Can energetic portals form inside your home, and if they do, should you be concerned?
In this episode of Spirit Sherpa, Kelle Sparta explores what spiritual portals are, how they form, and how to recognize when one may be affecting your home or energetic space. Drawing from decades of experience as a shaman and energy practitioner, Kelle shares real-world stories about encountering portals, clearing difficult energetic situations, and teaching practitioners how to work safely with unseen spiritual phenomena.
She explains the difference between benign energetic openings and dangerous portals, why curiosity can become a liability in advanced spiritual work, and how proper energetic boundaries and wards can prevent unwanted activity. You'll also learn practical methods for identifying portals using intuitive perception or dowsing, when a portal can safely be closed yourself, and when it's time to seek experienced help.
This episode emphasizes discernment, energetic responsibility, and safe spiritual practice rather than fear or sensationalism, making it an important conversation for anyone developing intuitive abilities or maintaining energetic boundaries in their home.
Kelle Sparta
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Hello, and welcome to Spirit Sherpa, the show that helps and encourages you on your journey to unlock your magic mojo. I'm Jules, your co-host. If you're a beginner to this work, uh, go ahead and rewind back to episode one. If you're intermediate, you can start with episode 98, and if you're advanced, you can start all the way to s- episode 200, okay?
Uh, with you and me as always to share her insights and her wisdom is the spirit doctor herself, Kelle Sparta. Hi, Kelle. How are you? Hey, Jules. Doing good. How are you? I'm crazy busy, but life is wonderful. I'm f- I'm checking off my checklist for my projects. I'm like, "Yeah, getting them done, getting them done.
Yay. Yeah." And, um- Doesn't that just feel so good? Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Especially, you know, es- instead of adding to it, I'm actually checking stuff off, so I'm excited. I'm excited. Yeah. And we just finished with- I'm actually getting to that point in my stuff, too, so yeah, I feel you. I finished the rebrand, and now I'm like, "Ooh, I can breathe."
There's a novel concept, right? Yes. And we just got done with garden number one, and so now we're gonna till it up, and then we'll start garden number two, so we're in that in-between stage. In 100 degree plus heat. With 100 degree- Y'all are nuts ... humidity. It's disgusting. Yeah. Y'all are nuts. It's disgusting.
That's all I'm saying. Can't wait. Ugh, it's nuts. Yeah. So, so you- So- ... had a interesting thing to happen to you. Yeah. So, um, I, I got an energy scan yesterday from one of my students in the Welcome to the Woo Coach Certification Program. Yeah, that's not intimidating at all. Not at all.
Well, I mean- Just saying ... it's one of the things that I, that I teach as part of the program, right? Is they, they learn how to do the energy scan process that I originated, right? And it's the process of learning how to look at everybody's blocks and see where, where they are in their evolutionary process and be able to identify.
You know, so, so, you know, every time you do a layer of work, you start off the layer with a ton of different blocks, and they usually relate to, like, two or three themes, right? And then as you work your way through the layer, the blocks become fewer and fewer until you get to, like, you know, somewhere between, like, four and six, maybe eight blocks.
And then suddenly, you're, you're going boof through to the next level, and then you get a whole bunch more blocks again because you're at the next level, and the whole, the, the blocks associated with that level come up, right? And so, you know, I always tell people, "Look, don't take it as a report card. Take it as an indicator of where you are on this level," because, you know, there's nothing to tell you what level you're on and all the other things.
And report cards don't matter in spiritual work, so let go of the concept, right? The upshot is that, you know- He was learning how to do the energy scan process, and he had done a bunch of practice sessions, and then, you know, did the gulp because he had to do a session on me. You, you get a choice of doing it on me or, or on Cathy, right?
Um, and, you know, then we give feedback on it, right? And so, uh, he did his session on me, and it, he was... It was so funny because, you know, I've recently stepped into this very calm, very still space in my, in my insides, right? Where I'm just like, "Can't, I can't hold onto anything for too long." And in terms of, you know, upset or anything, I'm just, um, worry is just gone.
I don't know where it went, but it's gone. And, uh, you know, I'm just in this very quiet place inside. And so, you know, he, he jumped in to my aura, and he's like, "It's coffin quiet in here." I'm like- Coffin quiet? Coffin quiet. Yeah. As in C-O-F-F-I-N? Yes. Wow. And so, you know, I pointed out that, you know, "Mm, perhaps you should look at your definition of peace and stillness and see how it's connected to death, because your experience of peace and stillness is you're associating it with death.
And so, you know, we, we should really think about how that works for you." And, uh, you know, he was just like, "I, I don't, I don't know what to do." He's like, "That, that's just crazy." And he, he was like, "Uh, maybe I'm just not seeing it." I'm like, "No, that's exactly where I'm at. It's okay. Like, that, that... You- you've got it right.
It's okay." And then he hops into my crown chakra to take a look, and he's like, "Oh my God." And I'm like, "What?" He's like, "My entire forehead just started burning." He's like, "My head is tingling, and everything is..." A- and I'm like, "Oh, yeah, sorry, that's the energy level I run." Like, that's my default energy level there, honey.
I'm s- You can dial it back. It's okay. You can dial it back. But yeah, it was pretty funny. When, when he disconnected, he was like, "Oh, thank God. I just dropped, like, 15 degrees of temperature." And I said, "Now you know why I'm always hot." It's a built-in power surge. Oh my God. I'm just like ... You know, people are like, "Oh, I'm cold."
I'm like, "I'm never cold. I'm never cold. Are you cold? Come here. Let me hug you and steal your cold and give you the extra heat I have. I'm never cold." Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's good. That is hilarious. Yeah. So that was, that was fun yesterday. That's so cool. So but I mean, this is, this is part of the thing, right?
Is that everybody ... That's just how it goes, is y- we all have to go through the process of doing it on somebody else. And, you know, you get to the point where you're like, "Okay, I feel like I've got a sense of this." And then you'll f- you'll come across somebody who has something totally different than anything you've seen before.
And so, you know, this is part of the learning process as you go through, is that, you know, as you're doing this, you're building your communication with your guides. And so he ran across something, I don't even remember what it was now, but he's like, "Does this mean anything to you?" And I'm like, "Mm, not to me.
Uh, but it's your, it's your symbolic language with your guide, so the question is what does it mean to you? And if you don't know, you need to ask your guides." And he's like, "Well, but I, I've seen things before." And I'm like, "Yeah, but you're always, you're always gonna be being given new symbols to work with.
Your guides will add to your vocabulary every, almost every single time that you do a reading. There will be something that they hand you that you go, "I don't know what this is." You know? I've done 3,000 of these things and th- they still hand me things that I go, "Whoa, what is this? I don't know. Tell me." And I just have to sit and wait for the answer.
But that's the, that's the way it works. So, so I t- I take, I take it he passed He did, yes. He di- he did. Yay. So- He's gonna do some more practice too, because, you know, he had to memorize a little bit more, 'cause he, he was like, "Oh, I was turning the video off at the beginning and then just reading." I'm like, "No, no, no.
You gotta, gotta have the conversation first, which means you have to know what you're saying. You can't just read it." And he's like, "Oh, okay." So yeah, he's got a little more memorization to do of, you know, get his patter down for how to introduce the conversation, how to get things moving in the beginning.
W- I always have everybody turn their video off for doing the energy scan itself, because that way the person on the other side knows that you are reading their energy and not their body language or their microexpressions or anything else. And, um, it also is useful for the reader because, you know, 90% of the time I got my eyes closed, right?
They're just gonna be staring at me with my eyes closed. So it, it, it serves both sides. So yeah, so but y- you gotta have the conversation first, not read it the whole time. So yeah. But yeah, I mean, it's a process. I mean, learning how to do any new thing is always gonna be a process, right? So, you know- Yeah
you, you evolve it. You get better and better. I mean, I, I evolved it to get it to where it is now. I mean, each time I ran across something I'm like, "Oh, I need to say this, and I need to say this on a regular basis because everybody asks me the same question. Okay, I'll add that to the patter at the beginning so that people know what they're dealing with and it's not a surprise," right?
So yeah. So a- and then we all learn. He'll get there. He's, he's... The reading was awesome. It was just the structure around it that was a little shaky, so all good. Okay. That's, that's pretty cool. And so he's, he's on the end of the Welcome to the Woo, or where is he in, in the, in the course? So he was in the alpha, uh, test.
Uh, we're now into the beta test. Nice. So he's gotten to the energy scan a little later in the process than... I'm, I'm actually going to move the energy scan to really the very beginning of the process, because it's a way to get paid while you're doing your prospecting for work for, you know, for people in the program.
So, um, I'm actually gonna be rearranging a little bit. We're, we've just launched it, so I've got two months, because the first two months are people going through the program and students. And so I've got two months to solidify everything as I work with the two people who are my alpha and beta testers in the program.
So that's why I tell people, "If you don't have to be a shaman, don't."
No fucking days off, man No, no, no days off. No days off. Well, today we're gonna be talking about finding and removing portals from your home. And, um- Yeah ... yeah, this was suggested by, um, uh, one of our wonderful listeners, um, Megan Twin- And a, and a student of mine And a student- Yeah ... and, and, and a friend of mine, so, uh, from, Megan.
So thank you Megan for this one. Um, so portals. And, oh, side note, uh, Mitch and I have been watching a show, it's on History Channel, and it's The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch. And we've been watching the progression, right? And they finally are getting down to the wire where, uh, Travis, um, he's like the PhD scientist, you know, dude and all that.
He's like, "Okay, everything points to, points to this thing is a portal. And I'm not sure about the wormhole, but everything points to it's a portal." And then that's where kinda, like, they stopped it, you know? And then until next week, you know, 'cause they're doing all of this, y- all these experiments and everything, and everything's pointing to it's a portal.
You see things going in, and you see things coming out, you know? Um, it's, and it, it's crazy with all that stuff. So, so in our house, this, I mean, this is a huge ranch that this is happening at. Now we gonna take it to my little old, you know, 1,200 square foot house. I don't want alien ships and everything coming in and out and portals and all that.
The, the, the concept of a portal is the same whether we're talking about a alien sort of technology portal thing or an energy portal to other dimensions, right? To the astral plane, to another dimension, to whatever, right? Uh, the concept is the same. It's a, it's an energetic structure through which things pass, right?
And so, you know, let's, let's first talk about the e- the reasons why you might think you have a portal, okay? If you have wards up on your house and shit is still showing up in your house, then you probably have a portal, okay? Um, that portal could be a variety of different things. Could be if, if it's fae coming through, if it's the fairies coming through, it could be shiny surfaces in your house that are serving as a portal.
Mirrors, reflective surfaces of any kind. Uh, if it's other things, then w- that, um, that would be just an energetic portal, right? So I remember in the magic house, right? We, uh, we had these- doors and windows, energetic doors and windows that showed up in the basement. And, you know, one of m- one of my roommates at the time was like, "Oh, let's open this and see where it goes."
That's a bad idea. How about we not? How about we talk to the... I just made Jules snort her water. Pretty much. Yep, went right up the nose. Cute. What a nut. That's a bad idea. Oh my gosh. I will snort- You wi-
Yeah. Yeah, I, I just did that, y'all. Just, just letting you know- Yeah ... 'cause that, that shit was funny. I ain't even gonna lie. That's a bad idea. Let's not. I mean, oh my God. Let's see where this goes. Like, really? Not. No, you call the house warden immediately, and you tell them to deal with it because that is not what you do.
It, if you- That, that is insane from a- ... if doors and windows appear, this is part of... It became one of our rules in the magic house- Yeah ... was like, do not open doors and windows that you don't know where they go. If doors and windows appear of their own accord, do not open them. W- or do not wait for them to open.
Report it to the house warden immediately. That was one of the rules of the house because this shit happened. That's, like, out of a bad horror movie. And but it's weird. You know, when you're new, when your brain's shiny, you go- ... "Oh, I wonder what this is?" And it's like, ugh, it's a portal to hell. How about that?
How about you think that any portal that shows up in your house may, in fact, be a portal to hell and should be treated as such, okay? Don't open it. It's a bad idea. This is the part in the horror film where, where everybody's screaming at the screen going, "No," and the idiot does it anyway, right? Yeah, it's that.
So, you know, it... But yeah, I mean, if, if random things are coming into your house, then, and, and you have good protections up on it, then you've probably got a portal. That's how that works. So we'll start with that. So that's how you identify that you have one. Then how do you find it? Uh, so there are a number of ways that you can do it.
I mean, I just go looking for it with my third eye, right? I go in and just imagine the house, and I look for the bright spot in the house or the dark spot in the house. You know, it depends on what kind of energy it's running, right? And so, you know, that's, to me, is the easiest. But if your, if your second sight isn't so great, you could do it with dowsing rods.
Dowsing rods would be a great way to identify where the portal is, because it's going to have extra energy or it's going to move energy differently. And so it's either gonna be sucking energy out of your house, or shoving energy into your house, or messing with the energy in sort of a bubbly formation.
It just depends on the type of portal you've got as to what it does. And I, I find oddly that they're most often in the basement. I don't know why that turns out to be, but that turns out to be where they often show up. So I would start looking in the basement if you have one. Um, but if you've got an area of higher activity
I actually found a portal in somebody's closet here in Panama. It was in her bedroom closet, and she was like, "I don't, I don't feel comfortable in my bedroom." And I'm like, "Well, that would be because you have a portal in your closet." She's like, "What?" I'm like, "Yeah, portal in your closet. Probably not the best place to sleep.
No." S- okay, so how... So in that instance, how did you know it was there? You felt it? You saw it? Oh, it was so strong. The energy there was so strong. It was just like- Like hitting you in the face. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I walked in the room and I was like, "What is in that closet? Ick." And I opened the closet and I looked.
I'm like, "Oh, yeah, that's a terrible portal. Let's not... Let's close that." Yeah. Okay, so whenever you see them with your third eye, you're say- when they'll either be dark or shiny. So like dark like a shadow kinda looking thing, like where you can't see anything through it? This was... Y- you know those senses of foreboding that you get where you're just like, "Whoa," I just feel like, oh, there's icky, icky, icky, right?
That's what it felt like. And so w- you know, when I looked at it, it was... It, it, the impression wasn't a visual, it was a icky... The icky went, factor went up when I opened the door, right? It just, like, pegged, it pegged the m- the meter when it w- when I opened the door, and I was like, "Oh, hell no." You know? I'm just like...
Right? But yeah, so, you know, that's the sort of thing with that, that particular portal, right? There are other portals that feel kind of neutral except for the energy flow. So it depends on what the portal goes to, right? Hers was to a demon realm of some kind or y- very unhappy ghosts or something. It was just...
It was... There was nothing good behind that door. That's all I'm saying, and I didn't bother to figure out where it went. I just closed it, right? This, this is the thing. Curiosity can get you hurt if you are not careful. You know, curiosity is the thing that allows you to expand your, your abilities, but it also can be the thing that gets your ass kicked because, you know, if I had gotten curious about that, I might have drawn the attention of the things that were in it, and then I would've had to fight them off.
Instead, I went, "That's nothing good. I don't want anything to do with it. Let's just shut this door," right? I don't need to be curious about it. I don't need to wonder where it came from. I don't need to wonder what came out of it or what goes into it. I need to just close the damn thing, right? I can question what happened to it later, but I need to deal with it in the moment because it is, uh, it is a clear and present danger, right?
Yeah, I was gonna say a threat. Yeah. Yeah. And now there are other types of portals where, you know, they're a little more neutral, uh, but oftentimes not so neutral things can come out of them. So for instance, I was on the land in a, a retreat center in- I wanna say upstate Pennsylvania. This was, like, 10 years ago, so I'm trying to remember.
We never went back, but there was, um, there was this, m- uh, labyrinth on land, and I could feel something watching me. And I was like, "Oh, this is not good. It's not good." And I'm in the labyrinth, and I can feel this thing hanging out in the edges, and so I called a friend of mine who's a shaman, and I said, "Uh, I have something watching me on the land," and I'm on the land.
So any time you are on the land or in the space where the thing is, you're at more risk than if you're trying to clear something from a distance. And so, you know, I was on the land, and so that meant that it could shear off a branch on top of my head and land it on me or whatever. I mean, things could happen, right?
I could find a wild animal and drive it in my direction. I mean, there's, there's always challenges if you're on the land. And I'm like, "I'm on the land. This is not good." And so I called him and I'm like, "I can't see the portal from here, but this thing is definitely from somewhere else." I could feel that and it had no good, nothing good to do, right?
And it, it felt like, um, a trans- transdimensional, transdimensional shaman. And so... And it was not- It was not in the mood to do good things for me, right? So, um, I called my friend, and he said, "Yeah, it's not actually on the landowner's land that you're on." He said, "It's on... It's from another land over." He said, uh, "I will close it for you, but then, you know, we're gonna have to do something about the thing that's stuck here."
He's like, "We need to get that thing back into the portal first before we close it because we don't want it stuck on the land because it's not doing good stuff." And so he and I together put the energy out to shove this thing back into its portal. He told me where it was 'cause he was able... He was at home on Google Maps looking at the map and going, "Oh yeah, there's the portal," right?
And he's just, like, looking at me on the land, and he's got my little point on the map. And he's like, "Okay, you're here. It's there. You know, g- look northwest and, you know, over here, and, and that's where we're gonna send this thing." And so together we did that because h- you know, it's like call for help, right?
Get your quarterback, you know, somebody who has a better s- better view than you to tell you what's going on rather than trying to do it all yourself, right? And so we shoved it back in. He shut it down, and, and I was like, "Okay, time to leave the land now." Like, I don't know what else is on it, but we're not running retreats here 'cause I was there researching retreats, so.
So, so how is... So i- I have a portal in... Well, not that I don't, but say I have a portal in the house. And I'm like, "Oh, shit, I gotta close it." How, how do we do that? And how do... How do I know if, if, you know, little thingies are outside and I gotta shove them back in? You'll know if things are messing with you, right?
I mean, you know, when, when we did that, that thing across from the, the Fort Griswold- Memorial, um, where it, it was a site of a Revolutionary War massacre. And we... Things went sideways and a rift opened and dark elves came spewing out. And, uh, and we ran from my house for protection, and they, they swarmed the house.
And so you know, you know when a portal opens, right? Um, and so yeah, that one was a fun one to get them back in. Uh, I've been, I've been holding onto this story for five years in the hopes that I would eventually get my friends to come together and tell the story together, but it hasn't happened yet. But yeah, 'cause there were, there were six of us involved in it.
So... And this was very long time. This was, like, 20 years ago. So we did fix it, but, but yeah. It was, uh, uh, yeah. So the, the portal itself is... It's really not... Well, it depends. I was gonna say it's really not hard, but it depends. Um, if there are things that are outside of the portal that will be trapped in this space if you close it, then you really do wanna get them shoved back through the portal so that they go home, right?
'Cause you don't want them trapped here because who knows what kind of damage they'll do, right? And so getting them back in is... It's an exercise in creativity, okay? Because it's, it's a process of trying to make them want to go back, right? You've gotta get them to come back to the portal to begin with, and then you've gotta get them to go through it.
And it... I, I... Okay, the, my guides have hit me with this, like, three times now, so I absolutely have to say this because somebody out there is thinking, "Well, what if I went through the portal?" Don't go through the portal. Let me just say that. I'll say it again. Don't go through the portal. There's a very real chance, there's a very real chance that your body will stay Do the math on that There's a very real chance that your spirit will go and your body will stay, and I'm not guaranteeing that the body will still be living.
Don't go through the portal, okay? I'm, I'm just gonna say it for the third time in case, in case somebody wasn't listening the first time, first two times. Okay, so now I can move on to how do we close the portal. But yeah, the guides are just like, "Tell them, tell them, tell..." I'm like, "Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine."
Okay. So all right, so closing the portal. So, uh, no, no, drawing everything back and getting it to want to go back through, right? Or at least to be within range of it so that you can shove it back through forcibly, right? Poof. Um, yeah. So you have to, you have to have a sense of what it is that, that has left the portal and, and what it is that the thing wants, right?
So, you know, y- you ... It- it's a creative exercise in how do I draw it back. It often involves using a person or a thing as bait. Mm-hmm. Because, you know, that's what they generally want. This is why this is in, in the advanced section of this podcast five years in because I was not gonna talk about this earlier because it's, it's not a safe thing to do.
If you've ever watched Supernatural and watched the guys be bait, it's like that, right? It's like that. So it is like that. So, uh, now in the case of a single entity like the transdimensional shaman, we didn't have to, to, uh, encourage him to come back. We just wrapped him up in energy and shoved him back through the portal.
Uh, you know, it was the two against one, and we were both pretty badass, and we were like, "Okay, here we go." Bang. Um, and so, you know, did he put up a good fight? Yeah, but he went back through, and we sho- shoved him through and shut it down, and I got off the land, and that was no longer my problem. So, but, uh, you know, the
E- so if it's a one p- thing, if it's one thing, that's fine. With the, like, the dark elves, it took a lot more effort than that to, to get them back through. We had to use somebody as bait, who volunteered by the way. Um, and, uh, and bring them back in, and then shove them back through, and then seal it back up, and it really did not wanna seal.
I spent months after we sealed that one because they, they kept trying to come back through. And I spent months walking that land, sealing it back up, and sealing it back up, and sealing it back up, and sealing it back up because it just was not giving. Now, you know, this was 20 years ago, so my skills weren't as good either, right?
So but yeah, sometimes they fight back, and they wanna keep coming through. But most of the time, you know, that was, that was... I mean, this was a Revolutionary War massacre site, right? It had a lot of energy in it, sympathetic m- energy to support ugly things happening on the ground, right? It was, it was bathed in the blood of people who had been massacred.
That site was just, you know, it was a bad place to do magic ever because of that, and we were stupid. See, that's what she'd tell me. If you're gonna fuck up, fuck up big. Just be able to fix it. You know? So, so- Suck it up hard ... so this is a lesson. And then fix it. Do not do this. No. Yes. Yeah. We were stupid. We should not have done magic
Well. 20 years ago. One person started this- ... and it wasn't me. And he knows who he is. And he's like, "He, he, he, he, he, he." Oh, no, no, no. He was like- Oh. "Oh, shit, I fucked up. I'm so sorry." "And I knew better."
Which is like, ugh. Uh-huh. Yeah. So yeah, it was like that. So, so in your home, now that I've scared the crap out of you, you know, in your home it is unlikely that you will have something that is at this level, right? Unless there's been somebody doing massive magic in your house and do- and, and doing stupid shit with it, right?
Which can happen. I mean, there are people who summon demons, don't know how to handle them, and then leave them in the house and move because they don't know how to do it, right? But those houses, anybody who's anywhere aware, you walk in and you go, "Oh, hell no." I looked at one of those when I was, like, 21 years old, and I was not even fully into this.
I mean, I'd been raised in the New Age stuff, but I hadn't gotten into this other stuff. And I walked into this house, and my husband was like, "I love it," and I was like, "I will not step foot in that house." And he's like, "What?" I'm like, "It is dark. It is, it is physically dark." And he's like, "There's nothing
It's bright and shiny and, and it ... There's windows everywhere. It's beautiful." I'm like, "I am not stepping into that house." I don't know what was in that house, but the me who was, like, still a baby about this stuff was like, "I ain't going anywhere near that." That's what a house looks like when it's had a demon, uh, you know, left behind, and I was like, I was having none of it.
So, you know, unless you're in a house like that, um, uh, any portal that shows up is, is likely going to be mostly benign, right? It'll be, you know, ah, you know, random things may wander in and out from the astral or from other dimensions or whatever, and you're just like, "Okay." You just make an announcement, and you, to everybody who's come through, and you say, "This portal is closing now.
If you want to go back through, you have 10 minutes. Make it so." And you wait 10 minutes, and you close the portal, you know? And that's it. And when I say close it, how do we do anything when we do magic? With intention Yes, we intend to do it. So you close your eyes, you imagine the portal in front of you, and you take your hands and you make a closing mo- movement, and you go, "Closed," and boom, portal closes.
It should not be much harder than that unless it's like one of the things like I talked about. One of the other things. Yeah, yeah. If, if you have something at that level, you need to go ask for help. You need to call Karen. Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah, call Karen at, at ghosts b- dash, at ghostb-gone.com. Uh, sh- and she will help you because that's what she does.
She helps clear houses, and get rid of ghosts, and put wards up on houses, and things like that. Give her a call and she can help you if it's something beyond your abilities. But at this far into the podcast, if you have been practicing regularly and doing your stuff, then you're probably capable of doing this one on your own for most cases that you would find in your house.
You know, the things that showed up in our basement at, in the magic house, um, they were benign. You know? They were ... We just said, "Go away. You're not welcome here," and, and they just went poof and that was it, you know? Um, 'cause they hadn't actually opened yet Two questions. The, when we close, 'cause I can see somebody doing this, going, "Well, I'll just put a padlock on it," you know?
Or something like that. We're talking, like, sealed, there's no handle, there's no nothing. It's just like, zzz, and then the- Erase it from your reality. Yes. Yes. I c- I can see the... I, I saw it. I'm like, there's gonna be a padlock. They're like, "Well, look, I have the key," trying to be all cute and everything. That's not g- that's not a good idea, right?
No. Okay. Now, is there, if I have my wards in place properly and, and have, you know, like, locked all... I learned this the hard way. Yeah, the fae know, they know loopholes. So, you know, yeah. Tick, tick, yes they do. So even though, if you're, when you're living in, you know, an RV, the, the, the shiny, um, surfaces that you locked on the big house where your mama stays, it does not transfer to your RV that you're living in.
Mm-mm-mm. They're like, "Yeah, that's cute. That's a loophole." I'm like, "Oh, we're all on the same land. It's all the same house." No, bitch, it ain't. So, and they were like, "Oh, we gonna have fun now." So I had to, to, to re-lock, you know, to lock everything and do my wards and all that. So if all that is done, can a portal just pop up on its own?
Or is, or the wards take care of that? They're interdimensional, so there is a chance. It depends on how you set your wards. If you, if you set your wards and the wards say no portals allowed, then, you know, that's set in the space. So if you include that in your wards, then no, they shouldn't show up. And I, I say shouldn't, because, you know, shouldn't do...
I had a boyfriend once who was a QA engineer, and he used to say, "Shouldn't do are two different things, sunshine." Because his, his pro- programmers would say, "Well, it should do this," and he's like, "Eh, but it doesn't." You know? And so, you know, uh, so, you know, I just had a conversation with a client of mine recently and, and, um, you know, they're, they're evaluating whether or not they wanna stay where they are.
And so they've been, like, unconsciously pulling up roots, and their wards are failing. And it's like, yeah, you know, when Cathy was getting ready to leave Boston, she lived with us, and, um, she was getting packed and ready to go, and the board, the wards started to fail because she had done the wards with us.
And I was like, "Okay, time to take you out of the wards because you are leaving the house, and therefore, the wards are falling." And she's like, "Oh, yeah, okay." And so we took them down and then put them back up again with just, just me and Jeff. Um, and so, you know, th- that has to happen, you know? And sometimes you just have to, to modify your wards.
I mean, three days ago, uh, we redid the wards entirely on this property. And, uh, we did that because at the time that we moved in, I was still getting over COVID And so I was not in a position to do big magical working. And so instead, I just took the, uh, the energy from the astral from the house that I had lived in before and just plopped it onto this house, right?
And just like, bang. I'm like, "That's what I got. That's the energy I have," right? And then promptly forgot about it, right? Because, you know, moved on with my life and whatever. And I, I sat there a few days ago and I was like, you know, we had, um, we had, uh, we just changed, uh, cable services. And so the guys were in the house, and they, they didn't have good energy, the guys who were doing the work.
And so Jeff's like, "I'm gonna smudge." And I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna re-ward the house because we'd gotten the negative energy in here, and the house had all kinds of, uh, the ward that I transferred from Richmond had all kinds of crap in it that I don't need here. I had had it-- I'd had all kinds of things to filter out the angst and upset around COVID, around the politics, around Black Lives Matter, around all the, the stuff that I was trying to keep the energy out, right?
And none of that exists here. So I didn't-- I'm like, now I'm-- I've got it built into my wards, and so there's an ickiness in the wards that doesn't need to be here, right? Because I don't, I don't need that energy filtering because it's not here. Why would I have that invoked in my energy field, right? So I wanted to release all of that and start over fresh, right?
And so bang, we put up the new wards. House feels so much better, right? But there's reasons why you wanna reset your wards periodically, right? So, you know, can things get through if you are, you know, if you allow somebody into your house or if somebody's-- if you're having relationship problems with the person who you set the wards with, you know, that could cause the wards to go a little wobble wobble.
Um, if you're having, um, if you're moving, that'll cause them to wobble. If you're, uh, if, if there's damage to the house that can cause physical damage to the house, um, that could cause wards to wobble, you know, that sort of thing. Um, anything that, that undermines the structural integrity of the relationship that built the, the ward or the, the structure upon which it's based, the wards may wobble.
So, uh, but funny story, we just had somebody in one of my, my groups who, uh, there was a guy running away from a house that had blown up. Pretty sure m- he was meth, meth lab. The guy, the guy had meth and fenyl- fentanyl and all kinds of stuff on him. And, uh, and an off-duty police officer lives across the street from her, and he, the guy had a gun, and the, uh, police officer didn't have his service weapon on him, and so he tried to pin the guy to her fence, um, with his car because that was the only thing he could do to, to try and get this guy to not be dangerous around the neighborhood.
And, uh, the guy managed to squeeze out of the way of the fence, and the guy went through the fence. So the, the police officer went through the fence, but the, the guy who was the challenged guy was, didn't make it through the fence because her boards were there. He couldn't have been pushed through the fence because her boards were there.
So the police are- Oh, that's hilarious ... like, repairing your fence. But, but yeah. I love this. Isn't that great? I have so many stories about my clients who have, who have warded their houses and, and had really unusual things happen that were like, "Oh, the ward worked." You know? Yeah. Guy couldn't make it into her yard.
It's just like, it's awesome, right? Well, mine, the... I have it set where unless you are invited, you are not allowed in, and may the thing that causes you the most, you know, horriblest death and most pain kill you, you know, if you try to break through the ward. So, 'cause I got that from you. Well, shit, woman. So- I got it from you.
Remind me not to come onto your property. I don't
have mine set for death, but ... Yeah. Well, not, not humans, but, you know, but, like- Yeah, yeah ... you know. Oh, well, yeah ... cl- Klingons. Boogey, boogies. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, boogey boogies. But I'm, my mine's warded against humans too, so you know. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 'cause I said if, if you have ill in- basically, if you have ill intent toward us or the hou- home or property, you can't find my house.
But anything that are delivering packages, you know, that we ordered, oh, you come right to it, you know. So yeah. So it, it was in-depth, yeah. I just made my waiting room way too big and then I had to redo that 'cause you're like, "Yeah, Jill, it doesn't need to be that big. It needs to be, like, you know, two centimeters by two centimeters."
I'm like, "I don't know how big these things are," so... Physical space doesn't matter in the energetic. Yeah. Yeah. So. Oh, well this has been so interesting. See? New and different. It is. Yeah. Yes, I love it. So what is your ism on portals today? Don't go through them. That's a very good one. That's a very good one.
Don't wait until they open. But one more time. Close them. Close them. Don't
be curious. And not with a lock. Seal it. No. Remove it from your, your reality, yes. That's it. Yeah. I love it. Portals. Portals- All right ... only to be closed, not to be curious. There you go. There you go. That... Oh, I like that one. All right. Well, y'all heard her, folks. Don't mess around with portals. All right. So that's all that we have time for this week, folks.
Tune in next time when adds another chapter into your guide to energy, magic, and the spirit world. I'm Jules here with Sparta. Oh, the road is long. And you have been listening to Spirit Sherpas. So long, y'all. Bye.