Quick update up top: Brownie and Belle are doing great, and A.J's planning to check out the new season of Poker Face. Skip to 10:00 if you’re just here for the main event.

Some movies are deadly serious—until someone says one line, and the whole theater cracks up.

This week on A.J. Chat, we’re breaking down 15 hilariously unexpected lines from movies that weren’t supposed to be funny. From The Matrix to The Batman, The Departed to Titanic, these one-liners cut through the drama with perfect timing—and became legends.

Whether it was improv, sarcasm, or just a deadpan meltdown mid-crisis, these moments stole the scene without even trying.