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Season of the witch (s1e09)
Episode 92nd September 2022 • Clippings • Topher Burns
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It's the herb episode, and we're getting eerie with it. Discover why gathering herbs feels so witchy, what chants mom intones when harvesting lavender, and a recipe to one of my favorite potions.

Want to see pics from the garden? Instagram: @freshclippings

Show art by Alison McKenzie

Production guidance from Evan Roberts

Special thanks to Jeremy Bloom

Episode music from Blue Dot Sessions:

Our Son the Potter (Love and Weasel)

Pigpaddle Creek (Sour Mash)

Bossa Boa (High Horse)

Gamboler (Pglet)

Frank and Poet (Reflections)

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The sun has set.

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We've got about half an hour until dusk.

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The sky is glowing outside.

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I can see it out the window.

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It's the perfect time to get witchy.

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We're gonna be gathering herbs from my garden.

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I've got a big metal kitchen bowl.

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I'm gonna fill this up with all kinds of goodies.

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So Let's get outside.

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The moon is this wicked little Crescent up in the sky.

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The light is just so that everything seems to actually glow

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a little bit more than usual.

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even brighter than during daylight.

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It's one of my favorite times to be outside and the cats agree.

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They both came along.

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Let's get some tools and let's get into it.

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So what's this whole witchy thing.

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It's not just a vibe.

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I promise there's a reason.

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Waiting to gather your herbs until it gets darker or it's not in the full

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light of day is kind of important because when you harvest any herbs,

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you're just cutting a plant open.

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You're actually creating wounds in the plant long term.

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It's not bad for a plant.

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In fact, getting herbs harvested can help plants grow more fully and healthy.

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So harvesting herbs is great to do.

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, but if it's hot, like it is right now, and it has been

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pretty hot up here in Portland.

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You don't wanna do it during the middle of the day because, um, the

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sun can damage the plants more, or the plants might divert water

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to try and heal up the wounds.

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And so it puts a stress on their system.

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So it's just recommended for the health of the plant that you gather your herbs,

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not in the full light a day, therefore.

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it makes gathering herbs even just a little bit more witchy.

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I always feel like gathering herbs is kind of fun and sort of old school,

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black magic, like gathering your ingredients or your, for your potion.

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So I go on that trip myself.

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When I gather herbs, you don't have to, but it makes sense why folk lore would

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have, uh, women out there gathering under the light of a full moon.

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Maybe it's the rhythm of the full moon.

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Maybe it's just that it's super convenient that it's light or as

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bright as it can be at night when they're looking for herbs in the woods.

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Um, but either way, I think there's some wisdom in that folklore

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and I try and stick with that

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in keeping with our theme.

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I'm gonna be gathering some of my witchiest herbs.

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I have a little bit of a kitchen garden going on by our garage and in it, I

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have stuff that's fairly run to the mill and more savory I've got time Reno.

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Um, but I also have some stuff that I've started planting that

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I use in something I call patio.

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And patio T is a great way for me to brand for my husband and for guests.

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Something that sounds intentional, but is largely accidental.

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I just kind of gather together all the herbs that I think are gonna

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be cool to put in tea during the winter I grow 'em all together.

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I dry them.

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store them together in a bag.

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And then that sort of mishmash of whatever grew that season is what I call patio.

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it's a very romantic way to talk about something in the winter, especially when

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you don't have that much patio time.

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The main ingredients in my patio tea are obviously mint.

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I just love mint.

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It's great for digestion, but this year I've been playing

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with some additional things.

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I started growing borage and skull cap.

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I think they're really cool ingredients.

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I'm excited to put them into the tea.

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Let's get the borage plant first and I'll tell you more about it.

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Okay.

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So we're at this borage plant and it is kind of cool looking a little gnarly.

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It's got hairs all over.

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It's got these really droopy flowers and these kind of wrinkly leaves.

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Uh, it has a little bit of a Dr.

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Sues vibe to.

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um, but that's not the reason I chose it, although it does fit

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with my overall theme for the back.

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Um, it first off is a nitrogen fixer, which is great because that means

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that it's actually taking nitrogen out of the end, putting it into

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the soil who cares plants care.

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nitrogen is an element in most fertil.

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But when you have plans that are nitrogen fixers in the mix, that

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means that they're enriching the soil without you having to add chemicals

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in terms of its usage as an.

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borage is lovely because it helps with relaxation and helps with

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digestion and its sleeves and its flowers all have a really lovely

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kind of cucumbery taste to it.

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So once I dry them, I think they'll be a great ingredient along with mint in a,

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as with any pruning.

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When you're harvesting herbs, you wanna make sure that you're cutting just

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right above other growth on the plant.

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What that does is that gives the plant somewhere to grow

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from wherever you've cut it.

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This Boge plant is also prolific.

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It has been growing like crazy.

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So I really need to kind of cut it back a little.

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Okay.

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I think we've got enough borage.

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That bowl is almost full and.

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As I was cutting, I ran into a cute little spider and I didn't want

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to destroy his home completely.

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So in the spirit of our episode, we'll leave him where he is onto the next herb.

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Next up we're harvesting skullcap.

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I actually, until this season thought skullcap was a mushroom

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and then I saw it in a nursery and was like, oh, that's cool.

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My experience with it had been with tea.

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It doesn't have much of a flavor, but it has very relaxing.

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Is it's really leafy it, honestly, if you were just gonna think of like

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a plant, that's what it looks like.

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It's got fairly normal shaped leaves.

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They branch out, they have tiny little flowers, but it's also good for digestion.

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It's not a coincidence that a lot of times when you're reading about

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verbs, That herbs that are good for digestion are also good for relaxation.

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I'm not an expert, but from what I understand,

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our digestion and our anxiety are actually very, very closely connected.

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your brain and your gut are deeply connected by a lot

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of nervous system stuff.

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And that's why, even if you think about things, sometimes

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people say you had a gut feeling.

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It's because there's so much nerve activity in your stomach, but some

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people call it the second brain.

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So when your mind is overactive, your stomach can be and vice.

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Yeah, it kind of has a little bit of a, a little bit of a minty smell to it.

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Hey there.

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Morning, can you hear me?

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So I caught you in the middle of some plant chores.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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I, um, I give my plants a shower.

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mm-hmm

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yeah, I think it's, uh, really good.

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I, I live in a dusty environment, so I like to.

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Give them a shower so that I can clear all the dust off and they can

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breathe better and they look prettier.

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Yeah.

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Exfoliate the pores a little bit.

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I'm in a Neme again today.

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Pour my plants.

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Oh my Rosemary.

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Which I decimated, well, the cats away, the mice will play it all.

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Oh,

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from your time out here.

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Yeah.

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I think all the spider mices in the entire, uh, Willow

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bend said, Hey, she's gone.

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Come on over.

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You know, so.

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anyway, what's our topic today for you going

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a reveal?

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No, it's, uh, it's interesting that we were talking about Rosemary.

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This week.

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We're actually talking about herbs.

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Um, What are, what are some of your favorite herbs to

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grow?

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I'm an herb enjoyer, I guess I would have to say herb appreciator.

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Herb appreciator.

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Yeah.

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Um, man, one of my favorites, of course, besides has to have

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basil at least one type of.

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And the bagels and the mint are always out there.

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The parsley regenerate, you know, every couple of years have to renew.

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Lavender is always growing and flourishing.

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It's I'm now catching my fourth lavender flower harvest, um, of this summer.

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Oh, that's awesome.

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How do you keep your lavender?

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Blooming.

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Well,

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, Mom: it's a little, it's one of

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my cup of tea and I listen to music and I pull up a little chair.

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So I'm at the right Heights to clip my lavender and I clip right above

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where, um, you have the lavender blocks on and then the stem goes

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down and then you have these.

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Leads come out and new lavender is spreading from

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there, new lavender flowers.

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So I judiciously cut, um, above those new ones.

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So I always have lavender flowers.

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You've got quite a ritual going well,

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I know it, but it's so enjoyable.

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Um, is it, what are you, uh, what are you listening to?

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Is it Fleetwood Mac?

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I have been listening to, um, kind of pop, uh, it's a Spotify kind of thing.

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And it's playing a lot of, uh, lady Gaga and Syrian, you know, stuff like that.

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Oh yeah.

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What, what lady Gaga do you listen to?

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Well, it's whatever Spotify deems I should listen to

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while I'm putting my lavender.

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Um, so it's just been a, a mix of stuff.

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And then I go to my road trip mix.

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Then I made up of music from like this 70 and eighties, and, you know, a lot

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of CCR and different things like that.

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So I, I go between the.

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. What do you do with your lavender?

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Oh, the lavender I make sachet.

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So, um, I'm always like right now on my calendar, I have a little basket of the.

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Of the flowers that I picked a few days ago put them in bunches and hang

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them upside down in a dark closet, you know, but then I put him in a

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big bowl and then I just kind of.

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Slap 'em, against the side of the bowl and all of those

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beautiful little buds fall out.

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And then I make SAS, or I put 'em in tiny, cute little jars and

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give them to my friends to use.

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Nice.

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How often do you refresh your Sache is like, is that kind of like

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yearly Finn

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agrees.

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Yeah.

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he was like, totally do that.

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I mean every year.

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Yeah.

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Every year.

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Okay.

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Last herb for the evening, completing the trifecta of our witchy herbs is catnip.

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You gotta have some herbs for your cat familiars.

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So I believe there are herbal uses for catnap, for humans.

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I'll be honest.

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I don't know them.

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I grow this exclusively because Agnes absolutely loves it

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weirdly enough.

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Um, only about a third of cats actually respond to catnip.

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One third of cats don't care about catnip.

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One third of cats like it, but can do without it.

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And then the other third freak out, an Agnes is a cat feed.

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She can't get enough.

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Catnip is a member of the mint family, thes family.

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So like any mint, don't plant it next to anything delicate or small

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that you don't want it to take over.

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That little sneeze was Agnes putting her face in the catnip.

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Now she has to wait about 30 seconds until it really kicks in.

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And then she's gonna be wilding out

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like any other mint.

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You wanna chop it?

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If you see it growing flowers, because that means it's not gonna

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be putting energy into its leaves.

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It's gonna be putting energy into making seeds

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and you want it's leaves so that your cat can go on a hallucinatory trip.

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Yeah.

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Ane.

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Yeah, it's starting to kick in.

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Her eyes are looking wider.

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That's her, that's her on the mic.

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She starts to get really affectionate.

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Yeah.

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Hi.

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Yeah.

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We're all friends now.

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Yeah.

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This is the first stage.

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. The second stage is her chasing imaginary prey.

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And then kind of rolling around in the live cat net.

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She really gives into the full experience.

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Oh.

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So I've got three full kitchen bowls with really vigorous looking herbs.

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What do I need to do before I can put them into a potion?

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Well, my go-to is just hanging drying.

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It's really simple.

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You can do it in a basement or a closet or anywhere that isn't with direct.

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And you want it to be relatively dry.

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An easy thing to do is just to make them into little bundles, put a rubber bound

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around the end of the bundle loop, a twisty tie through there, and then you

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can arrange the bundles on a hanger and put it in a closet, or you can put them.

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Really anywhere that you can wrap a twisty tie around.

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It's really simple.

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Um, and around this time, every year, my closets and my basements start to look

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kind of frontiery, but I really like it.

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It also smells great as they dry.

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So with the moon turning more yellow and the crickets chirping and an

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eerie breeze beginning to blow through my neighbor's apple trees.

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I think we can call this evening of Witchery a success.

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If you're curious to.

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What the little bundles of herbs look like as I hang dry them,

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I'll post a few on Instagram.

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We are fresh clippings.

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Do you have a witchy friend who likes to play with potions or just make tea?

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Send the show to them.

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Thanks so much for joining us on plant time.

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This is Topher for clippings and we'll see you in the garden.

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