This week the our dilettantes are pairing player inspired cocktails with a plate of crow. They solve the mystery of the missing right handers, try to explain the unexplainable rule 5 draft and 40 man roster, and celebrate the arrival of a new hero. Matthew at marvels at the IL gymnastics. Ben accuses Gabe Kapler of firing too many bullets while playing video games. Or something.

# The Cocktails

"Wood-y Ablation" by Matthew

1.5 oz bourbon

.5 oz Cointreau

.75 oz Orange juice

.25 oz Lime juice

1 tsp simple syrup

Add all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Meanwhile, smoke a chilled coupe glass and strain cocktail into the glass. Garnish with charred orange peel and serve immediately.

"Camilo Rising" by Ben

2 oz Zubrowka Bison Grass Flavored Vodka

.75 oz Lime juice

.75 oz Ginger simple syrup

2 dashes Cherry bitters

Combine ingredients in shaker with ice and shake until chilled. Double strain into chilled coupe.