DESCRIPTION: Get ready as we demolish the so-called "Lipstick Index" faster than your ex deleting their dating profile. This scorching takedown exposes the beauty industry's biggest fairytale since "miracle" anti-aging creams, serving pure economic reality with a side of savage comedy. Watch as late-stage capitalism gets its makeup removed – and honey, it ain't pretty.

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This rant is hotter than a makeup palette left in a Vegas parking lot! We're torching the "Lipstick Index" myth with economic reality and savage comedy. From "financial colonoscopy" to dark web kidney sales, you've got maximum spice that would make a ghost pepper blush. The consistent weaving of beauty industry metaphors with economic critique? chef's kiss Perfection.