Since the discovery that drinking dissolved unicorns enhances magical ability these glorious creatures have been poached to the brink of extinction, depleting the world's ambient levels of magic and exacerbating the demand — only our young, responsible heroes stand in the way of thaumaturgical disaster!
— "The Unicorn Solution" by John Lee
K has tips for ebook readers. Khaki says "monocerops" and doesn't pay enough of a price.
With thanks to Friend-of-the-library Ryan Campbell who wrote "6 Unbelievable Facts About Unicorns"
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