Thomas and Dickie are back in the Hazel Park Library. This week they sit down with McDonald's A.M. Shift Manager Mr. Ben Floozen to talk about J.K. Rowling's nefarious mission and connection to the Illuminati. What's really hidden inside Harry Potter's Chamber of Secrets? Could it be a meth lab? Ben Floozen was played by the absolutely delightful Thaddaeus McKee. Check out his Youtube Channel URGENT COMEDY. He's also part of Let's Comedy at www.letscomedydotcom.com helping to bring the best working comics today to the Midwest. Thomas and Dickie were in Indianapolis recently at the same time Alex Bozinovic and Mike Bobbitt were there, but that's just a coincidence. Alex and Mike were on a mission buying Buddha statues for their significant others. Do you have a hot conspiracy tip or just want to leave a message for Thomas and Dickie? You can! Call the TRUTHLINE at: 248-677-1724 Catch T.R.U.T.H. live the third Thursday of every month at Go Comedy! in Ferndale, Michigan. You can get tickets at: www.gocomedy.net Go to https://offthemike.com/merch/ to order your very own TRUTH t-shirt. They look super cool! Art by Mark Rudolph: http://markrudolph.com/

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