We’re blowing out the candles for the U.S. Army’s birthday (don’t worry, it’s weaponized frosting), then diving into why America might actually have too many people working. Wild, right?

Also on deck:

⚖️ Diddy’s courtroom drama—plot twist: it’s somehow still messier than his parties

🚫 Trump protests that look more like chaotic music festivals

✈️ Migrants getting deported with the efficiency of Amazon Prime

🎉 And enough politically incorrect takes to get us demonetized twice

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