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Casseroles and Confessions: The Unfiltered After Party
Episode 824th February 2026 • The After Party • Big Party and Molly
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The central theme of today's discourse revolves around the notion that none of us arrived at this juncture in our lives with the intention of maintaining an upright posture; rather, we find ourselves more comfortably situated on the floor. This episode unfolds within the context of "The After Party," where we engage in candid oversharing, positioning our revelations as a form of therapeutic entertainment. We delve into various personal anecdotes, including the intricacies of culinary gatherings and the challenges of adhering to dietary limitations, all while maintaining a serious tone that eschews levity. The dialogue further explores the complexities of interpersonal relationships, particularly the dynamics of trust and transparency in communication. Ultimately, we invite our listeners to join us in this introspective examination of life’s multifaceted experiences, emphasizing the importance of authentic connection amidst the chaos.

This episode features a lively discussion on various topics including personal habits, health challenges, entertainment, and current events. The hosts share personal stories, opinions on health and beauty procedures, and insights into their daily routines, offering practical advice and humorous anecdotes.

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Speaker A:

None of us came here to be upright.

Speaker A:

We're all here to be on the floor.

Speaker A:

Poor Shirley over here is gonna bust a hip.

Speaker A:

What are you talking about?

Speaker A:

I didn't come here to move.

Speaker B:

This is the after party with Big Party and Molly, where we overshare for entertainment and call it healing.

Speaker B:

Welcome to the after party.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

Welcome to the after party.

Speaker B:

All right, all right, all right.

Speaker B:

Make sure you, like, follow wherever you're listening or watching.

Speaker B:

Very important to us for the survival of the after party.

Speaker B:

We got some fun stuff coming up that we haven't.

Speaker B:

It doesn't really affect you guys as much as it affects us, but we'll fill you guys all in later.

Speaker B:

And that's another one of the reasons why the after party was created independently by Molly and I.

Speaker B:

But if you want to reach out to us that you know the gig, it's BPS Crasher at Gmail.

Speaker B:

Also:

Speaker B:

We do full disclosure on this show of everything.

Speaker B:

We're transparent as you can be.

Speaker B:

We spend a good part of our careers being forced not to be transparent, and we're not going to do that anymore.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So this is our own gig.

Speaker B:

This is what we do, and we do it for you guys.

Speaker B:

So thanks for being a part of Crasher and hanging out.

Speaker B:

I just convinced Wylene to do a casserole.

Speaker A:

Did you?

Speaker A:

So we just talked about this.

Speaker A:

You're rolling off a Monday show.

Speaker A:

I had a girlfriend, a lady dinner, and it was a casserole party.

Speaker A:

And let me just tell you, if you want to see a bunch of girls be uncomfortably full.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Go ahead and throw yourself one.

Speaker A:

You try to, you know, you try to manage it.

Speaker A:

You try to just take a hoop of each one, but then you realize you're like, well, that was really good.

Speaker A:

Like, I want to go back for another scoop.

Speaker A:

And then next thing you know, you're like, double plating.

Speaker A:

And then there's a salad.

Speaker A:

But everybody's, like, picking at the salad to, like, maybe have some roughage.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Convinced her.

Speaker B:

Before, it was pizza to burgers, and I just.

Speaker B:

Anything with tater tots.

Speaker B:

And then as I explained to her.

Speaker B:

What.

Speaker B:

What's going to be in it?

Speaker B:

I said, this is what we'll do.

Speaker B:

We'll get some noodles.

Speaker B:

I got to get.

Speaker B:

Go get the noodles.

Speaker B:

And then I'll make an Alfredo.

Speaker B:

That's the number thing that got her.

Speaker B:

I'll make an Alfredo sauce.

Speaker A:

She does love your Alfredo.

Speaker A:

She's like, okay.

Speaker B:

You're like, yes, And I'll add some of that, Whatever, cheese on top.

Speaker B:

And then, and then what we'll do is.

Speaker B:

And I've heard myself saying this, we'll put tater tots on.

Speaker A:

She's like, cheeses.

Speaker A:

So it's got noodles and tater tots.

Speaker A:

You're like, yes, brilliant.

Speaker A:

And you're like.

Speaker A:

And the whole thing will be white.

Speaker A:

That's the other thing that you notice when you're cutting into these casseroles.

Speaker A:

You're like, this is some really beige food.

Speaker A:

Like, there's not a lot of, like, I had green chilies in mine.

Speaker B:

Oh, you did?

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Like, it was like, put it in there with the sour cream.

Speaker A:

Like, voila.

Speaker A:

Something green.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

See, I'll dump some.

Speaker B:

Some mixed veggies in there or something like that.

Speaker B:

Look at you, you know, add a

Speaker A:

little, you know, making an effort.

Speaker B:

Well, this is what's difficult about it.

Speaker B:

They're gluten free noodles.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker B:

So if.

Speaker B:

If I cook the noodles and then make the sauce and put it all in there in the oven and let it cook, those noodles are going to.

Speaker B:

They don't hold.

Speaker B:

Like regular noodles.

Speaker A:

Uhhuh.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker B:

So I'm gonna have to cook everything a la carte, slam it together, put a top on it, and then brown it and then just eat it like that.

Speaker B:

I don't know what I was doing.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I see what you're saying.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So there's the difficulty.

Speaker B:

And I almost pulled the trigger off of not doing that as soon as I was talking to her about the process that I have to go through.

Speaker A:

You're like, well, I mean, I'm moving a lot of steps to make this casserole happen for us.

Speaker A:

She's like, for you?

Speaker A:

You came in hot with casserole.

Speaker A:

We could have had takeout pizza.

Speaker B:

Yeah, well, pizza still on the menu.

Speaker B:

Pizza's still on the menu.

Speaker A:

So wait, pizza and casserole?

Speaker B:

No, no, I'll do pizza alone.

Speaker B:

I'll pick one or the other.

Speaker B:

I see.

Speaker B:

This is.

Speaker B:

I'm so excited because whenever we do pizza at the house, I make the dough, make the pizza crust.

Speaker B:

It's all for her, but it's not the same thing for me when I don't have to eat gluten free.

Speaker B:

So I don't bring gluten pizza in the house.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker B:

Because of cross contamination possibilities.

Speaker B:

And so therefore, with this whole thing of her dad giving her some cash saying, just go buy Mike a pizza is amazing.

Speaker B:

So I'm like, that's all I can think about.

Speaker B:

I'm like, what A great man.

Speaker B:

He is.

Speaker B:

So I'm gonna actually bring gluten pizza into the house.

Speaker B:

I just don't know where to get it.

Speaker A:

Yeah, where do you go?

Speaker B:

I've.

Speaker B:

There's.

Speaker B:

Mamas.

Speaker B:

Mama.

Speaker B:

Sounds good.

Speaker B:

But you know what?

Speaker B:

I'm also a pizza pizza.

Speaker B:

I don't mind that pizza.

Speaker A:

Don't waste it on something like that.

Speaker A:

Don't.

Speaker A:

Okay, Go with.

Speaker A:

What is it?

Speaker A:

Do not.

Speaker A:

What.

Speaker A:

What's the.

Speaker A:

What's the buddy.

Speaker A:

Your buddy's place.

Speaker B:

Oh, down there at.

Speaker B:

Oh, geez.

Speaker B:

Now you got a center do.

Speaker A:

There's dolomedi.

Speaker A:

But then what's the one on center that you went to for lunch by yourself and you said it was really good.

Speaker A:

Wasn't that paisano?

Speaker B:

Oh, pisan.

Speaker B:

Yeah, Paisan's Pizza.

Speaker B:

That.

Speaker B:

That sounds like a good one, too.

Speaker B:

But.

Speaker B:

But mama's pizza is very.

Speaker B:

It.

Speaker B:

It's just good.

Speaker B:

I mean, it's all great, but it's just kind of what I'm looking at.

Speaker B:

What's that square pizza that you guys all eat?

Speaker A:

Detroit style?

Speaker B:

No, not Detroit style.

Speaker B:

The brand.

Speaker B:

The name of the company.

Speaker B:

The restaurant that's down there on Leavenworth or whatever.

Speaker B:

You guys eat there all the time.

Speaker B:

La casa.

Speaker B:

La casa.

Speaker A:

Oh, la casa.

Speaker B:

Yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker A:

I didn't get it last time it was closed over New Year's, and I was.

Speaker B:

I wasn't really.

Speaker B:

Yeah, there's one out west.

Speaker A:

They take off.

Speaker A:

They work so hard over the holidays that they take time off, but I.

Speaker A:

If you don't think that I'm not going to.

Speaker A:

When I'm home, when I'm there for spring break, dude.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I can't tell if.

Speaker B:

I don't know with the La Casa.

Speaker B:

Out west is the same.

Speaker B:

It's not as good.

Speaker A:

It's not the same oven.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Old oven.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

I mean, people say it's the same.

Speaker A:

Maybe I'm just crazy.

Speaker A:

But I'm like, it's different.

Speaker B:

It probably is because they said the same thing when Mama's west opened.

Speaker B:

The west one opened.

Speaker B:

I don't know what the deal was with that was.

Speaker B:

It seemed like it was like a family argument or something, and they ended up splitting or something like that.

Speaker B:

But they couldn't get their pizza down because of the pizza oven.

Speaker B:

And, you know, because they cook the pizza, like you said, in a specific heat.

Speaker B:

And if it's a different type of oven, it's a different product.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker B:

I'm guessing.

Speaker B:

I would reason so.

Speaker A:

I mean, ovens, you know, like, you feel like you know you cook in different ovens.

Speaker A:

You're like, I don't know how this oven cooks.

Speaker A:

I mean, think about that.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

When you're using, like, an oven at an Airbnb, you're like, I don't know.

Speaker A:

This is like, Wild West.

Speaker A:

I have no idea.

Speaker A:

I've never cooked in this oven before.

Speaker A:

So you're just, like, probably different.

Speaker B:

We didn't bring up lint, by the way.

Speaker B:

We did, but Did.

Speaker B:

What are you doing for Lent?

Speaker B:

I need to ask.

Speaker B:

I don't do anything.

Speaker A:

So I'm adding something.

Speaker A:

So I am making this.

Speaker A:

I am.

Speaker A:

I cannot drink unless I work out.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

I laugh.

Speaker A:

So either I'm gonna really be working out a lot this Lent, or I'm gonna be pretty sober.

Speaker B:

Oh, God.

Speaker A:

So, like, I had that girl party Saturday night, and I had, like, I. I had to work out in order, like.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

To go.

Speaker B:

And I like this.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So here's the thing.

Speaker A:

So Thursday night, we went and saw Jim Gaffigan at the Chicago theater downtown.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

It was amazing.

Speaker A:

And we went out to dinner beforehand, and the waitress comes over and takes our drink order, and I'm like, I'll have a Diet Coke.

Speaker A:

Peter's like, what are you talking about?

Speaker A:

What do you mean you're getting a Diet Coke?

Speaker A:

And I was like, I didn't work out today.

Speaker A:

And he's like, but come on.

Speaker A:

I was like, it's literally Thursday.

Speaker A:

Like, Ash Wednesday was yesterday.

Speaker A:

Like, I didn't work out today.

Speaker A:

I don't get to drink.

Speaker A:

And he's like, damn.

Speaker A:

Like, you're really doing this.

Speaker A:

I was like, yeah.

Speaker A:

He's like, I don't think I've ever

Speaker B:

been to a restaurant where you didn't have a drink.

Speaker A:

Have a drink.

Speaker A:

I was like, well, that can't be true.

Speaker A:

Yeah, we went out when I was pregnant.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Speaker B:

So did Peter have a drink then?

Speaker B:

Or did.

Speaker B:

Did he hold?

Speaker B:

No.

Speaker A:

So then he's like, all right, I'll get a Coke, too.

Speaker A:

Like, he was really sweet.

Speaker A:

Like, he's like, I'll get.

Speaker A:

I'll get a Coke, too.

Speaker A:

So, I mean, he didn't drink, so.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

I was like, what's our bill?

Speaker A:

Like, he's like, a lot cheaper.

Speaker B:

Yeah, tons cheaper.

Speaker B:

Wow.

Speaker B:

Way to stick with not drinking.

Speaker A:

I know.

Speaker A:

Well, that was just the.

Speaker A:

I mean, that was the day after Ash Wednesday.

Speaker A:

Can't.

Speaker B:

I can't.

Speaker B:

It's too soon.

Speaker A:

I worked out on Ash Wednesday.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

And you had a drink, was making scampi.

Speaker A:

And I was like, I can't not.

Speaker A:

Like, he needs to open a bottle of white wine to make the sauce, but he just uses, like, a cup of white wine.

Speaker A:

And then I was like, well, that is just.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

What are you gonna do then?

Speaker A:

So then you gotta.

Speaker A:

So he's like, well, you gotta work out.

Speaker A:

I was like, fine.

Speaker A:

He was all thinking that I wasn't going to.

Speaker A:

And the next thing you know, I'm pouring myself a glass of wine.

Speaker A:

He's like, did you work out?

Speaker A:

I was like, I did.

Speaker B:

So how long of a workout is this when you.

Speaker B:

When you.

Speaker A:

30 minutes.

Speaker B:

You have to do a 30 minute workout.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Minute workout.

Speaker B:

Molly, that is ingenious.

Speaker B:

That is a great idea that should be just carried on through the year.

Speaker A:

Well, this is the thing, is that I was trying to think of something where, you know, you give up chocolate, and after 40 days, you're just house and candy bars.

Speaker A:

Right.

Speaker A:

Because you've been without.

Speaker A:

For.

Speaker A:

For whatever.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

You give up booze, and then the minute you get to Easter, you're like, tying one on because.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

In 40 days.

Speaker A:

And so realistically, I'm never gonna not eat chocolate again.

Speaker A:

I'm never gonna not drink again.

Speaker A:

So I was like, well, what's something that after 40 days would actually build up a good habit?

Speaker A:

You know what I mean?

Speaker A:

Something like, okay, what if I just really made a go at this?

Speaker A:

Now, whether or not I'm actually gonna do it after Lent, I don't know.

Speaker A:

But, I mean, I'm going to be testing the limits.

Speaker A:

I mean, I definitely, like, because we're traveling, I know I'm going to drink.

Speaker A:

And so I'm like, I.

Speaker A:

How am I. I got to get like a 30 minute.

Speaker A:

I mean, a 30 minute walk counts.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

You know, I mean, that's 30 minutes of cardio or whatever.

Speaker A:

30 minutes of movement.

Speaker A:

Like, I did yoga the other day.

Speaker A:

My gentle yoga.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Love that place.

Speaker B:

So the old ladies love it.

Speaker A:

At one point, they were like, get up off the mat.

Speaker A:

I was like, off the mat.

Speaker A:

None of us came here to be upright.

Speaker A:

We're all here to be on the floor.

Speaker A:

Poor Shirley over here is gonna bust a hip talking about, I didn't come here to move.

Speaker A:

I was so annoyed.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And my back hurt afterwards because they had us do all this, like, downward dog.

Speaker A:

I was like, what are you doing?

Speaker B:

I thought it's gentle yoga with old ladies.

Speaker A:

It was.

Speaker A:

It was.

Speaker A:

They're like, this is just.

Speaker A:

Just take it easy.

Speaker A:

And I was like, take it easy means staying on the mat.

Speaker A:

Marie,

Speaker B:

Marie, Marie, Marie.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

The exercise, having a stand up.

Speaker B:

Every Marie that Marie I've met have has been kind of mean like that, to be honest.

Speaker B:

Really?

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I don't know why that's what I did.

Speaker B:

I got triggered when you said Marie.

Speaker A:

You're like, oh, no.

Speaker A:

Yeah, Marie's usually gets it.

Speaker A:

She's the usual instructor.

Speaker A:

Which means, you know, that that's the thing.

Speaker A:

And I, I mean, I get it.

Speaker A:

Like, she'll be like, use the strap.

Speaker A:

And I'm like, well, that's fine because I don't want to touch my toes.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

So instead of like stretching and being able to, like, I'm not very bendy.

Speaker A:

Like, I'm just not very bendy.

Speaker A:

And so instead of having to like, grab your foot, you can use the strap and just hold it.

Speaker B:

You're like, oh, okay.

Speaker B:

I see.

Speaker B:

I'm not very bendy either.

Speaker B:

I'm not a bendy guy.

Speaker B:

But I do love this whole idea though, of working out 30 minutes before you can have a drink.

Speaker A:

Think about what the Adonis you would be by the end of Lent.

Speaker A:

You would be like, so fit.

Speaker B:

I might steal this because I drink every day.

Speaker A:

Well, this is the thing is that it really does, like, it really does give you like one of those things where like, I would love to have a glass of wine tonight, but I don't think I'm gonna work out.

Speaker A:

So it's like, I guess not.

Speaker B:

I guess.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I know.

Speaker B:

You know, that's the thing about getting older.

Speaker B:

Your workouts change, if you know what I mean.

Speaker B:

They get easier.

Speaker B:

Meaning not as intense.

Speaker B:

Yeah, Like, I wouldn't go.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Gentle yoga.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker B:

The other day, I wish I saw online these people that were just waving their hands up.

Speaker B:

That's like, this is how you do it.

Speaker B:

If you're not working out and these guys are all fit and then they do the twist and then they're just lifting their leg up, you know, doing X amount.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I was, I was.

Speaker B:

I went in the living room and I started doing.

Speaker B:

I'm like, this is what I need to do.

Speaker B:

But then I realized if I don't stretch first, I'm gonna pull a muscle.

Speaker A:

You're like, oh, I think get.

Speaker A:

Feels tight.

Speaker A:

The burn.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Feeling the burn.

Speaker B:

I might throw the.

Speaker B:

I actually, I'm not going to say anything to the sweet wiene because of the fact that I don't want to be held to it.

Speaker A:

Make you stick to it.

Speaker A:

Like, all right, well, that was a good idea when I was sober.

Speaker B:

That is nice though, because, like, if I take the dogs out you know, when we take the dogs out for a walk sometimes, you know, she wants to, let's go take if it's nice out.

Speaker B:

And I'm like, I don't want to go do that.

Speaker B:

But I don't.

Speaker B:

I realize I'm being a child and it's 20 minute walk.

Speaker B:

It's a 20 minute walk.

Speaker B:

You know, that's all it is.

Speaker B:

And I always feel great after it.

Speaker B:

So you win, the dogs win, we all win.

Speaker B:

Hey, I got some a list real quick and then we'll get to.

Speaker B:

We have some questions.

Speaker B:

We, we had segments just like the big party show.

Speaker B:

Everything kind of melds informs into.

Speaker B:

How would you say that, Molly?

Speaker B:

It just kind of foreigns it to what it's going to be.

Speaker A:

Free flow.

Speaker A:

But like we have like stuff that we like to talk about.

Speaker A:

So we make our way to it.

Speaker B:

Yeah, for sure.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

So Cardi B.

Speaker B:

She had announced that she's removing her butt plants after her tour.

Speaker B:

I didn't realize she had an actual butt implant.

Speaker B:

I thought that was something else.

Speaker B:

She said she's heading to Colombia to get it done.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So, yeah, I guess her butt is, she's just tired of her big old booty.

Speaker B:

So she's removing it.

Speaker B:

But what happens to all that skin?

Speaker B:

I, I, you know, she's got all the money.

Speaker B:

I'm sure they can just tighten it up.

Speaker A:

I know, but that's got to be pretty banged up.

Speaker A:

I mean.

Speaker A:

Yeah, you can't stretch it that far for so long and just have it.

Speaker A:

I just think, well, plus the recovery

Speaker B:

time on that, that's what she said.

Speaker B:

She said the reason why it's after a tour, and that's what people were saying, that the recovery time is so long that she has to take a, take a break.

Speaker B:

So everyone's like, all right, so if you don't see her around for like three months, we know what happened.

Speaker B:

She got a little or butt.

Speaker B:

I just don't know how big those implants are because she's got a big old booty.

Speaker B:

You know what I mean?

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

I've never even, I've heard of them before, but I don't even know what they're made of.

Speaker B:

Are they?

Speaker A:

I think it's the same stuff as boobs.

Speaker A:

I think it's like silicon or saline.

Speaker A:

I mean, it would be the same.

Speaker A:

Probably silicon though, because it would need to be firmer.

Speaker A:

But I would think it would be the same kind of concept where it's like, you know, when you get implants, they're like those bags, you know, you can pick different size bags.

Speaker A:

I would imagine that it'd be butt shaped, like round.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Or wags.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And you'd have to sit them down.

Speaker B:

I mean, I. I figured they'd be

Speaker A:

hard about it is I saw something.

Speaker A:

This reminds me, like I saw like a documentary or something about when you go to places like Colombia or whatever, they have these special, like, special housing for your recovery time.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Because it's.

Speaker B:

It's a long time.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

No, like, you have to have, like staff.

Speaker A:

Like, because you're gonna have tubes coming out of you, you're gonna have drainage.

Speaker A:

I mean, it's a surgery.

Speaker A:

You're gonna have all this stuff.

Speaker A:

It's not like you hop out the door and go home and hit a.

Speaker B:

Recover and call.

Speaker A:

Call it a day.

Speaker A:

Like, she'll be ha.

Speaker A:

She'll have to lay on her stomach for like a week.

Speaker B:

Gosh, can you imagine?

Speaker A:

She won't be able to.

Speaker B:

Crazy.

Speaker A:

Like, it'll be like somebody feeding her through.

Speaker A:

Like.

Speaker A:

Like she won't be able to, like, sit up and eat.

Speaker A:

Like, it'll be somebody feeding her.

Speaker A:

Like, it would be almost like a massage table where you put your face through there.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And.

Speaker A:

And so that would be the thing.

Speaker A:

Like, there's a TV down there, like an iPad or whatever.

Speaker A:

Because, like, you have to stay flat.

Speaker A:

You can't move.

Speaker B:

You can't move.

Speaker B:

God, Molly.

Speaker B:

What about things like, I know you can't sit, but how do you use the.

Speaker B:

The restroom at that point?

Speaker B:

I wonder.

Speaker A:

I mean, that's the other thing is that, like, you probably have like a tube.

Speaker B:

Does that exist?

Speaker A:

Yeah, probably like some kind of tube.

Speaker A:

Or I would catheter.

Speaker A:

Give you a catheter.

Speaker B:

Oh, my God.

Speaker A:

I mean, you wouldn't be able to wear a diaper.

Speaker A:

You couldn't have anything covering it.

Speaker A:

But the other thing is, keep in mind, she's got kids.

Speaker B:

Yes, she does.

Speaker B:

She does.

Speaker A:

Somebody's got to take the kids for like a month or longer, be able to, like, be active or do anything.

Speaker B:

I mean, are they little kids, parents?

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker A:

You can't parent when you.

Speaker A:

When you are literally vertical or horizontal, like, the entire time.

Speaker B:

Gosh, I can't even think.

Speaker A:

Terrifying to me.

Speaker A:

I. I don't.

Speaker A:

There's no thing in my body that I want that bad to go through that.

Speaker B:

No.

Speaker A:

You know what I mean?

Speaker A:

Like, there's nothing that.

Speaker A:

There's no.

Speaker A:

Like, as much as it'd be great to have, you know, crazy abs or like a perky butt or Whatever.

Speaker A:

Like, I can't imagine paying someone to make me hurt that bad.

Speaker B:

But isn't that.

Speaker B:

That's the ultimate.

Speaker B:

That's like the ultimate vanity thing.

Speaker B:

Like, I just read and I don't have it in front of me.

Speaker B:

We'll hit it up on Wednesday.

Speaker B:

But these kids, these younger men are getting lengthening.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

You were saying that they were getting, like, penile implants or doing something where they were, like, able.

Speaker B:

This one's for their legs.

Speaker A:

Oh, yes.

Speaker B:

To make them taller.

Speaker B:

It's such an involved deal.

Speaker B:

And we'll hit the, like, shatter your

Speaker A:

legs and, like, put rods in or thing.

Speaker A:

It's like.

Speaker A:

Oh, it's like the stuff out of Sci Fi Nightmares.

Speaker A:

Like, nobody.

Speaker A:

Why?

Speaker B:

Just.

Speaker B:

Why?

Speaker B:

I, I maybe.

Speaker B:

I mean, Howard, I mean, how short do you have to be to go.

Speaker B:

I'm sick of this.

Speaker B:

Plus, it cost a ton of money.

Speaker B:

It just cost a lot of money to do it.

Speaker B:

And what's involved.

Speaker B:

I was just horrified.

Speaker B:

The amount of pain that must be, you know?

Speaker B:

But then again, I don't know, maybe you're that short where you're just sick and tired of being short.

Speaker B:

Short.

Speaker A:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

So it's men.

Speaker B:

They're young men.

Speaker B:

That's what they're doing to get taller.

Speaker B:

It's all because it can.

Speaker B:

You know, they want to be able to.

Speaker B:

You know, maybe women.

Speaker B:

Maybe it's women's fault.

Speaker B:

They.

Speaker B:

They won't date them.

Speaker B:

But I think I'd look past the height if you.

Speaker B:

If you got women not interested because of your height.

Speaker B:

There's more to this.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I was gonna say.

Speaker A:

I mean, at that point, you're like, really?

Speaker A:

You met your magic person?

Speaker A:

And they're like, sorry, like, then it's not your magic person.

Speaker A:

They're like, if only.

Speaker A:

Yeah, we're taller.

Speaker A:

It's fine.

Speaker A:

When we're sitting.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker A:

When we go to dinner.

Speaker A:

I've never been more in love in my entire life.

Speaker A:

Sitting at the door to take me when we have to go home and he comes up to my navel.

Speaker A:

Then we've got a problem.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I mean, I remember a friend of mine, she would only date because she was taller.

Speaker B:

She would never date anyone shorter than her.

Speaker B:

And she must have been, I'm guessing, about six, three.

Speaker A:

Oh, wow.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Really tall.

Speaker B:

And she was single for a long time.

Speaker B:

And what I told her is, I said, you know, you're limiting.

Speaker B:

You're limiting your options by saying you're only going to date people 6, 4 and up.

Speaker B:

You know, I'd.

Speaker B:

I'm like 5 11.

Speaker B:

At least that's what I tell people.

Speaker B:

And she didn't care.

Speaker B:

She's like, I don't care.

Speaker B:

This is what I want.

Speaker B:

I'm like, okay, sorry.

Speaker B:

Maybe I was trying to date her because I'm five.

Speaker A:

You're like, come on, give us little guys a chance.

Speaker A:

She's like, why don't you lengthen your legs and come back and we'll have a conversation.

Speaker B:

Yeah, climb up.

Speaker B:

Climb up that tall leg.

Speaker B:

All right, we got this new segment with after party, so if you have any things that you want to do allowed to us need the opinion on or anything like that, feel free to reach out.

Speaker B:

It's bps Gmail.com.

Speaker B:

it doesn't have to be anything relationship.

Speaker B:

It could be work.

Speaker B:

It could be neighbors.

Speaker B:

It could be anything like that.

Speaker B:

So, yeah, please do.

Speaker B:

And here's one.

Speaker A:

Give you the best slash worst advice that we have to offer.

Speaker B:

Absolutely.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

This is by Confused.

Speaker B:

Actually, she sent it over to us.

Speaker B:

She said, my husband keeps tilting his phone away when he text.

Speaker B:

He says it's work stuff.

Speaker B:

g to know who he's texting at:

Speaker A:

Unless he's like a CIA agent.

Speaker A:

What possibly could he.

Speaker A:

What what possibly high sensitive stuff could he be texting?

Speaker A:

You know what I mean?

Speaker A:

It's like, yeah, unless he's somebody like the president.

Speaker A:

We were like, yeah, I bet you probably did get some.

Speaker A:

Like, there was like, a spaceship that landed and nobody can know about it.

Speaker A:

And it's:

Speaker A:

Like, I get it.

Speaker A:

You're POTUS.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker A:

Guy that works at Best Buy.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker B:

1047.

Speaker A:

Super suspect.

Speaker B:

Is it?

Speaker B:

I would.

Speaker B:

I would guess texting.

Speaker B:

I'm guessing if Wylene was getting messages like that and text.

Speaker B:

I. I would have to.

Speaker B:

I'd have to say something like, who are you texting?

Speaker A:

You know, it's normal, too.

Speaker A:

Anyway, like, if we were in bed, which.

Speaker B:

But if you said it was work stuff.

Speaker B:

Oh, it's just work stuff.

Speaker B:

Don't worry about that.

Speaker B:

Just lay down.

Speaker A:

I'd be like, what work stuff?

Speaker A:

Like, we had a whole.

Speaker A:

We had a whole evening.

Speaker A:

You didn't mention any crazy fires you had to put out at work.

Speaker A:

And plus, you know what?

Speaker A:

You're.

Speaker A:

You know what your spouse does for a living.

Speaker A:

You're like, really stuff.

Speaker A:

You barely work when it's 9 to 5.

Speaker A:

Now you're telling me it's:

Speaker B:

She Said that he also recently started leaving his phone screen down instead of face up.

Speaker B:

That's apparently during the day.

Speaker B:

So is he hiding?

Speaker B:

My God.

Speaker A:

And here's the thing.

Speaker A:

It might not be that he's like, texting.

Speaker A:

I mean, he could be doing anything.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Gambling.

Speaker B:

Oh.

Speaker A:

You know, it doesn't necessarily have to be.

Speaker A:

There's another woman.

Speaker A:

Like, he could be up to something else like, that he's not supposed to be into or.

Speaker A:

I mean, you know, it's like some crazy discord group that keeps blowing them up.

Speaker A:

You're like, what discord group are you on?

Speaker A:

Like, don't worry about it.

Speaker B:

But then what about leaving the phone down?

Speaker B:

I leave mine down all the time.

Speaker B:

I leave mine's rarely.

Speaker A:

I usually leave mine up, but it would not be a big deal if I put mine down.

Speaker A:

A lot of times I'll put it face down when I'm trying to give my full attention to somebody.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Like, let's say we're at dinner and I'm texting, and then it's like, all right, phone going down.

Speaker A:

You have my attention.

Speaker A:

What?

Speaker A:

Make it good.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Because there are a lot of reels that are pretty interesting right now.

Speaker B:

I know, I know.

Speaker A:

Can I have your attention, please?

Speaker A:

The waitress would like to take our order.

Speaker B:

I'm like, I keep mine down.

Speaker B:

I don't even know why.

Speaker B:

And I think the Sweet Wylene does too.

Speaker B:

I'm going to pay attention to that.

Speaker B:

I don't think that's suspect by doing that.

Speaker B:

I don't know why I do it.

Speaker B:

It.

Speaker B:

I'm just doing it.

Speaker B:

I just put it down like that.

Speaker B:

Does that ever bother you when you're sitting, like, at a restaurant or whatever, And I noticed this sometimes when there'll be more than.

Speaker B:

Maybe that's a couple anyway, like the.

Speaker B:

The woman or the man will be.

Speaker B:

Or even.

Speaker B:

Even a friend will be on their phone answering a text while the other person is side eyeing it and looking down at it.

Speaker B:

Have you ever seen that?

Speaker B:

I find that so incredibly rude.

Speaker B:

I don't know why.

Speaker A:

It's like, yeah, I like, why are you doing that?

Speaker A:

I'm not guilty of that.

Speaker A:

I'm sure.

Speaker A:

I'm sure Peter's like, oh, buddy.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I. I probably have.

Speaker A:

Where it's something where you're wrapping something up.

Speaker A:

Like, I've been walking into restaurants where I'm texting someone, and it's like that last little thing where you're like, listen, we'll make.

Speaker A:

We'll solidify the plans.

Speaker A:

And like, I. I'm somebody Where I text more than talk on the phone.

Speaker A:

So I'm making plans, I'm coordinating things, I'm doing all that kind of stuff.

Speaker A:

And sometimes you got.

Speaker A:

What about, like, just one more thing?

Speaker A:

Like, I just gotta get this, like, whatever.

Speaker B:

What about that person sitting next to you looking down at your text?

Speaker B:

That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker A:

Here you go.

Speaker A:

I've got nothing to hide.

Speaker A:

Here we go.

Speaker A:

I'm talking about you.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker A:

I'm saying you're annoying.

Speaker A:

Do you want to see the text?

Speaker A:

He's driving me crazy.

Speaker A:

Crazy emoji.

Speaker B:

It's such a weird deal.

Speaker B:

It's a weird deal to be at the same table because everything just kind of gets awkward a little bit, it seems like.

Speaker B:

Because I'm watching it.

Speaker A:

You know, my husband Peter has no.

Speaker A:

He's totally phone clueless.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

I never see him on his phone or doing anything.

Speaker B:

That's awesome.

Speaker B:

Wow.

Speaker A:

He's just not a phone.

Speaker A:

Like, he just.

Speaker A:

He's not.

Speaker B:

I'm not a phone guy.

Speaker A:

I'm like, it's on the table.

Speaker A:

I'm like, getting a little itchy.

Speaker A:

I haven't looked at it a little bit.

Speaker A:

Hold on, let me just see.

Speaker A:

Text message.

Speaker A:

You gotta be doing.

Speaker B:

God, I watched this.

Speaker A:

We're still at dinner.

Speaker A:

He is still annoying me.

Speaker A:

Exclamation point.

Speaker A:

Sent.

Speaker B:

I'm trying to get better at that.

Speaker B:

Putting the phone down and watching a movie.

Speaker B:

It is so incredibly hard.

Speaker B:

It really is.

Speaker B:

I watched this one called the Long Walk.

Speaker B:

Have you seen that out there yet?

Speaker B:

The Long Walk, Definitely.

Speaker B:

Go look at that one.

Speaker B:

And then the Dead of Winter with Emma Thompson.

Speaker A:

Watch that last night.

Speaker A:

He said it was terrible.

Speaker B:

He did?

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Okay, maybe.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker A:

I haven't watched it.

Speaker A:

But he's like, she's trying to do this Minnesota accent.

Speaker B:

That was bad.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker B:

Because that's.

Speaker A:

That's what he was just like.

Speaker A:

It was terrible.

Speaker A:

I was like, oh, okay.

Speaker A:

Well, I was busy eating my weight and casseroles, so I didn't see it.

Speaker B:

The Long Walk is good.

Speaker B:

I think it.

Speaker B:

We rented it, so it must have been on Amazon.

Speaker B:

It's like 5.99 or whatever the case is.

Speaker B:

And we don't rent movies very often.

Speaker B:

We just kind of wait it out.

Speaker B:

And I'm like, let's just sit down and do this.

Speaker B:

And basically, it's just about a traditional thing.

Speaker B:

Every year these people get picked kids or whatever, a certain age to walk.

Speaker B:

So they got to out walk each and the.

Speaker B:

The last person gets one wish and then that wins.

Speaker B:

And Just a buttload of money.

Speaker B:

I'm not going to tell you anything else.

Speaker B:

You gotta watch the rest.

Speaker A:

What happens to the kid that loses?

Speaker B:

You're like, there's a lot of them.

Speaker B:

There's like.

Speaker B:

I want to say there's like 30.

Speaker B:

30 kids or something that start the walk, but when you're watching it, you're like.

Speaker B:

I mean, my mind, I'm like, well, this is going to end in overnight.

Speaker B:

I mean, how long can you possibly walk?

Speaker A:

You can walk a long time.

Speaker B:

It was like six days.

Speaker B:

They're still walking.

Speaker B:

Remember, you got to walk three miles an hour.

Speaker B:

Miles an hour and up.

Speaker B:

You can't stop.

Speaker B:

When you slow down, you get a warning.

Speaker B:

If you don't pick it back up, you get warning two.

Speaker B:

And then after a few seconds later, there's warning three.

Speaker B:

And if you get past warning three, then they hand you your ticket and you're done.

Speaker B:

Well, they say, give you a ticket and you're done.

Speaker B:

Whatever.

Speaker B:

But, yeah, and then remember, five days, there's things like, I gotta use the restroom.

Speaker B:

All kinds of things.

Speaker A:

Just pee while you walk.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker B:

And then there's other people that had to do the other one.

Speaker B:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker B:

Can you.

Speaker B:

I mean, I thought instantly I would wear a dress, you know, because all these guys.

Speaker B:

These are just guys.

Speaker B:

Kids walking.

Speaker B:

I love how that's like, go watch it.

Speaker A:

You're like, then they pooped themselves.

Speaker B:

Go watch that one.

Speaker B:

If you're looking for something to watch.

Speaker B:

And.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Get past the voice.

Speaker B:

On the Dead of Winter.

Speaker B:

I mean, there's two movies were so.

Speaker B:

Like, a Dead of Winter was so damn sad.

Speaker B:

It was so sad.

Speaker B:

I can't ruin it for you, too.

Speaker B:

Are you gonna watch it?

Speaker B:

Because I'll ruin it.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I'll watch it.

Speaker A:

Because I thought it was a horror movie movie.

Speaker B:

It's both.

Speaker B:

It's.

Speaker B:

It's everything.

Speaker A:

Because Peter's like, this is.

Speaker A:

I recorded this for you because it's a horror movie.

Speaker A:

But I, I.

Speaker A:

There was nothing else on.

Speaker A:

So he watched, and then he came back with his, you know, review.

Speaker A:

He was like, the accent was terrible.

Speaker A:

I didn't like it.

Speaker B:

Similar.

Speaker B:

Similar to those casserole reviews.

Speaker A:

Yeah, exactly.

Speaker A:

Not as bad as I thought.

Speaker A:

Oh, well, that is a glowing review from the James Beard panel.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker B:

All right, we're gonna roll out of here.

Speaker B:

Don't forget those Lancer tickets.

Speaker B:

Those tickets are@bigpartyshow.com and, gosh, I lost it.

Speaker B:

But they are taking on.

Speaker B:

They're having a good time.

Speaker B:

So go.

Speaker B:

Go watch them.

Speaker B:

It's not in front of me right now.

Speaker B:

Damn it.

Speaker A:

Well, it's first responders is one of the days.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker B:

And the other Is it Manitoba?

Speaker B:

Maybe go to bigpartyshow.com if you want to do something this weekend.

Speaker B:

We always have something there for you.

Speaker B:

It's actually Muskegon.

Speaker A:

I was like, there was Muskegon.

Speaker B:

They're playing them Saturday and Sunday.

Speaker B:

Hockey fights, Cancer night, sponsored by Methodist Hospital on Saturday.

Speaker B:

And then Sunday, same deal.

Speaker B:

But this is first responders night, so, yeah, there's a whole lot to celebrate, you know?

Speaker B:

So, yeah, go and go watch some hockey if you got the hockey fever after those Hockey USA Gold wins.

Speaker B:

So we'll see you guys Wednesday.

Speaker B:

Have a safe day and do yourself good.

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