LTO - The Sopranos - S2E13 Don't Give Me The Butt

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air in the bag: Hello, and

welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people

who wanna watch this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it?

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I should buy a boat: I know I don't

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TheMotionVictor: you don't have time

for it, I don't have time for it.

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But so let me tell you

that, uh, speaking of time,

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air in the bag: Yeah.

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TheMotionVictor: for you gentlemen.

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air in the bag: I'm listening.

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TheMotionVictor: You

remember calling cards?

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air in the bag: I do.

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I should buy a boat: No

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air in the bag: I'm old.

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TheMotionVictor: Calling card, yeah.

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Well, I'm introducing podcast cards.

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So

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air in the bag: Ooh

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TheMotionVictor: you these little

cards, and it's gonna have a, a, a

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number you scratch off, you enter it in.

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air in the bag: Mmhmm

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TheMotionVictor: of having to

pay for a subscription to listen

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to podcasts, you just pay by the

minute, and it's a prepaid card.

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So it's a, it's a win-win situation.

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You pay even though we don't…

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You listen to this for free, and

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air in the bag: Yeah.

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I was gonna say, I don't

pay for podcasts, Victor.

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TheMotionVictor: So

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air in the bag: do, but

only three podcasts,

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TheMotionVictor: that's the

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air in the bag: I pay a

lot more than anyone else.

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TheMotionVictor: the beauty of it.

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You buy this, you buy the card,

and you keep listening for free.

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yeah, no additional charge

once you buy the card.

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I should buy a boat: with extra steps.

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Uh,

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air in the bag: In fact, I pay to not

listen to these podcasts famously.

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I should buy a boat: Patreon.

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You

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TheMotionVictor: Ne- next

thing you know, uh, we're gonna

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have physical plane tickets.

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I should buy a boat: I wish.

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TheMotionVictor: Man, I know

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I should buy a boat:

having them on my phone.

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It just, I

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TheMotionVictor: Mmhmm

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I should buy a boat: the safety

of the physical thing I'm

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air in the bag: You know you just print

it when you get to the airport, right?

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I should buy a boat: do

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TheMotionVictor: you

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air in the bag: Yeah

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TheMotionVictor: I remember, uh, pff, God,

a few years back, I accidentally purchased

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a ticket for, like, the wrong, uh, d- I,

I couldn't end up going, and I just tried

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to give it to somebody else, and I…

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You couldn't.

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You can't.

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I should buy a boat: No

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TheMotionVictor: You can't.

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It's fucking impossible,

and it's some horse shit.

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So anyway, uh, speaking of horse

shit, hey, everyone, I'm Victor, so

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I should buy a boat: I am

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air in the bag: I'm Jair And I'm Jair

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I should buy a boat: to the only podcast

on the internet with food poisoning.

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Just

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air in the bag: Oh

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I should buy a boat:

speaking, one of us has it.

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I had it a few weeks ago,

so it's your guys' turn now.

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I'll

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TheMotionVictor: can't see me

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I should buy a boat: to the

edit spreadsheet so somebody's

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editing, somebody else has food

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air in the bag: Food poisoning?

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Good call.

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TheMotionVictor: Yeah

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air in the bag: I, yeah, I mean, when

it's my turn, there's a gas station

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that has the worst shawarma in the world

about a mile and a half from the house.

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Uh, so I know what I need to do

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TheMotionVictor: about gas

station shawarma before.

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air in the bag: Yeah.

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Well, it's the same gas station.

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TheMotionVictor: it?

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air in the bag: It's funny because I have

a gas station about a mile and a half

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from me in the other direction that has

some of the best shawarma in my area.

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And then I've got a gas station, the

aforementioned, that is the worst.

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I, I hesitate to even call it

shawarma because it is like Tyson

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chicken, pre-grilled chicken

strips in a tortilla with no sauce,

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and they sell it as shawarma.

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TheMotionVictor: Oh.

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air in the bag: or anything.

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TheMotionVictor: God,

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air in the bag: gross,

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TheMotionVictor: Sounds like

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air in the bag: and it is…

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I, like, I think technically if I

were a food scientist who was specifi-

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specialized in classification, they

might be veggie-less fajita tacos, but I

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would not wish that upon the taco name.

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Don't you put that evil

on me, Ricky Bobby!

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TheMotionVictor: Speaking of food

poisoning, it's funny, today is, we're

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recording on Sunday morning right

now, and, uh, every third Sunday at my

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mother's church is their potluck day.

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So

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air in the bag: Oh, it's a Pollock day?

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TheMotionVictor: yeah, uh,

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air in the bag: do we got, Vic?

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TheMotionVictor: have…

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Well, I'm not going today

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air in the bag: Oh

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TheMotionVictor: I have an

excuse to not go because I'm

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pretty sure I have pink eye.

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Either that or it's an

allergic reaction or something.

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You can't see too well,

thankfully, on my here.

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I should buy a boat: toilet, Victor

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TheMotionVictor: not the porch toilet.

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The

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air in the bag: The wind

blows it up right in your eye

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I should buy a boat: You

gave yourself pink eye?

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TheMotionVictor: Pretty sure it

was my dog because she loves to

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just curl up next to me and put her

butt right in my face sometimes.

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So yeah, I think it was, I

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air in the bag: Puffin's

big on that, as she says.

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She looks up, laying at my feet.

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Uh, but we, uh, we've actually taught

Puffin, uh, "Don't give me the butt,"

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and she knows that means

she needs to turn around.

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No, you're good, girl.

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It's okay.

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TheMotionVictor: Aw, aw, she

gives you good little puffins.

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air in the bag: Yeah, she is

like right here right now, so

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TheMotionVictor: I think that's a

contender for the today's episode

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title, Don't Give Me the Butt, so

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air in the bag: Don't

give me the butt, Puffin.

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TheMotionVictor: well,

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air in the bag: know you're

not giving me the butt.

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It's okay

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TheMotionVictor: two, episode 13, the

finale of season two, uh, Funhouse

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I should buy a boat:

Yeah, this is a fun one.

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TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

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I should buy a boat: this was weird.

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TheMotionVictor: This is a

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air in the bag: This felt very

David Lynchian Twin Peaks to

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me with these dream sequences.

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TheMotionVictor: Atreides, right?

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air in the bag: Yes.

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Yeah, damn fine cup of coffee.

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TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

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air in the bag: Who killed Laura Palmer?

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Yes, that show.

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TheMotionVictor: That was the only

episode I saw was the first one, but

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air in the bag: You're, good.

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I mean

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TheMotionVictor: uh, I go to the

store or something and they're like,

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"Oh, look, it's wrapped in plastic."

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I should buy a boat: But we

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air in the bag: you know

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David Lynch lives on.

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Uh, yeah

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I should buy a boat: uh, so she is now

back there after having been kicked out

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of the retirement home for being just

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TheMotionVictor: Dude,

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I should buy a boat: an a-hole

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TheMotionVictor: That is

goals for when I get older.

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I wanna get kicked out

of a retirement home.

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air in the bag: I don't.

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I should buy a boat: boy

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TheMotionVictor: Uh, but yeah, we're

back at Mama Soprano's house again.

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I should buy a boat: And we've met Barbara

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TheMotionVictor: Janice

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air in the bag: Yeah

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TheMotionVictor: yep, this is our

third Soprano sibling that we've met.

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air in the bag: Yes, this is the third

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TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

so that's interesting.

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Barbara, Tony's younger sister.

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Uh,

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air in the bag: Yeah

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TheMotionVictor: out what to do with

Livia, and Tony's just like, "Fuck

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it," goes out to his car, and pulls

out two first class airline tickets.

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air in the bag: To Tucson, Arizona

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TheMotionVictor: goes,

"Here, here you go, Ma.

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Just take this.

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Hey, get on the fucking flight, and get

the, hey, get the fuck out of here."

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damn, do you guys remember

pre-9/11 airline travel?

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I should buy a boat: No, No, I don't.

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air in the bag: Just faintly, barely.

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Uh

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TheMotionVictor: Man.

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I should buy a boat: I will

s- so I'm, I'm curious though.

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Janice is gone, we don't know

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air in the bag: Yes.

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TheMotionVictor: Oh, here we go.

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I should buy a boat: gentlemen

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air in the bag: wait, wait, wait,

wait, Last time on, she's totally dead.

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But go ahead, let's get weird with it.

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Yeah.

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Let's get

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TheMotionVictor: Oh,

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I should buy a boat: You

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TheMotionVictor: okay

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I should buy a boat: is dead?

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Oh, man, I like

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air in the bag: I think,

Tone- Tony had Janice whacked

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I should buy a boat: Oh

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air in the bag: Uh, in

my actual prediction,

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TheMotionVictor: Actual

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air in the bag: that's

not weird enough though.

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So I wanna hear your guys' since I have

to come up with one because I had a LTO.

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Okay, go

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TheMotionVictor: well I, I think that,

uh, with w- the last episode we saw

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with the foreshadowing where Livio,

uh, was looking at the fire escape,

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uh, sign at the re- at the retirement

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air in the bag: うん、うんうん。 Oh

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TheMotionVictor: Livia, uh,

an LSD addiction, and what we

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saw, it wasn't her imagining.

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She legit saw that as a…

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Yeah, she was tripping.

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So what happened was, uh, she is going to

go visit, visit Gr- uh, Livia, and she was

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like, "Oh, let's not take the elevator.

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Let's take the stairs,"

while she's in a wheelchair.

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And she's also, "I don't

wanna take the stairs.

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Why would I ta- how would I take

the stairs in a wheelchair?"

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And then right as she's about to push

Mama Soprano down the stairs, she sees

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the ghost of Livia past appear, and

she's got, she's got goat horns and wings

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and, and six eyes, and is like, "Ah!"

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And, and it scares the shit out of,

out of, out of Janice, and then she's

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the one who falls down the stairs.

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But it's all caught on camera, and

now she is in jail for attempted

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murder, uh, even though she is now

paralyzed, and she's got one of

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those, those big neck braces things.

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And yeah, she's, she's in, she's in,

uh, maximum, maximum penitentiary.

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That's where Livia's at right now

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air in the bag: Okay.

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I should buy a boat: All right

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air in the bag: I think it's

a little different than that.

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As I have established in previous

Let's Get Weird With Its, uh,

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Tony's dad is actually the cigarette

smoking man from the X-Files,

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TheMotionVictor: this

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air in the bag: and following

this train of thought, Janice

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has been abducted by aliens

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I should buy a boat: Oh damn

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TheMotionVictor: Oh,

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air in the bag: She's,

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TheMotionVictor: here for

that crossover episode.

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air in the bag: she's getting,

uh, experimented on or whatever

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they did in "The X-Files."

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I don't know.

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Maybe we should watch "The X-Files" next.

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TheMotionVictor: That's

a good idea, actually.

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Yeah.

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been meaning to.

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There's a, there, there's

a ki- kinda like there's

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air in the bag: Mmhmm

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TheMotionVictor: that…

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Remember with Babylon 5, there's

a recommended watch order

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that's not the release order?

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air in the bag: Yeah

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TheMotionVictor: for X-Files, there's a…

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I'm pretty sure it's just on Wikipedia.

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There's a list of episodes that are just

the main plot of the alien invasion.

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You can skip all the filler episodes where

they go chase the sewer slug monster or

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whatever, and just only watch the episodes

that contribute to the main storyline, so

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air in the bag: I mean, that's kind of

the antithesis of this show, skipping

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episodes to understand the story

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TheMotionVictor: saying

we combine them both.

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we c-

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air in the bag: Oh, and skip around?

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Is there enough?

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How many ep…

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TheMotionVictor: There's a

shitload of X-Files, dude.

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I should buy a boat: Well, I'm gonna

say, uh, no, what happened is Janice

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accidentally ended up a-- being a, uh,

a weed mule, and, uh, it wasn't even a,

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like, dramatic Thelma and Louise chase.

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She just went up to Canada to

get some weed and forgot her

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passport, and is now stuck there.

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Uh, and so now she is having,

uh, weed adventures in Canada

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TheMotionVictor: Oh yeah, Canada's

not too far from, uh, from Jersey.

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Yeah

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I should buy a boat: Uh, no, but now,

uh, speaking of, uh, chasing the sewer

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slug, uh, we cut over, uh, to Tony.

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He is now eating at an

Indian restaurant and oh man,

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TheMotionVictor: Hmm.

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I should buy a boat: a guy outside.

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He's making a phone call, and

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TheMotionVictor: He's h-

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I should buy a boat: to

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TheMotionVictor: calling

cards with him, yeah

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I should buy a boat: uh, a '90s

prepaid minute calling card

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air in the bag: Yep

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TheMotionVictor: one of those, and I

had the, the, the calling card number

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memorized and a little index card in

my wallet with everyone's phone number.

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Ac-actually, they weren't

even phone numbers.

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They were pager numbers, and I'd have

to page them and give them the number

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of the payphone where I was standing at.

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Ah, '90s, peak of humanity.

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I should buy a boat: I don't know.

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This is just interesting for me because,

uh, I, I just missed this, but I did run

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into the having to pay for text messages.

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'Cause I know the first time I got a phone

that could text, I sent $130 worth of text

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TheMotionVictor: Ooh.

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I should buy a boat: it

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TheMotionVictor: They

charge by the character?

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Yeah.

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Oh, man

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I should buy a boat:

and my dad was pissed.

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Oh, yes

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air in the bag: You know that was a scam

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Uh, that like they developed

text messaging as a way to save

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money because it was less on

the networks than the calls.

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TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

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air in the bag: And it's was just email,

and it was always just gonna run off other

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people's servers and cost them nothing

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TheMotionVictor: Fucking it…

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Oh, fucking capitalism.

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We all

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air in the bag: Hey

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TheMotionVictor: to space.

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But you know, you know what's even

more fucked up is I remember there

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was a really cool, uh, thing you

could do is you could, every carrier

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had like, uh, uh, what you call it?

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Um, a .com

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email address.

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So what you could do is you could

send an email that you just put

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in the phone number, one the area

code, and then you put @mms.att.com,

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you could send text

messages from an email.

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Well, you can't do that anymore.

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I remember, I was looking it up, that

service has been discontinued as of this

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air in the bag: Yeah

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TheMotionVictor: That fucking

sucks because that was a great

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way to prank someone you hate.

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What I did once was I copied

and pasted The Odyssey, entire

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Homer's Odyssey into an email,

and it just destroyed their phone.

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Like, 'cause you know, some of those,

some of those, uh, uh, uh, I think

330

: 00:13:18

like Android and some will only…

331

: 00:13:20

they chop up a he- a really

long text messages into

332

: 00:13:23

air in the bag: Yeah

333

: 00:13:24

TheMotionVictor: So yeah, their

phone was like going all night with,

334

: 00:13:27

uh, I was rather proud of that.

335

: 00:13:30

I think that was one of

my old bosses, so, anyway.

336

: 00:13:35

But yeah, gone are the,

gone is the golden age.

337

: 00:13:39

Can't do that anymore.

338

: 00:13:40

air in the bag: Yep

339

: 00:13:41

TheMotionVictor: well.

340

: 00:13:41

Um, meanwhile, so we go from the Indian

restaurant, and they're smoking indoors.

341

: 00:13:46

My God, this is such a throwback.

342

: 00:13:48

They're smoking cigars at, at dinner

343

: 00:13:52

air in the bag: I mean,

you called it, Vic.

344

: 00:13:53

Smoking cigars indoors, calling cards,

the late: 1900

345

: 00:14:01

Did you know that the first Matrix was

designed to be a perfect human world

346

: 00:14:08

I should buy a boat: yeah

347

: 00:14:09

TheMotionVictor: They do a toast to

business, and, uh, I'm wondering if this

348

: 00:14:13

is a Douglas Adams, uh, joke, 'cause

there, there's a, in Hitchhiker's Guide

349

: 00:14:18

to the Galaxy, where they're all sitting

around at dinner and they're, they're

350

: 00:14:21

all just like, "All right, to business."

351

: 00:14:22

And Arthur and Ford, they raise

a glass like, "To business."

352

: 00:14:26

They're like, "No, we're

not making a toast.

353

: 00:14:28

We need to talk business."

354

: 00:14:30

Anyway

355

: 00:14:32

I should buy a boat: Uh, Tony

returns, uh, he's had dinner and

356

: 00:14:37

now, uh, it's time for second dinner.

357

: 00:14:40

TheMotionVictor: Yes.

358

: 00:14:40

I should buy a boat: Uh,

359

: 00:14:41

air in the bag: Sometimes it is.

360

: 00:14:42

I should buy a boat: yeah,

we are now back at Artie's.

361

: 00:14:44

air in the bag: bang

362

: 00:14:44

I should buy a boat: Uh, oh man, I,

363

: 00:14:48

air in the bag: Was that from Louis

CK's show now that I said it out loud?

364

: 00:14:51

Oh.

365

: 00:14:53

Uh

366

: 00:14:54

Xhafer Husen: What?

367

: 00:14:55

You think I'm putting a

Louis CK drop in here?

368

: 00:14:57

Fuck that and fuck that guy

369

: 00:14:59

I should buy a boat: I, i'm…

370

: 00:15:00

That is one of the nice things about

the GLP-1s is the idea of a bang

371

: 00:15:05

bang just makes me wanna throw up.

372

: 00:15:09

Uh, yeah, he is now over, and

I am pleasantly surprised that

373

: 00:15:15

Artie is still a going concern.

374

: 00:15:17

TheMotionVictor: I'm surprised he,

he's, he's in such a good mood.

375

: 00:15:21

I should buy a boat: I thought for sure

he was going to be a, uh, friend character

376

: 00:15:25

that's just in the pilot, and as the show

goes along, he is completely, like, f-

377

: 00:15:32

air in the bag: Forgotten about

378

: 00:15:34

I should buy a boat: seen

again after the first episode.

379

: 00:15:36

Uh, but no, they are

still back at, uh, uh…

380

: 00:15:41

Was it Vesuvius?

381

: 00:15:43

What's

382

: 00:15:43

air in the bag: Well, it's…

383

: 00:15:44

I, I don't, it's, uh, I think it's…

384

: 00:15:47

Well, it's a different restaurant than

the one that got burned down last season.

385

: 00:15:51

Yeah.

386

: 00:15:52

But it's,

387

: 00:15:53

the restaurant inside

looks a little nicer,

388

: 00:15:55

I should buy a boat: Yeah

389

: 00:15:56

air in the bag: it is kinda empty.

390

: 00:15:58

I was wondering if he is not getting

business or if this is after hours

391

: 00:16:03

I should buy a boat: uh, he

says later that, uh, he is

392

: 00:16:07

showing Tony the new trial menu.

393

: 00:16:10

So I'm going to say last

394

: 00:16:11

air in the bag: Ah.

395

: 00:16:12

I should buy a boat: they have been

rebuilding over the course of this

396

: 00:16:14

last season because of the explosion,

and he is about ready to relaunch,

397

: 00:16:20

and Tony has invested in the business

398

: 00:16:23

air in the bag: That makes sense.

399

: 00:16:24

Yeah

400

: 00:16:25

I should buy a boat: uh, a front, as

a, uh, legitimate businesses, you know.

401

: 00:16:30

Uh, so Tony is now a partner in this

restaurant that is about to open,

402

: 00:16:37

and they have, uh, uh, mussels and,

uh, some s- they're eating petals.

403

: 00:16:49

I forget what it is.

404

: 00:16:51

air in the bag: Zucchini petals with,

405

: 00:16:52

TheMotionVictor: d- he

406

: 00:16:52

air in the bag: ricotta.

407

: 00:16:53

TheMotionVictor: he

408

: 00:16:54

air in the bag: Yeah

409

: 00:16:54

TheMotionVictor: petals

from the kitchen, yeah.

410

: 00:16:56

Huh.

411

: 00:16:56

I should buy a boat: So, uh,

they've had double dinner and

412

: 00:17:01

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, mixing

Indian and Italian food, uh,

413

: 00:17:04

that's not a, not, not a good idea.

414

: 00:17:06

Yeah.

415

: 00:17:07

Mixing the mussels with the

curry, although mussels curried,

416

: 00:17:10

ooh, that could possibly…

417

: 00:17:13

Ooh, that could be good.

418

: 00:17:14

All right, r- remind me to look

into a mussels curry recipe.

419

: 00:17:19

Actually, that sounds like

a, sounds like a mob name.

420

: 00:17:22

Like, "Hey, I need you

to go down and talk to

421

: 00:17:24

air in the bag: Mm, scary, yeah.

422

: 00:17:27

He's like, yes.

423

: 00:17:30

I can see this dude.

424

: 00:17:31

He is in, like, The Raid or something.

425

: 00:17:34

Like, yes.

426

: 00:17:39

TheMotionVictor: Uh, Tony

goes home with a new suit.

427

: 00:17:40

Uh, uh, Carmela is working on

Meadow's graduation party, and

428

: 00:17:46

whoa, uh, Tony gives a great

little, "Oh, what the fuck is this?"

429

: 00:17:49

And it's a fur coat

430

: 00:17:51

air in the bag: It's so poofy.

431

: 00:17:52

Why is this suit so poofy?

432

: 00:17:54

There must be air in the bag.

433

: 00:17:57

I should buy a boat: He's

tried to do a bit and she

434

: 00:17:58

air in the bag: Yeah.

435

: 00:17:59

I should buy a boat: into it at all, and

this is the most I've identified with Tony

436

: 00:18:08

TheMotionVictor: Nice

437

: 00:18:12

Um, so, uh, then, uh, they,

uh, have some sexy time.

438

: 00:18:18

uh, uh, Tony and his wife actually have

sexy time with each other, so that's new.

439

: 00:18:23

Uh, and,

440

: 00:18:25

air in the bag: a little, felt a

little awkward because, uh, I've always

441

: 00:18:30

like, having not watched the show

and only seen clips and stuff, and

442

: 00:18:35

then also there's kind of a, a facial

resemblance between Edie Falco and my

443

: 00:18:41

best friend's mom, who's also like an

Italian lady of about the same age.

444

: 00:18:46

And like, there's, there's,

there's a handful of things in

445

: 00:18:49

common where I've always kind

of associated Carmela with her.

446

: 00:18:55

And so this was kind of like, "Ugh, mm,

uh, I'm glad they didn't show anything.

447

: 00:19:01

This was super awkward."

448

: 00:19:02

It could have been more

awkward, but it was not.

449

: 00:19:05

No

450

: 00:19:06

I should buy a boat: uncomfortable, Jafar.

451

: 00:19:07

Interesting.

452

: 00:19:08

air in the bag: It, it did, yes.

453

: 00:19:10

I should buy a boat: Uh

454

: 00:19:12

TheMotionVictor: Uh, then suddenly

it's, it's snowing outside and,

455

: 00:19:18

uh, he's, he's walking in front

of a saltwater taffy place

456

: 00:19:22

air in the bag: mm-hmm,

457

: 00:19:23

I should buy a boat: on the Jersey Pier

458

: 00:19:25

air in the bag: Yes

459

: 00:19:26

TheMotionVictor: and, uh, then, then

they're talking about some kind of

460

: 00:19:29

diagnosis that he has, and then it's

like, oh, okay, this is a dream.

461

: 00:19:35

air in the bag: Yeah, they're

talking about spring snow.

462

: 00:19:37

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

463

: 00:19:37

air in the bag: is a thing.

464

: 00:19:39

I should buy a boat: Угу

465

: 00:19:40

air in the bag: Um,

particularly in this area.

466

: 00:19:43

It was particularly bad, I

did- I looked it up, in: 1969

467

: 00:19:48

But there was the, one of the

oldest years on record there,: 1816

468

: 00:19:53

The year without a summer

is what they call that year,

469

: 00:19:58

TheMotionVictor: 1816?

470

: 00:19:59

air in the bag: 1816.

471

: 00:20:00

It was so cold all around.

472

: 00:20:01

But this has happened as recently as 2020.

473

: 00:20:05

And the only reason I know all

this is 'cause I really wanted

474

: 00:20:07

to make a global warming joke.

475

: 00:20:09

And then I was like, "Well, I should look

it up and see how, like, when the last

476

: 00:20:13

time this happened was," because, oh,

it would be, "Oh, yeah, global warming.

477

: 00:20:17

It a bit a bit."

478

: 00:20:17

No, Jafar, eat shit, 2020.

479

: 00:20:19

It has to do with Arctic winds

getting pulled down, uh, across, uh,

480

: 00:20:26

Greenland and then crossing the ocean

481

: 00:20:28

TheMotionVictor: I do remember 2020

482

: 00:20:32

I should buy a boat: We have to protect

ourselves from these Arctic winds

483

: 00:20:35

air in the bag: Great news.

484

: 00:20:36

Uh, we just signed a big deal with

them that's exactly the same as the

485

: 00:20:39

deal we signed with them 50 years

ago, but now Trump's name is on it.

486

: 00:20:43

I should buy a boat: Yep.

487

: 00:20:45

Victory

488

: 00:20:45

TheMotionVictor: do, I do remember in

: 2020

489

: 00:20:49

pretty harsh winter that year, because

I do remember specifically I got to work

490

: 00:20:54

from home for an entire week straight.

491

: 00:20:56

Oh man, that was great.

492

: 00:20:57

And I had this brilliant, idea to save

on, uh, on electricity was I, I, I emptied

493

: 00:21:06

out my fridge and I, uh, had a, had a

couple of coolers and I had them outside

494

: 00:21:13

and I kept my food outside in the coolers

because it was just that fucking cold.

495

: 00:21:19

I should buy a boat: Is, was

your, uh, fridge still plugged in?

496

: 00:21:22

TheMotionVictor: No.

497

: 00:21:23

yeah, to save, I said, I was like,

"Ha ha, I'm smart, saving money here."

498

: 00:21:28

I should buy a boat: Welcome to how

Midwesterners keep their s- uh, beer

499

: 00:21:31

and soda five months out of the year.

500

: 00:21:36

air in the bag: Yeah.

501

: 00:21:37

Why are you putting that in the fridge?

502

: 00:21:38

Throw it in the garage.

503

: 00:21:39

What's wrong with you?

504

: 00:21:42

I should buy a boat: Every

505

: 00:21:42

TheMotionVictor: Oh, funny

506

: 00:21:43

I should buy a boat: you will come home to

find a drunk raccoon, but other than that

507

: 00:21:50

Pull yourself together, drunk raccoon.

508

: 00:21:51

You're on TV.

509

: 00:21:53

TheMotionVictor: If I could, if I, did

I ever tell you about Rory the raccoon?

510

: 00:21:56

air in the bag: I don't believe so.

511

: 00:21:57

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, while I was,

uh, while I was house-sitting, uh, last

512

: 00:22:00

week, uh, uh, for my, uh, my mother and

my stepdad, uh, I had five cats I had to

513

: 00:22:05

take care of, uh, in, in addition to…

514

: 00:22:08

I should buy a boat: cats

515

: 00:22:08

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

516

: 00:22:09

And, uh, two of them lived outside in

the garage, and it was so fucking funny.

517

: 00:22:14

I go out there one night to go top off

the, the garage cats', uh, food and

518

: 00:22:18

water dishes, and I open the door, and

there was this, this is the chonkiest

519

: 00:22:22

raccoon I have ever seen in my life.

520

: 00:22:25

Like, I caught him, and he was

eating the cat food, and he

521

: 00:22:28

would just go running away.

522

: 00:22:29

But he was just so chonky,

he was, like, running slow,

523

: 00:22:32

like rup, rup, rup, rup, rup.

524

: 00:22:34

And, uh, Callie, one of the, one of the

black cats that lives in the garage,

525

: 00:22:38

she was just lounging there in her

little cardboard box, just not even…

526

: 00:22:42

completely nonplussed

about the whole thing.

527

: 00:22:44

She just looked over at the

raccoon, looked at me, and was

528

: 00:22:46

like, "Yep, that, that's a raccoon.

529

: 00:22:48

He does that."

530

: 00:22:48

So it was…

531

: 00:22:51

Anyway, so yeah, uh, raccoons are great.

532

: 00:22:54

But, um, but I hear

Rory's getting evicted.

533

: 00:22:56

Um, I heard that Mike's gonna go

get one of those, uh, traps from the

534

: 00:23:00

city, and I have to, uh, yeah, of

him 'cause, uh, yeah, they, raccoons

535

: 00:23:06

are one of the few animals in North

America that can carry rabies.

536

: 00:23:09

So it's, sorry, Rory,

you're getting evicted.

537

: 00:23:12

I should buy a boat: Yep, it's,

uh, raccoons and, uh, Texans.

538

: 00:23:17

Uh

539

: 00:23:20

I, I understand what

your dad's going through.

540

: 00:23:22

I have shot 16 woodchucks this year.

541

: 00:23:25

TheMotionVictor: Jesus, dude.

542

: 00:23:26

What are you on a fucking

bounty hunt or something?

543

: 00:23:29

I should buy a boat: They are,

they are very damaging, and

544

: 00:23:31

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

545

: 00:23:32

I should buy a boat: to go away.

546

: 00:23:33

Uh, so yeah.

547

: 00:23:37

Uh,

548

: 00:23:38

TheMotionVictor: 16.

549

: 00:23:38

Damn, dude.

550

: 00:23:39

Wow.

551

: 00:23:41

You, do you

552

: 00:23:41

I should buy a boat: one thing where

I, uh, mentioned the other day to a

553

: 00:23:44

group of friends, uh, "Hey, uh…"

554

: 00:23:46

So it, it turned out to be nothing.

555

: 00:23:48

There was just a, uh, unmoved,

like an unattended car that had

556

: 00:23:52

been left in, in the street.

557

: 00:23:54

But the police showed up at

my house and were, you know,

558

: 00:23:56

like, "Hey, is this your car?"

559

: 00:23:58

And I was like, man, before I

answered and found out what they

560

: 00:24:00

were looking for, I had a ton of,

of, you know, I was super nervous.

561

: 00:24:03

And one of my friends was like,

"Ben, that's your anxiety."

562

: 00:24:06

And I'm like, "I've also been shooting

a lot of stuff in my backyard."

563

: 00:24:10

So like there are real reasons I

might be worried the cops show up.

564

: 00:24:14

TheMotionVictor: I, I'm just

picturing you with one of those, like,

565

: 00:24:17

Predator masks and a, and a string

of raccoon skulls around your neck.

566

: 00:24:22

I should buy a boat: Woodchucks.

567

: 00:24:23

I haven't

568

: 00:24:24

TheMotionVictor: What do you…

569

: 00:24:24

Woodchucks, yeah.

570

: 00:24:25

I should buy a boat: Yep.

571

: 00:24:26

Uh, yeah, but this d- dream ends

with Tony lighting himself on fire

572

: 00:24:33

air in the bag: A little self-immolation

573

: 00:24:35

It's so damn hot, I saw these little guys

in the orange robe burst into flames.

574

: 00:24:39

It's that hot.

575

: 00:24:39

Do you know what I'm talking about?

576

: 00:24:41

air in the bag: He, uh, he wakes up,

he tells Carmela he's so depressed he's

577

: 00:24:44

gonna kill himself, and then he's all

like, "Wait, my pain isn't up here, it's

578

: 00:24:51

down here," and he holds his stomach.

579

: 00:24:54

And he's all like, "Fucking

vindaloo," as he runs to the bathroom

580

: 00:24:57

TheMotionVictor: Ah, chicken vindaloo.

581

: 00:25:00

that sounds amazing.

582

: 00:25:01

Not

583

: 00:25:01

air in the bag: God

584

: 00:25:02

TheMotionVictor: but,

585

: 00:25:02

I should buy a boat: vindaloo.

586

: 00:25:03

TheMotionVictor: Which I found out

is not actually an Indian dish.

587

: 00:25:06

It's a British dish,

588

: 00:25:07

I should buy a boat: Oh

589

: 00:25:08

TheMotionVictor: like, yeah

590

: 00:25:09

air in the bag: Well, hmm.

591

: 00:25:11

TheMotionVictor: that they,

592

: 00:25:12

air in the bag: Vindaloo?

593

: 00:25:13

TheMotionVictor: vindaloo, yeah, did

594

: 00:25:14

air in the bag: Vindaloo?

595

: 00:25:16

TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

596

: 00:25:16

air in the bag: Well I

597

: 00:25:17

mean, did it originate by

Indian people in England?

598

: 00:25:20

TheMotionVictor: I don't know if

it, I, I don't know if it was…

599

: 00:25:22

air in the bag: 'Cause I know

that's chicken tikka masala.

600

: 00:25:25

Chicken tikka, historic Indian dish.

601

: 00:25:27

Chicken tikka masala, British-made variant

602

: 00:25:31

TheMotionVictor: I'm

like 80% sure on this.

603

: 00:25:33

Let me, let

604

: 00:25:34

air in the bag: Okay.

605

: 00:25:34

No, we don't need to do

the research, Victor.

606

: 00:25:36

That's, that's the antithesis of

this podcast is doing the research.

607

: 00:25:41

Um, I say shouting numbers that

snowfall happened in New Jersey.

608

: 00:25:46

Um,

609

: 00:25:49

uh, we see, uh, Big Pussy hand off

a tape to his, uh, to his carrier

610

: 00:25:56

TheMotionVictor: Have

611

: 00:25:56

air in the bag: and,

612

: 00:25:57

TheMotionVictor: before?

613

: 00:25:58

air in the bag: yes.

614

: 00:25:58

I should buy a boat: him up last time

615

: 00:26:00

TheMotionVictor: Okay

616

: 00:26:00

air in the bag: He takes

a giant cut of the money.

617

: 00:26:03

I can't help but feel like

Skip's not actually a fed.

618

: 00:26:07

The way that this goes down and the way

that they talk, I think he's just a guy

619

: 00:26:12

who ID'd Big Puss and is taking his money

620

: 00:26:17

I should buy a boat:

That would be hilarious

621

: 00:26:19

air in the bag: I mean, it wouldn't be

because of what happens to Big Pussy

622

: 00:26:21

in this episode, but, uh, I don't know.

623

: 00:26:25

It's just, that's just

the vibe that I get.

624

: 00:26:26

In fact, I think I'm gonna…

625

: 00:26:28

Let's stash that.

626

: 00:26:29

I'm gonna put that on my predictions

627

: 00:26:31

TheMotionVictor: All right.

628

: 00:26:33

That does seem like something that the

629

: 00:26:35

I should buy a boat: here

630

: 00:26:36

TheMotionVictor: pussy would fall for

631

: 00:26:37

I should buy a boat: our just general,

you know, "Oh, hey, the only difference

632

: 00:26:41

between the, the feds and the, the

criminals is one set has a badge

633

: 00:26:47

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

634

: 00:26:48

You're not wrong.

635

: 00:26:50

Yeah

636

: 00:26:53

What's the, uh, blah-da-da-da-da-da.

637

: 00:26:55

Uh, oh, and he, he…

638

: 00:26:57

Remember microcassettes?

639

: 00:27:00

I should buy a boat: No

640

: 00:27:01

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, I know, right?

641

: 00:27:02

Yeah.

642

: 00:27:02

And he, a- and he hands this guy, uh,

a, a wad full of money in an envelope.

643

: 00:27:07

That is, like, the third wad of money

in an envelope just this episode.

644

: 00:27:10

We're not even, like, 20 minutes in.

645

: 00:27:12

Like, damn.

646

: 00:27:13

I should buy a boat: Man,

I want a lot of money

647

: 00:27:16

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

648

: 00:27:17

Ugh.

649

: 00:27:18

Then we cut back to, uh, Tony, and

you can tell he's sick because,

650

: 00:27:22

uh, Carmela brings him a Coke.

651

: 00:27:25

first of all, that makes it worse, dude.

652

: 00:27:27

No, you need to bring him a Sprite.

653

: 00:27:29

Sprite is

654

: 00:27:29

air in the bag: of Vernors

655

: 00:27:31

TheMotionVictor: What's a Vernors?

656

: 00:27:33

I've lost you

657

: 00:27:34

boy

658

: 00:27:34

TheMotionVictor: Ginger

659

: 00:27:35

air in the bag: A ginger ale

660

: 00:27:36

TheMotionVictor: yes, that is true.

661

: 00:27:37

But you can tell he's sick because he's

clutching the Coke with both hands.

662

: 00:27:41

I should buy a boat: Yes

663

: 00:27:44

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

664

: 00:27:45

No, but yeah, personally, uh,

me, Sprite with a lemon wedge is

665

: 00:27:48

what you do for an upset stomach.

666

: 00:27:49

But yeah, ginger ale, I

could see that working, too.

667

: 00:27:53

then we're rack- back in the dream

world, and I'm just like, "Oh, this

668

: 00:27:55

is gonna be one of those episodes.

669

: 00:27:57

Geez."

670

: 00:27:57

So,

671

: 00:27:58

air in the bag: Yeah.

672

: 00:27:58

I should buy a boat: Yeah, we

673

: 00:27:59

air in the bag: spies himself…

674

: 00:28:00

I should buy a boat: there

675

: 00:28:01

air in the bag: Yeah, he, he, uh,

he, like, gets on one of those, like,

676

: 00:28:04

viewers for the distance thing, and

he sees himself playing cards with

677

: 00:28:08

Paulie Walnuts before he shoots him

678

: 00:28:10

TheMotionVictor: Do

those things still exist?

679

: 00:28:11

Uh, uh, uh, are, are there any of the…

680

: 00:28:13

I could see those existing in

Detroit, those little, uh, things.

681

: 00:28:19

air in the bag: I mean, well, here's

the thing is when you're on the

682

: 00:28:22

riverfront in Detroit, you're just

looking at Canada and you can see it.

683

: 00:28:26

You don't need one of those things

684

: 00:28:28

I should buy a boat: The, the,

the river's like yards across.

685

: 00:28:32

air in the bag: Yeah

686

: 00:28:33

TheMotionVictor: was like,

"Yep, there's Canada.

687

: 00:28:34

It's right there."

688

: 00:28:35

air in the bag: Yeah, 100%.

689

: 00:28:38

Next time I'm there, I'll take a photo

and be all like, "Hey, there's Canada."

690

: 00:28:42

TheMotionVictor: Can…

691

: 00:28:43

Is it, what, what was that movie

where there's that guy on the

692

: 00:28:46

island and, and he's standing on the

shore, and there's another guy on an

693

: 00:28:50

island, and he goes, "Hey, fuck you.

694

: 00:28:52

you."

695

: 00:28:54

You don't know what I'm talking about?

696

: 00:28:56

air in the bag: It, this feels vaguely

familiar to me, but I don't recall

697

: 00:28:59

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

698

: 00:29:00

Is that what you do in Canada?

699

: 00:29:01

Except, yeah, anyway.

700

: 00:29:03

I should buy a boat: I think, Gin

701

: 00:29:06

air in the bag: Something.

702

: 00:29:06

Yeah, I didn't catch the game

703

: 00:29:07

TheMotionVictor: this must

be a flashback to, uh…

704

: 00:29:10

they're playing, they're playing, uh, a

705

: 00:29:12

air in the bag: Well, Paulie Walnuts

is still alive, and I-- he's the

706

: 00:29:15

only, he's the only mobster besides

Big Pussy whose name I know.

707

: 00:29:19

I don't know any of the rest of

their names, so I'm gonna say it's…

708

: 00:29:22

Oh, there's, yeah, okay, Christopher.

709

: 00:29:24

Yeah.

710

: 00:29:25

Most of these guys I don't have names for

711

: 00:29:28

I should buy a boat:

telling these 50-year-old

712

: 00:29:30

air in the bag: say their names ever.

713

: 00:29:31

I should buy a boat: no

714

: 00:29:34

air in the bag: And they're, most

of the time they're not in the

715

: 00:29:36

subtitles, so I'm just fucking

lost 'cause I can't Google it.

716

: 00:29:40

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

717

: 00:29:41

I should buy a boat: This is

718

: 00:29:42

air in the bag: I don't think we've

heard a name f- like there's, he's

719

: 00:29:43

got like a main guy who's like on

the boat with them and everything.

720

: 00:29:48

We see him in every fucking scene.

721

: 00:29:50

No one has said his name, not once

in a single episode we've watched.

722

: 00:29:56

I should buy a boat: The one guy

whose name I knew I knew is now dead.

723

: 00:30:00

TheMotionVictor: Right?

724

: 00:30:01

air in the bag: I don't even know

if I know Paulie Walnuts because of,

725

: 00:30:05

uh, they've said it in the show or if

that's just such a memorable fucking

726

: 00:30:09

name that I just remember it from,

like, my dad talking about the show.

727

: 00:30:14

I should buy a boat: Mm-hmm

728

: 00:30:15

air in the bag: I might not

even have the right character.

729

: 00:30:19

TheMotionVictor: Um, so then

Tony wakes up again after, after

730

: 00:30:23

getting into a clown car with, uh,

731

: 00:30:26

in his fever dream.

732

: 00:30:28

And it is

733

: 00:30:29

air in the bag: is,

that's very Twin Peaks.

734

: 00:30:33

She's dead, wrapped in plastic

735

: 00:30:38

TheMotionVictor: It is very

clear at this point that Tony,

736

: 00:30:41

uh, he's not actually that sick.

737

: 00:30:42

He just has man flu.

738

: 00:30:44

He, he is telling Carmela, "I'm gonna die.

739

: 00:30:48

Oh, just let me die."

740

: 00:30:50

air in the bag: Yeah

741

: 00:30:51

TheMotionVictor: And Artie

742

: 00:30:53

air in the bag: Yeah

743

: 00:30:53

TheMotionVictor: because he wants

to go over the new menu items, and,

744

: 00:30:56

air in the bag: Yeah.

745

: 00:30:57

We spend like 10 minutes defending Artie's

shellfish honor here as Tony j'accuse.

746

: 00:31:03

I should buy a boat: weird that

they spend so much time on this.

747

: 00:31:07

TheMotionVictor: Which I,

I, yeah, yeah, I, I, I could

748

: 00:31:09

air in the bag: I feel

like we missed something.

749

: 00:31:11

There had to have been another episode,

someone else got sick or something, or

750

: 00:31:16

there's a little bit of concern about

Artie's ability to actually manage.

751

: 00:31:20

Maybe there's like a whole like

Artie has shellfish anxiety plot

752

: 00:31:24

line that we missed or something like

753

: 00:31:26

TheMotionVictor: I'm gonna say

last time on, Artie, uh, to save,

754

: 00:31:30

to s- on, on much like the calling

card scheme that we're doing, Artie

755

: 00:31:35

was buying counterfeit shellfish.

756

: 00:31:38

And

757

: 00:31:39

he was,

758

: 00:31:39

air in the bag: Ooh.

759

: 00:31:40

TheMotionVictor: it at full price.

760

: 00:31:41

Yeah.

761

: 00:31:42

I should buy a boat: yes, and this

is part of ownership interest,

762

: 00:31:48

TheMotionVictor: Ааа.

763

: 00:31:48

air in the bag: Hmm.

764

: 00:31:49

I should buy a boat: shop,

765

: 00:31:50

TheMotionVictor: Угу

766

: 00:31:51

I should buy a boat: he's like,

"Artie, I'm gonna come in and I'm gonna

767

: 00:31:53

streamline your whole meat ordering.

768

: 00:31:57

and here's all these fish that

fell off the back of a truck."

769

: 00:32:00

And he's like, "Well, were

they still refrigerated?"

770

: 00:32:02

And he's like, "We don't ask

those kinds of questions here."

771

: 00:32:06

TheMotionVictor: You just boil 'em.

772

: 00:32:07

Just boil the fish.

773

: 00:32:08

It'll be fine.

774

: 00:32:08

Yeah.

775

: 00:32:10

I should buy a boat: I think this is

Tony's bad, uh, uh, seafood sourcing

776

: 00:32:14

coming and literally biting him in the ass

777

: 00:32:18

TheMotionVictor: I saw a, uh, I saw a

really good, uh, cooking clip on YouTube

778

: 00:32:21

about, how to make a, a poor man's

tomahawk steak, and it was, uh, he-

779

: 00:32:27

this dude just bought some ground chuck

and shaped it, and he, he got the bone

780

: 00:32:32

from a tomahawk steak and just formed

it like clay into the into the bone.

781

: 00:32:39

I should buy a boat: steak

782

: 00:32:40

TheMotionVictor: 100% what it was.

783

: 00:32:42

And he grilled it,

seasoned it, looked great.

784

: 00:32:44

Took one bite of it and he

goes, "Oh, that is shit."

785

: 00:32:47

I should buy a boat: Yeah, it's a,

786

: 00:32:48

air in the bag: Yeah.

787

: 00:32:49

I should buy a boat: it's a Temu hawk

788

: 00:32:50

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, too

789

: 00:32:54

I should buy a boat: I, I had, uh, Glo and

I shared a tomahawk state- steak in Vegas.

790

: 00:32:59

It was

791

: 00:33:02

Ridiculously expensive.

792

: 00:33:03

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

793

: 00:33:04

air in the bag: Yeah

794

: 00:33:06

TheMotionVictor: Man, I haven't had

795

: 00:33:07

air in the bag: Yeah, they can be.

796

: 00:33:09

Uh, Livia gets cornered by the cops at

the airport on her way to Tucson, Arizona

797

: 00:33:15

TheMotionVictor: Um,

798

: 00:33:16

air in the bag: In another dream, we meet

Boney Soprano, the classic meatball sub

799

: 00:33:23

Because Tony's got a giant hard-on

that they focus on through his pants.

800

: 00:33:26

That was Boney Soprano.

801

: 00:33:28

Come on.

802

: 00:33:29

TheMotionVictor: Uh,

803

: 00:33:29

air in the bag: Come on.

804

: 00:33:30

TheMotionVictor: I get it, yeah.

805

: 00:33:31

I should buy a boat: a dream

that involved a sandwich."

806

: 00:33:35

air in the bag: Oh, no, no, it's his dick.

807

: 00:33:37

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

808

: 00:33:37

I should buy a boat: I

do remember this dream

809

: 00:33:39

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

810

: 00:33:41

Yep.

811

: 00:33:43

Totally bangs the doc in his dream.

812

: 00:33:44

And now, and now it finally,

uh, hit me who this, who the

813

: 00:33:49

psychiatrist reminds me of.

814

: 00:33:51

might just be crazy here,

but d- doesn't she kinda have

815

: 00:33:55

from Janine from Ghostbusters?

816

: 00:33:58

air in the bag: Mm.

817

: 00:33:59

A little bit.

818

: 00:34:00

Little bit

819

: 00:34:01

TheMotionVictor: Hmm.

820

: 00:34:02

I don't know, I'm…

821

: 00:34:02

It be a stretch here, but anyway,

822

: 00:34:04

air in the bag: Eh.

823

: 00:34:04

TheMotionVictor: um, wakes up

again, and it's the doctor, like,

824

: 00:34:10

uh, doctor making a house call.

825

: 00:34:13

Now, this is either…

826

: 00:34:14

I figured this either must be another

part of his dream, or this is a

827

: 00:34:17

mafia doctor, because d- no one…

828

: 00:34:20

Doctors don't do house calls anymore.

829

: 00:34:22

I should buy a boat: this is his neighbor.

830

: 00:34:24

TheMotionVictor: Oh, it's his neighbor.

831

: 00:34:25

Okay

832

: 00:34:25

I should buy a boat: pilot, his,

his PC is his neighbor, uh, r-

833

: 00:34:30

recommended him to the therapist.

834

: 00:34:34

TheMotionVictor: Okay

835

: 00:34:37

Uh,

836

: 00:34:37

air in the bag: Yep.

837

: 00:34:38

TheMotionVictor: then we bounce

back into the dream world

838

: 00:34:40

air in the bag: I, I do wanna call out,

Tony's been saying lots of racist shit

839

: 00:34:43

about Indian food this entire time,

840

: 00:34:45

TheMotionVictor: Oh

841

: 00:34:46

air in the bag: and the doctor's

all like, "Oh, no, the spices

842

: 00:34:48

are actually antimicrobial.

843

: 00:34:50

It's, uh, very intelligent."

844

: 00:34:52

Just wanna throw that in there real quick

845

: 00:34:54

TheMotionVictor: He, he, he

was throwing out slurs that

846

: 00:34:56

I'd never even heard before, so

847

: 00:34:58

air in the bag: It's things I

would not repeat on podcast.

848

: 00:35:01

TheMotionVictor: yeah.

849

: 00:35:02

I should buy a boat: We now

get my favorite dream sequence.

850

: 00:35:06

TheMotionVictor: With the fish

851

: 00:35:07

air in the bag: The talking fish

852

: 00:35:08

TheMotionVictor: Dude, as soon as

the fish showed up, I, I called it.

853

: 00:35:11

I wish I could've made it a

prediction somehow because those

854

: 00:35:13

fish are about to fucking talk.

855

: 00:35:15

I knew those fish were

about to talk, dude.

856

: 00:35:18

I should buy a boat: But,

857

: 00:35:18

TheMotionVictor: felt

858

: 00:35:19

I should buy a boat: I loved Tony

859

: 00:35:20

TheMotionVictor: it.

860

: 00:35:20

I should buy a boat: like,

"Oh man, you're looking good."

861

: 00:35:22

"Yeah, I'm only eight pounds now."

862

: 00:35:26

"Oh man, how'd you lose all the weight?"

863

: 00:35:27

"Swimming.

864

: 00:35:28

It

865

: 00:35:28

TheMotionVictor: Swim.

866

: 00:35:29

I should buy a boat: the muscle groups."

867

: 00:35:32

TheMotionVictor: That

was, that was brilliant.

868

: 00:35:33

I loved it

869

: 00:35:33

I should buy a boat: But then

870

: 00:35:34

air in the bag: a lot of fun

871

: 00:35:35

I should buy a boat: he-- so I think,

gonna say last time on, Tony just found

872

: 00:35:39

out about, uh, Pussy being a, uh, an

873

: 00:35:46

TheMotionVictor: Being a snitch?

874

: 00:35:47

Yeah.

875

: 00:35:47

air in the bag: Yeah

876

: 00:35:49

I should buy a boat: 100%, like

he hasn't like accepted it,

877

: 00:35:52

TheMotionVictor: Mm

878

: 00:35:53

I should buy a boat: this

879

: 00:35:53

air in the bag: I mean

880

: 00:35:53

he hasn't confirmed it until later in

this episode, so definitely an inkling of

881

: 00:35:59

I should buy a boat: but this is the

culmination of everything where he, uh,

882

: 00:36:03

as soon as the big pussy fish says, "Hey,

883

: 00:36:07

TheMotionVictor: fish?

884

: 00:36:08

I should buy a boat: be quiet.

885

: 00:36:09

The two guys next to me are

asleep," he's like, "No, you're

886

: 00:36:12

sleeping with the fishes.

887

: 00:36:14

No.

888

: 00:36:15

What the hell is this?

889

: 00:36:16

That's Sicilian message.

890

: 00:36:17

It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

891

: 00:36:20

TheMotionVictor: Oh, ah,

892

: 00:36:22

I should buy a boat: Uh-

893

: 00:36:22

TheMotionVictor: ah, ah, ah.

894

: 00:36:23

There's that…

895

: 00:36:24

That's nice.

896

: 00:36:25

Nice.

897

: 00:36:25

There's that Mensa IQ again.

898

: 00:36:26

I, I didn't even catch that,

sleeping with the fishes.

899

: 00:36:28

That's brilliant.

900

: 00:36:30

air in the bag: Mmhmm

901

: 00:36:30

I should buy a boat: one of the earlier

dreams, the guy who I, I know exactly

902

: 00:36:33

who you're talking about, Jaffair,

the guy who we don't know his name,

903

: 00:36:39

like, uh, uh, uh, Michael Corleone

from The Godfather Part III

904

: 00:36:47

air in the bag: Yeah.

905

: 00:36:48

I should buy a boat: in the dream, and

it's just like, "Oh, that was a choice."

906

: 00:36:53

And it's like, "Well, that's the only

one where, uh, he's wearing a sweater,

907

: 00:36:57

and it is kind of cold out here, so, uh

908

: 00:37:01

TheMotionVictor: Hmm.

909

: 00:37:02

So they go to pick up Pussy

afterwards, and, uh, Tony, Tony

910

: 00:37:05

goes pukey in Pussy's toilet.

911

: 00:37:07

And,

912

: 00:37:08

I should buy a boat: a fake puke

913

: 00:37:10

TheMotionVictor: I think

it was a real puke.

914

: 00:37:12

And he just, uh, he needed an

excuse, yes, t- to go snoop.

915

: 00:37:17

And damn, dude, they f- he finds the bug

and the, the tapes in Pussy's cigar box.

916

: 00:37:22

Ugh, damn.

917

: 00:37:24

I was like, it is like, "Hey,

it's time to go buy a boat."

918

: 00:37:27

And I'm just like, yeah, Pussy is

not coming back from that boat.

919

: 00:37:31

Ah, just like, mm, man.

920

: 00:37:35

They, uh, they go out there.

921

: 00:37:38

They got this other guy.

922

: 00:37:39

A- and neither of these guys, I don't

know their names, but, but I'm gonna say

923

: 00:37:42

last time on they're related, absolutely.

924

: 00:37:45

the, the younger guy and the

older guy with the gray hair d-

925

: 00:37:48

I should buy a boat: You

926

: 00:37:48

TheMotionVictor: on the boat.

927

: 00:37:49

I should buy a boat: are related?

928

: 00:37:50

TheMotionVictor: No, I think

these two guys are related.

929

: 00:37:53

They, look like it.

930

: 00:37:54

They got the same, um, I don't

know, they got the same vibe.

931

: 00:37:58

Oh.

932

: 00:38:00

Um, but yeah, we find out that Pussy

has been singing his ass off, that

933

: 00:38:04

he's been, he's been, uh, snitching

to the feds for a year and a half now.

934

: 00:38:10

I should buy a boat: Yeah

935

: 00:38:11

TheMotionVictor: and…

936

: 00:38:11

But I love, I love Ben's idea that,

uh, that the guy, his, uh, his, his FBI

937

: 00:38:16

informant is just some dude who, uh, who

bought a, a Dollar General FBI badge,

938

: 00:38:23

just, is just working Pussy for money.

939

: 00:38:26

air in the bag: Yeah

940

: 00:38:27

TheMotionVictor: That's kinda brilliant

941

: 00:38:29

air in the bag: Well, I mean, it's like

it's been a year and a half and Pussy's

942

: 00:38:32

all like, "Well, we'll, we'll get to it.

943

: 00:38:34

We'll get to it."

944

: 00:38:35

Um, he finds the stuff

though, and then they, uh…

945

: 00:38:40

He's all like, "Hey, we're going to look

at this boat," as the plot moves forward

946

: 00:38:46

TheMotionVictor: is the second time that

someone's gotten dicked over while, uh,

947

: 00:38:50

while looking on a boat on Last Time On.

948

: 00:38:53

uh, reminded me of, uh, Billions when, uh,

949

: 00:38:56

air in the bag: Uh, yes

950

: 00:38:58

TheMotionVictor: they took

what's-his-name out, and yeah.

951

: 00:39:01

Just moral of the story is

952

: 00:39:03

air in the bag: Don't get on boats.

953

: 00:39:06

That was, uh, they had a work thing

recently that was all like, "We're

954

: 00:39:09

gonna get all, get e- everyone

on a boat for, like, four hours."

955

: 00:39:13

And I'm all like,

956

: 00:39:15

TheMotionVictor: Umm.

957

: 00:39:15

air in the bag: "Mm, pass."

958

: 00:39:18

TheMotionVictor: Anyway,

um, let's see here.

959

: 00:39:22

Uh, so yeah, they shoot,

they, they shoot Pussy.

960

: 00:39:24

Ugh, damn.

961

: 00:39:26

Which, like, I think, uh, I, I could've…

962

: 00:39:28

I was like, man, uh, uh, for s- for sure

they were gonna take him up upstairs.

963

: 00:39:37

Like, I don't know, maybe I've just-

964

: 00:39:38

I should buy a boat: because

then the, the, uh, planes and

965

: 00:39:41

the satellites can see you

966

: 00:39:43

air in the bag: The, no,

this is the '90s, Ben.

967

: 00:39:45

That wasn't a thing yet

968

: 00:39:46

I should buy a boat: Well,

or like the Coast Guard.

969

: 00:39:48

Somebody

970

: 00:39:49

air in the bag: Oh, that's…

971

: 00:39:50

I guess, yeah.

972

: 00:39:51

TheMotionVictor: I've just been

973

: 00:39:51

air in the bag: Make a mess on the carpet?

974

: 00:39:53

Yeah

975

: 00:39:53

TheMotionVictor: "You

976

: 00:39:54

don't,

977

: 00:39:54

don't Well, not just the carpet.

978

: 00:39:55

I w- I'm like, it's the same thing

as shooting inside a spaceship.

979

: 00:39:58

You don't wanna put…

980

: 00:39:59

Well, then the th-

981

: 00:39:59

I should buy a boat: tube.

982

: 00:40:00

air in the bag: Yeah.

983

: 00:40:03

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

984

: 00:40:03

I should buy a boat: was one, it was

one thing where if they, you know,

985

: 00:40:07

uh, when they shot him originally,

but then Tony goes upstairs and, or up

986

: 00:40:11

on the deck and is just, like, having

his moment, and then you hear a couple

987

: 00:40:15

of more shots, which means they shot

him, like, as he was on the ground.

988

: 00:40:19

And I expected, because of the way

they portray these guys, Tony to come

989

: 00:40:23

back down, and they're just like, "Oh,

990

: 00:40:25

air in the bag: A

991

: 00:40:25

I should buy a boat: Tone."

992

: 00:40:26

And, like, water is bubbling up.

993

: 00:40:28

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

994

: 00:40:29

air in the bag: couple

inches of water in the boat.

995

: 00:40:32

But this ship can't sink

She's made of iron, sir.

996

: 00:40:35

I assure you, she can

997

: 00:40:37

air in the bag: Yep.

998

: 00:40:38

They, uh, they-

999

: 00:40:41

I should buy a boat: Uh, but no, they…

: 1000

00:40:41,384 --> 00:40:44,564

I feel bad for whoever's boat this is,

'cause he's gonna come back, he's like,

: 1001

00:40:44,612 --> 00:40:45,192

air in the bag: Don't

: 1002

00:40:45,344 --> 00:40:47,184

I should buy a boat:

a dozen bullet holes?"

: 1003

00:40:48,786 --> 00:40:49,956

air in the bag: I'm sure

they bought the boat.

: 1004

00:40:50,566 --> 00:40:51,976

Uh, perfectly legal.

: 1005

00:40:52,226 --> 00:40:59,946

Um, they, uh, bag and weight Pussy and

he, as he sinks, I was 100% expecting

: 1006

00:40:59,946 --> 00:41:02,206

there to be a big air bubble in the bag

: 1007

00:41:02,456 --> 00:41:03,246

I should buy a boat: Oh

: 1008

00:41:03,476 --> 00:41:05,866

air in the bag: went on that whole

spiel about how he ate- hates when

: 1009

00:41:05,866 --> 00:41:07,606

there's air trapped in the bag.

: 1010

00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:08,929

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, yeah.

: 1011

00:41:08,956 --> 00:41:11,806

air in the bag: And I thought that was,

like, the perfect callback to this moment.

: 1012

00:41:11,816 --> 00:41:14,346

The entire … As soon as we see

him in the bag, I'm like, "Oh, we're

: 1013

00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:17,076

gonna get an air in the bag thing."

: 1014

00:41:17,656 --> 00:41:18,276

No.

: 1015

00:41:18,556 --> 00:41:21,196

And I'm just like, I don't know.

: 1016

00:41:21,256 --> 00:41:22,926

I don't know if I'm a little disappointed.

: 1017

00:41:22,926 --> 00:41:26,176

If that was … I don't

think it was too easy, right?

: 1018

00:41:26,226 --> 00:41:28,056

Like, I don't know.

: 1019

00:41:28,456 --> 00:41:31,076

I would've, I would've had that in

that scene, and maybe that makes

: 1020

00:41:31,076 --> 00:41:35,646

me worse at TV than, uh, one of

the best TV shows of all time who

: 1021

00:41:35,646 --> 00:41:37,346

I have no right to argue with, but

: 1022

00:41:38,428 --> 00:41:40,548

I should buy a boat: The one thing

that gets me though for this is, and

: 1023

00:41:40,548 --> 00:41:43,648

it's always just been a thing I've

been wondering about ever since I

: 1024

00:41:43,648 --> 00:41:47,208

think the first time I saw somebody

like bagging up people and dropping

: 1025

00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,758

them in the harbor was Dexter.

: 1026

00:41:49,523 --> 00:41:50,423

TheMotionVictor: Oh, yeah.

: 1027

00:41:51,283 --> 00:41:52,543

he put them in pieces.

: 1028

00:41:52,573 --> 00:41:52,873

Yeah

: 1029

00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:55,938

I should buy a boat: the

dead body in plastic?

: 1030

00:41:56,918 --> 00:42:02,258

you want it be exposed to the

underwater elements so it decomposes?

: 1031

00:42:03,770 --> 00:42:04,280

air in the bag: No.

: 1032

00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:05,690

I should buy a boat: You

: 1033

00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:06,460

air in the bag: So

: 1034

00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:07,300

I should buy a boat: evidence.

: 1035

00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:08,320

Like, I understand not

: 1036

00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:08,730

air in the bag: you

: 1037

00:42:08,910 --> 00:42:11,460

I should buy a boat: them in loose

because you don't want, like, a hand

: 1038

00:42:11,510 --> 00:42:13,140

to show up and they can fingerprint it

: 1039

00:42:13,778 --> 00:42:15,978

air in the bag: Well, you don't

want, like, teeth to show up.

: 1040

00:42:16,008 --> 00:42:20,228

I, like, there's, there's parts

that are more innocuous than a whole

: 1041

00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:22,298

piece that would make it a problem.

: 1042

00:42:22,768 --> 00:42:26,458

And I-- this is before DNA testing.

: 1043

00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:27,311

TheMotionVictor: Nah.

: 1044

00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:28,034

I should buy a boat: uh, was

: 1045

00:42:28,068 --> 00:42:29,048

air in the bag: DNA was a thing.

: 1046

00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:29,481

TheMotionVictor: yeah,

: 1047

00:42:29,618 --> 00:42:29,978

air in the bag: Yeah,

: 1048

00:42:29,978 --> 00:42:30,468

so…

: 1049

00:42:30,521 --> 00:42:31,931

TheMotionVictor: long before the '90s, so

: 1050

00:42:32,068 --> 00:42:35,398

air in the bag: Well, I mean, DNA was

invented before the '90s, but DNA testing

: 1051

00:42:35,398 --> 00:42:38,328

for criminal cases as acceptable evidence.

: 1052

00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:42,358

Uh, I don't know if it's

on Tony's radar, you know.

: 1053

00:42:42,698 --> 00:42:45,498

But I would think you would

want nothing to get out until it

: 1054

00:42:45,498 --> 00:42:48,158

was all sufficiently decomposed

: 1055

00:42:48,229 --> 00:42:51,579

TheMotionVictor: See, if, if it was me, I

would, I would smash their teeth out and

: 1056

00:42:51,579 --> 00:42:55,879

chop off their fingers, and then put that

all in a blender, and then just make a

: 1057

00:42:55,879 --> 00:42:57,699

slurry, and then feed that to the sharks.

: 1058

00:42:57,709 --> 00:42:58,169

So

: 1059

00:42:58,906 --> 00:42:59,726

air in the bag: Okay, Vic.

: 1060

00:42:59,752 --> 00:43:00,212

I should buy a boat: blend

: 1061

00:43:00,339 --> 00:43:02,319

TheMotionVictor: listeners in

the Discord, uh, let us know, how

: 1062

00:43:02,319 --> 00:43:03,649

do you dispose of your bodies?

: 1063

00:43:03,689 --> 00:43:04,039

All right?

: 1064

00:43:04,652 --> 00:43:06,922

I should buy a boat: I'm now picturing

just going over to Victor's house and

: 1065

00:43:06,922 --> 00:43:08,802

he's just got a broken blender, and he's

: 1066

00:43:08,861 --> 00:43:09,171

TheMotionVictor: Uhhuh

: 1067

00:43:09,262 --> 00:43:10,632

" I should buy a boat: It's somehow worse."

: 1068

00:43:12,701 --> 00:43:14,701

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, just put that

right in the porch toilet and I gotta

: 1069

00:43:14,962 --> 00:43:15,922

I should buy a boat: Oh, God

: 1070

00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,080

air in the bag: God

: 1071

00:43:18,904 --> 00:43:21,274

I should buy a boat: But now,

while Tony is trying to deal with

: 1072

00:43:21,274 --> 00:43:23,454

this, Livia is calling being like,

: 1073

00:43:23,492 --> 00:43:23,872

air in the bag: Yeah

: 1074

00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:25,614

I should buy a boat: we got

arrested at the airport."

: 1075

00:43:25,614 --> 00:43:28,484

And he's like, "How hard

is it to get on a plane?"

: 1076

00:43:28,794 --> 00:43:33,404

Uh, like, well, you gave

her crime tickets, Tony.

: 1077

00:43:34,504 --> 00:43:35,224

Uh

: 1078

00:43:36,167 --> 00:43:39,017

TheMotionVictor: Which I don't even

understand how even back before

: 1079

00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:43,627

pre-9/11 air travel, how, how do

you steal plane tickets, dude?

: 1080

00:43:44,077 --> 00:43:45,487

Are they counterfeit plane tickets?

: 1081

00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:46,357

You'd think they would…

: 1082

00:43:46,907 --> 00:43:47,677

But how?

: 1083

00:43:48,057 --> 00:43:48,427

I don't,

: 1084

00:43:48,450 --> 00:43:51,270

air in the bag: How would that work

when someone else goes to that seat?

: 1085

00:43:51,325 --> 00:43:51,855

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1086

00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:56,180

air in the bag: You just re-seat them and

consume that something happened probably

: 1087

00:43:56,915 --> 00:43:57,325

TheMotionVictor: man.

: 1088

00:43:58,652 --> 00:44:02,792

air in the bag: Or I guess you steal them

and change the name on them, like prevent

: 1089

00:44:02,792 --> 00:44:04,492

the other people from using them somehow

: 1090

00:44:05,501 --> 00:44:05,921

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1091

00:44:06,361 --> 00:44:10,861

It's like the opposite of, of what's

happened with, uh, with movie tickets.

: 1092

00:44:11,171 --> 00:44:14,521

Like, you can no longer just sneak into

a movie theater and, and just have a seat

: 1093

00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,091

because now all the seats are assigned.

: 1094

00:44:16,568 --> 00:44:16,918

I should buy a boat: Yeah

: 1095

00:44:17,031 --> 00:44:17,561

TheMotionVictor: it's like, yeah

: 1096

00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:21,052

air in the bag: but by the same token,

I can't tell you the last time someone

: 1097

00:44:21,062 --> 00:44:23,182

actually looked at a movie ticket for me.

: 1098

00:44:23,485 --> 00:44:24,065

TheMotionVictor: That is true.

: 1099

00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:24,445

That is

: 1100

00:44:24,522 --> 00:44:28,812

air in the bag: Not counting screeners,

which is a whole separate production, but,

: 1101

00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,792

uh, like actual just walking into a movie.

: 1102

00:44:32,392 --> 00:44:37,932

I go see, like Beth and I's like typical

movie date is a like Sunday morning

: 1103

00:44:37,942 --> 00:44:43,052

at a small theater near us where we

will be one of maybe three to four

: 1104

00:44:43,072 --> 00:44:45,502

other people in that theater with us.

: 1105

00:44:46,212 --> 00:44:50,112

And if you sit down somewhere and you're

in someone else's seat, they would just

: 1106

00:44:50,122 --> 00:44:52,562

sit somewhere else and not say anything.

: 1107

00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:54,462

Uh

: 1108

00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:56,110

I should buy a boat: 'cause

you guys are the assholes

: 1109

00:44:56,876 --> 00:45:00,506

air in the bag: Uh, for sure, but

they would just go sit up a row.

: 1110

00:45:00,786 --> 00:45:05,146

Uh, I know because I've gone in, found

people in my seats, and just like,

: 1111

00:45:05,146 --> 00:45:09,436

"Oh, we'll just go up a row," or down

a row, or over a couple, depending on

: 1112

00:45:09,636 --> 00:45:11,936

the configuration and our desired seats.

: 1113

00:45:12,246 --> 00:45:14,216

And it's just like, I don't know.

: 1114

00:45:14,326 --> 00:45:16,986

I feel like it's gotta be way

easier to sneak into movies now.

: 1115

00:45:16,986 --> 00:45:19,876

I think you just go buy a popcorn

and walk into a movie and no

: 1116

00:45:19,876 --> 00:45:21,536

one asks you a fucking question

: 1117

00:45:21,565 --> 00:45:23,235

TheMotionVictor: yeah, they're

just happy to have business

: 1118

00:45:24,282 --> 00:45:27,412

we're here for, uh, So

Much Fun It's a Crime

: 1119

00:45:28,921 --> 00:45:29,411

air in the bag: Yeah

: 1120

00:45:29,488 --> 00:45:29,818

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1121

00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:30,928

a good point.

: 1122

00:45:31,008 --> 00:45:31,908

I went and saw Resident

: 1123

00:45:32,101 --> 00:45:32,541

I should buy a boat: now?

: 1124

00:45:32,811 --> 00:45:33,721

Who's coming to visit?

: 1125

00:45:34,329 --> 00:45:34,959

air in the bag: The FBI

: 1126

00:45:35,789 --> 00:45:36,949

I should buy a boat: The feds.

: 1127

00:45:38,489 --> 00:45:40,219

air in the bag: Yep, they're

gonna search the house.

: 1128

00:45:40,249 --> 00:45:43,439

They arrest Tony as Meadow

and her friends get home

: 1129

00:45:43,767 --> 00:45:48,367

I should buy a boat: Which this made

me mad because shows up and is like

: 1130

00:45:48,617 --> 00:45:52,607

shocked and embarrassed that all of her

friends are there as we are watching

: 1131

00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:54,847

Tony get perp walked, perp walked out.

: 1132

00:45:55,847 --> 00:46:00,327

Uh, she and her friends had

to walk past the FBI cordon,

: 1133

00:46:00,446 --> 00:46:00,476

TheMotionVictor: Right.

: 1134

00:46:00,957 --> 00:46:05,427

I should buy a boat: all the FBI cars, in

order to open the door and go, "Oh, pa-pa

: 1135

00:46:07,149 --> 00:46:10,319

air in the bag: Probably had to get,

like, checked on their way in because

: 1136

00:46:10,329 --> 00:46:13,749

you probably set up, like, a little

perp wall in case he tries to run.

: 1137

00:46:14,029 --> 00:46:14,779

I should buy a boat: Exactly.

: 1138

00:46:15,069 --> 00:46:17,329

Like, they are not just

like, it's not just

: 1139

00:46:17,394 --> 00:46:18,194

TheMotionVictor: Surprise!

: 1140

00:46:18,194 --> 00:46:18,494

Yeah.

: 1141

00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:19,819

I should buy a boat: There is

: 1142

00:46:19,897 --> 00:46:20,397

air in the bag: Yeah.

: 1143

00:46:20,469 --> 00:46:20,869

I should buy a boat: cordon

: 1144

00:46:23,777 --> 00:46:25,417

air in the bag: Good call out, Ben

: 1145

00:46:26,908 --> 00:46:28,948

TheMotionVictor: Maybe, hey,

wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny

: 1146

00:46:28,948 --> 00:46:31,298

if, uh, uh, all these guys…

: 1147

00:46:31,358 --> 00:46:32,058

Well, no, never mind.

: 1148

00:46:32,088 --> 00:46:33,318

They take him down to the station.

: 1149

00:46:33,798 --> 00:46:37,758

But I was gonna say maybe, what if

all these guys are working with, uh,

: 1150

00:46:37,788 --> 00:46:41,778

Pussy's fake handler, and he's like,

"Oh, shit, Pussy didn't show up for

: 1151

00:46:41,778 --> 00:46:46,138

my, for my weekly bribe," so he had to

go hire a bunch of fake FBI guy- Nah,

: 1152

00:46:46,148 --> 00:46:47,548

nah, nah, that's, that's, that's too…

: 1153

00:46:47,648 --> 00:46:48,048

Never mind.

: 1154

00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:49,363

air in the bag: Probably a bit much

: 1155

00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:52,253

I should buy a boat: the payoff to this

to be they put him in a cage in the

: 1156

00:46:52,253 --> 00:46:58,323

middle of the, uh, the bullpen, and I

was expecting the final, like, the final

: 1157

00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:02,973

bout of diarrhea to hit Tony while he's

trapped in a place with no bathroom.

: 1158

00:47:03,473 --> 00:47:03,913

Uh

: 1159

00:47:05,571 --> 00:47:10,241

air in the bag: Uh, this show is

funny in ways I did not expect.

: 1160

00:47:11,971 --> 00:47:18,881

Um, uh, he-- so we cut over, he,

uh, he gets out, uh, after he talks,

: 1161

00:47:18,881 --> 00:47:20,141

we see him talk to his lawyer.

: 1162

00:47:20,151 --> 00:47:21,351

Carmela talks to Meadow.

: 1163

00:47:21,671 --> 00:47:24,161

Meadow's-- and she's like, "Hey,

sorry that was embarrassing."

: 1164

00:47:24,181 --> 00:47:27,261

And Meadow's like, "Fuck my friends

if they don't get this shit."

: 1165

00:47:28,173 --> 00:47:28,633

I should buy a boat: Yeah

: 1166

00:47:29,266 --> 00:47:29,906

TheMotionVictor: That's awesome.

: 1167

00:47:30,081 --> 00:47:31,701

air in the bag: yeah, unexpected.

: 1168

00:47:31,851 --> 00:47:32,071

I should buy a boat: Eh.

: 1169

00:47:32,481 --> 00:47:37,931

Um, but, uh, the, the lawyer is just

like, "Hey, okay, so they just have

: 1170

00:47:37,941 --> 00:47:41,281

you on 30 fake airplane tickets."

: 1171

00:47:42,441 --> 00:47:46,171

this reminds me, hey, does everyone

remember Ben, your Internet's, Internet

: 1172

00:47:46,171 --> 00:47:48,771

dad's, uh, rule about doing crimes?

: 1173

00:47:50,081 --> 00:47:54,171

One, don't, but if you're going to

break the law, break one crime at a

: 1174

00:47:54,588 --> 00:47:54,868

TheMotionVictor: One at a time.

: 1175

00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:57,337

air in the bag: Mm-hmm

: 1176

00:47:58,068 --> 00:47:58,528

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

: 1177

00:47:59,191 --> 00:48:00,601

I should buy a boat:

while you've got weed.

: 1178

00:48:00,956 --> 00:48:02,106

TheMotionVictor: Don't speed with weed.

: 1179

00:48:03,286 --> 00:48:07,736

Don't, uh, make fake airline tickets, uh,

when you just murdered pussy on a boat

: 1180

00:48:07,981 --> 00:48:08,741

I should buy a boat: Exactly

: 1181

00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:09,567

air in the bag: Yeah.

: 1182

00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,307

One crime at a time

: 1183

00:48:13,410 --> 00:48:14,490

TheMotionVictor: Patience

on what's going on, buddy.

: 1184

00:48:14,881 --> 00:48:16,261

air in the bag: Uh, Tony talks to Dr.

: 1185

00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:16,661

Melfi

: 1186

00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:19,710

TheMotionVictor: All right, my cat

just tried to eat my microphone.

: 1187

00:48:19,750 --> 00:48:22,200

Okay, yeah, yeah, Toni goes

back to, uh, to the dock,

: 1188

00:48:22,935 --> 00:48:24,045

air in the bag: And she,

: 1189

00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:25,160

TheMotionVictor: as fuck

: 1190

00:48:25,885 --> 00:48:31,135

air in the bag: well, she knows he is

deeply sad and tries to get him to talk

: 1191

00:48:31,145 --> 00:48:36,035

about it 'cause he's upset that he just

had to kill his best friend, right?

: 1192

00:48:36,305 --> 00:48:38,015

And she knows something's wrong.

: 1193

00:48:38,405 --> 00:48:41,715

Uh, she talks about things, though, in

a way that makes me think that their

: 1194

00:48:41,715 --> 00:48:45,675

relationship has changed in a meaningful

way because she's all like, you know,

: 1195

00:48:45,675 --> 00:48:48,645

he talks-- he brings up his mom and

she's like, "Yeah, your mother tried

: 1196

00:48:48,645 --> 00:48:50,735

to have you killed with your uncle."

: 1197

00:48:51,065 --> 00:48:56,155

Like, that is a level of

conversation that premier Dr.

: 1198

00:48:56,155 --> 00:48:57,565

Melfi, pilot Dr.

: 1199

00:48:57,565 --> 00:48:58,845

Melfi would not have had.

: 1200

00:48:59,135 --> 00:49:01,805

She's like, "We can't talk

about this level of stuff."

: 1201

00:49:02,465 --> 00:49:06,625

So that's clearly changed over the

course of their relationship somehow,

: 1202

00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:12,635

and either she's exempt from mandatory

reporting or is no longer licensed and

: 1203

00:49:12,635 --> 00:49:15,865

has to, or something along those lines

: 1204

00:49:16,038 --> 00:49:18,858

TheMotionVictor: if Tony's uncle,

remember how he bought the doctor's

: 1205

00:49:18,858 --> 00:49:20,418

office so they could have conversations?

: 1206

00:49:20,428 --> 00:49:21,108

What if

: 1207

00:49:21,185 --> 00:49:22,675

air in the bag: Oh, he bought the office?

: 1208

00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:24,368

TheMotionVictor: What if she is…

: 1209

00:49:24,418 --> 00:49:29,208

What, what if Tony is actually

Melfi's actual boss now?

: 1210

00:49:30,037 --> 00:49:32,867

I should buy a boat: I think it's more

just as long as they do not talk about a

: 1211

00:49:32,867 --> 00:49:36,857

murder, is still bound by confidentiality.

: 1212

00:49:36,857 --> 00:49:45,477

But like they've, uh, because of how

Tony is, I think for most of this

: 1213

00:49:45,477 --> 00:49:47,437

season he has not been going to therapy

: 1214

00:49:48,577 --> 00:49:49,527

air in the bag: I would agree with That,

: 1215

00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:50,957

That, that feels like the vibe

: 1216

00:49:51,038 --> 00:49:54,058

TheMotionVictor: that that was

the show to start off with.

: 1217

00:49:54,068 --> 00:49:58,158

Like, every episode of The Sopranos is

Tony talking to his, to the psychiatrist

: 1218

00:49:58,448 --> 00:50:00,178

and recounting shit that happened.

: 1219

00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:05,418

Like, I, I, I thought that was gonna be

the whole ass show Which I think that

: 1220

00:50:05,418 --> 00:50:06,678

would've been a good show, you know?

: 1221

00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:08,888

But anyway, uh,

: 1222

00:50:09,543 --> 00:50:12,913

air in the bag: he does anything to

not talk about how deeply sad he is,

: 1223

00:50:13,493 --> 00:50:18,843

uh, ranging from A, this other stuff

you already know about, to I had a sex

: 1224

00:50:18,843 --> 00:50:21,043

dream about you, can we talk about that?

: 1225

00:50:21,763 --> 00:50:24,203

And he's just like, she is unwavering.

: 1226

00:50:24,203 --> 00:50:28,333

She's all like, "Well, you threw

that at me, but hey, we're still

: 1227

00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:29,743

not talking about why you're sad."

: 1228

00:50:32,893 --> 00:50:34,153

And he gets up and leaves.

: 1229

00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,123

He just won't discuss it.

: 1230

00:50:37,533 --> 00:50:42,533

Uh, Tony tells Chris he's getting

promoted as we see Meadow graduate.

: 1231

00:50:43,323 --> 00:50:47,223

Junior shows up, good to know

he's still around, as Tony

: 1232

00:50:47,223 --> 00:50:48,723

tells him to get the fuck out.

: 1233

00:50:49,943 --> 00:50:50,323

Yeah

: 1234

00:50:53,055 --> 00:50:55,335

Uh, and then Tony hangs

out with the Terminator.

: 1235

00:50:55,436 --> 00:50:55,836

TheMotionVictor: yep.

: 1236

00:50:56,013 --> 00:50:56,343

I should buy a boat: Yep

: 1237

00:50:57,167 --> 00:50:58,057

I'll be back

: 1238

00:50:59,885 --> 00:51:01,075

air in the bag: not that Terminator.

: 1239

00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:02,086

TheMotionVictor: The other

: 1240

00:51:02,105 --> 00:51:03,035

air in the bag: The second one.

: 1241

00:51:04,402 --> 00:51:05,812

Have you seen this boy?

: 1242

00:51:06,231 --> 00:51:11,191

TheMotionVictor: Which I'm pretty sure,

Oh, God, I'm, I'm spacing on his name.

: 1243

00:51:11,241 --> 00:51:12,091

T-: 1000

: 1244

00:51:12,312 --> 00:51:12,622

I should buy a boat: Robert

: 1245

00:51:12,671 --> 00:51:13,791

TheMotionVictor: Robert Patrick, yeah.

: 1246

00:51:14,121 --> 00:51:16,811

I'm pretty sure he was in the

X-Files as a main character for a

: 1247

00:51:16,952 --> 00:51:17,642

air in the bag: He was

: 1248

00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:20,981

TheMotionVictor: we- yep, g- contributing

to the, uh, to the crossover theory.

: 1249

00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:23,358

I should buy a boat: Yeah, but,

: 1250

00:51:23,394 --> 00:51:28,114

air in the bag: knowing, knowing

that he like kind of writes himself

: 1251

00:51:28,144 --> 00:51:32,104

off in this scene, I'm guessing he

was a reoccurring character earlier

: 1252

00:51:32,104 --> 00:51:34,364

in this season, and then he's gone.

: 1253

00:51:34,374 --> 00:51:35,434

We see him packed up.

: 1254

00:51:35,454 --> 00:51:36,494

He's going out west.

: 1255

00:51:37,324 --> 00:51:39,424

Same character, the X-Files agent.

: 1256

00:51:39,634 --> 00:51:40,914

Can't convince me otherwise.

: 1257

00:51:41,024 --> 00:51:42,774

Don't know the characters'

names, either of them

: 1258

00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:44,217

TheMotionVictor: Completely confirmed.

: 1259

00:51:44,584 --> 00:51:46,484

I should buy a boat: Tony like,

"Hey, you ever ridden a horse?"

: 1260

00:51:46,534 --> 00:51:48,524

And Tony's like, "No."

: 1261

00:51:53,017 --> 00:51:55,007

TheMotionVictor: Um, let me see.

: 1262

00:51:55,007 --> 00:51:57,597

Then we have a music

montage, and usually…

: 1263

00:51:57,627 --> 00:52:02,517

This was a trope in TV that I absolutely

hated, but they do it well here to where

: 1264

00:52:02,527 --> 00:52:07,327

it was like, God, dude, it's something

about early: 2000

: 1265

00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:07,620

air in the bag: Угу

: 1266

00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:09,997

TheMotionVictor: had to have a

music montage every episode, and

: 1267

00:52:09,997 --> 00:52:11,007

it got really fucking annoying.

: 1268

00:52:11,007 --> 00:52:12,567

But in this one, it's, it's done well.

: 1269

00:52:12,857 --> 00:52:14,147

You know, it's a season finale.

: 1270

00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:18,497

We look at the empty corporate office,

which I'm assuming used to be a

: 1271

00:52:18,907 --> 00:52:23,587

legitimate business of some kind that

got destroyed by, by Tony's mafia.

: 1272

00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:28,457

Uh, we got the, uh, the guy hustling

calling cards on the street wearing

: 1273

00:52:28,457 --> 00:52:32,827

a, wearing a fucking sign on him

like he's, uh, what you call it, a, a

: 1274

00:52:32,827 --> 00:52:38,777

doomsday, uh, prophesier person about

like, "Buy your calling cards here."

: 1275

00:52:39,487 --> 00:52:43,677

We get T-: 1000

station wagon, get a sick rabbi.

: 1276

00:52:44,097 --> 00:52:44,257

I…

: 1277

00:52:45,357 --> 00:52:47,227

Dude, this is just…

: 1278

00:52:47,997 --> 00:52:48,687

Wow, man.

: 1279

00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:50,417

Someone just put this show on shuffle.

: 1280

00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:55,380

air in the bag: Uh, this all has

to be stuff from this season.

: 1281

00:52:55,769 --> 00:52:56,209

TheMotionVictor: totally.

: 1282

00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:56,519

Yeah

: 1283

00:52:56,670 --> 00:53:00,710

air in the bag: wheels of business and

storylines kind of wrapping themselves up.

: 1284

00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:04,340

We're seeing characters that we might

not have seen, that we haven't seen

: 1285

00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:07,680

but I think were important parts of

this season over the course of it.

: 1286

00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:09,850

That's the only thing

that really makes sense

: 1287

00:53:10,150 --> 00:53:12,620

I should buy a boat: of the racist

stuff they were going to say when

: 1288

00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:14,250

they interact with the Jewish mob.

: 1289

00:53:14,729 --> 00:53:15,499

TheMotionVictor: Yes.

: 1290

00:53:15,938 --> 00:53:16,418

air in the bag: Yeah.

: 1291

00:53:17,088 --> 00:53:21,028

But there's like weird, like empty

office building set shots and stuff,

: 1292

00:53:21,038 --> 00:53:24,518

things that probably would've meant

something if we had watched the whole

: 1293

00:53:24,528 --> 00:53:27,428

season, but meant jack shit to us

: 1294

00:53:28,492 --> 00:53:33,112

I should buy a boat: Now, uh, do you

guys know anyone in high school who had

: 1295

00:53:33,112 --> 00:53:36,962

their graduation party on graduation day?

: 1296

00:53:37,681 --> 00:53:40,231

TheMotionVictor: didn't know, man, I

didn't even have a fucking graduation

: 1297

00:53:40,442 --> 00:53:40,862

air in the bag: No

: 1298

00:53:41,131 --> 00:53:43,701

TheMotionVictor: I came home and took

a nap, and I was like, "Fuck yeah, I

: 1299

00:53:43,701 --> 00:53:44,911

don't have to go to school tomorrow."

: 1300

00:53:44,941 --> 00:53:45,161

So

: 1301

00:53:45,368 --> 00:53:46,088

air in the bag: Now Ben,

: 1302

00:53:46,251 --> 00:53:48,291

TheMotionVictor: all I did

when I graduated high school

: 1303

00:53:49,758 --> 00:53:52,448

air in the bag: we were both

band kids, which meant we had

: 1304

00:53:52,448 --> 00:53:54,858

shit to do on graduation day.

: 1305

00:53:54,928 --> 00:53:57,948

I don't know about you, I

played my own graduation.

: 1306

00:53:58,518 --> 00:54:01,568

That was the tradition where I

was, uh, in high school is all the

: 1307

00:54:01,568 --> 00:54:03,248

seniors played their own graduation.

: 1308

00:54:03,248 --> 00:54:05,738

I didn't get to walk for my

high school graduation because

: 1309

00:54:05,738 --> 00:54:06,768

I was playing in the band.

: 1310

00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:11,278

They called my name up and I

stood and, like, was playing "Pomp

: 1311

00:54:11,278 --> 00:54:12,628

and Circumstance" at the time.

: 1312

00:54:13,748 --> 00:54:17,048

And that was h- how all the seniors

did it, is like you got up, you

: 1313

00:54:17,058 --> 00:54:21,518

stood, and, uh, I think the band

director had our diplomas and I

: 1314

00:54:21,518 --> 00:54:22,758

got it afterwards or something

: 1315

00:54:22,771 --> 00:54:24,491

TheMotionVictor: uh, I, I wanna,

I want, I wanna take a guess

: 1316

00:54:24,491 --> 00:54:25,431

here and tell me if I'm right.

: 1317

00:54:25,431 --> 00:54:27,471

So you gu- you guys were both band kids.

: 1318

00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:28,012

I should buy a boat: Угу

: 1319

00:54:28,016 --> 00:54:28,336

air in the bag: Yeah

: 1320

00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:32,951

TheMotionVictor: J- J- Jaafar,

I'm guessing clarinet, and,

: 1321

00:54:33,141 --> 00:54:35,541

and Ben, uh, was drums.

: 1322

00:54:35,852 --> 00:54:36,562

I should buy a boat: No

: 1323

00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:37,334

air in the bag: no.

: 1324

00:54:37,451 --> 00:54:37,731

TheMotionVictor: All right,

: 1325

00:54:37,874 --> 00:54:39,434

air in the bag: No, w- we were both…

: 1326

00:54:39,674 --> 00:54:40,034

Okay.

: 1327

00:54:40,979 --> 00:54:41,379

TheMotionVictor: Tuba's?

: 1328

00:54:42,048 --> 00:54:42,648

I should buy a boat: No

: 1329

00:54:43,064 --> 00:54:44,264

air in the bag: Much closer though.

: 1330

00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,704

We were both low brassmen.

: 1331

00:54:46,204 --> 00:54:48,964

Ben played the trombone

and I played the euphonium

: 1332

00:54:49,765 --> 00:54:50,575

TheMotionVictor: bro.

: 1333

00:54:50,995 --> 00:54:51,535

Wait, what?

: 1334

00:54:51,585 --> 00:54:52,065

A UFO?

: 1335

00:54:52,085 --> 00:54:52,475

What the hell is a

: 1336

00:54:52,728 --> 00:54:53,378

air in the bag: A euphonium.

: 1337

00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:55,768

Euphonium is a variant of a baritone.

: 1338

00:54:56,069 --> 00:54:56,609

TheMotionVictor: Oh, okay.

: 1339

00:54:56,818 --> 00:54:59,678

air in the bag: It has an upright

bell instead of a curved bell, and

: 1340

00:54:59,678 --> 00:55:01,248

it has four valves instead of three

: 1341

00:55:01,711 --> 00:55:02,011

TheMotionVictor: Man.

: 1342

00:55:03,011 --> 00:55:05,811

this time I, I didn't know

that you were a tromboner.

: 1343

00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:07,131

Ben.

: 1344

00:55:07,481 --> 00:55:09,741

I could've been making

trombone jokes this whole time.

: 1345

00:55:10,465 --> 00:55:11,245

Any requests?

: 1346

00:55:11,795 --> 00:55:13,055

"Night Bird."

: 1347

00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:13,777

air in the bag: I mean

: 1348

00:55:13,787 --> 00:55:16,997

I also, I played the trombone in

marching band for a year because my

: 1349

00:55:17,007 --> 00:55:19,767

marching baritone broke at the start

of season and I had to learn the

: 1350

00:55:19,767 --> 00:55:24,437

show on a new instrument, and they're

in the same area of sound where I

: 1351

00:55:24,437 --> 00:55:25,947

could just pick one up and play it

: 1352

00:55:26,138 --> 00:55:27,838

TheMotionVictor: Ben, man, if

he had to still have the beard,

: 1353

00:55:28,093 --> 00:55:28,263

I should buy a boat: not

: 1354

00:55:28,268 --> 00:55:28,708

TheMotionVictor: you could,

: 1355

00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:29,493

I should buy a boat: motions.

: 1356

00:55:30,688 --> 00:55:30,858

TheMotionVictor: you

: 1357

00:55:30,939 --> 00:55:35,289

air in the bag: well, actually, Ben,

the, uh, p- finger positions translate

: 1358

00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:37,529

directly to valve combinations.

: 1359

00:55:37,799 --> 00:55:38,289

I should buy a boat: Oh, okay

: 1360

00:55:39,019 --> 00:55:42,309

air in the bag: So I just had to,

like, get the muscle memory from

: 1361

00:55:42,309 --> 00:55:46,669

this to this in my head, and I

already had the show memorized.

: 1362

00:55:46,679 --> 00:55:48,089

So it wasn't that bad.

: 1363

00:55:48,089 --> 00:55:49,429

I did it in about three days.

: 1364

00:55:49,519 --> 00:55:53,939

I learned how to play the trombone and

had the show memorized, which sounds

: 1365

00:55:53,939 --> 00:55:55,159

impressive, but it's really not.

: 1366

00:55:55,228 --> 00:55:56,758

TheMotionVictor: Please tell

me you've done a, you've done a

: 1367

00:55:56,758 --> 00:55:58,568

Commander Riker cosplay at some point.

: 1368

00:55:58,798 --> 00:56:01,168

'Cause you, you, you, you got

the, you, you had the beard.

: 1369

00:56:01,628 --> 00:56:04,128

You could 100% do a

Commander Riker cosplay, dude

: 1370

00:56:04,157 --> 00:56:08,477

air in the bag: I have done a Commander

Riker in the past, uh, with the, the beard

: 1371

00:56:08,477 --> 00:56:09,877

and stuff, but not with the trombone.

: 1372

00:56:09,877 --> 00:56:10,957

That's actually Fumble's.

: 1373

00:56:11,287 --> 00:56:12,187

I never owned one.

: 1374

00:56:12,407 --> 00:56:14,657

I always would just rented

one from the school.

: 1375

00:56:15,107 --> 00:56:15,707

Uh

: 1376

00:56:15,813 --> 00:56:18,053

I should buy a boat: I've never

done a Commander Riker cosplay

: 1377

00:56:18,446 --> 00:56:19,976

TheMotionVictor: Missed opportunity, man.

: 1378

00:56:20,016 --> 00:56:20,546

Oh, dude.

: 1379

00:56:20,566 --> 00:56:20,936

Okay.

: 1380

00:56:21,615 --> 00:56:23,985

air in the bag: I had a whole

summer where it was all like…

: 1381

00:56:24,455 --> 00:56:27,375

I traditionally did not have

a musta- well, traditionally.

: 1382

00:56:27,515 --> 00:56:30,745

For most of college, I did not have

a mustache as part of my beard.

: 1383

00:56:31,775 --> 00:56:33,355

I didn't grow one for a long time.

: 1384

00:56:33,475 --> 00:56:36,985

I just had the beard, and then I

added the mustache, and I said I

: 1385

00:56:36,985 --> 00:56:38,755

was straight Riker-ing that summer

: 1386

00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:39,756

TheMotionVictor: well,

: 1387

00:56:39,993 --> 00:56:40,713

air in the bag: Um

: 1388

00:56:40,736 --> 00:56:41,296

TheMotionVictor: Sopranos.

: 1389

00:56:41,326 --> 00:56:44,136

Uh, Uncle shows up at Meadow's graduation.

: 1390

00:56:44,146 --> 00:56:47,776

I could have sworn he was dead, so

that was, uh, came as a surprise to me.

: 1391

00:56:47,976 --> 00:56:48,296

So

: 1392

00:56:48,401 --> 00:56:48,871

air in the bag: Yeah

: 1393

00:56:48,916 --> 00:56:49,416

TheMotionVictor: that's cool.

: 1394

00:56:49,466 --> 00:56:50,836

Nice to see he's back on his feet.

: 1395

00:56:51,076 --> 00:56:51,506

Um

: 1396

00:56:51,523 --> 00:56:51,893

air in the bag: Mm-hmm

: 1397

00:56:52,165 --> 00:56:54,035

I should buy a boat: uh, Big

Pussy's girlfriend is there

: 1398

00:56:54,035 --> 00:56:55,575

like, "I don't know where he is.

: 1399

00:56:55,585 --> 00:56:56,345

How could he be

: 1400

00:56:56,632 --> 00:56:57,782

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1401

00:56:57,925 --> 00:56:59,835

air in the bag: it's-- he's so selfish.

: 1402

00:57:00,075 --> 00:57:04,695

He, you know, like, he's at a strip

club or he's drunk somewhere, you

: 1403

00:57:04,695 --> 00:57:06,455

know, instead of Meadow's grad party.

: 1404

00:57:06,455 --> 00:57:08,385

How fucking terrible is he?

: 1405

00:57:09,029 --> 00:57:09,249

I should buy a boat: Угу

: 1406

00:57:09,925 --> 00:57:10,765

air in the bag: Mm-hmm

: 1407

00:57:10,932 --> 00:57:14,662

TheMotionVictor: me wonder about, uh,

about how does, how does, uh, mafia,

: 1408

00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:19,442

like, plans work, you know, when

you're, when you're working for them?

: 1409

00:57:19,442 --> 00:57:21,662

Do you have, uh, do you

have life insurance?

: 1410

00:57:21,812 --> 00:57:25,222

I, I guess you kinda don't if

you … if, if you're a snitch,

: 1411

00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:27,342

then, uh, then you forfeit your

: 1412

00:57:27,352 --> 00:57:27,362

Uh,

: 1413

00:57:27,475 --> 00:57:28,375

I should buy a boat: pension, Victor

: 1414

00:57:28,582 --> 00:57:28,922

TheMotionVictor: okay.

: 1415

00:57:28,962 --> 00:57:29,642

Yeah, that's good.

: 1416

00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:33,642

And, uh, yeah, that's our episode.

: 1417

00:57:33,642 --> 00:57:38,582

We also get a little bit of a-

a- a- a … Uh, oh yeah, at the

: 1418

00:57:38,582 --> 00:57:44,112

end we see some guy walking into,

um, an adult films private booth.

: 1419

00:57:44,322 --> 00:57:46,862

I have no idea what that to … I

: 1420

00:57:46,961 --> 00:57:49,091

air in the bag: Yeah, this is

all part of that montage at the

: 1421

00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,061

end of all the disparate plot

lines we have no reference for

: 1422

00:57:52,152 --> 00:57:58,272

TheMotionVictor: the, we, we get the

s- the, uh, trash truck, the, the, uh,

: 1423

00:57:58,352 --> 00:58:01,842

garbage truck picking up um, uh, I don't

: 1424

00:58:01,905 --> 00:58:02,215

air in the bag: Yeah.

: 1425

00:58:02,442 --> 00:58:02,612

TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

: 1426

00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:03,295

air in the bag: Yeah,

there's a bunch of stuff.

: 1427

00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:04,115

None of it makes sense

: 1428

00:58:04,372 --> 00:58:05,302

TheMotionVictor: None of

it makes sense at all.

: 1429

00:58:06,242 --> 00:58:06,482

Uh

: 1430

00:58:06,629 --> 00:58:09,879

air in the bag: but what does make

sense is our need to roll some dice so

: 1431

00:58:09,879 --> 00:58:11,949

that we can get to the next episode.

: 1432

00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:13,269

So I'm gonna do that real quick

: 1433

00:58:15,415 --> 00:58:15,995

All right.

: 1434

00:58:16,005 --> 00:58:25,645

That's a 10 on 3D6, which takes us to

season three, episode 11, "Pine Barrens."

: 1435

00:58:26,282 --> 00:58:27,412

TheMotionVictor: Pine Barrens.

: 1436

00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:30,385

air in the bag: Paulie and

Christopher find themselves in

: 1437

00:58:30,385 --> 00:58:35,325

a deadly chase with Russians in

the frigid woods of South Jersey.

: 1438

00:58:35,876 --> 00:58:36,266

TheMotionVictor: What?

: 1439

00:58:36,455 --> 00:58:37,895

air in the bag: a sentence

I never thought I'd say.

: 1440

00:58:38,545 --> 00:58:39,175

Um,

: 1441

00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:40,780

TheMotionVictor: Barrens

is the name of the episode?

: 1442

00:58:41,575 --> 00:58:42,525

air in the bag: The Pine Barrens.

: 1443

00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:49,095

Tony is caught between family obligation,

business, and Gloria's temper.

: 1444

00:58:49,655 --> 00:58:50,955

Don't know who Gloria is.

: 1445

00:58:51,735 --> 00:58:55,245

Meadow's relationship with

Jackie takes a turn when she

: 1446

00:58:55,245 --> 00:58:57,725

discovers him with another girl

: 1447

00:58:58,530 --> 00:58:59,200

TheMotionVictor: Ooh, he's dead.

: 1448

00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:03,210

I don't know who Jackie is, but he is so

: 1449

00:59:03,439 --> 00:59:05,709

air in the bag: I'm guessing

Meadow's college boyfriend.

: 1450

00:59:06,026 --> 00:59:06,386

TheMotionVictor: Yep

: 1451

00:59:07,629 --> 00:59:09,319

air in the bag: But

we'll see next episode.

: 1452

00:59:09,594 --> 00:59:09,814

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

: 1453

00:59:10,349 --> 00:59:13,379

air in the bag: Probably not Nurse

Jackie, which is Edie Falco's other

: 1454

00:59:13,379 --> 00:59:16,399

TV show character, but that'd be fun.

: 1455

00:59:17,188 --> 00:59:18,268

TheMotionVictor: Oh, I

wasn't aware of that.

: 1456

00:59:18,649 --> 00:59:20,459

air in the bag: all right,

well, with all that said,

: 1457

00:59:20,988 --> 00:59:21,358

TheMotionVictor: it's time for

: 1458

00:59:21,359 --> 00:59:23,269

air in the bag: I'm gonna

pour one out for Pickles.

: 1459

00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,779

It's time for predictions

: 1460

00:59:26,828 --> 00:59:27,758

TheMotionVictor: bye bye, Pickles.

: 1461

00:59:28,770 --> 00:59:30,870

Lincoln, what are you doing up there?

: 1462

00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:31,830

Guessing.

: 1463

00:59:33,110 --> 00:59:36,260

I guess no one's coming.

: 1464

00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:37,010

I have seen

: 1465

00:59:39,070 --> 00:59:39,750

into the future.

: 1466

00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:40,010

You ruined the prophecy

: 1467

00:59:41,016 --> 00:59:41,506

TheMotionVictor: All right.

: 1468

00:59:41,611 --> 00:59:42,421

I should buy a boat: Start us off.

: 1469

00:59:42,576 --> 00:59:43,036

TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

: 1470

00:59:43,107 --> 00:59:43,587

air in the bag: All right

: 1471

00:59:43,871 --> 00:59:47,221

I should buy a boat: uh, daytime,

we get ourselves a mob trial.

: 1472

00:59:48,274 --> 00:59:48,734

TheMotionVictor: Oh, okay.

: 1473

00:59:48,775 --> 00:59:49,545

air in the bag: Yeah yeah

: 1474

00:59:49,561 --> 00:59:49,891

I should buy a boat: see it.

: 1475

00:59:49,891 --> 00:59:50,841

It's gonna be fun.

: 1476

00:59:51,271 --> 00:59:51,811

Uh,

: 1477

00:59:52,042 --> 00:59:54,662

TheMotionVictor: We do, uh, see it or

does it still c-- Well, if it's, if, if,

: 1478

00:59:54,672 --> 00:59:56,372

if it's a one-pointer, I'd say it still

: 1479

00:59:56,391 --> 00:59:57,331

air in the bag: It's a one-pointer.

: 1480

00:59:57,551 --> 00:59:58,281

We don't have to see it, yeah

: 1481

00:59:58,642 --> 00:59:58,752

TheMotionVictor: yeah

: 1482

00:59:59,493 --> 01:00:02,383

I should buy a boat: My evening

prediction, Meadow kills someone.

: 1483

01:00:02,663 --> 01:00:04,783

Uh, which,

: 1484

01:00:04,871 --> 01:00:06,291

air in the bag: That's,

yeah, that probably happened.

: 1485

01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,711

We might see that next episode

: 1486

01:00:08,063 --> 01:00:12,523

I should buy a boat: Uh, and then my

prime time is we get an Italy trip.

: 1487

01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:13,953

They, they take a big

: 1488

01:00:14,179 --> 01:00:14,419

air in the bag: Mm

: 1489

01:00:14,463 --> 01:00:17,133

I should buy a boat: trip to

Italy, and it's a disaster

: 1490

01:00:18,099 --> 01:00:18,419

air in the bag: Yeah.

: 1491

01:00:19,152 --> 01:00:19,902

TheMotionVictor: I'm down for it.

: 1492

01:00:20,309 --> 01:00:20,659

air in the bag: Yeah

: 1493

01:00:20,732 --> 01:00:21,032

TheMotionVictor: next.

: 1494

01:00:22,472 --> 01:00:27,632

my daytime prediction, uh,

wakes up and buys himself a gun.

: 1495

01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:33,752

It's, uh I, no, I, no, it's so little

My prediction is, is Anthony Jr.,

: 1496

01:00:34,862 --> 01:00:38,272

s- since it's just the daytime, we

just see him with a gun at some point.

: 1497

01:00:38,855 --> 01:00:39,215

air in the bag: Yeah

: 1498

01:00:39,412 --> 01:00:39,722

TheMotionVictor: yeah.

: 1499

01:00:41,381 --> 01:00:42,721

air in the bag: Honestly, he's a fuck up.

: 1500

01:00:43,011 --> 01:00:48,431

Uh, I think we might see him, like,

in the military or something, Vic.

: 1501

01:00:48,441 --> 01:00:48,921

Like,

: 1502

01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,020

TheMotionVictor: Yep.

: 1503

01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:53,411

air in the bag: shots fired.

: 1504

01:00:53,447 --> 01:00:56,567

I should buy a boat: And then afterwards

he moves back in with Tony, and

: 1505

01:00:56,567 --> 01:00:57,797

Tony's like, "What are you doing?

: 1506

01:00:57,797 --> 01:00:58,727

We got this big house.

: 1507

01:00:58,747 --> 01:01:00,617

Why you shitting on the balcony?"

: 1508

01:01:00,927 --> 01:01:01,457

Uh

: 1509

01:01:03,505 --> 01:01:05,455

air in the bag: You

have your own bathroom.

: 1510

01:01:05,586 --> 01:01:06,206

TheMotionVictor: A, he's,

: 1511

01:01:06,425 --> 01:01:07,695

air in the bag: It's just

where he's comfortable.

: 1512

01:01:07,826 --> 01:01:09,316

TheMotionVictor: it ex- 100%, yeah.

: 1513

01:01:09,736 --> 01:01:15,346

And, uh, daytime predic- or evening

prediction, uh, Livia ends up living

: 1514

01:01:15,356 --> 01:01:20,376

with Tonia, Tonia, Tony and Carmela

again, even if it's only temporarily.

: 1515

01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:21,566

She's, she's gonna move in.

: 1516

01:01:22,189 --> 01:01:22,569

air in the bag: All right

: 1517

01:01:22,576 --> 01:01:25,616

TheMotionVictor: Uh, and time

for my primetime prediction.

: 1518

01:01:26,446 --> 01:01:28,936

Somehow, returns.

: 1519

01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:30,287

air in the bag: Hmm.

: 1520

01:01:30,686 --> 01:01:30,816

TheMotionVictor: And

: 1521

01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:31,936

and

: 1522

01:01:31,977 --> 01:01:32,797

air in the bag: Well, that's funny

: 1523

01:01:33,336 --> 01:01:33,486

TheMotionVictor: and,

: 1524

01:01:33,587 --> 01:01:35,117

air in the bag: 'cause

my daytime prediction…

: 1525

01:01:35,227 --> 01:01:35,857

Okay, go ahead.

: 1526

01:01:35,897 --> 01:01:36,207

Go ahead.

: 1527

01:01:36,316 --> 01:01:38,896

TheMotionVictor: gotta, I, I gotta clarify

that I'm not gonna get too specific

: 1528

01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:43,956

with the specifics because, uh, that's,

that's how you lose in, in Last Time On.

: 1529

01:01:44,316 --> 01:01:47,126

But I'm just gonna say

we see the actor again.

: 1530

01:01:47,366 --> 01:01:48,916

Either he comes back as

: 1531

01:01:48,943 --> 01:01:49,433

air in the bag: Okay.

: 1532

01:01:49,486 --> 01:01:50,146

TheMotionVictor: brother

: 1533

01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:52,433

air in the bag: That's

literally my daytime prediction.

: 1534

01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:53,083

I should buy a boat: It's

: 1535

01:01:53,086 --> 01:01:53,846

TheMotionVictor: God damn it.

: 1536

01:01:54,263 --> 01:01:54,643

I should buy a boat: hat.

: 1537

01:01:54,853 --> 01:01:55,073

Uh,

: 1538

01:01:55,226 --> 01:01:55,626

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1539

01:01:56,336 --> 01:01:58,536

We, we just see- We, but, but we see it.

: 1540

01:01:58,546 --> 01:02:00,686

We, the three of us land on an episode

: 1541

01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:01,183

I should buy a boat: OK

: 1542

01:02:01,253 --> 01:02:03,553

air in the bag: Okay,

I want a clarification.

: 1543

01:02:03,646 --> 01:02:03,946

TheMotionVictor: Okay

: 1544

01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:05,933

air in the bag: Does he need to be alive?

: 1545

01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:08,990

TheMotionVictor: I would say, uh, no.

: 1546

01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:11,030

Since it's a p- s- w- w- i-

: 1547

01:02:11,079 --> 01:02:12,319

air in the bag: It's a prime time

: 1548

01:02:12,740 --> 01:02:13,630

TheMotionVictor: a flashback will

: 1549

01:02:13,879 --> 01:02:17,119

air in the bag: 'cause my daytime

prediction is Tony gets visited

: 1550

01:02:17,129 --> 01:02:20,919

by the ghost of Big Pussy, whether

that is a hallucination or a dream.

: 1551

01:02:21,344 --> 01:02:21,494

TheMotionVictor: Dude,

: 1552

01:02:21,669 --> 01:02:24,339

air in the bag: Because we see him ha-

we s- he brings characters back that

: 1553

01:02:24,339 --> 01:02:26,689

have-- he's killed in his dreams often.

: 1554

01:02:27,079 --> 01:02:29,349

So that feels like a

daytime prediction to me.

: 1555

01:02:29,534 --> 01:02:29,604

TheMotionVictor: f-

: 1556

01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:30,038

air in the bag: And

: 1557

01:02:30,084 --> 01:02:34,374

TheMotionVictor: mine, for mine, if

it's, if, if it, if it is a, if it's a,

: 1558

01:02:34,404 --> 01:02:38,654

if it's a flashback or s- well, I just

say, I just wanna say we see the actor

: 1559

01:02:38,684 --> 01:02:40,924

again, but it's not archive footage.

: 1560

01:02:41,104 --> 01:02:43,284

If it's just a flashback,

then I don't get the points

: 1561

01:02:44,453 --> 01:02:46,353

I should buy a boat: He is

getting a paid a day rate

: 1562

01:02:46,981 --> 01:02:50,281

air in the bag: We have no way to know if

something is a flashback or not because

: 1563

01:02:50,281 --> 01:02:51,891

we don't watch enough of the show.

: 1564

01:02:52,736 --> 01:02:54,166

TheMotionVictor: I feel,

I think we could know.

: 1565

01:02:54,276 --> 01:02:54,636

Yeah.

: 1566

01:02:56,346 --> 01:02:56,456

Yeah

: 1567

01:02:56,571 --> 01:02:57,111

I should buy a boat: he's dead

: 1568

01:02:59,562 --> 01:02:59,842

TheMotionVictor: Hmm.

: 1569

01:03:00,035 --> 01:03:00,245

air in the bag: All right.

: 1570

01:03:00,255 --> 01:03:04,815

I feel like we have the same points

criteria for our daytime and primetime,

: 1571

01:03:04,942 --> 01:03:05,352

TheMotionVictor: again.

: 1572

01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:05,915

air in the bag: is fine.

: 1573

01:03:06,075 --> 01:03:07,785

I can switch mine to my primetime.

: 1574

01:03:07,931 --> 01:03:08,081

I should buy a boat: Do

: 1575

01:03:08,195 --> 01:03:09,095

air in the bag: I'm cool with that.

: 1576

01:03:09,196 --> 01:03:09,596

TheMotionVictor: go for it.

: 1577

01:03:09,596 --> 01:03:10,366

Yeah, yeah

: 1578

01:03:10,885 --> 01:03:11,235

air in the bag: Okay.

: 1579

01:03:11,575 --> 01:03:15,735

Uh, in that case, I'm gonna shift

everything around real quick.

: 1580

01:03:17,035 --> 01:03:18,205

Um

: 1581

01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:23,803

Okay, I'm gonna be way more-- I'm

just gonna make that my prime time.

: 1582

01:03:23,823 --> 01:03:27,163

I'm gonna take my prime time, make it my

daytime, and I'm gonna make it way more

: 1583

01:03:27,163 --> 01:03:29,423

generic than I had originally made it.

: 1584

01:03:30,893 --> 01:03:37,073

'Cause I had a kind of specific one

with a Sopranos crossover and, and now

: 1585

01:03:37,073 --> 01:03:39,293

I'm just gonna say very generically,

: 1586

01:03:39,644 --> 01:03:39,804

TheMotionVictor: Ага

: 1587

01:03:39,993 --> 01:03:43,883

air in the bag: uh, that we find out

whether we, we don't have to see it

: 1588

01:03:43,893 --> 01:03:47,393

'cause it's a daytime prediction,

but The Sopranos has some kind

: 1589

01:03:47,393 --> 01:03:50,623

of connection to another TV show.

: 1590

01:03:51,093 --> 01:03:54,583

Like, maybe there's like a

reference to a character in The

: 1591

01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:58,963

Wire, or maybe they reference Oz

or some other thing like that.

: 1592

01:03:59,273 --> 01:04:04,783

Um, the, either The Sopranos has a

crossover with another show directly,

: 1593

01:04:04,783 --> 01:04:09,473

indirectly, even in passing, or another

show that was maybe an HBO show that's

: 1594

01:04:09,473 --> 01:04:12,533

crime themed, 'cause there's a bunch

of these, has some kind of connection

: 1595

01:04:12,533 --> 01:04:15,783

to The Sopranos that is tangible,

that leads you to believe that these

: 1596

01:04:15,783 --> 01:04:17,423

are in a connected universe somehow

: 1597

01:04:19,785 --> 01:04:20,975

Is that, is that good?

: 1598

01:04:21,495 --> 01:04:22,565

Do we know what I'm saying?

: 1599

01:04:22,976 --> 01:04:23,306

TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

: 1600

01:04:23,395 --> 01:04:23,695

air in the bag: Do we, uh,

: 1601

01:04:23,716 --> 01:04:23,976

TheMotionVictor: say if

: 1602

01:04:24,015 --> 01:04:25,035

air in the bag: we

understand the criteria?

: 1603

01:04:25,206 --> 01:04:28,486

TheMotionVictor: if we see a reference

to another show that was around the

: 1604

01:04:28,486 --> 01:04:30,986

same era as The Sopranos, you get your

: 1605

01:04:31,015 --> 01:04:33,765

air in the bag: I- if there, yeah, if

there's some kind of like these take

: 1606

01:04:33,775 --> 01:04:37,735

place in the s- like Tony Soprano

goes to New York and he makes some

: 1607

01:04:37,735 --> 01:04:41,815

reference about seeing four girls getting

drunk, and one of them was a columnist

: 1608

01:04:41,815 --> 01:04:43,685

for the sh- you know, or whatever.

: 1609

01:04:43,895 --> 01:04:45,925

It's like, oh, that's a

Sex and the City reference.

: 1610

01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:46,615

That's fun.

: 1611

01:04:46,802 --> 01:04:46,992

TheMotionVictor: I

: 1612

01:04:47,062 --> 01:04:47,362

I, dig

: 1613

01:04:47,475 --> 01:04:50,015

air in the bag: something along those

lines, some kind of connected universe

: 1614

01:04:50,015 --> 01:04:51,285

with The Sopranos and another show.

: 1615

01:04:51,466 --> 01:04:51,726

TheMotionVictor: Hmm.

: 1616

01:04:51,735 --> 01:04:53,945

air in the bag: I originally had

a much more specific primetime

: 1617

01:04:53,945 --> 01:04:55,005

prediction, but that's fine.

: 1618

01:04:55,605 --> 01:05:01,025

Um, my evening prediction, Skip wasn't

a fed, or if he was a fed, he was not

: 1619

01:05:01,045 --> 01:05:05,745

actually turning over the evidence and

basically Big Pussy died for nothing, is

: 1620

01:05:05,745 --> 01:05:07,505

the heart of what I'm trying to get to,

: 1621

01:05:07,618 --> 01:05:07,978

TheMotionVictor: put money

: 1622

01:05:08,045 --> 01:05:11,595

air in the bag: he d- he did not need to

be listening to this guy in any meaningful

: 1623

01:05:11,595 --> 01:05:15,895

way, or what this guy was doing was

not going to actually ever impact Tony.

: 1624

01:05:17,335 --> 01:05:21,895

And then my daytime prediction, Tony

gets visited by the ghost of Big Pussy.

: 1625

01:05:21,895 --> 01:05:25,215

I will make it more specific

because it is a primetime now.

: 1626

01:05:25,675 --> 01:05:30,565

Uh, we see this in either a

hallucination or a dream that Tony has.

: 1627

01:05:31,025 --> 01:05:34,404

I will say that a flashback does not count

: 1628

01:05:34,947 --> 01:05:35,457

I should buy a boat: Okay

: 1629

01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:38,492

TheMotionVictor: Okay.

: 1630

01:05:38,492 --> 01:05:41,122

Yeah, and just to be different, we could

say that for me a flashback does count.

: 1631

01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:41,961

air in the bag: Yeah.

: 1632

01:05:42,211 --> 01:05:45,311

Well, yours had the we

have to see criteria.

: 1633

01:05:45,322 --> 01:05:45,592

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

: 1634

01:05:45,621 --> 01:05:49,371

air in the bag: I'm being more

specific in the terms of the return

: 1635

01:05:49,401 --> 01:05:51,001

and not saying we have to see.

: 1636

01:05:52,361 --> 01:05:54,841

So I was trying to make them

a little different, but, uh,

: 1637

01:05:54,931 --> 01:05:56,331

yeah, I don't get flashbacks.

: 1638

01:05:56,466 --> 01:05:57,746

TheMotionVictor: know

it when we see it, yeah.

: 1639

01:05:57,761 --> 01:06:00,261

air in the bag: Modern Tony

has to deal with his guilt

: 1640

01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:00,814

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1641

01:06:01,181 --> 01:06:05,931

air in the bag: through talking

to Big Pussy in a dream or

: 1642

01:06:05,931 --> 01:06:07,561

hallucination of some variety

: 1643

01:06:10,154 --> 01:06:10,514

TheMotionVictor: I'm good.

: 1644

01:06:10,514 --> 01:06:10,744

We good?

: 1645

01:06:10,754 --> 01:06:11,304

You good, Ben?

: 1646

01:06:11,645 --> 01:06:12,055

I should buy a boat: I'm good

: 1647

01:06:12,284 --> 01:06:13,014

TheMotionVictor: Okay, cool.

: 1648

01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:13,413

air in the bag: cool.

: 1649

01:06:13,643 --> 01:06:14,573

All right, we got there.

: 1650

01:06:14,774 --> 01:06:15,004

TheMotionVictor: Well,

: 1651

01:06:15,053 --> 01:06:17,733

air in the bag: And ripe?

: 1652

01:06:18,183 --> 01:06:18,843

Fuck yeah.

: 1653

01:06:18,962 --> 01:06:19,312

TheMotionVictor: yeah.

: 1654

01:06:19,593 --> 01:06:20,533

air in the bag: Fucking so good.

: 1655

01:06:21,113 --> 01:06:26,463

Can't wait to see them in a couple

of months, and I can't wait to

: 1656

01:06:26,463 --> 01:06:29,243

say thank you for letting us use

Goon Squad as our theme music.

: 1657

01:06:29,683 --> 01:06:31,113

Guys, we appreciate the hell out of you.

: 1658

01:06:31,573 --> 01:06:32,923

Glad you're back on tour.

: 1659

01:06:33,473 --> 01:06:35,323

Uh, looking forward to the show.

: 1660

01:06:35,593 --> 01:06:36,323

Thanks so much

: 1661

01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:37,040

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

: 1662

01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,910

And, uh, thank you to you, the listener.

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If you enjoy our show, uh I'm looking

for some kind of joke about sleeping

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with the fishes, but I got nothing.

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But, uh,

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air in the bag: No, we don't want our

listeners to sleep with the fishes.

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That's bad

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TheMotionVictor: they don't like our show,

then, then they need to go buy a boat.

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air in the bag: Well, if they made

it this far in the podcast and they

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don't like our show, I don't know

what the fuck they're doing here, Vic.

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TheMotionVictor: Man, have

you been on the internet?

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air in the bag: Fair

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TheMotionVictor: uh, if you don't like

our show, keep that shit to yourself

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I should buy a boat: They say the

three best days when you own a boat

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are the day you buy the boat, the

day you sell the boat, the day you

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listen to Last Time On on a boat

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TheMotionVictor: Ooh

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air in the bag: I'll take that

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I should buy a boat: time on Last Time On.

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air in the bag: Hello, and

welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the people, this is the

people for podcast who wanna watch

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all this prestige television.

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Fuck me, all right

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TheMotionVictor: No, that was a good one.

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You should've kept going with it.

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I like it.

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I should buy a boat: over again

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TheMotionVictor: that was fun.

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The peop- podcast people.

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