Description: From lazy reboots masquerading as parallel dimensions to executives who think audiences have PhDs in theoretical physics, Hollywood's multiverse obsession exposes their creative bankruptcy. It's the narrative equivalent of throwing everything at the wall and claiming whatever sticks is an "alternate timeline."

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The rant skewers Hollywood's creative bankruptcy with the precision of a surgeon who's also drunk at a wedding. It's blistering enough to make studio executives sweat through their Armani, yet lacks that final pepper of societal apocalypticism. Like a perfect colonoscopy, it probes deep but stops just short of causing permanent damage to your worldview.