It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer jump back to the planet we've already been to a few times. Victor changes the channel to Sons of Anarchy, Ben quotes John Sheridan, and Xhafer does a Ben.

That will probably make more sense with context, but maybe not.

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for someone who wants

to watch all that prestige television.

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But who's got time for all that?

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

know I don't.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You know I don't either.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I'm Jafar

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I am Ben.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And I'm Victor.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and we are currently

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watching Stargate SG 1.

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Watching, in quotation marks, uh,

we are watching, uh, our third

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episode of the show, and we are

season two, episode nine, Secrets.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Secrets.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Secret.

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It's not a secret if you don't whisper it.

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That's a hundred percent

the rule about secrets.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And I am glad to be back

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here recording with you guys.

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Been looking forward to this one.

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Cause this one was quite

a bombshell, I gotta say.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yes.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, some stuff happens.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, a bunch of stuff happens

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I needed a freaking second

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Zoloft after this episode.

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It just felt like it was like two or

three episodes in one crammed together.

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Like, if I didn't know better, this

would be like a mid season finale.

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But this was, this was back before

mid season finales were a thing.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, I can tell they pulled out all

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the stops, cause we got ERIKAVARI!

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I was so excited.

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We opened in media Eric Avari.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, that guy!

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Yeah.

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Ha ha

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

of my favorite that guy actors.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yes, he has been in

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, he's famous, most famous,

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of course, from, uh, Mr.

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Deeds, but he's been in a

bunch of other stuff, too.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You'd say Mr.

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Deeds over, like, The Mummy?

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Ben, I'm doing a YouBit.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I I I like him in Mr.

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Deeds, where he's, like, a rich guy who's

just like, I actually really like Wendy's.

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You can get a f You can dip

your fries in the Frosty?

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What?

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Heh heh heh heh heh.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

guy is great.

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He's actually reprising his role

from, uh, the Stargate movie.

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Which I'm really surprised to see.

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Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

It's just him and the kid.

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Everyone else recast.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

which yeah, by the way, I mean we'll get

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there eventually pretty sure kid's dead

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but

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That's yeah, yeah, he's gone

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he went the way of Kowalski

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Aw,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Kowalski.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

got Kowalski'd

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

This episode is so packed with shit that

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it makes me wonder if this is the kind

of show where every episode is packed

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with stuff, or if we have just hit the

lottery of plot by rolling this episode.

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That's, that's,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

My good friend Angela the gatekeeper

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has been telling me that there

are some episodes that we have to

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watch She goes, Oh, no, no, no, no.

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She's said this so many times and

I'm just like, no, no, no, no, no.

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You're missing the point of the show.

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We, we can't, she's like, Oh, if you're

going to watch this episode, you have

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to let me know because you need to see

this one beforehand to get the context.

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I'm like, Nope, we are not doing that.

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We'll do that after the podcast has ended.

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Maybe.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

There, there are a whole, there

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are a whole bunch of references

in this episode to what I'm

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guessing was the season one finale.

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Uh, and I'm just like, no idea

what happened, but sounds cool.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Sounds like some shit went down.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

sounds like a banger, uh,

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literally, uh, but we missed it,

and that's how this podcast works.

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If you're just tuning in for the first

time, we roll a bunch of dice and skip

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around, and we have no context for

what happened in the previous episodes.

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We're not allowed to do any research,

we're not allowed to look anything up,

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uh, we're not allowed to watch any.

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Season recaps or anything along

those lines, we just got a raw dog.

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It through this show in whatever

order is deemed fit by the

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universe and call it good.

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what we do here on last time

on that's our patented formula

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

clinically proven method.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

patent paperwork pending.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I did appreciate the

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start of this episode.

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They're getting around the, So

why wasn't going back to Abydos,

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the uh, the season one finale?

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Oh, because it's been an Abydosian year.

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It's not a human year like you

would have with your TV seasons.

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They have a longer year, mwhooooo.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

which they would

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

drop

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

so many science fiction...

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It's such a trope in science fiction that

a year just happens to be the same on

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every fucking planet in the universe.

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See the great Centauri

Republic open nine to five.

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Earth time.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Said the, they said almost the

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exact same thing in The Expanse at

one point, so that's pretty good.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

We get our episodes set up here.

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Uh, Daniel and Teal'c are going

back to Abydos while Jack and Sam.

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Are off to meet the president, because

last time on in the episode one

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finale, they saved the fucking world.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Uh, It seems like they, uh,

They blew up some spaceships.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

hmm.

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.

Yes, Ben.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, wait.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

you to get weird with it.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah!

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Ha

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

oh, how they blew up these spaceships?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

did they blow up the spaceship, Ja'far?

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, so, in a bit of meta, uh, we're

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recording this relatively soon after

I had watched Babylon 5 Third Space.

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Uh, I hate that movie.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Ha ha ha

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I think that that episode has

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aired already, so you might've

actually listened to it.

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Uh, but in compressed podcasting

time, things are a bit different.

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Uh, so

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Podcast

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

in, in that movie, uh, captain

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John Sheridan, ev suits a nuke

into the ship to blow it up.

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And I'm guessing it's the same shit.

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I'm guessing they've got a stargate

on one of these ships or something,

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uh, and they stargated in, or had

some other means of arriving on the

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ship, just dropped a nuke inside of

it, much like they did in the movie.

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That's how they, right?

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I haven't seen the movie,

but they reference it.

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Yeah.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

they basically beamed a nuke up

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onto the ship, using a dollar

store Star Trek transporter.

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Hmm.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

they beamed a nuke.

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Onto the ship, and that's

how they got them blown up.

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Uh, I'm curious to see how

far away from Earth it was.

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Because you have to be close enough

for drama, but far enough away where

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not everyone knows there's aliens now.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And there's no radiation,

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uh, poison killing anyone on

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, there's a lot of, a lot of questions

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I have there that will never be answered.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

So you think they just reused the same

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method for blowing up these, uh...

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This, yeah, okay, they just have

the, just the one method for, for

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

When all you have is a nuke, Every,

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uh, problem looks like A pyramid

ship you blew up with a nuke.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That is, yep, that's the,

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how that saying goes.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, how about you Vic?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

They said that there's two of these ships.

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Now, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna

get a little weird with it and say

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that this, we're all just assuming

this happened in the season finale.

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I'm gonna say this happened one or

two episodes before the season finale.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, is that kind of getting weird?

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Okay, so, uh, so they got these these

pyramids headed towards Earth, right?

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And I'm gonna say what they did was

they went out they they called up

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Bruce Willis and he guest starred on

the episode and With his his team of

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oil, you know oil men who get out on

a spaceship and they find an asteroid

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

wHile Aerosmith is playing.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Wait, wait, that's what that is a

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tie in where they showed the deleted

scene from Armageddon where they go

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to a nearby comet that just happens to

be passing through, uh, duct tape the

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space shuttle to it, and fly it into

the Apophis Pyramid and blow it up.

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They ram it.

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They ram that motherfucker.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

My theory is they break up into two teams.

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Two of them are on one ship,

two of them are on the other.

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And their original plan

is, , we're going to, use nukes.

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Well, they get there with the nuke

and find out it's been deactivated.

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We can't rearm it.

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They've, they've learned from the movie.

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And what they do is, in their

Season 1 adventures, they've found

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a water planet, and they just open

the Stargate to the water planet,

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flood the ships from the inside,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Hell yeah!

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

is, and while everything is filling

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up with water, they have to escape,

and, uh, yeah, so they, uh, they

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surprise, haha, uh, you, well, it's

just everybody in there, like, the water

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gets into the reactors and they explode.

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Uh,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

water.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

like you're the, uh, Daniel Jackson,

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You're the only guy small enough to

fit down and get your arm into that

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place that we need you to reach.

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And it's like, but he'll drown!

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It's like, well, he's the

only one who can do it.

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Uh, but he manages to

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

the only child on the ship

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who's got small enough arms.

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Ugh.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

What if that's, what if that's

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how, um, what's his name?

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Scurry, Scurr, Scurr, what?

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The, the damn, the kid.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Scarra.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, I Skara!

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, what if that's how he died?

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He, he had to stay behind and

make the ultimate sacrifice to

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hold the button down on the nuke

or whatever to make it blow up.

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But, I'll

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That would make sense.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Getting from there

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha That song.

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That's.

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That is the best song in the world.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

One thing I did appreciate was they

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actually used, uh, a shot of them walking

through, and like, we got to see the

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Stargate in action, because our last

episode, uh, there was just a sound

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effect, and then it cuts to our characters

now outside the Stargate, and it's like,

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okay, clearly we are not paying for any

special effects on this episode, uh, so

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I was happy, like, I was worried that it

was just the pilot, but, Had them walking

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through the Stargate and everything

post that would just be sound effect.

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Daniel Jackson was, or, uh,

saying, Hey, like, I'm sorry,

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I haven't found your daughter.

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And he's like, what are you talking about?

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She's here.

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Uh,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

We're waiting for you!

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yep, and we get Shari,

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and she's pregnant to

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, the first fucking bombshell of

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the, well I guess, I guess the first

bombshell of the episode is, oh,

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oh, your wife, you can't find her?

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She's right here.

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You know, duh duh duh, and then

she's pregnant, duh duh duh,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

after theme, we find out pregnancy is

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a effective manner of subduing a gold.

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Go ahead.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Before we go on to that real quick.

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I just wanted to something I noticed,

uh, did, I don't think they changed

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the opening credits at all, like, cause

we're, we're, we're in season two now.

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And I'm pretty sure that, uh, the

opening credits are exactly the

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same as they were in season one.

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And then I kind of realized

like, I think that was.

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That's just more of a recent thing.

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Like I'm pretty sure back in the nineties,

like all the Star Trek's back then,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

One theme for the whole show.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, they never, they didn't do that.

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Like, the changing up the opening

sequence for each season is a

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pretty recent trend in TV, I think.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Unless a character changes,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

mean,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

well then all they do is just,

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oh, Babylon 5 did do that!

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Babylon 5 uh, started it.

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Oh, gosh, I feel so, yeah, that's, yeah,

I was thinking it was a Game of Thrones

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thing that sparked that, but no, no,

yeah, Babylon 5 did have a new, a new

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theme song, a new sequence, everything.

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Yeah.

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Sorry, Star Trek fans.

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I know you're listening, but

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I love Star Trek and Babylon 5.

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I have enough love in my heart

for both of these franchises.

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So after theme, we find out that pregnancy

is a actual way you can subdue a Gould.

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And this is going to be either

very important in like four or

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five seasons or maybe another

show or never ever come up again.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

mm hmm.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

middle ground, there's no

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minor plot point with this.

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It's either gonna be super

important or never matter.

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Uh, this kid is destined to

become the next host of Apotheos.

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Uh...

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Apophis, yeah.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

There we go.

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Uh, Daniel, there's a point in

this scene that I have to call very

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specific attention to because when he

gets told this, Daniel turns to his

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side and asks if this is true, who

the fuck is he possibly speaking to?

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Like if based off of the direction, he's

looking, it's at, uh, Gusev, his father

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in law, but he just found out about the

whole good gold thing in the first place.

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There's no way he could know.

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Right?

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Like, is he going to Teal'c?

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Why would Teal'c know that's

the plan Teal'c abandoned

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before any of this happened?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah It's he'll cuz just find it

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about the finding out about all this.

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Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

who could he possibly be asking?

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This doesn't make Any sense.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, and Sheree is the

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one who answers him.

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And yeah, I thought that was a little

odd, too It's like is this true?

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It's like Sheree's the one who just told

him and I guess he's asking her Is this

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true and it's like what does he expect is

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

away from her.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it's like, maybe he thinks

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this is an episode of Punk'd,

and like, Aston Kutcher is about

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to pop out and be like, HA!

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GOTCHA!

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You know, like, fuck it.

311

Yeah, it's like, your mortal enemy knocked

up your wife, just kidding, PUNK'D!

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So, like, what the fuck,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Gotcha.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

One thing that's weird about this

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though is, uh, they reveal that, uh,

Shuri has been there for, uh, a season?

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Which I'm guessing is

longer than an Earth season.

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Uh, but, uh, that means

the Stargate was sealed.

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So they had to fly all the way there,

dump her off, and then continue on

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with whatever stuff was going on.

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Uh, and it's just like, why?

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Why?

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Why'd you put, why'd you put her here?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

YeAh, why did he put her there?

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They, I think they briefly said that

Sheree is there because Apophis wanted

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to hide her away from his enemies.

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So he totally pulled a

fucking Obi Wan Kenobi here.

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Like, let's, let's hide Luke Skywalker

in his, you know, place of birth

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on his fucking birth certificate.

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So he takes Sheree back to her.

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Like, that, that makes no damn sense.

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Like, why would he bring her back?

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If you wanted to keep her safe and keep

her hidden from his enemies, It would

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dump, dump her in the most obvious

place in the universe to find her.

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Heh.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Also, if they, the Stargate

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was buried, so why do they use

the Stargate to go pick her up?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh yeah!

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So many plot holes here!

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Okay, yeah.

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I'm dropping a Gator Hater point

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for that one.

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That's, cause that, that makes no sense.

343

It's like, oh hey.

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Yeah.

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I don't know, does it

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I guess the plan could have been

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to dig it out, but how would

they have known that it happened?

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I guess you could test.

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You

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well, they would have known that,

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I assume they would have known that

Stargate had been buried when they

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dropped her off there in the first place.

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Unless they just did like a drive

by and like, kicked her out.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I mean, maybe they unburied

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it when they dropped her off.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

why would you make it easier to get there

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for your enemies, knowing that you're

hiding her away in the first place?

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Thing that really gets me about this

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whole scene, though, is they, they

say, uh, Like, the, the, the reveal

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that Apophis is having a baby so that

he can take a new host, uh, and it'll

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be, you know, Ready for him when his

current host body is ready to, to die.

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And they're like, Oh my

goodness, like, what?

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And it's like, you know, these are, like,

these guys change bodies all the time.

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Like,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

do.

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Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I figured this would be standard

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operating procedure, but apparently not.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Teal'c should know this.

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And by the

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

it seems like, it seems Apophis is the

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first person who's just like, I'm going to

have a baby, and that will be the new me.

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And everybody's like, that's

weird and kind of gauche.

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We're the ghouls.

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Uh.

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Heh

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, you know, and I love how during

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all this Teal'c is just kind of standing

there like he's because he's never, he

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had never been to this planet before this.

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Uh, I don't think, yeah, no, he, he,

he had never been to this planet and.

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Uh, he'd never met the family and

he's just kind of stuck in between

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all this drama between Daniel Jackson

and his father in law and his wife.

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He's like the new guy at work who's like

caught in the middle of some workplace

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drama like mmm, I'll just wait outside the

tent, guys, like, this doesn't concern me.

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Oh,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Carmen Arganzo.

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How are you doing?

390

I know you.

391

You've been in a ton of stuff.

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The actor?

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No, just me.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

hmm.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I thought he looked

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familiar, yeah, sorry, uh,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I couldn't place him in anything,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Urza Jado in Babylon 5.

399

He's

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

who's that Which one That,

401

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Lando's old sparring buddy

402

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

oh, the one that he had to kill?

403

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

family, yeah.

404

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Alright.

405

Okay.

406

Huh?

407

I, yeah.

408

I didn't recognize him

without the massive mohawk.

409

The sideways Mohawk.

410

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and I always think he's in

411

Starship Troopers is one of the

teachers, but that's not him.

412

That's another

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

No, that's Michael Ironside.

414

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

who they look.

415

He's definitely discount Michael Ironside.

416

Sheree, uh, accesses some of the memories

of her Gawuld's host and Teal'c wants to

417

press this advantage, they can learn a

bunch uh, and they at least might be able

418

to like, hold her captive and not condemn

her to a life, uh, where she's just

419

basically a finger puppet for a Gawuld.

420

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, but and can I just say I

422

really hate what they did to Sheree's

character here So this is my second

423

gator hater point for this episode

424

in the movie Sheree Her she was

not like I feel like here in SG 1.

425

They turned her into just a from what

we've seen of her anyway She's just

426

like a typical damsel in distress

In the original movie, she was,

427

she was a really strong character.

428

Like she was the one who organized

the uprising with all the villagers.

429

She convinced all of them to

stand up to the Ra and his goons.

430

She gave him a really rousing speech

about, we don't have to live as slaves.

431

So she was kind of a bad ass.

432

And now we see her here.

433

She's just kind of, you know,

Danielle, what do I do, Danielle?

434

And they're, they're all

making decisions for her.

435

Like.

436

No one bothers asking her,

what does she want to do?

437

They're all just like,

no, she can't stay here.

438

We got to take her to the

lab and throw her in a cell.

439

And it's like, fuck dude, maybe

ask her what she wants to do.

440

It's her baby for fuck's sake.

441

So I'm like, yeah, I was,

442

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That is

443

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

seems like a good idea where it's

444

like, Hey, before the alien takes back

over, let's get you in a place where

445

we can like, keep you contained while

we try to figure out a way to fix this.

446

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

447

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

but

448

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

mean, that makes sense.

449

But when you're in that position, like I

would not be happy about that if I had a.

450

I had a thing inside me that was going

to lock me in a cell and be like,

451

Whoa, let's consider our options here.

452

Yeah,

453

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

me about this scene is that,

454

uh, Shirei goes, uh, Uh,

455

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah,

456

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

about being able to access Amunet's

457

memories, and she's like, I, I am seeing

pictures, and it's like, You're not a

458

robot learning memories for the first

time, like, You've had memories before!

459

You should know, like, what's going on!

460

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Daniel does get to have a nice moment

461

to kind of, like, reunite with his

wife here after he's accepted the

462

situation and it's proven that, uh,

things aren't absolute shit, I guess.

463

Like, she's not just a ghoul who's

lying, who was waiting here for them.

464

Uh, so I guess that's nice, but now

that I know that she's actually a

465

strong character, and not just a damsel

in distress, I'm actually very upset

466

about everything in this episode.

467

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

recasted her, obviously,

468

but, I don't like it.

469

I'm hoping maybe this is just

like a point in her character arc.

470

I can justify it with her being,

the fact that she's just, you know,

471

just now getting over being enslaved

for an entire year by a fucking, you

472

know, parasite, alien, demon thing.

473

Like I could kind of justify it

there, but still, I don't like it.

474

They really watered down her, her

character from what she originally was.

475

So, yeah.

476

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that said I did appreciate that

477

Dan Jax is like hey, uh, she's been

through enough trauma Maybe we don't

478

want to throw her in a cell too.

479

And it's like hey Good job recognizing

that this would be a horrific

480

thing for a human to go through

481

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

So we cut back over to Washington,

482

we learn that Sam's dad is really

pushing her to join NASA, so that

483

she can actually go to space,

484

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Hm hm

485

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

learns she's got cut

486

scenes in that NASA line.

487

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm,

488

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Also, we find out that

489

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Nepotism.

490

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

their cover is that they're

491

doing deep space radar telemetry.

492

But the thing that, that gets

me, so we find out that Captain

493

Carter's dad is General Carter.

494

And he's just like, hey, you need to

come up with a better cover story.

495

Uh, I know you're doing

secret black ops stuff.

496

Also, you should quit

doing that and join NASA.

497

I don't know what you're doing,

but it can't be as cool as NASA.

498

And it's like,

499

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm.

500

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

man, you know it's secret

501

Black Ops cover stuff.

502

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

heh

503

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm.

504

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

she's just like, actually,

505

it's really, really cool.

506

And like, he doesn't even have the,

you're doing math or deep space

507

radar technology or telemetry.

508

He's like, I know you're lying

about that, but it can't be as cool.

509

It's like,

510

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I would agree.

511

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

we're doing secrets,

512

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

no, like, I'm, I'm with

513

her dad on this one.

514

Like, I would have to imagine

that Air Force Black Ops stuff,

515

while important work, is probably

not as cool as going to space.

516

And that the idea of actually going

and visiting alien worlds and stuff,

517

and what she's doing, is just so

out there and foreign and out of

518

the realm of possibility for him.

519

That there's no way that it's

even, like, it is not something

520

that has occurred to him.

521

It is not a thought, it's like,

well, maybe she is going to space.

522

Has not crossed his mind.

523

Yeah.

524

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, she's, I mean, she's not

525

technically going to space.

526

She's just jumping from planet to planet,

so I guess I could see that there.

527

But then yeah, you're right.

528

He doesn't know that.

529

Yeah.

530

There's

531

no way he...

532

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

he...

533

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

consider that.

534

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I would have to assume, given his age,

535

he thinks that Air Force secret black

ops stuff is bombing a bunch of poor

536

immigrants in some foreign country.

537

So, yeah, this is much

538

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, this is before drones.

539

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

No, they had drones.

540

They had drones in the nineties.

541

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh,

542

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Like they, they weren't as prominent, but,

543

just a minor piece of trivia.

544

I do know that during the Gulf War,

that was the very first time there was

545

an air to air engagement between an

American drone and an Iraqi MiG fighter.

546

I'm probably getting it wrong, but I

just remember that was a really big

547

piece of aviation warfare history.

548

Like a drone versus,

yeah, air to air dogfight.

549

I mean, parenthesis dogfight.

550

Drone versus an actual fighter plane.

551

Uh, spoiler alert, the, the MiG 1.

552

So, haha.

553

But yeah, that was pretty cool, so.

554

Anyway, yeah, sorry, nerding

out for a minute, so.

555

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, after this, a journalist follows

556

Jack and tries to get him to confirm

the Stargate program's existence.

557

He does not confirm the Stargate

558

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, the, yeah, this is where

559

we first meet our reporter guy.

560

Haha.

561

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Whose name I only

562

remember because of Quark.

563

So, good on, good on, good on you

Armin Shimmerman for helping me out

564

, over on Abydos, they discuss plans

with Shari, and they decide on going

565

back to Earth before Apothis returns.

566

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Dan Jax is like, Hey, why don't

567

you come over to my place?

568

And she's like, Oh, yeah!

569

You did kind of move in with me.

570

Maybe I can, I can go to, go with you.

571

And also, Apophis won't

be able to find me there!

572

Uh,

573

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

574

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

tells the general about the leak, and

575

an alien ship shows up on Abydos just

in time to dramatically induce labor.

576

Hehehehe.

577

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

did any of you guys see the, uh, any

578

of the outdoor scenes where they're

going up to the pyramid on Abydos and

579

you see the three moons in the sky?

580

I, I, actually I should have brought

this up at the very first, episode we

581

did for this, but those three moons in

the sky are just the moon, Earth's moon.

582

Copied and pasted and each

like rotated a little bit.

583

So you have three fucking replicas

of our moon hovering over.

584

I was just like, guys, like I noticed it.

585

I noticed that it's the same thing in

the, in the original movie as well.

586

I was just like, guys, you just have

to put a circle in the sky, man.

587

Come on, you couldn't even

change the color a little bit.

588

Nope.

589

It's just straight up three,

590

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

George Lucas did this 30 years ago.

591

Uh,

592

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

593

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

They run away, uh, before

594

some mooks teleport down.

595

And, uh, Jack is gonna meet up with the

journalist again to narrow down the leak.

596

Uh, we learn that this is not

Apothis showing up, but Her oo er?

597

Heh heh heh.

598

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I wrote down a Sons of

599

Anarchy lookin motherfucker.

600

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

This is one of Apothis en enemies.

601

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

one thing, uh, I did really appreciate

602

in this episode, uh, when O'Neill goes

and confronts the, the reporter, uh, he

603

plays them a recording of them from the

earlier part of the episode where they're

604

talking about, uh, being here in D.

605

C.

606

and working on the

Stargate project, and...

607

In my brain, I'm just like, okay, yeah,

it's, you know, this is 90s TV writing.

608

And they're like, ha, it's actually not,

we're making our characters canonically

609

dumb and they're talking about their

secret government program out on

610

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

out there in the, in the, in the open.

611

Yeah.

612

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And I actually really,

613

really appreciated that.

614

Uh, Hey, we're taking this thing.

615

That is just a, like.

616

TV shorthand of, Hey, we're going

to have our characters talking about

617

their job on their way into their

secret government medal ceremony.

618

Uh, And then it's like, oh

no, that would be super dumb.

619

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, of course we wouldn't be doing it.

620

Yeah, that,

621

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, uh, this scene ends with,

622

uh, Armin getting hit by a

car and dying in Jack's arms.

623

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and he he like dies and

624

is like You did this.

625

and he was like I was right here

626

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Harur's goons question the village.

627

Wall Sam's heart breaks for not being

able to tell her cancer ridden father

628

that she has actually achieved her dreams

629

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah.

630

Oh, and that's the next bombshell

that they dropped is, Hi, by the

631

way, daughter, I have cancer.

632

Like, what the fuck, dude?

633

This is like the third emotional

rollercoaster in this fucking episode.

634

I'm like, I'm not prepared for all this.

635

Like, yeah, a baby's being born,

the wife has been kidnapped suddenly

636

back, and now dad has cancer.

637

Oh my god.

638

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You know, your daughter is doing secret

639

off the book stuff that is so successful.

640

She's here to get a medal

personally From the president,

641

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

From the fucking president, yeah.

642

Yeah, and,

643

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I, I, I do appreciate this writing

644

where it's General Carter, Dad Carter.

645

He's honestly doing something super

freaking nice that if, his daughter wasn't

646

one of the four or five, or, well, we

know there's nine to twelve teams, of

647

people going and exploring alien worlds.

648

This would be the coolest

job on the planet.

649

so it's one of those things where he's

legitimately doing something super neat.

650

But man, you should have just asked first.

651

he does do the, and she calls him out

on it, the dick, you know, thing of,

652

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

making it all

653

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I die, I want to see you accomplish,

654

your dreams, as I see them,

655

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

my dreams for you.

656

Yeah.

657

It's like, it's, again, it's like,

it's the same thing with Cherie.

658

It's like, no, you're not

asking her what she wants.

659

It's just about what you

wanna do with her life.

660

Like, I feel like we need Laura in,

in on here to give us a, a segment

661

about women's rights and shit.

662

'cause this is just like, oh my God, dude.

663

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I don't want to call up Laura and

664

be like, So we want you to do a

women's rights and shit segment.

665

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

666

Sorry,

667

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I can write the jingle in my head already.

668

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, by the way, another thing I wanted

669

to mention, he tells the reporter,

you know, it's like, okay, there's

670

something I do want to tell you if

you're going to write a story about me.

671

It's O'Neal with two L's, you

know, and there's a, there's

672

another O'Neal who's only one L

and that guy has no sense of humor.

673

I am 99 percent sure that's a jab

at Kurt Russell because that's,

674

that's one thing they changed.

675

Like in the, in the credits

for the original movie, it's

676

spelled O'Neal with one L.

677

So for whatever reason,

they changed it to two L's.

678

for SG 1.

679

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I bet you that is to not pay a

680

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That

681

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I'm willing, I'm willing to bet,

682

I'm willing to bet money on that.

683

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

684

God,

685

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

so Kurt Russell doesn't

686

get residuals or something.

687

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that's gotta be it.

688

That would be expensive.

689

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

For 200 episodes?

690

Come on!

691

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I do, I do think it's weird

692

that, when the, they're talking

about the, Oh, we got a leak!

693

and, O'Neill tells, General, Hammond,

Like, we gotta figure this out.

694

And it's like, okay, one, there

can't be that many people.

695

Like, this is something they could start

figuring out probably pretty quickly.

696

But also, Out of, we'll let

the, the cat, okay, there we go.

697

Uh, out of all the stuff, uh, that you

could hear about the government doing,

698

If I heard, reporter says, one source

inside the government says, We've

699

got portals to other planets and have

been going on space adventures, I'd be

700

like, well that guy did a lot of meth.

701

I would not, I would not believe him.

702

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

703

Yeah, I feel

704

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

they start taking this super seriously,

705

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that would end up in the,

706

in that one newspaper that's

got the vampire boy on it,

707

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

the, uh, Enquirer.

708

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, or, let's see, cross that off

709

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Then we get to our birth scene.

710

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Cherie has the baby.

711

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

which by the way, how the fuck does

712

Daniel Jackson know how to deliver a baby?

713

I mean, he's not that kind of doctor.

714

You know, a half alien baby for that.

715

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

My guess is he learned in

716

his year on, uh, Abydos.

717

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Delivering babies on avidos.

718

That was a side

719

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

well, there's no doctors

720

or anything there.

721

They probably, like,

use midwives and such.

722

And it's like...

723

Oh hey, this is now just

a thing I've been around.

724

Seven babies were born

in the year I was here.

725

I've been exposed to it.

726

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

know what, that's a

727

good, what happened here?

728

Ha

729

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that's Wahabohar.

730

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha

731

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Dan Jacks, call the

732

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha ha Yeah.

733

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

him in the nun outfit riding his bike.

734

Yeah,

735

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Amunet immediately takes control

736

over Shari when the baby is born,

and Teal'c fakes her out, allowing

737

Daniel to escape with the baby, who

he takes to his father in law, Kasif.

738

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

They convince them that, Oh,

739

actually, I'm one of, Haru's soldiers.

740

Muhahaha.

741

It's like, it was me.

742

It was me, Austin.

743

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yep.

744

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

pretty good move.

745

Pretty, pretty slick

riding there I gotta say.

746

It was, this

747

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

748

But then they, in this, in

the same way of, I know where

749

I'll hide my pregnant wife.

750

In her hometown with her dad.

751

I know where we'll hide,

uh, the secret baby.

752

With its grandfather.

753

Um, it's like, they're gonna...

754

They're gonna look for Erek

Avari first, that's why they were

755

beating him up five minutes ago.

756

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

757

Yeah, he's like the village elder,

too, so they're going to come

758

after him and question him first.

759

So, yeah,

760

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Why not bring him with you to Earth?

761

Be like, hey father in law, come with

me, we'll put you in an apartment.

762

It'll be nicer than any

place on this planet.

763

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, you know, you just have to let the

764

baby grow up in a place that has plumbing.

765

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well, and he's, he's also just

766

like, I guess I need to find a

nursemaid who can keep a secret.

767

And it's like, how about you come

768

with us?

769

We've got baby formula.

770

It's dope.

771

Uh.

772

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Daniel Jackson's got some big

773

wharf energy going on here.

774

Like, uh, this is like bad, bad parenting.

775

You know, we're, we're, he's...

776

I, I have a theory that

it's gonna turn out...

777

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

he's already pretty low

778

on the list of stepdads.

779

Uh,

780

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

well, I have a theory that is

781

actually his biological kid.

782

Because it's ambiguous how

long, uh, an avidose year is.

783

And...

784

You know, they didn't say

how long she's been gone.

785

So my, my theory is that, that Cherie got

knocked up right before she got kidnapped.

786

And that's actually Daniel Jackson's kid.

787

That's yeah.

788

I, you know what?

789

I'll, I'll save that for,

uh, for our predictions.

790

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

oh, okay.

791

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

All

792

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, I did appreciate Daniel Jackson,

793

like, goes before Haru er, and it's

just like, okay, you hate, hate

794

Apophis, we hate Apophis, friends?

795

And Haru er is just like, No, you

are beneath both of us, uh, I would

796

never join up with, with you guys.

797

Hey, yes, you guys have blown up three

of our ships and caused enough problems

798

that, uh, Apophis lost his, like, gig.

799

but, once I'm done with

him, I will come crush you.

800

So you guys are all just assholes, okay?

801

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that was some real

802

villain splaining right there.

803

That was, that was...

804

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

805

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

806

Classic villain splaining.

807

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

We also have a bit of a fight

808

scene where we find out that,

shields don't stop knives.

809

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

810

Okay.

811

So we, we start this

comedy of errors, right?

812

Teal'c and Daniel go to, escape

Harur., who gets starship

813

troopered by Jack as they come

814

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I actually wrote that down.

815

With his hand disabled,

he cannot push the button.

816

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I forgot about that, yeah.

817

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, Herd, uh, retreats just in

818

time for the Stargate to open again

with, uh, Potheus, uh, showing up.

819

And Apotheus picks up his queen

and heads off, but Sheree looks

820

at them and doesn't tell on them.

821

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah.

822

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah.

823

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, And then SG1 returns homes to credits.

824

Very this all happened super fast.

825

Hehehehe.

826

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

by the way, what the hell

827

is up with Apophis hat?

828

Like, what the fuck was he

wearing on his head, dude?

829

That was the dumbest looking hat, I

just, I could not take this seriously.

830

Like, what the hell was that?

831

Somebody, yeah, somebody, some

listeners, tell me, tell me, tell

832

me if that, actually no, because

that would be a spoiler, but, I just

833

want to know where he got that hat.

834

Yeah, where did he get that hat?

835

I got nothing.

836

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

one thing I did appreciate in this

837

scene where Daniel Jackson is brought

before, uh, Uh, Haru, or, is, he's

838

brought in with, by a guard, and you

assume that that guard is Teal'c.

839

Uh, and then when everything goes

sideways, a guard over on the

840

side starts shooting everybody.

841

And it's like, oh, so Daniel Jackson

turned him into a different guard,

842

while Teal'c, uh, infiltrated the room.

843

This is actually really smart.

844

Like, he's, like, I'm over here, I

was inside the room the whole time.

845

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, one thing I really hated,

846

uh, was that, uh, how Teal just...

847

Spelled it out in crayon for the

audience about that moment where Sheree

848

looks over and didn't say anything.

849

He goes, did you notice Sheree looked over

directly at us and did not say anything?

850

Thank you for the most obvious exposition.

851

That's something, an ongoing thing

with SG 1 that I really don't like.

852

Is they just kind of ruin it

by spelling everything out.

853

Like in, yeah.

854

Like there's just an art to

what is not said, you know?

855

Like you can...

856

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well, and some stuff in this

857

episode was actually pretty elegant.

858

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

859

Ha ha

860

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Like what?

861

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha!

862

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

863

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes!

864

Make him give examples!

865

Yes!

866

Hehehehehehe.

867

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

The whole, uh, we're gonna trick you into

868

thinking that your rival stole your baby,

like, that was actually really smart.

869

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That's really good.

870

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Or the, uh, hey, talking about your

871

secret government or, uh, uh, Black Ops

organization while you're walking on,

872

like, the steps of the Capitol is really

heckin dumb and somebody's gonna overhear

873

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

hundred percent.

874

Stupid.

875

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah

876

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well that is our episode, gentlemen.

877

Uh, I'm gonna roll some dice here

to see how far we're skipping ahead.

878

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, oh, oh!

879

It's time for the dice roll!

880

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And after we know how far we're

881

skipping ahead, we will, uh, go over

our previous episode's predictions

882

and make a new set of predictions.

883

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

884

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

dice roll.

885

That is a 13, so we are going to Season 2,

Episode 22, which scrolling down shows me

886

the name of that episode is Out of Mind.

887

It's the Season 2 finale.

888

Yeah.

889

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Alright.

890

That should be interesting.

891

Oh, god.

892

You know what?

893

Never mind.

894

Uh, well, it better not be a clip show.

895

Is all I'm saying.

896

Because I just

897

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that's, that's only season, the

898

end of season two of Next Gen,

899

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it was Frame of Mind was that

900

episode, which is like the worst.

901

One of the worst episodes

of Star Trek TNG ever.

902

if

903

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I, I, do love a clip show with no context

904

though, to be perfectly honest, uh,

905

that's kind of what

906

I'm

907

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

be like,

908

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

for the podcast.

909

Hahahaha.

910

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

be a clip show I've, I've wished

911

for another moment like that

again, and I'll never have it

912

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

makes me think of the, the community

913

clip show, where none of the clips

are of episodes we have seen.

914

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

also very good episode.

915

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

It is an amazing episode.

916

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

This might be fun.

917

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Alright, so we got some predictions

918

to write, and while we're doing that,

Vic, would you care to inform us how

919

we're doing on the previous episode's

920

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

All right, yes.

921

Let me see uh, a very, Oh look,

look at the, that's convenient.

922

The results from the lab are just in.

923

, this time we got 78 votes on

last episode's predictions.

924

So this should be interesting and also

925

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

you DMT Research Labs for voting

926

in the polls, we appreciate you.

927

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and by the way DMT research lab

928

Some of you have been voting on

every single option no matter what

929

it is guys If there's a button

there, you don't have to press it.

930

Okay.

931

I know you want to but you don't always

have to press every button It's okay

932

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You're just gonna make it worse.

933

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes

934

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

just encouraging them.

935

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

But that is also why My good friend

936

Angela the gatekeeper has keeps

us on track here as well because

937

I have her For results as well.

938

So, let's start off with, uh, who had,

uh, finding a Greek themed planet?

939

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I believe

940

that was

941

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, whose prediction was that?

942

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes, I had planned, uh,

943

that, was that last episode?

944

Yes, I had planned it of the

945

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes.

946

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Planet of the Greeks.

947

Uh, that answer, sir, is...

948

correct!

949

Apparently happens a couple of times.

950

So, I don't know if they find,

I don't know if that means they

951

find multiple Greek planets, or if

they just go back to the same one.

952

So that means, uh, your next prediction

is they find a Hindu themed planet.

953

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

The planet of the vodka Avita

954

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That apparently never happens.

955

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

a racist, probably, I don't know!

956

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I know!

957

I was hoping

958

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I just hope,

959

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

have the I am death with

960

the with the six arms.

961

That would have been cool.

962

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I just hope that uh, on one of the

963

Greek episodes, they find Apollo

and he's just like, I met some other

964

space travelers, they were dicks.

965

Referencing back to the TOS episode

where they figure out they can defeat

966

Apollo just by being an asshole to him.

967

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that was, that was

968

the giant Apollo, wasn't it?

969

Like, where he was he was

like the size of Godzilla.

970

Ha ha ha!

971

Awesome.

972

Uh, let's see.

973

That means we get to

your third prediction.

974

We find out that humans designed

and built the Stargates.

975

Is that your

976

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

977

Yes, yes.

978

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That one!

979

Uh, and looking at the results here from

the lab, Uh, nope, not even a little.

980

So, that is zero!

981

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

982

Alright, so, coming up next, so

that means you got one correct?

983

That was your...

984

I

985

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

his daytime

986

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I got my daytime correct.

987

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, so that means next we're getting

988

to my predictions, uh, which starts

off with, uh, O'Neal's wife is fridged.

989

And for those of you out there who don't

know, that means that's the term when you

990

take a character and you just forget about

them, never see or hear from them again.

991

Uh, my prediction is O'Neal, O'Neal's

wife, who was, who made a brief

992

appearance in the original movie.

993

Uh, my prediction was she's

never seen or heard from again.

994

Uh, turns out I am wrong.

995

Apparently she appears a couple of times.

996

So no points for me there.

997

Uh, my next prediction was

this would be my afternoon

998

predi what do we call it again?

999

Primetime?

00:43:58,613 --> 00:44:00,373

primetime evening, er, uh,

00:44:00,383 --> 00:44:01,633

daytime, evening, primetime.

00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,498

The, uh, I predicted there would

00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:06,858

be a Groundhog Day style episode.

00:44:07,468 --> 00:44:10,298

Uh, let's see who said

this in the comments.

00:44:10,298 --> 00:44:13,628

There was a very specific comment here.

00:44:14,658 --> 00:44:17,878

Uh, Andy Konseki in the research lab.

00:44:18,528 --> 00:44:25,708

Confirmed along with, uh, that

one also got 20 votes for yes.

00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:29,448

And as well as Ami Konseki said,

there is not a Groundhog Day episode.

00:44:29,448 --> 00:44:31,298

There is THE Groundhog Day episode.

00:44:32,218 --> 00:44:34,508

So, I got that one right apparently.

00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:35,988

Ha ha ha ha.

00:44:36,368 --> 00:44:37,768

I knew, I knew they would have to do it.

00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:38,588

I knew they would have to.

00:44:39,288 --> 00:44:42,128

And, uh, third prediction.

00:44:42,878 --> 00:44:46,808

I predicted that Teal'c's Gua'uld

would either escape or it's kidnapped

00:44:46,808 --> 00:44:48,168

and the episode would be about...

00:44:48,618 --> 00:44:51,698

Uh, the SG 1 team having to

recapture it before it dies.

00:44:52,878 --> 00:44:55,588

The answer I got from Angela,

the gatekeeper, was, sort of.

00:44:56,018 --> 00:44:58,218

So, ha ha ha, I did.

00:44:59,048 --> 00:45:02,698

Seeing as how that one did not get

many votes from the lab either.

00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:06,993

Only got nine votes out of the 78 total.

00:45:07,153 --> 00:45:09,313

Uh, I'm going to, I'm going to

go ahead and decline that one.

00:45:09,363 --> 00:45:13,643

I'd feel like that's, so

that brings us to you, Ben.

00:45:14,273 --> 00:45:14,823

Yeah!

00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:15,733

All right.

00:45:15,873 --> 00:45:19,423

First Ben's first prediction,

Thor's hammer, the, which

00:45:19,603 --> 00:45:21,063

I never see it again.

00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:25,683

Uh, we never see it again.

00:45:27,853 --> 00:45:31,413

It is referenced, but we

never actually see it again.

00:45:32,673 --> 00:45:33,413

So

00:45:33,563 --> 00:45:34,633

they, yeah, they don't go back,

00:45:34,723 --> 00:45:36,393

fix it, and be like, Ha ha!

00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:40,173

We got, we, we've got our, we've

got our, uh, Norse ex machina.

00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:41,063

Uh...

00:45:41,903 --> 00:45:42,833

Norsex marketer.

00:45:43,213 --> 00:45:43,733

Oh, wow.

00:45:43,733 --> 00:45:44,753

That, that looks pretty good.

00:45:44,863 --> 00:45:45,333

So, okay.

00:45:45,383 --> 00:45:45,793

So yeah.

00:45:46,213 --> 00:45:46,963

That is correct.

00:45:47,003 --> 00:45:50,283

I think, uh, I'm not sure the lab

quite understood that one because that

00:45:50,283 --> 00:45:51,723

one did not get many votes either.

00:45:52,323 --> 00:45:55,773

Uh, this says, uh, only got seven votes.

00:45:56,193 --> 00:45:57,623

But I guess that, I guess that counts

00:45:57,738 --> 00:45:58,578

It's seven people who

00:45:58,578 --> 00:45:59,718

clicked everything, right?

00:45:59,933 --> 00:46:00,243

Yeah.

00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:00,523

Yeah!

00:46:02,413 --> 00:46:04,963

Uh, either way, uh, either way,

that one, that one was correct.

00:46:05,313 --> 00:46:09,163

Uh, your next prediction is

Teal gets his Gwawul removed.

00:46:09,773 --> 00:46:10,853

With 15 votes.

00:46:10,853 --> 00:46:11,783

Yes, that is correct.

00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:13,753

Hooray!

00:46:15,123 --> 00:46:15,843

Uh, so, yeah.

00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:16,143

Yep.

00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:18,453

Apparently at some point he

gets that, that thing taken out.

00:46:18,903 --> 00:46:21,723

And I specifically asked Angela on

that one is like, now this means

00:46:21,723 --> 00:46:26,793

that we're, he gets it removed and

he continues to live afterwards

00:46:26,798 --> 00:46:28,623

without this parasite inside him.

00:46:28,628 --> 00:46:28,833

So, yeah.

00:46:29,783 --> 00:46:33,443

And your final prediction is that the SG 1

team sticks with human weapons for the...

00:46:34,043 --> 00:46:34,723

Mocha, behave.

00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:35,603

Sorry, my dog.

00:46:36,033 --> 00:46:36,653

Chasing the cat.

00:46:37,093 --> 00:46:37,373

Okay.

00:46:37,803 --> 00:46:41,243

Uh, the SG 1 team sticks with

human built weapons and they never

00:46:41,243 --> 00:46:42,923

bother to adapt alien technology.

00:46:42,923 --> 00:46:44,973

Well, that one was proved

wrong in this episode

00:46:45,058 --> 00:46:46,708

Yeah, they had the little serpent

00:46:46,728 --> 00:46:48,028

laser things that they were

00:46:48,213 --> 00:46:48,473

Yeah,

00:46:48,593 --> 00:46:50,083

But they, but O'Neal was still

00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,273

carrying his machine gun.

00:46:51,323 --> 00:46:51,873

he was,

00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:53,048

But Sam wasn't!

00:46:53,453 --> 00:46:55,143

Teal'c and, yeah, Teal'c and Sam

00:46:55,143 --> 00:46:57,473

both had little snake phasers of some

00:46:57,673 --> 00:46:59,053

I thought she grabbed Tealx.

00:46:59,253 --> 00:47:01,093

No, no, no, no, I rewound because I

00:47:01,093 --> 00:47:05,533

thought that as well, but afterwards,

after she vaporizes the two goons,

00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:10,793

she holsters it in her own little

specifically made holster for her phaser.

00:47:12,283 --> 00:47:12,783

Alright.

00:47:12,893 --> 00:47:14,783

yeah, I meant to ask what happened

00:47:14,783 --> 00:47:15,943

here for that one, but oh well.

00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:17,543

That's some other time.

00:47:17,553 --> 00:47:18,803

Like, where did they get these from?

00:47:18,953 --> 00:47:23,293

So, I do, I do wonder if they, maybe

they, either they picked them up off

00:47:23,293 --> 00:47:26,263

of dead goons, or if they, that's

something they built for themselves.

00:47:26,303 --> 00:47:30,893

Because that's, uh, it, it

almost has a Star Trek TOS style

00:47:30,893 --> 00:47:34,093

effect when she vaporized the

two guys and they just disappear.

00:47:34,093 --> 00:47:37,243

That was pretty cool.

00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:38,763

So, there we are.

00:47:38,763 --> 00:47:43,873

So, I believe that means, uh, Do we

got, do we got, uh, do you have a tally?

00:47:43,873 --> 00:47:45,523

Do you have a spreadsheet,

Javert, for who's,

00:47:46,053 --> 00:47:47,423

We, we, we tally it up at the

00:47:47,658 --> 00:47:48,008

Yeah.

00:47:48,078 --> 00:47:48,368

Yeah.

00:47:48,438 --> 00:47:52,708

So, once we're done, once we watch

this SG 1 finale, We'll have another

00:47:52,728 --> 00:47:56,718

episode where we go through a

plot synopsis of the entire show.

00:47:57,138 --> 00:47:59,188

Maybe two, given the length of the show.

00:47:59,508 --> 00:48:00,088

Um.

00:48:00,763 --> 00:48:03,453

And we will go through all of

our predictions and get their

00:48:03,473 --> 00:48:05,293

final scores at that point.

00:48:06,143 --> 00:48:10,293

Uh, because we might get more votes as

the podcast goes on because we're going

00:48:10,293 --> 00:48:14,253

to be going watching SG one for another

two months at the rate we're going.

00:48:14,823 --> 00:48:15,363

Um,

00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:15,913

Awesome.

00:48:16,163 --> 00:48:19,893

so, well, I guess if we did two seasons

00:48:19,893 --> 00:48:22,293

and four episodes and there's nines.

00:48:22,323 --> 00:48:23,053

Yeah, yeah.

00:48:23,053 --> 00:48:25,583

So we'll be at this for about another

three months if we keep on the

00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:26,083

current pace.

00:48:26,563 --> 00:48:26,733

Yeah.

00:48:26,733 --> 00:48:29,183

of course, that all depends on

how the dice, how the dice land.

00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:29,663

So.

00:48:29,663 --> 00:48:30,767

Ha ha

00:48:30,953 --> 00:48:31,913

The dice...

00:48:32,433 --> 00:48:34,073

So with that, it's time

00:48:34,153 --> 00:48:36,863

for some predictions.

00:48:49,410 --> 00:48:54,790

So I'm going to keep going with

what I was doing, um, which is going

00:48:54,790 --> 00:48:57,470

through some more pantheons to find,

00:48:57,575 --> 00:48:58,235

Pelly Planet!

00:48:58,570 --> 00:49:00,600

uh, my daytime prediction

00:49:00,630 --> 00:49:03,230

is, uh, planet of the Celts.

00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,250

We're going to find a Celtic

00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:05,600

deity

00:49:05,655 --> 00:49:06,275

the Celts.

00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:07,875

I think we already did.

00:49:09,265 --> 00:49:10,505

No, no, I'm thinking of something else.

00:49:11,405 --> 00:49:12,185

Sorry, I haven't slept.

00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:13,845

Nevermind, carry on.

00:49:13,845 --> 00:49:14,282

Ha

00:49:14,445 --> 00:49:15,335

Evening two!

00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,665

Or my evening, uh, prediction, rather.

00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,365

Uh, prediction number two.

00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,805

We're gonna find a planet

of Native Americans.

00:49:22,146 --> 00:49:22,986

Is it, uh...

00:49:23,321 --> 00:49:26,351

More or less racist

than how t and g did it.

00:49:28,746 --> 00:49:30,386

I really hope less.

00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:33,577

Well, at, at least in, at least

00:49:33,577 --> 00:49:39,297

in TNG, they actually hired actual

Native American actors for that, so.

00:49:39,297 --> 00:49:39,717

Ha ha.

00:49:40,746 --> 00:49:42,356

yeah, Voyager was the one that was

00:49:42,356 --> 00:49:44,206

really bad about the Native American

00:49:44,297 --> 00:49:45,207

Fucking Chakotay.

00:49:48,616 --> 00:49:48,896

Yeah.

00:49:49,846 --> 00:49:50,276

uh.

00:49:50,886 --> 00:49:52,866

And then, my primetime prediction.

00:49:53,346 --> 00:49:58,666

We've seen a lot of polytheistic

religions have their deities be aliens.

00:49:58,686 --> 00:50:00,166

That's kind of a reoccurring thing.

00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:07,896

Uh, I'm gonna suggest that a monotheistic

religion, also aliens, specifically Jesus.

00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:09,066

Jesus

00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:11,243

Jesus was an alien!

00:50:11,243 --> 00:50:14,216

I was, I was hoping you

were about to say the Pope.

00:50:14,596 --> 00:50:16,826

Um, I mean, I don't know how

00:50:16,846 --> 00:50:18,596

thorough these aliens are.

00:50:18,906 --> 00:50:19,836

We don't know.

00:50:20,326 --> 00:50:20,826

Uh,

00:50:20,926 --> 00:50:21,386

but,

00:50:21,726 --> 00:50:22,916

The Pope, has a gold

00:50:22,986 --> 00:50:26,286

I'm suggesting in, in the SG 1 universe.

00:50:27,051 --> 00:50:30,521

Jesus, not our savior, in fact, an alien.

00:50:30,521 --> 00:50:34,351

I mean, maybe, still, I don't,

I'm not here to make judgments

00:50:34,351 --> 00:50:35,441

about that type of alien.

00:50:35,441 --> 00:50:36,251

I don't know, Ben.

00:50:36,321 --> 00:50:38,291

I'm just saying I don't know, alright?

00:50:41,981 --> 00:50:42,431

offensive

00:50:43,531 --> 00:50:49,041

Only, why is that more offensive

00:50:49,061 --> 00:50:52,281

than any of the other religions

I've said are aliens at this point?

00:50:53,207 --> 00:50:53,687

Uh, wait.

00:50:53,692 --> 00:50:53,927

Hey,

00:50:53,977 --> 00:50:56,937

It is equally offensive to all of them.

00:50:58,237 --> 00:51:02,097

because the other aliens, it is canonical