What’s the deal with "S-words"? This week, the Pitbull and the Honey Badger channel Sean Connery’s iconic Celebrity Jeopardy sketches to ask the ultimate question: Has anyone in the history of modern dating actually benefited from displaying a sword in their room? From the ultimate cringe of mall-ninja katanas to the terrifying reality of hanging functional modern drones and firearms on your wall, we explore weapon psychology before diving into why public schools completely phased out classic American folklore heroes like John Henry and Davy Crockett.

Highlights:

• The S-Word Legacy: How SNL altered the pronunciation of ancient weaponry forever.
• The Sword-Guy Fallacy: Reenacting the exact meme of a guy cornering a girl at a party to aggressively lecture her on Damascus steel.
• Modern Living Room Arsenals: Why hanging an FPV drone remnant or a modern firearm on your wall makes you look way more unhinged than an antique musket.
• The Erasure of Folklore: Dissecting why public school curriculums stopped teaching kids about Paul Bunyan, Johnny Appleseed, and John Henry.
• Alamo Tourist Slop: Roasting the terrible "Hold My Beer" Davy Crockett merchandise sold at the real historical site.
• The Final Verdict: Asking the ultimate question: Are swords officially a rizzless move?