Can Patrice Evra give West Ham a kick up the face, much like he did to one of the Marseille fans? Or is his signing purely political? Meanwhile, Riyad Mahrez is back in body, if not in mind and soul, but is the real reason he's been missing the roadworks on the M6? And is Joey Barton the voice of feminism in football? (SPOILER ALERT: No. No, he's not). Once again, we start off asking questions like these and get distracted by other things.  On the Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original theme tune written and performed by Katalina Kicks, incidental music and sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and licensed via creative commons.