Idris Elba jumped off my nightstand at three o'clock in the morning.

Ten minutes before my alarm. Which was also set for three o'clock in the morning, because I had that much work to get to. There is nothing in that room that can fall, and I lay there in the dark going "what?"

So Kyle and I went looking for the piece, under nightstands that have about an eight-inch gap at the bottom.

⏱️ Chapters

00:00:00 I named my CPAP Idris Elba

00:00:11 3am: the thunk

00:00:45 The clip is broken

00:01:28 One plastic clip is my entire edge

00:01:58 Under the nightstand

00:02:27 I am leaving the dust bunnies

00:02:46 Kyle was not leaving the dust bunnies

00:03:15 Vacuuming at 11pm