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EARNEST MANN'S BATSHIT CRAZY YOUR BATSHIT CRAZY NEIGHBOR FROM HELL EP. 382
Episode 38214th October 2024 • The Earnest Mann Show • Earnest Mann
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Identifying and Avoiding Batshit Crazy Behavior

Hey, it’s Earnest Mann here! In this episode, I’m breaking down the different types of crazy we encounter in life, with a special focus on "batshit crazy." It’s a type of madness you should steer clear of at all costs. I also take a moment to thank all of you loyal listeners as I approach my 100th subscription mark. You’ve shown real character by sticking around and being unafraid of honest, unfiltered talk.

The Batshit Crazy Neighbor You Don’t Want to Deal With

I share a personal story about my neighbor, Stan, who embodies the worst type of "batshit crazy." He refuses to acknowledge that I don’t want anything to do with him, yet continues to act like we’re lifelong friends. Stan’s behavior includes constantly asking me to fix his car for free, without ever offering a single favor in return. His refusal to acknowledge reality and insistence on a one-sided relationship highlights a key trait of batshit crazy people: they are users and completely disconnected from social norms.

Recognizing and Protecting Yourself from Batshit Crazy People

Throughout this episode, I reveal the signs of batshit crazy behavior and how it can impact your life. From ignoring boundaries to expecting favors without reciprocation, these individuals drain your time and energy. Avoiding them is essential for maintaining your sanity and peace of mind.

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if you spent any time in this world you

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know there's a hell of a lot of crazy

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and it comes in many different forms but

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of all those different forms of crazy

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there's one that's Head and Shoulders

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Above the Rest and this is the kind of

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crazy that you want to avoid at all cost

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I'm talking of course of the infamous

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batshit crazy which I'm going to tell

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you all about so you can avoid as much

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that [ __ ] crazy as

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possible if you work for a living why do

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you kill yourself

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working before I start this episode

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talking about crazy I wanted to mention

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something that's probably not so crazy

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you I am and always have been a quality

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over quantity kind of guy and although I

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may not have a great number of listeners

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at least I know that the ones I do have

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are intelligent and how do I know that

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because you're not [ __ ] thin skinned

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and easily offended you have character

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the kind of character that's only Built

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by making it through really hard [ __ ]

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times so you continue to listen to me as

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apparently you realize I've seen and

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been through some very hard times in my

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life and I wanted you to know I

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sincerely appreciate that

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as any of you can tell I am just about

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to hit my 100th subscription Mark and I

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can't even describe how great that makes

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me feel and quite literally there is no

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damn way I could have achieved this

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without you so I'll just keep trying to

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improve the show as best I know how and

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although I sincerely appreciate you

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subscribing the absolute best compliment

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you can give me is to tell a friend so

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again thank you very much now to the

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episode I was thinking about all the

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different things that are batshit crazy

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to tell you about let me tell you it

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wasn't easy of course we have the

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idiotic ritual we go through every four

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years of hiring a new corporate puppet

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that's the most convincing at telling us

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how much they care though engaging in a

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serious conversation of about what Trump

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can and wants to do for the country is

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about as appealing as slowly drinking

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down a full glass of

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gasoline and the next same thing applies

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to Harris although in her case I'll

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switch it to bleach because we've got to

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have something to tell them

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apart so I've decided to talk to you

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about my batshit crazy neighbor Stan I

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believe you're really going to like this

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especially if you've ever had or

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currently have a batshit crazy neighbor

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yourself Stan is badshit crazy I have

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known that he is badshit crazy for

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several years and I do all I can to

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avoid his batshit crazy

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ass one of the many things that makes

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Stan batshit crazy which is a Telltale

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sign of bat [ __ ] crazy is his utter

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refusal to acknowledge reality he simply

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refuses to acknowledge that not only am

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I not his friend but I actually want

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nothing to [ __ ] do with him

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whatsoever yet whenever the opportunity

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arises like if I'm working on the front

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lawn or working outside the front of my

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house on my car or garage or whatever he

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comes over Uninvited and starts talking

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to me like I'm a good friend he's known

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for 30 [ __ ]

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years in my younger days I would have

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just knocked the living [ __ ] out of him

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and I think even that stupid bastard

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would get the message but alas those

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days are gone to give you an idea of how

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[ __ ] dense this doofus is a few

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months ago he came over on my lawn when

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I was busy and just did what he usually

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does start blithering about something

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that I have absolutely no [ __ ]

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interest in

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whatsoever so one day I decided to say

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something to him that wasn't vulgar or

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physically threatening I said Stan you

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are living proof that your mother

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apparently did did not have health

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insurance that included

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abortion I totally expected a normal

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pissed off reaction something like [ __ ]

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you and walk away nope not St he looked

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at me with a puzzled expression twisted

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his head to the side you know just like

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a [ __ ] dog does and said huh that's

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exactly what he did I'm not [ __ ]

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exaggerating

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but another big reason once I got to

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know Stan is that he's a [ __ ] user

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parasite Stan has been my neighbor for

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around 15 years but I've despised him

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for about 14 of those when I first got

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the place he seemed friendly enough and

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as I was doing lots of things to the

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house outside we got to know each other

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and one of the things things he started

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talking about was his car and all the

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problems it had this is after I told him

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that I used to be an auto mechanic and

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then of course he not only subtly

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proposed I work on his [ __ ] car for

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free of course because we were

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neighbors I explained to him politely

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that I don't work on cars anymore other

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than maybe my own to which batshit crazy

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Stan

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responded okay okay well could you just

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fix or if I got the parts would

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you on top of all this here's another

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point that makes Stan utterly bad [ __ ]

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crazy after all these years he still

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refuses to stop asking me to work on his

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[ __ ] car despite the fact that he has

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never not once even offered me so much

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as a beer let alone invite me over for a

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barbecue I subtly mentioned a barbecue

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once because and this was several years

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ago I was actually considering fixing

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something on his stupid [ __ ] car if

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he would demonstrate even the slightest

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interest in doing something for me you

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know that whole symbiotic relationship

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thing otherwise known as Tit for Tat

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quidd pro quo you do for me I do for you

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the basis for [ __ ] humans human

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civilization you know that kind of

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[ __ ] but the best I got out of him was

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oh [ __ ] yeah I I love the barbecue you

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go out and buy the meat and charcoal and

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I'll see if I can cook us something off

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thinking this had to be a [ __ ] joke I

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added oh and what about the beer and

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very eagerly he responded oh yes by all

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means we've got to have some beer pick

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us up some beer

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too us I thought he wants me to do three

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or four hours of work on his [ __ ] car

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for free and he won't even provide me

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with a cookout yeah this guy's totally

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batshit

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crazy and I avoid that like the [ __ ]

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plague share your thoughts on this

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episode with others by leaving a comment

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or if you have your own badshit crazy

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story you want to share reach out to me

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via my website in the description below

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I'd love to hear it and please subscribe

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so you won't miss an Earnest take on

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news people and events every Monday and

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Friday at 6:00 a.m. I don't claim to

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know everything but I speak a lot more

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truth than the corporate [ __ ] you're

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told is truth

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