When a bad headline blames Tylenol for autism, L2’s had enough.

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I asked this question of my adoring fans,

and by that I mean the people who follow me on LinkedIn. Only

a large portion of hate follow me, but it was a. It's

a real question that I have that I would like to just

gather together and answer for among

the brilliant people who surround me and are out there in

the universe. And it's a real question, so. So

if you have the answer, hit me with it. Do you think

my kids are neurodivergent

because I took Tylenol

when I was pregnant? Or is it

possibly because I can't wear

socks that feel too towely inside? And

the idea of Jello as like

a thing that exists makes me violently

gag. And I am trying to not do that right now.

And I can't eat beans because they

taste like a cat's tongue feels. And I have

all of the maps memorized from the original Ms. Pac

man game and I can play them in my head and I

do. And when I was like 9

or 10, my favorite thing to do was

impressions of Bob Dole, and I ran around

and did them frequently, which my dad thought

was hilarious, but the rest of the world did not understand.

And I have a sandwich that I've

been eating my whole life that does not change and

it cannot change. And if you change it, I will not

eat it. And I have a pretty encyclopedic

knowledge of computer keyboards. Like, I wish that was a

joke, but there is nothing that I love

more than computer keyboards. I can tell you what kind of

keyboard you're using, by the way it sounds. And if I walk

past keyboards in a store, I have to type on them to see if they're

satisfactory. I have multiple. I literally have a drawer full

of keyboards because sometimes I pick my keyboards based on how I feel

that day. And again, not a joke. Not a joke.

So do you think it's. Do you think it's the Tylenol, or do you think

it's all of that other stuff? Or. Okay, let me give you another example. Is

it possibly the Tylenol? Or is it the fact that my husband,

who is my children's father, has an encyclopedic

knowledge of audio and stereo equipment and

can educate you on any piece of equipment

from any point in time in history up to and including,

like, what it costs and whether it's worth it and he can

like, fix mechanical things? Or it could it possibly be that he has

an innate talent for never reading the room

before telling an awkward dad joke that lands

horribly? Is it do you think it's possibly

those things? Or is it that maybe one

time across two pregnancies

I might have taken Tylenol because according to our

federal government and the jackasses they're

in, it's the Tylenol and

also the vaccines that have been proven to have

no effect on autism rates whatsoever.

So now we're blaming Tylenol and

vaccines, both of which have been disproven.

And there are a lot of keyboard warriors out there who

would like you to believe that this is a Harvard study that says

that Tylenol is the cause of autism, which is not true.

And if that's the misinformation you're gonna show up with, get

the fuck outta here. Please go somewhere else.

Hopefully somebody with. Somewhere with a whole bunch of other. I

was going to call them Tylenol deniers, but I don't think that's the right word.

Tylenol scapegoats. I don't know, something like that. Go

over there because you guys are all going to get the communicable diseases and share

them amongst yourself and the gene pool will take care of that problem itself. Like

you just please do us that favor. Go over there.

But the rest of us who know that this is batshit crazy

and absolutely bonkers would like you to

not bring this nonsense into our existence. Like, let's be

clear, rfk, who is beyond all behind all of this nonsense,

said, what was it six months ago, that he was going to

know what the cause of autism is by September.

He put a firm date on something that

require, that would require extensive

scientific and medical research,

both of which probably would have to be

global work done in many, many different

environments that would take far longer than six months.

He wasn't doing scientific research, he was doing

market research. But he said that he was going to get this answer

within this very, very complex scientific and medical

answer within six months by doing no science and no medicine.

So when it all came down to it, he pulled something out of thin air.

Something that magically, magically just

by, by the strike of who knows what.

I can't even imagine why he would pick a pharmaceutical. Oh wait,

maybe it's because he makes all of his money by referring

people for lawsuits against pharmaceutical companies.

So if he can provide some, or if he can prove some sort of large

scale long term injury, quote unquote, prove, really all

he's doing is suggesting it and letting other people do the work. And by the

work, I mean the frivolous stupid shit that nobody should

have time for, but if he can make the recommendation,

he can also refer people to his

unscrupulous buddies who will file lawsuits on these things

and make him just a shit ton of money. And are you supposed to do

stuff like that when you're running a government agency? Doesn't. Isn't that

one of those, like, conflict of interest things? Of course it fucking

is. You are not supposed to be lining your own pockets

with your government job. That is not the way that anything is

supposed to work. However, nobody in this administration gives a

fuck, and clearly nobody in the organizations that

are supposed to be checking and balancing them gives enough

of a fuck to do anything. So he's lining his

pockets through various and sundry

and many, many unscrupulous things. This was never about Tylenol.

It was never about vaccines. It was about creating a false

narrative so that the wellness influencer parading as our HHS

secretary can find a way to sell

more snake oil. Because that's all he knows how to do,

is sell snake oil. And he is further

supported by the ultimate seller of the

snake oil. And here's what's adorable. I'm not regulated by the

fcc. Donald Trump can't pressure anybody to take me off the air.

Not that I have the reach that, say, a late night host has,

because obviously I do not. But I'm just saying

my podcast is not regulated by anybody.

And so you're stuck with me. I can say all

the quiet parts out loud because there is no government agency that's going

to show up at my door and threaten to take my licensing because I don't,

I don't have a license for, like, anything. Like, I have,

I've only had a couple of them. I have a mortgage license. Does that count?

I don't think so. I think it's. I think my mortgage license is still active.

I'm pretty sure I pay for it every year. I don't know, I was licensed

in like a bunch of states too. But anyway, that's just a little call out

to Jimmy Kimmel, who I don't like love or anything, but he

should not have been shut off the air for

anything that he said. But anyway. And Donald Trump should not be

able to pressure news stations into feeling like they're going to lose their license if

they don't stop broadcasting the things that are put on their schedule

by a national organization, a private organization that doesn't have to answer to

fricking Donald Trump. Anyway, so back to

my original question. Do you think it's possible that it's the

Tylenol or it's the other wildly

neurodivergent things that happened well before my children are born

that we know to have a genetic component

that I was generous enough to pass down to them and my

husband was generous enough to pass down to them. They also got the

smirk that he gets when he's about to do something shitty.

And I don't mean like shitty like mean. I mean like shitty like a prank

or like misdirection, which is like something he loves to do.

And so I didn't realize that it was possible to have three

people in your house create blind rage within you

without saying a word. But they all do the same

smirk. And it is like. It's like a button. Like

it's just like a button they pushed. And I have to walk away because

I'll yell at my husband, but I'm not going to yell at my kids. And

they'll look at me and they'll go, did we do the dad face? You're like,

yes, don't do it.

I lived with that for many years before you were born. And I did not

expect it to multiply. Hate it. Don't make

that face. Anyway, so I have a suspicion that

it in fact was not the Tylenol that I probably took.

I don't actually remember taking it at all during my pregnancy. I was

both pregnancies. I was pretty good about not taking medication. I think I took.

I probably took a very small amount of anxiety medication during my first

pregnancy because my dad was diagnosed with cancer and that did like a

whole thing. And so they

gave me anxiety medication for a couple of days just to like calm things down.

And so I probably. I think I took like one or two of those, but

I don't remember taking any, any other medication while I was pregnant,

except like, yeah, I don't remember now. It's very possible

that I had a headache or something and I took a Tylenol.

That is the thing that would happen. But I have zero recollection of it. And

it's entirely possible that I took exactly zero of it. And

the likelihood of. Of it being Tylenol related based

on my taking exactly zero of it. Also, I like that they called

out the brand name. I think he tried. I think they were saying the brand

name because he can't say acetaminophen like he tried and he

failed miserably. I think it's possible that they don't

know that it's called paracetamol in the rest of the world

because he certainly can't say that. So it makes me wonder, like, is it

just American Tylenol? Like, is it. If you're in another

country and it's technically called paracetamol, are you

safe? Are those kids out of the woods? Because they, they

didn't address that. And that seems like a differentiator, because I don't

know if they know this, but autism isn't only in the US There are other

autistic people in this world, and that's wild. It's not

wild. It's obvious. But to them, who knows?

There's another aspect to this, though, that probably needs a little bit more

airtime than we're getting. Like, it's fun to make fun of it, because if we

don't laugh, we're going to cry. And trust me, I do plenty of that too.

But, like, the whole goal here is one, to

drive revenue or drive money into RFK's pockets, because that's all he cares about and

that is the only thing that's important to him. And he will sacrifice the public

health of the people whose public health he is responsible for

in a minute to make $5. No question about that. Very clear, very

obvious, no question. So there's that. But then also,

let's break apart this narrative. They are saying

that autism is caused by consumption of

Tylenol for minor aches and pains while

pregnant. Do people who are assigned male

at birth get pregnant? No. At

least not usually. So that leaves

only one portion of the population who they could

blame a public health crisis on. And I'm not calling it a public health crisis.

That's what, that's how they're treating it. That leaves only one portion of the population,

and that is people who have carried children who tend by

and large to be assigned female at birth, most of whom, not all of

whom, most of whom identify as

women, some of whom identify as non binary, but most of whom identify as women.

So we have an administration that has worked

for the entirety of its existence and prior

to lay the groundwork to strip bodily

autonomy from every woman in the US So that they can

decide what women can and cannot do with their bodies and what,

what rights and freedoms should be permitted to women based on

what they think is appropriate. And they've taken away

Roe, and states that follow their lead are

putting in harsh restrictions on abortion care

and your ability to access certain services and your ability to access

birth control has been affected in those places and in many other places.

And this idea of, you know,

they, they parrot this idea of the quote

unquote traditional American family with the, with good

subservient woman at home and the nuclear

or the head of the family male who is

responsible for all of the hard thinking things. And that's what they want you to

believe. So they've done so

much to reinforce these incredibly

disgusting, antiquated ideas that further

relegate women and reduce their access to

independence and healthcare and freedom and all

of those fun things. So now on top of that, let's create

a narrative that if your kid's autistic, it's your fault. If

your kid's autistic, it's because you had a headache and couldn't just

muscle through it. If your kid's autistic, it's because you

thought that your pain meant anything

and you couldn't just, you couldn't just suffer through it in

the name of taking care of your children. Why aren't you a better mom? Why

don't you care about your kids? Why would you make such

disastrous decisions for your children? That's the narrative, that's what

they're trying to spell out. Not that we have

identified the cause of what we perceive

to be an escalating issue in our country. But again,

women, this is your fault you did this. You should feel

more guilty for the fact that your kid was diagnosed with

autism. You should feel responsible for it.

It's your fault you did this. As if just existing

as a mother or a parent isn't

enough cause for guilt. Because let's be honest, if

you are, if you have children, and I'm

speaking specifically to my own feminine

experience with having children, I'm not saying that this doesn't happen

to men, but I think it very specifically happens to women and

parents who identify as non binary who are perceived to be the people

who should be the primary caretakers. Your husband is too busy

doing the jobs and making the monies and being a productive member of

society. And you should be home, quiet, barefoot and taking

care of your children, right? So they, you're put in a

situation from day one where if you try to exist in this world that

doesn't really allow for that to begin with, even that if that's what you want,

you're already at a disadvantage for how people perceive you. And

whether it matters to you how people perceive you or not, we

internalize that from day one. There is, I can't think of a single

person who has been able to fully deprogram from

the idea of traditional motherhood. Now that doesn't mean that we

Don't. That doesn't mean that we subscribe to it. It doesn't

mean that we follow along with

that because we think we're supposed to. But the ideas are ingrained.

They're in there. And choosing the opposite is often a

very conscious thing that we do. Or even if it's, even if it's

a natural thing, like we all have internalized misogyny. We

all have these internalized processes that tell us what we

are supposed to do, that we have to make a conscious decision or sometimes

just process through the fact that's not actually how we operate. That is

what the internal, internalized misogyny tells me. The reason I say

that is those things follow

people who identify as mothers around everywhere we go. So if you have

a job, you are, you, you should be ashamed

that you're not spending enough time with your kids and that your kids aren't your

primary focus. But if you decide to stay home,

you're not contributing enough, you're not doing enough for the household.

And if you leave work early or not, if you

leave work on time, it's not even usually early. If you leave work on time

to get to where your children need to be and you don't

stay late, you're not dedicated to your job, but if you don't

go to the baseball practice, you don't care about your kids. And

if you stay home sick with your kid, you,

because your kid is sick and needs you, you're not dedicated to your job.

But if you send them to school sick because you have no

other option because you literally can't miss another day at work,

you're a bad parent. You're a bad parent. You don't care about anybody else.

Everything is your fault. You got everybody sick. You did this there. You

cannot win. They've already created an environment where you cannot

win. And whether you subscribe to those ideas or not, we all

internalize that as guilt. I am literally home with my children

every day. They do homeschool. I work from home. I see them 57 times a

day. That is not a complaint. I love the fact that I get more time

with my kids than most people, especially while working as many full time jobs as

I do. And I still worry all the time that they don't get,

get enough of my attention. I worry all the time that we

made the wrong decision to homeschool them. I worry constantly. My

kids are brilliant and they love other kids and they're social and they

spend plenty of time with people who aren't us. And we have made a very

concerted effort to make sure that that happens. And we try to give them normalcy,

and we try to give them, you know, time to do normal kid things. And

we try to, you know, we work really, really hard to give

them as normal a life and normal as

relative, to participate in the things that we believe that kids should

participate in. We work really, really hard on that. And I still

sit up at night and go, I don't think we're doing enough. I don't think

we're doing enough. But we're put in an impossible situation where I have to decide

to send my kid down the street to a school that's not allowed

to call her by her nickname. Because we use a shortened name for

my oldest, they're not allowed to call her by her nickname unless we fill out

a form saying that she can use the nickname for

fear that a child might

identify as something at school that their

parents don't know about, thus forcing parents

to out possibly trans children to their unsafe parents.

Kids are not identifying differently at school and not at home

with parents who are safe. But we created an entire

process now there we literally, there, you literally have to fill out a

form and take it home to your parents and say, my

name's John, but I want to be called Johnny. And is that okay?

So that the kids whose name is. The kid who's,

whose given name is John, who chooses to go by Jennifer,

can't do that without outing them to their unsafe parents.

That's the whole reason for the form. It has nothing to do with anybody's name.

It has everything to do with making sure that teachers aren't creating safe

environments for kids who could potentially be transitioning

or considering transitioning or testing their gender

identity or learning, which, God forbid we do that in

schools. And that's not the reason that we don't send our kids to schools. The

reason that we don't send our kids to school and there's literally one walking distance

away from us. The reason is because people keep bringing guns to school and no

one seems to give a shit. Every single time we get closer to that,

to closer to the point where we're like, it's just, they need to be in

school. It's the right thing to do for them. Another

bonkers person shows up with a gun in hand to a school and someone

else dies, some other child dies,

and we just go on like it's normal. The anxiety that I would

feel sending them out into that possible environment every day

is untenable for me. And I get that people do it and

I understand that people have found ways to make themselves comfortable with it. And that

is not a judgment of them by any means. But we made that decision

because it's the only way that we feel comfortable making sure

that our kids come home alive every day or giving them the best

chance. And I still feel guilty about it every day.

It's literally something we perceive to be a life saving

measure. And I feel guilty about it every day. I feel

guilty that they don't get the typical experience with class

parties and best friends and fights with other kids,

not physical ones. The kind of squabbles that kids should have, like

they get to fight with each other basically. And sometimes that does get

physical. My little one, my little one's a scrapper. I can't help it.

We try, we intervene, but she's a scrapper. My

oldest one is peaceful, she only has peace in her heart. But my youngest,

she is all violence, all day, every day. And so that's a decision that

we made for the safety and security of our children. And I still

go to bed every night feeling guilty about it.

They just removed all vaccine mandates from schools in the

state, so kids no longer have to be vaccinated to go to school. So

there's no requirement for a kid to go to school and not spread

communicable disease. That's a really good reason not to send your kid

there. Like that's a safety issue, that's a health issue. All of those

are great reasons not to send your kid there. And I still

feel guilty about it all the time. I feel guilty about the amount I work.

Even though it has afforded my children a great life, they do have a

parent who's home with them all the time. Still feel guilty about how much I

work. I feel guilty about the fact that

I'm not a super social person and I have no desire to, to meet

other parents who have children. All of that is like

completely normal stuff. The baseline for

guilt for parents is like

certainly taller than I am, I'm not very tall, but like that's still

five plus feet in the air. And it exists for

everybody. We all feel guilty all the time. And if you don't, I'm not saying

you should feel guilty. I don't want you to feel guilty. Guilt is a wasted

emotion usually, but it's natural when you're a

parent. And if you've never experienced parental guilt, that's concern.

Not because I want you to feel guilty, but because it is like

Part of this sensation of your heart breaking open for this

small human who is now who you are now responsible for.

That's a very mixed message. I don't want you to feel guilty,

but the guilt also proves your humanity. I get that it's a mixed message,

but you know what I mean. Anyway, that's what it's like to walk

around with your soul connected to these tiny

humans who you are responsible for. That's what it's like at baseline to

have messaging reinforced from the federal government

that, oh, by the way, here's some more shit that you should feel guilty

for. That's really like, aside from lining RFK's

pockets, that's the goal. That's what they're

after. Further subjugation of people who do not

identify as male. Further subjugation of people who are not

superior white men. If there was any

inkling that their perception of what

causes autism came from men

or people they perceive to be men, they would have picked something else,

because that's not the target. You can't create the narrative

that women are secondary by assigning blame or fault to

anyone who is not them, who is not women. All of that

to say, if you took Tylenol while you're pregnant, good for you for taking care

of yourself. And also, if you have an autistic

kid, good for you for having an awesome kid. Congrats.

And if you're trying to figure out how to exist through this

toxic hellscape where everybody keeps throwing

shit at the wall just to see what hate can stick, I get it.

And I see you. And I'm sorry that this is the world that we're existing

through, but it has nothing to do with Tylenol, and it

has everything to do with jackasses being

jackasses. You did not make your kids autistic.

Like, maybe genetically, but that was

out of your control. But certainly not because of something like you. You

can't get autism over the counter.