Who doesn't love the burn? In this episode, we're talking all about hot sauces, spicy condiments, and chili sauces. A listened asked us to explain hot sauces, particularly Sriracha (which we love!). So we've blown that idea out to include lots of hot sauces including peri peri sauce (or piri piri sauce) and even a fermented chili sauce from the Middle East that has become a staple in our kitchen.
We're Bruce Weinstein & Mark Scarbrough. We've written three dozen cookbooks under our own names, plus lots more for celebs. (We've even fixed a few celebrity books before they went to publication.) We've also developed over 10,000 original recipes in our career.
Thank you for choosing our food and cooking podcast. Here are the segments for this episode of COOKING WITH BRUCE & MARK:
[00:53] Our one-minute cooking tip: Find the hot spots on your grill. Get to know your grill.
[03:51] We had a listened (hello, Debbie!) request a segment on hot sauces, chili sauces, and spicy condiments. So here we go! We're talking about Sriracha (and the changes to it for the North American market), chili crisp, salsa macha, harissa, and even a fermented chili sauce we've come to love.
[23:58] What’s making us happy in food this week: tinned fish and goat birria.
hey, I'm Bruce Weinstein and this is the Podcast
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:mark: I'm Mark Skarbrue.
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:We're going to talk about various spicy
condiments in this podcast because
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:Bruce: Our one minute cooking tip.
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:More about grilling outside.
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:Move your food around the grill.
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:Why?
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:Because if you're like me and most
people, your grill has hot spots, right?
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:One spot is hotter than the other.
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:And if you put out Four
hamburgers in different spots.
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:They're going to cook at
different times and different
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:rates get to know your grill.
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:You should know by now where the
hot spots are and how it works.
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:Learn to work with your grill
so that food cooks evenly.
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:mark: Okay.
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:And I'm going to add a caveat here.
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:When Bruce says, get to know your
grill, he's talking about gas
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:grills, because really honestly,
a charcoal grill is funky because
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:the hot spots move around depending
on how the charcoal bed is built.
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:So it's harder with a charcoal grill.
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:You have to pay closer attention to
where the hot and cooler spots are.
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:A gas grill is funky and
you do have to get to learn.
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:what
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:its little quirks are.
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:Um, like what's a quirk of your gas grill?
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:Bruce: hottest spot of my grill is
in the center towards the back and
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:that is because I replaced all my
gas burners this year and I didn't
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have a marital discussion after
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:Bruce: So
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:the center back is hotter, which
is actually not bad with us.
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I like mine on the well done
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:mark: I don't like mine rare.
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:Bruce: He likes his so a
good vet could still save it.
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:mark: Yeah, rare is an
insult to me, but go on.
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:Bruce: So that mine can go in the very
back, and his go right in front of
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:mine, and then they cook perfectly.
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:let me say, if you're going to
eat red, rare, blue hamburgers
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:standard supermarket meat under any
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:mark: Yeah, we actually buy
from an organic farm and know
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:mark: Yes, so, be careful of
eating rare hamburger with meat.
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:next to our segment on spicy condiments,
a segment suggested by a listener./
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:Bruce: So, a listener wrote in,
and she asked us what sriracha was,
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:because we talk about it all the time
here on Cooking with Bruce and Mark.
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:We talk about lots of chili
sauces, but we mentioned sriracha.
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:And so, we're going to give you a little
rundown on, yes, what sriracha is, and
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:all the other lovely red, hot, burning
things we put on our food on a regular
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:mark: Okay, so while there were many hot
sauces made by indigenous peoples, by
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:enslaved peoples on plantations, and even
by local homeowners across the United
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:States, across North America, the first
Big commercial success happened about
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:150 years ago, and that would be Tabasco
sauce created about 150 years ago with
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:much controversy by Edmund McElhinney,
a Maryland born banker who moved to
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:Louisiana,
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:Bruce: carpetbagger.
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:mark: carpetbagger.
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:Indeed.
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:Bruce: so this, look, we all
know Tabasco sauce, right?
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:I mean, I think it's ubiquitous,
it's even in diners, it's
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:always little bottles of it.
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:mark: I don't think it's that
well known, maybe outside the U.
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:and Canada, but maybe.
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:Yes.
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:Bruce: I love about it is the
vinegary ness and the saltiness.
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:And it's not too salty.
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:as vinegary as some East Asian
chili sauces, nor is it as hot,
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:which is kind of why I like it.
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:It's got the perfect amount
of spice for my palate.
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:I like it on eggs.
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:I love it in Bloody Mary's.
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:I've actually Even put a few drops on
each potato chip before I put them in
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:mark: mouth.
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:Okay, so what happened is that Edmund
McElhinney, he, uh, tasted this sauce,
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:a sauce similar to what we now call
Tabasco sauce, at a, and here's where
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:it gets controversial, Plantation dinner
in Louisiana, given by Monsal white.
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:Some person in the kitchen, undoubtedly
a person of color was making this sauce.
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:Later McElhaney claimed to have
discovered the sauce and even.
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:Chili's and he bought up land on
Avery Island and claimed that this
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:was an indigenous chili to Avery
Island that may or may not be true.
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:And now, just so you know, almost
all All the chilies in Tabasco
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:sauce come from South America,
Central America, and Africa, not
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:from Avery Island in Louisiana.
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:This is all problematic because of its
history, but you may have gotten the
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:original seeds for the chilies from this
Monsel White who was giving the plantation
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:dinner, planted them on Avery Island.
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:The sauce is indeed aged
in white oak whiskey
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:Bruce: Yeah,
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:it is.
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:And the original red Tabasco sauce
is my first hot sauce of choice.
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:But now when you go to the supermarket,
there are other styles of Tabasco.
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:There is a green jalapeno Tabasco.
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:There is a chipotle brown Tabasco.
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:So they have a variety.
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:veered into other directions, and
they have expanded the line away
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:from that original red Tabasco.
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:mark: Now, Bruce says it's his hot
sauce of choice, but it's not mine.
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:Mine is sriracha.
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:And we want to talk about sriracha
since it's become such a thing, and
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:this is what our listener asked for.
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:Sriracha is a hot sauce made of chilies,
vinegar, pickled garlic, sugar, and salt.
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:It was first made in the 1940s by a Thai
woman who was riffing off a Cantonese
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:sauce made from garlic and chilies And
Cantonese immigrants, of course, from
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:China, had settled in Sriracha, Thailand.
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:Thus, the current name of the
sauce, Sriracha Sauce, given that.
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:Now, it's had a long and storied
history, even long since:
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:it was created by this Thai woman,
essentially to appeal to Cantonese
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:immigrants in Thailand, right?
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:It's had a long history now,
and there are lots of Srirachas
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:Bruce: There are, but the most
common that people know in the U.
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:S.
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:is also called rooster sauce because
it has a rooster on the bottle
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:and it is made in California.
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:And in fact, there was a whole lawsuit
going on in the towns around this
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:factory because people were complaining
about the smell and the burning of
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:the eyes and they were trying to
get the plant shut down and moved.
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:And it caused a shortage
of this rooster sauce style
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:sriracha.
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:mark: some evidence to
suggest that shortage may
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:And they're claiming again that we're
entering into a sriracha shortage, of
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:You should know that the modern sriracha
sauce is made mostly from jalapenos.
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:In fact, sometimes almost exclusively,
depending on the brand, of jalapenos.
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:And here's the thing, sriracha has
become so popular that sriracha is
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:Um, and So
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:Bruce: what kind of sriracha do
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:Thanks.
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:My, I
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like Tabasco better is because
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:Sriracha does, you said,
does have some sugar
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:Bruce: And
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:sometimes, depending upon
the brand we get, it has a
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:But the last time Mark and I were in
an Asian supermarket in Providence,
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:Rhode Island, we found a sriracha
there made from yellow peppers.
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:Bruce: It is.
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:That I've been putting on french
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:fries.
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:mark: I put sriracha on
avocado toast like crazy.
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:I put it on eggs.
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:I have bought completely
into this sriracha campaign
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:But again, this is a weird thing
that something has become so
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:It's got branding problems.
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:You know, you're so popular.
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:Generic.
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:Like when I grew up in the
South, we called all carbonated.
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:Beverages coke.
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:Bruce: That's so weird.
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:question.
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:Pepper orange soda Strawberry soda 7up.
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:What kind of coke you want Sprite?
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:Bruce: well, at least Sprite
and Coke are made by the same
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:mark: I don't know that they were back
then maybe But anyway, we we would
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:Bruce: Rondo?
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:How about Moxie?
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:What about beverages by Hoffman's?
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:mark: Oh, I don't know any of this.
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:I just know Rhondo a grapefruit
soda made by the Coca-Cola bottling
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:Bruce: It can't be as good as Celery soda.
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:Made
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:by Dr.
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:Bruce: Sweet celery.
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:Eww, the only person who ever
knew like that was my father.
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:mark: Oh, well, um, we
shouldn't talk ill of
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:Bruce: Park
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:mark: I hope he's enjoying Sriracha
wherever, no, I hope he's enjoying
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:Selray Soda wherever he is right now.
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:Jersey.
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:Okay, great, um, I'm sure they
sell it there at the cemetery.
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:Other hot sauces include Chili Crisp,
and this has become a huge one, and
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:I think if you know Chili Crisp,
you know the Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili
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:Crisp.
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:Bruce: you know we have
talked about Chili Crisp.
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:We've been talking endlessly on Cooking
with Bruce and Mark, we both, Mark and
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:I, love Chili Crisp, we've made our
own, we have recipes for Chili Crisp.
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:Chili Crisp is another one that
has become a, you know, a generic
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:Well, David Chang tried
to trademark Chili Crunch.
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:Bruce: he tried to brand it Chili Crunch
because that was the name of his, but
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:Bruce: Chili Crisp, and then, and here's
how you know it is a generic thing.
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:Even Lao Gan Ma, they have their
original traditional Chili crisp.
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:They also have about 16 other styles of
chili crisp that they make most of them.
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:You cannot get in the US, which is sad
because I would bet they really delicious.
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:mark: If you don't know, la gan
ma, it just means old grandmother.
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:It started because a woman, Tao
Huabi, I don't know that I'm
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:She owned a shop, and she
started making this condiment.
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:And soon enough, bureaucrats and
government officials started showing up
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to go on noodles or in stir fries.
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:And this then became Lao
Gan Ma, spicy chili grits.
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eventually ended up Part of that
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:billionaire class in China drove around
in limousine Yes was driven around
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:So here's the deal about chili crisp.
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:It should be slightly funky because
usually it has a fermentation
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:It should also be really crispy with fried
garlic or shallots or ginger or all three.
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:In fact, now, right, chili crisp
has become just a generic term.
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:Bruce: It is, and some of
them are oilier than others.
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:I've bought bottles of chili crisps
where When you first get it and it has
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and then the solids are on the bottom.
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:I like the ones that are a
little more solid than oil, uh,
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:mark: because it's so versatile and, you
know, what we need is something crispy.
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:Fried garlic, shallots, ginger, whatever.
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:We need something crispy in there.
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:Chili Crisp.
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:And in fact, for the book that we've
been working on, Bruce has made a chili
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:crisp with nori, the dried seaweed
sheets, nori and those wasabi peas
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:that you get, right, that are snacks.
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:And that's all ground
together in the chili crisp.
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:I love, it's got a fishy
funkiness to it that I absolutely
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:Bruce: The nori doesn't
stay crispy, of course.
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:It softens up.
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:That's what gives it the
seafood y, ocean fishiness.
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:The wasabi peas stay crunchy even
after they're finally ground.
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:And it gives a nose spanking
bit of wasabi hit to it.
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:It is one of my favorite new chili
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:crisps.
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:Let's
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:Okay, salsa macha.
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:There's a big one.
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:It's originally a sauce from
Veracruz, Mexico, but no longer such.
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:It's a chili paste, right?
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:Bruce: It is a chili paste, and the
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:difference Or maybe
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:mark: a sauce, it depends
on how loose and oily you
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:Bruce: Yeah, it tends to be fairly
crunchy, like a chili crisp.
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:There's a very different technique,
though, and that's what I really find
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:interesting about the two of them.
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:The way you make any kinds of chili
crisp are you take the ingredients that
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:are going to go in it in a bowl, and
you pour the super heated oil over it.
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:Over and
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:mark: let it infuse that
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:way.
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:Lots of sizzling and popping.
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:Bruce: and when you make a traditional
salsa matcha, what you do is fry
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:your chili pieces in big chunks in
oil, and then you fry all the other
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:ingredients, usually some kind of
nut, sometimes some dried fruit.
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:You fry them, then You let it
cool a bit, and you put all
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:of that in a food processor.
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:Now, I suppose originally it would
have been a mortar and pestle,
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:so we had to pound it by hand.
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:But then we put all that cooled,
fried ingredients and the oil in
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:a food processor and pulsed it.
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:And here's where the variations come.
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:Do you like it?
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:Really?
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:Really?
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:Do you like it smooth, do you pulse it a
lot, or do you like it chunky, like we do?
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:, I only like super chunky peanut
butter, so it's kind of the
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:same thing with my salsa macha.
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:mark: And again, salsa macha has
become so widely, uh, categorized,
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:I mean, such a big category of food,
that in the recipes we've been working
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:on, Bruce has been making salsa
machas with pecans, with olives.
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:almonds with hazelnuts.
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:Bruce: I did one with
Coconut and dried pineapple.
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:authentic in any way, shape or
form, but boy, is it delicious.
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mark: But it's a technique of how to make a salsa matcha.
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:So let's move on to Harissa, which is a
northwest african chili paste or sauce.
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:Again, paste or sauce,
depending on how loose it is.
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:You probably know Arisa from little jars.
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:You may have seen it in the supermarket.
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:Sometimes it got oil floating on the top,
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:Bruce: Most of the harissa
that you can buy in the U.
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:, in jars, was made from dried chilies.
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:There was a recipe that I found years
ago that called for rose harissa, and it
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:was a
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:harissa that had dried rose petals in it,
and I have tried to recreate something
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:like it, and actually, I did, and it
will be in that new book we talked
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:about, and the technique here is, again,
a little different from the others.
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:You end up making this paste of the
dried and reconstituted chilies and all
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:your Flowers or other herbs, and then
you fry that in a skillet in the oil.
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:So once again, you have similar
ingredients, a completely different
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:technique, but a delicious,
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:mark: Yeah, and just like Sriracha,
just like Chili Crisp, just like
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:Salsa Macha, harissa has become
a category rather than a thing.
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:Now, some people will claim
authenticity here, but we're
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:actually talking about a category.
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:For example, many Libyan chefs
from Libya, Libyan chefs.
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:Add caraway, cumin and lemon juice
to her Risa, which, for example, many
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:Palestinian or Jordanian or Tunisian
chefs or Israeli chefs would freak out
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:at the addition
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:of caraway, cumin and lemon
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:Bruce: but they might add sumac or
they might add some other spice that's
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:more common in that part of the world.
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:mark: So, moving on to another hot
sauce that you may know is Peri Peri
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:or Piri Piri, depending on how you
actually deal with the original language.
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:Piri sauce.
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:And this is a sauce made from Portuguese
immigrants in Mozambique, but it has
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:now shot across all of the southern
bits of the African continent.
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:And, you know, um, it's
a, it is its own category.
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:Bruce: Well, there is a piri
piri chili, isn't there?
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:Yes.
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:Yeah, and that's what this sauce was
originally made from, which is why
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:it's called Piri Piri sauce . And the
technique has become sort of the way the
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:sauce has now formed its own category,
but it is a fermented chili and there's
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:always salt, there's always oil.
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:It has to have some kind of acid.
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:I like to use lemon juice.
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:You could use vinegar if you want.
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:Garlic is a must.
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:Or not.
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:mark: know, we had a
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:authenticity,
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:and so let's say garlic is optional.
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:mark: Right?
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:And there are so many
variations now of peri peri.
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:Some use orange juice,
some include lemon peel.
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:There's even variations with whiskey,
basil, tarragon, and bay leaves.
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:I mean, many different ways to
make this incredibly fiery sauce.
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:I think the one thing they all have
in common is how It's unbelievably hot
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:Bruce: there, and
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:mark: you should know that a lot of
the peri peri or peri peri bottled in
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:North America and in the EU is actually
made from bird's eye chilies, not the
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:original chili that the Portuguese
immigrants allegedly originally used
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:to make the sauce in Mozambique.
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:Bruce: And I have found a jarred peri
peri that's a little darker in color.
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:I don't remember the brand name.
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:We finished it.
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:I put it on hamburgers.
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:I looked at the ingredient list
and there were raisins in it.
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:And I actually thought that was brilliant
because in my opinion, the sweet, even
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:fermenty flavor of raisins balanced
the hot chilies and it was my favorite.
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:mark: Okay.
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:And one more category of hot sauce.
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:There are many beyond
what we're talking about.
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:Korean versions.
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:It's Chinese versions and many, many more.
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:But one that we particularly like
is shacha, which is a Middle Eastern
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:sauce made from fermented chilies.
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:Bruce: Yeah.
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:So to ferment chilies, you slice them, you
toss them in salt and you set them aside.
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:Now Mark's and my preferred method
of doing any kind of fermenting like
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:that at home is in the refrigerator.
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:It takes longer.
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:It's not going to ferment
in four or five days.
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:It may take two or three.
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you end up with a little safer product
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to do it in the refrigerator,
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:Exactly the same.
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:mark: it just takes longer.
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than four or five days.
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:It takes longer to get to
a sour point, but it will
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:Bruce: doesn't stink up your
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:mark: You know, somebody we had
some people over for dinner.
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:Uh, Koreans live in the United States.
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before last, whatever.
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serving his homemade kimchi, and they
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a special refrigerator just for kimchi
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:Bruce: Yeah, my friend Faye says
she's been banned from making
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put it in the garage.
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:Anyway, shut that is a really
great fermented funky sauce.
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these many chili condiments, more and
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:more coming online every day because
more and more people are starting small
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:food businesses in which they are riffing
off these kind of condiments, creating
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:them, creating their own special recipes
for them, all extremely fascinating.
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:Bruce: If you're invited to someone's
house for dinner, consider bringing a
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:jar or two of Tabasco, or Piri Piri, or
a salsa matcha, or a chili, because you
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:could make your own, or you could buy it.
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:It's so different, and it's so much
nicer than just a bottle of wine.
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:And besides, my feeling about wine when
you go to someone's house for dinner
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:is Your hosts probably have already
chosen wine to go with the food and
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:mark: going to stop you right here.
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:I don't know that everybody chooses
the wine to go with their dinner.
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:Bruce: Well, some of our friends do too.
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:mark: Okay.
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:I'm not saying that no one does.
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:So, now you're in the
middle of our marriage.
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:So, I said something and Bruce took it
to the absolute opposite other side.
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:I didn't say no one picked the wines.
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:Bruce: So it's nicer than
bringing flowers, how's that?
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:mark: And
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:Bruce: Now
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:we're gonna go into what
you hate about flowers.
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:Now we're
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:mark: And now we're gonna
go into our relationship.
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:I hate flowers as a house gift.
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:I absolutely hate them.
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:It's one thing if you send flowers
ahead in a vase, but I hate showing
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show up at my door with flowers.
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:I'm sorry if you do.
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:I'm sorry.
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at the same time I hate it because,
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:you know, I'm, I'm greeting guests, I'm
holding the dog, I'm letting people in,
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and I gotta now deal with these stupid
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:flowers, I gotta cut them off and get
them in a vase and all that, and I
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:know that sounds incredibly petulant
and childish of me, but it's just one
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you give me something that made me do
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:something when you walked in my door?
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:Why can't you just hand me
something that I can put on
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:Yeah, exactly.
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:So, it's my pet peeve
about flowers, sorry.
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:It's so weirdly petulant.
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:Now that it's out of my mouth and in
the open air, I now despise myself.
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:So, okay, I'm gonna have to get over
this and get over the flower thing
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them to my house and not be upset.
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:We went from chili sauces to flowers.
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:Uh, but, uh, before we get to the
end, what's making us happy in
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:food this week, let me say that it
would be great if you could rate or
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give it a review like nice podcast
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:that helps us out in the analytics.
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:I know it's not your problem,
but we are an unsupported podcast
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:use your support.
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:Okay, up next, the
traditional final segment.
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:What's making us happy
and food this week?/
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:Bruce: Tinned, Smoked,
mackerel, and chili sauce.
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:mark: We are the tinned fish king.
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:Bruce: I am the tinned fish king.
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:And I also like to shop at World
Market, one of those places, like home
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:mark: into because
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:Bruce: makes him crazy.
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:I can't.
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:But World Market And like Home
Goods, always has a food section.
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Market, they had a whole shelf of Fish
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:Wife tinned mackerel with chili sauce.
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:And if you know anything about fish,
you know that Fish Wife is really
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:And it was like, Half the price
of where it's ever been before.
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:So I just bought them all.
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:I bought the whole shelf.
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:So we have a lot of tin smoked mackerel
with chili sauce in our pantry.
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:mark: So what's making me happy
and food is because something
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:that may surprise you, but it is.
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:And we recently had a dinner
party and Bruce made goat
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:birria and it was so delicious.
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:So tell, tell them what you
did to make goat birria.
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:Bruce: Well, I rubbed the birria.
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:the goat with a chili paste that
I made from dried reconstituted,
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:uh, chilies and garlic and
oregano and ground up bay leaves.
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:And
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:mark: What, what, what's the cut of goat?
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:Bruce: Oh, I used leg for this.
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:And then on the way I made it, cause of
course we're not going to be authentic
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:and we've had episodes on authenticity.
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:So my version of this is I.
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:I put lime slices and orange slices
at the bottom of a big roasting
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:pan along with onion slices.
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:And that gives me that sort of sour
orange kind of thing that goes on.
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:And I put the , chili
rubbed goat on top of that.
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:covered it and I shoved it out
on the grill to roast it all day
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:and I served it in bowls with some
gnocchi made with masa harina.
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:mark: That crazy, crazy dish.
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:And it was part of being creative.
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:Bruce is being creative with food,
and part of what we love when we cook
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:is how to be incredibly open artfully
/Okay, that's the podcast for this week.
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:Thanks for joining us.
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:We appreciate your time with us.
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:We appreciate that you've
chosen to listen to this podcast
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:out of all the podcasts out.
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:Bruce: I'm
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:mark: laughing because there's a great
Martin Short interview in which he
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:plays his character, Jiminy Glick.
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:If you don't know Jiminy Glick,
you have to go look him up online.
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:It is one of the funniest things.
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:He's this incredibly overweight
interviewer full of his own self
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:importance, who hates every celebrity
he interviews, and Sean Hayes asks
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:Jiminy Glick, Martin Short, if he's
ever done a podcast and Martin Short's
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:like, no, I've never been that broke.
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:So, um,
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:Bruce: So
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:mark: this is our unsupported podcast and
thanks for being a part of it with us.
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:Bruce: Every week we tell you
what's making us happy in food,
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in food this week on our Facebook
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:If it's really fun and exciting,
we might make it and talk about it
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:here on Cooking with Bruce and Mark.