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Rainbow Valley - Chapter 7 - A Fishy Episode
Episode 710th February 2023 • Bite at a Time Books • Bree Carlile
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Today we'll be continuing Rainbow Valley by Lucy Maud Montgomery.

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Chapter Seven A Fishy Episode will Oblige walked proudly and perhaps a little primly through the main street of the glen and up the MANTS hill, carefully carrying a small basket full of early strawberries which Susan had coaxed in the lusciousness.

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In one of the sunny nooks of Ingleside, Susan had charged Rilla to give the basket to nobody except Aunt Martha or Mr.

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Meredith, and Rilla, very proudly of being entrusted with such an errand, was resolved to carry out her instructions to the letter.

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Susan had dressed her daintily in a white starched and embroidered dress with a sash of blue and beaded slippers.

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Her long, ruddy curls were sleek and round, and Susan had let her put on her best hat out of compliment to the mance.

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It was a somewhat elaborate affair wherein Susan's taste had had more to say than Anne's and Ryla's small soul gloried in its splendors of silk and lace and flowers.

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She was very conscious of her hat, and I'm afraid she strutted up the MANTS hill.

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The strut or the hat or both got on the nerves of Mary Vance, who was swinging on the lawn gate.

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Mary's temper was somewhat ruffled just then into the bargain.

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Aunt Martha had refused to let her peel the potatoes and had ordered her out of the kitchen.

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Yeah, you'll bring the potatoes to the.

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Table with strips of skin hanging to them and half boiled as usual.

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My, but it'll be nice to go to your funeral.

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Shrieked Mary.

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She went out of the kitchen, giving the door such a bang that even Aunt Martha heard it, and Mister Meredith in his study felt the vibration and thought absently that there must have been a slight earthquake shock.

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Then he went on with his sermon.

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Mary slipped from the gate and confronted the spic and span damsel of Ingleside.

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What you got there?

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She demanded, trying to take the basket.

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Briller resisted.

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It's for Mr.

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Meredith.

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She lisped.

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Give it to me.

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I'll give it to him, said Mary.

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No.

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Thus instead that I wasn't to give it to anybody but Mr.

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Meredith or.

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Aunt Martha, insisted Rilla.

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Mary eyed her sourly.

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You think you're something, don't you?

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All dressed up like a doll.

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Look at me.

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My dress is all rags and I don't care.

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I'd rather be ragged than a doll.

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Baby, go home and tell them to put you in a glass case.

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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Mary executed a wild dance around the dismayed and bewildered Rilla, flirting her ragged skirt and vociferoating look at me.

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Look at me.

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Until poor Rilla was dizzy.

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But as the latter tried to edge away towards the gate, mary pounced on her again.

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You give me that basket, she ordered with a grimace.

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Mary was past mistress in the art of making faces.

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She could give her countenance a most grotesque and unearthly appearance, out of which her strange, brilliant white eyes gleamed with weird effect.

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I won't, gasped Marilla, frightened but staunch.

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You let me go, Mary Vance.

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Mary let go for a minute and looked around her.

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Just inside the gate was a small flake on which a half a dozen large codfish were drying.

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One of Mr.

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Meredith's parishioners had presented him with them.

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One day, perhaps in lieu of the subscription he was supposed to pay to the stipend and never did.

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Mr.

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Meredith had thanked him and then forgotten all about the fish, which would have promptly spoiled had not the end of itigable.

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Mary prepared them for drying and rigged up the flake herself on which to dry them.

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Mary had a diabolical inspiration.

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She flew to the flake and seized.

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The largest fish there, a huge flat thing, nearly as big as herself.

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With a whoop, she swooped down on a terrified Rilla, brandishing her weird missile.

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RILA's courage gave way to bella.

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Embasted with a dried codfish was such an unheard of thing that Rila could not face it.

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With a shriek, she dropped her basket and fled.

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The beautiful berries which Susan had so tenderly selected for the minister, rolled in a rosy torrent over the dusty road and were trodden on by the flying feet of pursuer and pursued.

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The basket and contents were no longer in Mary's mind.

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She thought only of the delight of giving Rilla Blithe the scare of her life.

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She would teach her to come.

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Giving herself heirs because of her fine clothes.

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Rilla flew down the hill and along the street, terror lent wings to her feet, and she just managed to keep ahead of Mary, who was somewhat hampered by her own laughter, but who had breath enough to give occasional bloodcurdling, whoops, as she ran, flourishing her codfish in the air.

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Through the Glen street they swept while everybody ran to the windows and gates to see them.

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Mary felt she was making a tremendous sensation and enjoyed it really.

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Blind with terror and spent of breath felt that she could run no longer.

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In another instant that terrible girl would be on her with the codfish.

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At this point the poor mite stumbled and fell into the mud puddle at the end of the street just as Miss Cornelia came out of Carter flagstore.

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Miss Cornelia took the whole situation in at a glance.

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So did Mary.

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The latter stopped short in her mad career, and before Miss Cornelia could speak, she had whirled around and was running up as fast as she had run down.

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Miss Cornelia's lips tightened ominously, but she knew it was no use to think of chasing her.

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So she picked up poor sobbing, disheveled Rilla instead and took her home.

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Rilla was heart broken, her dress and slippers and hat were ruined, and her six year old pride had received terrible bruises.

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Susan White with indignation heard Miss Cornelia's story of Mary Vance's exploit.

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Oh, the hussy, oh, the hussy.

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Oh, the little hussy, she said as.

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She carried Rilla away for purification and comfort.

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This thing has gone far enough, Anne.

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Deary, said Miss Cornelia resolutely.

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Something must be done.

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Who is its creature who's staying at the Mance and where does she come from?

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I understood she was a little girl from Over Harbor who was visiting at the Mance, answered Anne, who saw the comical side of the codfish chase and secretly thought Rilla was rather vain and needed a lesson or two.

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I know all the Overharbor families who come to our church and that imp doesn't belong to any of them, retorted Miss Cornelia.

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She's almost in rags, and when she goes to church she wears Faith Meredith's old clothes.

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There's some mystery here and I'm going to investigate it, since it seems nobody else will.

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I believe she was at the bottom.

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Of their goings on and Warren Mead spruce bush the other day.

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Did you hear of their frightening his mother into a fit?

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No.

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I knew Gilbert had been called to.

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See her, but I did not hear what the trouble was.

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Well, you know she has a weak heart.

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And one day last week when she was all alone on the veranda, she heard the most awful shrieks of murder and help coming from the bush, positively frightful sounds, andiri her heart gave out at once.

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Warren heard them himself at the barn and went straight to the bush to investigate, and there he found all the Man's children sitting on a fallen tree and screaming murder at the top of their lungs.

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They told him they were only in fun and didn't think anyone would hear them.

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They were just playing Indian ambush.

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Warren went back to the house and found his poor mother unconscious on the veranda.

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Susan, who had returned, sniffed contemptuously.

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I think she was very far from being unconscious, Mrs.

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Marshall Elliot.

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And that you may tie to.

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I've been hearing of Amelia Warren's weak heart for 40 years.

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She had it when she was 20.

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She enjoys making a fuss and having the doctor and any excuse will do.

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I don't think Gilbert thought her attack very serious, said Anne.

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Oh, that may very well be, said Miss Cornelia, but the matters made an awful lot of talk, and the Meads being Methodists makes it that much worse.

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What is going to become of those children?

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Sometimes I can't sleep at night for thinking about them, Anne deary.

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I really do question if they get enough to eat even for their father is so lost in dreams that he doesn't ought to remember he has a stomach.

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And that lazy old woman doesn't bother cooking what she ought.

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They're just running wild, and now that school is closing, they'll be worse than ever.

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They do have jolly times, said Anne, laughing over the recollections of some Rainbow Valley happenings that had come to her ears.

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And they are all brave and frank.

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And loyal and truthful.

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That's a true word, Anne deary.

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And when you come to think of all the trouble in the church those two taddling deceitful youngsters of the last ministers made, I'm inclined to overlook a.

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Good deal in the Meredith when all is said and done, Mrs.

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Doctor dear.

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They are very nice children, said Susan.

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They have got plenty of original sin in them, and that I will admit.

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But maybe it is just as well, for if they had not, they might spoil from oversweetness.

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Only I do think it is not proper for them to play in a graveyard, and that I will maintain.

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But they really play quite quietly there, excused Anne.

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They don't run and yell as they do elsewhere.

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Such howls drift up here from Rainbow Valley sometimes, though I fancy my own small fry bear a valiant part in them.

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They had a sham battle there last night and had to roar themselves because they had no artillery to do it.

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So gem, says Gemma's, passing through the stage where all boys hanker to be soldiers.

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Well, thank goodness he'll never be a.

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Soldier, said Miss Cornelia.

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I never approved of our boys going to that South African fracas, but it's over, and not likely anything of the kind will ever happen again.

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I think the world is getting more sensible.

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As for the Meredith, I've said many a time and I say it again, if Mr.

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Meredith had a wife, all would be well.

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He called twice at the Kirks last week, so I'm told, said Susan.

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Well, said Miss Cornelia thoughtfully, as a rule, I don't approve of a minister marrying in its congregation.

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It generally spoils him.

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But in this case it would do no harm, for everyone likes Elizabeth Kirk and nobody else is hankering for the job of stepmothering.

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Those youngsters, even the Hill girls, balk at that they haven't been found laying traps for Mr.

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Meredith.

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Elizabeth would make him a good wife if he only thought so.

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But the trouble is, she really is homely.

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And Anne deary, Mr.

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Meredith, abstracted as he is, has an eye for a good looking woman manlike.

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He isn't so worldly when it comes to that, believe me.

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Elizabeth Kirk is a very nice person.

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But they do say that people have.

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Nearly frozen to death in her mother's.

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Spare room bed before now, Mrs.

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Dr.

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Dear, said Susan darkly, if I felt I had any right to express an opinion concerning such a solemn matter as a minister's marriage, I would say that I think Elizabeth's cousin Sarah over harbor would make Mr.

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Meredith a better wife.

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Why Sarah Kirk as a Methodist, said.

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Miss Cornelia, much as if Susan had suggested a hot and tot as a man's bride.

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She would likely turn Presbyterian if she married Mr.

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Meredith, retorted Susan.

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Miss Cornelia shook her head.

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Evidently, with her it was once a Methodist, always a Methodist.

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Susan Kirk is entirely out of the.

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Question, she said positively.

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And so is Emilyn Drew, though the Drews are all trying to make the match.

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They're literally throwing poor Emily at his head, and he hasn't the least idea of it.

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Emily Drew has no gumption, I must allow, said Susan.

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She's the kind of woman, Mrs.

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Doctor Deer, who would put a hot water bottle in your bed on a dog night and then have her feelings hurt because you were not grateful.

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And her mother was a very poor housekeeper.

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Did you ever hear the story of her dish cloth?

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She lost her dishcloth one day, but the next day she found it.

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Oh, yes, Mrs.

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Dr, dear.

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She found it in the goose at the dinner table, mixed up with the stuffing.

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Do you think a woman like that would do for a minister's mother in law?

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I do not.

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But no doubt I would be better employed in mending little jim's trousers than in talking gossip about my neighbors.

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He tore them something scandalous last night in Rainbow Valley.

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Where is Walter?

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Asked Anne.

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He is up to no good, I fear, Mrs.

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Deer.

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He is in the attic writing something in an exercise book, and he's not done as well in arithmetic this term as he should.

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So the teacher tells me, too well, I know the reason why he has.

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Been writing silly rhymes when he should.

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Have been doing his sums.

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I'm afraid that boy's going to be a poet, Mrs.

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He is a poet now, Susan.

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Well, you take it real calm, Mrs.

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I suppose it is the best way when a person has the strength.

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I had an uncle who began by being a poet and ended up being a tramp.

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Our family were dreadfully ashamed of him.

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You don't seem to think very highly of poets, Susan, said Anne, laughing.

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Who does?

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Dr, dear.

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Asked Susan in genuine astonishment.

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What about Milton and Shakespeare and the poets of the Bible?

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Nay, tell me.

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Milton could not get along with his wife and Shakespeare was no more than respectable by times.

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As for the Bible, of course things were different in those sacred days, although I never had a high opinion of King David.

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Say which you will I never knew any good to come of writing poetry and I hope and pray that blessed boy will outgrow the tendency.

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If he does not, we must see what emulsion of cod liver oil will do.

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