Jim goes beyond the headlines and results once again and this week suggests some realistic songs for the teams at next years European Championships, Roy Keane tries not to get carried away, unlike Ronaldo who gets his shirt off. A lot. Meanwhile a bunch of teenagers may have stumbled upon an alternative to goal line technology, but it's another alternative that has got Roman Abramovich's goat. Plus Leyton Orient, Penalties, Parlour Games, 2nd Jobs and more first world problems.

This episode was recorded in a moderatley expensive hotel with only two types of pillow.

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. OTLS Theme Tune - Don't Care - written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk