
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She can wear something terrifying and everyone's like, no, it's still pretty cute.
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So I, you know, it, it fit.
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I get it.
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But this is again, this is why high fashion is so odd.
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Because if a regular human being told you my dress is bifecal matter, you would, you would say what you would call the wedding off.
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I don't.
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Or maybe you'd ask for a new.
Speaker B:
Perfume.
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From the makers of the fashion brand Matier Faquel comes the elegant scent of derriere.
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This eau der de poupous.
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It's the essence of music.
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Music festival port a potty mixed with the aroma of bus station bathroom.
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Spoil yourself with the fecal fragrance of diaper Bend truck stop, trucker pool, hotel Te poo poo.
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With a bouquet of butt biscuit and a hint of heiny, you can indulge yourself in the stench of sophistication.
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This oder te poo poo hotel only available at Pumingdales and Nieman Fortis.
