🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint

• People are furious about companies donating to build the new White House ballroom — swearing they’ll boycott them, right before ordering from corporations doing way worse.
• Women are “dating down” on purpose — uglier guys are apparently trending because you can't get cheated on if he looks like a foot.
• And public school kids took a field trip to a private school — basically a guided tour of what life looks like if your parents made better choices.